SAMURAI VS KNIGHT!!!

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  • @dnrob7
    @dnrob7 Год назад +108976

    Sounds just like me trying to quietly get a spoon out of the drawer at 3am

    • @deadcentre6926
      @deadcentre6926 Год назад +1176

      while stepping on leggo 😛

    • @T.M....
      @T.M.... Год назад +787

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA cracked me up. Wasn't expecting this comment. Gold bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @realestateDoc
      @realestateDoc Год назад +176

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pearlthewhitehusky....
      @pearlthewhitehusky.... Год назад +213

      Out the dishwasher 😁

    • @thebruce6309
      @thebruce6309 Год назад +76

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryanscheafnocker2526
    @bryanscheafnocker2526 Год назад +28578

    Crazy how well the footage was preserved after so many centuries.

    • @jplee3
      @jplee3 Год назад +1062

      The medieval interlocking mats, ceiling fan, HVAC ducting and lighting are quite impressive as well.

    • @honsuaman8743
      @honsuaman8743 Год назад +184

      In reality a samurai has never met a knight

    • @bryansosero_
      @bryansosero_ Год назад +1049

      ​@@honsuaman8743 so how do you explaing this video?

    • @meknon
      @meknon Год назад +216

      @@honsuaman8743 but somehow met the Egyptians and posing on the sphinx

    • @roduhawma8323
      @roduhawma8323 Год назад +107

      ​@@honsuaman8743 I've just seen it tho

  • @ChrisIhao
    @ChrisIhao 2 месяца назад +3478

    I just realized that both knights and samurai actually needed ear plugs.

    • @lunchbox1553
      @lunchbox1553 2 месяца назад +172

      It's hard metal on the outside, but there should be enough padding inside where it isn't as bad as it sounds.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 2 месяца назад +49

      *Stephen Hayes says the Samurai knocked the knights off their horses and used a short sword to go between their armor plates on the ground.*

    • @ericsaxon5736
      @ericsaxon5736 2 месяца назад +60

      @@1nvisible1 This is some interesting historical revisionism.

    • @mortimersmithsr2522
      @mortimersmithsr2522 2 месяца назад +16

      I work with a sledgehammer on rocks. Outside it's fine. But inside, i would be deaf if i didnt wear ear protection. Especially an empty room like this.

    • @ChrisIhao
      @ChrisIhao 2 месяца назад

      ​@mortimersmithsr2522 Yeah, I can only imagine. In fact, I even dislike hammering a few normal nails without some kind of protection (also outside). Tinnitus doesn't help, to put it like that :p

  • @Drelam
    @Drelam 2 месяца назад +1457

    Huh and here I was thinking the Samurai armed with the Katana would slice through the knight, the building, and reality creating a black hole.

    • @BHFFS
      @BHFFS Месяц назад +99

      glorious nippon steel folded 5000 times

    • @tmr10059
      @tmr10059 Месяц назад +28

      There are many stories during World War 2 Japanese soldiers cutting machine guns with their katana

    • @Rylen171
      @Rylen171 Месяц назад +23

      The knights had broad swords and long swords that could break katanas because they were thicker and longer

    • @rollypollyraviolli4474
      @rollypollyraviolli4474 Месяц назад +51

      @@tmr10059 What is neglected to be told here is that machine guns in that era (and now) have interchangeable barrels because they get hot quickly. In the heat of suppressive fire, crews wouldn't change barrels (cuz you know). The barrels get red-hot. The sword hits the barrel and easily bends the barrel and chops a nice dent into it, rendering it useless.
      You could replicate the damage they did with just about any metal tool, or even a big stick. It doesn't take much force to move hot steel and render a tight-tolerance mechanism inoperable.

    • @loneassailant6661
      @loneassailant6661 Месяц назад +12

      @@rollypollyraviolli4474Exactly, but it’s still cool asf lol😂

  • @JJJ...J
    @JJJ...J 9 месяцев назад +11405

    "He's probably out cheating on me"
    What he's doing:

    • @medjdoub94
      @medjdoub94 8 месяцев назад +52

      ☠️

    • @MaxLohMusic
      @MaxLohMusic 8 месяцев назад +36

      That joke doesn't work for this situation. That's a competition or training session which your SO would probably know about, not a random hangout with friends

    • @alucard4974
      @alucard4974 8 месяцев назад +154

      @@MaxLohMusic 🤓

    • @Ash456-gm8sy
      @Ash456-gm8sy 8 месяцев назад

      @@MaxLohMusiclike your to much of a pussy to respond to me

    • @bryanscruggs7566
      @bryanscruggs7566 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@MaxLohMusicshut up dude

  • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
    @BM-13_KATYUSHA Год назад +14965

    Plot twist: they can't really hurt each other with swords so the winner is the one who doesn't die of old age first.

    • @J.Severin
      @J.Severin Год назад +646

      you mean thirst and heat exhaustion. 😂

    • @Dogegode
      @Dogegode Год назад +154

      Then it’s Japan FTW

    • @FelipeDias-hv5gh
      @FelipeDias-hv5gh Год назад +119

      Nas armaduras tem muitas brechas e areas menos resistentes que podem ser pontos fracos principalmente a do samurai que é mais leve mas protege menos o guerreiro, ou seja, quem baixar a guarda primeiro perde.

    • @ThornForTheWynn
      @ThornForTheWynn Год назад +355

      There are plenty of ways to fight against an opponent in plate armor with a sword. It was specifically studied by those who would need the knowledge, such as knights, and was called Harnishfechten in German.
      The most well-known method is also one of the worse ones, called a murder blow, or Mordschlag (alternatively spelled Mordhau or Mortschlag). It involves gripping the blade in both hands and striking with the pommel or crossguard. This isn't what swords are intended to do as weapons, though.
      The best way is to use the off-hand to grab the blade, turning the sword into a spear of sorts and targeting the armpits, groin, helmet visor, backs of the gauntlets, and any place only protected by padding and mail.
      There are ways to do it. It's challenging, but it's far from impossible.

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA Год назад +136

      @@ThornForTheWynn Yeah, yeah, i know about halfswording, it was a joke, nobody needs your nerdy explanations.
      Realistically it would look more like an MMA fight because both sides are skilled at various types of grappling so they would end up fisting each other on the floor.
      For the sake of the joke let's say that they're both so skilled that such techniques won't work on them.

  • @imgvillasrc1608
    @imgvillasrc1608 Месяц назад +366

    That one peasant with a spear: haha! Spear goes poke poke!

    • @captainjackuniversal
      @captainjackuniversal 22 дня назад +7

      Sooo true Hahahaha

    • @onlyenzoYT
      @onlyenzoYT 20 дней назад +8

      Jesus Christ loves u 🙏🏽❤️he died n rose again for ur forgiveness

    • @ComeAndSee101
      @ComeAndSee101 18 дней назад +7

      Spear and shield is OP

    • @VSN-wb2ly
      @VSN-wb2ly 16 дней назад +1

      that one peasant using bare hand

    • @igors1908
      @igors1908 11 дней назад

      Papich moment

  • @rafsanpantho364
    @rafsanpantho364 2 месяца назад +853

    Samurai: Both our swords are dull from all the fighting, lets call it a draw.
    Knight: Flips the sword blade*
    Samurai: Pikachu face*

    • @MovieFactory
      @MovieFactory 2 месяца назад +19

      with the exeption that proper made japanese swords hold an edge way longer

    • @alfiewenn9440
      @alfiewenn9440 2 месяца назад +179

      @@MovieFactory total and utter myth

    • @MovieFactory
      @MovieFactory 2 месяца назад +33

      @@alfiewenn9440 quite literally not. thats the one thing differentially hardened steel has an advantage over. spring steel can flex really hard and return to true, in exchange it can only ever reach an edge hardness of 48 hrc. a differentially hardened blade will have a hardness of less than 40 hrc on the spine, but 60 hrc on the edge, but in return, it cant flex nearly as much. a katana or tachi will dull significantly slower than most euro spring steel blades

    • @mrstar1038
      @mrstar1038 2 месяца назад +95

      @@MovieFactory Mate if you belive that watch shadaversity. Katanas aren't that good. They aren't even a main weapon, just a side-kick.

    • @alfiewenn9440
      @alfiewenn9440 2 месяца назад +2

      @@MovieFactoryOK what ever

  • @dragonfang9462
    @dragonfang9462 Год назад +6495

    Congrats to the Knight and Samurai who travelled 6,000 miles to fight each other

    • @rafaelconceicao8437
      @rafaelconceicao8437 Год назад +161

      and the most impresive is that the travel was made in a wooden ship, propeled by wind force

    • @nraf100
      @nraf100 Год назад +36

      Check samurais in Egypt) you will be shocked

    • @N0411REGIS
      @N0411REGIS Год назад +34

      They ain't traveled, they suddenly teleported because the sudden terraforming of earth, and not just the samurai and the knight, even vikings and some chinese martial artist got randomly teleported and I heard there is also some free wayfarer warrior from egypt and middle east and some pirates among them

    • @Adil_Turysbek_TVRC
      @Adil_Turysbek_TVRC Год назад +6

      Thanks to the guys in the Great Steppe to allow such a meeting.

    • @coltonbuhler7011
      @coltonbuhler7011 Год назад +14

      And the time travel! Must have been tiring 😅

  • @spookyboivilla5386
    @spookyboivilla5386 11 месяцев назад +11253

    Knight: *pulls out war hammer with malicious intent*

    • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
      @JohnnyJohnJohnson 11 месяцев назад +888

      Samurai: *pulls out kanabo with malicious intent*

    • @spookyboivilla5386
      @spookyboivilla5386 11 месяцев назад +603

      @@JohnnyJohnJohnson now it’s getting real *epic music begins to play*

    • @user-kp7fx7tg3y
      @user-kp7fx7tg3y 11 месяцев назад +447

      Samurai: *pulls out revolver with malicious intent*

    • @spookyboivilla5386
      @spookyboivilla5386 11 месяцев назад +392

      @@user-kp7fx7tg3y knight: *slowly loads arquebus with malicious intent*

    • @marisakirisame2366
      @marisakirisame2366 11 месяцев назад +264

      Samurai: *Uses Sun breathing with malicious intent*

  • @khulaine1101
    @khulaine1101 Месяц назад +111

    I just noticed the guy in the background that looks like a Viking, it really is a For Honor update

    • @buubuu9954
      @buubuu9954 Месяц назад

      It's a chick haha

    • @zer0h0urd3vil6
      @zer0h0urd3vil6 14 дней назад

      This made me laugh

    • @wolflightning2331
      @wolflightning2331 2 часа назад

      The viking is near in the end of the video next to the girl​@@buubuu9954

  • @mrfairact8662
    @mrfairact8662 28 дней назад +16

    What we learn about that? If the entire budget for a Dungeons and Dragons movie is spent on armor and swords, the dungeon looks like a sports hall.

  • @kajadaw4313
    @kajadaw4313 5 месяцев назад +5583

    Our childhood arguments come to life

    • @ricardokakaleite5014
      @ricardokakaleite5014 5 месяцев назад +23

      BEST

    • @ivansalcedo2290
      @ivansalcedo2290 5 месяцев назад +174

      The Childhood argument to do list:
      :Pirate vs Ninja
      :Samurai vs Knight✔️
      :French Soldier vs Spanish Colonial Soldier
      :Nordic Highlander vs Roman Crusader
      :Egyptian Warrior vs African Tribal Warrior
      :Turkish Soldier vs Ancient Chinese Footsoldier

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 4 месяца назад +11

      I want pure shaman vs ninja vs samurai vs spartan

    • @kajadaw4313
      @kajadaw4313 4 месяца назад +8

      @@ARandomPerson-- ninja vs pirate vs knight vs spartan

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 4 месяца назад +2

      @@kajadaw4313 pirate and night< ninja spartan 🗿☝️

  • @8-ball350
    @8-ball350 Год назад +15175

    These for honor graphics getting really good

    • @Burber_
      @Burber_ Год назад +203

      Fr tho, and the sound effects as well

    • @kelvin595
      @kelvin595 Год назад +185

      Not enough shoulder

    • @Tonatheos
      @Tonatheos Год назад +141

      Kensei got buffed hardcore

    • @jemr3
      @jemr3 Год назад +84

      Shame they took wardens bash apparently

    • @DanielLopez-bu6kn
      @DanielLopez-bu6kn Год назад +16

      Torture Is getting every day More real

  • @yazmeliayzol624
    @yazmeliayzol624 Месяц назад +165

    Ah, the samurai and his katana... both designed to devastate unarmoured peasants...

    • @cartertran270
      @cartertran270 Месяц назад +7

      This looks like a Tachi which is longer and the more common battlefield weapon. -🤓

    • @siddharthsinha6338
      @siddharthsinha6338 Месяц назад +17

      Considering full plate was pretty expensive, most knights weren’t exactly fighting equally armoured opponents

    • @chocho6766
      @chocho6766 29 дней назад +1

      @@siddharthsinha6338 i can imagine if a full plated knight actually meet they will compliment each other ,

    • @ismaelgalindo
      @ismaelgalindo 26 дней назад +7

      @@siddharthsinha6338 As much as I could find I have to differ with your comment.
      Medieval knights were much more common than samurai, according to all the information I checked regarding different important conflicts of the medieval era and during what will be the time when the most samurai were seen (sengoku jidai).
      I found a greater number of knights than samurai
      The knights easily reached the thousands of similarly armed soldiers.
      while the samurai apparently numbered in the hundreds if they reached the thousands but I haven't seen much about that
      More than anything, the armies of both worlds were made up of practically the same thing.
      militia although the western militia was better equipped

    • @siddharthsinha6338
      @siddharthsinha6338 26 дней назад +2

      @@ismaelgalindo How about knights per capita? Or rather, the composition of armies by armouring, well documented battles. I believe gambeson under chain mail was the most common form of armour for the infantry.

  • @Jaze2022
    @Jaze2022 2 месяца назад +16

    You hearing the clanging and you quickly realize slashing wasn't much of a thing back in the day

    • @mrsmartypants4541
      @mrsmartypants4541 Месяц назад +5

      From the videos I've seen, there is really nothing you can do against full plate, or even chainmail with a katana. Your best hope is thrusting, which the katana is not the greatest at due to being hard and non flexible, so the blade will give way before the plate will.

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity Год назад +13002

    This new For Honour update is looking really good.

    • @RealGerardButler
      @RealGerardButler 11 месяцев назад +239

      new engine

    • @AdGOne
      @AdGOne 11 месяцев назад +162

      I hope it finaly balance...

    • @DravenLostSoul
      @DravenLostSoul 11 месяцев назад +98

      New For Honor update. They send you and other players to a battlefield with the armor of your choice.

    • @LowBattery20Percent
      @LowBattery20Percent 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@RealGerardButleruns on unreal engine 99

    • @grimsladeleviathan3958
      @grimsladeleviathan3958 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@RealGerardButler Oh is this the new Unreal Engine 12?

  • @viciousyeen6644
    @viciousyeen6644 6 месяцев назад +5093

    Samurai in full plate is not real, he can’t hurt you.
    Samurai in full plate:

    • @AmirulSyafiq1
      @AmirulSyafiq1 6 месяцев назад +200

      That's just how samurai armor looks like without paint...

    • @321CatDaddy
      @321CatDaddy 6 месяцев назад +94

      ⁠@@AmirulSyafiq1 Did Samurai have metal armor?

    • @marcastals7886
      @marcastals7886 6 месяцев назад +283

      ​@@321CatDaddyNot until XVI century, wearing a "gaijin" armor was a luxury. These were replicated by japanese artisans and tested with a teppo gun.

    • @AmirulSyafiq1
      @AmirulSyafiq1 6 месяцев назад +118

      @@321CatDaddy always have been. They are small plates stacked with each other don't look shiny because they are painted with laquer to keep them from degrading. Bare metals rust easier.

    • @AmirulSyafiq1
      @AmirulSyafiq1 6 месяцев назад +85

      @@marcastals7886 that "gaijin" armor you meant is portuguese styled single plated cuirass. The design you see in the video is much earlier, used since 10th century

  • @TurboIDI
    @TurboIDI Месяц назад +13

    This video has me convinced both swords are inferior to a common pickaxe if they are wearing armor like that.

    • @bernardorodero8374
      @bernardorodero8374 Месяц назад +6

      exactly the reason swords were like secondary weapons, this is a "glock vs SIg226 compareson" and your answer is like "I feel like 5.56 would do a better job" (not hating, just pointing some modern paralelism)

    • @netcyber
      @netcyber Месяц назад +5

      Lol, you're right. The reason swords became so popular in pop-culture is because they were status symbols. In truth, both warriors would've used spears or maces, or even knives when they're up close. The sword is really more of a sidearm.

    • @haraffael7821
      @haraffael7821 Месяц назад +4

      I mean the plan for both of these was being in a cavalry role.
      They were heavily armed to protect themselves against spears, so they could clash through the lower class soldiers with their lance, sword, mace, spear, axe, club,... or in case of Samurai also ride across the lines with a bow.
      A fight on foot in that armour was neither planned nor a good thing to happen

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 11 дней назад

      Until the knight starts bashing the other guy with the cross guard.

    • @unyboy6670
      @unyboy6670 7 дней назад +1

      actually🤓 Warhammers went viral in the 15th century, before a dagger was more often used. Knight fights often more resembled mma fights with each opponent trying to inflict blunt trauma or to stab ur opponents with a dagger in the less protected areas or under the helmet

  • @qasimmir7117
    @qasimmir7117 18 дней назад +4

    Sounds like my mum calmly washing the dishes.

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 Год назад +8308

    When an Elder Scrolls player meets a Ghost of Tsushima player IRL.

    • @angelinageorge2278
      @angelinageorge2278 Год назад +132

      Haha that's nice I'd be the ghost of tsushima player

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 Год назад +107

      @@firkejdjneii28283 I did not.

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 Год назад +89

      @@firkejdjneii28283 *Laughs in Hachiman's Fury*

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 Год назад +58

      When a Breton warrior meets an Akaviri Soldier

    • @UmPoeteito.
      @UmPoeteito. Год назад +1

      KKKKKKKKKKK

  • @NekoFlaskLover
    @NekoFlaskLover 5 месяцев назад +3739

    This makes me realise how loud Berserk battles probably were...

    • @Allahgator420
      @Allahgator420 4 месяца назад +223

      Sekiro battles 💀 all that parrying

    • @SaragossiDeer
      @SaragossiDeer 4 месяца назад +127

      ​@@Allahgator420 imagine isshin just chilling having sake while you beat the shit out of genichiro in a loud asf sword clash

    • @AlbertBalbastreMorte
      @AlbertBalbastreMorte 4 месяца назад

      BONG!!!

    • @mkacproductions1058
      @mkacproductions1058 4 месяца назад +45

      CLANG

    • @simon6272
      @simon6272 4 месяца назад +14

      🗡💫
      BRRKRAKKKKAAAWWWWWNNNGGGG!!!

  • @teleman07
    @teleman07 7 дней назад +11

    Full plate samurai armor. Swinging swords into each other only to chip them.
    VERY HISTORICAL.

  • @krixpop
    @krixpop Месяц назад +19

    Actually is Knight vs Knight with a Katana.
    Because THAT is NOT a Samurai !

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 26 дней назад +1

      Why wouldn’t it be a samurai? The knight wears one of the last knightly armors invented so why can’t the samurai do the same?

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop 26 дней назад +3

      @@averageeughenjoyer6429
      ???
      Because Samuray, and no one for that matter, never achieved that level of armor.
      Plate Armor of that intricacy is European only !
      Japan imported limited, and parts of, plate armor from Portuguese, up and until 1639,

    • @Derryll_Banner
      @Derryll_Banner 16 дней назад +3

      blatant lies. fully protective armors existed in japan since the 10th century as can be observed in museums.​@@krixpop

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop 16 дней назад +2

      @@Derryll_Banner
      Blaband lack of historical knowledge !
      That Plate Armor, presented in this video ? 10th century Japan, or any century anywhere ?!

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop 16 дней назад

      @@Derryll_Banner
      your 10th century Japan armor :
      www.google.com/search?sca_esv=8870e14de2d74e2a&sxsrf=ADLYWIIZX6OLY8RmvMiwr0e1dS5vJs3LRw:1716808138505&q=10th+century+Japan+armor&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiIs_jZ2K2GAxVnVaQEHS69Cq0Q0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=960&bih=613&dpr=1.5

  • @hessexm8065
    @hessexm8065 9 месяцев назад +4399

    don't lie when we were less than 10, this was the coolest shit imaginable.

    • @manikantanr1401
      @manikantanr1401 8 месяцев назад +381

      Even now it is

    • @juanmena1550
      @juanmena1550 7 месяцев назад +306

      Bro I’m 27 and that was the coolest fucking thing I’ve seen all week

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 7 месяцев назад +53

      ​@@juanmena1550Same age and same feeling. It slightly outdoes the girl shooting an arrow with a bow she drew with her feet. But just barely.

    • @serpico_s
      @serpico_s 7 месяцев назад +14

      Still is bro

    • @BennyBlanco-dj5bx
      @BennyBlanco-dj5bx 7 месяцев назад +21

      Still is and I'm in my 30's lol

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop Год назад +6269

    I've never seen a comment section with so many highly trained medieval warriors

  • @AlirezaGh-li5rd
    @AlirezaGh-li5rd Месяц назад +4

    When guts and musashi meet each other for the first time

  • @DavidBruceChadington
    @DavidBruceChadington День назад

    Just realized how terrifying and exciting it was for someone to witness 2 swordsmen fighting.

  • @The_RazorCode
    @The_RazorCode 11 месяцев назад +2583

    And thus, the mace was invented

    • @khorrusvoa
      @khorrusvoa 10 месяцев назад +300

      "When your blade can't lick, put a rock on a stick."

    • @Nearrate
      @Nearrate 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@khorrusvoa😂

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 9 месяцев назад +16

      Man if only rock slingers kept up with the times

    • @briansoukgc7526
      @briansoukgc7526 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@khorrusvoaNice, what’s this quoted from?

    • @khorrusvoa
      @khorrusvoa 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@briansoukgc7526 Unfortunately, it's not a quote. I just made it up.

  • @-MrPink-
    @-MrPink- 7 месяцев назад +3802

    This is more like a Knight vs a Samurai Cosplayed Knight.

    • @HalIOfFamer
      @HalIOfFamer 6 месяцев назад +181

      Yeah samurai repro armor is probably not a great thing to have for practice fight. Too many openings and soft spots. The same way the knight guy is not wearing chain. Plate is just much more protective against blunt force.

    • @STEFRICH60500P
      @STEFRICH60500P 6 месяцев назад +22

      Cosplayed fight you mean ? 😊

    • @tibodef
      @tibodef 6 месяцев назад +98

      Samurai is not usingsamurai fighting style

    • @stephenblack8698
      @stephenblack8698 6 месяцев назад +88

      ​@@STEFRICH60500PNo, he's saying the Samurai is wearing armor. He is saying that the Samurai's gear is just knight's gear that they shaped to look like Samurai gear so the swords didn't hurt.

    • @BorenX1
      @BorenX1 6 месяцев назад +22

      its a tactical set, the samurai armor is too ornate to be used in a fun practice fighting..
      but samurai armor is also made of iron..

  • @DucatiDiaries
    @DucatiDiaries 2 месяца назад +6

    This is literally the coolest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @user-lx2bb5ic8y
    @user-lx2bb5ic8y Месяц назад +29

    Finally a samurai vs knight fight where both swordsmen are skilled

    • @PolineChan
      @PolineChan Месяц назад +1

      I don't know why they always attack 3 times. I expect a different attack pattern from a knight relative to the samurai

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 25 дней назад

      ​@@PolineChan
      As Matt Easton observed, there's only so many ways that the human body can move.

    • @CrnaStrela
      @CrnaStrela 25 дней назад +10

      Well the samurai actually didn't fight like a samurai, as in not using the kenjutsu stance and guard. The dude was using Katana like it was a longsword, both of them are just the same character with different skin.

  • @thedevil823
    @thedevil823 Год назад +8547

    Great respect for the cameraman who travelled back in time to get this rare footage

    • @user-qt2hg3kq7w
      @user-qt2hg3kq7w Год назад

      Чë ты врëшь, это они в будующее попали

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy Год назад +1

      Are you stupid? This is archival footage from original medieval videographers. They just kept it on an SSD so it wasn't corrupted too bad. You can still see some artifacting, though...

    • @steelsteez6118
      @steelsteez6118 Год назад +31

      They didn't have HVAC back then. I would recommend reading, "World history, through a noob's eyes". You'll love it!

    • @andrealettich
      @andrealettich Год назад +11

      Whitout time machine of course

    • @Ascariedeus
      @Ascariedeus Год назад +65

      No man. This was a videotape found in a fossil

  • @excellent_o_excrement2460
    @excellent_o_excrement2460 Год назад +13188

    Everybody gangsta till the knight starts actually using his sword correctly (thrusting)

    • @lwdrd
      @lwdrd Год назад +769

      Well then the samurai dudes dead

    • @behindmatt4943
      @behindmatt4943 Год назад +648

      against armored opponents its bludgeoning

    • @TheHandofDestiny
      @TheHandofDestiny Год назад +992

      @@behindmatt4943 Thrusting is also good against armored opponents as it can be good to stab weak points

    • @Crow44195
      @Crow44195 Год назад +44

      The swords never made contact.

    • @ThePratMan
      @ThePratMan Год назад +399

      There's plenty of manoeuvres and plays to be used within European sword art that don't involve stabs. Its also not that easy to stab a weak point plus you have the extra added danger of the blade getting wedged within the metal.
      This guys problem is that he's going for the head with the same high guarded attack leaving his lower body completely open which is why the samurai only has to deflect then attack the leg and body. Its simply the difference between skill levels

  • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
    @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 17 минут назад

    All shits and giggles until the knight starts rolling and the samurai starts throwing glowing confetti around

  • @brycesstuff
    @brycesstuff 2 месяца назад +29

    Plate armor protects nearly 100% against slashing attacks, unless in the armpit or the neck. Those are the weak spots. The most effective way to attack someone in plate successfully is an assisted direct thrust. Many militaries that used plate armor in the past would train their plate wearers how to Parry against thrusting attacks from estocs (piercing swords) more than anything else because that's what would save their life in plate Armor.

    • @TheSteam02
      @TheSteam02 Месяц назад

      idk if you're aware of this, but buhurt/armored combat bans the use of stabs BECAUSE it can cause lethal damage.
      This is still a sport, not a fight to the death.

    • @brycesstuff
      @brycesstuff Месяц назад

      @@TheSteam02 I'm aware people aren't trying to kill each other in competitions, I'm talking about medieval training practices

    • @Knightstruth
      @Knightstruth Месяц назад

      Aaand Knights wore gorgets to protect their neck and rondels and mail to protect their armpits soooo was there really a weak pint? Eye holes in the helmet I guess....if anyone could actually get to them.

    • @brycesstuff
      @brycesstuff Месяц назад +2

      @@Knightstruth The right thrust can go straight through plate armor, if the sword is sharp and rigid enough. Traditionally plate armor was usually mass manufactured at times of war, which meant a lot of it was not super thick, But same goes for the swords too, whereas a tempered sword would go through plate armor easier, when swords are mass manufactured in times of war, there's no time for tempering every sword. Also a tempered sword hit hard enough from the side can shatter.
      Im just basing this off of discovery, and history channel programs 😀 in no expert, i just find medieval combat to be one of the most interesting times.

    • @imperatorvegetarius
      @imperatorvegetarius Месяц назад +2

      There's no way you're thrusting through plate armour. A sword that is rigid enough to attempt that is a sword that's going to shatter when you do it. Even wrought iron cannot be thrusted through. As for tempered steel, even less so. It's the main reason heavy, blunt weapons like hammers and maces were in vogue. The only way to kill someone in plate with a thrust, is to thrust where the plate isn't.

  • @simple8278
    @simple8278 11 месяцев назад +4880

    the unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon:

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 11 месяцев назад +48

      Literally Me

    • @sieve5
      @sieve5 11 месяцев назад +49

      😂 for me I'm just in my underwear with night vision and an AR-15 in my living room just like 😊

    • @jerickob2531
      @jerickob2531 11 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@sieve5Typical United states person.

    • @Night-Lord
      @Night-Lord 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@sieve5I will never understand how a gun owners get the feeling that I get from swinging a sword and using it by just sitting around, holding the gun. And I have to actually use my thing if I want it to make me feel powerful. You just hold gun and you're the happiest monkey in the tree

    • @riah1963
      @riah1963 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@Night-Lordwell said.

  • @acesiano6350
    @acesiano6350 Год назад +2813

    As a former vet from the battle of Quelgadanis 1378, this is pretty accurate.

  • @S.O.S.D
    @S.O.S.D 7 дней назад +2

    Samurai= defence- ,attack+
    Knight=Defence+,attack-

  • @Tiger4ever89
    @Tiger4ever89 2 месяца назад +28

    a Knight vs a Samurai, made me realize why Vikings were terrifying

    • @chong_murdereronthemic
      @chong_murdereronthemic 2 месяца назад +7

      The more advanced civilizations have always feared tribals for some reason. The romans feared the Germans and almost everyone knew of the vikings. Similar cases all over asia where the more advanced cultures feared tribals and still do.

    • @hakugen3479
      @hakugen3479 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@chong_murdereronthemicit's because the more advanced a civilization is, the more "rules" it has whereas tribals or so-called "savages" will either play by their own rules, which oftentimes all boil down to "might makes right", or just straight up ignore all rules and go monke.
      Like a knight/samurai can request a one-on-one duel with victory riding on the result and their opponent will have to follow suit in order to save face, but savages can pretend to accept said duel then play dirty or zerg rush you because "pride" or "shame" has no place in their way of life, only "survival of the fittest".

    • @chong_murdereronthemic
      @chong_murdereronthemic Месяц назад

      @@hakugen3479 I don't know where you get your information from. Can't relate. I'm a Himalayan tribal. None of what you say matches our society. We do have our own functioning laws and systems that everyone abides by. And forgive me if I offend you but you seem to be saying all this through what social media depicts and through guessing.
      That's not how tribals are. (Atleast not in my place) (It is completely possible that there might be tribes like that I guess. Haven't witnessed such though).
      We have well functioning society and the only reason they feared us is because they see us as wild (mind you, we have the same houses as them supposed civilized ones and sometimes even better houses)🤣. The reason they see us as wild is because we follow our traditional Shamanistic religions which they label as outdated or pagan. (It makes no sense to label them that way because there's no such thing as outdated religion. It's imaginary stuff you're praying to anyway so that's like saying your imaginary friend is more real than my imaginary friend). Such and such.
      I hope you get some correct info on tribals. You can email me at miseklimbu974@gmail . com if you want proper information, videos and stuff on our culture and society. The only difference is, you guys forgot your roots and titled it as becoming "modern". We on the other hand still love to be tribal and to belong to a tribe.

    • @flaminghailstorm9149
      @flaminghailstorm9149 Месяц назад +2

      Is that a For Honor reference?

    • @Tiger4ever89
      @Tiger4ever89 Месяц назад

      @@hakugen3479 exactly!
      I imagine while Knights and Samurai were fighting with rules, techniques and a certain mindset "dangerous to be against" their main objective was to fight other warriors
      While Vikings were slaughtering everything in their path.. while feasting, r*ping, plunder and execute anyone and everything in their path.. that made them even more dangerous than Mongols.. due to "kill first, ask questions later"

  • @shrigmafit2730
    @shrigmafit2730 Год назад +5769

    I'm team longsword but the samurai guy was clearly more skilled here. Props

    • @Bro1212_
      @Bro1212_ Год назад +608

      Agreed, the longsword tops the katana any day but the samurai dude had some nice footwork and parrys.

    • @jaredflynn3750
      @jaredflynn3750 Год назад +310

      feel like the knight should have taken advantage of the superior length of the longsword and used more thrusting attacks but yes those parries from the samurai where clean af

    • @shrigmafit2730
      @shrigmafit2730 Год назад +281

      @@jaredflynn3750 I don't think thrusting attacks are allowed as they could legititmately cause injury, which is why the samurai has a big advantage here

    • @TheWorldsprayer
      @TheWorldsprayer Год назад +96

      longsworder's main issue is he stayed high and didn't shift his guard. You see in the beginning exchange he is perfectly able to perform the same moves the samurai does, but after that first exchange he stayed in high guard/strike and didn't go up and down while the samurai did.

    • @TheWorldsprayer
      @TheWorldsprayer Год назад +48

      @@shrigmafit2730 longsword can do everything a katana/no dachi can and you see that in the first exchange. The whole "the katana is better at slashing" has been repeatedly debunked as the curve of the blade does almost nothing in that regard a normal longsword doesn't.
      Thrusts aren't used because a thrust is a longrange attack while closing/retreating. These 2 stayed close where it's all about the slash which is fast and mobile.

  • @kaeq8008
    @kaeq8008 4 месяца назад +2894

    What fighting with sticks in the yard felt like

    • @FinalCurse
      @FinalCurse 4 месяца назад +14

      yes

    • @user-qd4td7yb8e
      @user-qd4td7yb8e 4 месяца назад +16

      Why is your profile pic a gay flag?

    • @TrollerNinja69420
      @TrollerNinja69420 4 месяца назад

      ​@@user-qd4td7yb8eit isnt

    • @themonster9oh
      @themonster9oh 3 месяца назад

      @@user-qd4td7yb8e whats wrong with that?

    • @Aitoca.
      @Aitoca. 3 месяца назад

      ​@@user-qd4td7yb8e ?

  • @thehaus6998
    @thehaus6998 Месяц назад +13

    Knights realistically would oblitirate samurai

    • @THEBAIRAMAN
      @THEBAIRAMAN Месяц назад

      This is obvious

    • @thehaus6998
      @thehaus6998 Месяц назад +4

      European steel is by quote a mile better quality than Japanese irons, realistically the full suits of the knights, including their just simply better crafted weapons from better material would just destroy the samurai, all those arrows would do nothing@@THEBAIRAMAN

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 26 дней назад +2

      @@thehaus6998 In the era that armor appeared the samurai would have guns

    • @thehaus6998
      @thehaus6998 26 дней назад

      lmao, in the era the samurai had guns the Europeans just had better guns, artillery, armor that is possible to stop guns with, and other such@@averageeughenjoyer6429

    • @PoIy178
      @PoIy178 9 дней назад +2

      you'd just be blatantly wrong. that's like saying a mongol horse archer would destroy an assyrian horse archer, even when in direct comparison it's not something you can definitively announce. Keyboard warrior ahh moment for you bro.
      You talk about european iron* (not steel) being better quality than japanese iron sand, therefore downplaying it and just arbitrarily implying that japanese steel was "worse" than european steel, even though in japan there existed metallurgy techniques that produced the same quality if not more pure steel than that of european iron, of course that doesn't mean japanese steel is better, when in most cases it's not, but the steel used in both the armour and weapon of a samurai were expected to be of the highest quality.
      All of this is completely redundant though, because the metal in their armour wouldn't make a difference because... both of them would be using polearms or firearms anyways, depending on the time period, so the type of armour literally doesn't matter anyways.

  • @roycereinhart-brown2549
    @roycereinhart-brown2549 21 день назад +16

    I like how the samurai needs to dress in full plate-mail to go toe to toe with the long sword.
    Sorry guys, these are two very different fighting styles, with two very different weapons- from two different periods.
    It’s not comparable.

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 6 дней назад +1

      It's all just speculation anyway. There aren't enough sources about their build, their training, their fighting style and technique. I mean, knights were way smaller back then. I'm not really sure they were bigger than Samurai. But they had to be very buff to walk around in heavy armor and swinging around broadswords. Who knows how that kind of fight would have ended between actually well trained and battle hardened fighters of those eras.

  • @user-tj9vk6gf8i
    @user-tj9vk6gf8i 10 месяцев назад +1515

    *pulls out a glock*
    Knight: “parry this you filthy casual”

    • @fangsilver1977
      @fangsilver1977 9 месяцев назад +30

      Their armor is thick. A 9mm round would do jackshit

    • @amberfade3712
      @amberfade3712 9 месяцев назад +77

      Samurai : **Actually deflects bullet**

    • @empty-pe9cg
      @empty-pe9cg 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @user-uf6wc2zf6r
      @user-uf6wc2zf6r 8 месяцев назад +33

      @@amberfade3712 *cuts bullet in half*

    • @D_E_F_E_A_T
      @D_E_F_E_A_T 8 месяцев назад +28

      ​​@@amberfade3712Knight: *pulls out double barrel shotgun*
      Now parry this... you filthy casual!

  • @dmitrygreen4002
    @dmitrygreen4002 2 месяца назад +1403

    Everybody gangsta until comes a wizard in a t-shirt and freezes you with yellow stick

  • @hostadosalcaraz5553
    @hostadosalcaraz5553 2 месяца назад +1

    Best thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you

  • @AFFoC
    @AFFoC 6 дней назад

    This was nothing like medieval European swordfighting.

  • @simon20002
    @simon20002 Год назад +5752

    Ah yes, the famous full plate samurai...

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero Год назад +597

      hey, hey, they existed... full plate of WOOD though XD

    • @troyadams19
      @troyadams19 Год назад +346

      From what I can see that's fairly accurate, it just doesn't look like it because the samurai armor you see in museums and movies is covered in colorful cloth.

    • @marsghost7813
      @marsghost7813 Год назад +361

      I think it would largely depend on the era. Most samurai armor was made from a variety of materials, with some steel plate as well. So, yeah, plate armor existed - including steel plate - but it’s not the same as European plate.
      The fighting styles were different, so trying to compare the two is largely pointless.

    • @piggy6801
      @piggy6801 Год назад +12

      ​@@walangchayelingden8606classic samurai armor is typically made of a weave of some kind using wood
      EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD I GET IT GUYS. I WAS MISINFORMED. JUST STFU AND STOP REPLYING TO ME, ANYTHING YOU SAY SOMEBODY HAS ALREADY SAID

    • @piggy6801
      @piggy6801 Год назад +42

      @walangchayelingden8606 bro... just go farther back in time. Yeah in the later periods it was metal, but it was wood, leather, and cloth in the early stages

  • @philby1
    @philby1 Месяц назад +2

    it looks like 2 knights to me.

  • @lucasphilipevasconcelosgom902
    @lucasphilipevasconcelosgom902 7 дней назад +1

    They both seem to be using the same sparring technique: it seems very performatic. Nonetheless, a great thing to watch!

  • @incognitoman8719
    @incognitoman8719 11 месяцев назад +4328

    Knight: “You looketh like thy grandmother who burnt in thy retirement home!”
    Samurai: “少なくとも私はブリキのバケツには見えません!”

    • @Star_Taro
      @Star_Taro 11 месяцев назад +258

      💀💀💀 (💀💀💀)

    • @danielverkest1718
      @danielverkest1718 11 месяцев назад +123

      He do tho 😂

    • @kaen-488
      @kaen-488 11 месяцев назад +54

      💀💀💀 DAMN

    • @MeMaex
      @MeMaex 11 месяцев назад +53

      ...nakuto mo watashi wa buriki no batetsu niha...emasen! I can read half of it but I have no Idea what I just sayed. Can someone cultured enlighten me?

    • @alomysf3211
      @alomysf3211 11 месяцев назад +116

      ​@@MeMaex 'sukunakutomo watashi wa buriki no baketsu niwa miemasen' at least I don't look like a tin bucket

  • @bradauto
    @bradauto Год назад +2100

    ‘Everyone has a plan til they get sliced in the leg.’ Sir Tyson of iron.

  • @JustSumGuy
    @JustSumGuy 10 дней назад +1

    We all will just pretend the Japanese had metal armor and not lacquered wood.

  • @sergiomiranda1497
    @sergiomiranda1497 9 дней назад

    This gives us an idea of the brutality of sword fights, we have reports from eyewitnesses of battlefields soaked in blood.

  • @jackcanonach4454
    @jackcanonach4454 Год назад +1880

    For anyone wondering, it was 3-5 in the samurai's favor

    • @Jedai_Games
      @Jedai_Games Год назад +29

      Thanks

    • @Heroesflorian
      @Heroesflorian Год назад +25

      Underrated comment

    • @noneyabidness9644
      @noneyabidness9644 Год назад +89

      I only noticed the knight hit the samurai's hand, once. Do they score after strikes are landed, too?

    • @ThrusterMcBuster
      @ThrusterMcBuster Год назад +26

      Are points given on body hits or something

    • @brandonsmith5151
      @brandonsmith5151 Год назад +10

      Yeah, I had to rematch a couple of times to get the count. Those were really quick strikes.

  • @azazelinblack
    @azazelinblack Год назад +4240

    Samurai dude REALLY knows his stuff.

    • @mra8162
      @mra8162 Год назад +169

      Dude I wouldn’t want either of those robots coming at me with a sword 😂
      But yeah samurai guy was doing some mad parries

    • @sieademation3386
      @sieademation3386 Год назад +115

      No he does not
      that’s nothing like kendo that’s a European stance😭

    • @ItachiUchiha-zv7wp
      @ItachiUchiha-zv7wp Год назад

      @Dan Gander uhhh, did you not see the counter strikes dumb ass ? He got hit 3 times and the other dude got hit more than 3 times, the Samurai guy literally would win this fight by all the injuries he will cause the other dude

    • @mra8162
      @mra8162 Год назад +209

      @@sieademation3386 ah shit must be why it works then

    • @axeluwu3959
      @axeluwu3959 Год назад +5

      He's playing in hard mode :0 he really needs to

  • @mathewp3416
    @mathewp3416 2 дня назад +1

    The spear is the superior weapon. All other forms of swords knives etc in most armies were sidearms.

  • @nickmando2329
    @nickmando2329 13 дней назад

    And this is why swords are considered battle field side arms

  • @psychedelicricoconut374
    @psychedelicricoconut374 6 месяцев назад +1655

    I wouldn't be surprised if there's a sword club in the basement of a bar, fighting raw.

    • @Bozolips
      @Bozolips 6 месяцев назад +116

      First rule of sword club, is you do not talk about sword club

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 5 месяцев назад +39

      It's not in the basement of a bar, well not after that one incident. Alcohol and sword fights was not a good idea.

    • @RemoveChink
      @RemoveChink 5 месяцев назад +1

      They exist in Germany

    • @HTBP1888
      @HTBP1888 5 месяцев назад +9

      Bet you would watch.

    • @theguy9166
      @theguy9166 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@staticbuilds7613alcohol and war makes win

  • @generalzugs6017
    @generalzugs6017 Год назад +821

    When fighting knights, just use big ass magnet. - Sun Tzu

  • @Esauofisaac
    @Esauofisaac 17 дней назад

    Dude that guy in the samurai-inspired armor was incredible, he was walking circle around the other fighter.

  • @14cole19
    @14cole19 2 часа назад

    Samurai shoulda used The Heavenly Strike
    Iykyk
    "You have no honor"
    "And you are a slave to it"

  • @DutchPatterson
    @DutchPatterson 6 месяцев назад +2221

    I'd like to note that they're primarily using *unarmored* fighting techniques, as a fight in full plate would mostly just be wrestling.

    • @Bazwift
      @Bazwift 6 месяцев назад +250

      True. Grappling, pommel/shield bashing and clubbing until you can manage to wedge your blade into a joint or opening in the armor. All this to say MACE #1 MEDIEVAL WEAPON YEAHHHHH

    • @DutchPatterson
      @DutchPatterson 6 месяцев назад +96

      Yeah. Swords are sweet but a pokey or bashy thing on the end of a stick is still ideal.@@Bazwift

    • @humoyun6036
      @humoyun6036 6 месяцев назад +77

      I think they are using plates just to not get hurt and the goal of the duel is to find out who would cut the opponent more if they had no plates

    • @DutchPatterson
      @DutchPatterson 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@humoyun6036 ofc

    • @Fubuki_Ambient_Lofi
      @Fubuki_Ambient_Lofi 6 месяцев назад +16

      Samurai armour would be wood normally? Looks like fun.

  • @pau1s887
    @pau1s887 5 месяцев назад +1551

    Edit: knight vs knight with a katana.

    • @josku5
      @josku5 5 месяцев назад +100

      That’s what a samurai is though 😂 what were you thinking

    • @RL-DarkSpark
      @RL-DarkSpark 5 месяцев назад +73

      Knight headphones: In the name of god
      Samurai headphones: The only thing I know for real

    • @theglitch312
      @theglitch312 5 месяцев назад +176

      @@josku5In what world does a samurai wear full plate?

    • @josku5
      @josku5 5 месяцев назад +70

      @@theglitch312 Later samurai armour was pretty close to European plate armour

    • @kuzunoki_
      @kuzunoki_ 4 месяца назад +67

      ⁠@@josku5全然違いますよ形も装飾も

  • @Adrian_El_Amin
    @Adrian_El_Amin 6 дней назад

    Can you imagine fighting for hours, sometimes days on end with that shit on whether it be rain, sleet, snow, or the scorching hot sun

  • @user-ms6mh7rj5f
    @user-ms6mh7rj5f 7 дней назад

    this is where Sarugami Armor would have been decisive that parry would have been a duel winner

  • @Megafragger_
    @Megafragger_ 10 месяцев назад +4064

    The katana needed a 13 day maintenance session after this
    Edit: I angered the weeaboos

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade 10 месяцев назад +209

      Its the sword equivalent of sending your jet fighter into over G.

    • @natas0733
      @natas0733 9 месяцев назад +24

      Wakizashi*

    • @natas0733
      @natas0733 9 месяцев назад +24

      I mean odachi

    • @idontknow390
      @idontknow390 9 месяцев назад +41

      Nah a good katana will last a while

    • @chez1111
      @chez1111 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@natas0733a wakizashi is shorter than a katana?

  • @angeles336
    @angeles336 Год назад +2569

    Was waiting for some half-naked guy with a spear and shield to run in and kick someone in the chest and yell "This is Sparta!"

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Год назад +22

      God damn 😂😂😂

    • @RyanG0899
      @RyanG0899 Год назад +19

      Spartans weren't half naked

    • @user-lw3po1yp6v
      @user-lw3po1yp6v Год назад

      @@RyanG0899они были полностью голыми))

    • @angelaleman3352
      @angelaleman3352 Год назад +46

      ​@@RyanG0899 I'm pretty sure he meant it as a joke

    • @Cleeon
      @Cleeon Год назад +10

      ​@@RyanG0899 he said about that movie, you know

  • @christophermontgomery9436
    @christophermontgomery9436 Месяц назад +1

    Its dimensions can vary depending on factors such as the period in which it was made, the specific school of swordsmithing, and the intended user. However, a typical katana blade measures around 60 to 80 centimeters (24 to 32 inches) in length, with the handle adding another 25 to 30 centimeters (10 to 12 inches

  • @weslee6637
    @weslee6637 Месяц назад +1

    Realistically... both knights would be using blunt weapons.

  • @SVNT0
    @SVNT0 Год назад +1280

    Marital disputes in south London be like….

    • @starkcompany4325
      @starkcompany4325 Год назад +9

      LOL😂

    • @user-ib8lw1sd7t
      @user-ib8lw1sd7t Год назад +3

      😂你经历了什么

    • @mrfarax4944
      @mrfarax4944 Год назад

      Spot on mate

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 11 месяцев назад

      What postcode does one belong to? You shall not pass through my manor unhindered!
      Have at thee, scally wag!

  • @mrmagunga2788
    @mrmagunga2788 11 месяцев назад +1259

    “ah fuck this”
    Knight pulls out war hammer
    Samurai pulls out lance

    • @DwarfEater2727
      @DwarfEater2727 10 месяцев назад +42

      Naginata. They were called naginata I belive

    • @juanc.torres3132
      @juanc.torres3132 10 месяцев назад +95

      @@DwarfEater2727No, a spear was called Yari. Naginata is a hybrid

    • @DwarfEater2727
      @DwarfEater2727 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@juanc.torres3132 ahh, thanks. Im still kinda learning. Ill try to remember it

    • @alexdasusboi2025
      @alexdasusboi2025 10 месяцев назад +30

      I’m pretty sure samurai actually used guns the most 💀

    • @DwarfEater2727
      @DwarfEater2727 10 месяцев назад +37

      @@alexdasusboi2025 depends on what time periond but yes. Guns were popular for them. The samurai were the first people with the true american spirit. Aka if it cant be reasoned with GUNS will solve it!

  • @zoltonn2563
    @zoltonn2563 25 дней назад +1

    Metal samari armor looks cooler than I thought it would

  • @vadimsmith3253
    @vadimsmith3253 3 дня назад

    Удивительно, что ролик, продолжительностью в одну минуту, я смотрю вот уже минут десять, не замечая, что он повторяется...

  • @heffe4257
    @heffe4257 Год назад +1012

    As someone who fought in the crusades in 1098, he did pretty good. Ngl.

    • @jakemartens5311
      @jakemartens5311 Год назад +2

      1908 hahaha 😂

    • @c.jwilliamson9247
      @c.jwilliamson9247 Год назад +1

      😅😅😅😂okay you 😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿

    • @heffe4257
      @heffe4257 Год назад +18

      @@c.jwilliamson9247 does thou challenge me?

    • @Arcane_98
      @Arcane_98 Год назад +8

      I was there when that happened. My brother lost his eye

    • @attalusi9177
      @attalusi9177 Год назад +1

      Thats not an 11th century armor

  • @kagemaru259
    @kagemaru259 5 месяцев назад +2116

    “The Knight- the armored crusader of medieval Europe. The Samurai- the warrior class of Japan bound by the code of Bushido. On tonight’s episode, these warriors will meet in combat for the first time. WHO…IS…DEADLIEST??!!”

    • @anscenic7421
      @anscenic7421 5 месяцев назад

      Bushido = lie made by an asshole at 10's to promote Japan culture. Samurais honor codes depends of the feudal lord they serves which are many at most time

    • @user-jp7lk4iq3c
      @user-jp7lk4iq3c 5 месяцев назад +77

      Bro, I read it in the guys voice instantly.

    • @andrei3436
      @andrei3436 5 месяцев назад +33

      Brooooo... The nostalgia

    • @wholesome_masochist4113
      @wholesome_masochist4113 5 месяцев назад +26

      My goodness don't need shrooms or LSD to take a nostalgia trip, you nailed that perfectly yourself dude.

    • @Thatoneirishguy421
      @Thatoneirishguy421 4 месяца назад +10

      I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH

  • @FirebrickFoxx
    @FirebrickFoxx 14 дней назад

    The knight has to wait until the other stops and says "You will die" before unloading a combo.

  • @youriboldyrev2934
    @youriboldyrev2934 6 дней назад

    Cowboy without armor: come here everybody, i'll want try new gun

  • @alwayzzzl
    @alwayzzzl 7 месяцев назад +822

    This is how I imagined I looked as a kid when playing swords…😂

    • @majdkassem6675
      @majdkassem6675 7 месяцев назад +15

      Our swords were sticks we found on the ground lol

    • @virtus5721
      @virtus5721 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@majdkassem6675и вы тоже так делали 😂? Ностальгия

    • @Adri-242
      @Adri-242 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @Adri-242
      @Adri-242 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@majdkassem6675 Hahaha exactly 😂

    • @13-th_Lord
      @13-th_Lord 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@majdkassem6675No, I used to buy some weapons with leaves I plucked from trees😏😎

  • @punking488
    @punking488 11 месяцев назад +598

    Imagine breaking into one of these guys house, late at night and you suddenly hear clattering metal rushing up behind you.

    • @1withthelion
      @1withthelion 10 месяцев назад +44

      "Your free trial of life has expired"

    • @FD-wl7xq
      @FD-wl7xq 10 месяцев назад +8

      Note,bullets like to penetrate medieval armor

    • @MAN_THE_HUMAN
      @MAN_THE_HUMAN 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@FD-wl7xqyeah but anywhere aside from America intruders have no guns.

    • @fagaman27
      @fagaman27 9 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @punking488
      @punking488 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, but the common bullet for a 9mm is usually a hollow point that would shatter against armor and be much less effective than a standard bullet. 🤔 any armor is better then no armor.

  • @bukanchannel8365
    @bukanchannel8365 3 дня назад

    Two fighters fighting with sharp blades and heavy armors
    Meanwhile the referee : 👯

  • @BakedConjurer5
    @BakedConjurer5 Год назад +723

    those parries and counters from the samurai is terrifyingly fast

    • @mightychadgamer575
      @mightychadgamer575 Год назад +23

      He dreams of parrying

    • @CluuKai
      @CluuKai Год назад +7

      @@mightychadgamer575 you need glasses

    • @mightychadgamer575
      @mightychadgamer575 Год назад +20

      @@CluuKai I mean he parrys in his dreams as in he's so dedicated to the craft of swordsmanship it consumes his every moment, conscious or not. Leading to his skill and performance. I was just making a point, but I guess it didn't come out very well in the first message.

    • @CluuKai
      @CluuKai Год назад +4

      @@mightychadgamer575 thank you for elaborating

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 Год назад +7

      ​@@CluuKai
      You need reading comprehension.

  • @rielzuad7028
    @rielzuad7028 Год назад +153

    You can't beat a samurai once he's about to lose he remembers something traumatic from his past and gets a power up

    • @VortexVisionStudios
      @VortexVisionStudios Год назад +13

      Don't forget about the opening ost, if you start hearing the opening ost you know you are already dead.

    • @ItchiestBum
      @ItchiestBum Год назад +9

      Did you not know that Knights can’t die? They are emboldened by the First Flame

    • @VortexVisionStudios
      @VortexVisionStudios Год назад +5

      ​@@ItchiestBum Samurais can use their Slayer Mark as last breath attacks tho.
      This will be interesting. . .

    • @Marco324561
      @Marco324561 Год назад

      Highlander

    • @seamenfactory6360
      @seamenfactory6360 Год назад +1

      Knights counter their rememberance by linking the First Flame and dodge rolling while whipping lightning spears and chugging estus

  • @user-dy9dr9go9p
    @user-dy9dr9go9p 18 дней назад +1

    The samurai have darth varder vibes!

  • @berkburakgizdisir841
    @berkburakgizdisir841 19 дней назад

    A samurai with an iron armour. Well done...

  • @danielmartin531
    @danielmartin531 8 месяцев назад +1186

    When you realize how terrifying and lethal knights & Samurai really were back then.

    • @zulkarneyn6470
      @zulkarneyn6470 7 месяцев назад +30

      knights got wrecked they where only powerful against the civilians... And the armours we see today are fake, to many fantasy movies got people over hyped.

    • @PolluxDann
      @PolluxDann 7 месяцев назад +174

      @@zulkarneyn6470 U'r watching too many animes, bro... just stop.

    • @user-vo9vq2ko4n
      @user-vo9vq2ko4n 7 месяцев назад +15

      Это обман заговорщиков. В металле глупо воевать. Металл доспехи несли сувенирный или праздничный характер. Вы не найдете поле боя в металл доспехах. Это могли позволить себе начальство и знать и то ему нужен был помощник- оруженосец. Это очень не практично

    • @SydTheSwaggiest
      @SydTheSwaggiest 7 месяцев назад +48

      and then you realize how much more terrifying the average soldier wielding a gun is nowadays.

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@SydTheSwaggiestMore terrifying than the guns is the evolution of battlefield warfare and having it scaled down to guerrilla hits and sniper VIP hunts. It's no longer as feasible to mount a large-scale operation vs. arranging multiple hit-and-run assaults on a larger enemy force to wear them down to preferably the point they later lose complete control on a territory than keep losing commanders. Both the American revolutionary war and Vietnam are excellent proof of how effective they are to face an even larger enemy force. The enemy is _everywhere._

  • @TheQuasimodoH
    @TheQuasimodoH Год назад +1194

    Today is a victory over yourself ; tomorrow is a victory over lesser men - Miyamoto Musashi

    • @BangChief_AllIsOne
      @BangChief_AllIsOne Год назад +22

      Actually, just listened to The Book of Five Rings. Seriously, bout 5 minutes ago.
      Salute

    • @rabinespanio4883
      @rabinespanio4883 Год назад +5

      And yesterday victory against bigger men?

    • @rabinespanio4883
      @rabinespanio4883 Год назад +2

      Youre Father DARTH yet you lost to your son?

    • @beanslinger3944
      @beanslinger3944 Год назад +3

      He also said don’t train with weapons beyond what is useful.

    • @beanslinger3944
      @beanslinger3944 Год назад +2

      Also Dokkodo for the win.

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 7 дней назад +2

    It took all the steel in japan to make that armor

  • @imyuuki3310
    @imyuuki3310 11 месяцев назад +548

    now that's one rich samurai, able to have full iron armour, not even daishogun has it

    • @hevnervals
      @hevnervals 10 месяцев назад +47

      He's also a time traveller. Knights are much earlier

    • @guldanhamtaro
      @guldanhamtaro 10 месяцев назад +19

      Maybe he grinds everyday

    • @TepidCubeDos
      @TepidCubeDos 10 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@guldanhamtarolol, he might be the shredder from tmnt

    • @raygunreagan2274
      @raygunreagan2274 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@hevnervalslol they existed at the same time so idk what you’re talking about

    • @hevnervals
      @hevnervals 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@raygunreagan2274 Not with that style of equipment. Early Samurai didn't even have Katanas.

  • @mrfishsticks266
    @mrfishsticks266 Месяц назад

    Both armors are so stylish in their own way

  • @skbproject5589
    @skbproject5589 23 дня назад

    What they don't have is multiple weapons, and the ability to just hurl shit and their bodies at each other like they are absolutely insane

  • @DarthPingu07
    @DarthPingu07 Год назад +622

    That samurai is fucking terrifying in that silver.

    • @gurvalbolla4474
      @gurvalbolla4474 Год назад +38

      Maybe because he dont look like a samurai at all

    • @VaporRonin
      @VaporRonin Год назад +13

      The armor is drip

    • @joosiekawk
      @joosiekawk Год назад +14

      no samurai wears steel. LOL they would be cut in half

    • @DarthPingu07
      @DarthPingu07 Год назад +3

      @@joosiekawk no shit

    • @joosiekawk
      @joosiekawk Год назад

      @@DarthPingu07 so then thats not a real samurai u little shit

  • @Gotohelenbak
    @Gotohelenbak 4 месяца назад +1340

    How to throw off a samurai “ your sword is bent sir.” “ wait it is… wait a minute “

    • @ELIGHT_NOTE
      @ELIGHT_NOTE 3 месяца назад +4

      Nahh

    • @sammyjudeh1117
      @sammyjudeh1117 3 месяца назад +12

      That's what she said

    • @truth1472
      @truth1472 2 месяца назад +3

      나는 여자입니다라고 하면 이깁니다.

    • @Rulytasho
      @Rulytasho 2 месяца назад +3

      It's funny cause long swords are more flexibles than a katana

    • @silentazn89
      @silentazn89 2 месяца назад

      Buy the time you say bent you won't be talking anymore so

  • @user-hw5wg1iu9e
    @user-hw5wg1iu9e Месяц назад

    こういうの見ると、日本の戦国時代とかの合戦の様子を想像したときに、五体満足で帰って来る自信なかなるわな。

  • @matthewquackerz3981
    @matthewquackerz3981 22 дня назад

    I literally just bought ghost of Tsushima last night last night!!!! is the fourth samurai short I’ve seen I can confidently say with all my heart. I haven’t gotten this many samurai shorts before damn Internet you are very scary.

  • @Zach1H
    @Zach1H Год назад +1595

    Pov me and my brother after finding a stick that looks like a sword:

    • @MalaRhynn
      @MalaRhynn Год назад +37

      *finds a crooked and unbalanced stick* "this is a good sword."

    • @Dxrk41
      @Dxrk41 Год назад +4

      Lol fr dame

    • @Dxrk41
      @Dxrk41 Год назад +3

      ​@@MalaRhynnyup

    • @nickhadfield3192
      @nickhadfield3192 Год назад +3

      Not point of view though?

    • @patrickgrimsley
      @patrickgrimsley Год назад +2

      My brothers and I also did this.
      "Hey look! A claymore! Hey look a katana! Hey look a dagger! Hey look a saber! Hey look a kukiri! Hey look a tri sectional staff!"

  • @DurzoBlint178
    @DurzoBlint178 Год назад +1311

    Everybody gangsta till blue shirt shows up with the almighty YELLOW STICK👹

    • @fightswordradio3735
      @fightswordradio3735  Год назад +125

      Most dangerous guy on the field is the ref lol

    • @Escalusfr
      @Escalusfr Год назад +15

      You REALLY don't want to make him use said stick

    • @horustrismegistus1017
      @horustrismegistus1017 Год назад +5

      ​@Fightsword Radio bruh the knight got monstered so many times in 10 seconds I had to quit. We can pretend he won after having both legs removed, one arm cut open, and being disemboweled, but yea.. that dude died 5 times in under half a min

    • @Automotib
      @Automotib Год назад

      Forget that Hans Niemann lookin MFer

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Год назад +7

      hey, the Samurai might be able to cut buildings in half with his katana, and the Knight might be able to stop bullets with his armor... but none dare contest the mighty stick. The oldest and greatest of powers.

  • @shinnouzen28
    @shinnouzen28 Месяц назад +1

    Basically saber(artoria) and assassin(koenji) from Fate stay night unlimited blade work

  • @jorgeasecas9885
    @jorgeasecas9885 Месяц назад +1

    Espada Ropera española, la mejor espada del mundo y de todos los tiempos. 🇪🇸