That joke doesn't work for this situation. That's a competition or training session which your SO would probably know about, not a random hangout with friends
@@VeljkoCvetkovic-t1ibot doesn’t understand it doesn’t matter how important you were in Japan because there is very little metal in them thar hills. The very first Japanese diplomat to the states could t believe all the trash metal lying around on the beach from empty cans
They ain't traveled, they suddenly teleported because the sudden terraforming of earth, and not just the samurai and the knight, even vikings and some chinese martial artist got randomly teleported and I heard there is also some free wayfarer warrior from egypt and middle east and some pirates among them
Nas armaduras tem muitas brechas e areas menos resistentes que podem ser pontos fracos principalmente a do samurai que é mais leve mas protege menos o guerreiro, ou seja, quem baixar a guarda primeiro perde.
There are plenty of ways to fight against an opponent in plate armor with a sword. It was specifically studied by those who would need the knowledge, such as knights, and was called Harnishfechten in German. The most well-known method is also one of the worse ones, called a murder blow, or Mordschlag (alternatively spelled Mordhau or Mortschlag). It involves gripping the blade in both hands and striking with the pommel or crossguard. This isn't what swords are intended to do as weapons, though. The best way is to use the off-hand to grab the blade, turning the sword into a spear of sorts and targeting the armpits, groin, helmet visor, backs of the gauntlets, and any place only protected by padding and mail. There are ways to do it. It's challenging, but it's far from impossible.
@@ThornForTheWynn Yeah, yeah, i know about halfswording, it was a joke, nobody needs your nerdy explanations. Realistically it would look more like an MMA fight because both sides are skilled at various types of grappling so they would end up fisting each other on the floor. For the sake of the joke let's say that they're both so skilled that such techniques won't work on them.
@@theunnamed_ by competition standards, they both would have gained points (by that I mean whoever gets in the first touch wins a point) But this was clearly not a competition, it was for fun And if we're talking about who would come out victorious in a death-match using their swords, the answer is neither. As demonstrated above, swords cannot cut through metal
The Childhood argument to do list: :Pirate vs Ninja :Samurai vs Knight✔️ :French Soldier vs Spanish Colonial Soldier :Nordic Highlander vs Roman Crusader :Egyptian Warrior vs African Tribal Warrior :Turkish Soldier vs Ancient Chinese Footsoldier
@@321CatDaddy always have been. They are small plates stacked with each other don't look shiny because they are painted with laquer to keep them from degrading. Bare metals rust easier.
@@marcastals7886 that "gaijin" armor you meant is portuguese styled single plated cuirass. The design you see in the video is much earlier, used since 10th century
Are you stupid? This is archival footage from original medieval videographers. They just kept it on an SSD so it wasn't corrupted too bad. You can still see some artifacting, though...
Yeah samurai repro armor is probably not a great thing to have for practice fight. Too many openings and soft spots. The same way the knight guy is not wearing chain. Plate is just much more protective against blunt force.
@@STEFRICH60500PNo, he's saying the Samurai is wearing armor. He is saying that the Samurai's gear is just knight's gear that they shaped to look like Samurai gear so the swords didn't hurt.
@@tmr10059 What is neglected to be told here is that machine guns in that era (and now) have interchangeable barrels because they get hot quickly. In the heat of suppressive fire, crews wouldn't change barrels (cuz you know). The barrels get red-hot. The sword hits the barrel and easily bends the barrel and chops a nice dent into it, rendering it useless. You could replicate the damage they did with just about any metal tool, or even a big stick. It doesn't take much force to move hot steel and render a tight-tolerance mechanism inoperable.
I work with a sledgehammer on rocks. Outside it's fine. But inside, i would be deaf if i didnt wear ear protection. Especially an empty room like this.
@mortimersmithsr2522 Yeah, I can only imagine. In fact, I even dislike hammering a few normal nails without some kind of protection (also outside). Tinnitus doesn't help, to put it like that :p
There's plenty of manoeuvres and plays to be used within European sword art that don't involve stabs. Its also not that easy to stab a weak point plus you have the extra added danger of the blade getting wedged within the metal. This guys problem is that he's going for the head with the same high guarded attack leaving his lower body completely open which is why the samurai only has to deflect then attack the leg and body. Its simply the difference between skill levels
@@sieve5I will never understand how a gun owners get the feeling that I get from swinging a sword and using it by just sitting around, holding the gun. And I have to actually use my thing if I want it to make me feel powerful. You just hold gun and you're the happiest monkey in the tree
I think there isnt really a winner based off pf this video as the strikes really dont do any damage. I think a winner would have to successfully tackle the opponent
feel like the knight should have taken advantage of the superior length of the longsword and used more thrusting attacks but yes those parries from the samurai where clean af
@@jaredflynn3750 I don't think thrusting attacks are allowed as they could legititmately cause injury, which is why the samurai has a big advantage here
longsworder's main issue is he stayed high and didn't shift his guard. You see in the beginning exchange he is perfectly able to perform the same moves the samurai does, but after that first exchange he stayed in high guard/strike and didn't go up and down while the samurai did.
@@shrigmafit2730 longsword can do everything a katana/no dachi can and you see that in the first exchange. The whole "the katana is better at slashing" has been repeatedly debunked as the curve of the blade does almost nothing in that regard a normal longsword doesn't. Thrusts aren't used because a thrust is a longrange attack while closing/retreating. These 2 stayed close where it's all about the slash which is fast and mobile.
From what I can see that's fairly accurate, it just doesn't look like it because the samurai armor you see in museums and movies is covered in colorful cloth.
I think it would largely depend on the era. Most samurai armor was made from a variety of materials, with some steel plate as well. So, yeah, plate armor existed - including steel plate - but it’s not the same as European plate. The fighting styles were different, so trying to compare the two is largely pointless.
@@walangchayelingden8606classic samurai armor is typically made of a weave of some kind using wood EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD I GET IT GUYS. I WAS MISINFORMED. JUST STFU AND STOP REPLYING TO ME, ANYTHING YOU SAY SOMEBODY HAS ALREADY SAID
@walangchayelingden8606 bro... just go farther back in time. Yeah in the later periods it was metal, but it was wood, leather, and cloth in the early stages
Yeah Knight didn't seem quite on the same level. I say this as someone's who's only ever fenced with a foil once and squeeled as I got absolutely demolished.
...nakuto mo watashi wa buriki no batetsu niha...emasen! I can read half of it but I have no Idea what I just sayed. Can someone cultured enlighten me?
@Dan Gander uhhh, did you not see the counter strikes dumb ass ? He got hit 3 times and the other dude got hit more than 3 times, the Samurai guy literally would win this fight by all the injuries he will cause the other dude
Only the lower arm/hand and lower leg protection appears European. The chest, shoulder, and thigh protection is laminar, and the kabuto (helm) is practical. The laminar armor is a form of Karuta, aka 'folding armor.'
True. Grappling, pommel/shield bashing and clubbing until you can manage to wedge your blade into a joint or opening in the armor. All this to say MACE #1 MEDIEVAL WEAPON YEAHHHHH
Yes, but the common bullet for a 9mm is usually a hollow point that would shatter against armor and be much less effective than a standard bullet. 🤔 any armor is better then no armor.
@@CluuKai I mean he parrys in his dreams as in he's so dedicated to the craft of swordsmanship it consumes his every moment, conscious or not. Leading to his skill and performance. I was just making a point, but I guess it didn't come out very well in the first message.
@@alexdasusboi2025 depends on what time periond but yes. Guns were popular for them. The samurai were the first people with the true american spirit. Aka if it cant be reasoned with GUNS will solve it!
“The Knight- the armored crusader of medieval Europe. The Samurai- the warrior class of Japan bound by the code of Bushido. On tonight’s episode, these warriors will meet in combat for the first time. WHO…IS…DEADLIEST??!!”
Bushido = lie made by an asshole at 10's to promote Japan culture. Samurais honor codes depends of the feudal lord they serves which are many at most time
@Fightsword Radio bruh the knight got monstered so many times in 10 seconds I had to quit. We can pretend he won after having both legs removed, one arm cut open, and being disemboweled, but yea.. that dude died 5 times in under half a min
hey, the Samurai might be able to cut buildings in half with his katana, and the Knight might be able to stop bullets with his armor... but none dare contest the mighty stick. The oldest and greatest of powers.
knights got wrecked they where only powerful against the civilians... And the armours we see today are fake, to many fantasy movies got people over hyped.
Это обман заговорщиков. В металле глупо воевать. Металл доспехи несли сувенирный или праздничный характер. Вы не найдете поле боя в металл доспехах. Это могли позволить себе начальство и знать и то ему нужен был помощник- оруженосец. Это очень не практично
@@SydTheSwaggiestMore terrifying than the guns is the evolution of battlefield warfare and having it scaled down to guerrilla hits and sniper VIP hunts. It's no longer as feasible to mount a large-scale operation vs. arranging multiple hit-and-run assaults on a larger enemy force to wear them down to preferably the point they later lose complete control on a territory than keep losing commanders. Both the American revolutionary war and Vietnam are excellent proof of how effective they are to face an even larger enemy force. The enemy is _everywhere._
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊❤❤❤
My brothers and I also did this. "Hey look! A claymore! Hey look a katana! Hey look a dagger! Hey look a saber! Hey look a kukiri! Hey look a tri sectional staff!"
@@borismuller86 not heavy, cumbersome. Their lamelar ass armour was actually very heavy on the body and the harness was pretty uncomfortable. Still best armour in the 10-13 century though, especially for cavalry
@@borismuller86 The knight looks to be about 14th century (1300s) so the samurai (if were being accurate) should be wearing the older cloth samurai armor which could weigh 22lbs - 30lbs (9kg - 13kg) however most of the weight is resting on the shoulders which may tire you out faster than knight's full plate being 28lbs - 45lbs (13kg to 20kg). The samurai is actually wearing what is 16th century (1500s) samurai armor which is normally 30lbs - 35lbs (14kg - 16kg) and doesn't normally cover as much of the body as full plate. In this case the samurai's armor is covering most of his body and they have no way of magically making it lighter so the kits are problably fairly even weight wise. This also means either the knight is wearing 200 year old armor or the samurai is a time traveller.
I guess it's easier to mimic (badly) Japanese armour in metal than it is to build it in laquered plate and lamilar. The lack of effort is appaling. Fvcking casuals.
@@alfiewenn9440 quite literally not. thats the one thing differentially hardened steel has an advantage over. spring steel can flex really hard and return to true, in exchange it can only ever reach an edge hardness of 48 hrc. a differentially hardened blade will have a hardness of less than 40 hrc on the spine, but 60 hrc on the edge, but in return, it cant flex nearly as much. a katana or tachi will dull significantly slower than most euro spring steel blades
@@Ball_shlopper They can fold it til the end of time it won't help their ore quality. Not really their fault but still you got people screaming it's folded a billion times like it makes it magical
We Belong to the Day Because we belong to the day, we must live decent lives for all to see. Don’t participate in the darkness of wild parties and drunkenness, or in sexual promiscuity and immoral living, or in quarreling and jealousy. (Romans 13.13) Romans 13 tells us, “This is all the more urgent, for you know how late it is; time is running out. Wake up, for our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. The night is almost gone; the day of salvation will soon be here. So remove your dark deeds like dirty clothes, and put on the shining armor of right living” (verses 11-12) This world offers you cheap thrills that never will meet your deepest needs. In the Book of Ecclesiastes, Solomon arrived at the same conclusion: life is empty without God.
@@faith9505 I couldn't take it, couldn't stand another minute Couldn't bear another day without you in it All of the joy that I had known for all my life Was stripped away from me the minute that you died To have you in my life was all I ever wanted But now without you, I'm a soul forever haunted Can't help but feel that I had taken you for granted No way in hell that I can ever comprehend this I wasn't dreaming when they told me you were gone I was wide awake and feeling that they had to be wrong How could you leave me when you swore that you would stay? Now I'm stuck inside a nightmare every single effing day It's like a movie but there's not a happy ending Every scene fades black and there's no pretending This little fairy tale doesn't seem to end well There's no knight in shining armor who will wake me from the spell I know you didn't plan this You tried to do what's right But in the middle of this madness I'm the one (I'm the one) you left to win this fight Red like roses Fills my head with dreams and finds me Always closer to the emptiness and sadness That has come to take the place of you I know you're broken down by anger and by sadness You feel I left you in a world that's full of madness Wish I could talk to you, if only for a minute Make you understand the reasons why I did it I wanna tell you that you're all that ever mattered Want you to know that for eternity I'm shattered I tried so hard just to protect you but I failed to And in a prison of abandonment I've jailed you I never planned that I would leave you there alone I was sure that I would see you when I made it back home And all the times I swore that it would be okay Now I'm nothing but a liar and you're thrown into the fray This bedtime story ends with misery ever after The pages are torn and there's no final chapter I didn't have a choice, I did what I had to do I made a sacrifice but forced a bigger sacrifice on you I know you've lived a nightmare I caused us so much pain But baby, please don't do what I did I don't want (I don't want) you to waste your life in vain Red like roses Fills my head with dreams and finds me Always closer to the emptiness and sadness That has come to take the place of you You're not the only one who needed me I thought you understood You were the one I needed And you left me as I always feared you would Would I change it if I could? It doesn't matter how The petals scatter now Every nightmare just discloses It's your blood that's red like roses And no matter what I do Nothing ever takes the place of you Red like roses Fills my head with dreams and finds me Always closer to the emptiness and sadness That has come to take the place of you
@@Jax.Scorpio the point is mute. The samurai wouldve died almost immediately because the knight can pierce the armor. the samurai can't. Its not very impressive to eat sword hits because you have armor on.
Canonically, knights didn't fanny around fighting with their swords either, unless they had no better weapon to hand. Swords were sidearms, except when they were Zweihanders or Claymores, and were long enough to essentially fill the role a polearm would have, but with the added ability to slash (much like the odachi).
@@sdfrasvxc2913 Nope. Look it up. It's a bit of an historical misconception largely perpetuated by film and television. who often applied the "Rule of Cool," and who referred frequently to suits of Armour, which were display pieces which ALSO adhered to the "Rule of Cool" rather than any sort of historical accuracy, and as such were often displayed holding a Greatsword or some other cool-but-ahistorical weapon. Greatswords were predominantly used by foot soldiers, not Knights, as knights were becoming increasingly irrelevant on the battlefield at around the same time the Greatsword were becoming popular. Greatswords were intended to be used for breaking through lines of pikemen, not against armour, whereas knights tended to favour the arming sword or the long sword, as theses gave them more options regarding what OTHER weapons, they could carry, such as shields and pole-arms which were MUCH more useful against other armoured units, which were primarily what armoured knights were pitted against.
Linguistically "katana" just means "sword" in Japanese, and just like Europe had long swords, short swords, claymores, rapiers, sabers, estocs etc. Samurai had tachi, wakizashi, uchigatana, tanto, nagamaki etc. Technically they are ALL katanas because they are different types of sword. . . Unless of course you happen to be referring to the documented popularity of Yumi asymmetric longbows and the naginata polearm amongst many Samurai.
Ouve uma batalha entre samurais e cavaleiros antes, e os samurais perderam de uma diferença enorme, sendo ainda que os cavaleiros estavam em desvantagem...
I mean not really. In an actual fight the knight would kick the shit out of the samurai. Don't get me wrong the samurai were badasses and I'm sure if it came down to pure skill it would be pretty even but the difference in technology is what decides it.
@@alecxsolid4440a informação que tenho é que houve batalhas entre portugueses e japoneses na era dos descobrimentos e nenhum dos lados se sobressaiu. The information I have is that there were battles between Portuguese and Japanese in the age of discovery and none were superior
Can't help but imagine what it could've been like meeting a soldier from across the water. Like image it, your finished with a massive brawl, and then out of nowhere, through the smoke, a figure walks out wearing a completely unknown suit of armour and wielding a sword clearly not of the your land. And then the mf stances up, ready to go 1 on 1. Like, how weirdly awesome, but also kinda scary would that have been!
ngl someone should make that into videogame concept trailer them part where the unknown suit of armor comes into view, make it so that the warrior comes out from a huge dust/sand smoke/storm that just rolls off of their shoulders as they walk out tilts head to one side and stances up, then knight/samurai/other medieval warrior raises one eyebrow in slight shock and curiousity before squaring up*clink of armor as he turns* both stanced up then music plays with sick beats as the last few seconds of the scene play out, slashing of blades, dodging slashes making whooshing sounds, beat drops as last scene has them clash swords and everything but the swords go black as the sparks fly out of the clashing blades and fade my gog the way you described it via comment made my brain go buckwild with cinematography, good comment mate good comment!
@@adamlee2550 No, but an american family can have a British and a Japanese grandfather, and they can invite them both to the USA for Thanksgiving, so... possible. Unlikely, but possible.
Had this been historical, that knight would also have a pole-arm, a big shield and a dagger, and the samurai would have started by shooting arrows at the knight. Both would start from horseback.
The Samurai would had a Tetsubo or a Onaginata (Naginata with large blades) for damaging armor by blunt impact. It would be decided by grappling and stabbing through the face.
@cideltacommand7169 The second part is wrong. Longswords were also used as sidearms. So the knight could have something like polearm, shield, and sheathed longsword. People never used swords as a primary weapon. (Excluding greatswords)
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Sounds just like me trying to quietly get a spoon out of the drawer at 3am
while stepping on leggo 😛
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA cracked me up. Wasn't expecting this comment. Gold bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Out the dishwasher 😁
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Crazy how well the footage was preserved after so many centuries.
The medieval interlocking mats, ceiling fan, HVAC ducting and lighting are quite impressive as well.
In reality a samurai has never met a knight
@@honsuaman8743 so how do you explaing this video?
@@honsuaman8743 but somehow met the Egyptians and posing on the sphinx
@@honsuaman8743 I've just seen it tho
"He's probably out cheating on me"
What he's doing:
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That joke doesn't work for this situation. That's a competition or training session which your SO would probably know about, not a random hangout with friends
@@MaxLohMusic 🤓
@@MaxLohMusiclike your to much of a pussy to respond to me
@@MaxLohMusicshut up dude
That samurai used up all the province’s iron 😂
This Armour is gonna cost the entire islands steel production capability
You do realise that Samurai (and Shogun) were emperor's guard don't you
@@VeljkoCvetkovic-t1ithey were more of mercenaries actually. And on top of that Japan is really poor on metal so most armor was leather based.
@@HiJacker017 I read that even specially folded paper armor was a thing as well 😂
@@VeljkoCvetkovic-t1ibot doesn’t understand it doesn’t matter how important you were in Japan because there is very little metal in them thar hills. The very first Japanese diplomat to the states could t believe all the trash metal lying around on the beach from empty cans
Congrats to the Knight and Samurai who travelled 6,000 miles to fight each other
and the most impresive is that the travel was made in a wooden ship, propeled by wind force
Check samurais in Egypt) you will be shocked
They ain't traveled, they suddenly teleported because the sudden terraforming of earth, and not just the samurai and the knight, even vikings and some chinese martial artist got randomly teleported and I heard there is also some free wayfarer warrior from egypt and middle east and some pirates among them
Thanks to the guys in the Great Steppe to allow such a meeting.
And the time travel! Must have been tiring 😅
Plot twist: they can't really hurt each other with swords so the winner is the one who doesn't die of old age first.
you mean thirst and heat exhaustion. 😂
Then it’s Japan FTW
Nas armaduras tem muitas brechas e areas menos resistentes que podem ser pontos fracos principalmente a do samurai que é mais leve mas protege menos o guerreiro, ou seja, quem baixar a guarda primeiro perde.
There are plenty of ways to fight against an opponent in plate armor with a sword. It was specifically studied by those who would need the knowledge, such as knights, and was called Harnishfechten in German.
The most well-known method is also one of the worse ones, called a murder blow, or Mordschlag (alternatively spelled Mordhau or Mortschlag). It involves gripping the blade in both hands and striking with the pommel or crossguard. This isn't what swords are intended to do as weapons, though.
The best way is to use the off-hand to grab the blade, turning the sword into a spear of sorts and targeting the armpits, groin, helmet visor, backs of the gauntlets, and any place only protected by padding and mail.
There are ways to do it. It's challenging, but it's far from impossible.
@@ThornForTheWynn Yeah, yeah, i know about halfswording, it was a joke, nobody needs your nerdy explanations.
Realistically it would look more like an MMA fight because both sides are skilled at various types of grappling so they would end up fisting each other on the floor.
For the sake of the joke let's say that they're both so skilled that such techniques won't work on them.
Knight: *pulls out war hammer with malicious intent*
Samurai: *pulls out kanabo with malicious intent*
@@JohnnyJohnJohnson now it’s getting real *epic music begins to play*
Samurai: *pulls out revolver with malicious intent*
@@멘돌라루치아노 knight: *slowly loads arquebus with malicious intent*
Samurai: *Uses Sun breathing with malicious intent*
So after 5 hours of battle, they realize the stalemate, and just leave the battlefield
Well I think they dulled the blades so it wouldn’t be as sharp or damaging and plus I think they used different weapons to break down a armored enemy
The Samurai won what are you talking about💀💀
@@theunnamed_ by competition standards, they both would have gained points (by that I mean whoever gets in the first touch wins a point)
But this was clearly not a competition, it was for fun
And if we're talking about who would come out victorious in a death-match using their swords, the answer is neither. As demonstrated above, swords cannot cut through metal
@@moomoony_art cry about it
@@theunnamed_ congratulations on your 5th birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉
These for honor graphics getting really good
Fr tho, and the sound effects as well
Not enough shoulder
Kensei got buffed hardcore
Shame they took wardens bash apparently
Torture Is getting every day More real
This new For Honour update is looking really good.
new engine
I hope it finaly balance...
New For Honor update. They send you and other players to a battlefield with the armor of your choice.
@@RealGerardButleruns on unreal engine 99
@@RealGerardButler Oh is this the new Unreal Engine 12?
I've never seen a comment section with so many highly trained medieval warriors
Oh you didn't know?
Whahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me neither strangely
Some of us weren’t meant to be a Knight of the round table
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2024 kids: they are just fighting..
2018 kids: *S T I C K*
2018 kids?? The fuck? Are we really at that point where 6 years ago was nostalgic for kids 😭
That was yesterday 😢
When an Elder Scrolls player meets a Ghost of Tsushima player IRL.
Haha that's nice I'd be the ghost of tsushima player
@@firkejdjneii28283 I did not.
@@firkejdjneii28283 *Laughs in Hachiman's Fury*
When a Breton warrior meets an Akaviri Soldier
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This makes me realise how loud Berserk battles probably were...
Sekiro battles 💀 all that parrying
@@Allahgator420 imagine isshin just chilling having sake while you beat the shit out of genichiro in a loud asf sword clash
BONG!!!
CLANG
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BRRKRAKKKKAAAWWWWWNNNGGGG!!!
Our childhood arguments come to life
BEST
The Childhood argument to do list:
:Pirate vs Ninja
:Samurai vs Knight✔️
:French Soldier vs Spanish Colonial Soldier
:Nordic Highlander vs Roman Crusader
:Egyptian Warrior vs African Tribal Warrior
:Turkish Soldier vs Ancient Chinese Footsoldier
I want pure shaman vs ninja vs samurai vs spartan
@@ARandomPerson-- ninja vs pirate vs knight vs spartan
@@kajadaw4313 pirate and night< ninja spartan 🗿☝️
Ubisoft's next 100%-accurate Assassin's Creed. They even used the logo for the woman's red shirt.
don't lie when we were less than 10, this was the coolest shit imaginable.
Even now it is
Bro I’m 27 and that was the coolest fucking thing I’ve seen all week
@@juanmena1550Same age and same feeling. It slightly outdoes the girl shooting an arrow with a bow she drew with her feet. But just barely.
Still is bro
Still is and I'm in my 30's lol
As a former vet from the battle of Quelgadanis 1378, this is pretty accurate.
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Wow! How's your prostate?
Better than being a clingon.
get bent mate
as a black man. git bent mate.
Samurai in full plate is not real, he can’t hurt you.
Samurai in full plate:
That's just how samurai armor looks like without paint...
@@Keimotorider Did Samurai have metal armor?
@@321CatDaddyNot until XVI century, wearing a "gaijin" armor was a luxury. These were replicated by japanese artisans and tested with a teppo gun.
@@321CatDaddy always have been. They are small plates stacked with each other don't look shiny because they are painted with laquer to keep them from degrading. Bare metals rust easier.
@@marcastals7886 that "gaijin" armor you meant is portuguese styled single plated cuirass. The design you see in the video is much earlier, used since 10th century
The knight forgot his most powerful move...
*K I C K*
Great respect for the cameraman who travelled back in time to get this rare footage
Чë ты врëшь, это они в будующее попали
Are you stupid? This is archival footage from original medieval videographers. They just kept it on an SSD so it wasn't corrupted too bad. You can still see some artifacting, though...
They didn't have HVAC back then. I would recommend reading, "World history, through a noob's eyes". You'll love it!
Whitout time machine of course
No man. This was a videotape found in a fossil
This is more like a Knight vs a Samurai Cosplayed Knight.
Yeah samurai repro armor is probably not a great thing to have for practice fight. Too many openings and soft spots. The same way the knight guy is not wearing chain. Plate is just much more protective against blunt force.
Cosplayed fight you mean ? 😊
Samurai is not usingsamurai fighting style
@@STEFRICH60500PNo, he's saying the Samurai is wearing armor. He is saying that the Samurai's gear is just knight's gear that they shaped to look like Samurai gear so the swords didn't hurt.
its a tactical set, the samurai armor is too ornate to be used in a fun practice fighting..
but samurai armor is also made of iron..
And thus, the mace was invented
"When your blade can't lick, put a rock on a stick."
@@khorrusvoa😂
Man if only rock slingers kept up with the times
@@khorrusvoaNice, what’s this quoted from?
@@briansoukgc7526 Unfortunately, it's not a quote. I just made it up.
I came for the fight,but stayed for the comments. You guys are funny as hell. 😂 Great video.
Huh and here I was thinking the Samurai armed with the Katana would slice through the knight, the building, and reality creating a black hole.
glorious nippon steel folded 5000 times
There are many stories during World War 2 Japanese soldiers cutting machine guns with their katana
The knights had broad swords and long swords that could break katanas because they were thicker and longer
@@tmr10059 What is neglected to be told here is that machine guns in that era (and now) have interchangeable barrels because they get hot quickly. In the heat of suppressive fire, crews wouldn't change barrels (cuz you know). The barrels get red-hot. The sword hits the barrel and easily bends the barrel and chops a nice dent into it, rendering it useless.
You could replicate the damage they did with just about any metal tool, or even a big stick. It doesn't take much force to move hot steel and render a tight-tolerance mechanism inoperable.
@@rollypollyraviolli4474Exactly, but it’s still cool asf lol😂
I just realized that both knights and samurai actually needed ear plugs.
It's hard metal on the outside, but there should be enough padding inside where it isn't as bad as it sounds.
*Stephen Hayes says the Samurai knocked the knights off their horses and used a short sword to go between their armor plates on the ground.*
@@1nvisible1 This is some interesting historical revisionism.
I work with a sledgehammer on rocks. Outside it's fine. But inside, i would be deaf if i didnt wear ear protection. Especially an empty room like this.
@mortimersmithsr2522 Yeah, I can only imagine. In fact, I even dislike hammering a few normal nails without some kind of protection (also outside). Tinnitus doesn't help, to put it like that :p
‘Everyone has a plan til they get sliced in the leg.’ Sir Tyson of iron.
This needs more love
"slythed in the leg".
(Don't tell him I said it.)
Lmao 😂
Yooooooo underrated as f*** dude.
Thlised in the leg
if it's that loud with just two people then imagine a war, it would be deafening
Everybody gangsta till the knight starts actually using his sword correctly (thrusting)
Well then the samurai dudes dead
against armored opponents its bludgeoning
@@behindmatt4943 Thrusting is also good against armored opponents as it can be good to stab weak points
The swords never made contact.
There's plenty of manoeuvres and plays to be used within European sword art that don't involve stabs. Its also not that easy to stab a weak point plus you have the extra added danger of the blade getting wedged within the metal.
This guys problem is that he's going for the head with the same high guarded attack leaving his lower body completely open which is why the samurai only has to deflect then attack the leg and body. Its simply the difference between skill levels
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a sword club in the basement of a bar, fighting raw.
First rule of sword club, is you do not talk about sword club
It's not in the basement of a bar, well not after that one incident. Alcohol and sword fights was not a good idea.
They exist in Germany
Bet you would watch.
@@staticbuilds7613alcohol and war makes win
the unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon:
Literally Me
😂 for me I'm just in my underwear with night vision and an AR-15 in my living room just like 😊
@@sieve5Typical United states person.
@@sieve5I will never understand how a gun owners get the feeling that I get from swinging a sword and using it by just sitting around, holding the gun. And I have to actually use my thing if I want it to make me feel powerful. You just hold gun and you're the happiest monkey in the tree
@@Night-Lordwell said.
Based on how many strikes, I think the samurai is a clear winner here.
I think there isnt really a winner based off pf this video as the strikes really dont do any damage. I think a winner would have to successfully tackle the opponent
I'm team longsword but the samurai guy was clearly more skilled here. Props
Agreed, the longsword tops the katana any day but the samurai dude had some nice footwork and parrys.
feel like the knight should have taken advantage of the superior length of the longsword and used more thrusting attacks but yes those parries from the samurai where clean af
@@jaredflynn3750 I don't think thrusting attacks are allowed as they could legititmately cause injury, which is why the samurai has a big advantage here
longsworder's main issue is he stayed high and didn't shift his guard. You see in the beginning exchange he is perfectly able to perform the same moves the samurai does, but after that first exchange he stayed in high guard/strike and didn't go up and down while the samurai did.
@@shrigmafit2730 longsword can do everything a katana/no dachi can and you see that in the first exchange. The whole "the katana is better at slashing" has been repeatedly debunked as the curve of the blade does almost nothing in that regard a normal longsword doesn't.
Thrusts aren't used because a thrust is a longrange attack while closing/retreating. These 2 stayed close where it's all about the slash which is fast and mobile.
What fighting with sticks in the yard felt like
yes
Why is your profile pic a gay flag?
@@SiGa-i1rit isnt
@@SiGa-i1r whats wrong with that?
@@SiGa-i1r ?
Ah yes, the famous full plate samurai...
hey, hey, they existed... full plate of WOOD though XD
From what I can see that's fairly accurate, it just doesn't look like it because the samurai armor you see in museums and movies is covered in colorful cloth.
I think it would largely depend on the era. Most samurai armor was made from a variety of materials, with some steel plate as well. So, yeah, plate armor existed - including steel plate - but it’s not the same as European plate.
The fighting styles were different, so trying to compare the two is largely pointless.
@@walangchayelingden8606classic samurai armor is typically made of a weave of some kind using wood
EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD I GET IT GUYS. I WAS MISINFORMED. JUST STFU AND STOP REPLYING TO ME, ANYTHING YOU SAY SOMEBODY HAS ALREADY SAID
@walangchayelingden8606 bro... just go farther back in time. Yeah in the later periods it was metal, but it was wood, leather, and cloth in the early stages
なかなか見ないくらい反りの強い刀だ
カトラス？ってくらい反っててビビったわ
太刀かと思ったけどそれにしても反りすぎてる
That one peasant with a spear: haha! Spear goes poke poke!
Sooo true Hahahaha
Jesus Christ loves u 🙏🏽❤️he died n rose again for ur forgiveness
Spear and shield is OP
that one peasant using bare hand
Papich moment
*pulls out a glock*
Knight: “parry this you filthy casual”
Their armor is thick. A 9mm round would do jackshit
Samurai : **Actually deflects bullet**
😂😂😂
@@amberfade3712 *cuts bullet in half*
@@amberfade3712Knight: *pulls out double barrel shotgun*
Now parry this... you filthy casual!
Forreal tho, the dude in the samurai suit was low key good af
Yeah Knight didn't seem quite on the same level. I say this as someone's who's only ever fenced with a foil once and squeeled as I got absolutely demolished.
Samurai armor of the longsword would be unstoppable. Imagine a dane that’s a samurai.
Those feints were slick.
The speed and anticipation was real 👏👏
Naaa deadass was thinkin this too . My mans was talking shit too lol He caught son mad times
Ref completely unarmoured 💀
When fighting knights, just use big ass magnet. - Sun Tzu
the art of magmatism
🤣
💀🗿🤣
The dude just killed their honor with magnets
Like Archimedes using concave mirror to burn ships?
I just noticed the guy in the background that looks like a Viking, it really is a For Honor update
It's a chick haha
This made me laugh
The viking is near in the end of the video next to the girl@@buubuu9954
TBH he kinda resemble a Boyar, a kievan/russian soldier, usually the sons of nobles.
Umm, unfortunately, that guys armour is way too late period for viking. Thats just another knight.
Knight: “You looketh like thy grandmother who burnt in thy retirement home!”
Samurai: “少なくとも私はブリキのバケツには見えません!”
💀💀💀 (💀💀💀)
He do tho 😂
💀💀💀 DAMN
...nakuto mo watashi wa buriki no batetsu niha...emasen! I can read half of it but I have no Idea what I just sayed. Can someone cultured enlighten me?
@@MeMaex 'sukunakutomo watashi wa buriki no baketsu niwa miemasen' at least I don't look like a tin bucket
Full plate samurai armor. Swinging swords into each other only to chip them.
VERY HISTORICAL.
cry about it this shit is rad
@@veerigo but its not historically accurate!! its triggering my nerd ocd lol
Yeah I was like wuh why is the katana blocking. These guys were afraid of even parrying.
Samurai dude REALLY knows his stuff.
Dude I wouldn’t want either of those robots coming at me with a sword 😂
But yeah samurai guy was doing some mad parries
No he does not
that’s nothing like kendo that’s a European stance😭
@Dan Gander uhhh, did you not see the counter strikes dumb ass ? He got hit 3 times and the other dude got hit more than 3 times, the Samurai guy literally would win this fight by all the injuries he will cause the other dude
@@sieademation3386 ah shit must be why it works then
He's playing in hard mode :0 he really needs to
Marital disputes in south London be like….
LOL😂
😂你经历了什么
Spot on mate
What postcode does one belong to? You shall not pass through my manor unhindered!
Have at thee, scally wag!
Everybody gangsta until comes a wizard in a t-shirt and freezes you with yellow stick
😂
This deserves far far more likes
underrated comment
👏🤣
For real like "guys ur both wearin full armour this is goin nowhere"
Samurai wearing European armor shaped like a Samurai's armor? Weird
Guy just don't want to re paint the metal after each sparring session lol
Plus he probably don't like broken ribs
That’s literally what some of the Sengoku era warlords did.
Only the lower arm/hand and lower leg protection appears European. The chest, shoulder, and thigh protection is laminar, and the kabuto (helm) is practical. The laminar armor is a form of Karuta, aka 'folding armor.'
I'd like to note that they're primarily using *unarmored* fighting techniques, as a fight in full plate would mostly just be wrestling.
True. Grappling, pommel/shield bashing and clubbing until you can manage to wedge your blade into a joint or opening in the armor. All this to say MACE #1 MEDIEVAL WEAPON YEAHHHHH
Yeah. Swords are sweet but a pokey or bashy thing on the end of a stick is still ideal.@@Bazwift
I think they are using plates just to not get hurt and the goal of the duel is to find out who would cut the opponent more if they had no plates
@@Sprd1011 ofc
Samurai armour would be wood normally? Looks like fun.
Imagine breaking into one of these guys house, late at night and you suddenly hear clattering metal rushing up behind you.
"Your free trial of life has expired"
Note,bullets like to penetrate medieval armor
@@FD-wl7xqyeah but anywhere aside from America intruders have no guns.
😂
Yes, but the common bullet for a 9mm is usually a hollow point that would shatter against armor and be much less effective than a standard bullet. 🤔 any armor is better then no armor.
This is how I imagined I looked as a kid when playing swords…😂
Our swords were sticks we found on the ground lol
@@majdkassem6675и вы тоже так делали 😂? Ностальгия
😂😂
@@majdkassem6675 Hahaha exactly 😂
@@majdkassem6675No, I used to buy some weapons with leaves I plucked from trees😏😎
All shits and giggles until the knight starts rolling and the samurai starts throwing glowing confetti around
As someone who fought in the crusades in 1098, he did pretty good. Ngl.
1908 hahaha 😂
😅😅😅😂okay you 😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿
@@c.jwilliamson9247 does thou challenge me?
I was there when that happened. My brother lost his eye
Thats not an 11th century armor
those parries and counters from the samurai is terrifyingly fast
He dreams of parrying
@@mightychadgamer575 you need glasses
@@CluuKai I mean he parrys in his dreams as in he's so dedicated to the craft of swordsmanship it consumes his every moment, conscious or not. Leading to his skill and performance. I was just making a point, but I guess it didn't come out very well in the first message.
@@mightychadgamer575 thank you for elaborating
@@CluuKai
You need reading comprehension.
You know you're stoned when you watch this clip 3 times in a row and think it's all part of one fight
😂😂😂
😂👍🫠
5 Times ... I'm so high😂
Whatchu mean? This is one fight 🤣 are you talking about the sounds? I'm confused and I ain't even got stoned yet 😂
Want to like but id ruin the holy number
Least armored knight vs most armored samurai.
Was waiting for some half-naked guy with a spear and shield to run in and kick someone in the chest and yell "This is Sparta!"
God damn 😂😂😂
Spartans weren't half naked
@@RyanG0899они были полностью голыми))
@@RyanG0899 I'm pretty sure he meant it as a joke
@@RyanG0899 he said about that movie, you know
When a rep 70 Warden meets a rep 70 Kensai.
I was looking for the For Honor comment.
*orochi
@@srlucasskl7721Hes got Kensai type armor.
@@thefirstmarshmallowmanthere’s like 5 of them and each have thousands of likes lmao
Today is a victory over yourself ; tomorrow is a victory over lesser men - Miyamoto Musashi
Actually, just listened to The Book of Five Rings. Seriously, bout 5 minutes ago.
Salute
And yesterday victory against bigger men?
Youre Father DARTH yet you lost to your son?
He also said don’t train with weapons beyond what is useful.
Also Dokkodo for the win.
Samurai getting in some clean hits at the body and legs. Really skilled practitioners. Awesome stuff! 💯🙌
That samurai is fucking terrifying in that silver.
Maybe because he dont look like a samurai at all
The armor is drip
no samurai wears steel. LOL they would be cut in half
@@joosiekawk no shit
@@DarthPingu07 so then thats not a real samurai u little shit
“ah fuck this”
Knight pulls out war hammer
Samurai pulls out lance
Naginata. They were called naginata I belive
@@DwarfEater2727No, a spear was called Yari. Naginata is a hybrid
@@juanc.torres3132 ahh, thanks. Im still kinda learning. Ill try to remember it
I’m pretty sure samurai actually used guns the most 💀
@@alexdasusboi2025 depends on what time periond but yes. Guns were popular for them. The samurai were the first people with the true american spirit. Aka if it cant be reasoned with GUNS will solve it!
“The Knight- the armored crusader of medieval Europe. The Samurai- the warrior class of Japan bound by the code of Bushido. On tonight’s episode, these warriors will meet in combat for the first time. WHO…IS…DEADLIEST??!!”
Bushido = lie made by an asshole at 10's to promote Japan culture. Samurais honor codes depends of the feudal lord they serves which are many at most time
Bro, I read it in the guys voice instantly.
Brooooo... The nostalgia
My goodness don't need shrooms or LSD to take a nostalgia trip, you nailed that perfectly yourself dude.
I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH
Some poor farmer wid a pitchfork solos
You can't beat a samurai once he's about to lose he remembers something traumatic from his past and gets a power up
Don't forget about the opening ost, if you start hearing the opening ost you know you are already dead.
Did you not know that Knights can’t die? They are emboldened by the First Flame
@@ItchiestBum Samurais can use their Slayer Mark as last breath attacks tho.
This will be interesting. . .
Highlander
Knights counter their rememberance by linking the First Flame and dodge rolling while whipping lightning spears and chugging estus
now that's one rich samurai, able to have full iron armour, not even daishogun has it
He's also a time traveller. Knights are much earlier
Maybe he grinds everyday
@@guldanhamtarolol, he might be the shredder from tmnt
@@hevnervalslol they existed at the same time so idk what you’re talking about
@@raygunreagan2274 Not with that style of equipment. Early Samurai didn't even have Katanas.
Edit: knight vs knight with a katana.
That’s what a samurai is though 😂 what were you thinking
Knight headphones: In the name of god
Samurai headphones: The only thing I know for real
@@josku5In what world does a samurai wear full plate?
@@theglitch312 Later samurai armour was pretty close to European plate armour
@@josku5全然違いますよ形も装飾も
With the power of anime nothing can stop him.
For anyone wondering, it was 3-5 in the samurai's favor
Thanks
Underrated comment
I only noticed the knight hit the samurai's hand, once. Do they score after strikes are landed, too?
Are points given on body hits or something
Yeah, I had to rematch a couple of times to get the count. Those were really quick strikes.
Yoshimitsu looking real shiny in Tekken 8
👍😂😂😂❤️
xD
😅😅😅🤟🤟🤟
underrated
Everybody gangsta till blue shirt shows up with the almighty YELLOW STICK👹
Most dangerous guy on the field is the ref lol
You REALLY don't want to make him use said stick
@Fightsword Radio bruh the knight got monstered so many times in 10 seconds I had to quit. We can pretend he won after having both legs removed, one arm cut open, and being disemboweled, but yea.. that dude died 5 times in under half a min
Forget that Hans Niemann lookin MFer
hey, the Samurai might be able to cut buildings in half with his katana, and the Knight might be able to stop bullets with his armor... but none dare contest the mighty stick. The oldest and greatest of powers.
Imagine just being your regular soldier and a damn samurai shows up... you step aside and let your armored knight come up.
When you realize how terrifying and lethal knights & Samurai really were back then.
knights got wrecked they where only powerful against the civilians... And the armours we see today are fake, to many fantasy movies got people over hyped.
@@zulkarneyn6470 U'r watching too many animes, bro... just stop.
Это обман заговорщиков. В металле глупо воевать. Металл доспехи несли сувенирный или праздничный характер. Вы не найдете поле боя в металл доспехах. Это могли позволить себе начальство и знать и то ему нужен был помощник- оруженосец. Это очень не практично
and then you realize how much more terrifying the average soldier wielding a gun is nowadays.
@@SydTheSwaggiestMore terrifying than the guns is the evolution of battlefield warfare and having it scaled down to guerrilla hits and sniper VIP hunts. It's no longer as feasible to mount a large-scale operation vs. arranging multiple hit-and-run assaults on a larger enemy force to wear them down to preferably the point they later lose complete control on a territory than keep losing commanders. Both the American revolutionary war and Vietnam are excellent proof of how effective they are to face an even larger enemy force. The enemy is _everywhere._
The katana needed a 13 day maintenance session after this
Edit: I angered the weeaboos
Its the sword equivalent of sending your jet fighter into over G.
Wakizashi*
I mean odachi
Nah a good katana will last a while
@@natas0733a wakizashi is shorter than a katana?
I imagine this is how my pocket looks on the inside when my Keychain and Mobile Phone meet.
Use a neck lanyard.
Samsung v Chevy
“We meet again, my worthy foe: Samsung!”
“Last time we met I wasn’t prepared but this time Mr Ford I shall be the victor!”
@@citizen-7xl5 And yet Tesla made it all able to be man powered.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊❤❤❤
Two of the greatest warriors in history.
Pov me and my brother after finding a stick that looks like a sword:
*finds a crooked and unbalanced stick* "this is a good sword."
Lol fr dame
@@MalaRhynnyup
Not point of view though?
My brothers and I also did this.
"Hey look! A claymore! Hey look a katana! Hey look a dagger! Hey look a saber! Hey look a kukiri! Hey look a tri sectional staff!"
I've never seen a full metal samurai armour like this before
If he using lamelar or leather armor prob more agile as fuk
I'm pretty sure even a full metal set of armour is still lighter than whatever the hell the samurai were wearing
@@NiCoNiCoNiColaare you nuts? They weren’t wearing anything as heavy as plate steel.
@@borismuller86 not heavy, cumbersome. Their lamelar ass armour was actually very heavy on the body and the harness was pretty uncomfortable. Still best armour in the 10-13 century though, especially for cavalry
@@borismuller86 The knight looks to be about 14th century (1300s) so the samurai (if were being accurate) should be wearing the older cloth samurai armor which could weigh 22lbs - 30lbs (9kg - 13kg) however most of the weight is resting on the shoulders which may tire you out faster than knight's full plate being 28lbs - 45lbs (13kg to 20kg). The samurai is actually wearing what is 16th century (1500s) samurai armor which is normally 30lbs - 35lbs (14kg - 16kg) and doesn't normally cover as much of the body as full plate. In this case the samurai's armor is covering most of his body and they have no way of magically making it lighter so the kits are problably fairly even weight wise. This also means either the knight is wearing 200 year old armor or the samurai is a time traveller.
That's some awesome looking Samurai armor, vaguely "knight-like".
samurais had armor strong enough to stop subsonic musket round just like a europeon knight chestplate! Crazy!
Didn’t look like a samurai armor, though. 🤷🏻♀️
@@skeletonboi3077 They developed bulletproof breastplates later, in the European style. This isn't it though.
@@cbtowers4841 It looks like a hybrid of the two but definitely in favor of samurai armor.
I guess it's easier to mimic (badly) Japanese armour in metal than it is to build it in laquered plate and lamilar. The lack of effort is appaling. Fvcking casuals.
This should be made into a movie
Samurai: Both our swords are dull from all the fighting, lets call it a draw.
Knight: Flips the sword blade*
Samurai: Pikachu face*
with the exeption that proper made japanese swords hold an edge way longer
@@MovieFactory total and utter myth
@@alfiewenn9440 quite literally not. thats the one thing differentially hardened steel has an advantage over. spring steel can flex really hard and return to true, in exchange it can only ever reach an edge hardness of 48 hrc. a differentially hardened blade will have a hardness of less than 40 hrc on the spine, but 60 hrc on the edge, but in return, it cant flex nearly as much. a katana or tachi will dull significantly slower than most euro spring steel blades
@@MovieFactory Mate if you belive that watch shadaversity. Katanas aren't that good. They aren't even a main weapon, just a side-kick.
@@MovieFactoryOK what ever
Samurai? I thought at 1st that dude was the shredder
Shredder was a samurai named Oroku Saki.
Facts@@teresaordak4566
Just missing the predator-esque spikes
Any time I think about the shredder I just remember the scene where he gets crushed in a trash compactor
😂
It took all the steel in japan to make that armor
(Not much to begin anyway)
@@cideltacommand7169 Exactly
It’s probably dogshit quality too.
@@Ball_shlopper They can fold it til the end of time it won't help their ore quality. Not really their fault but still you got people screaming it's folded a billion times like it makes it magical
How to throw off a samurai “ your sword is bent sir.” “ wait it is… wait a minute “
Nahh
That's what she said
나는 여자입니다라고 하면 이깁니다.
It's funny cause long swords are more flexibles than a katana
Buy the time you say bent you won't be talking anymore so
Guy with the most balls is the unarmored ref running in the middle of two fully armored dudes swinging real swords who have limited visibility
Blue t-shirt is his super power, the broom handle his weapon.
@@JoeOvercoat He is a god amongst men.
I think it's a women
@@mr2seis388 i believe you are correct. 👍
Good he PULLS BACK.
Bro Samurai looks like a mixture of samurai styled armor built like Knights armor, badass
They had metal armor I thought
We Belong to the Day
Because we belong to the day, we must live decent lives for all to see. Don’t participate in the darkness of wild parties and drunkenness, or in sexual promiscuity and immoral living, or in quarreling and jealousy.
(Romans 13.13)
Romans 13 tells us, “This is all the more urgent, for you know how late it is; time is running out. Wake up, for our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. The night is almost gone; the day of salvation will soon be here. So remove your dark deeds like dirty clothes, and put on the shining armor of right living”
(verses 11-12)
This world offers you cheap thrills that never will meet your deepest needs. In the Book of Ecclesiastes, Solomon arrived at the same conclusion: life is empty without God.
@@faith9505 I couldn't take it, couldn't stand another minute
Couldn't bear another day without you in it
All of the joy that I had known for all my life
Was stripped away from me the minute that you died
To have you in my life was all I ever wanted
But now without you, I'm a soul forever haunted
Can't help but feel that I had taken you for granted
No way in hell that I can ever comprehend this
I wasn't dreaming when they told me you were gone
I was wide awake and feeling that they had to be wrong
How could you leave me when you swore that you would stay?
Now I'm stuck inside a nightmare every single effing day
It's like a movie but there's not a happy ending
Every scene fades black and there's no pretending
This little fairy tale doesn't seem to end well
There's no knight in shining armor who will wake me from the spell
I know you didn't plan this
You tried to do what's right
But in the middle of this madness
I'm the one (I'm the one) you left to win this fight
Red like roses
Fills my head with dreams and finds me
Always closer to the emptiness and sadness
That has come to take the place of you
I know you're broken down by anger and by sadness
You feel I left you in a world that's full of madness
Wish I could talk to you, if only for a minute
Make you understand the reasons why I did it
I wanna tell you that you're all that ever mattered
Want you to know that for eternity I'm shattered
I tried so hard just to protect you but I failed to
And in a prison of abandonment I've jailed you
I never planned that I would leave you there alone
I was sure that I would see you when I made it back home
And all the times I swore that it would be okay
Now I'm nothing but a liar and you're thrown into the fray
This bedtime story ends with misery ever after
The pages are torn and there's no final chapter
I didn't have a choice, I did what I had to do
I made a sacrifice but forced a bigger sacrifice on you
I know you've lived a nightmare
I caused us so much pain
But baby, please don't do what I did
I don't want (I don't want) you to waste your life in vain
Red like roses
Fills my head with dreams and finds me
Always closer to the emptiness and sadness
That has come to take the place of you
You're not the only one who needed me
I thought you understood
You were the one I needed
And you left me as I always feared you would
Would I change it if I could?
It doesn't matter how
The petals scatter now
Every nightmare just discloses
It's your blood that's red like roses
And no matter what I do
Nothing ever takes the place of you
Red like roses
Fills my head with dreams and finds me
Always closer to the emptiness and sadness
That has come to take the place of you
samurai armor is metal bruh..
but japanese island lack on iron mining 😂
That's Shredder from tmnt
Fun fact: knight cant even slash eachother becuz of theyre armor so they use blunt force
Thats a really badass set of armor both fighters have on them. Good skill on both too.
Nah it’s terrible skill. If they were skilled one of them would have killed the other. Fake.
@@Rose-B612 Nigga stfu if you dont know what you are talking about.
@@Rose-B612what in the name of uncapitalized jesus christ on a stick kind of statement is this?
@@Rose-B612tf?
@@OVODnet dont push your religion to me
In fact stay the hell away
That samurai had some moves
The perfect parries followed by an stomach slice combo😮💨🍗right off the bone my bois
That samurai wouldve gotten his butt kicked. The knight had the advantage. That katana wouldnt do a thing to plate armor
@@3rdreichball525 you're missing the point
@@Jax.Scorpio the point is mute. The samurai wouldve died almost immediately because the knight can pierce the armor. the samurai can't. Its not very impressive to eat sword hits because you have armor on.
@@3rdreichball525 that's what the other guy did also? Der
Sounds like my mum calmly washing the dishes.
Honest question is this the technique used from samurai and knights or they just having fun?
@@Machoman50ta
I have no idea. It looks like genuine technique but I’m no expert.
This is how Elden Ring players battle it out in the coliseum.
Fun fact: canonically samurais dont use the katana unless its their only option
Canonically, knights didn't fanny around fighting with their swords either, unless they had no better weapon to hand. Swords were sidearms, except when they were Zweihanders or Claymores, and were long enough to essentially fill the role a polearm would have, but with the added ability to slash (much like the odachi).
@@peterclarke7240knights used greatswords most of the time,a bigger version of the sword
@@sdfrasvxc2913 Nope. Look it up. It's a bit of an historical misconception largely perpetuated by film and television. who often applied the "Rule of Cool," and who referred frequently to suits of Armour, which were display pieces which ALSO adhered to the "Rule of Cool" rather than any sort of historical accuracy, and as such were often displayed holding a Greatsword or some other cool-but-ahistorical weapon.
Greatswords were predominantly used by foot soldiers, not Knights, as knights were becoming increasingly irrelevant on the battlefield at around the same time the Greatsword were becoming popular.
Greatswords were intended to be used for breaking through lines of pikemen, not against armour, whereas knights tended to favour the arming sword or the long sword, as theses gave them more options regarding what OTHER weapons, they could carry, such as shields and pole-arms which were MUCH more useful against other armoured units, which were primarily what armoured knights were pitted against.
Linguistically "katana" just means "sword" in Japanese, and just like Europe had long swords, short swords, claymores, rapiers, sabers, estocs etc. Samurai had tachi, wakizashi, uchigatana, tanto, nagamaki etc. Technically they are ALL katanas because they are different types of sword. . . Unless of course you happen to be referring to the documented popularity of Yumi asymmetric longbows and the naginata polearm amongst many Samurai.
@@Frater_MavenWhat? Since when did katana mean sword in Japanese? Katana was rather a
CATEGORY/TYPE of sword.
The cross over we all want in history
Ouve uma batalha entre samurais e cavaleiros antes, e os samurais perderam de uma diferença enorme, sendo ainda que os cavaleiros estavam em desvantagem...
I would love to see every other warrior vs. Spartans
I mean not really. In an actual fight the knight would kick the shit out of the samurai. Don't get me wrong the samurai were badasses and I'm sure if it came down to pure skill it would be pretty even but the difference in technology is what decides it.
@@alecxsolid4440 qual?
@@alecxsolid4440a informação que tenho é que houve batalhas entre portugueses e japoneses na era dos descobrimentos e nenhum dos lados se sobressaiu.
The information I have is that there were battles between Portuguese and Japanese in the age of discovery and none were superior
Imagine elite level warfare just sounding like someone opened the silverware drawer too fast.
Now it just sounds like bubble wrap
the kitchen drawer noise mostly comes from the samurai's armor Wich it's not supposed to be made of metal
No words can describe how much I appreciate these fully ironclad armors.
Can't help but imagine what it could've been like meeting a soldier from across the water.
Like image it, your finished with a massive brawl, and then out of nowhere, through the smoke, a figure walks out wearing a completely unknown suit of armour and wielding a sword clearly not of the your land.
And then the mf stances up, ready to go 1 on 1.
Like, how weirdly awesome, but also kinda scary would that have been!
That must have occured many times.
ngl someone should make that into videogame concept trailer
them part where the unknown suit of armor comes into view, make it so that the warrior comes out from a huge dust/sand smoke/storm that just rolls off of their shoulders as they walk out
tilts head to one side and stances up, then knight/samurai/other medieval warrior raises one eyebrow in slight shock and curiousity before squaring up*clink of armor as he turns*
both stanced up then music plays with sick beats as the last few seconds of the scene play out, slashing of blades, dodging slashes making whooshing sounds, beat drops as last scene has them clash swords and everything but the swords go black as the sparks fly out of the clashing blades and fade
my gog the way you described it via comment made my brain go buckwild with cinematography, good comment mate good comment!
ruclips.net/video/PDELaG1YreU/видео.html
Closest trailer I can think of
@@deuntaithomas4823 now add someone rapping some lyrics in-between slashes, dodges, and parrys and the trailer might as well have made itself
When your veteran british and japanese grandpa see each other on thanksgiving
British and Japanese families dont celebrate thanksgiving...
@@adamlee2550racemixing
@@adamlee2550 A quien le importa su día de mierda?
@@adamlee2550this was a total fail by OP 😂 . Americans celebrate thanks giving and also were the ones fighting Japan more head to head lmao
@@adamlee2550 No, but an american family can have a British and a Japanese grandfather, and they can invite them both to the USA for Thanksgiving, so... possible.
Unlikely, but possible.
Had this been historical, that knight would also have a pole-arm, a big shield and a dagger, and the samurai would have started by shooting arrows at the knight. Both would start from horseback.
The samurai would not have that plate armor
The knight would either have a longsword shield and dagger or a polearm and shortsword with a dagger
The Samurai would had a Tetsubo or a Onaginata (Naginata with large blades) for damaging armor by blunt impact. It would be decided by grappling and stabbing through the face.
@cideltacommand7169 The second part is wrong. Longswords were also used as sidearms. So the knight could have something like polearm, shield, and sheathed longsword. People never used swords as a primary weapon. (Excluding greatswords)
@@Ball_shlopper Did you read *also* ? I meant that on top of a sword, historical warriors often had bigger weapons with more stopping power and reach
@@gustavakerman2566 Whoops. I meant that comment for the top reply on your comment. Not for you.
Samarai “For the Shogun!”
Knight “In the name of god! I shall vanquish you”
No deadlier professional than that of underground sword fighting referee
Profesion?
@@samgomez9942 Me? Narcissist dog whisper.
The referee is Hans Neimann
@@tazzgikong5087 RIP
@@tazzgikong5087 Hans is a woman?