Whenever you buy a pack of Pokemon cards, or whenever Pokemon Pocket comes out and you get daily free packs to open, this will be the perfect easy little go-to party game with friends and I'm pumped about it! Just open a pack, and that's your hand of Pokemon choices for the black card prompts you and your friends come up with!
Lmao yeah, tried to dissolve his second marriage because he got another daughter, yet at the same time executed that wife for adultery, even though it's contradictory. At least that child he ruined became one of the most famous English monarchs, for good reason (Well, he ruined 2/3 but Bloody Mary is... Bloody Mary)
@@itslexactuallyBetter than fire-types. Plus, I, personally, get angry when I get hot... so I'd rather cuddle with an ice-type. However, the two options _both suck._ Froslass will freeze me over if she likes me and eat my soul regardless, and Johtonian Sneasel is vicious and steals Pokémon Eggs.
I must admit, I generated myself a set of 6 pokemon to play along and having Ting-Lu in the deck when the toilet question rolled in gave me the biggest laugh in a while
Truly glorious. If you do another one of these, I definitely want a secret 6th round with no remaining choice though, just everyone having to argue for the most unhinged random connections between their final 'mon and the prompt, like the tiebreaker from this vid.
i have too much time on my hands, so the actual exchange rate between shiny beldums and sawsbucks as currency: assuming the beldums are made 100% out of silver and with silver being worth 272.58 usd per pound, beldum being 209.9 lbs makes 1 beldum worth $57,214.54 assuming a sawsbuck is just a deer and commercial venison typically goes for around 25$ per pound on average, a sawsbuck being 203.9 lbs makes 1 sawsbuck worth $5,097.50. so realistically, 1 Beldum is equal to 11.22 Sawsbucks.
Venison being the actual meat you can eat from a deer, meaning a lot of that weight you're calculating, like bones, antlers, and organs isn't worth the same price as venison. On average you're going to yield maybe 50% of the deer's original weight making only 101.95 lbs of the sawsbuck worth that price. That would come out to $2,548.75 worth of venison making one beldum worth 22.44 sawsbucks. Even if we aren't assigning the value of a sawsbuck to how much meat they would provide a live deer can go from anywhere between $1,250 - $2,500 making a good quality sawsbuck about the same price as the meat you might sell from it instead. So basically unless you've got some well bred, good quality, prize winning sawsbucks you would be better off liquidating most of those assets, if you know what I mean.
@@ErikaCartet I wouldn't say that every single Malamar is inherently evil, but it's definitely one of the most malevolent and dangerous Pokémon out there. It has incredibly powerful psychic abilities and uses mind-control on unsuspecting prey. Malamar has often been utilized by nefarious people for evil deeds, but it also possesses humanlike intelligence and is capable of horrifying things even on its own. (For example, there's a Malamar in the anime who starts building an army out of hypnotized slaves and plans to take over the world.) The whole concept is basically that it's a twisted, topsy-turvy version of the adorable Inkay it evolved from.
I’m honestly surprised gamefreak hasn’t thought to actually make an official version of something like this, potentially even doing a more adult version for older Pokemon fans.
I truly think the reason this content is blowing up is just because you honestly put more creativity and thought into all of this than I’ve seen on RUclips in a while. Thank you for the fresh and amazing content!
Oh man, the tie breaker didn’t go the way I expected. Also, my argument if I’d been give Camerupt and Onyx definitely would’ve been the other way around. To disguise itself, Camerupt erupts over and over, building up layers of magma that finally harden into a long, intimidating form, creating the Pokémon we call Onix
Tbh having a sandaconda in the toilet is probably the worst pokemon in my opinion, it's probably wedged in there where the barrel snout is aimed right up ready for you and will probably just blast you with sand, or if you don't notice it and sit down... Yeah get ready for something coming up rather than down
I’m so happy that your videos that are away from quizzes are doing just as well as the quiz videos!!!!! These are some of the best videos on RUclips, and I’m glad that this group can make any content complete perfect comedy ❤
I like the "ralts as a horror antagonist" as reason not to stop it, but for me Ralts is the embodiment of smol and innocent so if i see it burying a body I'll just assume things taken very unfortunate turn but ralts is acting fully in good conscience.
I couldn't help but try to come up with a better argument for Will in that last round. Skorupi. Seven letters. If you rearrange them, it spells U IS PORK. Pork, or a pig. Pink, round, *four legs*, and a *mammal*. What else has four legs and is a mammal? A horse. But Skorupi is small, so we ought to consider ponies. Pony. Pony*tail*. Pony and tail both have four letters. What has four letters and and a tail? A *bird*. But Skorupi has seven letters, so what bird has seven letters? A *chicken*. What came first, the chicken or the egg? The first chicken Pokemon is Torchic, which came AFTER the first egg Pokemon, Chansey. But what comes even before Chansey? That's right HAPPINY. Seven letters. Pink. Round. Ponytail. Egg. Same Pokemon.
The crime would require all three of them, nickit walking in the office as a waiter with a fake mustache to drop ice with bergmite in it, hiding in the punchbowl, listening in. Phanpy is there for an interview and he just grabs the punchbowl and rollsout
29:20 The mispronunciation of Blacephalon cracked me up so hard that tears were streaming down my face! Especially since he got it right the first time!
Fun fact: don't pee into a toilet bowl that has a xurkitree - even if you avoid hitting the xurkitree, electricity WILL still travel up the flow and into your urethra.
Peter is categorically wrong when he says that Dudunsparce is "the biggest letdown in the entire Pokedex". I genuinely love the goofiness that is Dudunsparce and it is only made better by the fact that we waited SO long for it. When I evolved one for the first time in Violet I cried laughing because it was so unexpected but completely, perfectly, on-brand for Dunsparce.
Seeing Nidorina in the toilet is like seeing a rat crawling up from the pipes out from the sewer. It implies that you have an infestation on your hands and there might be any number of other Nidorina inside your walls.
My favourite part about this is how Liko comes across a beheeyem in a dark alley in Pokémon horizons and it seems to be one of the worst things to happen to her so far in the show
lol I had to turn my brain off and just enjoy the vibe because I kept disagreeing with the picks XD Loving this channel, thanks for the great content yall!
if Zane’s impression is accurate, Beheeyeem should’ve won “the worst pokémon to come across in a dark alley” immediately because that voice sounds scarily like bill cosby
I only found your channel recently through a Patterrz reaction video, but you have quickly become one of my favorite content creators. You have the perfect combination of creativity and silliness. Can't wait to see what you come up with next! :)
I would have picked Sneasel for that cuddle question because it's my favourite, but now I'm having a good hard introspective think about the kinda women I tend to date
Considering Meganium’s canonical abilities, not only would there be a relaxing atmosphere, but the ingredients used would be among the absolute freshest you could ever find.
Hey man. You are one of the only youtubers I've ever enthusiastically checked the newest uploads of. A buddy and I always send the links to each other because we both love them. Your content is genuinely so good and enjoyable. I think I subbed just before you hit 100k, and I see you're exploding. Entirely deserved and I hope you're well
honestly every time i see one of these videos i think that they are very much podcast material such soothing vibes and the descriptions of the questions and pokemon makes it podcast material
I’m less than half way through but this is gold. Definitely thought the argument for sawsbuck currency was going to be pelts but I love live sawsbuck more! 😂
Dude, because of the movie and the way its face looks (it makes so much noise, but doesn’t have a mouth!!), deoxys freaking haunted my dreams when I was little!!!
My answer for round 2, question 1: Nobody would ever be sad again if YVELTAL ruled society. You can't be a sad somebody if you are dead. Even if you come back as a ghost, you don't have a body, and are thus not someBODY.
I feel like paras had such a good chance of winning the army thing. 1. That dude is huge, have you seen legends arceus? Also! That is a zombie hord that can release spores and walking dead you and your entire army 💀
Whenever you buy a pack of Pokemon cards, or whenever Pokemon Pocket comes out and you get daily free packs to open, this will be the perfect easy little go-to party game with friends and I'm pumped about it! Just open a pack, and that's your hand of Pokemon choices for the black card prompts you and your friends come up with!
What would you recommend to use to get the black cards? Regular cah cards?
Would it work with just a handful of mixed up Pokemon cards?
2 replies?
i would have liked to see what the last card in their hand was so id know what options they had
Imagine playing this game and then also being that guy who got the pack with 5 Weedle in a row
I do love that Iron Valiant isn't programmed to be the Perfect Parent, but to raise you as the Perfect Child
They don’t at all about themselves as long as their trainer is safe😊
"Sneasel reminds me of several of my exes, cold and evil." I almost CHOKED laughing.
Even better since her types are _literally_ cold and evil.
Excelent taste in women I might add.
"emboar gives big henry viii vibes"
"exact- wait is that good"
IM IN TEARS
And then we get hit with Downton Krabby, I'm deceased
Lmao yeah, tried to dissolve his second marriage because he got another daughter, yet at the same time executed that wife for adultery, even though it's contradictory. At least that child he ruined became one of the most famous English monarchs, for good reason (Well, he ruined 2/3 but Bloody Mary is... Bloody Mary)
That Peter chose Froslass, which WILL kill you, when he could have used Phanpy, a cute little guy, is really funny in hindsight.
TO BE FAIR phampy would probably kill you too its trunk can like easily shatter your arm bonr
The fact that the cuddling prompt had TWO ICE TYPES…
@@itslexactuallywe like the cold
@@itslexactuallyBetter than fire-types. Plus, I, personally, get angry when I get hot... so I'd rather cuddle with an ice-type.
However, the two options _both suck._ Froslass will freeze me over if she likes me and eat my soul regardless, and Johtonian Sneasel is vicious and steals Pokémon Eggs.
@@cxpKSip To be fair, many species of weasel irl will steal and eat eggs of any type they can get.
Oh hi! I'm the creator of the linked randomizer--thank you for the shout out and I'm so happy you guys love it!!
You're randomizer is amazing and life-saver and we appreciate you immensely
THIS IS MY FAVORITE RANDOMIZER! THANK U FOR YOUR SUERVICE
Nah groudon (being an 11' 06" 2094.4 lbs monster) being directly under "THIS POKEMON SNUCK PAST SECURITY!?"
problem is this is actually pretty believable because no one in security is being paid enough to try to stop groudon
Don’t worry it’s colonel sanders
Well, I wouldn’t believe it either.
Imagine he was used for the “look up into the sky” question 😂
But it wouldn't be "snuck"
Igglybuff is kinda like that town in California that has a golden retriever as a mayor. Can't possibly be sad when he comes around
“Like how Shadow the Hedgehog says ‘damn’ in Shadow the Hedgehog” is a wonderful sentence
Can't believe "father to the unfathered" emboar got used before the "I want this Pokemon to be my mother/father" category
It was a shame I didn’t get to use it for that, or the restaurant question. You know that brother can barbecue
@@WillytheWumbo oh absolutely, an emboar bbq spot would be legendary
They could incorporate the one-time "joker" card that lets you reuse a poke from the previous round
I must admit, I generated myself a set of 6 pokemon to play along and having Ting-Lu in the deck when the toilet question rolled in gave me the biggest laugh in a while
NOOOOO I SHOULDVE PLAYED ALONG maybe if and when patterzz reacts to it ❤
NOOOOOO I SHOULDVE PLAYED ALONG DURING THE RECENT GEN 1 VIDEO…… gen 2 i PROMISE
LMAOOO
Truly glorious. If you do another one of these, I definitely want a secret 6th round with no remaining choice though, just everyone having to argue for the most unhinged random connections between their final 'mon and the prompt, like the tiebreaker from this vid.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are bird or not bird
I could really use a bird not bird, bird not bird, bird not bird
Thanks, its stuck in my head
@@devincetee5335 it’s been stuck in my head for the past hour now lmao
Wow that works shockingly well in tune
What about a shooting star?
i have too much time on my hands, so the actual exchange rate between shiny beldums and sawsbucks as currency:
assuming the beldums are made 100% out of silver and with silver being worth 272.58 usd per pound, beldum being 209.9 lbs makes 1 beldum worth $57,214.54
assuming a sawsbuck is just a deer and commercial venison typically goes for around 25$ per pound on average, a sawsbuck being 203.9 lbs makes 1 sawsbuck worth $5,097.50.
so realistically, 1 Beldum is equal to 11.22 Sawsbucks.
I love this, and thank you for this gift. At the same time, I’m very, very sorry you have nothing better to do. 😂
Im 0.22 sawsbucks short of a beldum
Venison being the actual meat you can eat from a deer, meaning a lot of that weight you're calculating, like bones, antlers, and organs isn't worth the same price as venison. On average you're going to yield maybe 50% of the deer's original weight making only 101.95 lbs of the sawsbuck worth that price. That would come out to $2,548.75 worth of venison making one beldum worth 22.44 sawsbucks. Even if we aren't assigning the value of a sawsbuck to how much meat they would provide a live deer can go from anywhere between $1,250 - $2,500 making a good quality sawsbuck about the same price as the meat you might sell from it instead. So basically unless you've got some well bred, good quality, prize winning sawsbucks you would be better off liquidating most of those assets, if you know what I mean.
45:48 I will say: Malamar, the evolution of Inkay, is, of all the 1,000+ Pokémon, the *only one* to be _inherently evil_
Not inherently!! There are good Malamar.
i’m curious, what’s the lore here?
@@ErikaCartet I wouldn't say that every single Malamar is inherently evil, but it's definitely one of the most malevolent and dangerous Pokémon out there. It has incredibly powerful psychic abilities and uses mind-control on unsuspecting prey. Malamar has often been utilized by nefarious people for evil deeds, but it also possesses humanlike intelligence and is capable of horrifying things even on its own. (For example, there's a Malamar in the anime who starts building an army out of hypnotized slaves and plans to take over the world.) The whole concept is basically that it's a twisted, topsy-turvy version of the adorable Inkay it evolved from.
Okay but The argument for Parasect should have been. "Pokemon Legends Arceus." And thats it.
Agreed, those things are terrifying. Especially since Parasect are fungus zombies.
A Ratatouille rival?
More Snom boss lore?
This is what I needed today.
Ratata-touille is the Snom Bosses body dumber. Being a butcher and a cook comes with some positives
Nothing gives me more joy than hearing Will laugh at his own Downton Krabby joke 😂
@MommaGart agreed
Also timing is 41:37
I would want wooper to reign over the world, if you can be that happy while having no arms, imagine how much happier we would be
Wall-Mounted Veluza better be the prize for the next game
100,000 parasect is basically a zombie apocalypse as they have lost all of there free will to the mushroom on its back
Its like the last of us 😅
Legends Arceus shows they are aggressive also
@@dylantimmy6106 parasect was the last of us before the last of us
My thoughts as well, certainly a miss play to play them as the 'grouchy grandpas' instead of 'parasitic zombie legion'.
100,000 scuttling knee-high mushroom zombies aggressively swarming to you as you stand upon the hill
I love the fact that josh’s argument on the restraunt question was that meganium would drug the customers 😂
You should add “ditto” cards, where it works essentially as a “write in” answer and each player gets one
Ditto itself is a possible answer, so they should be Substitute cards, featuring the Substitute doll
11:48 Ralts can use teleportation. You mess with him, he will warp you under a glacier where nobody can find you.
Everyone forgets that Meganium can literally breathe life back into plants. Talk about the freshest fine vegan restaurant you've ever seen!
I’m honestly surprised gamefreak hasn’t thought to actually make an official version of something like this, potentially even doing a more adult version for older Pokemon fans.
I’m imagining igglybuff in a lil’ mayors suit and I am in love
Ruler igglybuff is the same vibe as the real-life cat who is actually mayor of a town
"Stubbs was a cat who was the honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, from July 18, 1997, until his death in 2017" from the actual description of him
I didn't expect to see Regice in a Cirno cosplay today
But, I'll agree, Regice peaked in Ice Cool
The virgin "dudunsparce was a disappointment"
Vs the Chad "dudunsparce is amazing and hilarious"
I truly think the reason this content is blowing up is just because you honestly put more creativity and thought into all of this than I’ve seen on RUclips in a while. Thank you for the fresh and amazing content!
Oh man, the tie breaker didn’t go the way I expected.
Also, my argument if I’d been give Camerupt and Onyx definitely would’ve been the other way around.
To disguise itself, Camerupt erupts over and over, building up layers of magma that finally harden into a long, intimidating form, creating the Pokémon we call Onix
So the winner of the next quiz gets VIP Dinner for Two at Great Tusk's Great Husks, right?
Tbh having a sandaconda in the toilet is probably the worst pokemon in my opinion, it's probably wedged in there where the barrel snout is aimed right up ready for you and will probably just blast you with sand, or if you don't notice it and sit down... Yeah get ready for something coming up rather than down
I’m so happy that your videos that are away from quizzes are doing just as well as the quiz videos!!!!! These are some of the best videos on RUclips, and I’m glad that this group can make any content complete perfect comedy ❤
I also used to pronounce Chimecho as Chim-e-cho, but in my defense I’m not a native English speaker and never caught on to the Chime-Echo
I am a native English speaker and still say it wrong 😂
So you’re telling me that Josh’s prize is BOTH bird and not bird in the sky? What luck!
I like the "ralts as a horror antagonist" as reason not to stop it, but for me Ralts is the embodiment of smol and innocent so if i see it burying a body I'll just assume things taken very unfortunate turn but ralts is acting fully in good conscience.
Igglybuff ruling the country has the same vibes as when Bob became king of the UK in the Minions movie
I couldn't help but try to come up with a better argument for Will in that last round.
Skorupi. Seven letters. If you rearrange them, it spells U IS PORK. Pork, or a pig. Pink, round, *four legs*, and a *mammal*. What else has four legs and is a mammal? A horse. But Skorupi is small, so we ought to consider ponies. Pony. Pony*tail*. Pony and tail both have four letters. What has four letters and and a tail? A *bird*. But Skorupi has seven letters, so what bird has seven letters? A *chicken*. What came first, the chicken or the egg? The first chicken Pokemon is Torchic, which came AFTER the first egg Pokemon, Chansey. But what comes even before Chansey? That's right HAPPINY. Seven letters. Pink. Round. Ponytail. Egg. Same Pokemon.
Genius. I'm convinced.
I just have to say that Grimer disguised as Cetoddle totally cracked me, that my winner, but fair play to all of you, all kinda smart and funny
The crime would require all three of them, nickit walking in the office as a waiter with a fake mustache to drop ice with bergmite in it, hiding in the punchbowl, listening in. Phanpy is there for an interview and he just grabs the punchbowl and rollsout
23:40 “you need a mom? Gotcha covered. Need a dad? Also gotcha covered”
*I require a sequal*
This is too funny to only do once lmao
Meowscarada just being hugh jackman from the prestige
29:20 The mispronunciation of Blacephalon cracked me up so hard that tears were streaming down my face! Especially since he got it right the first time!
Fun fact: don't pee into a toilet bowl that has a xurkitree - even if you avoid hitting the xurkitree, electricity WILL still travel up the flow and into your urethra.
Bro I almost died laughing at the 8ft 128lbs veluza singing don’t worry be happy
Peter is categorically wrong when he says that Dudunsparce is "the biggest letdown in the entire Pokedex". I genuinely love the goofiness that is Dudunsparce and it is only made better by the fact that we waited SO long for it. When I evolved one for the first time in Violet I cried laughing because it was so unexpected but completely, perfectly, on-brand for Dunsparce.
I clicked this without even realising it was a premiere! I’m excited!
I will never stop wearing my animal hoodie.
Man that iron valiant choice was way too perfect
The "Crawley Family" did not get the respect that it deserved. A tier joke.
Gosh thank you I try
Saying "we're gonna chill back at her place" about Froslass is. Surprisingly accurate to what would actually happen.
Poor emboar. Imagine being designed after an emperor boar and no one wants your to rule
Peter had goddamn PHANPY in his choices for the cuddle question and chose FROSLASS. That's maddening.
Cards against humonity is crazy 😭😭
Seeing Nidorina in the toilet is like seeing a rat crawling up from the pipes out from the sewer. It implies that you have an infestation on your hands and there might be any number of other Nidorina inside your walls.
“Father to the Unfathered” sound like a boss straight out of Dark Souls
My favourite part about this is how Liko comes across a beheeyem in a dark alley in Pokémon horizons and it seems to be one of the worst things to happen to her so far in the show
Zane was bet he couldn’t use the phrase “[While] I completely understand” more times in day than ever before.
Igglybuff as a ruler reminded me of mystery dungeon... so yes i think that was a good choice
lol I had to turn my brain off and just enjoy the vibe because I kept disagreeing with the picks XD
Loving this channel, thanks for the great content yall!
Everything you've posted lately is a straight up banger! Super creative and unique with great vibes!
I have genuinely not laughed as hard at ANYTHING in a long time as I have laughed at Downton Krabby. Just. I am still wheezing. Incredible.
if Zane’s impression is accurate, Beheeyeem should’ve won “the worst pokémon to come across in a dark alley” immediately because that voice sounds scarily like bill cosby
What a great video idea I could watch prompts like that all day
I only found your channel recently through a Patterrz reaction video, but you have quickly become one of my favorite content creators. You have the perfect combination of creativity and silliness. Can't wait to see what you come up with next! :)
This channel has become one of my absolute favourites. Every video I’ve seen so far is just beyond gold
I never expected to see regice dressed as Cirno, but now i have.
I need more of this! I absolutely love cards against huMONity
I wish I could be there :( Well, ill still watch it immediately after I get home. NO SPOILERS. That includes you, Zane.
👀👀👀
IM BACK AND HAVE SAUKS ON READY TO LAUGH THEM OFF (hehe i thought of that pun all by myself)
Shoot i just saw the first question >:(
I would have picked Sneasel for that cuddle question because it's my favourite, but now I'm having a good hard introspective think about the kinda women I tend to date
You and me both brother
Snom and Bergmite would be the Not Nice Ice Gang
Dudunsparce was not a let down!! It's EXACTLY fitting of an evolution for what Dunsparce is!!
Will's award-winning TV show idea hit me like nothing I could've ever thought of, 10/10
This concept is absolutely amazing we need this revisited
Considering Meganium’s canonical abilities, not only would there be a relaxing atmosphere, but the ingredients used would be among the absolute freshest you could ever find.
Hey man. You are one of the only youtubers I've ever enthusiastically checked the newest uploads of. A buddy and I always send the links to each other because we both love them. Your content is genuinely so good and enjoyable. I think I subbed just before you hit 100k, and I see you're exploding. Entirely deserved and I hope you're well
Alpharad would've destroyed this game, lol
Every single video you make is a new level of amazing. If you got a network contract, I would watch the emmy award winning series over and over again.
The first round already had me losing it 😂
We need to know the conversion of Sawsbuck to Belcoin
great video as always zane, this was a really great concept and id love to see more’n
This is the best part of every wednesday. Im in tears thinking about veluza singing “dont worry be happy”
honestly every time i see one of these videos i think that they are very much podcast material such soothing vibes and the descriptions of the questions and pokemon makes it podcast material
Beeheyem is THE perfect Pokemon for that question.
I hate that mushroom head with a passion.
Downton Krabby best joke
Take a shot every time Zane says "I cannot deny"
I’m less than half way through but this is gold. Definitely thought the argument for sawsbuck currency was going to be pelts but I love live sawsbuck more! 😂
Terrifying Pelipper should have been scared of bills & taxes 😂
31:12 the fact that nobody picked deoxys is so funny because nobody is afraid of that silly little noodle guy
Dude, because of the movie and the way its face looks (it makes so much noise, but doesn’t have a mouth!!), deoxys freaking haunted my dreams when I was little!!!
Peter my goat for that epic 2hu reference on the very first question.
This game looks sick!!! 1000% would buy as a physical game
11:54 as a dragon who was alive for medieval times, that hurts. Everyone knows we wouldn’t waste good meat.
damnit emboar wouldve been perfect for the parent question
I was in tears when will found out happiny does not hold an egg😂
My answer for round 2, question 1: Nobody would ever be sad again if YVELTAL ruled society. You can't be a sad somebody if you are dead. Even if you come back as a ghost, you don't have a body, and are thus not someBODY.
I feel like paras had such a good chance of winning the army thing. 1. That dude is huge, have you seen legends arceus? Also! That is a zombie hord that can release spores and walking dead you and your entire army 💀
What about the 100,000 life stealing candles.
If your mom is a marowak, that does mean she's going to meet an extremely sad demise. This is the prophecy
Fantastic work! Happy to have catched the premier