I don't know if it was said in chat or if someone has already said it, but if his waifu cup isn't called Josh Wife Hayes, I will be super disappointed.
I remember when Josh came to my house, cup of tea in hand... and just stood there tapping on the window asking if I knew about his channel. I did thankfully and i showed him his most recent video... and then he was gone.. I would be safe for another night.
I rememeber some youtuber mentioning the idea of making a youtube channel just for blatant shilling, really loved that idea. Not so much shilling but the idea of taking the pi$$ out of it and making it a comedy act where it's overexaggerated shilling..
I wonder if out right telling before that you take first sponsorship that you will shill for absolutely anyone who pays you and nothing beyond this point should be trusted would work...
A commoner? A COMMONER? YOU FILTHY SWINE! TEA IS THE DRINK OF ROYALTY! I HEREBY BAR YOU FROM ENTRY INTO ANY COUNTRY UNDER THE COMMONWEALTH! ON MY RIGHT AS A RANDOM NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WITH NO POWER TO ACTUALLY DO THAT!
@@9usuck0it's a really crappy proprietary blend with a good taste. Basically everything in it is useless besides the at most 60mg of caffeine. At the price per serving it ain't bad if you literally just want flavored caffeine tho.
back in the old days of youtube when sponsors were new it was common to hear creators say they only did sponsorships for brands they knew and products they already liked, so it's funny to hear you have to clarify these sponsorships are like that because it's so uncommon now
I want to like Gamer Supps since they even sponsored Charlie and he loves them too, but they've got so many shady tactics going that it's hard to support. Like their '.40 cents per serving!', while not telling you their serving sizes are half that of others like GFuel (serving per oz of liquid I should note), so you use double the amount of servings. On the topic of Serving Sizes, they also don't tell you how much caffeine is in each unless you go to their website and directly look into it as the packaging just shows 154,000mcg (Just 154mg) of 'Nootropic' without telling you how much of each is in there. It's got 100mg of caffeine per serving and their serving size is only for 8oz, half of most, meaning a shaker instead of being 150mg like GFuel, it's 300mg, and they don't tell you this. No where on their packaging lists the caffeine content, it just says it has caffeine. You have to go to their site to find the 100mg caffeine bit and you have to go into their FAQ, not their Ingredients tab, to find this. It's not super shady, but it's incredibly sus.
yea, all of this right here. I was aware of some of it, and that's why I was surprised Josh went for it. Hell, it doesnt even benefit people who sit around playing games or whatever. PirateSoftware made a good point about how he's not going to advertise energy drinks to a bunch of people who mostly sit lol. And people are generally irresponsible with energy drinks which brings on the big downsides of caffeine. Caffeine free stuff however? Cool! AND WHY IS EVERYONE DOING WAIFU CUPS ; _ ; I JUST WANT A NORMAL CUP TO HAVE IN PUBLIC
@@edattacks Well, no, it's not for just people sitting. He meant for people sitting and watching as you're not doing anything, which he's said in another video where he specifies watching a stream. An energy drink for gaming is actually beneficial if you're playing games that benefit from the increased physical and mental boost, I.E. a game like CoD, Starcraft, League, DOTA, and the likes since PvP is reactionary and caffeine increases that, allowing you to perform better, which in turn can give you a better experience in the game. That's not every game, but you do sit playing those games and for many, caffeine would be a noticeable performance boost. Waifu cups are kind of their bread and butter though. It's very terminally online and teenage focused.
@edattacks It'd be great for more gamers to not mostly sit though. Henry Cavill is a gamer, after all. You can be healthy, fit, and spend 30 hours a week playing video games if you want to.
Caffeine isn't healthy to consume, especially on a regular basis. There's a reason it's classified as a drug. If you need a kick to wake up every so often, especially for long periods of being alert (ie; driving) or because you slept terribly, sure, it's fine. But energy drinks are much worse than a cup of coffee due to all the other atrocious garbage in most them. We can go back and forth all day about things you should be consuming to boost your health and mental acuity, but at the end of the day, products like gamersupps, gfuel, bawls or anything like it are simply bad for you. If you're dying to drink some, go for Steaz or Pussy. No that last one isn't a joke.
Gfuel got slapped by California for having lead traces in their fruit blend. I really don't like these American supplement brands because they don't need to be FDA approved, meaning they can if they want not list exact amounts of ingredients on their products. On the bright side, the vitamin amounts in gamersupps are very reasonable and not just like 200% vitamin B and C daily intake. If you ignore the caffeine you'd have to have like 20 servings of gamersupps before it started getting unhealthy.
Can confirm, Josh just kept asking me what I thought of his channel for several months, at first I'd just ignore him but he wouldn't stop, one day I tried running away and he chased after me, he ended up catching me and forced me to watch his videos nonstop for two weeks So yeah this streamer's behaviour is kind of concerning
Honestly doing sponsors is not a bad thing if the product is fine, if it's predatory, that is a problem. Advertising a product that pays the creator a good , fair amount to introduce people to a product that will actually give value and make the viewers life better or more enjoyable, there is nothing wrong with that.
I did my part and tried them, and now I've already gotten more. I had a pretty nasty energy drink habit, and now I'm switchin'! Thanks for shilling out, Josh!
I had this thought during the first half when he said "its a product I use" and then he drank from his cup, "oh i wonder if its a gfuel sponsor or something" the foreshadowing was there.
I can confirm, that is how Josh gets all his followers. Honestly I was weirded out, but he grew on me. I meant that literally, he became enormous and I'm frankly too afraid to leave. He'll come back.
My favourite thing about Josh is whenever I have one of his videos in the background (sorry, I don't own a second monitor) I think more often than I want to admit to "Hey, this guy just sounds like Josh Strife Hayes". And then I remember that I am an idiot.
Josh is getting that sweet "Smart Casual Vests & co" sponsorship. Josh selling sippy drinks from sippy cups. It is selling out. I dont mind personally but call a lemon a lemon.
I hope you're happy. I had to move you to my fourth monitor and second speaker set after that. I'm actually happy you have a sponsorship that you endorse, but I honestly wouldn't care if you had a raid ad either for that amount of money, but I realize a lot of other people care.
I have never bought a waifu cup even with how bad I have wanted to but I'll be damned if this isn't the first one I would 100% cop. Josh, we shall make it happen don't you worry sunshine.
I have turned off and even stopped watching channels where the person shills products that I know they don't personally use, nor would they ever willingly tell other people to use. I get that people want to make money on RUclips, and I get that some channels are successful with shilling products, but for me it's a definite turn-off. If Josh gets sponsored by an MMO company, and he has legitimately great things to say about the MMO and he actually plays it regularly, that's alright.
For anyone who bought one of those cups: why? What causes you to prefer it over a glass, mug, or bottle? Also, is anyone else weirded out by the fact their flavors sound like the parody products you find in dystopian sci-fi? To my mind they wouldn't be out of place on a billboard in 2077 Night City, and that does not endear them to me.
Josh getting the Yorkshire tea sponsorship before Spiffing Brit would be hilarious, but also quite likely. Yorkshire tea doesn't need to sponsor Spiff, he's aready shilling for them for free. That reminds me of a streamer who likes to tease his Star Citizen fanboying friend (still in denial, but getting better) that someone else will get the sponsorship before him, for the same reasons.
I used to play so much Morrowind back in the day, man that was a good time. I see that Josh is using an active enchantment to avoid taking fall damage during his jump spell. Was he aware that if you enchant something to passively give even just 1 point of slowfall then he wouldn't need to worry about fall damage anymore? Back when I played, I used a pauldron since it could only fit a tiny amount of enchantment on it anyways.
If Josh does get invited to partake in the Cavill 40k I hope it's for him to be the human version of the Space Marine Henry Cavill. Like skinny Captain America.
I think sponsorships can innovate. For example: you could tell a story about you and this product/brand where: 1. in one stream/video you sneak it in as product placement but say nothing 2. in the next you casually mention it without elaborating 3. in the third you do a proper sponsor spot 4. next video you tell a story of what you did before with this product 5. next video you mention how good it would be if i (the viewer) had this product ... and continue the narrative over time, integrating it into your persona and story over time rather than an awkward insert of an ad. This way you can turn a sponsoship, something that people usually skip over or dislike, into an entertaining moment where people are looking forwad to watching the next one. Naturally this could come at some nice €€€ gains.
Hey, all good sponsors are welcome. They make good product? They have good work ethics? You trust their products? Endorsing them and getting some money on the process is a solid plan.
I can honestly say this is the first time I feel interested in checking out a promoted product... and I'm old as Josh, so I've seen my fair share if promos.
Hey raidy shady Can you do a video on what kind of sponsorship scams you got in the mail? I do enjoy those kinds of videos and it would be interesting to see how many cripto scams you got alltogether
josh might be the one creator i'd actually consider buying a sponsored ad from lmao. i can respect other creators "getting the bag" and just ignoring the ads they pump out, but josh always seems to be a echelon above other people in terms of just peak morality. if he makes a flavor. i'll do it. ill buy into my first sponsor lmao.
I hope his sponsor is Pearl drums. They got Dennis Chambers Signature snare drum. A snare fit for a Legend, truly in a class by itself. High end re-imagined so you can express your creativity unlike any other. BUY NOW. *CONSUME*.
I'm willing to accept Gamersupps sponsors because that powdery crap works. It is far and away the only thing that has gotten me through my night shifts without crashes and scary, half-conscious drives home. It's a bit steep, but it works well and a jar lasts me about a month. They have a lot of gross flavors, though. JFJ's Snake Oil? Barely palateable. Original Blue Razz probably still the best.
Cups are fine.. albeit plastic. The drink mixes though.. yeah, no. Just have a cup of yerba mate or other tea or coffee, not a multi-sugar (or alternative) laced artificially colored and flavored carcinogen drink.
“Don’t clip that”
*upload complete*
Visa has a special interpretation of josh's words, every time
@@FlyMandi He needs to make Josh say "It's only 5 Dollars" to atone for his sins against the RUclips and Twitch overlords.
classic visa
Josh saying "don't clip that" are the magic words to summon Visa to come clip the content.
I don't know if it was said in chat or if someone has already said it, but if his waifu cup isn't called Josh Wife Hayes, I will be super disappointed.
I’d Josh Strife Pays for that
That joke gosh strife pains me.
4:18 Cavill as the Emperor and Josh as Malcador the Sigillite.
Let's get real Josh would rather be an Ork warlord
Cavill as Cain and Josh as Jurgen
@@frozone119 Ci- Ci- Ciaphas Cain, hero of the imperium!
I remember when Josh came to my house, cup of tea in hand... and just stood there tapping on the window asking if I knew about his channel. I did thankfully and i showed him his most recent video... and then he was gone.. I would be safe for another night.
I rememeber some youtuber mentioning the idea of making a youtube channel just for blatant shilling, really loved that idea. Not so much shilling but the idea of taking the pi$$ out of it and making it a comedy act where it's overexaggerated shilling..
And sponsors would still do it because any advertising is good advertising nowadays :D
Sseth does really fun ad segments
I wonder if out right telling before that you take first sponsorship that you will shill for absolutely anyone who pays you and nothing beyond this point should be trusted would work...
@@_Ekaros Only one way to find out 🤣
Why do that when Luke Stephens already exists? 😂
I'm happy for people with disposable income to pay for my entertainment. Gamersupps is out of my price bracket. I drink tea like a commoner.
Same on the first half. Idk what the drink is.
@@9usuck0 some energy drink piss
I justified it by replacing both coffee and soda. Not had either (at home) for about 6months
A commoner? A COMMONER? YOU FILTHY SWINE! TEA IS THE DRINK OF ROYALTY! I HEREBY BAR YOU FROM ENTRY INTO ANY COUNTRY UNDER THE COMMONWEALTH! ON MY RIGHT AS A RANDOM NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WITH NO POWER TO ACTUALLY DO THAT!
@@9usuck0it's a really crappy proprietary blend with a good taste. Basically everything in it is useless besides the at most 60mg of caffeine. At the price per serving it ain't bad if you literally just want flavored caffeine tho.
Raidy Shady.
The IH fandom has been calling it that for at least 4 years.
Honestly the last sponsor I expected Josh to work with, and yet I’m 100% down for it. Better than being sold fake therapy or a plot of fake land.
back in the old days of youtube when sponsors were new it was common to hear creators say they only did sponsorships for brands they knew and products they already liked, so it's funny to hear you have to clarify these sponsorships are like that because it's so uncommon now
Whelmed train.
The Dark Souls style overlay is so perfect.
josh ive been a longtime fan of yours. just don't lose yourself. remember who you are.
Lustea Argonian Lemonade
I want to like Gamer Supps since they even sponsored Charlie and he loves them too, but they've got so many shady tactics going that it's hard to support. Like their '.40 cents per serving!', while not telling you their serving sizes are half that of others like GFuel (serving per oz of liquid I should note), so you use double the amount of servings. On the topic of Serving Sizes, they also don't tell you how much caffeine is in each unless you go to their website and directly look into it as the packaging just shows 154,000mcg (Just 154mg) of 'Nootropic' without telling you how much of each is in there. It's got 100mg of caffeine per serving and their serving size is only for 8oz, half of most, meaning a shaker instead of being 150mg like GFuel, it's 300mg, and they don't tell you this. No where on their packaging lists the caffeine content, it just says it has caffeine. You have to go to their site to find the 100mg caffeine bit and you have to go into their FAQ, not their Ingredients tab, to find this. It's not super shady, but it's incredibly sus.
yea, all of this right here. I was aware of some of it, and that's why I was surprised Josh went for it. Hell, it doesnt even benefit people who sit around playing games or whatever. PirateSoftware made a good point about how he's not going to advertise energy drinks to a bunch of people who mostly sit lol. And people are generally irresponsible with energy drinks which brings on the big downsides of caffeine. Caffeine free stuff however? Cool! AND WHY IS EVERYONE DOING WAIFU CUPS ; _ ; I JUST WANT A NORMAL CUP TO HAVE IN PUBLIC
@@edattacks Well, no, it's not for just people sitting. He meant for people sitting and watching as you're not doing anything, which he's said in another video where he specifies watching a stream. An energy drink for gaming is actually beneficial if you're playing games that benefit from the increased physical and mental boost, I.E. a game like CoD, Starcraft, League, DOTA, and the likes since PvP is reactionary and caffeine increases that, allowing you to perform better, which in turn can give you a better experience in the game. That's not every game, but you do sit playing those games and for many, caffeine would be a noticeable performance boost.
Waifu cups are kind of their bread and butter though. It's very terminally online and teenage focused.
@edattacks It'd be great for more gamers to not mostly sit though. Henry Cavill is a gamer, after all. You can be healthy, fit, and spend 30 hours a week playing video games if you want to.
Caffeine isn't healthy to consume, especially on a regular basis. There's a reason it's classified as a drug.
If you need a kick to wake up every so often, especially for long periods of being alert (ie; driving) or because you slept terribly, sure, it's fine. But energy drinks are much worse than a cup of coffee due to all the other atrocious garbage in most them.
We can go back and forth all day about things you should be consuming to boost your health and mental acuity, but at the end of the day, products like gamersupps, gfuel, bawls or anything like it are simply bad for you. If you're dying to drink some, go for Steaz or Pussy. No that last one isn't a joke.
Gfuel got slapped by California for having lead traces in their fruit blend. I really don't like these American supplement brands because they don't need to be FDA approved, meaning they can if they want not list exact amounts of ingredients on their products.
On the bright side, the vitamin amounts in gamersupps are very reasonable and not just like 200% vitamin B and C daily intake. If you ignore the caffeine you'd have to have like 20 servings of gamersupps before it started getting unhealthy.
Can confirm, Josh just kept asking me what I thought of his channel for several months, at first I'd just ignore him but he wouldn't stop, one day I tried running away and he chased after me, he ended up catching me and forced me to watch his videos nonstop for two weeks
So yeah this streamer's behaviour is kind of concerning
If Josh's waifu cup doesn't have his face on the anime body I will riot
Cant wait till he say : "Im the Josh Strife Hayes, and this is my favorite drinking flavour on gamer supps, period."
That graphic for the corpo shilling is a banger, well done Josh.
Honestly doing sponsors is not a bad thing if the product is fine, if it's predatory, that is a problem.
Advertising a product that pays the creator a good , fair amount to introduce people to a product that will actually give value and make the viewers life better or more enjoyable, there is nothing wrong with that.
All products are predatory, that's how products work
I did my part and tried them, and now I've already gotten more. I had a pretty nasty energy drink habit, and now I'm switchin'! Thanks for shilling out, Josh!
5:46 I see you Thor... don't think I wouldn't notice
Yeah, if only more people took sponsorships "because I use it" and not just whatever it is, they'd sell more. Good on Josh!
josh should add that graphic on the actual sponsored video
I had this thought during the first half when he said "its a product I use" and then he drank from his cup, "oh i wonder if its a gfuel sponsor or something" the foreshadowing was there.
I can confirm, that is how Josh gets all his followers. Honestly I was weirded out, but he grew on me. I meant that literally, he became enormous and I'm frankly too afraid to leave. He'll come back.
10 minutes commercial for a water bottle, he got us good
Dammit, big gamerwater got him.
And fair enough, vests dont pay for themselves
JOSH FINALLY GOT THE ASTROGLIDE SPONSORSHIP ? Now I can get behind that!
My favourite thing about Josh is whenever I have one of his videos in the background (sorry, I don't own a second monitor) I think more often than I want to admit to "Hey, this guy just sounds like Josh Strife Hayes". And then I remember that I am an idiot.
Josh is getting that sweet "Smart Casual Vests & co" sponsorship. Josh selling sippy drinks from sippy cups. It is selling out. I dont mind personally but call a lemon a lemon.
I hope you're happy. I had to move you to my fourth monitor and second speaker set after that.
I'm actually happy you have a sponsorship that you endorse, but I honestly wouldn't care if you had a raid ad either for that amount of money, but I realize a lot of other people care.
I have never bought a waifu cup even with how bad I have wanted to but I'll be damned if this isn't the first one I would 100% cop. Josh, we shall make it happen don't you worry sunshine.
I have turned off and even stopped watching channels where the person shills products that I know they don't personally use, nor would they ever willingly tell other people to use.
I get that people want to make money on RUclips, and I get that some channels are successful with shilling products, but for me it's a definite turn-off.
If Josh gets sponsored by an MMO company, and he has legitimately great things to say about the MMO and he actually plays it regularly, that's alright.
For anyone who bought one of those cups: why?
What causes you to prefer it over a glass, mug, or bottle?
Also, is anyone else weirded out by the fact their flavors sound like the parody products you find in dystopian sci-fi? To my mind they wouldn't be out of place on a billboard in 2077 Night City, and that does not endear them to me.
First question: cause they're coomers.
Second question: seek therapy
That graphic was a straight up trip back to 1999 and Paint Shop Pro.
If you listen close enough, you can hear the nervous laugh of Gamer Supps employees watching the online orders pile up
Josh should sponsor second monitors.
Brings back "adventures of Strifu and Wifu" flashbacks
I just watched a 10 minute justification then ad. Damnit.
Josh getting the Yorkshire tea sponsorship before Spiffing Brit would be hilarious, but also quite likely. Yorkshire tea doesn't need to sponsor Spiff, he's aready shilling for them for free.
That reminds me of a streamer who likes to tease his Star Citizen fanboying friend (still in denial, but getting better) that someone else will get the sponsorship before him, for the same reasons.
I used to play so much Morrowind back in the day, man that was a good time. I see that Josh is using an active enchantment to avoid taking fall damage during his jump spell. Was he aware that if you enchant something to passively give even just 1 point of slowfall then he wouldn't need to worry about fall damage anymore? Back when I played, I used a pauldron since it could only fit a tiny amount of enchantment on it anyways.
You need a sponsorship by a flute company so you can have Josh Fife Hayes.
Or Josh Knife Hayes cutlery.
I have supported the cause for this man to get his own flavor!
We are always proud of you Josh
Reverse psychology at its finest
Can't wait for better help ad reads
I really enjoyed watching the reactions in chat to Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.
It has to be the Vest Making Company of course. He wants all of us to look as fabulous as he does.
Make a lemon-infused black tea and call it "Sweaty Vest Gold"
New Josh flavor: Power Whelming
Being sponsored by Yorkshire Tea would be the dream even though they are second to Twinings.
If Josh does get invited to partake in the Cavill 40k I hope it's for him to be the human version of the Space Marine Henry Cavill. Like skinny Captain America.
I think sponsorships can innovate. For example: you could tell a story about you and this product/brand where:
1. in one stream/video you sneak it in as product placement but say nothing
2. in the next you casually mention it without elaborating
3. in the third you do a proper sponsor spot
4. next video you tell a story of what you did before with this product
5. next video you mention how good it would be if i (the viewer) had this product
... and continue the narrative over time, integrating it into your persona and story over time rather than an awkward insert of an ad.
This way you can turn a sponsoship, something that people usually skip over or dislike, into an entertaining moment where people are looking forwad to watching the next one.
Naturally this could come at some nice €€€ gains.
I'm still waiting on the Costco sponsorship. It's going to happen
I'm just imagining the waifu cup to be shaped like a mug and wearing a vest...
Josh Alchemia Yome Cup is A MUST
That is a very principled take.
That graphic is amazing, you need to do more sponsors so you can use it more often
2:28 He wants it to be warhammer because he wants to tell GW to f off
You could wake Viza from the dead by having Josh say "don't clip that".
Hey, all good sponsors are welcome.
They make good product?
They have good work ethics?
You trust their products?
Endorsing them and getting some money on the process is a solid plan.
Things to look forward to now! :D
I thought his sponsor would be a shaving brand or a tea brand
I mean if Josh needs ideas for a Warhammer video, revisiting Space Marine before September would be topical
I can honestly say this is the first time I feel interested in checking out a promoted product... and I'm old as Josh, so I've seen my fair share if promos.
"Waifu cups was the way to my heart"
I read "corporate IKEA" and I feel let down
Hey raidy shady
Can you do a video on what kind of sponsorship scams you got in the mail?
I do enjoy those kinds of videos and it would be interesting to see how many cripto scams you got alltogether
so it begins
You need money to eat and have a home. No shame in ads or sponsors. Its ridiculous we expect to use anything for free without some way to pay for it
Would def buy a Husbando Josh Strife cup
josh might be the one creator i'd actually consider buying a sponsored ad from lmao.
i can respect other creators "getting the bag" and just ignoring the ads they pump out, but josh always seems to be a echelon above other people in terms of just peak morality.
if he makes a flavor. i'll do it. ill buy into my first sponsor lmao.
Wait, Josh betrayed the Mug Association for the Waifu Cup Alliance?
HERESY!
Well spoken. I like Josh.
Most civil human left alive! ❤
This makes me want to give you my money.
I've always found it funny seeing bald dudes do ads for stuff like "Keeps".
Who thought that was a good idea?
like showing kids as ad for condoms
"If you don't want hair like this guy, buy keeps" Sounds like a pretty solid business plan
He didn't stop asking me how I like his content until I started watching, and now I am playing PoE 65 hours a week
Incoming flavor: Osh Posh by Josh
He sold out faster than Belle Delphine's bath water!
I hope his sponsor is Pearl drums.
They got Dennis Chambers Signature snare drum. A snare fit for a Legend, truly in a class by itself.
High end re-imagined so you can express your creativity unlike any other.
BUY NOW. *CONSUME*.
I'm willing to accept Gamersupps sponsors because that powdery crap works. It is far and away the only thing that has gotten me through my night shifts without crashes and scary, half-conscious drives home. It's a bit steep, but it works well and a jar lasts me about a month. They have a lot of gross flavors, though. JFJ's Snake Oil? Barely palateable. Original Blue Razz probably still the best.
Yorkshire Tea is the best sponsorship, but they don't cuz they don't need to.
what does the tos actually say for YT / Twitch regarding telling people they don't need to subscribe?
I missed the lore on why hes so bright now. can someone fill me in?
Looking forward to the Josh Wife Hayes waifu cup
Go for it
the thumbnail made me think Hydalen from ff14 was sponsor. 😂
this is why I like him if he doesnt use it why sell it.
Cups are fine.. albeit plastic.
The drink mixes though.. yeah, no. Just have a cup of yerba mate or other tea or coffee, not a multi-sugar (or alternative) laced artificially colored and flavored carcinogen drink.
It is only a matter of time. You too will fall. Incorruptible people exist, they just cost a lot more.
cant believe he'd sell out like this /s
Josh should be working with clothing brand that make his exact style.
You cannot tell me a vest on a shirt like his don't look cool
Spiffer already got his sponsorship didn't he
Now, thwe question is, will the Waifu cup have a Josh Waifu or a Morrowind Character A posing?
He should just take the riggy: shiggy liggy sponsors
I’m with Anako ART. I want husbando’s from Gamer Sups. 😂
I paid for this RUclips video with my love. It was very costly and no tax deductible
JSH Corruption Arc begins...
I'm mostly joking, relax.
"Waistcoat Watermelon"
Button busting