DON'T CUT OFF YOUR 🍆 Richard Marx Parody 🎺🫨
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2023
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Don't Cut Off Your 🎺🫨 RICHARD MARX PARODY TRUMPET
Uncensored version on x.com/tobyturner next week!
A song for the voiceless.
Ft Joel on the trumpet, Park on the guitar solo, Dave pretending to be on the drums, and me on the other stuff
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Holy mother trumpet sh** I can trumpet talk.
LANGUAGE
Now let me tell you bout my best friend
who lives with me and does awesome sh**
LANGUAGE
ENGLISH
I just wanna say -
Man I love how you walk on two legs.
You are the greatest human being I have ever seen
and you're freakin huge!
I'll be there forever if you let me.
I know that I'm biased (for obvious reasons)
but permission to be frank?
GRANTED!
Don't cut off your trumpet.
Don't stitch up your gooch.
I will be right down here waiting for you.
I'll stand up for you
for as long as i can
One day, who knows
maybe I'll come in handy.
Is this a dog singing this?
It's a d*ck isn't it?
You always think everything is like a trumpet joke.
When you're feeling down, I'll get you up.
Cuz you #1 standing up.
Hell yeah best believe.
Gold medals are won by a couple inches.
ITS SIGNIFICANT
and I was there when you won the cup.
Sure Michael Phelps is a champion swimmer,
but out of your daddy's weiner, you were the winner.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
Wherever you want, headfirst I will go
My preferred pronouns are Not/A/Hole
I know that we were meant to be -
but it's your call.
Don't ask me how I know,
I just feel it deep down
in my balls. My balls. In my balls. Our balls.
Don't cut off your trumpet,
just give me a chance,
to show that I deserve to live in your pants.
You've already won!
You're the champion.
You are the Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
You don't see what I'm talking about?
Sounds like its from teh perspective of...
OF YOUR LITTLE BUDDY.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
One day who knows maybe I'll come in handy.
I play the trumpet.
Come in handy.
See that sounds like a pun.. like.. some kinda pun..
No i don't see that.
Come in handy.
Holy mothertrumpet trumpet, I can trumpet talk.
I play the trumpet.
Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus
I play the trumpet.
Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus
I play the trumpet.
Shut the f*ck up Joel.
Music made in Logic (currently, but MAN it's slow)
© 2023 Tobuscus
#parody #funnyvideos #Tobuscus #comedy 
Приколы
Convinced this video is more accurate to an acid trip than fear and loathing in Las vegas
Next music video: "YOU ARE STILL ALIVE" ruclips.net/video/lsnB--etjBo/видео.html
Previous music video: "BABY TIME" - ruclips.net/video/KkP1X7Ctouc/видео.html
a love song from your little buddy.
uncensored version is up on my X oops
backstory - someone's little buddy heard too many stories on the media and is pourin his ❤ out
last week song "BABY TIME" - ruclips.net/video/KkP1X7Ctouc/видео.html
2 weeks ago - "I'M AWESOME": ruclips.net/video/pMNRhpwTCek/видео.html
3 weeks ago song: ruclips.net/video/nn4GI-J3Qgs/видео.html
4 weeks ago song - Blue parody - ruclips.net/video/nxfOgg3vHQc/видео.html
5 weeks ago song - Green song - ruclips.net/video/i_WgIcYkdAQ/видео.html
Darksiders 2 remastered LITERAL - ruclips.net/video/45sbBKnBzpk/видео.html (compare it to the old one)
last song about weiners i promise
🥺
Can we have one more 🫡
ok, now im unsubscribing.
No please more weiners lmao
You can make songs about whatever the hell you want, I just want more.
I was snickering all through out the video while everyone in my office questioned my sanity, THANKS Tobuscus and Joel that plays the trumpet 🤣🤣
can’t even spell his name right:(
@@yammmit oh thanks
The future may suck, but when Tobuscus drops stuff like this, maybe making it this far was worth it.
bahaha we'll pull thru!
@@Tobuscusmake a comeback bro, when is 3 nuggets in 3 biscuits gonns debut >:3
@@lucasnikunen7571 he's a predator
@@leonardosantuario3346😂😂
Amen
Something tells me that Joel plays the trumpet.
thanks to Joel and his trumpet, It feels just like I’m in New Orleans right now
Toby's humour always just speaks to me. Here he goes producing another banger of a song🔥.
Well...this is one hell of a birthday present.
happy birthday mate
Ay its my birthday too
Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday
happy birthday!
Never thought I'd get Tobuscus content again after everything that was thrown your way. Glad you're uploading again😂
Sitting here feeling like a multidimensional being just had it’s way with my brain and I couldn’t have been more satisfied.
We talked a while back on tiktok toby, I'm happy you didn't completely give up on your content. This shit is hilarious 😂
hey glad you liked it !! :)
@@Tobuscus R4pe accusations in a biscuit
@@joshmaril1136Bro what the hell no 😂
@@joshmaril1136He's innocent
@@joshmaril1136ALLEGEDLY
OMGG YAY! You're back! I missed your content.
Im so glad youre uploading again. So many years without much content. Happy to have you back!
this made me smile dude, growing up shit gets grim, thanks for making content still dude. Have missed your content.
Love this Toby 😅 Keep making content 👏
Aww Joel got engaged!! Congrats!!
OMG!!! I have laughed 'til I hurt!!!! I love this!!!! Thank You Tobuscus!!!! Keep cranking them out, and I'll keep wathing them religiously!!!
He looks really good now (unless this is just special effects) 😂
lotta surgery
@@Tobuscus Made me chuckle, keep your head up high man, you still got a bunch of fans the genuinely support and love you buddy! Hope everything is well with you!
You are awesome Toby! You were my childhood hero
WTF XD I MISSED THIS SHI TOBUSCUS!!!! GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK
😂. Love the uploads Toby
So Joel still doesnt know how to play the tuba
I feel like I’m having a stroke every time I start watching these new videos
omg its a TOBUSCUS UPLOAD!!!!! i love tobuscus!!
Don't call it a comeback
The Return Of The King 👑👑👑
omg... I was beginning to worry this song would not be happening but it's FINALLY here! xD Thanks much, Toby!
We making out from the darkness with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥
Into the redness and whiteness?
@@ryderpark yesss
i sneezed during this video
2:05
That snicker was so cute.
hehe :))
This is awesome dude im so glad i was awake at 5am
I love these please please please make more. I love you toby cuss ❤
So glad you're uploading again
Park did wonderful playing the guitar
Great Video Toby 😂🎉
That intro.
Ahh it’s great to be back listening to tobuscus music. Thanks man.
This is hilarously awesome! Loved it! 😂
...now I'm gonna go take a shower...
Just randomly came here to check if Toby might be uploading videos again, and all i can say is what the f**k is going on? 😂
Life brotha
Two things I hope I live to see: 1. GTA 6 2. The epic return of Tobuscus
Wow, i had a notification for a Tobuscus vid! Nice!
I MISSED YOU. PLEASE NEVER STOP UPLOADING
I've seen around 5000 videos this year, but this "wading" line is in top 20 and made my day. You should sell t-shirts with it.
Best new video in a long time!
im loving all the fever dreams youve been producing
:)) tryin to justify getting this laptop lol
More. More! MOAR!!
The Tobuscussance has begun!
May Richard Marx live forever through this song.😂🤔❤
It's weird being 30 and still getting to listen to a new Tobuscus song lmao
Honestly, one of the most relevant parody songs I've heard in modern times.
Never would I ever relate to a eggplant emoji so hard in life till now, Toby you truly are still the king of random.
Damn I still love tobuscus, a voice like pure gold making songs that are still straight 🔥
THANK YOU TOBY!
The greatest RUclipsr is getting his grove back! I can’t wait to see more of you Toby I missed having you all over on my RUclips
thank you so much tobusucs for making this absoulte masterpiece this motivated me to live
what in the 2006 nissan micra did i just watch
😂 fuckk this made me laugh, i used to have a k11 super s. Little shitbox
TOBY IS BACK!
the legend himself W
Oh Shit, The Legend is Back!
holy shit he's back
"I'm losing views, lets oppress a group without being provoked!"
He fell off so hard. :(
I think this is awesome and uplifting personally :)
@@ChadicusRex69 he's transphobic
toby glad ur still uploading G! you went through some shit, sorry about that. Glad ur still going strong!
BATTLE SCARS
Welcome Back Toby.
Been a while since I watched a video that put an actual large smile on my face the whole way through. Gotta love Tobuscus
Hilarious stuff Toby bro.
THANKS MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND DRAKE TULMAR!
This was a fever dream
Holy shit, was just watching adventures again, and was curious if you still upload. god damn when I was a kid I was big into your content, happy see your still active, big respect man!
I just saw your dropping content again and I couldn’t be happier
Tobuscus redemption arc?
🤣
🍆🎺
This one had me lmao lad😆Your revulsion at the eggplant touching your lips and the eggplant playing the trumpet took me out 😂
Come in handy.. I see what you did there 😉
I came to a livestream a while back. hope you've been well toby. ^^
So beautiful, brought a tear to my eye
Thank you for this *DTrumpetick* song
Park= My brother from another Mother!!!!!
Joel= My brother from the same Mother!!!!!
Tobuscus= The Man!!!!!
The bros making art 🎉
I’m 20 years old now , it’s crazy to even think about, u were my childhood . I’m glad 2 see ur still uploading
Hearing tobuscus curse more often feels so weird. Lol.
i said trumpet! 🤐😁
Best thing to wake up too!
Once I heard that he released a new video it made my day 🙏🏻thank you tobuscus for making my childhood amazing and you’re by far one of my favorite RUclipsrs of all time please keep release new videos 🙏🏻
Omg you're back
another tobuscus banger
lmao love the new content while we may be small we are loyal
Didn't know how badly my life needed Michael Phelps in a ballpit until just now
ahahah!! :)) thank you for helpin out!!!
Toby this is awesome I really love this.
A king has returned
no u!
@@Tobuscus nah you the true king 👑
10/10 would buscus again
I love you toby, I was 6-7 when I started to watch yo stuff, im 18 now. Hope all is good with your life.
NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR A GRAMMY.
This song just singlehandedly cured gender dysphoria
This is skibidi amazing
What a late birthday gift Toby
Oh man, this guy still uploads wtf?! I remember watching this guy way back. This guy was basically my childhood lol. Glad to see he's still active and alive! Remember putting his LITERAL trailer songs on my mp3 and just replay the heck out of it.
NO WAY WHATS UP TOBY?!?!?! LONG TIME NO SEE
Got it stuck in my head ❤❤❤
Return of the king.
This is pure jooooy! This is what RUclips is made for!
Good stuff as always Toby! It was awesome hearing the different versions building up to this!
we love tobuscus
I've always felt the same way... this is true art :)
Its sometimes hard to think of a comment but this was pretty *Trumpet* Awesome man. Keep it up man and keep pumping out the tunes.
bahahaha thanks bro!
So... Does joel play the trumpet? I cant tell
i know! dude's an enigma!
@@Tobuscusabsolutely insane to think you replied to me. I've been a huge fan since forever. Definitely glad to see you making videos again. And I hope your week is as good as mine is after seeing you reply to my comment lmao
the king has returned
ty for amazon
@@Tobuscus thank “you” for making epic videos. Been watching for over 12 years