albert: *admiring the girl in the car with him* other guy: *BLOWS THE CAR UP* me: *realizes the other guy didn’t blow it up but they ran over a land mine*
albert: this is the love of my life- *albert dies with his crush* guy who killed albert: noob girl: ... albert:*at least i died with my crush* me: what the- *uses hecc pass*
Passenger: *sir I would like to go to Starbucks* Albert: *how about a better place that will give you peace....I'm gonna drive you straight to heaven* *rip passenger 2019-2019*
"this comment section is horrible" everyone: *_hHHmMmmMM_* me: **villager noises** since yall a pain,, i dont even watch pewdiepie,, i dont like him,, i didnt kno this was from pewdiepies channel i jus seen every1 else comment it so i did too
[When someone dies]
Felix: *He was like a Father to me, I loved him like a son.*
Albert: *That was the love of my life..*
Cosmic has knight dysphoria whos felix kjielburg
I totally don’t know
@@toobin_ Pewdiepie Is felix
Hamid Abdallah r/wooosh
@@hamidabdallah9548
R/woooosh
*Random Guy Hanging out with his homeboy*
Albert: im gonna end this mans whole career
Epixx X what?
SFK Enterteinment 100th
Lol
When Albert was running all I could think about was:
“If we Naruto run, then we can out run the bullets”
Omg 😂😂😂
Omg! Thanks for all the likes!
Yeet
And he did _just_ that
Flamingo: no online dating also Flamingo: we can be a cute couple
“Wow, it’s just me and you-
AAAAAA”
This is why you keep your eyes on the road kids!
E
Wow
Sk
Markey _Yeet what if I don’t want to?
nahh
*albert romantically flirting with a girl in car.*
Land mine: imma bout to ruin this mans whole career...
@@novisla bork.
@@novisla ._.
@@Morning_Glories thats a troll
you just said the meme wrong ;-;
that meme dead
“Hehe get in here man!”
My brain: *kidnapper...*
@jay-blox 2 Mendoza lol
same
moon lun could Have you been 30 minutes after 20 minutes after there’s a lot of things in an hour
Fake taxi you know if you know :)
How the noobs think they sound: *manly voice* Get him out of here.
How Albert makes them sound: *squeaky voice* GeT HIm OUt Of HeRE
LMAO one time I was in one of his videos but I was a noob- and I thought I sounded cool but he made me sound like an idiot ;^;
The I was a bad Uber driver vid :>
Hi ee I forget what it’s called but it’s kinda oldish ;v;
qwq soup ok
Maria Lange what is ur username
i saw the title and was like:
"yep that's Albert"
His fricking character was on the thumbnail stupid
I thought you were me...
Yeah lol
Mark Melo I used to do that all the time lol
Yeah
“You car”
“Let go drfive”
“Noob”
He’s speaking the language of gods
Yes
This comment is gold XD
I agree
Yes queennnnnn
The new Dr Pepper "Dr Five"
"Yo-you know that mem-e area fiftyon-"
aliens be like:
*_aight, imma head out_*
X0cuzPlays RBLX AYYYY LMAOOO
he said "you know that dead meme raid area 51"
X0cuzPlays RBLX literally all you did was put two memes together. This comment makes no sense
No bullying
dude how did i got in 12 hours 127, these all actually all the most that i got, and the fastest
3:45 Albert: doing things
Landmine: hold my redbull for me
Alberts leg: REEEEEEE
1:23 is the proof of the poop
"Hey, atleast I died with her.."
*few seconds later*
"HEY WAIT, SHES WITH ANOTHER GUY IN THE BACK OF HIS MOTORCYCLE!"
Feels bad lol
*life sucks*
What’s funnier is it wasn’t even the same girl.
@@oldchannel546 true dude
*yoink yoink open AAAAA AAAAAA WHY ARR U NOT DYING!!*
“We’re just gonna go straight through he-”
*EXPLODES*
“i d r i v e”
-Ruben Sim
-Flamingo
There’s a hundred routes in this city...
Läichlen ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉ
I’m a cool girl, nerd. Cmon you really got ruin the chain
Theres a hundred routes in this city....
@@sirseedly9335 You don't need to know the route
9:55
Also see 0:00
And you can't click it for satisfaction.
*in soft voice:* hai :3
I SAID HI!
*one minute later*
DIEEEEEEEEE
2:30
* me clicks it*
RUclips : hmmm this would be a good time to advertise
when you’re awkward and anti-social and someone tries to talk to you: 8:47
As in the bit where Albert drives away or the bit where Albert whips out a sniper and murders him??
true
The quiet kid after a full day: 8:47
"lemme just pull out this thing"
Ty for the ad
"Me car"
"Life sucks"
Albert is speaking the language of the Angel's!
He amazing!👌
we are blessed with this human
Human? You sure about that man?
@@theworld6883 Lol
@@theworld6883 He's a *Flamingo*
he’s big
*Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow will be Earthworm Sally's birthday.*
f r i e n d l y
lets start a chain
EARTHWORM SALLY
SirCloroxYoda yes
@@justanimation2645 you were supposed to say carries diseases from Florida to cali ._.
Carries diseases from florida to cali
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single soul:
Albert: *hehehe eAt*
When I read this that happend
Stop
chill tengo, what a beautiful name
hehehaha eët
hEHEEHeeE EAT
albert didn’t get stabbed in the eyes, yey
Vizzie Narp he passed the test :)
>:[
JK
l e l last video had me shooketh
But i did...
By my BROTHER GOSHHHHH GOD I’m seriously actually stab me in the eye with sissors
“These people, they’re trying to kill me, they got guns”
Ok boomer
otis the doggo ok zoomer
@@Hecobeco ok....whats a boomer and zoomer
Leonard James Deleon look it up
Night Games 69th like.
9:55 I love the way he says hi 😂 I just want to keep hearing it over and over again 😂
“It’s just me and you” *car explodes*
Me: how romantic
So romantic
E
Xd Sorrows EEEEEEE
Connie the bunny Yt EEEEEEEEEE
ZeroZer0 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Albert: Sees person running
2 seconds later shoots him
8:57 “I love that!”
Albert: this game teaches you heartbreak and pain
Me: *just like what all the kids on your admin command vids experience*
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok zoomer
Ok boomer
My little brother walking in on me when I'm eating his cake from his birth day: 2:19
And it’s 2:20
And it’s 23:27:47
And it’s 9:59
1:03
“HEY WAIT SHE’S WITH ANOTHER GUY ON THE BACK OF HIS MOTORCYCLE” XD
XD
Plot twist: It was not the same girl
Alex The Purple LOL
Alex The Purple
It wasn’t lol
Eww you uncultured swines that use "XD" (lol im jk no hate :p)
“You car”
*He’s speaking the god’s language*
you said the meme wrong >:(
Can i just get 100 subs without 3 videos I know dude I suck
Sounds like Utah
@@ya4bi Don't say that you suck, Say that you are amazing.
hey
you see bumvoro4
add him
it's me
No one:
Albert: *Oh I got a girl in the car too*
DragonzDragonz: watches 2 seconds of the video
Also DragonzDragonz: HEY! I SHOULD QUOTE THAT IN THE COMMENT SECTION
@@Spiderbat Lmao its like people comment the weirdest possible quotes that aren't even funny
x allxring x ikr
Abert: "It's just me and you-AAAAAAA"
Oder Police: 0:15
Albert: Someone pointed out to me that I look too happy when I cause people pain, and what I say to that is.......
Me: Yes.
oof off topic but-
*honey watchu waitin’ for~*
Old Albert
*swears at noisy people
2019 Albert
*Screams For DiarrheaAnd Scream EEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE
lol
Hey did Albert really cuss?
Paulette Golden yeah u can see it on his old channel albertsstuff
@Depression SUCKS but Lhara is cute no because is normal comment
Depression SUCKS but Lhara is cute
Idiot.
@ShinyToast eeeeeee
albert: *admiring the girl in the car with him*
other guy: *BLOWS THE CAR UP*
me: *realizes the other guy didn’t blow it up but they ran over a land mine*
"oh god a person"
antisocial issues am I right
Ok boomer
Bokay ooomer
@@oopfloop2641 boomer ok
RJIOFJEFKJDWEHBDIJWEIDSJBRFUHVBJIKNJIGBJTINGIJFREN 3BDVHFUJRBGBKONJRF
“That was the REAL love of my life.”
Wha- Kirsten has to know about this.
Albert: laughs when thinking about carrying bodies at funerals
Um... ok dude
Lilly synodic Ok Boomer
Ok boomer
*LAUGHS WHEN THINKING ABOUT CARRYING BODIES AT FUNERALS*
Lilly synodic ok boomer
Okay boomer
"Alright now M'lady, i'm just going to back you in here-
I legit was dieing! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Albert i know you don't care but you are one of the rare youtubers that can legit make me laugh. Thank you and keep up the good work!
Albert: that's the love of my life
Car: *explodes*
Moments later
Albert: life sucks
Me: get used to it buster
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gacha BFFs LOL
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 I’m literary dying😂😂😂
If someone rejects you, remember drive them into a land mine.
Correct
2:26 flamingos mic literally dies
Albert: OH GOD A PERSON!
Me, An Antisocial Person: I can relate.
@@yomomma-0808 same
Life is pain
I saw a a person and I yelled: A HUMAN :O
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not a peace of dust:
Everybody: “ThE COmmEnt SecTiOn Is HoRRiBle”
ii mxdelinegrxce ii that isn’t aesthetic though
I see Jose wasn't the demon that you see for less than a second in "THE TEST"
And he made it alive
I’m in FL rn and I actually had an Uber driver named Jose very fitting 2 ways
@@earthwormlily7425 :o
Albert: someone said that I love when someone is in pain
Me: I feel like I would say that
albert: this is the love of my life-
*albert dies with his crush*
guy who killed albert: noob
girl: ...
albert:*at least i died with my crush*
me: what the- *uses hecc pass*
Nobody:
You: Will never know how I got this much hate
Edit 2: Ok well I changed the comment
And? Edit: his first comment was about Albert saying that he is stupid and ugly i dunno the comment well but something like that
What do you even mean????????????
Your probs him
@@jvnotfound5358 don't say and! He shouldn't be calling himself mean names! Are you a true fan? Cause a true fan will care about his feelings
@@foxzero_____3255 she or he means that albert is talking trash about him self and he/she feels bad.
most romantic love story ever. it got a bad ending, that is how to make the most beautiful, most romantic, action and suspense-filled movie.
Albert: she’s the love of my life also Albert: STOP ONLINE DATING EEEEEE
Albert:”see that there, that’s a. Land mine”
Me who’s been in the army for 10 years: ahh yes, I did not know that
indieslims :\ or he’s just an older watcher
indieslims :\ still it was probably just a joke
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Bumvoro4: noob *casually walks on piles of dead bodies*
woah is that stephosims who does a video on sundays wow
@@calisorbit burp
Jajajas profile picture looks like one of my teachers
He’s my friend lel
@@tavriiq9713 he's epic
EVERYONE
He’s alive from that test.... and Jose.
100 000 subscribers without a video Challenge shut up
"Well it's just me and you n-"
*car explodes out of nowhere*
"guys i get so mad at you because i care about you"
*mom?*
When your early so there’s no memes sad boy hours intensifies
???
2:20
- *Walks in on people arguing* -
“NaNi?!”
~ *Screams in terror* ~
He witnessed murder
True
Passenger: *sir I would like to go to Starbucks*
Albert: *how about a better place that will give you peace....I'm gonna drive you straight to heaven*
*rip passenger 2019-2019*
There’s actually people who just watch his videos to dislike them. Lol
Ikr :/ dislikers got their notifications on
they only dislike because they say in real life,
"Dis I like!"
Well people may not like a video at all even if they are a fan of albert, they see the video, dont like the theme and dislike it
Ladislao music all of his videos are like this tho
@pug gaming yeet im actually not, ven if i was it is still my opinion lol
Albert: life sucks.
Me:yup
My brother: *You in general are*.
You are life or suck?
66 DXMON ???
•Kookie• Cat• he/she is asking if u are life or if u suck
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Weird'o ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ I know?...
Albert: shoots a guy
Also Albert: “I love that!”
"Now.. it's just me and you-"
*Violently explodes*
Me: * Only seeing on notifications “ I was a bad Uber driver” because I read to fast*
Me: Well... This is bound to happen ...
It’s just me and you, the love of my li-
*car explodes*
😂
albert: *aAaAAAAAAAaaAAaAAaaaA*
Actually, after the guy jumped out the car exploded.
U forgot noob
2:02
“HOW DO I GET *A* GUN?”
**buys 3 guns**
Albert you should try the roblox game: Alone in a dark house...it's a bit difficult and scary :D
d̶o̶e̶s̶ m̶a̶k̶e̶ h̶i̶m̶ g̶o̶ aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!?
@CarIijn He already made a video on it
random: you look really happy causing pain to others in game
albert: ??? idk what you're talking abt 😇😇
"Life Albert"
-sucks (2019)
Shrek: **hears alberts footsteps**
Also Shrek:
*i’m about to end this mans whole career*
“Wow, it’s just me and yo- AAAAAAAAA”
“Oh I thought someone was splattering blood down here”
*smacks bloody hands on the wall*
0:20 Imagine This cute creature calling you a noob
when albert said ''ew what is that noise??'' that just so happened to be the time when I burped
me: sees McAfee
my mcafee software: wait a dam minute
chubbycheeks710 p
Great
8:15
Albert:*kills tanjiro*
Me: ;`-´;
Kibutsuji Muzan: mmmm yes!
Aslı Hira TEKDEMİR oop I didn’t knotice someone had tanjiros outfit xD
albert hit his “leg”
we all know what he hit.😂
His leg.
Hit what? His toe or?
Just saying one thing:
Purple Pickle.
Felipe
L
Nice to see that Albert is still alive 😁
😰
Last video: I fEeL i'M nOt CoMe BaCk At ThE nExT vIdEo.
Now: * He Fels like Nothing happened *
lol
BiG l0L
Lmao
i have too AAAA
Feels*
Albert: *finds love*
Bumvoro4: imma ruin this man's whole career
Also bumvoro4: *blows up car and t-bags*
“Let go drive”
Flamigo: _yes_
(Sorry if this comment is bad ;-;
"Oh wait she is with another guy"
*Thats how i found out i got cheated on* 😃😄😖
What ever you say buddy
And it was today to👍
;-;......
Yah
@@Gamefileplays I feel like your only commenting this for attention ->-
Use admin commands to capture people and put them in die mart
When he said "wow its just me an-OH!!!
I WAS DYING WITH LAUGHTER WHEN THE CAR EXPLODED!!!
flamingo has the most entertaining sh ever.
Everyone: thinks of funny joke.
Everyone: get's so much likes.
Me: Omg I'VE SUCH a FuNNY jOke -no likes- Oh.
so at 7:19 when the bomb exploded, I got an ad XD
Same.
Please play runker 51 again Albert I love the game and it's fun to have you play it
please tell me y'all heard the little "yoynk" at 7:10
Yes we all heard it
I CLICKED SO FAST FOR THIS SO THIS MEANS THAT YOUR ALIVE YESSS
I got scared last vid
you’re*
TMNGC Anthony if you’re not joking you’re probably 5 😂
@@zane2028 if you think it's ok to make fun of people because they worry easy you're probably 2
“This comment section is horrible.”
Everyone : HmmmmmMmmmmmmMm
Copier!
Wrong channel, dead trend.
Flamingo: gets all the guns
Also him: going dark
Let’s just Appreciate the fact he’s still alive
"this comment section is horrible"
Everyone: *"this comment section is horrible, everyone: hMMMmMMMMMM"*
stop what? being a joe?
joe said u stop
You are suffering from the "I think Im funny disease" please visit the local pyscologist for further information.
You're suffering from the "Cant keep my rude opinion to myself" disease, you might wanna get rhat checked out.
alberts pronouns aren’t “car” and “car”
don’t miss gender car ):
Wha?
And you pronounce pronounces "pronouns".
*r/wooosh*
AttackFPS h u h ?
@@beebo3823 🤦♂️
Albert In this Game: We are Cute couples!
Albert in Life in Paradise: *NO ONLINE DATING*
"this comment section is horrible"
everyone: *_hHHmMmmMM_*
me: **villager noises**
since yall a pain,, i dont even watch pewdiepie,, i dont like him,, i didnt kno this was from pewdiepies channel i jus seen every1 else comment it so i did too
wrong channel buster
Kjonpivhv oki ch v puppy. 6yvuy8ouyvyo yibhoio hioi biounnu8
Don’t bring that shit over here. And don’t do it in Pewdiepie’s comments either, it’s annoying af
Wrong channel, dead trend.
@@Ben-tg6ov i dont even kno what it is,, i jus seen literally every1 else comment it so i jus copied
flamenco
"This comment section is horrible"
Everyone: **rips off pewdiepie's comment section**
Beruhc i will put fireworks on ur dogs tail and light the fireworks
@@johnrosim that escalated quickly
Allan Baclayon i will dip ur nachos in blue paint
@@johnrosim NOOOOOO
flamingo dies random guy:noob all of us:where's my nuke
Nobody:
Actually Everybody In The Comments:
Now me 😜:
ok boomer
@@unsie no u
xMidnightx Gacha ok boomer (2)
Yoshifenix ok boomer (3)
ok gacha