Dr. Bright is Not Allowed to Declare War on Any Country!
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.
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"Godammit Dr Bright we told you not to invade france like 5 times already"
Dr Bright: Oh come on but it's so easy and fun 😂
As a Brit I too have been told not to invade France 5 times.
@@gsyt2356 Who by? You should report them for treason
@@teddyvalentine8688 I did
Is that why there 5 French Republic
"We need a new plan."
[Jack Bright raises hand]
"That is not war."
[Jack Bright lowers hand]
JUST LET ME INVADE FRANCE ALREADY
No
Let him it was easy, I know from experience.
@@thememer4071 I’ll throw your medallion into SCP 1548
@@thememer4071 no, and if you suggest it again, you’re going in time out. In the supply closet with just a rubiks cube.
“Ok but what if I call it….”
Foundation: “No Jack you’re not allowed to launch special military operations, police actions, military interventions etc etc”
What about "British surprise parties"?
@blackwatertv no
What about a tea party in Boston with dr. Mann while dressed as native Americans?
Peace keeping
Lol
He's like a goddamn genie. If you don't get basically a lawyer to cover every possible loophole in the rules he's gonna keep finding them. Trust me, he's got time.
I do, I really do. And these guys are no fun.
@@AvatarOfTheEnd Is it a war if you assassinat or anger someone to cases a war count?
@@stain1095 dont give him more ideas
@@dogger42 Why are you taking all the fun out of it.
"Sir?"
"Yeah?"
"Bright just told us to mobili-"
"Don't, he has no authority."
"against Clef, he stole everyone's lunch from the fridge."
"He has a point."
_flashback end_
"and that is why i blew up the site with the onsite alpha warheads!"
O5s: WHAT THE FU-
05-council: that's still a war that you weren't allowed to declare!
LOL!!!!
I blew up that site,the lunches were worth it
*Hits Bright with a Bat in a head*
@@Dr.C.Shadow lol
I want to see one of their rules for dr. Bright backfire on them one day lol
The day they needed the chainsaw cannon most
That implies that he actually follows them and doesn't break every one of these rules whenever it is convenient for him.
“ dude, kill him with the chainsaw he’s going to free scp 682”
“ oh I’d love to, but you said I can’t use chainsaw cannons”
“ are you serious? Humanity is at risk”
“ gee it would be so easy, if only the chainsaw rule was revoked, but alas”
“ oh god damn it, fine! The chainsaw rule is revoked!”
Thank you guys for the chainsaw story lmao!
@@Rangerdp117 yeah but Dr Bright would totally be petty if they needed him to break a rule like in the chainsaw story they told
Dr. Bright: "I want declaring war on stress. I was declaring FREEDOM from stress."
At this point, dr. Bright has got to be the “Florida man” of the foundation
Dr. Bright is every "Florida Man" ever
Plot twist: Dr bright actually secretly took control of everyone in Florida and made Florida men
@@ichibugin on he is there god
@@ichibugin Why are you a SAM ability?
he is the kig of Florida
I just realized now that the SCP foundation theoretically can achieve world peace, solve world hunger, cure cancer and many more things but they don't to stay secret from the public
You just relieved that they did in a other universe
Bro that's the premise of like, half of all SCP files.
I'd take world hunger over an xk class scenario
@@mhkk1491 i think scp 682 became friendly in that universe once more of its kind was found
Indeed
Its To protect normacy
Also if they sent the tech they had the world would be dead
Remember that level of tech can end the planet several times over
At this point, a list of what he is allowed to do sounds more useful
I think they're trying to limit his activities to ONLY those things specifically listed in his job description if there is one!
The only reason the foundation keeps me at this point is cause I will never die
@@thememer4071 no we keep you for comic relief
dang a list of what dr bright is allowed to do would be smaller than a grocery receipt
@@scp_67 so that’s why you keep me
"Give war a chance!"
-Sundowner
Kinda ruin the joke by explaining it. Just sayin.
Red sun, Red sun over paradise
@@ashurad_fox5991 Golden Flames of the glorious sunshine
@@ashurad_fox5991 That song fits when day breaks a bit too well when I think about it...
@@guestb8389
Filling up such a blood-red light. Now the animals slowly retreat in the shadows, out of sight
"Aw come on, I was just trying to relieve stress!"
"Bright you used multiple Thaumaturgical symbols meant to grow grass to lower stress and somehow ended up killing seven people."
When your dead you feel no stress
I feel like doctor Bright would be the person who would declare war on a bowl of spaghetti
That man would declare war on a child's tea party!
I have done that,and I have declared war on a child’s tea party that’s why I was ban from it
I declare war on nothing!
Something: and I took that personally
Dr Bright: "For too long Stress has oppressed us! Now we shall take the fight to the enemy!"
Alto Clef: "....WTF? He can't be serious."
Dr Palmer: "Even he isn't that nuts."
Dr Bright: **Rolls in huge battle plan on a plasma screen** "Behold the enemy! Now if we storm the beaches here, here and here we can..."
Dr Palmer: "He's actually serious..."
Dr Clef: **Looks at his shotgun and then Doctor Bright a few times. Intently. Sadly for him this a day when Dr Bright has replaced the standard issue and modified rounds both with confetti**
"DAMN YOU, BRIGHT!"
Ok and I will throw the sun at stress in the name of FREEDOM
Me:Here Clef the real Shotgun shells!
*Gives Dr Clef Shotgun shells*
@@renantemerin9248
Dr. Clef: thank you, son. *smirks at Bright while loading his shotgun*
@@Dr.C.Shadow Oh this will be fun
*Loads a Laser Shotgun with a smirk*
05 Council: DR Bright we are NOT declaring War on Moscow. It would be waste of precious resources and Dr. Clef not-
*Dr clef arrives*
*he loads his shotgun in an aggressive way*
Dang it !
*eats lunch quietly * >_>;;
damn, let the man have his fun. He's practically immortal, he's bored, and god forbid anything else brings him joy. He's gotta watch all his loved ones die after all.
LET THE MAN HAVE FUN
God forbid he has children
He can have "fun" jsut no violent, genocidal, ethical questionable fun. I know it severly limits somebody. But hey at least he can get a kinder surprise. They are fun
8 out of 10 times he tries to have fun, one of the bad keter to have breack containment breacks contaiment
and one of the remaining ones, he breack the rules of thermodinamic, which is just anoying to clean up...
EXACTLY
Dr. Bright: But we're at war with the anomalous.
05-Council: Exactly why you're not allowed to declare war! It's expensive enough as it is!
“DR BRIGHT STOP FUCKING NUKING THE UNITED KINGDOM THAT’S THE SEVENTH TIME THIS WEEK”
You have no idea the PR we have to do in the level of cover up we have to do
“I’m going to invade Russia in the winter :troll:”-dr bright
"The UIU is STILL blaming us for the Iraq War, Bright! AND THEY'RE IN THE RIGHT!"
God damn. And knowing the UIU they'll never let the Foundation live that L down
Dr. Bright:*Stubs toe* TO WAR!
Bright: I DECLARE WAR ON ALAGADA!
035: Bring it FCKING ON!
1471 alternative: Was ist das?
So…did Dr. Bright take the form of Putin recently?🤨
No he is still in is office
They did have Dr. Bright impersonate Dubya bevause Al Gore has an alien stuck to the top of his head...
@@scpadmin6436 sure that's the real necklace and not a cheap copy?
Perhaps
However, the SCP Foundation is allowed to declare war on Dr. Bright! XD
i just saw a comment on another video sayind god damnit bright you started a war on the internet
I look forward to the day where we get a bunch of these shorts except Bright gets banned from doing the most innocuous things because he somehow found a way to almost end the world by doing them
Dr Bright been playing a bit too much HOI4
When you see dr bright booking a ticket to Germany
omg sniper tf2 hi sir who's your favourite scp
All dr bright wanted is just to use nukes
Ukraine: exists
Bright: l a n d
damnit dr.bright you broke two rules
now
Jack is like a 3 year old child that needs EVERYTHING explained.
Dr bright: I SHALL DECLARE WAR ON KNOWLEDG-
O5 council: *OH NO YOU DONT-*
Jack Bright: *breathes*
O5 Council: I saw that!
"I Declare War On Dr. Bright"
-Dr. Bright
Well…there IS that site filled with a lot of people who have his mind due to that cat statue incident. Guess he could declare war on them
Dr. Bright for some reason: here i go invading again France you're first
I honestly feel sorry for Jack. If the SCP Foundation existed, and I was rich, I would not mind donating for the creations of an SCP of Thaumiel class which is basically "The perfect land dream of Bright".
Kinda surprised that the O5 haven't done anything yet
“I was trying to relieve stress”
“Dr. bright, you just pointed a Warhead at Siberia…”
I'm declaring war against my di- [REDACTED]
"I don't remember ever trying to start a war.... although I don't remember anything from last night either. Last thing I remember was drinking with Cleff"
-Doctor commander Bright, probably
"You're not allowed to hang out with Dr. Clef without a chaperone, Jack!"
@@PanthereaLeonis
"We had supervision."
-Doctor commander Bright probably
My man sounds like Reynholm from the IT crowd when he declared war on stress
When stress itself could be an anomalous cognitohazard that Dr. Bright declaring war upon it could effect serious consequences upon normalcy and human existence.
So one of the world wars could have possibly be Bright's fault? Cool
George W. Bush is actually Dr. Bright in the SCP world, so theres that
After that Bright declared he would lead a crusade against boredom itself by giving everyone at Site-XX edible brownies to help them relax.
" BRIGHT, WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING UP NORTH KOREA, AND ESPECIALLY WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING UP HOW TO MAKE A NUKE?! "
Fill in the rest in replies if you guys wanna.
"What the [REDACTED] hell are you doing, Jack?!"
@@Dr.C.Shadow " I'm trying to take over North Korea, Clef! "
@@someguycalledaella
"I [REDACTED] dare you. *a shotgun is getting loaded*
''Oh, a challange?'' Pulls out chainsaw cannon
@@todorchonov5356
*Clef smirks* "you'll be [REDACTED] dead before you're able to fire it. And may I remind you that I am also immortal? Typical you, Jack.." *lifts the shotgun at Brights head* " and I am assuring you that you'll stay dead for a pretty long time."
Dr. Brite here I declare war on plaque for the administrator
I can imagine Dr. Bright creating an end of the world scenario by hypnotizing someone to think that weakening his amulet is a bad idea and having them use the nerf gun on it.
I declare war on Dr.Bright
*25th of February, 2022.*
JACK BRIGHT!!!
"What?"
Sorry, force of habit.
As someone who takes medications to deal with extreme stress, I am on dr brights side: LETS DECLARE WAR ON STRESS
This Video: * Exitsts *
Poland: * Rapid Sweating *
*Dr. Bright: I’m so QuIrY*
*Also Dr. Bright: I want death*
Dr. Bright's war on on stress doesn't seem to far removed from Russel Crowe fighting cancer.
Dr. Bright: Finally we meet again.. NURSE DIM
The chapter needs someone like Dr bright
Dr.bright reading all these rules "I've never done a single one of these things "
05: we have video evidence of your crap
we even let you run for president
just to stop gore
and dear god you almost bankrupted man
*dr.bright declares war on Belgium for the 46th time*
Foundation: oh boy here we go again
Dr. Bright: does something
The Foundation: Oh shit, here we go again
Dr Bright it's now my favorite character in SCP universe
Special exercises is the newest thing dr bright
So that nuke I was planning to give him for Christmas. Bad idea?
Security be like
"...Bright?"
"... Ah yeah what he done this time"
"...WHAT?"
"Oh sh*t he did it again."
Documents that have found in database of the SCP foundation in universe ███: Dr. Bright is not allowed to cause any of K-class scenarios.
"We had enough of that"
O5-14, O5-03, O5-█ and Dr. Clef
"This shouldnt need to be a rule dr.bright"
Bright could say "I want to destabilize and destroy stress" that's not declaring war its destabilizing and destroying
Declaring war on stress. I LOVE IT!!!
Imagine "Bright" with an omnitrix.
@@tauceti8060 Ignoring the fact the Omnitrix would be an SCP all it's own. The world would not survive.
I'm pretty sure at this point the words "God damn it Jack!!" Have left the mouths of every member of the 05 council every member of senior site staff and I'm fairly certain more than a few MTF members have said those exact same words and a fair few have probably outright shot the man for his bullshit. Let's be honest even if you shoot him that's more like him going over a speed bump then actually dying.
I am surprised that the O5 council still let's Dr. Bright welcome to the foundation.
i’ll make him declare war on me once i call him an ed sheeran multiple times
(face palms) if this keeps up we're gonna have to put the crazy doctor in a straight jacket.
"no jack,we can't Invade Australia"
We need a plan to destroy 682
Dr. Bright: what abo-
No we can't declare war on it
Dr. Bright: but
NO
He should declare war on reality TV shows, 049 should cure them immediately.🧑⚕️
LET'S WAGE WAR ON CENSORSHIP THEN!!
I'm not opposed to the war on stress...
I love binging these
At this point Dr bright needs a list of things he is allowed to do😂
Jack: Good morning everyone! 343 has allowed me to live another day, and I’m about to make that a problem for E V E R Y O N E.
Poland is getting a little worried again
Bright just seems to keep getting himself into these situations you would think he would learn by now not to do this kinda stuff XD but hey it’s makes for good entertainment so I don’t mind haha
I love that we all are not allowed to declare war. But the difference is for Dr. Bright it needed to be expressly spelled out
Has Dr. Bright encountered the randomly teleporting dude who also works for SC
I would love to be bonded to the amulet. There must of been people before him to own it or us bright not even himself
Dam bro was upset
God dang it doctor bright how many times do we have to tell you you can't excute operation Barbarossa
GOD DAMN IT BRIGHT! THAT'S THE THIRD WAR THIS WEEK
The only reason bride can't be president is because he already served two terms
It’s weird how they have to explicitly state stuff like this, guys not even allowed at any type of convention or or even in the same room as Dr.clef (unless there is a “responsible adult” but we all know that’s never going to happen). Hell I’d be surprised if the guy was allowed to use a deli slicer unsupervised
Like hell that would stop him !
Ah yes because its odd not being allowed to declare war
0:03 WHO GAVE DR JACK FREAKING BRIGHT OF ALL PEOPLE A NUKE! I SWEAR IF THE SCP FOUNDATION DOSEN'T TURN THAT SICO IN I WILL
Up next: Dr. Bright is not allowed to do anything
In that case, he can declare war on that not country on the ocean war platform
Bro cant even make jokes no more... not even worth being immortal...
Is dr bright quandale dingle?
that’s Because:HE CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER!!!
Dang leave dr bright alone he just wants to have fun
I feel like life would be extremely interesting if dr bright was my coworker. Interesting and dangerous.
If he use the cat thing that gave him the ability to possess 100s of people at once and use it repeatedly
,,hey guys Quangle dingle here”