IF AN AMERICAN KID WENT TO A BRITISH SCHOOL
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- Опубликовано: 14 фев 2021
- if an American pupil came to a British UK school, this would probably be the outcome...
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American: I got stabbed
School nurse: “ice pack”
Hahahahahhahaha u so right
No a wet paper towel
@@loks5207 It’s actually both but more of ice pack
Do you even live in the UK if not don’t assume wet damp fucking paper towels
@@animepotato1028 I’m in the uk and wet paper towel (specifically blue) is defos more accurate where I am! Ice is too much effort for our nurses hahaha
@@animepotato1028 shut up it aint even that deep
I had an American kid at my school, I’m from the UK and he had to move schools after he was trying to be a bully and it didn’t work, everyone just took the piss out of him so much, which forced the headteacher to tell him to leave the school😂
Ok that is funny
@@afcsaeed ikr many people underestimate British people they think there nothing like Americans even though we don’t give a shit about bullying or being friends we just carry on with our lives and live it out on how it’s suppose to be
Na💀😂😂that is too funny
Similar to my school, we have an American Kid that everyone hates and no one likes them and always makes fun of British culture and he takes the piss
Sonething like this could have made for an excellent comedy episode of Waterloo Road.
As a British person who's in an American school. It's legit the opposite and people respect you. Maybe it's just my school but damn the respect here is amazing
It's because of the accent. If a British person went to my school back then, we would've adored their accent, asked about culture, all that.
Once, I was waiting at my old university for one of my classes to start and I was outside another classroom, and there was a Scottish or Irish professor and I was so mesmerized, I paused and listened to him for about 5 minutes.
@@lalaland2107 Yup, I got so much crap from my British class when they found out I was moving to the USA.
@@apartus6852 yk I'd love To go to an American school but idk why
@@cornetthegoat814 it's much better. I've only been in school for a few weeks and so many people came up and said they wish they had my accent
@@apartus6852 what part of England are you from I'm up north so I'm not sure if they'll like my accent
There was actually an American kid who went to my school called Michael and he was the most annoying kid around! He would constantly 'correct' people when they said something like "these crisps are tasty'and he would say 'those are chips idiot! And he would try brag about hpw tuff he was and how everyone in America had guns. Then one day he made the stupid decision of walking up to a kid called Alfred (a really tough kid) and started making fun of his posh accent then alfred kneed him in the stomach and repeatedly smashed his head into the wall until it bled! Alfred was expelled and Mitchell left but Alfred is still rememberd as a kind of hero.
Fell bad for Alfred tho
Stop the 🧢
Was his dad Bruce Waynes butler...;)
You've gotta be capping
Free my g Alfred. He didn't do anything
"Sir get the school nurse"
Heres a paper towel
“Get some water luv”
Nah it’s a ice pack
nah bro here’s the ice
Same here
Water and ice packs*
They would genuinely be bullied I’m not even joking
Not true though is it.
@@Sumsulsulsususj it is the bro unless ur a gang member or something uk people are tougher than Americans no 🧢
@@Sumsulsulsususj I’m not sure if your not British but if you aren’t it’s true
@@Sumsulsulsususj bro you’d get fucking battered my guy.
@@AGreenApple_ stop the cap
As a person in a British secondary school I can say that any American would die within the first 60 seconds
AND YOU DID THE NONCE TEACHER YESS
THIS IS PERFECT
Yo barbie
Hey blondie
What Americans are not like this
secondary school??
@@ayelads high school grade 6- 10 I thinj
in england we dont have bullies, we just have people who can be an arse one day and alr the other
This guy had a bad day he got stabbed nonced on rejected roasted and worst of all he never even got that sandwich
My man's down bad
That sandwich could have saved him and made him immortal
@@Midgetswainy innit
i feel him man
m.ruclips.net/video/VZ0c3jDVbMs/видео.html
Yesss the skits r backkkk 🤩
Yes
Init
trust me
Init I wish I could meet him in real lifw
@@Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk692 same
I’m American and I love a good joke. These were all very light-hearted. Would love it if you ripped into us even harder. Hahahaaa. Also, your accent and American vernacular, although stereotypical, quite accurate. lol
Same I like it to. But I’ll let the stereotypes slide cuz America as a whole stereotype British ppl and the rest of the world
Dont tell me americans actually sound like that
@@gods_milk4758 literally watch any movie, there should be an American there, you should know what Americans sound like lmao
I respect u, mist Americans get offended by this and chat wess
Agreed
I'm British myself and this is relateable whether it's meant to be or not 🤣🤣🤣
im british
True
@@Uparrowmateyou mean bri’ish
@@wavytidals911
@@J7HAPPY good
If an American kid went to a British school they’d get bollocked
goes both ways
@@otdubs1090 man shut up go eat nuggets and chips 🍟
@@a_name1 tm
@@lukewiltshire1361 making us sound wet
@@lukewiltshire1361 facts
Boy: “Get the school nurse!”
Nurse: “ICE”
Pack
Stolen
ruclips.net/video/g4L2lvTQvFU/видео.html
Blue paper towel
My school only has the school nurse on Wednesday and that’s the only day your allowed to be hurt
I was born and raised in the uk until 2015 and I’ve been in the US for a few years now.
If I lived in the US until like year 9 or something and moved back to the UK right now… i must admit, I would probably not survive 😂
I mean, I know how it’s like in UK secondary school since I still talk to my UK friends but like, I would probably still not survive since my high school is literally nice and accepting of everyone. all the bullies are literally so quiet and don’t even do a lot💀 they just insult you once and it isn’t even hurting
If an American wants to see what British schools arel ike, watch a series called The Inbetweeners.
CBBC classics man
Idk I think that's a bit dodgy mate
@@aleksanderjaruga5022 how?
That line from the show
@@jediknight948 cbbc?
Funny thing that we had dis American kid actually come to our school he only lasted a year kmt he literally got violated for his accent and wore converse's a bit of a sticky situation...
Same🤣🤣
Oh my lol
Ratid some neeky american kid a wear converse come a school a eediat that 😂😂
We had an American English teacher he quit after a month
A month might be exaggerated maybe 3 months
“Give me your lunch money”
“Ye fucking wot what jwant that for the food heres mingin”
That is beyond accurate
The food at the school I went to (Ponteland High) was really good.
That’s accurate, that’s why I bring a pack lunch instead,
I just generally buy a sandwich in a package or not eat that day lol
@Blue Birdie Yes, but it's Ponteland not Pontealand.
Johnny’s videos are so good cause I can actually relate to them.
hahhahahahhahah OMDS, this is literallythe first video ive watched of your skits. Normally used to pree instagram. You are absolutley hilarious man wtf. I rate you differently, the fact you have that hood mentality but arent afraid of doing all this!! love it hahahah
try these ideas
types of people at camping
if roadmen were prime minister
types of nitty's
types of siblings I'm pretty sure you've done this but I can't remember
if you tubers got caught lacking
more story time
some of them rant great but just thought it might help like so Jonny can see
@@Adzie chrs
Types of nitty’s would be funny af 😂
@@shawvanh333 innit
these are fire bro lol
Yeah defo types of nittys😂
The dislikes are American bullies
Lol lkr 😭✋
XD so trueeeeeee
American Bullies are wack
Exactly bruv
Yeah
If an American bully moved into a British secondary they would be called so many things they wouldn’t understand
4:36 my favorite character on this channel lmao
“I’ve never seen a boy with 3 holes in his body before” 🤣
Do it reversed with ‘What if a British kid went to an American school’
Like if you agree
Yes we need that
Yes that would be classs
Yh
They wouldn't even get in before getting shot
Definitely
Americans wouldn't last a day in a UK school without getting absolutely violated 😂 but at the same time we wouldn't last a day in an American school without getting shot in a maths lesson 🤷🏾♂️
@CARR61 uqA:! Omg dude what A roast ur so cool
@CARR61 uqA:! absolutely trembling still
@CARR61 uqA:! good luck with the year 7s
@CARR61 uqA:! for some reason I think a knife beat a big fat dude but that’s just my opinion
@@schnitts7683 I think a gun would beat a year 7 but just my opinion
fam your videos are so good innit🤣🤣🤣
love the videos bro keep up the good work
British Kid: *Pulls out a spoon*
American Kid: Is that a Knife? 🤣🤣🤣
Your everywhere man but your a legend
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ayoo i see u everywhere😭😭
Init bruv 😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂
Yo I see this guy everywhere
"The UK is very nitty gritty, like we insult each other as friends..."
Meanwhile the USA is just nitty lmao
We don't insult mates. We just fun . Not in a mean way .
Nah bro u heard of banter
@@nikkigothard3110 I'm literally British lad... I was making a joke that the US are tapped 🙄
Ur 69th like 😏
I'm american and my friends and i talk to each other the exact way they show in the vid😂
Nah man why this so accurate. Asspecially the banter
People say change is good but its not! But I agree your content is always quality bro!!
Being a person in British schools, I can say this is damn accurate
I'm british
@M o o r a t 1 2 I was just saying.
What getting shanked up and that innit bruv while hustling vapes to get a few quid
@@peachcrumbs641 The fuck? XD [True tho]
Don’t mess with the year 7
Don’t
I beg of you
As an Aussie I could definitely say that Australian schools and English schools are definitely relatable and if an American kid came to our school they would get violated
literally💀 they think they won't
same opposite though, if a british kid went to a school in like New York then they would get bullied hard asf too lmao
@@BigBrainCasper my cousin went to a high school in Michigan Detroit lmao, and apparently they love her accent
@@BigBrainCasper I lived in the US for a year and I became the bully lmfao
@@apersonyouwillneverknow1430 yea i lived in NY before and im european so i also have a accent, they always like u aslong as u dont do anything wrong and dont act tuff. But idk how it is in detroid though.
The intro music 💀
I'm a Londoner , and this was absolutely hilarious to watch 🤣🤣
Same
Same
I was born in Chester and I live in north wales so we still speak English but I don’t have a proper British accent, if we go on holiday somewhere they think we are scows tho.
Man, if Americans went to our schools in Britain, they'd hear words that they never knew could be so offensive in any capacity
Being called an 'unseasoned cabbage' in proper British slang could never hurt if u said it in America
lol facts , calling someone a fucking donut is an insult lol
@@joebainbridge2636 yo do people say helmet offensively too?
Y'all call eachother "unseasonably cabbage"?
@@rhys45 lol
@@squarewalnut240 people don’t call each others unseasoned cabbage he’s just saying u could say pretty much anything in the right context and it can still make u feel like shit, just gotta have the iq to slate someone on dat level
i love when Americans flex that their country is more dangerous lol
ik yall british hits scary with ur fuckin swords n shit
@@tmyeeterydeetery1579 are you trying yo start an argument
Only thing is their schools
@@tmyeeterydeetery1579 some ppl act like knives cant kill you haha
@@tmyeeterydeetery1579 you tryna talk loud init?
This is one of my favourite videos ever
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IT MADE ME FALL OFF MY CHAIR LOL
Johnny is literally the only guy keeping me going and entertained during lockdown
Are you brain dead or have you not heard of ksi
Fax
@@MohamedAli-nm9kd I think he meant in terms of skits
Didn’t u comment the same thing on chunks video and ksi video
Yh init
"how deep is the cut"
"about 2 inches"
"perfect"
THE NDL SEND OUR REGARDS
😂😂😂😂
Yeah we heard that too
I laughed so hard when that happend Lmao
Hi my name is Corben tilt we have the same last name !!!
Yes
These skits get better and better
hey man first video i watch of u it whas nice i SUBSCRIBED first secon
If an American kid went into a year 7 class man they would suffocate from the BO off all the wannabe roadman year 7s 😂
that is if they manage to not get shanked withing the first hr
You have a roblox profile picture you're defo the wannabe roadman year 7 here.
@@jc_9787 nah mate had this account for years 🤣
What's BO? Everyone says it by I don't know what it is
@@k33le58 You're defo a set 8 if you don't know what BO means
British school
American kid: be quite punk
British kid: swear to god my man's gunna get chefed up
how can my yute say bladclad
@@bobbyharris5507 man said my yute
British slang can beat any shit the Americans throw at us
@@coutinihoho7927 fr
Bruh UK kids weak what u on about mate
Best utuber going u man Betta sub uno
“That’s your best buddy for life”😂🤣
New skit idea “types of bike riders”
Eg, roadman on a bike,
Wheelie kid,
Kid who thinks he is actually good,
Kid who is actually good,
Kid who cant ride a bike
@William Beashel he could be a bike shop mechanic
@A Playz ok then... bro r u skunked this kid is getting loud when on his 3 most recent posts he has got NO VIEWS. That must feel bad having to sr peoples content🤭
this is the worst possible video idea i’ve ever read
@A Playz why you getting mouthy you nerd it was a decent vid idea
@A Playz 151 likes compared to 3 i wonder what idea people prefer pipe down
Him: *gets stabbed*
Teacher: put a wet paper towel on it!
LOL
Copied
No ice pack wet paper towel is America
This guy puts loads of work into his skits bro. Mandem finna had a Grade 9 in Drama
Love how the bully in the first clip said
"Are you friggin deth?!"
“I didn’t know u could get hurt from a knife” 😂
Lol
he really got spooned lmao
@@The_Don07 lmao
4ealy
Dat spoon gave some mad damage 😂
Someone breaking a bone
Teacher's get a wet paper towel
That's the story of my sad childhood 😂😂😂
Nah the teachers at my primary school would be like you fine walk it off except this one teacher who actually cared about kids
Similar in Australia we get an ice pack
@Shadow My school's a bit different to yours but they'd probably give you a bandaid or something or something useles
Lol
Ikr thats what the teachers would say in primary school
YO this is fire 🔥
roasting each other for no reason is just how guys talk to each other
I love how Johnny can make a fool of himself and not be embarrassed to upload it...
Respect
Respect to respect the people that respect him
69 likes nice
American: Tries to bully British kid
British kid: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”
Everyone gangsta until the American kid pulls out the glock
@@prankmaster0 oop-
@@prankmaster0 nah bruv bc they will pull out the spoon
@@prankmaster0 toch me G and I sware on my mums life I will pop you
English kid
I've watched this skit millions if not thousands of times.
I'm seeing all of these videos and then my school is all chilled out and doesn't say bruv every minute 😅
There is a "fight" every few weeks though
Student: I’ve been stabbed
School nurse: paper towel
😂
I had a jacket like that in year 9 when it was cool and everyone kept singing High School Musical songs 😂😂
Ahaaa
I have watched this vidio like 3000 times and I still think it's funny
These 2 together 😩
Thing is this is what acc would happen if an American went to a British school. 🤣everyone would just tell them to shut up
hell nah y’all think a average american student is a white kid who bullies people for lunch money🤣
Trust me this is not accurate idk if it’s just cuz I’m from Florida but nobody in America is like this and white kids definitely don’t run the school
@@paulcusumano7888 it's a stereotype skit. The person who made this video knows this is not what happens in America
@@diegovalle7689 But when your free school meals
@@paulcusumano7888 idk it probably depends where in US I met someone from Texas and they told me people settle beef with dance battles lmao
Do road man vs football hooligans rivalry, or even if they swapped places for a day
Yes
Yes
Yesssss
@Joe Harwood yeah football hooligans are way better
Once an American kid came and tried to be a bully but everyone just oofed him
They would get cheffed up before they could even say 'wanna take this outside?'
Cheers johnny
sure they would jonathan LMAOO
Johnny always finds a way to get a nonce in the skits😂😂
As an American, I have never in my life heard a bully say "hey, punk!"
What about douchebag?
@@Mawhinz no
@@johnnyriche9636 🧢
I know! And talking about stealing lunch money. Like bro, this isn’t the ‘80s 😂
How are bullies like in America
This is 100% true. Did a right good job😂😂
Can we appreciate how this guy actually brought an American guy and a British guy to be in this video.
Lool the second he hit him with the "What, you talking to me" I knew straight away shits gone left lmao😂
I like how whenever Johnny portrays an America yute he’s makes em look like an absolute waist man lmao 😂
wrong waste g
Absolute waistbandman
Fucking waist lmao
Because they are
@@kittenmiester1683 ye 🤣
I live in the “well renounced British” parts of England and the year 7’s are pretty different here, they are half or even shorter of my height hardly do anything, most of the time they stay in the “year seven area” in their separate block from all the other years, last year 7 fight I saw was when I was in the year and it was two siblings 😀
Most of the girls got into some weird trend where they cut their hair short and have the infamous chav tan; orange. With high pony tails or the others with raccoon typed hair. There is some normal-ish people that stay out on the upper parts of the yard but they are leaving the school another after other maybe me too lmfao who needs a life story but you are reading it after all.
My school has the two “most popular” (most seen) people the chav’s orange short high pony tail with the raccoon or drag emo hairdo.. and the ehhh what do you call them, there’s different categories 😂😂 tall skinny pale boys in bin bags with a bandana or maybe a backwards cap, then there’s the ones that are fully head to toe in black that you catch smoking near school grounds ( not much difference ) then there’s the ones that “catch up with the trend” always you see them in with the north face coat out of school baggy pants with a hat on with hood or just the hood.
They walk like they are about to piss them selves and if they walk fast it will all just come flowing, so they take these long leisurely steps with their hands in their pockets, and when they see you. Recognise you, they come over follow you asking for some cigarettes or how you been. Or they come over on a bike and try to show off by doing a wheely then fall off, (yes this happened to me) you laugh and they threatened to get you jumped but you keep laughing and walk off.
The person who was supposed to jump you was a year seven not even 5 ft
.
.
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You didn’t get jumped
The year 7 ran away
That one that fell off the bike never even glances at you.
Pretty good outcome if you ask me.
Holy fuck my man wrote his whole English gcse
@@benitomussolini6524that’s the most American thing to say ever
This guy is actually so good, I'm actually both British and American so I know exactly how it feels so yeah my man's right.
He has this thing with his eyes that give him a special effect in the skits. Who else noticed??
The important thing here is the accent. Which one ya got?
@@DemonSlayer-og8nm both, mixed accent 😂😂 I’m from both countries aswell
I love how the British think of Americans 💀💀
We've seen enough films to know they just love guns
@@GreasySenpai This is kinda accurate TBH
@@GreasySenpailol search up Amarican stereo types it says Obsession with guns Enviromental ignorence and lack of cultural awareness XDD
@@ramdomperson921 not completely wrong
@@skylerpena6293 XD
There’s a American in my school and he got chased by like 50 people on his first day
355 likes wtf 😳 😂
Lol
Lol
What after maf
@@wolfslayer1997 he got away bc the school police saw 😂
@Astrxz Tyler not tylet
So true bruv honestly it’s just funny the last one
Man I was just watching Peaky Blinders and then randomly I was watching you at the next second and think what, you look like Michael Gray man that's awesome 🤯👍🏻
I'm American and this is so freaking true everybody thinks there all that and a bag of chips
edit: that's why I'm just a casual.
@ManoUploads no i am
@ManoUploads yeah thats an expression some people use here but I aint heard that in a while😂😂
@@siregaming1013 nah ya your def not bruh
@@siregaming1013 oh yeah I found out the hard way that chips in the Uk meant fries 🤣
Boy you been raised in a white school don't even talk on fonem 😂😂😂
“I didn’t know knifes could actually hurt me, I thought it was just guns” OMFG I’m American and that has me weak.
you deffo are American if you thought that was the funniest part of the video loll
I can tell you’re american
@@mel-mf4dr stfu
@@tayolenson2268 someone’s sad, cry x
@sarah I’m guessing you’re American too?
Honestly I can tell you this is the most accurate thing I’ve heard on RUclips in my life😅
I love this sooo much, I am from England but I am also part Spanish so I sound differently but I just had a American student transfer into my school and this is sooo accurate 👌 😀
4:02 when he walked in you knew it was a long day😂
Ikr hahaha 🤣
Short intro, keeping shit real. We appreciate that bro. All the best to you and your new content!
The background music is iconic to the roblox community also great job on ur video❤
1:30 the "WAZZZZAP" had me rollin
I’m American and this was lowkey really funny 😂😂
Lol
Don’t get too offended mate
Lmao Prom King and Queen has to be the stupidest concept ever 🤣
Finally an American that isn't a Karen and can take a joke
@@DeathForFrenci lmao i just said it was funny 💀😭
I love Johnny’s vids so much, so glad the skits are back 🤩😂💜
I like how Shenelle didn't even say aye to the date and the Jock still decided to ask her to prom. XD
I've gotta say, good choice of music.
If I was new to Johnny’s channel I’d think he’s actually American, everything is so on point 😂
Where you from Canada
@@brendanhigginson7996 Im saying
Bro where yo from🤣
Oh hell naw, where you from? Highschool musical?
huh u dont even live ni the us huh
Respect the effort on the American accent ya absolutely smashed g
He figured it out guys, everyone in america talks like were in high school musical.
@@maximumforce8275 Ik and we obviously all wear leather men jackets and ask for lunch money from a kid like half our age. And have no skills in an attack what so ever😂😂
@@travismeek9609 it’s a joke bruh damn. But tbh if it was an actual American what would we do in a British school
@@donathan2933 idk school ig
I love Your Channel
You know what. That was funny 😭😂
The nurse should of gave him a icepack
Nah wet paper towel
@@justbecause7967 yeah
Blue paper towel
@@_.X74._ 😂🤣
@@_.X74._ we have green
His American persona reminds me of Colby Covington.
I love your vids
3:28 had me spitting out ma drink💀