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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2015
  • Four women (Elizabeth Banks, Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata) share which aspects of their lives are "so ghetto."
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  • @presidenttheo565
    @presidenttheo565 5 лет назад +6348

    "Um, let's stop saying that, forever."
    *_character development_*

    • @zorakj
      @zorakj 3 года назад +90

      I was pleased by the line.

    • @jupiterinaries6150
      @jupiterinaries6150 3 года назад +3

      No let's not stop saying it cuz it's the truth.

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 3 года назад +5

      Agreed. It’s a Jewish word, and cultural appropriation is bad. ;)

    • @brodypenn
      @brodypenn 3 года назад +34

      @@obediahpolkinghorniii564 that’s not the reason...

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 3 года назад

      @@brodypenn Civilians - even the Commander in Chief - should not salute. They’re civilians. Read the regs. If you think they should salute, show me which regulation states that.
      Reagan made it up. Would you like me to prove it to you?

  • @chantalcaraig88
    @chantalcaraig88 3 года назад +5267

    This is like Phoebe narrating her childhood to the others in Friends 😂

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 года назад +51

      The best comment!😂👍

    • @Ilikefrogs..
      @Ilikefrogs.. 3 года назад +135

      "HE STABBED ME FIRST!!!"

    • @kriss581
      @kriss581 3 года назад +110

      Bitsy: Tell us a little bit about yourself. So where are you from?
      Phoebe: Okay. Well, all right. Originally, I'm from upstate but then my mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison. So I moved to the city, where I actually lived in a burned-out Buick LeSabre for a while. Which was okay. That was okay. Until I got hepatitis, you know because this pimp spit in my mouth and- But I got over it. And, anyway, now I'm a freelance massage therapist which, you know, isn't always steady money, but at least I don't pay taxes. [as Katharine Hepburn] So where does everyone summer?

    • @bidsvon6379
      @bidsvon6379 3 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same. 🤣

    • @michaeltsang548
      @michaeltsang548 2 года назад

      Ross

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars 4 года назад +7124

    This is like my high school friends who called me ghetto because my house only has one bathroom lmao

    • @monikaramgopal7307
      @monikaramgopal7307 4 года назад +40

      🤣

    • @Funntimer
      @Funntimer 4 года назад +79

      dharmallars ahahhahahahaha. We’re in the same boat with just having one bathroom.

    • @marionzemel3933
      @marionzemel3933 4 года назад +33

      I'm moving to a new house with more the one bathroom lol thank god.

    • @micahwilliams1332
      @micahwilliams1332 4 года назад +121

      That is privileged asl. Idk where you live, but the value of a home is significantly more with another bathroom. Just not financially feasible for everyone.

    • @kongox
      @kongox 4 года назад +31

      But does your toilet flush?

  • @SmashFever
    @SmashFever 5 лет назад +4421

    It’s sad most of them didn’t laugh at “I’ve got a fattie for a white girl” I was in tears

    • @bryanmorgan3568
      @bryanmorgan3568 4 года назад +9

      Lmao not that she was talking about her ass😂

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 4 года назад +5

      SmashFever Huh, as if this wasn't scripted...? What do you mean?

    • @eastbayjen
      @eastbayjen 4 года назад +120

      Mitchell S. The audience didn’t catch the joke

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 4 года назад +9

      @@eastbayjen oh yeah duuhh lol... that's a bit embarrassing

    • @Tarantulisimo
      @Tarantulisimo 3 года назад +34

      a lot of times the live audience misses jokes -- it happens. just like you sometimes miss plays when you are at a sporting event & not watching on TV

  • @witchplease9695
    @witchplease9695 8 лет назад +7628

    Another thing thats annoying is when people automatically associate being black with being ghetto. One girl actually commented on my afro saying "I love your hair, its so ghetto". She said it like it was a compliment. I didn't even know how to respond to such idiocy so I just smiled awkwardly and went "ha..." before walking away lol.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 8 лет назад +433

      fazyt86 I don't think she meant to offend me, she probably thinks its something cool in the black community. Maybe next time I'll correct her lol.

    • @fazyt86
      @fazyt86 8 лет назад +106

      +Des yes, I figured that she didn't know any better, which is why I said u should've schooled her.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 8 лет назад +255

      ***** I'm not a confrontational person which is why I didn't want to indicate that I was offended by her comment. I know the girl and if she ever says anything ignorant again, I'll politely ask her what she means by that and then proceed to correct her.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 8 лет назад +254

      MachiavelliImmortal​​ I disagree that weaves are "ghetto". I dont personally like them on me, but I dont judge anyone who wears them. They're just accessories. If weaves are "ghetto" them so is makeup, hair dye, and everything else that is unnatural and cosmetic. Also, you're using the word ghetto incorrectly. Ghetto describes a place, not a person or their appearance. What you mean to say is trashy. But you're still wrong. 

    • @summerdais325
      @summerdais325 8 лет назад +99

      +Des *I* live in the "ghetto," "projects," subsidized housing. Interesting that the people who live here don't go around tossing the word about. I think you handled the situation with decorum. Seeing as you know she wouldn't purposefully say something ignorant and hurtful, I can see the benefit to making a planned response.

  • @CodyvBrown
    @CodyvBrown 8 лет назад +4288

    "lets stop saying that forever" +100

    • @nebuluos2032
      @nebuluos2032 6 лет назад +12

      Cody Brown it's all relative..people in ghettos say it too..because the place fosters circumstances and lifestyles some are cliche. stereotypes that some buffoons can't wait to validate. the only people really lived there are semetic people in Nazi germany. they can be the most offended by this term. I like to point out what I consider ghetto to resist the spread of it..because it can quickly spread to any community like a disease..a social disease and even effect those who care most, it what happens when mercenaries are your government, and doing the bare minimum service to the public. this is not inherently a "race" problem like some presume this is a fiscal and social economic.. cultural problem. the characters are delusional and spoiled insensitive but the gentrifying one is almost realistic..don't do it.l lightly..accept the fate that ghetto life is different than yours and be thankful for that and hopeful that those crabs in than barrel who don't want it can escape with their souls intact.this not to say nothing good in ghettos..people are there and people always have greatness in their realm. great beauty and art but very often not worth dealing with everything else mostly. lots of undiagnosed illness and problems. injustice and opportunity drought.never glorify this kind of settlement.you don't know who's child your hurting by desensitizing. dont try to help the ghetto ppl if you don't know them or not good at reading people. overall though.. one man's ghetto is another man's glade.yes I invent.lame knockoff expressions.

    • @mylifeismadness5465
      @mylifeismadness5465 6 лет назад

      Cody Brown n

    • @matthewlee8667
      @matthewlee8667 6 лет назад +9

      When's the last time you heard someone even use ghetto in this way anywa? I probably haven't heard someone say "that's so ghetto" since I was in elementary in the mid-2000's

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 6 лет назад +8

      +Neb Uluos Wow... 👏👏👏 Thank you fur that verbose, unsolicited ass sociological assessment. 😂😂😂

    • @AlexanderNevermind888
      @AlexanderNevermind888 6 лет назад +8

      Here, here. Only white people and middle-class Black people say it. It's about as ignorant use of the word as they are.

  • @rohankhubchandani3694
    @rohankhubchandani3694 4 года назад +4825

    Lmao all I could think during this sketch was “I’m in the ghetto, ratatattatattatata”

  • @charliej766
    @charliej766 4 года назад +2460

    This sketch is so true to life. I'm a black woman who grew up in Harlem and the Bronx in the 1980's (basically I lived in the ghetto). Anyway, I'm at a Starbucks in FL a month ago listening to this 20 something year old blonde tell her friend that the guy she went out with was "so ghetto" because he picked her up in a Kia. When did this become a thing???

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 4 года назад +373

      Privileged and entitled people have always tried to downplay their spoiledness with words that make them feel like they can relate to the lower class.

    • @sharr630
      @sharr630 3 года назад +51

      @@Egoblivion ...so the lower classes will continue to fight and argue amongst themselves - never realizing who the true enemy is.

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 3 года назад +78

      @@sharr630 ...which is why the poor have gone for "communism" but it ended up benefiting the ultra-rich just as much...We have been tricked into this "crony capitalism or communism" dichotomy with nothing in between. I would like to think that there is an in-between like the democratic-socialistic style Scandinavian countries have.

    • @DeeperWithDiego
      @DeeperWithDiego 3 года назад +6

      It became a thing decades ago. Get with the times, stop being so ghetto.

    • @VolksdeutscheSS
      @VolksdeutscheSS 3 года назад +13

      @@Egoblivion Mitchell, you are correct! The contradictions in these "ladies" are huge: everyone one is beneath them, but it doesn't seem like they're winning any cultural awards.

  • @confusedturkeyvulture4555
    @confusedturkeyvulture4555 6 лет назад +5146

    I honestly want to hear more about her life. She's just super upbeat about it, and she seems to deal with her situation pretty well. I'd totally watch a series about this woman. xD

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 4 года назад +31

      Yes!

    • @clearseas2657
      @clearseas2657 4 года назад +13

      Right!

    • @you-in-yourfeelings7166
      @you-in-yourfeelings7166 4 года назад +139

      I agree, I want to know about her and Jamarcus friendship. Her and her room mates.

    • @realSimoneCherie
      @realSimoneCherie 4 года назад +20

      Right like that’s her actual life! Hats off 👌🏽

    • @ronque23
      @ronque23 4 года назад +14

      CelestialWolf Same. She needs to produce something original like this instead of that dumpster fire Charlie’s Angels reboot

  • @Lousson2695
    @Lousson2695 8 лет назад +5610

    Whoever wrote this sketch needs to be commended.

    • @butterflyqueen9260
      @butterflyqueen9260 8 лет назад +10

      👏👏👏

    • @Lousson2695
      @Lousson2695 8 лет назад +1

      ***** No. Commended.

    • @josephinethornton3823
      @josephinethornton3823 8 лет назад +83

      Agreed. They made the point. I would have enjoyed them pushing it far, far further, personally.

    • @LuisGMartinez106
      @LuisGMartinez106 8 лет назад +2

      +Tomás E. Burgos-Oramas you need some first aid burn cream after that reply from OP?

    • @LuisGMartinez106
      @LuisGMartinez106 8 лет назад +2

      Yeah sure whatever you say.

  • @angie_is_tired
    @angie_is_tired 4 года назад +1627

    “You know those nine guys that are always standing in front of my building?”
    “The guys that are always in winter coats, even in the summertime?”
    The writers did their research 😭👌💯💀

    • @onicastapleton4605
      @onicastapleton4605 4 года назад +52

      Frfr lmaooo sounds like NY lol

    • @bell1297
      @bell1297 4 года назад +22

      Wait this went so over my head what does it meaan 😭

    • @Unkle_Mike
      @Unkle_Mike 4 года назад +103

      @@bell1297 if you go to any housing project in NYC, you will see a group of young men standing in front of the entrance/lobby.

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 4 года назад +46

      The writers have probably lived there.

    • @bell1297
      @bell1297 4 года назад +4

      @@Unkle_Mike Ohh, thank you!!

  • @al6243
    @al6243 2 года назад +231

    Okay but I really love how upbeat and unfazed she is with her life. Like she's so chill about it.

  • @kingman88
    @kingman88 7 лет назад +5687

    really glad the last line exists in this skit because people TRULY have no idea what ghetto is and love to use terminology swimming with inexperience

    • @kingman88
      @kingman88 7 лет назад +7

      *****
      is this where u troll me?

    • @frost7478
      @frost7478 7 лет назад +83

      There are some old Jewish people out there who have an extremely good idea about what that word means...

    • @keithbasa
      @keithbasa 7 лет назад

      STFU

    • @xXspedXx
      @xXspedXx 7 лет назад +38

      Frost Cepheid ahh yes, lets play trauma Olympics

    • @keithbasa
      @keithbasa 7 лет назад +13

      Cry me a river, OP. Wah wah you don't know what it's like to live in the ghetto. Spare me the tears, bitch. You're so oppressed. It's not enough to have everything handed to you via social assistance, you have to bitch and moan along the way. just STFU already

  • @Lex-jj7hb
    @Lex-jj7hb 6 лет назад +6230

    2 _loose_ cigarrettes. They werent even the same brand. xD.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 5 лет назад +1417

    The shopping carts are soo ghetto for real though

    • @idigmusic4405
      @idigmusic4405 3 года назад +13

      unless your at a grocery store

    • @Alibern7
      @Alibern7 3 года назад +13

      @@idigmusic4405 no it’s still ghetto like it has holes in stuff in it

    • @idigmusic4405
      @idigmusic4405 3 года назад

      @@Alibern7 ye

    • @Lancelot0311
      @Lancelot0311 3 года назад

      Omg you’re on the South Park Comments. You’re a Goddess ❤️

    • @Tarantulisimo
      @Tarantulisimo 3 года назад +5

      Yep exspecially them Uber Carts where the driver is chewing fruit stripe gum & smoking Kools

  • @xaesalyszimpkee
    @xaesalyszimpkee 3 года назад +188

    I WORK AT THE MALL AND THIS GROUP OF TEEN GIRLS WERE CALLING EVERYTHING GHETTO AND BRO I COULD ONLY THINK OF THIS SKETCH

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @jimross9810
      @jimross9810 3 года назад +3

      "Bro" is almost as bad as saying "literally" every two seconds.

    • @xaesalyszimpkee
      @xaesalyszimpkee 3 года назад +11

      @@jimross9810 okay thank you language police, did i lose my cool guy badge? :(

    • @mrabrasive51
      @mrabrasive51 2 года назад

      Like totally bro!!

  • @bluntsbdsm324
    @bluntsbdsm324 7 лет назад +2924

    I love how SNL reflects social problems while being hilarious.

    • @cggg490
      @cggg490 5 лет назад

      Alayah Trammell they know nothing about politics tho by constantly bashing trump when it was Hillary who encouraged trump to run and then she lost miserably. Ha.

    • @XavierMcQueen
      @XavierMcQueen 5 лет назад +25

      C Ggg
      People:
      Trump supporter: KEEP WHINING LIBTARD THATS WHY TRUMP WON

    • @kasparovthegodofwar
      @kasparovthegodofwar 4 года назад

      @@cggg490 SNL has insiders...EVERYWHERE DIMWIT

    • @relic6457
      @relic6457 4 года назад +13

      @@cggg490 Hillary won popular vote, idk how that's losing miserably. I don't like either but let's be honest

    • @tarawhite986
      @tarawhite986 4 года назад

      She lost to an actual clown, so yeah.. Pretty pathetic

  • @57highland
    @57highland 8 лет назад +2496

    What do you call an Italian slum? A spaghetto.

    • @mannytheiner887
      @mannytheiner887 8 лет назад +11

      +lindsey lefrois Interesting, because the word ghetto itself comes from Italy. How come nobody is saying how clueless millennials should stop using the word "literally" in every sentence? I don't need preachy TV writers creating skits to tell people what words to stop saying.

    • @klynnferguson
      @klynnferguson 8 лет назад +35

      +Manny Theiner -______ omg shutup.

    • @mannytheiner887
      @mannytheiner887 8 лет назад +6

      +Kelsey Ferguson There you go, Ms. Inarticulate Millennial, just like this skit, telling people what not to say. Neither you, nor the NBC network, have that kind of authority (luckily). If you want to tell people to shut up join Daesh or hang with Kim Jong Un. I'm sure they'll oblige you.
      And yes...the term "ghetto" was first used to apply to the Jewish quarter of Venice. Wasn't meant as any slight to Italians (in case you thought so)..just a fact.

    • @57highland
      @57highland 8 лет назад +19

      +Manny Theiner Of course, I didn't come up with that myself. I read it in an old book of riddles. As for TV writers, I'm watching, like, way less TV ... way less TV and, y'know, like, I have, like, TV withdrawal sometimes but, y'know, sometimes I just, like, listen to the radio instead or I, like, read a book.

    • @gravitatingawaytv
      @gravitatingawaytv 8 лет назад +12

      +lindsey lefrois ha! lol

  • @leaallen7863
    @leaallen7863 4 года назад +422

    “Let’s stop saying that forever”.. was my favorite part lol well done SNL✊🏾

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 3 года назад +9

      Yeah I never really got why that term became ok to use that way. This skit was so refreshing

  • @dankun2196
    @dankun2196 4 года назад +808

    "Ghetto is a place, so don't call someone a place"
    *Alyssa Edwards*

    • @sebastienlee9754
      @sebastienlee9754 4 года назад +15

      You're so France

    • @LadyPisces96
      @LadyPisces96 4 года назад +25

      I see you're a person of culture.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 3 года назад +7

      The problem is not "calling someone a place"--that's a type of metaphor. The problem is that you are using a place which is so much worse than what it is being applied to. Like, you shouldn't say "That's so Trump" if the person only let 1000 people die unnecessarily....

    • @dankun2196
      @dankun2196 3 года назад +4

      @@KingoftheJuice18 I guess you didn't get the quote

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 3 года назад +1

      @@dankun2196 I'm happy to learn. Please explain it to me, then.

  • @Ayplus
    @Ayplus 8 лет назад +15980

    Lol this sketch is so necessary. I hate when ppl say this. It's a place not a description.

    • @davidnicholson1751
      @davidnicholson1751 8 лет назад +139

      +Antoine Rashad yes the jews should be offended

    • @jiniyaazad
      @jiniyaazad 8 лет назад +94

      +Antoine Rashad I think you missed the point. This is complete satire.

    • @zaidjamal
      @zaidjamal 8 лет назад +779

      +jiniya azad No, he got the point. The satire is how people use the phrase casually for everything below their standards when the Real ghettos, whether for the Jews or slums are no laughing matter

    • @surfwavtv4087
      @surfwavtv4087 8 лет назад +31

      Facts

    • @jiniyaazad
      @jiniyaazad 8 лет назад +92

      ***** oooo I read "necessary" as "unnecessary" my fault.

  • @zyxwut321
    @zyxwut321 7 лет назад +2335

    What's actually kind of funny about this sketch is that in a lot of expensive coastal cities like New York, LA, San Francisco, DC, Boston, etc. there actually ARE a lot of young hipster kids from relatively affluent suburbs moving to the city during or after college with crappy internships or entry-level jobs only to find out that the only neighborhoods they can afford actually ARE in the ghetto.

    • @triad6425
      @triad6425 7 лет назад +39

      I never feel bad for people put themselves in harms way. Oh you CHOOSE to go to central park at night and got murdered==> zero fucks given.

    • @Natumms
      @Natumms 7 лет назад +106

      zyxwut321 I feel like there's also gentrification to blame..

    • @ronnielopez8094
      @ronnielopez8094 7 лет назад

      zyxwut321 I

    • @naniv
      @naniv 7 лет назад +9

      zyxwut321 thats been the case since the 70s....nyc especially in the city has always been expensive.

    • @CalleOcho210
      @CalleOcho210 7 лет назад +11

      Lmao! This comment deserves a thousand thumbs up for how much truth there is to it

  • @2Bnatural1
    @2Bnatural1 4 года назад +214

    So the “Uber Cart” killed me 😂

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb Год назад +137

    I grew up thinking we were poor due to being the poorest family in our area and we were judged for it.
    However after traveling and living other places I realized we had it good. It was quite eye opening.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 Год назад +4

      Everything's relative.

  • @jennythorson8912
    @jennythorson8912 8 лет назад +582

    "Snitches get stitches, bitch!" Haha I love Elizabeth so much.

  • @newgardner
    @newgardner 6 лет назад +5144

    Im a year late but, why is Jimmy Fallon sitting in the background with a curly blond wig ???🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

    • @mariam_ghani
      @mariam_ghani 4 года назад +428

      Lmao I didn’t even notice that- good eye- and also I’m a year later than you now so don’t worry abt it

    • @TSharsworld2714
      @TSharsworld2714 4 года назад +530

      That's not Jimmy Fallon🤣🤣🤣 Ol girl just had strong features. I see how she could be mistaken for Jimmy in a wig lmao

    • @rasheedjeffries5754
      @rasheedjeffries5754 4 года назад +75

      @@TSharsworld2714 wooooooooooosh

    • @riz-rq9wr
      @riz-rq9wr 4 года назад +215

      That's so ghetto lol

    • @daniellesalter2774
      @daniellesalter2774 4 года назад +51

      Lol, I noticed that too! That looks just like him. I kept pausing the video at points to make sure.

  • @secret-third-option
    @secret-third-option 4 года назад +397

    "It's never too early to learn America's no snitchin' policy" - John Mulaney

  • @AntineshaRennia
    @AntineshaRennia 4 года назад +126

    not Ja’Marcus 😂

  • @abueloorgulloso
    @abueloorgulloso 7 лет назад +1124

    "Like OMG, I like asked JaMarcus to buy me some cigarettes. And he only came back with like 2 cigarettes, like literally 2 loose cigarettes. They weren't even the same brand, so ghetto." 😂😂😂💯👌

    • @rustyshitbox
      @rustyshitbox 6 лет назад +10

      The Real Machine Gun Kelly lmao we've all been there right

    • @pampm939
      @pampm939 5 лет назад +11

      The Real Machine Gun Kelly I didn’t get that one bc people in the bodega literally buy loose cigarettes and it’s normal 😭😭 then again her description of government housing and the elevator being broken literally described my life in the past

    • @jareds208
      @jareds208 5 лет назад +12

      This is my favorite lol. 2 loose cigarettes hahaha. When she said they weren’t even the same brand I about shit myself lol.

    • @Jahmarley808
      @Jahmarley808 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfaooo bro I'm dead off that

    • @dme1016
      @dme1016 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you feel the need to post something we just heard? Comment sections should be for...comments. That's so G....goofy. 😊

  • @nemrcomedy
    @nemrcomedy 7 лет назад +6564

    Am I the only one who can't help but be fixated on the people in the background? They're acting out conversations in complete silence. Nobody is really talking this entire time. So ghetto.

    • @mariav.3227
      @mariav.3227 6 лет назад +33

      NEMRCOMEDY Lmaoooo

    • @MandaSH838
      @MandaSH838 6 лет назад +131

      I will never watch an snl skit the same way...

    • @donniedarko2557
      @donniedarko2557 6 лет назад +86

      its called not having microphones on

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 6 лет назад +109

      e c b c No, the extras fake talk.

    • @rhysthompson8928
      @rhysthompson8928 6 лет назад +50

      e c b c you do realise they don’t have individual mic, these one a mic man holds and any noise made is picked up so if someone makes a noise they have to stop the whole thing. That’s why the director says “silences on set please” so that they don’t have to keep filming

  • @nikhilnair4359
    @nikhilnair4359 3 года назад +49

    Sasheer pausing and then saying "literally in the ghetto?" has me cracking up 🤣

  • @audiabrielle
    @audiabrielle 5 лет назад +30

    2:04 "Snitches get stiches bitch." And I'm like "Omg you are literally three years old right now what are you even saying." 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @kathrynhettinger1321
    @kathrynhettinger1321 8 лет назад +2729

    SNL hitting issues hard these days. Props.

  • @hash_slingingslasher8050
    @hash_slingingslasher8050 7 лет назад +7192

    The painful truth about this sketch is that plenty of women are actually like that.

    • @frost7478
      @frost7478 7 лет назад +269

      Which is the point.

    • @michaelkupfer3723
      @michaelkupfer3723 7 лет назад +249

      Guys too, don't forget that

    • @glittergrasshopper1144
      @glittergrasshopper1144 7 лет назад +77

      Hash_SlingingSlasher and men

    • @josephnduwimana7025
      @josephnduwimana7025 6 лет назад +2

      Hash_SlingingSlasher im ur 1k like

    • @28andee
      @28andee 6 лет назад +17

      And they say it as though they're god's gift to mankind when they're not more than gold-diggin' airheads.

  • @genevievepaisley5901
    @genevievepaisley5901 4 года назад +67

    This is literally friends! Monica and Rachel whining about some first world bullshit and phoebe bringing them back down to earth 😂😂

  • @simonwoods7112
    @simonwoods7112 3 года назад +67

    SNL is usually at its best when it has a real bite and social statement. This was very funny.

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear200123 7 лет назад +3026

    UBER cart.😂😂

    • @Jahmarley808
      @Jahmarley808 5 лет назад +1

      I wasn't ready lmaoooo

    • @laboon4679
      @laboon4679 5 лет назад +3

      @Donald Trump doesn't know know how to spell yep definitely Donald Trump

    • @sashanoel8766
      @sashanoel8766 4 года назад

      ghostbear200123 💀💀

  • @chrisneal3954
    @chrisneal3954 6 лет назад +4028

    I'm supposed to be studying for my final tomorrow

    • @pockyeatingpanda
      @pockyeatingpanda 6 лет назад +13

      Me now

    • @BPerl
      @BPerl 6 лет назад +10

      chris nel how’d it go

    • @chrisneal3954
      @chrisneal3954 6 лет назад +66

      B.Perl Surprisingly, I got an A

    • @BPerl
      @BPerl 6 лет назад +11

      chris nel great job man 👍🏻

    • @chrisneal3954
      @chrisneal3954 6 лет назад +15

      B.Perl Thanks, it cost me a night's sleep but it paid off

  • @ABlackMan9
    @ABlackMan9 4 года назад +94

    Why am I just seeing all the funniest SNL sketches now

  • @hadracks
    @hadracks 3 года назад +60

    My favorite part was Cecily's reactions. She can convey a world of emotion just with her eyes and facial reactions.

    • @aarondigby5054
      @aarondigby5054 7 месяцев назад +1

      Cecily's reactions are priceless

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 7 лет назад +920

    This shit was too real lol!

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan 7 лет назад +530

    Every now and then a fantastic sketch with biting social commentary reminds me why I suffer through all the boring SNL routines. This was awesome!

    • @shadforthw3535
      @shadforthw3535 6 лет назад +2

      The problem is it’s always against white people . Anything about minorities is just poking fun but serious ridicule is only against whites. And white males in particular

    • @shadforthw3535
      @shadforthw3535 6 лет назад +3

      The writers are pointing out the absurdity of a white person knowing what ‘ghetto’ really is, and the blatant disrespect and callousness it displays when whites say it. It is a legitimate call. Unfortunately, snl never makes any legislate calls out to the people of visible minorities. Whites suck. And they ar3 pushing them into a corner

    • @aarondigby5054
      @aarondigby5054 7 месяцев назад +1

      Many sketches miss but there's always one that's a classic with real social commentary

  • @draum8103
    @draum8103 11 месяцев назад +2

    'Umm, that crackhead's cart is sooo ghetto' hahaha

  • @cynthiagale5403
    @cynthiagale5403 4 года назад +483

    We say "that's so trailer park" instead of that's so ghetto!😜😐

    • @modernvintage3226
      @modernvintage3226 4 года назад +5

      Really because neither one has anything to do with Black people

    • @modernvintage3226
      @modernvintage3226 4 года назад +1

      @Katie Cunn i didn't because again Black people have NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE TERMS

    • @enolamsamoht
      @enolamsamoht 4 года назад +4

      Same thing. Poor and broke.

    • @pimpharold1
      @pimpharold1 4 года назад +2

      @@modernvintage3226 yes they do everytime I see people on TV using the word ghetto is black people

    • @snailveyes9274
      @snailveyes9274 4 года назад +29

      Cynthia Gale oh cool so just making fun of white stereotypes of poverty instead of African American stereotypes of poverty. Because poor people are great to make fun of, just make sure you keep it ‘woke’! 😜 Classism: the last acceptable prejudice. Have fun! Despair is sooo funny 🌈

  • @BlueRoseGeek
    @BlueRoseGeek 7 лет назад +307

    "He took me to A BODEGA." Hahahaha, my favorite part

    • @pimpharold1
      @pimpharold1 4 года назад

      What is a bodega?

    • @BlueRoseGeek
      @BlueRoseGeek 3 года назад +10

      "In New York City, a bodega is a small owner-operated convenience store. Its name is derived from the Spanish word for "storeroom" or "wine cellar". Usually located on New York's street corners, they are renowned for their convivial culture and colorful character. There are an estimated 13,000 bodegas across the city."

    • @MC-tl7oj
      @MC-tl7oj 3 месяца назад

      "The bodegaman can cuz he mixes lots pills and call them 'tiger sex pils"

  • @laurynh.603
    @laurynh.603 8 лет назад +829

    I hate when people use it as an adjective for everything. "Oh my god, my phone is literally almost six months old its so ghetto!" "my parents didn't wanna take me shopping yesterday, they're so ghetto!". Like chill tf out. I also hate when being black is associated with "being" ghetto. One of my friends put on one of my Nike's & said "Look guys, im ghetto now like Lauryn". I was pissed to the max. This needs to stahhpp

    • @divyabadri8468
      @divyabadri8468 8 лет назад +6

      +Lauryn H. That's what the sketch is poking fun at. It is supposed to show how ridiculous it is.

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 8 лет назад +24

      +Divya Badri what makes you think she missed the joke? u fucking ass

    • @divyabadri8468
      @divyabadri8468 8 лет назад +2

      I'm sorry. She just seemed so upset... But if she got the joke, then it's all good.

    • @FlurryJoe
      @FlurryJoe 8 лет назад +5

      +Lauryn H. It's ok. Ignorance is bliss. Allow people to be morons. God has blessed you with intelligence and respect for other cultures. No worries girly girl.

    • @laurynh.603
      @laurynh.603 8 лет назад +2

      +Flurry Jo (ARTISTropeAdope) I like you, that made me smile

  • @irenegenerali8847
    @irenegenerali8847 4 года назад +28

    "aren't your parents loaded"
    "I mean... Barely?"

  • @roseandstem8054
    @roseandstem8054 4 года назад +25

    They didn't realize she lived in the ghetto then halfway through the sketch they know about the guys standing in front of the apartments 😂

  • @rabbittrailgameing
    @rabbittrailgameing 8 лет назад +693

    Am I the only one who thought the baby joke sounded like a Dave Chapelle bit?

    • @jennicase
      @jennicase 8 лет назад +2

      +RabbitTrailGaming totally

    • @patientlove3191
      @patientlove3191 8 лет назад +11

      yup stolen

    • @marrowbonez
      @marrowbonez 8 лет назад +81

      +RabbitTrailGaming "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"

    • @DecipherBorn
      @DecipherBorn 8 лет назад +59

      When you know good comedy...you know that ghetto baby joke is chapelle's.

    • @HovalisKai2
      @HovalisKai2 8 лет назад

      +RabbitTrailGaming I just thought that

  • @alohania125
    @alohania125 6 лет назад +125

    I love this how they aren’t using ghetto to describe people and showing that anyone can have that valley girl voice and that you can go a second with out describing someone’s skin tone and being racist ☺️❤️

  • @nursedarra
    @nursedarra 4 года назад +16

    "Who's JeMarcus?" Lmao
    The one with no shirt and the pitbull leash

  • @Crow.Theodore
    @Crow.Theodore Год назад +3

    This sketch is actually amazing with how it tackles people using terminology in a problematic way . I love how at the end that decide not use the term ghetto anymore

  • @jamescaputo9356
    @jamescaputo9356 8 лет назад +2886

    Many young women actually speak this way. Both the tone of voice and verbal tics are so off-putting.

    • @mikeseltzer2164
      @mikeseltzer2164 8 лет назад +112

      Many young women, like, actually speak this way. LIke, both the tone of voice and verbal tics are, like, so off-putting.
      I'm not sure what you, like, mean.

    • @albertcamus6214
      @albertcamus6214 8 лет назад +17

      +Mike Seltzer *hands medal*

    • @lusitanimendes641
      @lusitanimendes641 8 лет назад +16

      +Mike Seltzer *claps hands*

    • @kwilson6604
      @kwilson6604 8 лет назад +16

      +Mike Seltzer I can't like believe that you are, like, totally making fun of them.... that is SO ghetto

    • @LuisGMartinez106
      @LuisGMartinez106 8 лет назад +7

      +James Caputo really, none of you know what that was about? At this point I think all of you are like the 3 girls complaining about stupid shit that does not matter. #byefelicia

  • @Randomxxskittl33
    @Randomxxskittl33 7 лет назад +131

    "let's stop saying this forever" yeees

  • @tutorjulslee2357
    @tutorjulslee2357 4 года назад +149

    I am literally so tired of people saying "literally".

    • @JaniceLHz
      @JaniceLHz 4 года назад +4

      I was glad that they used it in its original meaning rather than as an intensifier.

    • @spongebobswindow7472
      @spongebobswindow7472 4 года назад +8

      Like, literally so unnecessary

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, when they say it, I like, literally explode.

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 3 года назад +1

      @@Terra_Lopez you literally killed me

  • @malibu4182
    @malibu4182 3 года назад +10

    We were reading in class one time and a kid said ghetto like "gHetto"

  • @ChaunSmith
    @ChaunSmith 8 лет назад +80

    That baby joke is classic Dave Chappelle.

  • @glamrgirl33
    @glamrgirl33 8 лет назад +21

    I'm so glad they did this. I hate when out of touch people use the word the "ghetto" inappropriately.

  • @tranquilwaters4051
    @tranquilwaters4051 5 лет назад +28

    Omg!, The blonde actress has described the buliding and neighborhood where I live to the letter!!!!😂 Also the 2 cigarettes are called loosies in the hood!!

    • @Jaytrocious
      @Jaytrocious 3 года назад

      Detroit? That's what we call them here.

  • @user-wu6sn3jr3n
    @user-wu6sn3jr3n 9 месяцев назад +4

    This was the best! So hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @inez0729
    @inez0729 8 лет назад +171

    Oh shit the uber 😂😂😂😂

  • @cyndisays
    @cyndisays 7 лет назад +377

    snitches end up in stitches. the winter coat comment is hilarious. Lucys...........

    • @dee27206
      @dee27206 7 лет назад +12

      fitAlittlebit The winter coat comment it's so true. Dudes love to wear the puffy goose jackets all year round! Lmao😂😂😂

    • @dmitch1635
      @dmitch1635 7 лет назад +8

      No they didn't, you misunderstood that part of the sketch.

    • @louiscimmino7286
      @louiscimmino7286 7 лет назад +3

      Were they hiding drugs?

    • @Yukia76
      @Yukia76 7 лет назад +1

      fitAlittlebit No the comment meet that if you tell on me you going to get cut 😂LOL so out of touch

    • @TRCindie
      @TRCindie 7 лет назад +8

      They wear winter coats year round because they are homeless and have no place to put their valuables. A warm winter coat that fits them is probably the most valuable item and if they were to take it off and stash it somewhere it would get stolen. So it's not really a funny joke, but it's sad

  • @xabisogodongwana777
    @xabisogodongwana777 4 года назад +10

    One of the first SNL skits that actually made me laugh out loud 😂

  • @karlamfh835
    @karlamfh835 3 года назад +6

    Vanessa's smile is so pretty ♥️ and the way she delivered the line "very" made me cackle 😂 . I miss her 😔

  • @MrTaronyu
    @MrTaronyu 7 лет назад +105

    I lost it at "Uhh.. Aye, is any of y'all named Megan?!?!"

  • @Wowee2012
    @Wowee2012 7 лет назад +8

    The crackhead with the grocery cart... I'm dying over here

  • @Savoots
    @Savoots 3 года назад +4

    At 2:42 she said guys are so cheap, but isn't she being cheap herself because she didn't want to split the bill?

  • @fullmindstorm
    @fullmindstorm 5 лет назад +5

    The cushioning on that cart is genius. I'd use that.

  • @HitPeace
    @HitPeace 8 лет назад +37

    omg at the two cigarettes joke

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf 7 лет назад +27

    The horror in Cecily's eyes is priceless.

  • @leeleeg4169
    @leeleeg4169 4 года назад +56

    Lol...I’m torn between what’s more annoying. The overuse of “that’s so ghetto” or “literally”. They equally make me wanna throw up a little in my mouth. 🤢😬

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 года назад +2

      Be glad you don't have to spend time around teenagers.

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 3 года назад

      I mean they both have really different historical connotations. "Literally" is usually an interjection that people use often so it's more like a minor irk in comparison

  • @christinaluv1065
    @christinaluv1065 5 лет назад +48

    I said this phrase a lot years ago, “So ghetto!” I think I quit saying it after I saw this. So wrong...My bad!

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 3 года назад +8

      Well, I’m sure it’s appreciated that you listen and learn. It’s the least anyone can do.

  • @admrlstckdl
    @admrlstckdl 8 лет назад +15

    cecily's facial expressions all through this are hilarious. she was born to play the vapid chick

  • @lillieblood800
    @lillieblood800 8 лет назад +331

    when ur a white girl that actually lives in the ghetto & the sketch suddenly becomes too relatable....

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 8 лет назад +15

      +Aurora Lara you can't try to teach people the truth when the lie is more entertaining.

    • @arancienne
      @arancienne 8 лет назад

      Anthony Miller youre right

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 8 лет назад +2

      Aurora Lara lol I might be bias though...i have a 'white' girls name tatted on my back... And my brother from another mother is also white.
      I guess that's what happens when you are from the Bay Area.

    • @emilyd.6371
      @emilyd.6371 6 лет назад +61

      aurora, I think she threw in her race because most people associate ghettos with ethnicities/races that aren't white. i don't think she meant anything harmful by it.

    • @arielarcega7829
      @arielarcega7829 5 лет назад +11

      @RonnyDonny13 or maybe you just werent good enough.

  • @abrahamaarons8485
    @abrahamaarons8485 2 года назад +4

    The baby and the loosies kill me everytime🤣😂😭

  • @rudyluna4852
    @rudyluna4852 10 месяцев назад +3

    This skit was actually funny and hopefully nobody got butt hurt. I commend the writers and actors (especially Cecily) for making it worth watching!

  • @Clumsy_Ky
    @Clumsy_Ky 6 лет назад +56

    "I'm still living with that poor family in low income government housing." Oh my god, so ghetto.

  • @___zeke___7581
    @___zeke___7581 8 лет назад +83

    This is good satire

  • @adiposeNarnian
    @adiposeNarnian 5 лет назад +30

    I got as far as "OMG, you are literally three years old right now."
    ...and then I had to stop for oxygen.

  • @mikeyd946
    @mikeyd946 5 лет назад +8

    It’s only 11 blocks from the train, I’m in the city in under two hours lol

  • @nuritorton7491
    @nuritorton7491 7 лет назад +70

    creepy how i got a comercial for shameless,

  • @jenniferd6406
    @jenniferd6406 6 лет назад +7

    “The guys that are always in winter coats even in the summer time??” Omg I’m crying

  • @justanopinionsincerelynoof3860
    @justanopinionsincerelynoof3860 3 года назад +8

    I love Elizabeth Banks - she does not act, she lives her characters!

  • @shatterstar700
    @shatterstar700 5 лет назад +7

    This is a commendable social satire. Kudos to SNL!

  • @Mkultra1186
    @Mkultra1186 6 лет назад +10

    this was by far the funniest, best written sketch I've ever seen on SNL. I wanna know who wrote this. It was great.

  • @blahblah7963
    @blahblah7963 6 лет назад +41

    "The guys that are always in winter coats"😂😂🤗

    • @christinash2235
      @christinash2235 4 года назад +1

      Holding a pit bull leash with no pit bull

    • @blahblah7963
      @blahblah7963 4 года назад

      @@christinash2235 🤣! Fax

    • @ESvii9
      @ESvii9 4 года назад

      😂😂the shooters! 😂😂

  • @Nick-lb3qb
    @Nick-lb3qb 3 года назад +6

    SNL: “Literally in the ghetto?”
    Me: Ratatata!

  • @bigbanknewyork3655
    @bigbanknewyork3655 4 года назад +36

    also the overuse of the word LITERALLY drives me nuts

  • @betotrono
    @betotrono 7 лет назад +126

    That baby joke is a bit of a dave chapelle rip off

  • @ghosted1662
    @ghosted1662 7 лет назад +827

    This is good. They all have that horrible white girl baby voice. It's a descendent from Valley Girl. I was subjected to the Bachelor or some such show and they all had that voice. What is it?

  • @tfran235
    @tfran235 4 года назад +8

    More more so ghetto skits please omg I luv this!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @AldermanFredCDavis
    @AldermanFredCDavis 4 года назад +9

    "Jamarcus"---LMAO!

  • @ceamean
    @ceamean 7 лет назад +13

    She blends in so good with snl crew!

  • @thestandardrlc
    @thestandardrlc 8 лет назад +11

    this is a brilliant sketch

  • @candiia.l.9365
    @candiia.l.9365 3 года назад +4

    SNL's ability to shed light on things that exist today with a comedy script produced 5 years ago.

  • @yaydah
    @yaydah 5 лет назад +10

    Yes to this SNL gets it and always delivers. MESSAGE👊🏾

  • @attacktitan8906
    @attacktitan8906 6 лет назад +10

    "Snitches get Stitches, bitch." LMAO

  • @dmartinez5173
    @dmartinez5173 7 лет назад +154

    am I the only one looking at the extras and wonderin what they are saying

    • @AshleyWool
      @AshleyWool 6 лет назад +12

      I've done a good amount of background actor work...we don't really say anything, we just mime talking. It's actually written into contracts that we can't say any audible words or interact with the principal actors at all. Wish I had a more interesting answer for you lol.

    • @sagittarius12.06
      @sagittarius12.06 5 лет назад

      @@AshleyWool - do you get paid? do you get to meet the actors/actresses?

    • @AshleyWool
      @AshleyWool 5 лет назад +5

      Yes, you do get paid. You don't really get to meet the principal actors, though. Film schedules are tight and busy and have a lot going on and it's not really an appropriate environment to approach someone as a fan. The general rule is you can't approach or talk to them unless they talk to you first--which they might. But usually there's no reason to talk to them anyway; even if they aren't filming they need to stay where they are and stay focused.

    • @sagittarius12.06
      @sagittarius12.06 5 лет назад

      @@AshleyWool - how can I become an extra? How much money and time do you have to work?

    • @AshleyWool
      @AshleyWool 5 лет назад +3

      The downsides:
      -It isn't a lot of money--nonunion scale in the NYC area is around $100 a day (a day being eight hours), which is around minimum wage. It's a bit higher for SAG-AFTRA members but I wouldn't recommend trying to join unless you end up booking a ton of background work and/or you want to be a serious actor.
      -Like all other acting gigs, it isn't very consistent work that you can rely on to make a living.
      -Background casting usually happens with a few days' notice and does not usually happen on weekends, so if you have a regular day job, it's not something you'll just be able to do on the side unless you have a weekday off that you can fully dedicate to the shoot.
      -You won't know your call time or location (other than a general area) until, typically, the night before. Sometimes it's crazy early or late. You can't really make any other plans for that day.
      -Unless it's a period piece, you'll often have to bring your own clothes and might have to bring several options, and you won't get paid any extra for that.
      The upsides:
      -If you live in NY, LA, Atlanta, or another major metropolitan area, there will always be background work available. So if you get a random day off, just submit for all the projects shooting that day and see if the phone rings!
      -You almost always get free meals and usually in my experience the food is great.
      -Depending on production needs, you don't always have to stay the full duration of the shoot but you'll still get paid for a full day. One time I worked on an episode of SVU that kept me for less than two hours.
      -You'll get a whole new perspective on how films and TV shows are made, which is fascinating in itself whether or not you want to go into it professionally.
      -You'll get your hair and makeup done, and sometimes you'll get cool costumes. This is not only fun but a good way to get to know makeup artists and costume designers.
      -There's a lot of downtime. Bring a good book. You're getting paid to read it.
      How to do it:
      -Register with Central Casting. Get a profile on Casting Networks or Actors Access.

  • @jerrysizzler44
    @jerrysizzler44 5 лет назад +8

    I love when SNL sticks the landing. Nice out, Bayer.

  • @Viktir123
    @Viktir123 5 лет назад +4

    Finally a good sketch. SNL needs to keep all of their comedy this strong.