"Lottery Ticket!!!" Bigg Jah

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  • Опубликовано: 12 окт 2023
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  • @espoespo3557
    @espoespo3557 9 месяцев назад +386

    Dude qualifies for "When The Whole Crew Is Stupid" 😂

    • @Kuribohchaos8
      @Kuribohchaos8 9 месяцев назад +33

      But his logic is immaculate cuz he aint wrong
      Matter of fact had he put the 743 and 6, He would have been right

    • @mongoslade6170
      @mongoslade6170 9 месяцев назад +3

      i was thinking the same thing. this was funny.

    • @espoespo3557
      @espoespo3557 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Kuribohchaos8 He wasn't. Hypotheticals aren't factual.

    • @ricolindsey8060
      @ricolindsey8060 9 месяцев назад +3

      I was gonna say the exact same thing, "The Whole Crew Is Stupid " #1 Recuit

    • @bangryman100
      @bangryman100 9 месяцев назад

      Straight up.!!!

  • @jallison5457
    @jallison5457 9 месяцев назад +259

    Man if only he played that 7,4,3,6. He would have tore they ass up.This skit was amazing

    • @koleon06
      @koleon06 8 месяцев назад +1

      This was a bit from his standup….. which makes it more hilarious

  • @bdev410
    @bdev410 9 месяцев назад +61

    "7,4,3, and a 6 I woulda baptized they ass"😭😭😭😭😭😭
    By far, BY FAR the funniest shit on the internet rn

    • @perrystring
      @perrystring 6 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Txgears
    @Txgears 9 месяцев назад +426

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 He needs to be in an episode of the whole crew is stupid 😂😂😂😂

  • @AceIsMisfit
    @AceIsMisfit 9 месяцев назад +220

    Dubb is the only comedian I've ever seen longer on a joke for damn near 10 minutes and it not only starts funny, but gets even better

  • @deucesample9432
    @deucesample9432 9 месяцев назад +41

    He said "I'm playing against the Whole damn Government." 😂😂😂

  • @courtneybryant04
    @courtneybryant04 9 месяцев назад +434

    Crazy thing about it is, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND HIS LOGIC!!! 😂😂

    • @bsanon4796
      @bsanon4796 9 месяцев назад +42

      😂😂😂 "Don't be mad you almost got struck by lightning, be happy you didn't get struck by lightning." Why does that make sense? 😂😂😂

    • @courtneybryant04
      @courtneybryant04 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@bsanon4796 PERFECT SENSE BRO!!! I had to nod my head as he was saying it... Like damn, he has a good point!! 🤣

    • @v.w.1000
      @v.w.1000 9 месяцев назад +6

      Yea, it’s the fact of being so close to winning it.

    • @PhatsouL87
      @PhatsouL87 9 месяцев назад +4

      📠 lmao right 😂

    • @Mr.ExtrodinThinks
      @Mr.ExtrodinThinks 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 yeah it makes sense

  • @jermainewilson7129
    @jermainewilson7129 9 месяцев назад +342

    K Dubb killed a set on chocolate sunday with this exact bit. Love seeing it in skit form with Jah, still as hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @douglasgibson558
    @douglasgibson558 9 месяцев назад +162

    7,4,3, and a 6 and he woulda Toe Dey ass up😂

  • @TyreseTyGetItTheOriginal05
    @TyreseTyGetItTheOriginal05 9 месяцев назад +43

    I'm playing the whole government and only lost by one 😭😭😭😭😂

  • @larrysmith7197
    @larrysmith7197 9 месяцев назад +35

    “I’d of bought the lottery” 💀😂😂😂

  • @HarlemWorldUSA
    @HarlemWorldUSA 9 месяцев назад +94

    Kdubb is one of them favorite uncle's you can't wait till he pulls up to the family barbeque

  • @roygentry377
    @roygentry377 9 месяцев назад +53

    Please put him in more skits😂😂😂😂.

  • @JBHAYES
    @JBHAYES 9 месяцев назад +15

    "Toe dey ass up"😂😂😂😂

  • @curtisb6860
    @curtisb6860 9 месяцев назад +70

    Bruh I cannot even keep up with the amount of classic lines this man just gave us! But if I only I had a 7, a 3 , a 4 AND a 6 - I COULD have! 😂😂

  • @mikesmithh
    @mikesmithh 9 месяцев назад +42

    I would have said, "Almost, get out of my house."😂😂😂

  • @TheEagleend55
    @TheEagleend55 9 месяцев назад +134

    I knew exactly what this skit was going to be when I saw "lottery ticket" and Kdubb, I knew exactly what this skit was going to be, and it didn't disappoint.

  • @32White
    @32White 9 месяцев назад +50

    The hashbrown joke is legendary 😂😂😂

    • @Dres_Anatomy
      @Dres_Anatomy 9 месяцев назад +2

      That free hashbrown from buying all that 💩 🤣🤣

  • @epiikkhaosgaming
    @epiikkhaosgaming 9 месяцев назад +23

    I can listen to how many different ways K Dubb woulda tore they ass out the frame all day 😂

  • @temhoward2092
    @temhoward2092 9 месяцев назад +25

    Yo please bring bloopers back! I know those had to be hilarious too😂

    • @JP0384
      @JP0384 9 месяцев назад +1

      That’s the main reason I clicked on the video 😂😂😂

    • @J-Bo-hr9zp
      @J-Bo-hr9zp 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly. Bloopers were just as funny as skit. Was always looking forward to them at end . You knew which moment they had to break character 😂 c'mon Jah. Do it fir the day ones PLEASE 🙏

  • @AveryHarden
    @AveryHarden 9 месяцев назад +10

    His logic lowkey started to make sense at the end 😅😅😅

  • @masonfam123
    @masonfam123 9 месяцев назад +25

    Dubbb is killing a whole skit with a whole set. A MF LEGEND!!!!

  • @Cbmk18
    @Cbmk18 9 месяцев назад +9

    Kdubb got an old soul!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “i woulda tow they ass up” def a south saying!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Docfly62
    @Docfly62 9 месяцев назад +13

    I went from "damm this dude slow" to "we need more people like him these days"

  • @itsyaboypeter
    @itsyaboypeter 9 месяцев назад +45

    This was performed so well it looked and felt like a conversation you would have had in real life

  • @bigterribletexas1501
    @bigterribletexas1501 9 месяцев назад +42

    Big Jah being dropping these skits back to back

  • @user-sg9jk9dt2t
    @user-sg9jk9dt2t 9 месяцев назад +6

    "sevn foh three ana six" is gonna be stuck in my head for a while😂

  • @NaturallyNelly612
    @NaturallyNelly612 9 месяцев назад +25

    He killed with this on keep yo distance comedy show. Man k dubb is hilarious. Good shit jah.

  • @think61942
    @think61942 9 месяцев назад +8

    Man everytime he say he almost won he have a one liner afterwards of what he would have done if he won 😂😂😂

  • @jerzeydiablo
    @jerzeydiablo 9 месяцев назад +9

    I cry at just the memory of this skit. I wasn’t even that motivated to see it and it changed my whole weekend😂😂

  • @SalabandaEndoki
    @SalabandaEndoki 9 месяцев назад +14

    He would have made miracles if he almost won 😂😂😂

  • @flexking4800
    @flexking4800 9 месяцев назад +17

    K Dubb is a comedic legend. Naturally funny

  • @vittiriowashington5211
    @vittiriowashington5211 9 месяцев назад +8

    K dubb fans know this is some of his material from an ol stand up..😂😂😂

  • @jsun7972
    @jsun7972 9 месяцев назад +16

    Why u ain’t happy I almost won? 😂😂😂

  • @larrysmith7197
    @larrysmith7197 9 месяцев назад +54

    Hold on to that, that’s the closest you’ll prolly ever come to $40 million dollars 😭😭😭

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz 9 месяцев назад +2

      Legit scrolling through the comments and ended up reading yours as he was saying it 😂 Legendary!

  • @Renegade-jk4ux
    @Renegade-jk4ux 9 месяцев назад +9

    K Dubb is mad underrated 😂

  • @georgeyeboah5295
    @georgeyeboah5295 9 месяцев назад +8

    He said I would have tow their ass up had a put a 7,4,3,& a 6 bruh u still ain’t win 😂😂😂😂😂 KDubb u funny asf boi 😂😂😂😂

  • @CessSpesh
    @CessSpesh 9 месяцев назад +3

    His metaphors are wild 😂

  • @MrNoVimBr
    @MrNoVimBr 9 месяцев назад +7

    K Dubb is top tier, happy he in this skit - tore Dey arse up 😂😂😂😂

  • @JohnIvoryMusic
    @JohnIvoryMusic 9 месяцев назад +6

    lmao K Dubb & the lottery ticket is legendary

  • @lindseyadams5339
    @lindseyadams5339 9 месяцев назад +12

    Man I seen K Dubb do this bit and its just as hilarious in skit form! LMAO

  • @Amanlikeme
    @Amanlikeme 9 месяцев назад +4

    "You thought I was gonna tell you, why didn't you just wait until I tell you what I told you and that is." Cracked me the uck up.

  • @lilkey1987
    @lilkey1987 9 месяцев назад +5

    Bruh said had I won I would have bought the lotto and y'all would've been playing for me from now on😂

  • @nomcsm
    @nomcsm 9 месяцев назад +22

    Kdubb funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingofthahill
    @kingofthahill 9 месяцев назад +17

    Should've shown the blooper reel cause I know yall was crackin' up

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz 9 месяцев назад

      You can tell Jah stay laughing because he keeps the laughs in his skits whereas CT be sweating bullets trying not to laugh in his.

  • @TheIcecoldtb
    @TheIcecoldtb 9 месяцев назад +2

    YEAH!!! He almost tore dey ass up!!!! 😂😂😂 LOVE IT ❤️ 😂😂😂

  • @SVGE_Dre
    @SVGE_Dre 9 месяцев назад +22

    Saw him do this live and i was in shambles

  • @CHEZO41
    @CHEZO41 9 месяцев назад +7

    If I would have won the lottery, I would have bought the lottery! 😂

  • @the367thday
    @the367thday 9 месяцев назад +8

    I don't know why K Dubb logic makes sense but it does 😂😂

  • @growdailytv
    @growdailytv 9 месяцев назад +2

    That’s some 💩you should’ve texted… I hate his friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherbrown9618
    @christopherbrown9618 9 месяцев назад +11

    This was me earlier this week when I almost hit the Powerball 😂🤣 I was happy as hell that I was only a couple numbers off from being a billionaire 😂😂

    • @ededdneddy988
      @ededdneddy988 8 месяцев назад

      I've had a lot of close calls myself. The closest I got was matching 4 numbers and the Powerball, I was happy and sad at the same time 😂

  • @ravishingrookrude
    @ravishingrookrude 9 месяцев назад +4

    this one and the hash browns joke had me rollin 😂😂😂

  • @mrrambo1985
    @mrrambo1985 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jahh’s patience is immaculate!

  • @LYeah-dp9mp
    @LYeah-dp9mp 9 месяцев назад +2

    This man is hilarious……..I’m glad he has that positive attitude keep yo head up and give up twenty plus yrs playing and he came close…….he almost got his own money back……..DANG

  • @akidajasper6545
    @akidajasper6545 9 месяцев назад +4

    Like Brandy once sang “Almost doesn’t count” 😂

  • @vonwoods32
    @vonwoods32 9 месяцев назад +3

    He said I would have bought the lottery.... Y'all would have been playing for me 😂😂😂

  • @sumterlb
    @sumterlb 9 месяцев назад +12

    "Playing against the whole government and only lost by 1"
    "That's the closet you'll ever come to $40 million dollars" 😂😂😂

  • @Doctorchrisjohnson
    @Doctorchrisjohnson 9 месяцев назад +4

    The sign of a great joke is it plays for ever! I love this joke!

  • @arselwilson7263
    @arselwilson7263 9 месяцев назад +4

    Bro, if you mention 7-4-3-6 one more time....had me laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @tonyfoster6070
    @tonyfoster6070 9 месяцев назад +5

    U got my boy kdubb on here he is a good ass comedian he need to be on here alot

  • @linchayes9007
    @linchayes9007 9 месяцев назад +5

    So he wanted you to get off the phone so he can tell you that he almost won....CLASSIC

  • @jacksonrussellband
    @jacksonrussellband 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is one of the funniest skits ever!!! 😂😂😂

  • @CaspraDaGhost
    @CaspraDaGhost 9 месяцев назад +5

    I knew soon as i seen lottery ticket it had something to do with his comic set , even knowing it was coming i died laughing

  • @ted.25blu57
    @ted.25blu57 9 месяцев назад +2

    Heard this bit on 'keep your distance' had me hollering.

  • @jigtv2126
    @jigtv2126 9 месяцев назад +2

    This was the most hilarious nonsense ever. And the fact it made sense after seeing it through 😂

  • @JackCity08401
    @JackCity08401 9 месяцев назад +5

    I been rockin wit KDubb since bad boys of comedy!

  • @D865Mack
    @D865Mack 9 месяцев назад +3

    He making solid points tho. 😂

  • @flcl_tx
    @flcl_tx 9 месяцев назад +8

    This is the funniest skit in a long time

  • @Dainjarus1
    @Dainjarus1 9 месяцев назад +2

    K Dubb finally put this bit in a skit. Classic

  • @marcuspeters3894
    @marcuspeters3894 9 месяцев назад +6

    Bigg jah respect and manner's to the whole team for the hard work and dedication to keeping us entertain ## black power black love

  • @andrebland3220
    @andrebland3220 9 месяцев назад +3

    K Dubb is Marshawn Lynch's country brother from another mother. 😂

  • @jeremybuchanan6223
    @jeremybuchanan6223 9 месяцев назад +4

    Love to see the joke turned into a skit😂

  • @evahbless4849
    @evahbless4849 9 месяцев назад +1

    Buddy was say'n it so much in the skit, he later started switching ip up from 5 to the 6, to the 6 to the 5!! 😂

  • @jammon_point8418
    @jammon_point8418 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I gotta go to a babyshower, it my baby but i dont really know, the night is still young. Could be, who knows?"💀😭😂

  • @boogieboyblue3884
    @boogieboyblue3884 9 месяцев назад +5

    This skit is pure genius 😂😂😂😂

  • @TEDRACAKES
    @TEDRACAKES 9 месяцев назад +1

    You still didn’t WIN though with your 7435 📢😭….🤣🤣 3:06

  • @BaRi1013
    @BaRi1013 9 месяцев назад +2

    Turned one of my favorite jokes to a skit 🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suitandtie2251
    @suitandtie2251 9 месяцев назад +1

    These men kept this up for 8 straight minutes. That's crazy

  • @MikeyB110
    @MikeyB110 6 месяцев назад +1

    “if I would’ve got that one point, I would’ve gave mega millions my ass to kiss” is by far the best one lol😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PGO_Gaming
    @PGO_Gaming 8 месяцев назад +1

    This was one of the best skits ever done by Jah and the crew. No cap.

  • @gparker2388
    @gparker2388 9 месяцев назад +1

    OMG this dude sound like Ray Gibson from life explaining the BOOM BOOM ROOM 😂

  • @voodoochild972
    @voodoochild972 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm glad jah hopped on this kdub funny af

  • @jhezzy
    @jhezzy 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can't tell you how happy I am to see kdubb doing this stupid ass bit. He's funny as hell.

  • @officiallistengreatmuzik
    @officiallistengreatmuzik 9 месяцев назад +1

    Aww man the stand-up bit was great!! Now having a skit to😂😂😂 seeing the actual face of someone being confused while he said he won but he didn't win

  • @TrendSettaRico
    @TrendSettaRico 9 месяцев назад +2

    So we gon act like bucko didn't keep switching that last number?!?!?! Which one did he need because he said he would've tore they ass up on on the 5 and the 6 😂😂😂😂

  • @Paul-po2tk
    @Paul-po2tk 9 месяцев назад +3

    This was by far the funniest episode 😂

  • @marcuscato6614
    @marcuscato6614 9 месяцев назад +1

    LOL, I TOTALLY GET THAT LOGIC! JAH, YOU'RE KILLIN' EM'

  • @trevintaylorthe6_7veganttucke
    @trevintaylorthe6_7veganttucke 9 месяцев назад +1

    Did you play? "Had you played i would've told you to play the same 💩 and we both wouldve ALMOST won"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @troodadiss8630
    @troodadiss8630 4 месяца назад

    6:21 "I'm playin against the whole government and only lost by one point" 😫🤣⚰️

  • @WilliamGall-fk5kw
    @WilliamGall-fk5kw 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dude is a qualified candidate for "When the crew is stupid". I know I'm not the only one who's upset listening lol

  • @triggatrey225
    @triggatrey225 9 месяцев назад +1

    “I been playing the lottery for 23 years, I ain’t never came this got damn close , it’s a time to celebrate” 😆😆😆

  • @jstray83
    @jstray83 9 месяцев назад +8

    I remember him doing this stand-up. I didn’t know it was going to be the same situation. I had to stop and get a good laugh in before the skit even started because i remembered who he was.

  • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
    @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 9 месяцев назад +3

    😂 why do I know a dude that acts just like this guy with the lottery ticket. 😂 His voice and mannerisms is even uncanny 😂

  • @kennedymwale5772
    @kennedymwale5772 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bros happy he almost won😂😂😂

  • @malcolmwadley557
    @malcolmwadley557 9 месяцев назад

    “Ain’t my baby, but I don’t really know, the night’s young , could be” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @tonymartin9141
    @tonymartin9141 9 месяцев назад +2

    I had a scratch off like this WTF they didn't give me a number 😂😂

  • @miafire6628
    @miafire6628 9 месяцев назад +1

    No matter how much I hear this joke that shit still have me rolling...

  • @garyscott9766
    @garyscott9766 9 месяцев назад +2

    I woulda bought the lottery yall wouldve been playing for me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dreday6320
    @dreday6320 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm looking at the glass half empty myself😂😂😂

  • @rashadcotton3260
    @rashadcotton3260 9 месяцев назад +2

    This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen this month 😂😂😂😂