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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @Nniinns
    @Nniinns 5 лет назад +356

    Girl in restaurant: *Sitting behind the table with no word or questions*
    Albert: I am the goverment

    • @jennypennybarthel106
      @jennypennybarthel106 5 лет назад +6

      Hey error message I am not gonna wanna was the day you got me your phone number and you didn’t respond I was just wondering what about the phone call me I wanna is a time to go to eat pant club for the first week I gotta is your birthday 🎁 I gotta I was like the only

    • @nwknwnnrd7487
      @nwknwnnrd7487 5 лет назад +3

      am now

    • @whosthatgirlllll
      @whosthatgirlllll 5 лет назад +3

      Jreeks agreed

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 5 лет назад

      How original

    • @olived8620
      @olived8620 5 лет назад

      his dad was so good omg 😮 was a great time for me and my family and friends and family and they were able and they had a nice time to hang out with them for sure

  • @joenuts8227
    @joenuts8227 5 лет назад +895

    Jayingee: *Breathes*
    Albert: I’m about o end this mans whole career

    • @nightwatcher1164
      @nightwatcher1164 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe you need to change thoose likes there ummm

    • @helltotheno1874
      @helltotheno1874 5 лет назад +2

      chill_anime_potato no

    • @callieluvsconan
      @callieluvsconan 5 лет назад +2

      LEFT-HAND REBELLION LEADER *to

    • @YUHH--
      @YUHH-- 5 лет назад +3

      @@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 ok boomer

    • @silk.and.cologne
      @silk.and.cologne 5 лет назад +3

      *Your likes are on 200 because of me.*

  • @Atomic_Oven
    @Atomic_Oven Год назад +98

    " squek "
    " its ok. Just go. "
    Never have I ever seen such Passive Aggressive sentance

  • @hamstercraxy_yt3109
    @hamstercraxy_yt3109 3 года назад +3416

    Can we all just give a round of applause to paige for editing and making alberts vids even better?

    • @RealTableMan
      @RealTableMan 3 года назад +92

      *when i cut people in half where do they go*

    • @oldgdtoxic
      @oldgdtoxic 3 года назад +25

      Yes

    • @kimthecouponer
      @kimthecouponer 3 года назад +50

      Ya Paige 👍

    • @angelastalls251
      @angelastalls251 3 года назад +163

      Let give a round of applause to all of his underpaid editors

    • @pv7097
      @pv7097 3 года назад +76

      Adam too

  • @laundrydetergent2637
    @laundrydetergent2637 5 лет назад +538

    "Hello, I am the government"
    Solidly the best quote he has said so far

    • @Caitlin-tp3eo
      @Caitlin-tp3eo 5 лет назад +2

      Chace Collins lol

    • @24Arrian
      @24Arrian 5 лет назад +5

      AlienZGamer go FRICK yourself

    • @blueplaysroblox9259
      @blueplaysroblox9259 5 лет назад +2

      Nah bruh.... UGLY SCP TATO

    • @virginiansupremacy
      @virginiansupremacy 5 лет назад +2

      @@blueplaysroblox9259 Nah bruh.... HELLO, I AM THE GOVERNMENT

    • @mgitztrash7581
      @mgitztrash7581 5 лет назад

      @AlienZGamer No because you've been spamming that in a LOT of replies just stop

  • @jrconstantine9361
    @jrconstantine9361 3 года назад +380

    I love when he says “Oh hello Mario THE WOMAN” and “When I cut people in half where do they go?”

    • @deaijknswas4129
      @deaijknswas4129 2 года назад +17

      There are 2 types of people
      “Oh hello Mario THE WOMAN”
      “When I cut people in half, where do they go?”

    • @Imainblueknight
      @Imainblueknight 2 года назад +7

      What time is oh hello mario THE WOMAN

    • @-ana1670
      @-ana1670 2 года назад +4

      @@Imainblueknight imao-

    • @robloxashcool339
      @robloxashcool339 2 года назад +4

      he almost Snaps Those people to disentegrate lol

    • @fbiopenup8004
      @fbiopenup8004 2 года назад +3

      @@robloxashcool339 hi

  • @Cat_king3
    @Cat_king3 2 месяца назад +21

    2:05 I support you Paige even if I'm 4 years late

  • @rsene
    @rsene 5 лет назад +653

    Girl: Hi drone
    Albert: You’ve chosen death.

  • @aliveandunwell430
    @aliveandunwell430 5 лет назад +2069

    Flamingo: "Oh how I love *JAYINGEE* the youtuber.."
    Me: _I haven't heard that name around here in years..._ (literally tho lol)

  • @ot4ko140
    @ot4ko140 5 лет назад +313

    Albert: "He's wearing a _very_ open shirt."
    *Giorno Giovanna:*

    • @almasbestembek
      @almasbestembek 5 лет назад +36

      I, Giorno Giovanna, have an open shirt which technically isnt even a shirt and im half naked so when the winter comes im gonna fucking die B)

    • @Providence450
      @Providence450 5 лет назад +6

      I giorna giovanna have a dream

    • @bartsimpson5363
      @bartsimpson5363 5 лет назад +1

      Bhuvan Rai that’s not good or bad but dislike

    • @bigheadfromroblox9385
      @bigheadfromroblox9385 5 лет назад +4

      I wish giorno wasn’t gay

    • @Ifoundmyoldacc
      @Ifoundmyoldacc 5 лет назад

      You went into tic tok to see It tho

  • @Kateconner3243
    @Kateconner3243 2 года назад +117

    Omg I started laughing so hard when she said “hi drone” LOLLL

  • @dragonplayzrblx9230
    @dragonplayzrblx9230 3 года назад +924

    Girl: “This is even not u house”
    FBI: “Understandable, have a great day.”

    • @ddonaghe
      @ddonaghe 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @anahenriquez-martin6924
      @anahenriquez-martin6924 3 года назад +9

      FBI open up

    • @rybee777
      @rybee777 3 года назад +18

      Words of wisdom;
      “This is not even u house”
      Girl who hates glasses-

    • @FR1ZAA
      @FR1ZAA 3 года назад +2

      @@rybee777 y e *S*

    • @quirkaze
      @quirkaze 3 года назад +1

      @@rybee777 this is even not u house

  • @Noah29431
    @Noah29431 3 года назад +359

    "This is even not you house"
    Oh. She has such a way with words!

  • @vArmistice
    @vArmistice 5 лет назад +889

    “i love jayingee” me: thats why you haven’t played with him for how many years?

    • @movedtosldier7977
      @movedtosldier7977 5 лет назад +192

      No thats not why. He didn't talk or play with him bc people kept shipping them with each other and it got awkward so they both agreed to takea break from being friends
      Edit: yeesh, y'all gettin salty-

    • @rayluxhove
      @rayluxhove 5 лет назад +40

      _.Justin_ they are still very good friends??

    • @prismthegoddess
      @prismthegoddess 5 лет назад +131

      @@movedtosldier7977 they didn't take a break from _being friends_ but they stopped making videos together

    • @yeeeowch
      @yeeeowch 5 лет назад +10

      Cody Allen SCAMMER

    • @bobaparadise9419
      @bobaparadise9419 5 лет назад +31

      Canned Eggs It was part of the problem. Jay didn’t want to get fame off Albert so he wanted to stop making videos with him.

  • @TheStrongestZack-e1r
    @TheStrongestZack-e1r 2 месяца назад +221

    i like commenting on old videos

  • @smiletroy893
    @smiletroy893 5 лет назад +162

    Flamingo: “Oh how I love *Jayingee* the youtuber”
    Me: Something’s wrong I can feel it.

    • @MythicaIl
      @MythicaIl 5 лет назад +14

      They got into a big fallout but I'm not really sure what else happened

    • @hunterr7803
      @hunterr7803 5 лет назад +14

      Pretty sure they are still friends, just don’t make videos together anymore

    • @kennedyskastleofficial8211
      @kennedyskastleofficial8211 5 лет назад +7

      @@hunterr7803 thanks to the shippers

    • @eiwaa4837
      @eiwaa4837 5 лет назад +9

      *I CAN HEAR WATTPAD USERS WRITING*

    • @kennedyskastleofficial8211
      @kennedyskastleofficial8211 5 лет назад +4

      @@eiwaa4837 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @awkwardfandoms9455
    @awkwardfandoms9455 5 лет назад +141

    Albert: "I-I love him so much that I'm gonna..
    STEAL HIS VIDEO IDEAS"
    Me: That's an amazing idea!

  • @bittercoleslaw6667
    @bittercoleslaw6667 5 лет назад +521

    *"YOU ARE READY TO ENGLISH?"*
    *He speaks the true language of gods*

    • @antonelatrajkovska115
      @antonelatrajkovska115 5 лет назад +7

      He do be speaking factz doe 😳

    • @M0rtalated
      @M0rtalated 5 лет назад +1

      1000 Subscribers without videos I saw this right when it popped up lol

    • @MiniFatRat
      @MiniFatRat 5 лет назад +1

      @Infinity Paradox
      Grammar of the gods

    • @darbiwilson
      @darbiwilson 5 лет назад

      That One Slow Connection yes that’s a very good idea but so Albert can see you should comment it

    • @karey52
      @karey52 5 лет назад

      1000 Subscribers without videos what about you give him 1000 subscribers have you thought about that (or you can’t do that) jk I know you can’t do that you noob

  • @slime_studio4041
    @slime_studio4041 2 года назад +26

    when you were in the school and said it probably takes a lot for a teacher to cry, back in second grade my friend and some other dude made their teacher cry

  • @TheSenselessness
    @TheSenselessness 3 года назад +336

    "Survival the drone the killer"
    Best game of 2020

  • @limitedlunar3954
    @limitedlunar3954 5 лет назад +144

    "Oh how I love Jayingee the youtuber."
    Me: "Finally he has said those words, so close yet so far."

  • @justicecooper7889
    @justicecooper7889 5 лет назад +156

    Idea:
    You should make a "escape the drone" game. When you make a form of maze or loop of houses. And then you go and find them in the maze/house, when you find them you fling them. And as a result they lose. You can also rig it so theirs no end and their in infinite torment.

    • @Ge4rloss
      @Ge4rloss 5 лет назад +6

      YASSSS QUEEN WE ALL LOVE INFINITE TORMENT

    • @Toffee521
      @Toffee521 5 лет назад +2

      YESSSS

    • @ratrat2686
      @ratrat2686 5 лет назад +2

      Like this

    • @patrickrivera8004
      @patrickrivera8004 5 лет назад +1

      huh? Isn’t understandable or it make sense but I still like this

    • @DarkBear
      @DarkBear 5 лет назад

      𝒴ℯ𝓈.

  • @ManeskinLoveCinnamoroll
    @ManeskinLoveCinnamoroll Месяц назад +6

    Albert's old videos will forever be iconic

  • @spiderman-xv8pg
    @spiderman-xv8pg 4 года назад +97

    5:17 when he said “Hi Drone” in that voice my heart melted 💔

  • @tiffanyclear1155
    @tiffanyclear1155 4 года назад +344

    Albert: "Why is she walking sideways?"
    The sideways girl: "Why is he walking forwards?"

  • @sillybilly9521
    @sillybilly9521 2 года назад +75

    Legends have it albert still stalks the girl with the drone to this day

  • @burningskies3806
    @burningskies3806 5 лет назад +192

    Albert, just secretly take Kaden on a “date” in Roblox, film it, but don’t set it up like a role play don’t let Kaden know. Then at the end of the “date” say: “Haha- Jk, lol.”

    • @ivan8250
      @ivan8250 5 лет назад +7

      This Needs more likes I want this to happen

    • @UltimateGummyCat22
      @UltimateGummyCat22 5 лет назад +1

      YESSSSS

    • @squidkid32
      @squidkid32 5 лет назад +9

      GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

    • @ackxol
      @ackxol 5 лет назад +13

      Hm, seems pretty gay to me-

    • @161friends
      @161friends 5 лет назад +6

      @@squidkid32 indeed, and we _love it_

  • @alessandraramos5419
    @alessandraramos5419 5 лет назад +547

    *"when i cut people in half, where do they go"*
    _-albert 2020_

  • @psfmEnvixinite
    @psfmEnvixinite 3 года назад +293

    The way Paige edited the "This is even not you house" is the best, Paige is really good at editing.

    • @Carsonn43
      @Carsonn43 3 года назад +12

      DONT FORGET ABOUT ADAM

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 3 года назад +1

      @@Carsonn43 You talk about the one that how will decapitate you and burn you alive?
      That robot a**hole

    • @Carsonn43
      @Carsonn43 3 года назад +2

      @@buggy730 ?

    • @Carsonn43
      @Carsonn43 3 года назад +5

      @@buggy730 i was talking about adam the other editor

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 3 года назад +4

      @@Carsonn43 Oh I thought you were talking about the budget cuts one.
      Still an a**hole.

  • @CosmicHazardNess
    @CosmicHazardNess Год назад +15

    im so happy i grew up to be just like you when i was a little kid i started watching your videos and now i freak people out in roblox and spy on them with admin commands and make them die in the most painfull ways thank you for the insparaition now i act like you now

  • @cooltrain-ce9ze
    @cooltrain-ce9ze 5 лет назад +194

    *Albert's drone flies into the house*
    Charmen5678: "This is even not you house"
    *Armed Police breaks in the house*
    Charmen5678: "This is even not you house"

  • @santoshghavre8447
    @santoshghavre8447 5 лет назад +185

    8:51 Paige's editing just got real

    • @sarahhazell8300
      @sarahhazell8300 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @VocalPlays
      @VocalPlays 4 года назад +5

      Why did I a laugh alot at the edit

    • @v01ddw3ll3r
      @v01ddw3ll3r 4 года назад

      Shadow Ninja idk :P

    • @MangoAVI
      @MangoAVI 4 года назад +3

      Get out of the comment section santosh.
      This is even not you house.

    • @Aiulux
      @Aiulux 4 года назад

      @Josevisky07 I fixed it :P

  • @keepinupwithGamerLeah
    @keepinupwithGamerLeah 3 года назад +1015

    This may not be a good idea but still I think it’s cool
    Idea: Find people in a house then put invisible walls on the doors then slowly start to shrink the house until they are in one tiny space

    • @kaerymasu
      @kaerymasu 3 года назад +56

      He did something similar first he blocked the exits of the house and made it slowly sink in the ground go down

    • @lastdidsomethingsmart
      @lastdidsomethingsmart 3 года назад +40

      That reminds me of a scene of SpongeBob where worms were drinking his home lol

    • @user-ry2fo9gs3m
      @user-ry2fo9gs3m 3 года назад +11

      I think its a good idea

    • @Bunnnies_Are_Adorable
      @Bunnnies_Are_Adorable 3 года назад +4

      Cool idea

    • @Swisches
      @Swisches 2 года назад

      Wow you really are a psychopath welcome to the team

  • @Funnydude1234.
    @Funnydude1234. 7 месяцев назад +11

    4:50 I think that he had his bio as "no glasses" because some people think glasses are ugly, but he had them on anyways lol.

  • @monochromebnws7175
    @monochromebnws7175 5 лет назад +167

    girl: i like... alex's friend **faces the drone**
    girl: hi drone
    ps. *that turned out so cute*

    • @shylixx
      @shylixx 4 года назад +4

      5:08

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 4 года назад +1

      Then alberto screams: *DIE DIE*

    • @widerock7360
      @widerock7360 4 года назад +3

      Romel Silva Plaza The world doesn’t revolve around you idiot

    • @vel8524
      @vel8524 4 года назад +1

      Romel Silva Plaza how is that not fair just because people like their comment more then they liked yours dosent mean it’s unfair

    • @widerock7360
      @widerock7360 4 года назад +1

      Vel THANK YOU!

  • @aliveandunwell430
    @aliveandunwell430 5 лет назад +260

    Nobody:
    Roblox RP: "This is even not you house"

    • @delighyt
      @delighyt 5 лет назад +1

      you commented two times

    • @byronjolma5043
      @byronjolma5043 5 лет назад

      On

    • @luv444vixen
      @luv444vixen 5 лет назад +2

      Why did you comment twice,your cursed now

    • @stevebarlowe6588
      @stevebarlowe6588 5 лет назад +3

      “Never comment twice” that is the second rule of the Internet.

    • @acupoftea8071
      @acupoftea8071 5 лет назад

      @Catherine Rogers no

  • @mixed_emxtionz5015
    @mixed_emxtionz5015 4 года назад +272

    “Why is she walking sideways?”
    Me: maybe she’s a crab in disguise xD

  • @Blackscreen-h6z
    @Blackscreen-h6z 3 месяца назад +8

    5:17 Hi Drone :D

  • @zerotheboi19
    @zerotheboi19 3 года назад +165

    8:50 *”this is even not you house”*
    - girl who doesnt like glasses

  • @sandycarson6575
    @sandycarson6575 5 лет назад +111

    Idea: make a war zone and make people sign up to fight than make them attack random people and then when you're done you nuke the map

  • @ohemaaatuahene7949
    @ohemaaatuahene7949 4 года назад +218

    9:52
    *"Jordan, protect her."*
    **Albert zaps him into the multiverse**

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 года назад +4

      Underrated as hecc

    • @walater5658
      @walater5658 4 года назад +1

      Spider-Man into the spider verse reference?

    • @bruhmoment7979
      @bruhmoment7979 4 года назад +2

      Sasuke you know anything with the word verse doesnt have to be a reference

    • @walater5658
      @walater5658 4 года назад

      Bruh moment I mean the god dam multi-verse

    • @indiepins1595
      @indiepins1595 4 года назад

      Alberts so nice

  • @TTrashPanda
    @TTrashPanda Год назад +4

    “ let’s see if those muscles could hold up his house, because they couldn’t hold up his *MARRIGE*!” had me crying😂

  • @kyle_rabui
    @kyle_rabui 5 лет назад +146

    "When I cut people in half, where do they go?"
    a new album by *flamenco*
    and also
    heaven i hope

    • @Titlefightersd
      @Titlefightersd 5 лет назад +12

      Billie:When we all fall as--
      Albert:IT'S WHEN WE CUT PEOPLE IN HALF

    • @fishencasedinjelly3950
      @fishencasedinjelly3950 5 лет назад +4

      That sentence pretty much describes The Hand from Jojo's bizzare adventure.

    • @ixi9536
      @ixi9536 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @lemonadedream3214
      @lemonadedream3214 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @blocksksksks
      @blocksksksks 5 лет назад +1

      no. he was killing the annoying noobs. so i hope the answer is heck

  • @quackorbit
    @quackorbit 5 лет назад +395

    albert: “oh how i love jayingee the youtuber!”
    if you love him so much, make another video with him
    *please.*

    • @5PR1T3_CR4N
      @5PR1T3_CR4N 5 лет назад +2

      No lollipop for u

    • @annrichuu
      @annrichuu 5 лет назад +18

      Don't force him. He has a reason why he's not making a video with him. >:/

    • @yonaku9065
      @yonaku9065 5 лет назад +34

      Anya_Tuber I still miss the jake and albert days tho 😪✊🏻

    • @5PR1T3_CR4N
      @5PR1T3_CR4N 5 лет назад +3

      @@yonaku9065 yeet

    • @5PR1T3_CR4N
      @5PR1T3_CR4N 5 лет назад +10

      @@annrichuu bruh stop with the stupid face

  • @bittercoleslaw6667
    @bittercoleslaw6667 5 лет назад +64

    Admin Idea : *go in life in paradise with kaden and pretend to be the devil and kaden the angel and you force the noob to do bad things while kaden do the opposite*

    • @elkmote3322
      @elkmote3322 5 лет назад +2

      That's a really good idea!

    • @Rainy_Dawn
      @Rainy_Dawn 5 лет назад +4

      Amazing idea, it looks weird when you read it, but sounds great 👍

    • @JackHanma267
      @JackHanma267 5 лет назад +1

      Oook nice idea

    • @24Arrian
      @24Arrian 5 лет назад +2

      Intense hentai Doujinshi that names kinda hot

    • @andrewduboce1341
      @andrewduboce1341 5 лет назад +1

      that’s a cool idea

  • @OfficialCattyZGaming
    @OfficialCattyZGaming 2 месяца назад +19

    0:22 slickback?

  • @nintenvlogz
    @nintenvlogz 4 года назад +103

    That girl looked very friendly when she said “hi drone”

  • @therobloxianaviator685
    @therobloxianaviator685 4 года назад +375

    “FBI OPEN UP!”
    “This is even not you house.”
    *a simple spell but quite unbreakable*

  • @Msp0309
    @Msp0309 5 лет назад +80

    Idea: when someone sleeps tp them to somewhere else and make them very confused. Then, tp the person to the same spot and make them think they were dreaming.

    • @freyjacooper9082
      @freyjacooper9082 5 лет назад +7

      How do you expect that to work? It's a video game, not real life

    • @vivlovesposty
      @vivlovesposty 5 лет назад +6

      Freyja Cooper theres a command called “blind” I believe. Therefore, it could work.

    • @mas9758
      @mas9758 5 лет назад +3

      Toby and Marshmello no he means they obviously won’t think they’ve been dreaming

    • @EpigeoN_
      @EpigeoN_ 5 лет назад

      Jerry Zhou have you not dreamed ever??

    • @mas9758
      @mas9758 5 лет назад +3

      Ap Plays not in roblox

  • @averywilliams1992
    @averywilliams1992 Год назад +1

    This guy makes me laugh all the time. Like when he said “like they just disintegrate, where do they
    go?”

    • @averywilliams1992
      @averywilliams1992 Год назад

      And that girl in the tent saying “hi drone” got me dying😂

    • @averywilliams1992
      @averywilliams1992 Год назад

      And she is literally having a conversation with the drone.

    • @averywilliams1992
      @averywilliams1992 Год назад

      Just saying “ hi drone” and “stop drone” is just hilarious

  • @xiaolucas11
    @xiaolucas11 5 лет назад +70

    Albert: *entering into people with the drone*
    Hopper from Stranger Things: "HEY! Three inch minimum!"

  • @kennethh4200
    @kennethh4200 4 года назад +551

    “When i cut people in half, where do they go?”
    -Albert Eilish 2020

    • @razz5674
      @razz5674 4 года назад +18

      To heck

    • @infamousnationfan
      @infamousnationfan 4 года назад +5

      2020*

    • @mitsuri3643
      @mitsuri3643 4 года назад +3

      Shadow Dude 2020 bruh

    • @natashaheart
      @natashaheart 4 года назад +11

      He is wife’s with bille Ellish?!?!?!?!?!? I thought Alberta’s lastname was sstuff

    • @grzyb11
      @grzyb11 4 года назад +4

      this is from 2020 dude

  • @miwxtsu1750
    @miwxtsu1750 5 лет назад +103

    6:02 honestly it’s hard to believe that these are real people having a real conversation and not some cliche roblox drama

  • @Dexterville3
    @Dexterville3 Год назад +3

    I love watching flamingo while studying, he genuinely makes me have fun.

  • @jimmygeis8951
    @jimmygeis8951 4 года назад +77

    Albert: hopefully there won’t be a robot war in our lifetime.
    2020: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @im_wavey
    @im_wavey 3 года назад +571

    "Its a really powerful move to break into someone's house and call them a intruder" -Albert 2020

    • @luvxcharlo.ৎ
      @luvxcharlo.ৎ 2 года назад +4

      Love this 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @rageguy777
      @rageguy777 2 года назад +3

      @@luvxcharlo.ৎ yes

    • @Tatiana-qx6uq
      @Tatiana-qx6uq 2 года назад

      🙃😁🙂🙃😊🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃😊😄🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😗😗🥸🤨😘😋☺️

    • @chris3818
      @chris3818 2 года назад +1

      2:38

    • @Yarrgenius
      @Yarrgenius 2 года назад +2

      @Wrath This is even not you house

  • @lexterlovee
    @lexterlovee 5 лет назад +299

    My teacher’s dividing fractions rule is “don’t cut people in half”

  • @lordboss110
    @lordboss110 2 года назад +1

    3:24 Bless you! I never noticed this and I watched this video so many times

  • @____3034
    @____3034 4 года назад +155

    Nobody...
    Girl: I LiKe sinGer, I lIKe RiCh
    Me: ah, yes. The newest moto moto chuncky song

  • @secretsofcomments4714
    @secretsofcomments4714 5 лет назад +64

    1 year ago: still waiting for jake and Albert to colab again
    Now: Anytime soon

  • @bakugousmomyeet8913
    @bakugousmomyeet8913 4 года назад +361

    Albert: Oh how i love Jayingee, the youtuber.
    me: 𝗮𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀

    • @MYKE-i8w
      @MYKE-i8w 4 года назад +25

      FCKING RIGHT ????? i mISSED Them so much-

    • @dalapathy
      @dalapathy 4 года назад +5

      Well they just made a vid rogether

    • @bakugousmomyeet8913
      @bakugousmomyeet8913 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Lec_Here
      @Lec_Here 4 года назад +1

      @@MYKE-i8w the nani you said

    • @rainydawn7326
      @rainydawn7326 4 года назад

      @@MYKE-i8w no

  • @MikaTheAnimator
    @MikaTheAnimator Год назад +1

    Always cracks me up with the "this is even not you house. 😡" that I know whenever to say it

  • @finnflipper49
    @finnflipper49 5 лет назад +372

    “Oh how I love, Jayingee the youtuber..I- I love him so much that I am going to steal his video ideas!”
    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
    edit:i dont ship jalbert

    • @amyb6524
      @amyb6524 5 лет назад +29

      nobody special I miss their vids together

    • @braydenrobinett5400
      @braydenrobinett5400 5 лет назад +4

      You Coby me t

    • @vibe3063
      @vibe3063 5 лет назад +9

      nobody special *Jalbert fans intensifies*

    • @spaintrain652
      @spaintrain652 5 лет назад +1

      U got ur avatar from the real emoji movie lol

    • @rilovessoysauce
      @rilovessoysauce 5 лет назад

      Kian 0708 yea 🥺

  • @TurtleAnimates2
    @TurtleAnimates2 3 года назад +346

    "this is even not you house"
    *Wise words from the wise woman.*
    Edit: IM FAMOUS!

  • @noxqve
    @noxqve 5 лет назад +53

    “It’s a real power move to break into somebody’s house and call them an intruder.”

  • @Elise_Utyy
    @Elise_Utyy 2 года назад +3

    Flamingo : "Ill make a natural disaster!"
    Me:" Then its not a Natural disaster, is a Alber- saster"

  • @EggIcee
    @EggIcee 4 года назад +407

    Teacher : what do you wanna do when you grow up kids?
    Albert : I wanna spy on people with drones!
    Teacher : ok....
    (Edit : shut)

  • @joeocchino5597
    @joeocchino5597 4 года назад +89

    I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN YOU DID THE FBI THING WITH THE "this is even not you house"
    Time stamp: 8:54

  • @æ63505
    @æ63505 5 лет назад +110

    I fly a drone around noobs
    Me: Wait isn’t that harassment?
    Albert: I got arrested
    Me: ...

  • @QU1VR
    @QU1VR 2 года назад +7

    3:31 “snee- or bless you. SAY IT. “ -Albert

  • @S_9nimat18
    @S_9nimat18 5 лет назад +119

    Albert: *I LOvE JAYINgE So MUch*
    Jalbert Fans: YES YEs ITs FiNallY HApPENINg
    Albert: that I’m going to steal his video ideas
    Jalbert Fans: ....*sheep*..

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 5 лет назад +11

      Jalbert fans are dead lol

    • @greyiua
      @greyiua 5 лет назад +1

      Sachi Moo 🗿 no (sorry I toke that seriously 😳)

    • @cromptus1161
      @cromptus1161 5 лет назад

      HAHAHA SO TRUE

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 5 лет назад

      @Infinity Paradox on whose channel? Jayingee or flamingo

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 5 лет назад

      @@greyiua that's fine, I didn't mean to actually insult anyone

  • @28k_vibeq13
    @28k_vibeq13 5 лет назад +301

    Billie : when we all fall asleep where do we go..?
    Albert : when we *cut* people in half where do they go?

  • @theblukat
    @theblukat 4 года назад +221

    “I like no glasses”
    “I like no glasses”
    “I like no glasses”
    *TOP THREEE REASONS IM SINGLE*

  • @HURRIC4NEyt
    @HURRIC4NEyt 2 года назад +11

    the girl calling those homeowners the intruders, she is the type of person to look up and down when crossing the road no cap lmao

    • @jamesabestos2800
      @jamesabestos2800 Год назад +1

      Lithium carbonate prices in China tumbled to a near-14-month low of CNY 332,500 per tonne in March, losing 45% of its value in the last four months, pressured by a pullback in demand expectations and signs of strong supply. After subsidizing battery manufacturers and granting cash rewards to new electric vehicle purchases, the Chinese government halted incentives for the new energy auto sector in January and catalyzed a decline in demand for battery inputs by auto manufacturers. The overproduction of batteries at the end of 2022 to take advantage of subsidies led top battery producer CATL to sell products at a steep discount this year, with the firm projecting carbonate prices to halve in the upcoming months. Meanwhile, top producer Australia forecasted global output of lithium carbonate equivalent to reach 915,000 tonnes in 2023, a 32% rise from 2022’s estimate. On top of that, 8.5 million tons of lithium were found in a deposit in Iran, equivalent to 10% of the world reserve.

    • @Hollyw00dkid
      @Hollyw00dkid Год назад

      @@jamesabestos2800 what

  • @Blio_
    @Blio_ 5 лет назад +59

    “I wanna be one of those drones that flies over a natural disaster”
    * Albert flies over me *

    • @jennypennybarthel106
      @jennypennybarthel106 5 лет назад +3

      I The was your time I was was gonna I gotta was a good morning hope you had fun with your mom and dad I gotta is a good morning I hope you had a good time with your dad I hope 🤞🏿 was the day that you were gonna last week we were supposed be at work at all the other day and then it was the night I was going to

    • @Blio_
      @Blio_ 5 лет назад +4

      Jreeks you have a stroke?

    • @nisanyagmuryalcn5511
      @nisanyagmuryalcn5511 5 лет назад +2

      @@jennypennybarthel106 r/ihadastroke

    • @silk.and.cologne
      @silk.and.cologne 5 лет назад +1

      @@Blio_ Jreeks was using the autocorrect thing lol.

    • @canaanseay1954
      @canaanseay1954 5 лет назад +1

      Hi I am going home to see if I can pick up my phone 📲 is that time for dinner I have a new phone 📱 is that a great day I just want my kids birthday 🎁 I have some of those who have been in a great place for dinner so I’m gonna I wanna was a good day I wanna was a good home 🏠 I wanna was geeeutoeye I was a good game to be able to get the first place I had the best time to go to get my hair cut so they were my first and I got a good job with it so I had a nice time coming to my place for the first place and my hair cut my day off my day I wanna was the first time and I was gonna I wanna play roblox was the best place I had a good dinner and I wanna was a great 👍 morning it is so much fun and I wanna was a good game I had a good game for the fun but I just got home and hhhhhgf is a great way of doing it for a new one ☝️ is the first place

  • @jamorantdaddy827
    @jamorantdaddy827 5 лет назад +102

    Albert: "oh how i love jayingee the youtuber"
    Jalbert fans: dont be shy put some more

    • @cocoa7896
      @cocoa7896 5 лет назад +5

      me: yes

    • @jakeshively
      @jakeshively 5 лет назад +2

      @@cocoa7896 yes.

    • @shi_ggy
      @shi_ggy 5 лет назад +3

      this is so relatedable...Im a jalbert fan myself and believe this is so true LOL

    • @kaicutie1792
      @kaicutie1792 5 лет назад

      9 year old: gooooo noob: >:( ahhhhhh!!!!! 9 year old girl: just shut up!!

    • @deefeeted8636
      @deefeeted8636 5 лет назад +1

      @@shi_ggy N O B O D Y

  • @capri88able
    @capri88able 3 года назад +186

    “I’m trying to figure out, when I cut people in half where do they go.”

  • @jackdejarnatt5698
    @jackdejarnatt5698 Год назад +3

    The guy who said "you misunderstood me" is probably the only one who is not a 3 year old

  • @nobodyatall2649
    @nobodyatall2649 4 года назад +177

    When someone gets in my house: *This is even not u house*
    And then if they still go in
    Me: *gets a drone*
    Whoever it can be: hi drone
    Me: *DiE*

  • @afshan7865
    @afshan7865 4 года назад +129

    The girl: This is even not ur house
    Fbi: Whoa were leaving

  • @vitaleiscool
    @vitaleiscool 5 лет назад +70

    8:39
    "My Depression Brain When I Look In The Mirror"
    *I Can Relate.*

    • @getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734
      @getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 5 лет назад +1

      get 60k..R💲 now he

    • @starflet97
      @starflet97 5 лет назад

      :"(
      *we* can relate..

    • @soyeah7404
      @soyeah7404 5 лет назад +1

      I get an add when i click that time thing

    • @HelixAdamOxford
      @HelixAdamOxford 5 лет назад +3

      No you probably can’t. Depression isn’t just being sad

    • @vitaleiscool
      @vitaleiscool 5 лет назад

      @@HelixAdamOxford It's A Joke Why Do You Have To Make such A Big Deal About it?

  • @IvantillMizisua
    @IvantillMizisua Год назад +2

    Albert, can you troll people with unanchoring all the house and you morph into giant chuck e cheese?

  • @BoglinLover49
    @BoglinLover49 5 лет назад +142

    Denis: I’m the best roblox youtuber
    Albert: hold my Felipe

    • @Rainy_Dawn
      @Rainy_Dawn 5 лет назад +2

      Over used but still an like

    • @heyheyitsajw4034
      @heyheyitsajw4034 5 лет назад +2

      GrumpyLittleAlex Flamingo is my favorite

    • @raccoondognoareindeer
      @raccoondognoareindeer 5 лет назад +1

      So call so chill so chill so chill you over thinker but it good so chill so chill

    • @Legend2Legit
      @Legend2Legit 5 лет назад +4

      Hold my admin commands fit better
      Rip Felipe 2019

    • @BoglinLover49
      @BoglinLover49 5 лет назад +1

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm look out for next upload :)

  • @creamcheese_3396
    @creamcheese_3396 5 лет назад +49

    Albert: it’s time to cut the dog Me: Yay, dinners almost here.

  • @enokiizlmao
    @enokiizlmao 4 года назад +59

    Nobody:
    Neighbors:*breaks door*
    That girl:*jumps down from ceiling*
    Also that girl: _this is even not you house_

  • @WeenieJeenie
    @WeenieJeenie 9 месяцев назад +1

    Flamingo causally flinging ppl away to another universe brings me joy

  • @overallpawsome851
    @overallpawsome851 4 года назад +58

    *This channel is proof that you don’t need a full on five minute intro into your youtube videos to get more subscribers. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.*

  • @svvrw1335
    @svvrw1335 4 года назад +148

    "Who needs girls when you got Albert!"
    -Me
    Edit: Guys this was a month ago, lol.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @nyx_news
    @nyx_news 5 лет назад +55

    Albert:"o how I love Jayingee the RUclipsr!"
    *Jalbert fangirls has entered the chat*

    • @mbx2032
      @mbx2032 5 лет назад +3

      Asid Omg is there actually such thing??? He has a girlfriend !

    • @Doom_Combat
      @Doom_Combat 5 лет назад +4

      He has a girlfriend so uh 3 problems

    • @nyx_news
      @nyx_news 5 лет назад +2

      @@mbx2032 yes, Jalbert is a thing-

    • @nyx_news
      @nyx_news 5 лет назад +2

      @@Doom_Combat yes Ik, Jake x Albert will never be a thing- he has a GF. It's a joke

  • @n3rds_n_sk1ttles
    @n3rds_n_sk1ttles Год назад +18

    I know it’d be an honor to be disrespected by Albert, but he terrorizes these games, so imagine how amazing it’d be to be respected by him 😃

  • @alliumrose6862
    @alliumrose6862 3 года назад +128

    "When I cut people in half where do they go" Albert 2020

  • @redmask1252
    @redmask1252 3 года назад +417

    On really deserved that Oscar. His performance on dealing with intruders in movies are phenomenal

  • @scarlettfyre
    @scarlettfyre 5 лет назад +33

    albert logic: i love jake. BUT I ALSO LOVE THEFT AHAHA

  • @TotallyBolero
    @TotallyBolero Год назад +3

    "This is Even not You house" had me dying

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 5 лет назад +254

    “I just made her get hit by a car”
    The car: I just got hit by a girl

    • @ellatelfer5919
      @ellatelfer5919 5 лет назад +7

      If you couldn't see the drone (like me) it just looked like she gave up and jumped like 100 meters down the road to die

    • @arnoldfabella3898
      @arnoldfabella3898 5 лет назад +2

      the girl: aww thats hurts car#54

    • @Yumpop82
      @Yumpop82 4 года назад +2

      @@ellatelfer5919 In America: You get hit by car.
      In Soviet Russia: Car get hit by you.

    • @manolitotan6708
      @manolitotan6708 4 года назад +2

      @@Yumpop82 Ayyy That's from a Yo mama RUclipsr
      (I Think-)

    • @smerch101
      @smerch101 4 года назад +1

      Wdym?

  • @memoshu1551
    @memoshu1551 4 года назад +106

    “Bless you o-or me, SAY IT.”
    *silently watches.*
    Me: *”Bless you.”*

  • @darandompeople8739
    @darandompeople8739 4 года назад +171

    “When I cut people in half...where do they go?”
    -Albert Eilish 2020

    • @sarayasser500
      @sarayasser500 4 года назад +6

      da rxndom people more like Albert eyelash 2020

    • @user-wt2tp9mo4w
      @user-wt2tp9mo4w 4 года назад +4

      Ik where they go they go the heavin

    • @xosafaa
      @xosafaa 4 года назад +2

      I know where they went
      They went out of the land

    • @emimimimimi11
      @emimimimimi11 4 года назад +2

      They go to deeper then heaven

    • @babyb667
      @babyb667 4 года назад +3

      They get flinged into Billie’s Eyelash

  • @javinshki17000
    @javinshki17000 2 года назад +8

    5:17 she is far too precious

  • @coolsmiggle
    @coolsmiggle 5 лет назад +40

    Alternate video title:
    Stalking noobs on roblox and killing them out of pure boredom

  • @christopher1764
    @christopher1764 4 года назад +65

    “I hope there’s no robot war”
    2020: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @gosubscribetomymainkyanzti7531
      @gosubscribetomymainkyanzti7531 4 года назад

      Im writing it down do i remember

    • @mdj331mj
      @mdj331mj 4 года назад +1

      KAKASHI SENSEI WHERES MY RAMEN YOU SAID WE COULD GET RAMEN ONCE I FINISHED MY TRAINING!!

    • @djpablog
      @djpablog 4 года назад

      Muriel Jenkins no it’s in the Marino olympics