Nokia Arabic Ringtone (Remastered)

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @webby8075
    @webby8075 5 лет назад +52327

    Entering a desert town in a video game be like:

    • @disgracedsphinx3494
      @disgracedsphinx3494 5 лет назад +2670

      Literally every desert level in any game

    • @akner2222
      @akner2222 5 лет назад +471

      OSRS be like

    • @epicsmg3740
      @epicsmg3740 5 лет назад +476

      This is accurate than in the other video since this is remastered, but still stolen joke.

    • @Basedbrawler
      @Basedbrawler 5 лет назад +132

      Town With No Name?

    • @virdaeumcsgo1132
      @virdaeumcsgo1132 5 лет назад +23

      Im your 1300th like

  • @johnyboy228
    @johnyboy228 4 года назад +4939

    *When the Uber driver is going over 150 mph saying* “What is the meaning of life”

  • @tapicyl
    @tapicyl 4 года назад +10306

    This sounds like rejected Wii music

    • @madisonr6481
      @madisonr6481 4 года назад +343

      The cheap Wii you bought online from John Smith

    • @socky2cocky
      @socky2cocky 4 года назад +16

      LMAO YEAH

    • @hxdzz._.
      @hxdzz._. 4 года назад +91

      or like some super mario sand level

    • @mo_chip2124
      @mo_chip2124 4 года назад +4

      480th like

    • @mattyboi-matt4338
      @mattyboi-matt4338 4 года назад +36

      It is rejected wii music

  • @ladymythics
    @ladymythics 3 года назад +684

    Quiet Kid: Roasts His Bully
    Everyone Else at The BBQ Party:

  • @KatTheLavaGirl
    @KatTheLavaGirl 4 года назад +7839

    Me: *swallows a tablet without water*
    The Samsung employee:

  • @eldelostacos9980
    @eldelostacos9980 4 года назад +7444

    When you are in your uber and get a message from your uber saying that is waiting for you

    • @KochamShotowac
      @KochamShotowac 4 года назад +185

      oh no lmfao

    • @mgdons323
      @mgdons323 4 года назад +41

      Oof

    • @tuckrex2038
      @tuckrex2038 4 года назад +72

      holy shit this is good

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 4 года назад +188

      And it’s a white van

    • @ca9inec0mic58
      @ca9inec0mic58 4 года назад +140

      @@x_kittrix and there are no candies in the van....

  • @RickOps
    @RickOps 4 года назад +1577

    Me: Siri call my father
    Siri: Which one?
    Me:

  • @rlsYt1000
    @rlsYt1000 3 года назад +805

    Teacher: We are going to Bangladesh
    Kid named Ladesh :

  • @PocketRocket_
    @PocketRocket_ 4 года назад +35381

    I watched a 15 second ad to listen to this

    • @sdmedia1323
      @sdmedia1323 4 года назад +2494

      A noble sacrifice for great purposes.

    • @Heliocentricity
      @Heliocentricity 4 года назад +168

      Ublock Origin is here to help.

    • @ajinkyadhotre3502
      @ajinkyadhotre3502 4 года назад +195

      @@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380 dude lmao even i do the same every single fucking time 😂even if the ad is 5 sec long

    • @mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380
      @mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380 4 года назад +86

      @@ajinkyadhotre3502 Same, wtf is the point of watching 15 and 20s unskippable ads and shit, ngl I don't skip 5s ones but if its any longer you can be sure asf I'm skipping it 😂

    • @ajinkyadhotre3502
      @ajinkyadhotre3502 4 года назад +32

      @@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380 yeah recently even I've stopped skipping 5 sec adv cuz many times I went on quitting the video in order to skip those 5 sec ads so many times till I realised instead i would have saved time waiting for that 5 sec adv to skip 😂

  • @zargowtf1358
    @zargowtf1358 4 года назад +5650

    Me: Changes position since I'm uncomfortable
    The doctors during my surgery:

    • @ItsReeTime
      @ItsReeTime 4 года назад +36

      underrated comment

    • @dickhandsome1607
      @dickhandsome1607 4 года назад +128

      The surgeon: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

    • @okuyasu4033
      @okuyasu4033 4 года назад +141

      Me: Flips over to the cold side of the pillow
      Everyone else at the open-casket funeral:

    • @naxezy9635
      @naxezy9635 4 года назад +3

      i think this same comment was on the original video lol

    • @PKINGU
      @PKINGU 4 года назад +5

      Ouch

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 4 года назад +4644

    Me: *Goes home because I'm bored*
    My kidnapper:

  • @rakhassy7617
    @rakhassy7617 3 года назад +2419

    Paralyzed people: **gets up**
    Blind man: "wait, did he just get up?"
    Mute man: "yo, did he just see?"
    Deaf man: "did he just talk?"
    The doctor:

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 года назад +167

      Jesus: don’t look at me.

    • @moethemoon
      @moethemoon 3 года назад +38

      Lmao thats creative af

    • @Quacktivate
      @Quacktivate 3 года назад +52

      @@moethemoon he didnt make it up

    • @TheRandomRager
      @TheRandomRager 3 года назад +44

      The other doctor: wait did that doctor just fix all of their problems?

    • @CrypticLoreKeeper
      @CrypticLoreKeeper 3 года назад +14

      I had a stroke laughing at this comment

  • @hans-san457
    @hans-san457 4 года назад +26723

    When you visit the Dark Web and see yourself for sale:

    • @materialgirl1585
      @materialgirl1585 4 года назад +1308

      Your profile matches this sm

    • @shashankpriyadarshi5278
      @shashankpriyadarshi5278 4 года назад +506

      @@materialgirl1585 ya like holy shit that's a creepy pfp

    • @aokadas3489
      @aokadas3489 4 года назад +248

      When you see the 179th stolen comment on youtube today:

    • @Kaizar1337
      @Kaizar1337 4 года назад +444

      @@aokadas3489 when you cant understand nothing is original on yt:

    • @luminareflare4914
      @luminareflare4914 4 года назад +359

      Buy yourself.

  • @ceciliaschariac8632
    @ceciliaschariac8632 4 года назад +3275

    Me: tries to socialize with the shy guy
    Everyone in that SCP containment Facility:

    • @ItsReeTime
      @ItsReeTime 4 года назад +38

      underrated comment

    • @RayanfhoulaBR
      @RayanfhoulaBR 4 года назад +80

      *screaming intensifies*

    • @ampere7220
      @ampere7220 4 года назад +35

      SCP-173 goes [REDACTED]

    • @accountdisbanded
      @accountdisbanded 4 года назад +20

      Shy guy: finally socialized with him above.
      Statue: jumpscare_reset.ini started working
      Plague Doctor: plague_setup.ini stopped working

    • @somemf6134
      @somemf6134 4 года назад +8

      As long as you don't look at his face

  • @swiglydickly3720
    @swiglydickly3720 4 года назад +3662

    Me: eats all the chips
    Everyone else at the casino:

  • @benjengen9766
    @benjengen9766 2 года назад +127

    Me: *beats up a guy trying to break in my house*
    Santa’s elves:

  • @DARTH-R3VAN
    @DARTH-R3VAN 4 года назад +2866

    Me: Peacefully Peeing in the Toilet
    Everyone at Ikea:

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 года назад +30

      Original

    • @baharsabet2895
      @baharsabet2895 4 года назад +20

      UNDERRATEDDDD

    • @margo3c541
      @margo3c541 4 года назад +11

      @@bait5257 how does one pee peacefully? Serious question

    • @jadew6795
      @jadew6795 4 года назад +37

      @@margo3c541 so you pee screaming bloody murder?

    • @margo3c541
      @margo3c541 4 года назад +12

      @@jadew6795 yes

  • @kalembahaobijam5353
    @kalembahaobijam5353 4 года назад +4348

    Me : *kills a giant mouse*
    Everybody at Disneyland:

  • @Theman-mv6dn
    @Theman-mv6dn 4 года назад +3498

    Me: Eats a Big Mac
    Everyone else at the apple store:

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 4 года назад +25

      Oh wow an original comment

    • @SK-wn8jg
      @SK-wn8jg 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @named746
      @named746 4 года назад +1

      @@x_kittrix yep

    • @swordcrafted
      @swordcrafted 4 года назад +14

      Theman 666 Yum! Tastes like *low quality specs* at *high prices*

    • @randomhandle7
      @randomhandle7 4 года назад +2

      awesome let’s start a comment war for NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
      edit: before anyone screams at me this wasnt directed to the commenter, but to one of the replies.

  • @Superdonut001
    @Superdonut001 3 года назад +98

    Me: *uninstalls windows*
    The construction worker:

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 4 года назад +4083

    Me: *flips pillow over cause I’m uncomfortable*
    My family at my funeral:

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 4 года назад +122

      Everyone on youtube when a dead person posts a comment:

    • @maddogg6298
      @maddogg6298 4 года назад +45

      This happens too often

    • @soupricemf1260
      @soupricemf1260 4 года назад +26

      U got me in the first half ngl

    • @justpixel5670
      @justpixel5670 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @fgip358
      @fgip358 4 года назад +1

      @@kpsiex lmao

  • @snorf4730
    @snorf4730 4 года назад +2405

    me: using a knife to save ammo
    everyone in the laser tag arena:

  • @Minecraftian09
    @Minecraftian09 4 года назад +4520

    Me: throws away ugly painting
    Everyone else at the museum:

    • @DARTH-R3VAN
      @DARTH-R3VAN 4 года назад +51

      Here have like for original comment

    • @NotSoHappi
      @NotSoHappi 4 года назад +2

      @@DARTH-R3VAN angry at an ironic joke, are we?

    • @jewelsthecat5331
      @jewelsthecat5331 4 года назад +55

      IMineBlox
      They aren’t angry? They’re saying the comment was original lol

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 года назад +26

      @@NotSoHappi
      Normal people's brain: 🧠
      Your brain: 🤏

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 года назад +16

      IMineBlox
      Normal people: 👨
      You: 🤡

  • @Cold_Frost41
    @Cold_Frost41 2 года назад +62

    Me: *eats a hot dog*
    Everyone at the most handsome dog contest:

  • @milkey_man
    @milkey_man 4 года назад +2552

    When you try to buy yourself on the dark web, but instead of getting kidnapped you get an identical twin

  • @DarkWonderland
    @DarkWonderland 4 года назад +4062

    me: licks the bowl clean
    everyone else in the mcdonalds public bathrooms:

  • @zeldius3397
    @zeldius3397 4 года назад +2704

    Me: *Cracks a Joke*
    Deaf Kid: *Laughs*
    Everyone else:

  • @ultronisgaming2024
    @ultronisgaming2024 3 года назад +360

    Me: kills a sheep to get 3 wools so I can make a bed for me to sleep
    Everyone at the Farm:

  • @picolasbnf
    @picolasbnf 4 года назад +600

    When you're the only friend of the Quiet Kid and he tells you to stay home tomorrow.

  • @vivxd_
    @vivxd_ 4 года назад +1617

    Me: eats all the chips
    Everyone else playing poker:

  • @telluride3577
    @telluride3577 5 лет назад +1745

    0:14 When you're swinging at the park

  • @peacefullolvitp7893
    @peacefullolvitp7893 3 года назад +225

    Me: Eats my chocolate and Drinks Lemonade.
    Everyone at the Public Bathroom:

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 5 лет назад +2224

    this is what happens when you run an aux cord into your skull and try to gain knowledge from the computers

    • @sum1namedkris
      @sum1namedkris 5 лет назад +1

      exactly @Jomaster The second u use usb male

    • @holographicwings
      @holographicwings 5 лет назад +4

      That's- oddly specific

    • @zotbalrog2285
      @zotbalrog2285 5 лет назад +1

      this sounds like something i would remember during a bad trip

    • @clemmie4
      @clemmie4 5 лет назад

      You only can transfer sound xD

    • @SK-pj8mg
      @SK-pj8mg 5 лет назад

      Jomaster The Second lol

  • @DavidDaGamer
    @DavidDaGamer 4 года назад +4877

    Teacher: "We're going to Bangkok!"
    Kid named Kok:

    • @necolombus
      @necolombus 4 года назад +149

      totally fucking underrated comment

    • @rshdy7800
      @rshdy7800 4 года назад +81

      totally fucking underrated comment

    • @Zulfa1065
      @Zulfa1065 4 года назад +72

      totally fucking underrated comment

    • @justanothersaturday6222
      @justanothersaturday6222 4 года назад +68

      totally fucking underrated comment

    • @buscemi3077
      @buscemi3077 4 года назад +65

      totally fucking underrated comment

  • @skyes4552
    @skyes4552 4 года назад +4206

    Blind Guy: Did you see that
    Deaf Guy: You can see?
    Mute Guy: You can hear?
    Doctor:

  • @gunesh6694
    @gunesh6694 2 года назад +35

    This ringtone and the comments are just pure gold that i'm saving this vid in my watch later playlist

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 месяцев назад

      me trying not to laugh at the comments on this video
      everyone at my grandma's funeral:

  • @Al-wf9bv
    @Al-wf9bv 4 года назад +2054

    Me: flips pillow to the cold side
    My nurse that’s been monitoring my coma for the last 2 years:

    • @blue33x
      @blue33x 4 года назад +12

      stolen

    • @SharminTareque
      @SharminTareque 4 года назад +4

      blue33x bfdi fan

    • @kubikim
      @kubikim 4 года назад +36

      @@blue33x wow that's crazy dude
      I don't remember asking

    • @PDzay
      @PDzay 4 года назад

      Electric Dummy 😐

    • @Popseoh
      @Popseoh 4 года назад +3

      ب ر ا ه م و م ي ن ت

  • @hadilol
    @hadilol 4 года назад +563

    Mom:*Puts the baby to play outside*
    Everyone else in the plane:

    • @AsterV6
      @AsterV6 4 года назад +7

      Everyone be :0 :}
      Baby can cry outside the plane now

    • @hadilol
      @hadilol 4 года назад +2

      @@AsterV6 ye

    • @lauraherrera.6728
      @lauraherrera.6728 4 года назад +1

      💀

    • @DarkSide360-0
      @DarkSide360-0 4 года назад

      so accurate XD

    • @hadilol
      @hadilol 4 года назад +1

      @M Ꭷ Ꭰ Ꭴ N N Ꮿ nah

  • @somesmallstuff8647
    @somesmallstuff8647 4 года назад +3678

    Soldiers in 1918:
    Finally, the World War is over!
    Time Traveler:
    You mean the First world war?
    Soldiers:
    Look moma I'm famous

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 4 года назад +41

      This time, it was their sons fighting in the war.

    • @A_Random_Person324
      @A_Random_Person324 4 года назад +36

      good shit
      though i'll put this out there
      wasn't WW1 known as The Great War at the time or something like that?

    • @casulukmc
      @casulukmc 4 года назад +8

      yep then after ww2 it was now ww1

    • @NotMiraLol
      @NotMiraLol 4 года назад +17

      The soldier: oh hell naw I'm gonna leave this world right now

    • @1767Ω
      @1767Ω 4 года назад +3

      Haha

  • @PizzaRat77
    @PizzaRat77 7 месяцев назад +3

    "can i buy one, get one free? everyone in the adoption center":

  • @ammitthedevourer7316
    @ammitthedevourer7316 4 года назад +549

    Me: Yum, sushi!
    Everyone at the aquarium:

    • @DARTH-R3VAN
      @DARTH-R3VAN 4 года назад +3

      You need more likes

    • @saadahtsham7
      @saadahtsham7 4 года назад +2

      it should have been 'all the fishes at the aquarium'

    • @floppa1756
      @floppa1756 2 года назад

      “I’m thirsty. I want water.” All the fishes in the fish tank:

  • @ГеоргиКарачев
    @ГеоргиКарачев 4 года назад +3604

    When you're looking at your shadow and it suddenly walks away:

    • @unaverageavocado159
      @unaverageavocado159 4 года назад +157

      When you’re looking in the mirror and your reflection kills itself

    • @punktpunkk
      @punktpunkk 4 года назад +64

      “I’ve got enough of this shit”

    • @punktpunkk
      @punktpunkk 4 года назад +10

      @Ahs0ka TaYES NOT THOSE DREAMS HOLY SHIT

    • @some1744
      @some1744 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @accountdisbanded
      @accountdisbanded 4 года назад +1

      Me: A little girl screaming and running away from her shadow

  • @gengytoad2933
    @gengytoad2933 4 года назад +791

    Me: Turns off the computer to save electricity
    Everyone else at Chernobyl:

    • @captainprice5338
      @captainprice5338 4 года назад +7

      hol' up...

    • @mans.69yrsago17
      @mans.69yrsago17 4 года назад +7

      kaboom

    • @anarchyfork2676
      @anarchyfork2676 4 года назад +6

      3.6, not great not terrible
      **goes to toilet**

    • @HoChiMeme
      @HoChiMeme 4 года назад

      YOURE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AGAIN YOU INCOMPETENT ARSEHOLE

    • @chay-8520
      @chay-8520 4 года назад +1

      Dyatlov: 3.6 rontgen not great not terrible
      Dosimeter:

  • @ItsMuffin
    @ItsMuffin 3 года назад +87

    I'm Arab and I have to say THIS IS INSANLEY ACCURATE 😭😭👌

  • @crimsonredsky9552
    @crimsonredsky9552 5 лет назад +7751

    When your third wife calls you “daddy” instead of Rahim Bin Muhammed Abdul Salam

  • @kduck789
    @kduck789 4 года назад +726

    Surgeon: Where is the kidney?!
    Me eating the weird looking steak:

  • @WildVee
    @WildVee 5 лет назад +12267

    No, this isn't the real remastered version. There's no crying children in the background.

    • @brpburpw4096
      @brpburpw4096 5 лет назад +131

      LMAO

    • @khalatelomara
      @khalatelomara 5 лет назад +293

      Actually laughing with terrible echo
      I am egyptian so I live this 😂👍

    • @youni8268
      @youni8268 5 лет назад +50

      Damm that's fucked up but is tru tho always war

    • @pannacottafugo2311
      @pannacottafugo2311 5 лет назад +12

      hahahaha, funny

    • @user-zl1qv6tf1o
      @user-zl1qv6tf1o 5 лет назад +145

      @@youni8268 nothing is fucked up here. op is referring to the original video where you could hear a baby cry in the background

  • @ThePizzaManReal
    @ThePizzaManReal 3 года назад +40

    Me: misses once in rhythm heaven
    Literally everything:

    • @Rick90z
      @Rick90z Год назад

      Nice, another rhythm heaven fan

  • @flavoredmedia8897
    @flavoredmedia8897 5 лет назад +3157

    Arabic Mario be like:

    • @pelegst3528
      @pelegst3528 5 лет назад +38

      Asilum Castle Band OFFICIAL
      It’s a me Muhammad!

    • @piggyman-st8iu
      @piggyman-st8iu 5 лет назад +23

      More like literally every second World in Mario games

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 5 лет назад +9

      "I have to do this-a for Princess Peach, So Long Kafir Bowser!

    • @pannacottafugo2311
      @pannacottafugo2311 5 лет назад

      @Mister Kat well this is epic

    • @GANN_gems
      @GANN_gems 5 лет назад +2

      انه انا ماريو !

  • @ceoofmemes2885
    @ceoofmemes2885 4 года назад +1902

    Friends: lets hang out after school.
    Kid named Out:

    • @themanbehindtheslaughter3028
      @themanbehindtheslaughter3028 4 года назад +4

      Stolen

    • @Nightmare-yx2nl
      @Nightmare-yx2nl 4 года назад +12

      The man Behind the slaughter no one cares

    • @Mauricetz
      @Mauricetz 4 года назад +5

      So you must capitalize "out" cuz it's a name

    • @teemuhollander1360
      @teemuhollander1360 4 года назад +14

      @@themanbehindtheslaughter3028 If every joke on youtube could be used only once they would run out really quick.

    • @toruyoki7672
      @toruyoki7672 4 года назад +2

      mama mia that was a good one😂😂😂😂(sorry italians but my childhood is mario games sooo italian words are now in my veins)

  • @WolfzRemixz
    @WolfzRemixz 4 года назад +709

    Me: singing and dancing in the shower
    Everyone else at ikea:

  • @Bradox45
    @Bradox45 3 года назад +18

    Never changing from this ringtone again. It’s specially beautiful when it ring while in class🤣💀

  • @Shpinkledinkle
    @Shpinkledinkle 4 года назад +884

    Me: Kills the mouse that startled me
    Everyone else at Chuck E Cheese:

    • @kingls76p5weeb5
      @kingls76p5weeb5 4 года назад +2

      Pfffft, nice one

    • @criko0907
      @criko0907 4 года назад +17

      Congratulations you killed an Animatronic

    • @ravijntje8724
      @ravijntje8724 4 года назад +10

      @@criko0907 haha fnaf furry go BRRRRRRRRRR

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 4 года назад +4

      the fazebear gamer the animatronic may not be dead but the kids sure are.

    • @TheBurritoBanditt
      @TheBurritoBanditt 4 года назад

      F

  • @egs-zh3dt
    @egs-zh3dt 4 года назад +1899

    Me: spreads positivity wherever I go
    Everyone else at the coronavirus testing clinic:

    • @mrhaci7747
      @mrhaci7747 4 года назад +25

      Underrated

    • @aye6173
      @aye6173 4 года назад +15

      Yes, underrated comment

    • @metaltyre4894
      @metaltyre4894 4 года назад +1

      Well I saw the same comment on another video but I'm not gonna say that it's CoPieD

    • @yourenotanordinaryfella
      @yourenotanordinaryfella 4 года назад +2

      LMAOOOO
      THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE ONLY COMMENTS LIKE THIS THAT HAVE ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH, MAD RESPECT TO YOU

    • @Phymacss
      @Phymacss 4 года назад

      BAHAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED

  • @yourchoicess
    @yourchoicess 4 года назад +1692

    Nobody:
    The piano you used when you were 4 years old:

    • @curple3
      @curple3 4 года назад +12

      relatable

    • @gurlshutup69695
      @gurlshutup69695 4 года назад +9

      BRO THIS IS TOO ACCURATE-😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @heyrreso7
      @heyrreso7 4 года назад +8

      It played this exact music i swear

    • @haku985
      @haku985 4 года назад +1

      This is actually sad :(

    • @cotulprital0241
      @cotulprital0241 4 года назад +4

      they always had retarded sounds, they never had actual piano sounds

  • @alex-mn9tg
    @alex-mn9tg 3 года назад +177

    Archeologist: "dig in !"
    Me: *starts eating the dinos*
    Archeologist:

    • @Heeyboii
      @Heeyboii 3 года назад +2

      WTF

    • @Diniles
      @Diniles 3 года назад +1

      Archaeologists don't work with dinosaurs

    • @alex-mn9tg
      @alex-mn9tg 3 года назад +4

      @@Diniles
      ruins then
      Even better

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад

      I chocked on air, and then I laughed.

    • @KatTheLavaGirl
      @KatTheLavaGirl Год назад

      This sounds like a conversation between Luke Triton and Hershel Layton and I love it

  • @braindeaddipshit9801
    @braindeaddipshit9801 4 года назад +592

    Me: throws out the garbage bag
    Everyone at the crime scene:

  • @ProGremlinPlayer
    @ProGremlinPlayer 4 года назад +1505

    Me: "Wow the villain actually makes a really good point"
    Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary with me:

    • @Kileshahughes
      @Kileshahughes 4 года назад +15

      @@SSSTARGIRL95 AYO-😃

    • @AntonBerglund88
      @AntonBerglund88 4 года назад +15

      Why would you think that Winston Churchill and Stalin had a good point????

    • @AntonBerglund88
      @AntonBerglund88 4 года назад

      @@Bzons I dont see where firebombing civilians is a good point but ok

    • @AntonBerglund88
      @AntonBerglund88 4 года назад +5

      @@Bzons I agree, thats why I also agree there is no such thing as "Warcrimes", just atrocities.

    • @GoblinActivity
      @GoblinActivity 4 года назад +5

      @@AntonBerglund88 I think brogoblin was joking

  • @pieguy3602
    @pieguy3602 4 года назад +5089

    Me: *steals a girls heart*
    Everyone else in the hospital:

    • @cgbobsus6644
      @cgbobsus6644 4 года назад +7

      You stole this comment from the original video

    • @cgbobsus6644
      @cgbobsus6644 4 года назад +3

      @Alex Sohan Nope, I was telling the commenter, if I wanted to tell you that, I won have pinned you just like in his comment :D

    • @killaj2k281
      @killaj2k281 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Sohan yeah so technically he didn't steal your joke. He stole it from the other Arabic Nokia video

    • @thetin5957
      @thetin5957 4 года назад

      You won't.

    • @sanyalifts
      @sanyalifts 4 года назад

      Украл её сердце я бандит

  • @amv4life511
    @amv4life511 3 года назад +1

    Girl: I get bullied at school everyday
    Dad: ignore them and just stand up for your self
    The same girl on a wheel chair:

  • @chirunu
    @chirunu 4 года назад +684

    Home WiFi when least needed: 100 Mbps
    Home WiFi during an online test:

    • @StormzAway
      @StormzAway 4 года назад +3

      I know right :D
      It's like my WiFi knows that I really really need it

    • @فيصل-و5ح3ج
      @فيصل-و5ح3ج 4 года назад

      An*

    • @hayosiko9119
      @hayosiko9119 4 года назад +1

      In my eyes thats a benefit

  • @formerlymarislittlemultiverse
    @formerlymarislittlemultiverse 4 года назад +2660

    Me: **deletes some files to free up some space**
    Everyone in the literature club:

    • @inseguire1
      @inseguire1 4 года назад +91

      *angry deletion noises*

    • @abdelghanibouarouri3983
      @abdelghanibouarouri3983 4 года назад +41

      LMAOSNKWBDKDBDKEBFJDBKDBDJEBEKDBJSBDJEBS MONIKAAAAMMMM

    • @cestulvarzebuskal8643
      @cestulvarzebuskal8643 4 года назад +60

      You must be Monika

    • @yigityigitoglu7451
      @yigityigitoglu7451 3 года назад +54

      Welp. Yet another DDLC reference. They're everywhere, I swear. Everywhere.
      It's almost like they know.

    • @RobertPucovsky
      @RobertPucovsky 3 года назад +17

      @@yigityigitoglu7451 I see this as an absolute win

  • @gavinsfriend5632
    @gavinsfriend5632 4 года назад +1911

    Me: *adjusts my sleeping position*
    The nurse who was watching me while i was in a coma for 16 years:

    • @cheedam8738
      @cheedam8738 4 года назад +1

      Stolen?

    • @gavinsfriend5632
      @gavinsfriend5632 4 года назад +20

      @@cheedam8738
      Is it? I dont really know

    • @cheedam8738
      @cheedam8738 4 года назад +4

      @@gavinsfriend5632 Hmm, it's fine you didn't know you that, you can keep it.

    • @_Lythe_
      @_Lythe_ 4 года назад +15

      @@cheedam8738 Let the guy be

    • @sourvibes8338
      @sourvibes8338 4 года назад +1

      Did you find him ?

  • @onthefaultline
    @onthefaultline 2 года назад +12

    When you host a World Cup and you're the first country eliminated

    • @Generousworld
      @Generousworld 6 месяцев назад

      Bruh, why i laughed so hard at this
      My stomach aches so much now

  • @Zemlyaa
    @Zemlyaa 4 года назад +2476

    me: *sabotages lights and kills 2 people*
    everyone at walmart:

    • @deadaccount7821
      @deadaccount7821 4 года назад +102

      Nah they won’t care. Walmartians are crazy beings

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +132

      @@deadaccount7821 I like how you say "Walmartians" like they are a completely different species

    • @vishwangsuthar7672
      @vishwangsuthar7672 4 года назад +4

      Bruh
      ruclips.net/video/tJJEDdXIpvo/видео.html

    • @sadcat4101
      @sadcat4101 4 года назад +2

      Hold up,what the fuck?

    • @hannahhdrawz
      @hannahhdrawz 4 года назад +1

      @@stevepensando2593 same lmfao

  • @りお-h3j6r
    @りお-h3j6r 4 года назад +299

    when the rats during the black plague start making ratatouille:

  • @lionthepro6663
    @lionthepro6663 4 года назад +1514

    Me: *finally killed that super annoying boss*
    Everyone in the office:

  • @icebear5885
    @icebear5885 2 года назад +14

    Reading the comments while listening this is just something else..

  • @lonelybeaver482
    @lonelybeaver482 4 года назад +2226

    "Let's hang out after school"
    Kid named out:

    • @ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup
      @ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup 4 года назад +101

      Kid named Let's:

    • @cart4092
      @cart4092 4 года назад +34

      Not anyone kid named school

    • @lainn5210
      @lainn5210 4 года назад +46

      Kid named school:

    • @cart4092
      @cart4092 4 года назад +11

      LAINN I’m calling the original content police

    • @lainn5210
      @lainn5210 4 года назад +3

      @@cart4092 Lock me up 🤩🤩 I do be stealing comments

  • @nbacivilnba8950
    @nbacivilnba8950 4 года назад +1216

    *Me:* man, this fan's making a lot of noise let me switch it off
    *Everyone in the helicopter:*

    • @hyperplayer22
      @hyperplayer22 4 года назад +8

      Omg stolen like 100x times

    • @kirschitz64
      @kirschitz64 4 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html

    • @shroomy__rxcks
      @shroomy__rxcks 4 года назад +3

      @@kirschitz64 what does that have to do with the video?

    • @jacksonmikey5061
      @jacksonmikey5061 4 года назад +2

      @@shroomy__rxcks he’s replying to the comment lol

    • @shroomy__rxcks
      @shroomy__rxcks 4 года назад +2

      @@jacksonmikey5061 oops, i didn't bother to check the link since i thought it was self promo

  • @eun5oo280
    @eun5oo280 4 года назад +2721

    Me: **Roasts kid**
    Everyone else at the bbq party:

  • @realdescubre
    @realdescubre 2 года назад +5

    RUclipsr: Hi welcome to a new unboxing tutorial
    Everyone at the funeral:

  • @Idkkdiidk337
    @Idkkdiidk337 4 года назад +3034

    Me: *Finally kills the boss*
    Everyone at the office:

    • @polarcier
      @polarcier 4 года назад +14

      69 likes
      *NOICE*

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +8

      Stolen

    • @StigmataRealm09
      @StigmataRealm09 4 года назад +46

      @@buddy3563 every comment in the yt is all stolen
      first time?

    • @captainreishiro238
      @captainreishiro238 4 года назад +12

      @@buddy3563 stfu

    • @buddy3563
      @buddy3563 4 года назад +3

      @Your need to shut up for no reason yep. He can't get original one

  • @pongit2385
    @pongit2385 4 года назад +375

    Me after winning a staring contest against a doll:

  • @Dionicio3
    @Dionicio3 5 лет назад +520

    My favorite song finally got remastered

  • @mrjuicejunior
    @mrjuicejunior 2 года назад +1

    Me: shoots at targets to make my aim better
    Every person in a 7 foot radius in a school:

  • @marsic_ness
    @marsic_ness 4 года назад +1684

    Teacher: today, we're going to fingerpaint
    Guy named Paint:

  • @HalTheBot
    @HalTheBot 4 года назад +1489

    Me: *Starts killing all the monsters*
    Everyone else at the Halloween party:

    • @paint4097
      @paint4097 4 года назад +18

      Ok that’s dark LOL

    • @twopac_napp1922
      @twopac_napp1922 4 года назад +29

      Pink kinda sus

    • @Memphjs
      @Memphjs 4 года назад +5

      twopac_napp ikr

    • @Astroniko003
      @Astroniko003 4 года назад +8

      And then the monsters were *g o n e*

    • @mostafanb9622
      @mostafanb9622 4 года назад +2

      wtf i didnt get it but i cant stop laughing lol

  • @doncheadle6085
    @doncheadle6085 5 лет назад +7660

    don cheadle

  • @68digit
    @68digit 3 года назад +1

    Me:kills horse for leather
    *Everyone at the horse race competition:*

  • @mrhousee
    @mrhousee 4 года назад +2498

    Guy in a wheelchair: *Stands up to stretch his legs*
    Everyone:

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 4 года назад +5

      your pfp is dog

    • @doge5603
      @doge5603 4 года назад +6

      People give that look to my dad when he uses his happy sugars in public

    • @mrhousee
      @mrhousee 4 года назад

      @@realcartoongirl It’s not a dog, it’s my own character that I drew :)

    • @prakharmishra5583
      @prakharmishra5583 4 года назад +2

      @@mrhousee NO IT'S A DOG CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

    • @mrhousee
      @mrhousee 4 года назад +2

      @@prakharmishra5583 I don’t appreciate my own character being called a dog. He’s not a dog, he’s actually a folf (fox and wolf hybrid) he’s more than just a dog smh

  • @hyperspeedcrab
    @hyperspeedcrab 4 года назад +1835

    Me:Pees on the side of the bowl to be silent
    My family eating cereal:

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 года назад +34

      Wtf?!
      Lol

    • @matheosinaga3698
      @matheosinaga3698 4 года назад +36

      Hol up

    • @mrfunny4994
      @mrfunny4994 4 года назад +13

      Where tf am I fucking discord

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 4 года назад +38

      The real question is why is the entire family eating from one bowl

    • @blueducky1
      @blueducky1 4 года назад +18

      They were enjoying Honey Nut Cheerios in the toilet just fine until you came along

  • @wamwanch
    @wamwanch 4 года назад +820

    Me: Hits the piñata
    Everyone else at the public hanging:

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 4 года назад +43

      Hold the fuck up

    • @Tenacityyyy
      @Tenacityyyy 4 года назад +13

      uhm
      relatable? yes

    • @gabrielt.3842
      @gabrielt.3842 4 года назад +14

      b r u h

    • @keiji7059
      @keiji7059 4 года назад +6

      @the ron Jaimes TRUE, I'd love to whack that person if he did something bad as hell, like kill a dog

    • @keiji7059
      @keiji7059 4 года назад +2

      @The_enraged_asshole I do, you have a problem about that?

  • @pantzrat6273
    @pantzrat6273 3 года назад +81

    People: let’s go kill time after school!
    The kid’s named time and school:

  • @DownUndah1165
    @DownUndah1165 4 года назад +359

    Me: **changes my sleep position**
    Everyone else at the funeral:

  • @ろろろろろろろろろ
    @ろろろろろろろろろ 4 года назад +2145

    Me: "I just got a PS5 for my son" People: "Good for you, I bet your son is happy" Me: "it was a very good trade" Them:

    • @generalgta3528
      @generalgta3528 4 года назад +28

      Nice joke! Please reply!

    • @UwUEmmittationUwU
      @UwUEmmittationUwU 4 года назад +15

      im sorry i may be an idiot but im thinking wrong, idk the joke!

    • @chaoticcyb3r767
      @chaoticcyb3r767 4 года назад +43

      DarkShark213 the joke is he traded his son for a PS5 lmao and them refers to the person congratulating them

    • @thenixaless7493
      @thenixaless7493 4 года назад +2

      Oi muhamad

    • @Paulo-zs5vn
      @Paulo-zs5vn 4 года назад +1

      ?;%`•ππ√|*@@@@@$':&√×+÷׶∆∆∆∆

  • @abbyharamis6552
    @abbyharamis6552 4 года назад +513

    My crush: hey it’s your birthday right, happy birthday
    Me: ya, you too
    My brain:

    • @alecmalykh
      @alecmalykh 4 года назад +26

      then you realise that your crush is your twin, so your birthday is the same
      brain: kalm
      wait

    • @sogachew2368
      @sogachew2368 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @null6026
      @null6026 4 года назад +2

      @@alecmalykh hold up

    • @serv3534
      @serv3534 4 года назад +2

      @@alecmalykh hmmmmmmm

    • @mariaanamontserratcamposes6815
      @mariaanamontserratcamposes6815 4 года назад +2

      Alec Malykh *alabama intensifies*

  • @playlandarchive3579
    @playlandarchive3579 11 месяцев назад +2

    Teacher: Alright class we will be going to Bury St Edmunds!
    The kid named St Edmunds:

  • @IsadoraJurassicPark
    @IsadoraJurassicPark 4 года назад +2271

    When you're eating something soft and you hear a crunch

    • @simonegentili4571
      @simonegentili4571 4 года назад +20

      Stolen

    • @realsallytickletoes
      @realsallytickletoes 4 года назад +160

      @@simonegentili4571 most comments are stolen deal with it

    • @miratparmar1545
      @miratparmar1545 4 года назад +7

      I don't get the joke, please explain

    • @floraice.
      @floraice. 4 года назад +13

      @@miratparmar1545 It surprised them that they heard a crunch when they thought that what they were eating was too soft to make any noise.

    • @timbses
      @timbses 4 года назад +39

      THERES A FINGER IN MY SOUP

  • @lonelygamer5046
    @lonelygamer5046 3 года назад +4333

    Quiet kid: *roasts the teacher*
    Everyone else wondering where he got the canister of gasoline from:

  • @gabriel4350
    @gabriel4350 4 года назад +907

    me: opens a window
    everyone else on the submarine:

    • @lazii5289
      @lazii5289 4 года назад +20

      Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @maxl3265
      @maxl3265 4 года назад +1

      @@lazii5289 jojo reference

    • @blinkemonke8520
      @blinkemonke8520 4 года назад

      @@maxl3265 How is that a jojo reference? I just want to know

    • @vaanratt6287
      @vaanratt6287 4 года назад

      @@blinkemonke8520 it’s ok, he’s special but we don’t talk about it

    • @kogallfixation
      @kogallfixation 4 года назад

      @@lazii5289 jojo

  • @therealtriangle
    @therealtriangle 2 года назад +6

    Me: sabotages O2
    Everyone else in the space station:

  • @elaweonaonivel3005
    @elaweonaonivel3005 3 года назад +554

    Me: uses a wooden stake to kill the vampire
    Everybody in the costume party:

  • @ratravioli8713
    @ratravioli8713 4 года назад +889

    When your washing the dishes and you touch a piece of food

    • @おりはらいざや-q3t
      @おりはらいざや-q3t 4 года назад +5

      Relatable

    • @thisisahumanlol8255
      @thisisahumanlol8255 4 года назад +4

      69 Likes NOICE

    • @megamuumi7859
      @megamuumi7859 4 года назад +22

      This is a human Lol please stop this cringey and stupid joke its not funny grow up kids. No one cares if the comment has 69 likes

    • @Colorfuru
      @Colorfuru 4 года назад +14

      @@megamuumi7859 No one cares if you dont like it.

    • @thisisahumanlol8255
      @thisisahumanlol8255 4 года назад +13

      @@megamuumi7859
      Haha NOICE go brrrr

  • @2002kid
    @2002kid 4 года назад +747

    Me: **taking a shower*
    The home depot employees:

  • @neonatom8646
    @neonatom8646 3 года назад +4

    me: kills two zombies
    everyone else at the halloween party:

  • @alt.egoistic
    @alt.egoistic 4 года назад +259

    Teacher: look at this big cockroach
    Kid named roach:

    • @mariojudahsdad7333
      @mariojudahsdad7333 4 года назад +4

      What why would there be a big cockroach in the school ....... this teacher uhh need Chris Hansen please

    • @alt.egoistic
      @alt.egoistic 4 года назад

      @@mariojudahsdad7333 schools have bugs in class at times

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 года назад +2

      @@mariojudahsdad7333 bug infestations in schools exist. Heck one of my elementary schools had a snake in the building

    • @алмщсдвд
      @алмщсдвд 4 года назад

      LMAO

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 4 года назад

      @@kingcp0878 mine only has wasps

  • @jsh3point362
    @jsh3point362 4 года назад +186

    Quiet kid: IM DONE WITH THIS!
    The whole class:

    • @waharadome
      @waharadome 4 года назад

      @Mikoss V I'm still shaken. Who knew they could make music players so deadly...

  • @lordwoody8352
    @lordwoody8352 4 года назад +2841

    Me: Open’s a window because it’s hot
    Everyone in the Submarine:

  • @jacobrzeszewski6527
    @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 года назад +3

    Me: pees into the side of the bowl to make less noise.
    My brother trying to enjoy his cereal:

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 месяцев назад +1

      ur parents wondering why ur brother is eating out of the toilet & u r peeing on him: