literally only clicked on this video because I thought there would be a Cave Johnson joke. the boys failed me. this is why they left Polygon: because they're fake gamers
The way that Griffin says "Now let's dive in" and the way that Travis cautiously says "party on my... party on my dick...?" are both classics in the "the delivery along makes it" category for me
"You'll get deep in the cave safely with a Big Johnson spelunking helmet!" I'm quite proud of this one because it promotes safe sex and caving safety, but it also promotes this Big Johnson.
@@spamreciever4208 there’s a giant that often appears in one of the characters’ (an fbi agent) dreams to give him cryptic messages and hints to help him solve a teenage girl’s murder. one of the things the giant tells him is “that gum you like is going to come back into style,” which is a crucial clue in solving the case
Yeah, can't believe the other two didn't call Trav out on this glaring flaw in his plan. He even went out of his way to say he'd go through tight, jagged spots, yet still seems to think being rapidly pulled back through the same route was a good idea!
the casual ease with which they immediately remark on the confederate flag being racist is so refreshing to hear. i can't call out the racism of the confederate flag to white liberals in my area without half of them getting defensive and muttering something about state's rights and freedom of speech. fuck i hate the south sometimes.
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i had no knowledge of big johnson tshirts until this bit. i made it 2 decades without being contaminated
The way Griffin says “you are bringing something they really really like into their house,” unnerves me more than it should really
The moment when Justin says, "...okay, good, 'cause I got another one I'm gonna - " is maybe the best moment comedy has ever seen.
"The problem is when you're in the cave, you're extremely inside the cave."
(Proceeds to talk about sexual innuendos for the rest of the bit.)
Griffins super good catch phrase that he’s “always saying”
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Talk about a cave. Talk about Big Johnson. No talk about Cave Johnson from Portal 2
that’s what I thought it said and was like excuse me?? mcelroys talking about portal???
Exactly what i thought lol
literally only clicked on this video because I thought there would be a Cave Johnson joke. the boys failed me. this is why they left Polygon: because they're fake gamers
big cave johnson is a tshirt on redbubble i do NOT want & if u conjured that into existence then i hate you
I could have gone my entire life without knowing Big Johnson t-shirts were ever a thing. Regrets.
*regerts
You'll have big regrets when you've got a Big Johnson
@@warren_waters the bigger the Johnson the bigger the regrets
So the right answer IS full batman costume, though, right?
My middle school had a strict no Big Johnson t-shirt rule.
that rule should be present everywhere
I think this should just be like a law of nature or something
Your school must have sucked.
they were big where i went to school, too, and the administrators put a nix on that. one of the few dress codes that targeted at white boys.
“That Big Johnson you like is coming back into style” fucking killed me.
"Is Godzilla down there?" has big "Was the Grink there?" energy.
The way that Griffin says "Now let's dive in" and the way that Travis cautiously says "party on my... party on my dick...?" are both classics in the "the delivery along makes it" category for me
"You'll get deep in the cave safely with a Big Johnson spelunking helmet!"
I'm quite proud of this one because it promotes safe sex and caving safety, but it also promotes this Big Johnson.
I'm gonna take my karate uniform to the cave, am I good?
yea
The first half of this pairs frighteningly well with the WTYP caving episode.
The dice roll is so fuckign funny and it's even funnier when you hear it in other mbmbam episodes
i don't know much about griffin, but i'm certain he keeps his dice on his recording desk and uses them almost exclusively as a fidget toy
I've been thinking about the Big Johnson's Twin Peaks joke for the past like, ten months
9:41 i’m saving it so i can listen to it everyday
Could you pla explain it to me like I hadn't seen Twin Peaks?
@@spamreciever4208 there’s a giant that often appears in one of the characters’ (an fbi agent) dreams to give him cryptic messages and hints to help him solve a teenage girl’s murder. one of the things the giant tells him is “that gum you like is going to come back into style,” which is a crucial clue in solving the case
@@AlyssaRueckert Damn that's wild lmao
What kinda genre would you call it?
Would ya recommend it?
@@spamreciever4208 it's like... crime/mystery/supernatural/horror/drama/soap opera/just like a lot in general. and yes i would!
We went into caves and toured the caverns in PA as kids, they were very clear about not wandering in and getting lost
I think the best shirt is an "I love caving" shirt so if you die it'll be ironic when they find your body
"I love not dying in caves"
picturing a bungee cord ripping someone out of a winding cave, making him bounce off every single surface on the way out
Yeah, can't believe the other two didn't call Trav out on this glaring flaw in his plan. He even went out of his way to say he'd go through tight, jagged spots, yet still seems to think being rapidly pulled back through the same route was a good idea!
Sometimes you just gotta hop in the whip, and get to the cave.
I'm a fairly feminine cis woman and (/but??) listening to this bit ALWAYS makes me want a Big Johnson shirt ^^;
the casual ease with which they immediately remark on the confederate flag being racist is so refreshing to hear.
i can't call out the racism of the confederate flag to white liberals in my area without half of them getting defensive and muttering something about state's rights and freedom of speech. fuck i hate the south sometimes.
I wish I could have seen their reactions to the Spencers shirt, "I HAVE a big ego and people think I'm SUCH A BIG DICK IT HURTS"
misread the title as cave johnson
i first listened to this before i watched twin peaks and now i need the giant shirt
I’m so sorry to be a dick about this, it wasn’t even your mistake, but I feel like I gotta...the gum line was TMFAP, not the Giant
@@calebduarte5255 hey you're being a dick to Justin not me
"You'll fill up any cave with a big..." I'm sorry.
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Listening to this after getting into caving lol. The boys home state of WV has tons of great ones.
7:30
Disappointed Travis didn't say "man cave"
In the caves where humans sometimes go it's usually pretty cold so wear a jacket or some shit
Yeah they’re usually a cool 55 regardless of time of year. But you also generate a decent amount of body heat, like a challenging hike.
Sounds like griffin’s recording in a cave
chariots, cave big johnson here
you'll aways play with portals when you have a big johnson
Bruh Carter Caves is in KY cmon Trav.
You can actually hear Justin correct him almost immediately 😂
I thought this was gonna be about cave Johnson :(