"The Meerschaum Pipe" by L. A. Lewis / Artifacts of Horror

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  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 Месяц назад +43

    I love how all those old school weird tales are telegraphing sooo hard that you can guess the ending 10 minutes in yet you can't help but love to listen to them regardless.

    • @AlanPT9
      @AlanPT9 Месяц назад +1

      Yes ... even I saw that one coming. 😉

    • @edrozenrozen9600
      @edrozenrozen9600 Месяц назад +3

      It's the journey. Not the destination.
      😁

    • @chrisdonovan8795
      @chrisdonovan8795 Месяц назад +6

      A more modern story would have a twist: The servant planted the pipe there and laced it with a drug that made him prone to suggestion. He placed the dirt on his feet and in his bed. He suggested the grisly nightmares that he had each night. Lastly, he had the protagonist write him into the will in case of an untimely death....
      I like the story as is.

    • @WowUsernameAvailable
      @WowUsernameAvailable Месяц назад +2

      Oh come on!! I thought myself so smart for coming up with this idea! Also, that the narrator is the son of the officer who had put the killer away but had been so troubled by what he'd seen he'd left his pregnant wife, so the son never knew his father. Or maybe the boy saw the father's file with gruesome photos accidentally when very young, was young enough to forget seeing them but the memories kind of resurfaced as a result of suggestion. Maybe he even bought the house following "a strange premonition,
      like I've been here before", to convince the reader further it's him.
      The manservant must be this fanatically devoted kind, the likes of Mrs . Danvers I "Rebecca"...

    • @WowUsernameAvailable
      @WowUsernameAvailable Месяц назад

      ...The manservant brought in the first hand, the manservant could have been raising the master from sleep disguised as the killer, hence the dreams. All the while he was planning to do what had been done to his original master.
      And there could also be some racism and social commentary thrown in, like, the murdered women are gypsies, immigrants, girls of questionable morals etc, while the master and his servant are uptight arrogant old school England...

  • @itzybitzyspyder
    @itzybitzyspyder Месяц назад +82

    I guess I'll pack a bowl and have a listen...

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 Месяц назад +7

      I reacently quit cigs and for long time i have thought about pipe smoking instead. Now i regret bit i didnt yet would be such perfect time

    • @sarge4455
      @sarge4455 Месяц назад +9

      Same thing stoner

    • @AdamStJamesStJames
      @AdamStJamesStJames Месяц назад +7

      I think a bowl of escudo would be perfect

    • @krusader357
      @krusader357 Месяц назад +8

      Preach; it's always 4:20 somewhere ✌😆

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec Месяц назад +10

      What a gentlemanly thing to do, old chap! 🧐☕️

  • @thurayya8905
    @thurayya8905 Месяц назад +12

    This is one of those rare stories where you know more than the narrator and are wondering when he will catch on.

    • @andnowtheweather2948
      @andnowtheweather2948 Месяц назад +3

      Rare? It's like that every single time in old stories :)

    • @kgreen242424
      @kgreen242424 Месяц назад +1

      @@andnowtheweather2948 Not true. If you take a meta perspective, the stories being told are usually a past event that is related. Typically the narrator is a key part of the events and from the start is already aware of the resolution since it has already transpired by the time we find out about it. I would say it's rare that the story is being told concurrent to the events happening. With Lovecrafts work for example, we often are getting the events from a diary or a letter explaining to whoever the details behind some mystery. I think the op's statement is valid. We as the reader may feel like the narrator knows less than us but that is only sometimes the case.

  • @psychkosys
    @psychkosys Месяц назад +9

    I have a meerschaum featuring the head of Dionysus and some grapes. It colored in very nice with only occasional smoking.

    • @bigernbladesmith
      @bigernbladesmith 6 дней назад

      I have many meers, and had to smoke the hell out of them for them to color. Aside from my claw that is, but I cheated with that one. 😊

  • @soulreaver1983
    @soulreaver1983 Месяц назад +7

    Thanks again Ian

  • @dijonmarples-wall
    @dijonmarples-wall Месяц назад +12

    As a pipe smoker, Lovecraft fan and big admirer of the channel, this is BRILLIANT.
    I feel a SweetGalenas review coming on for our channel!
    Thanks feller.

    • @LucicPower
      @LucicPower Месяц назад +1

      What's your blend?

    • @Paul_305
      @Paul_305 Месяц назад +3

      Ditto - Star of the East or Balkan Sasieni for these. I have a tin of C&D From Beyond ready to pop for the next insallment

    • @AdamStJamesStJames
      @AdamStJamesStJames Месяц назад +3

      @@Paul_305 I find myself unable to enjoy English blends as much as I did last year. That Latakia seems to really irritate my mouth which is a shame because I do enjoy it. Been smoking Westminster on and off lately because it is so mild, but I miss my nightcap.

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev Месяц назад +4

      ​@@AdamStJamesStJames COVID totally changed the flavor of English for me. The smokey spiciness has turned to something soapy. It's a real shame. I hope I'm able to get a taste for it again one day.

    • @dijonmarples-wall
      @dijonmarples-wall Месяц назад +2

      Favourite blend is a tricky one, I’ve got a few, GH Choc Flake is one of my favourites, Stokkebye 1931 Flake, but I’ve got a tin of Germaine’s Brown Flake and it’s a game changer. So good.

  • @MrsCaranAmy
    @MrsCaranAmy Месяц назад +5

    This was an amazing story. It was suspenseful. I enjoyed it, especially because my father had a meerschaum pipe. Excellent narration. Thank you. Have a wonderful day ❤️🤗🌟

    • @Eris123451
      @Eris123451 Месяц назад

      ................................................................................................Uh Huh?

    • @MrsCaranAmy
      @MrsCaranAmy Месяц назад

      @@Eris123451 ?

    • @Eris123451
      @Eris123451 Месяц назад +1

      @@MrsCaranAmy
      Sounds like a narrow escape to me ?

    • @MrsCaranAmy
      @MrsCaranAmy Месяц назад +1

      @@Eris123451 I think you're right about that 😊

  • @rwm4738
    @rwm4738 Месяц назад +5

    Good thing about a Meerschaum is you don't have to break it in.

    • @serendipity_hunter3974
      @serendipity_hunter3974 Месяц назад +1

      That pipe has the worst case of “ Ghosting” I’ve ever seen.

    • @bigernbladesmith
      @bigernbladesmith 6 дней назад

      ​@@serendipity_hunter3974 badum tiss. You win the internet!!! 😂😂😂 Fantastic.🤣🤣🤣

  • @briangreen1781
    @briangreen1781 Месяц назад +5

    I love this one! Great selection.

  • @user-ln3kh3ku4u
    @user-ln3kh3ku4u Месяц назад +6

    Excellent I don't know where u find them Ian so glad u do ❤

  • @DancinDane
    @DancinDane Месяц назад +6

    Back on the pipe again, I see...

  • @user-ul6dc4qc4j
    @user-ul6dc4qc4j Месяц назад +6

    Crazy, I just bought a tobacco pip today. No shit.

  • @beverlyamarantes9775
    @beverlyamarantes9775 Месяц назад +1

    I am definitely looking forward to hearing this tale! As always, thank you Ian.

  • @the-reclining-roleplayer
    @the-reclining-roleplayer Месяц назад +8

    Absolutely love this. All the benefits of an M.R. James story but with a bit more edge and violence--still classier than a bit of pulp but teetering on the edge of exploitation. Great stuff and I'm glad to have found a new author to track down more from!

  • @erginbozun1755
    @erginbozun1755 Месяц назад +3

    Great!

  • @beverlyamarantes9775
    @beverlyamarantes9775 Месяц назад +2

    Great story.

  • @zacetto
    @zacetto Месяц назад +4

    Yep…..it is a balmy night in Brighton. Gonna sit outside my house in the park and watch the circling bats, Peterson system standard heritage pipe packed with some cherry vanilla aromatic, ear buds in. Bliss.

  • @VictorReynolds
    @VictorReynolds Месяц назад

    Fantastic tale! I knew that pipe was bad news!

  • @OskinsBob
    @OskinsBob Месяц назад +2

    ANOTHER ONE...BRILLIANT
    FETCH THE ROLLS ROYCE PERKINS....
    MISTER GORDON IS READY 🫡

  • @tishahouse846
    @tishahouse846 Месяц назад +3

    Listening from the ukwales ❤

  • @donaldmccleary9015
    @donaldmccleary9015 Месяц назад +4

    Love this story every time I hear it! I love pipes and good tobacco, and I am always drawn to stories with them.
    Fantastic story and narration! I have heard this before and could not pass up another chance to listen to it.
    Thanks!

  • @leebennett1821
    @leebennett1821 Месяц назад +4

    Thanks

  • @robbabcock_
    @robbabcock_ Месяц назад

    Terrific tale!

  • @CJ-uf6xl
    @CJ-uf6xl Месяц назад +1

    Great little story.
    Thank you!

  • @LucicPower
    @LucicPower Месяц назад +5

    I smoke A Briarwood

  • @rneustel388
    @rneustel388 Месяц назад

    Well, that’s quite a creepy one!

  • @beancount811
    @beancount811 Месяц назад +6

    Tip for life: do no puff on another man's pipe!🥸

    • @bigernbladesmith
      @bigernbladesmith 6 дней назад +1

      If I bought it and cleaned correctly, it's my pipe now. I know how to rid pipes of any ghosting. I stole that joke. It's so good. 🤣

  • @grafkidkat705
    @grafkidkat705 Месяц назад +1

    WARREN IS ALIVE!!!

  • @Tacklepig
    @Tacklepig Месяц назад

    I kinda liked the concept of the main character realising early on what's happening to them, but I wish that was explored more. What if they went to the police with their journal, talking of vivid dreams that match up with the crimes? Surely, an actual, purposeful murderer wouldn't expose themselves like that. What about telling your servant to lock you in? Trying to control the sleepwalking? Trying to draw the spirit out of yourself in some way?
    Idk, I always find it weird when people in these stories notice "huh, it seems I'm murdering people in my sleep" and then they just accept that and consign themselves to their fate.

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge2085 Месяц назад +3

    ❤‍🔥

  • @oldsoldier64
    @oldsoldier64 Месяц назад +2

    Makes sense. Whenever I smoke a bowl I usually get in trouble, too.

  • @EricDaMAJ
    @EricDaMAJ Месяц назад +2

    Meerschaum Pipes were a product of Italy using Turkish clay. But they got so successful the Turks cut the clay exports so they could make their own Meerschaum Pipes. Warren would know. If he wasn’t dead.

    • @bigernbladesmith
      @bigernbladesmith 6 дней назад

      More of a sepolite stone than clay. Germany and France carved many meers as well. I have a few.

  • @ProleCenter
    @ProleCenter Месяц назад +2

    Gwych!

  • @HereXEG
    @HereXEG Месяц назад

    Thats why we smoke in corn pipes here in WV USA.

  • @kgreen242424
    @kgreen242424 Месяц назад +2

    Please enjoy today's Warrenism. The scene is set in a partially lit alley near the local convenient store. We zoom in on a figure talking into a phone and overhear:
    "Dude, you won't believe what just happened. There I was. Fresh bowl billowing. Presently, I felt a tap on my shoulder and heard "puff, puff, pass" from the stygian shadows to my right. It was none other than Warren. In the flesh. As I grasped for my voice, I reflexively handed the opal meerchaum over to him. With much effort, he cached out the bowl in a single hit. Then he held the hit in for near 3 minutes and when he exhaled, I swear I could see a disturbing underground scene amidst the royaling blue smoke. After a tick he returned the empty pipe and said "you fool. This bowl is dead!" Well needless to say I grabbed the implement and quickly fled. Didn't even tap out the ash. I just pocketed the meerchaum without a word and took flight. Luckily, the trees were quite potent so I was able to forget the horror I just witnessed after a short duration. I write this as a word of advice, always pass left or suffer the consequences for your actions. You never know just who might be eyeing your smoke with covetous intentions. Really bummed me out man."

  • @OskinsBob
    @OskinsBob Месяц назад

    AHHH THANKS IAN TOP SHELF OLD BOY. SPIFFING ..WIZARD SHOW...PAJAMA GIRLDES

  • @davidpearsall3243
    @davidpearsall3243 Месяц назад +2

    There's a slight glitch in the audio at 4.26 after the word "maniac".

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  Месяц назад +6

      Thanks, David, but that's just the way I read the line! There's a slight chuckle in there -- a bit of characterisation.

  • @andnowtheweather2948
    @andnowtheweather2948 Месяц назад +1

    Great story once again. I'm a bit confused why you pronounce "meerschaum" as "meerschoom"? Is that common in English?

    • @EnCryptedHorror
      @EnCryptedHorror Месяц назад +1

      Yes. Some English pronunciations steadfastly refuse to adhere to their European origin. When I was growing up they used to call Nestlé "Nestle" on TV adverts.

  • @OskinsBob
    @OskinsBob Месяц назад +1

    😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Driven2Beers
    @Driven2Beers Месяц назад +4

    This is not a pipe... or is it? Inquiring Magrittes want to know. 🤔

  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 Месяц назад

    I wonder what made him do it 🤔

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings Месяц назад

    You may have already answered this at some point...
    but would HorrorBabble ever start a Stephen King playlist?

  • @paladin56
    @paladin56 Месяц назад +3

    Yep. Smoking is definitely bad for you.

  • @beverlyamarantes9775
    @beverlyamarantes9775 Месяц назад +5

    I shall take a wife, that will solve the problem of a servant...LOL

  • @EmperorOfCats
    @EmperorOfCats Месяц назад

    Perique is candy for Men.

    • @bigernbladesmith
      @bigernbladesmith 6 дней назад +1

      It's ok if not used to overpower a blend. I can't stand Va/Pers for that reason. It's like adding too much salt to your steak.

  • @guycalgary7800
    @guycalgary7800 Месяц назад

    You've been smoking to much of that hobbit weed from the shire .

  • @tomkerruish2982
    @tomkerruish2982 Месяц назад +2

    Moral of the story:
    Don't smoke.