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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • Everyone simply must to know the secret to my famous tomatoes! You could say they're downright obsessed...
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Комментарии • 182

  • @kamic136
    @kamic136 7 лет назад +186

    Me: MOM I'M STARTING A TOMATO GARDEN! DON'T MIND THE ROTTING SMELL!!
    Mom: Okay sweetie, save some for me.

    • @akumarexthefoxpennywiz9633
      @akumarexthefoxpennywiz9633 7 лет назад +16

      Breaks in my moms room with a half eaten tomato while I was watching this smashing it*
      Me:HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?

  • @loukritiablack3573
    @loukritiablack3573 7 лет назад +90

    Me before the video: You put flesh in the fertilizer, don't you?
    Me after the video: Called it!!!!

  • @calibri3188
    @calibri3188 7 лет назад +48

    You are the only person that can make possessed tomatoes scary

  • @Insp.irationalapp
    @Insp.irationalapp 7 лет назад +34

    A tomato flew around my room before you came, excuse the smell it made..

  • @babylonprojectillustration2014
    @babylonprojectillustration2014 6 лет назад +19

    "We mixed our own fertilizer."
    Me: It's going to be humans, isn't it?
    "My dad never liked to be outside when we did it."
    Me: It's going to be humans, isn't it?
    "He said it stunk up the whole yard."
    Me: ...Do I really need to say anything?

  • @mordecaicastro3613
    @mordecaicastro3613 7 лет назад +97

    Me When I Read The Title: SPAIN IS THAT YOU?!

  • @definitely_nemo
    @definitely_nemo 7 лет назад +45

    And I thought Sasha would be obsessed with Potatos....(AOT)

    • @BH-fr7hq
      @BH-fr7hq 6 лет назад +1

      Naomi Gonzalez HELL YEAH

  • @pw3714
    @pw3714 7 лет назад +28

    2:33 Imma just call it right now. This chick murders people for her garden.
    9:51 Well, she not just only kills people and animals, she waters the tomatoes with their blood... Nice, I love it!

  • @Zee_Vortex
    @Zee_Vortex 7 лет назад +74

    Damm she only wanted some Tomatoes calm down lady!

    • @RedAme-tp7xq
      @RedAme-tp7xq 7 лет назад +16

      Well coming at her with a rake and breaking into the girls house isn't normal

    • @Zee_Vortex
      @Zee_Vortex 7 лет назад +5

      Az Doodles meh...Whats normal nowadays?Besides she could have just let her be when she still was in shock.

    • @RedAme-tp7xq
      @RedAme-tp7xq 7 лет назад +1

      tru

  • @StormRulerKazunagi
    @StormRulerKazunagi 7 лет назад +39

    _I am a tomato_
    _My favorite food is tomatoes_
    _Tomatoes are the best_
    _I eat them every day_
    _I love to hear them scream_

  • @ClockworkCryptid
    @ClockworkCryptid 7 лет назад +57

    I find it kinda sad that I saw the ending a mile away... :/

  • @ΚικηΑντιπατη
    @ΚικηΑντιπατη 7 лет назад +5

    I'm a tomato lover, and for some twisted reason...
    This story has seemed to make my love for tomatoes grow...

    • @e.g.5212
      @e.g.5212 6 лет назад +1

      Haos Master, same.

  • @nilletharaventinus9895
    @nilletharaventinus9895 7 лет назад +8

    ............ Uh, I think I'll just stick to banana peels and eggshells for compost, thanks....... XD

  • @luciasoosova2182
    @luciasoosova2182 7 лет назад +9

    Lovely~ As a home gardener from village I give 10/10 to this beautiful tomatoes.

  • @cielssweets
    @cielssweets 7 лет назад +8

    Well, I'm starting a tomato garden...

  • @TheMojaveLamp
    @TheMojaveLamp 7 лет назад +8

    Holy s**t, this got dark really f**king quickly.

  • @australiumbacon5598
    @australiumbacon5598 7 лет назад +11

    Dammit, I knew this was going to be some soylent green shit. The tomatoes are people!

  • @heavenshigh
    @heavenshigh 7 лет назад +9

    This is one scary story.. who'd want someone to bolt at them with a rake in their own backyard..?

  • @ghostash2283
    @ghostash2283 7 лет назад +11

    Fresh grown tomatoes really are the best! :D

  • @zootycoon7879
    @zootycoon7879 6 лет назад +6

    *Searches up how to get away with a perfect murder*
    :This pops up:

  • @jewjitsu8106
    @jewjitsu8106 7 лет назад +7

    I love tomatoes this just made me get nervous while eating them

  • @laughisfun2003
    @laughisfun2003 7 лет назад +8

    Is it weird I'm eating tomato soup right now.. No? Ok

  • @rilem1510
    @rilem1510 7 лет назад +4

    That went from 1 to 100 REAL quick

  • @clowntown1017
    @clowntown1017 6 лет назад +5

    I had a feeling that this would turn out this way

  • @shadowfang269
    @shadowfang269 7 лет назад +5

    I knew there was gonna be a murder the title was too innocent

  • @geisha-chan692
    @geisha-chan692 7 лет назад +22

    I'm addicted to your narrations... Am I, perhaps, narrationholic ??

    • @klowningaround
      @klowningaround 6 лет назад +1

      Geisha -Chan I think I have the same problem but it's not a problem

  • @sunnylavender4927
    @sunnylavender4927 7 лет назад +26

    Is it just me or do I actually want to try this and see if it works..

    • @fallenstar780
      @fallenstar780 6 лет назад +1

      Please don't murder anyone

    • @fallenstar780
      @fallenstar780 6 лет назад +1

      Preferably no animals, too

    • @pacificpainter7232
      @pacificpainter7232 5 лет назад

      @@fallenstar780 you know that the native Americans used left over fish heads to help with their corn crops so this animals with tomatoes thing might actually work!

    • @fallenstar780
      @fallenstar780 5 лет назад +2

      @@pacificpainter7232 Oh wow, finding my old posts is so weird because it brings it to my attention just how quickly I dropped to the macabre delight I have now. I've done some research on burying meat and stuff around your plants, and it works! high magnesium and phosphorus contents mean corpses make excellent fertilizer. Hell, most gardening stores will sell bone meal and blood meal bagged. Roses and tomatoes especially love it- nice to see fact at the basis of stories like this!
      It's actually pretty funny I saw this notification when I did; I was literally just rereading an old post on the matter a few minutes ago.

    • @pacificpainter7232
      @pacificpainter7232 5 лет назад +2

      @@fallenstar780 wow! And cool! Well my curiosity has been satisfied now! Won't need this anymore! * chucks shovel * thx for the respond! And that coincidence is hilarious.

  • @maddie8163
    @maddie8163 7 лет назад +5

    I mean I love to Garden as much as the next person, but mixing human bodies into my compost, that's a little insane...

  • @Official930Studios
    @Official930Studios 7 лет назад +4

    As I was washing the dishes at work, there was a big Tomato sitting in a container....thats fucking creepy how I come home to see this is the topic!

  • @karmapotato5048
    @karmapotato5048 4 года назад +1

    That went from Happy garden sunshine to Jesus Christ what the heck in just a few minutes holy crap-
    Great Narration!

  • @malpractice1703
    @malpractice1703 7 лет назад +7

    AW YIS GIMME THAT SWEET RED SUCC PLANT

  • @ChickenPlague
    @ChickenPlague 7 лет назад +19

    I AM A TOMATO
    MY FAVORITE FOOD IS TOMATOES
    TOMATOES ARE THE BEST
    I EAT THEM EVERY DAY
    I LOVE TO HEAR THEM SCREAM

  • @datacruncher5000
    @datacruncher5000 7 лет назад +8

    Welp...I'm never eating a tomato sandwich again.

    • @wardend6692
      @wardend6692 6 лет назад

      datacruncher5000 tomato sandwich?

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 6 лет назад +3

    “It’s the blood that makes it good.”
    -Chowder 💜

    • @wendyreed3651
      @wendyreed3651 6 лет назад +1

      Kam3man YASSSSS! My...DUDE! Chowder is still my favorite cartoon

  • @seltyo
    @seltyo 7 лет назад +5

    I'm at 1:24 and I'm going to guess that the fertilizer is actually dead bodies.

  • @Pokecool10000
    @Pokecool10000 7 лет назад +3

    How strange I just read that pasta last night

  • @kevincorncone
    @kevincorncone 7 лет назад +10

    Whatevs, I never liked tomatoes anyway...
    *looks at photo of me with tomato*
    *cries*
    Jk that'd be weird

  • @solarflare157
    @solarflare157 7 лет назад +164

    ...but i don't like tomatoes

  • @magnuslucky13
    @magnuslucky13 7 лет назад +13

    What a TOMATISING story (see what I did there?)

  • @Official930Studios
    @Official930Studios 7 лет назад +36

    Also...TOMATOES ARE PEOPLE!!!

    • @skylararcana
      @skylararcana 7 лет назад +3

      Almost literally in this scenario ;)

  • @sylvesteryoung2514
    @sylvesteryoung2514 7 лет назад +6

    Madame I know that the eclipse is on the 21st of August can you read my pasta about the Eclipse Goddess, I'll send it to you by email

  • @muskdeer7217
    @muskdeer7217 7 лет назад +2

    Heirloom are the best tomatoes. Soooooooo goooood.... Cut them up with some salt and eat them! Add some human remains and bam, my favorite food.

  • @rhysbuxton3495
    @rhysbuxton3495 7 лет назад +5

    I absolutely hate tomatoes.

  • @helloimbear7009
    @helloimbear7009 6 лет назад +2

    okay, before this Imma call it before starting the video: this lady uses bodies as fertilizer.

  • @kalliacaliki6588
    @kalliacaliki6588 5 лет назад +1

    This is giving me a strange tomato craving....
    No, I'm not crazy.

  • @dillpickles5012
    @dillpickles5012 5 лет назад +2

    Speaking from experience, blood is actually really good for plants. Don’t ask how I know.

  • @spicedch4i
    @spicedch4i 6 лет назад +1

    I like this story because it starts out with the narrator being a normal person and Sasha being the crazy one, but no....

  • @awk-wordwriter7179
    @awk-wordwriter7179 6 лет назад +1

    If this happened to me (which it would be cuz I'm hopeless when it comes to gardening) I would say "Screw it...I'm growing celery!"

  • @AreYouAfraidChannel
    @AreYouAfraidChannel 7 лет назад +1

    Fantastic reading every time! You make being believable seem so easy.
    I've just sent you an email about possibly collaborating. But it's got a few links so it might end up in your Junk folder 😅

  • @EveryThingGirl238
    @EveryThingGirl238 6 лет назад +1

    Fun Fact: Tomatoes are in the Nightshade family, thus is why people, back then, didn't eat them because it was thought they were poisonous. Possibly didn't help that also, back then, they used metal plates to eat on, and the acid in tomatoes would absorb the harmful metals/chemicals, such as arsenic, from the plate and people died. The family thinking that the tomato killed them, and, sometimes, themselves too.
    It's funny that it took one person eating one without a plate to find out that it wasn't poisonous at all.

    • @phoenixbloomshadowsong7253
      @phoenixbloomshadowsong7253 8 месяцев назад

      Five years later here, also i heard about someone putting one in a soup as an assassination attempt, but it didnt work because of the non pewter pot and the wooden bowls, and the guy who was supposed to be assassinated loved the soup!
      A similar thing happend with potatos

  • @PoloWolf47
    @PoloWolf47 4 года назад +2

    Imma try this method

  • @avatarspyimari
    @avatarspyimari 6 лет назад +2

    Yum.... Tomatoes!!!! Give me some!!!!

  • @leotothecore7807
    @leotothecore7807 6 лет назад +1

    i love it. (and tomatoes, ironically!)

  • @peuloose
    @peuloose 7 лет назад +6

    It was well written but it was too predictable. (especially if you've seen "The Last Supper", it's a nice movie, look it up.)

  • @ZarloSkald
    @ZarloSkald 5 лет назад +1

    Looks like Sasha( from attack on titan)'s decendant has a tomato craving opposed to a potatoe one

  • @taliadnara9259
    @taliadnara9259 7 лет назад +2

    I like tomatoes, but OKAY!!

  • @augustwilliams636
    @augustwilliams636 7 лет назад +7

    When will you update your other channel, Madame?

  • @ellenmoss4603
    @ellenmoss4603 5 лет назад +1

    What had caused sasha to snap apart in her mind that she tried to murder off her friend without reason?

  • @unfinishedzizzy7582
    @unfinishedzizzy7582 3 года назад +1

    Me, before: She's a witch and make people go insane and kill each other for the tomatoes.
    Me, during reveal: Maybe she doesn't know- **Points at fertilizer** that's a human person.

  • @bloomlps1908
    @bloomlps1908 7 лет назад +2

    If I liked tomatoes, I'd probs wouldn't mind... ahahah jokes....

  • @ianshue2890
    @ianshue2890 3 года назад

    Idk if I should feel bad for Sasha or if she really deserved what she got. She attacked first, and was stealing the tomatoes. But the main character went from a sort of normal person, to a downright psychopath. This was a pretty good one

  • @56mice
    @56mice 6 лет назад +1

    Me:"oh, it's just an innocent story about gardening.

  • @fire3532
    @fire3532 5 лет назад +1

    Bury pigs in with the plants, they taste basically the same so maybe they will help grow them the same

  • @sidneywykes4024
    @sidneywykes4024 7 лет назад +1

    Brilliant!! Well done!

  • @jcherry_0442
    @jcherry_0442 7 лет назад

    OMG THAT SCARED THE SHIWKDJEBWKJEBWJS OUT OF ME! XD. Nice narration though!

  • @isabellel4354
    @isabellel4354 4 года назад +1

    boi- she turned her friend into mulchh/dirt

  • @afungus520
    @afungus520 6 лет назад +1

    JESUS i didn't expect that???

  • @Carnis_Anubis
    @Carnis_Anubis 6 лет назад +1

    Tomatoes to kill for.

  • @madamechick4940
    @madamechick4940 7 лет назад +2

    I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!

  • @flogancreeper8544
    @flogancreeper8544 4 года назад +1

    i kinda laughed while reading the title

  • @j-6833
    @j-6833 7 лет назад +1

    Yum yum Tomatoes.

  • @finniganlaky37
    @finniganlaky37 6 лет назад +1

    Called it!

  • @koolkraken912
    @koolkraken912 6 лет назад +12

    I'm allergic to tomatoes. and most other fruits. and vegetables. and plants in general.

  • @e.g.5212
    @e.g.5212 6 лет назад +1

    >:> I want more tomatoes now.
    I'm weird :>

  • @lokipond9655
    @lokipond9655 6 лет назад

    And this is why I am not a vegan. Never going to look a tomatoes the same way ever again.. Amazing Job Madame Macabre, creepy as always!

  • @dusktheowlgryphon
    @dusktheowlgryphon 7 лет назад +1

    I LOVE THIS! ♥❤💛💚💙💜💖♡

  • @wendyreed3651
    @wendyreed3651 6 лет назад +1

    Could you make a Masky or Female Masky cosplay video? I would appreciate it a lot.

  • @linasalazar4906
    @linasalazar4906 7 лет назад

    Ew.... tomatoes. Love your narration as always, Madame.

  • @Freakz0id
    @Freakz0id 7 лет назад

    DUDE! You should do like a review for JordanUnderneath videos! Like "This is my House!"

  • @Axdyn417
    @Axdyn417 7 лет назад +1

    Nicely read. :3

  • @SD-rb5xp
    @SD-rb5xp 6 лет назад +1

    I KNEW IT

  • @Lunashadow-qn3ms
    @Lunashadow-qn3ms 7 лет назад

    I only read this the day before this was uploaded

  • @toxiccbeans6002
    @toxiccbeans6002 7 лет назад +1

    OH HELL NAW

  • @cactusboi89
    @cactusboi89 7 лет назад +1

    HI MADAME

  • @amythevixen2090
    @amythevixen2090 7 лет назад +3

    Notification squad! :D

  • @sanriodeppressionthermos8602
    @sanriodeppressionthermos8602 6 лет назад

    There's crack in the tomatoes

  • @skyw9708
    @skyw9708 6 лет назад +1

    anyone start to question how Yuma Mukami in Diabolik Lovers is such a great gardener?😶😐🤔😕😓

  • @sharonpereira4501
    @sharonpereira4501 6 лет назад +1

    Tomatoes.

  • @yrrosmi3303
    @yrrosmi3303 6 лет назад +5

    So I'm guessing, Sasha was so addicted because she was vegan and the tomatoes were fertilized with animals~, and yeah~ sorry if I didn't explain that that well.

  • @sylvesteryoung2514
    @sylvesteryoung2514 7 лет назад +3

    #MadameSquad

  • @menace3828
    @menace3828 7 лет назад +2

    Vegans man I tell yah

  • @Laurel-zw7jr
    @Laurel-zw7jr 6 лет назад +1

    I don’t eat tomatoes...

  • @bingusenthusiast4237
    @bingusenthusiast4237 6 лет назад

    I will never eat a tomato again

  • @ohgodohnothebees
    @ohgodohnothebees 6 лет назад +1

    Knew it

  • @starvingartist7089
    @starvingartist7089 7 лет назад +1

    Anyone else eating a tomato while listening?

  • @MrWanapon
    @MrWanapon 7 лет назад +1

    Blood Tomatos? :0

    • @skylararcana
      @skylararcana 7 лет назад +1

      tbh that sounds sort of good

    • @e.g.5212
      @e.g.5212 6 лет назад

      Skylar2446 / Miss Montage, I know right.

  • @TaaazRlikecheese
    @TaaazRlikecheese 6 лет назад

    I say it the british way XD

  • @silverjohnston1018
    @silverjohnston1018 7 лет назад

    I feel bad for Sasha oops

  • @marim.8743
    @marim.8743 7 лет назад +1

    The title scares me...

  • @ravonthewitch
    @ravonthewitch 6 лет назад +1

    . . . WHAT