The funniest 69/70 USJ Speedrun

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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  • @skywardlp4916
    @skywardlp4916 Год назад +139

    Josh: "The NRG is the fastest bike in the game, and by extension the fastest land vehicle in the game" (20:40)
    SFPD: "Hold my donuts" (42:15)

    • @kurumilover880
      @kurumilover880 Год назад +4

      Thx for the timestamp😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thekuppi1834
      @thekuppi1834 Год назад +2

      well the SFPD is faster in the air xd

    • @5atoru
      @5atoru Год назад +1

      omg great timestamp, thanks, haven't laughed like this in a while

  • @ShidaS0459
    @ShidaS0459 Год назад +86

    the teleport panic on final part just pure comedy lmao

  • @anttimustdie
    @anttimustdie Год назад +68

    truly one of the runs of all time

  • @StriipyvanFluffball
    @StriipyvanFluffball Год назад +76

    All the times a Taxi ruined Josh:
    24:14
    44:06
    50:25
    51:26
    Honorable mentions:
    52:15
    53:37

    • @Gigidag77
      @Gigidag77 Год назад +5

      50:25
      oh hey fanks!

  • @LegendSpecialist
    @LegendSpecialist Год назад +37

    42:20 real stuntman appears on the scene

  • @gamer_x403
    @gamer_x403 Год назад +43

    20:40 NRG is faster than all the planes in terms of top speed (you can reach almost 300 km/h when doing a wheelie on a long enough straight road, while planes all cap out at 270 km/h), but boats are even faster than bikes. If a boat touches the ground, while still being in water, it gets an insane speed boost (probably to help boats make jumps off ramps or something) and the limit to that speedboost is insanely high. Squalo is by far the fastest vehicle in the entire game. If you had infinite shallow water, you could get up to almost 1000 km/h, but even using vanilla map, you can reach a bit over 500 km/h on the beach south of LSA.

    • @kurumilover880
      @kurumilover880 Год назад +1

      Speed, yes. But going to a place isn't. It would be faster if yoh can ignore the road and go straight to the marker than following the roads and slow down for turns

    • @kurumilover880
      @kurumilover880 Год назад +1

      Hydra is the fastest arent it?

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Год назад +1

      where all these claims come from

    • @gamer_x403
      @gamer_x403 Год назад +8

      @@realcartoongirl I did a ton of testing a few months ago. I made a video just now, showcasing it, if you want to watch it.

  • @CrashFan03
    @CrashFan03 Год назад +16

    8:59 cop lemmings

  • @vietnam12321
    @vietnam12321 Год назад +5

    This run is a perfect example why Josh can't run ads when he plays SA. This game can just deliver anything at any moment 😀

  • @bloroxcleech
    @bloroxcleech Год назад +19

    Josh: *uploads*
    Me: It’s a good day

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Год назад +1

      Today was a good day

  • @tetramur8969
    @tetramur8969 Год назад +11

    51:20
    Exactly 33333 dollars

  • @SamSamShine
    @SamSamShine Год назад +6

    0:36 There are actually at least 2 PS2 versions of the game. The original one with this glitch and another one where they patched it and where they made other few changes like making Zero missions much easier.
    Fun fact the save game files of each version are incompatible with one another.

  • @tetramur8969
    @tetramur8969 Год назад +7

    Josh, ur videos are always great to watch. Thx for uploading ur (second?) speedrun on USJs

  • @loredanatafuro7826
    @loredanatafuro7826 Год назад +3

    This run was a Magnificent Peace of Art.. please more usj in general

  • @JPJPJP98
    @JPJPJP98 Год назад +4

    Dude this run was like 1% run and 99% comedy

  • @BFMert
    @BFMert Год назад +8

    47:33

  • @lazerlord_lance
    @lazerlord_lance Год назад +2

    this was really comedic, thank you, I had a good laugh

  • @jonthomson5764
    @jonthomson5764 Год назад +3

    Glad my sub at the end made the cut, I certainly was entertained

  • @GraafBerengeur
    @GraafBerengeur Год назад +2

    Oh I was there! This is one of those few times I have to suffer my older conments

  • @Koutsie
    @Koutsie Год назад

    AHAHAH that police following was so cool lmao

  • @AdamOBrien29
    @AdamOBrien29 2 месяца назад

    52:11 sus josh sus

  • @syrnias2270
    @syrnias2270 Год назад

    so glad you uploaded this

  • @Tinychad
    @Tinychad Год назад +2

    24:14 🚕

  • @mertaliyigit3288
    @mertaliyigit3288 7 месяцев назад

    Congratz on the new bike josh! Hope it doesnt get stolen or anything (im sorry)

  • @krwnik8419
    @krwnik8419 Год назад +2

    8:59 42:15 47:34 58:40

  • @jiwatomo
    @jiwatomo Год назад +3

    new mic is very clean josh

    • @Joshimuz
      @Joshimuz  Год назад +10

      Thanks, it was nice to actually invest in my "business", glad people are enjoying it

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet Год назад +2

      @@Joshimuz What's the new mic? Doesn't look like a blue yeti. Time to update the FAQ!

  • @I_hu85ghjo
    @I_hu85ghjo Год назад +2

    any plans to run gta vice city stories or are you done with it?

  • @eroticspartan9600
    @eroticspartan9600 Год назад +1

    Put on this video to have in the background while doing a few house chores.
    None of the chores got done.

  • @jennasloan396
    @jennasloan396 Год назад

    Josh, have you ever done an all oysters speedrun?

  • @Gibstack
    @Gibstack Год назад +2

    I haven't watched USJ before, do you need the NRG to make the jump to LV? I was wondering why you wouldn't keep the police bike since you get to skip the animations, and that would seem faster overall.
    (though i guess, probably, the NRG is just faster overall anyway though lol)

  • @autumn_rain
    @autumn_rain Год назад

    it laughs

  • @alekseykuleshov111
    @alekseykuleshov111 Год назад

    Thanks for the video may be

  • @PkPvre
    @PkPvre Год назад

    it was fun, cya!

  • @smergibblegibberish
    @smergibblegibberish Год назад +2

    40:51 What's going on with his health here? It looks like it is jumping back and forth.

    • @JikoKinsoku
      @JikoKinsoku Год назад +10

      Only happens at 480p and less so at 720p. 1080p is clean. Josh is not the next Dream.

    • @stewartzayat7526
      @stewartzayat7526 Год назад +8

      It's just lossy video compression

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Год назад +2

      Oh Cool!

  • @user-wb1hy3dg1k
    @user-wb1hy3dg1k Год назад

    funny

  • @SebastianRico
    @SebastianRico Год назад

    Your video is bugging my RUclips, LMAO

  • @cheeseherbspsychedelicston2288
    @cheeseherbspsychedelicston2288 Год назад +3

    35:34 best moment

  • @user-fn3bt6cr7q
    @user-fn3bt6cr7q Год назад

    42:30 highlight

  • @Verchiel_
    @Verchiel_ Год назад

    Me waiting for the funny after watching stream highlights video thinking this too is a highlights video

  • @PkPvre
    @PkPvre Год назад +1

    9:04 bit of kacky in gta:sa

  • @Neraam_S
    @Neraam_S Год назад

    rockstar still forgot to remove 1 stunt jump for it to be 69 in total officialy

  • @gaptrinanes6627
    @gaptrinanes6627 Год назад

    first

  • @7kenjoyer
    @7kenjoyer Год назад

    47:31