Best MATTE top coat for nails?!

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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @moriahlicious
    @moriahlicious 4 года назад +2962

    I’m not even mad about them not being matte. I’m mad about how it looks like hardwood floor.

    • @heyyitstiff
      @heyyitstiff 4 года назад +8

      Moriahlicious how do you have 437 likes with no replies

    • @heyyitstiff
      @heyyitstiff 4 года назад +5

      Moriahlicious yes

    • @lorischwager3221
      @lorischwager3221 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @JimmieHammel
      @JimmieHammel 4 года назад +27

      Now I want to try to recreate wood grain on my nails 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blubblub2837
      @blubblub2837 4 года назад +1

      Trueee

  • @iidabackman2124
    @iidabackman2124 5 лет назад +4217

    Do a “what is the best gel top coat” so then i can hear that pleasing “bake that shit for a minute”🥳

  • @alexia5207
    @alexia5207 7 лет назад +1272

    I always read 'ORLY' like "oh really"

  • @sunset_wolfiee6640
    @sunset_wolfiee6640 5 лет назад +2661

    My mum walked into my room and asked me what im watching so I simply say “Something very educational” and she said “ok then” :D

    • @monstrosity_01
      @monstrosity_01 4 года назад +7

      :D

    • @baileyrae5032
      @baileyrae5032 4 года назад +3

      Sunset_Wolfiee haha

    • @stephaniecoffey412
      @stephaniecoffey412 4 года назад +20

      Sunset_Wolfiee well.... your not lying

    • @burntbustic8996
      @burntbustic8996 4 года назад +17

      The only thing preventing me from liking your comment is because of the Gacha profile

    • @serenity2764
      @serenity2764 4 года назад +4

      Simply stands for : something I might possibly learn:) y//why

  • @JessInTheCityy
    @JessInTheCityy 7 лет назад +1438

    Everyone obsesses over peel porn, but how 'bout that glossy taco porn at 9:07? All wet and shiny and glistening.... Ahhhhh! 😁

  • @lexyharquail7839
    @lexyharquail7839 7 лет назад +2015

    Cristine, I can't handle any more streaky translucent red nail polishes that stain my nails I HAVE to know... WHAT'S THE BEST RED NAIL POLISH

    • @horrorghoul
      @horrorghoul 7 лет назад +13

      Alexis Harquail I was just coming here to comment the same thing!

    • @owenperez87
      @owenperez87 7 лет назад +67

      Sally Hansen diamond strength honeymoon red, I swear by it. Best and prettiest red I've ever used! And affordable!

    • @sugarsuites
      @sugarsuites 7 лет назад +9

      Owen Perez ill definitely have to try that. I have some resin dolls and my red polish rubs off on the resin even with a top coat.

    • @cloroxbleach9470
      @cloroxbleach9470 7 лет назад +6

      my all time favorite is the sally hansen hard as nails extreme wear in 175 "pucker up" hope I helped!

    • @josefina2022
      @josefina2022 7 лет назад +13

      Alexis Harquail I have this red polish and it is Pure ice "Good karma" IT IS THE PERFECT SHADE OF RED AND ITS NOT STREAKY OR SHEER I CRI EVERYTIM

  • @MahaliahAngel7
    @MahaliahAngel7 7 лет назад +6648

    If I had my own matte top coat...I'd call it "Matte Hatter" lmao

  • @kellythomas4857
    @kellythomas4857 5 лет назад +1275

    2016: nope
    2017: nope
    2018: nope
    2019: let’s chuck it in the recommendations
    2020: ehh we feel bad chuck it in

  • @KanDDyLool
    @KanDDyLool 6 лет назад +362

    As an Australian, listening to Christine try an Aussie accent literally made my day. 😂

    • @kodidraws7857
      @kodidraws7857 6 лет назад +5

      Poetic Justice its the pun that doesnt work.....
      *g’DAY MATT*

    • @t3rry.b3rry
      @t3rry.b3rry 5 лет назад +3

      Cristine**

    • @doodlebug4119
      @doodlebug4119 5 лет назад

      Poetic Justice same.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 5 лет назад

      @@t3rry.b3rry Isn't it Christine?

    • @skylarhailey613
      @skylarhailey613 5 лет назад +1

      Cookie no it’s Cristine. There is no h

  • @yamiksus
    @yamiksus 7 лет назад +2682

    Yoooo they put the 100 layers of nail polish on Liza's toe on this year's RUclips ReWind, dont u guys think Cristine should have been in it???

    • @zoecassidy3930
      @zoecassidy3930 7 лет назад +9

      she was...i think

    • @zoecassidy3930
      @zoecassidy3930 7 лет назад +15

      someone told me that giltter was dumped on her head

    • @Kate-zp4nb
      @Kate-zp4nb 7 лет назад +10

      She was not

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 7 лет назад +32

      they call me holosexual crybaby how dare you call it glitter call it HOLLLOOOOOO

    • @clareann7723
      @clareann7723 7 лет назад +5

      they call me holosexual crybaby no, she wasn't in it. If you look at the cast list, she isn't in it.

  • @cambrinicolee824
    @cambrinicolee824 6 лет назад +1327

    i wonder what happens when u put matte and holo together

  • @colguy773
    @colguy773 3 года назад +238

    Alternate title “The Ulti’matte’ top coat”

  • @brooklincrews8561
    @brooklincrews8561 7 лет назад +1314

    Once you go holo you can't unfollow

    • @gracelaspina7094
      @gracelaspina7094 6 лет назад +1

      Brooklin Crews It’s like the 1d fandom ( only directioners understand) sorry I had to

    • @user-hn4fi3vt9c
      @user-hn4fi3vt9c 6 лет назад

      Brooklin Crews thank you for that

    • @fedora_flame_rider1323
      @fedora_flame_rider1323 6 лет назад +1

      Brooklin Crews eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!! *deep gasp* EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH *even deeper gasp* EEEEEEHHHJCHXUGCGFYFGJVHHUGUCJFJCCICY-
      Friend:bro you ok?
      Me: hold on. BXIXUFXLHDUCLBCUHCCHCHCKFYJCYCRCJG!!!!!!!!!! Ok. Now I’m done.
      Friend:wtf? Ok... Ima leave now...
      (How I lose my friends...)

    • @moarmy2122
      @moarmy2122 6 лет назад +1

      Ken Kaneki I agree. I used to be a directioner. Never again. Then discovered KPop(BTS) never letting go

    • @sadteqrs
      @sadteqrs 6 лет назад

      Brooklin Crews y didnt Cristine love ur comment?

  • @KTdesign1
    @KTdesign1 7 лет назад +311

    JUST WENT TO THE STORE AND PICKED UP THE LAST BOTTLE OF ESSIE MATTE WOOO THANK YOU BABE 😘💙💜💚

    • @KTdesign1
      @KTdesign1 7 лет назад +13

      Guys this shit is lit af omf

    • @wabbawu1
      @wabbawu1 7 лет назад +45

      You sound so annoying lmao

    • @erithrone
      @erithrone 7 лет назад +32

      SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT "G'day, matte"
      IT WAS LIKE, FUCKING 2NDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @essiedukeofficial
      @essiedukeofficial 7 лет назад

      Kaitlin73Art oh

    • @rachelhansson1416
      @rachelhansson1416 7 лет назад

      Kaitlin73Art I

  • @MinoMicha
    @MinoMicha 7 лет назад +172

    If you wear earphones or headphones, her "conversation" comes from different sides lol

  • @SoniaGreat1
    @SoniaGreat1 3 года назад +129

    4 years later she finally found the best Matte Top coat ✨💁✨

  • @ughdress7728
    @ughdress7728 7 лет назад +2305

    Cristine: What does the black nail polish say when it walked into the bar?
    Me: Wot
    Cristine: It doesn't MATTE-er
    Me: *Subscribes so damn fast*

    • @literally-no-one9587
      @literally-no-one9587 7 лет назад +35

      La Unica Andres omg most long time fans can't spell her name so well done with the spelling

    • @fitimgashi5851
      @fitimgashi5851 7 лет назад +1

      La Unica Andres same

    • @danfilus6466
      @danfilus6466 7 лет назад +1

      La Unica Andres ikr

    • @mariatdm7059
      @mariatdm7059 7 лет назад +1

      That wasn’t even punny

    • @ughdress7728
      @ughdress7728 7 лет назад +6

      Yumzey AJ Your argument is invalid, therefore does not MATTE-ER💆🏽💅🏾

  • @tatumn9346
    @tatumn9346 7 лет назад +360

    You: " I will see you all next time bye"
    Me: " WHAT?!??!"

    • @irenedeprez
      @irenedeprez 7 лет назад +23

      Tweeco Style IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE LATER NOT NEXT TIMEEEEE bring back the normal outro

    • @sarahstruif2784
      @sarahstruif2784 7 лет назад +1

      Tweeco Style I'm crying on the inside😫

    • @Neonbean-
      @Neonbean- 7 лет назад +3

      Tweeco Style She said "See ya'll next time" in her older vids, actually 😅 I was watching some of them yesterday

    • @zemiraallen5451
      @zemiraallen5451 7 лет назад

      Tweeco Style I know I was so confused

    • @jae7798
      @jae7798 7 лет назад +3

      CHRISTINE IS KIDNAPPED BY HER SISTER AND MADE HER SAY IT OMG

  • @alyxandrialm7619
    @alyxandrialm7619 6 лет назад +446

    The best in my opinion that is easy to use and within seconds turns matte and really pretty is Sally Hansen "big matte top coat" its in a square clear matte bottle. Its the one that has worked the best for me :)

  • @Alanna_Equestrian
    @Alanna_Equestrian 4 года назад +397

    I don’t know what a top coat is...........
    I only know the tacos

  • @annabelroberts3916
    @annabelroberts3916 7 лет назад +233

    9:57 I was just waiting for the moment she gave in and put a glossy taco her nail XD

    • @corgi9378
      @corgi9378 7 лет назад

      ABMoltyMix taco?

    • @svennc2230
      @svennc2230 7 лет назад +12

      ᗩᒪIᑕE'ᔕᗯᗩY taco = topcoat in the holosexual language

    • @amber3501
      @amber3501 7 лет назад +6

      ᗩᒪIᑕE'ᔕᗯᗩY do you even watch this channel?

    • @bvlgaristlaurent
      @bvlgaristlaurent 6 лет назад

      ABMoltyMix uuuu

    • @borisjohnson32
      @borisjohnson32 6 лет назад

      ᗩᒪIᑕE'ᔕᗯᗩY
      Holo there!
      A true holosexual shall learn how to speak holo. Don’t worry, it’s normal not to understand this. You are obviously a newbie! 😊 (Not trying to be mean)
      Holo rules:
      Taco = topcoat
      Everything looks better with holo
      Cristine is simplynailogical‘s name. Make sure there’s no H in it
      Cristine loves Tee especially from Starbucks
      Her boyfriend is called Ben
      But the holosexuals call him
      BEEEEYYYYYYYYNNN
      Do not comment about her yellow nails they are fine.
      (Of course there’s more but that’s just to get you started on this channel. Welcome you are now officially a holosexual... or will be... hopefully)
      Byyyyeeeeeeeee 💿

  • @just_jaime2729
    @just_jaime2729 7 лет назад +788

    She did her outro wrong omfg... I'm crying "I'll see y'all Next time bye!"
    WHAT HAPPENED TO LATER

  • @jaimcmullin6479
    @jaimcmullin6479 7 лет назад +3691

    100 layers of H💿L💿 taco ( top coat )

    • @cutebear2897
      @cutebear2897 7 лет назад

      Twenty øne Piløts yasss

    • @sidneyli3931
      @sidneyli3931 7 лет назад +7

      I think she did that already

    • @dalia5272
      @dalia5272 7 лет назад

      Whyyyyyyyy?

    • @bruhmoment8511
      @bruhmoment8511 7 лет назад +19

      tøp coat ; )

    • @ceciliasusantio9548
      @ceciliasusantio9548 7 лет назад +7

      +Maya Wolfie No she only did clear polish mountain. The only polish mountains that she has done is clear polish and regular nail polish

  • @katied4088
    @katied4088 5 лет назад +287

    The whole video...DID SHE SAY TOP COAT?!!?!??! IS THIS CRISTINE?!?

  • @YouTubeuserms
    @YouTubeuserms 7 лет назад +439

    She said see y'all NEXT TIME...wtf cristine

    • @liv8847
      @liv8847 7 лет назад +4

      Mila Stanoeva I thought I was the only one who noticed

    • @zombiesforyou
      @zombiesforyou 7 лет назад +1

      Mila Stanoeva 😂😂😂

    • @esstee8210
      @esstee8210 7 лет назад +11

      Mila Stanoeva Mandela effect

    • @nanajaem868
      @nanajaem868 7 лет назад +1

      What will she do?! 😂

    • @cj-ur8qb
      @cj-ur8qb 7 лет назад

      ess tee ?

  • @karilovesbeauty8737
    @karilovesbeauty8737 7 лет назад +421

    You should do 100 layers of matte taco...

    • @karilovesbeauty8737
      @karilovesbeauty8737 7 лет назад +7

      it will be so cool.. i think

    • @mvnie
      @mvnie 7 лет назад

      KariLovesBeauty yeah! good idea!

    • @nia8949
      @nia8949 7 лет назад +6

      KariLovesBeauty good idea💗

    • @fiorellaa7
      @fiorellaa7 7 лет назад +28

      Do u want her to die ? Cause that's how someone dies

    • @llx476
      @llx476 7 лет назад

      Fiorella Aviles Have u even watched simply do 100 layers of nailpolish stay on track

  • @heyheyjuliet6983
    @heyheyjuliet6983 7 лет назад +255

    I use a 99 cent wet and wild

    • @marthayate8696
      @marthayate8696 7 лет назад +3

      Hey Hey Juliet I use miss sporty it's was like 1 dollar

    • @jakebrantley8889
      @jakebrantley8889 7 лет назад +12

      Hey Hey Juliet wet and wild is seriously a great matte top coat.

    • @converseshoes8148
      @converseshoes8148 7 лет назад +1

      Hey Hey Juliet mine was 69cents

    • @sunbxrry
      @sunbxrry 7 лет назад +11

      Hey Hey Juliet It's probably good to you, but it's different to her because not all polishes are made the same.

    • @chloesalt8885
      @chloesalt8885 7 лет назад +9

      Simply Holographic ayyyyy

  • @endrgirl6630
    @endrgirl6630 5 лет назад +8

    i'm hella late but like
    as i was watching i was literally thinking about how i was going to look up what it looks like to put matte over a holo, but i didn't have to! you have cured my dying curiosity!

  • @animanfan5442
    @animanfan5442 7 лет назад +654

    A glossy taco over a matt taco over a holo taco over a matt taco over black nail polish over a peal off base coat over your nails. #tacoseption

  • @MateoFrancisco
    @MateoFrancisco 7 лет назад +991

    100 layers of matte taco

    • @luckygold999
      @luckygold999 7 лет назад +11

      Hawaiian Taco great idea

    • @freaksdance9664
      @freaksdance9664 7 лет назад +7

      Hawaiian Taco matte 🌮 mountain here she comes 😂

    • @rhearead7760
      @rhearead7760 7 лет назад

      Sorry autocorrect

    • @melanie4838
      @melanie4838 7 лет назад +1

      Rhea Read, NO ITS TACO IDOIT WATCH HER VIDEOS

    • @searabbit5830
      @searabbit5830 7 лет назад

      Mels DreamfulLife says the person who is in idiot itself

  • @ladybeth2965
    @ladybeth2965 7 лет назад +2095

    Yes Essie is something I can afford.

    • @egg2620
      @egg2620 6 лет назад +127

      I’m just broke in general, anything from the dollar store I’m fine with

    • @hotel4419
      @hotel4419 6 лет назад +11

      Same

    • @imim5640
      @imim5640 6 лет назад

      Lady Beth Etsy*

    • @imim5640
      @imim5640 6 лет назад +3

      uh nvm

    • @ladybeth2965
      @ladybeth2965 6 лет назад +37

      DIY Imim next time just don't correct me at all . It doesn't do anything except annoy the person your correcting ... especially when your wrong .

  • @bennu547
    @bennu547 5 лет назад +8

    Oh cool. Essie’s matte top coat was the first one I’ve tried and love it. I’m glad I picked one of the best ones on the market. Which is lucky cause I really had no idea what brand to get and just picked Essie on a whim and it was cheep

  • @crazygirls8210
    @crazygirls8210 7 лет назад +259

    "What happend when the Black Nailpolish walked into a bar"? My answer: It Blacked Out! XD i hate myself

  • @bunniie.
    @bunniie. 7 лет назад +232

    100 layers of matte taco over glossy taco over matte taco over glossy taco over matte taco.

  • @elaniscott6397
    @elaniscott6397 7 лет назад +260

    For this icy season, I'd love to see Cristine make nail art inspired by frost. :D
    I'd appreciate it if you'd like this (if you agree of course) so she could see this!

    • @dali9848
      @dali9848 7 лет назад

      Elani Scott I don't want to be rude or anything but it's Cristine 😁

    • @elaniscott6397
      @elaniscott6397 7 лет назад

      Daliana Ortiz Oh, thank you I'll edit it!

    • @dali9848
      @dali9848 7 лет назад

      Elani Scott no problem :)

    • @bebe44144
      @bebe44144 7 лет назад +9

      Make it holo frost😏💿💿💿

    • @christinagonzalez2787
      @christinagonzalez2787 7 лет назад

      How long have you been doing this💯💯💯

  • @mirandarose1800
    @mirandarose1800 3 года назад +5

    Just got my own holo taco matte top coat. Simply has grown so much ❤❤

  • @kimvalle7192
    @kimvalle7192 7 лет назад +619

    SIMPLY LATE SQUAD WHERE U AT😂😂😂

  • @craftmamanl
    @craftmamanl 7 лет назад +2418

    hell yeah and awesome your polish mountain made the rewind video!

    • @saravorstermans5015
      @saravorstermans5015 7 лет назад +7

      Craftmama heeyyyy iemand nederlands😏😅😛

    • @KA-fr9dp
      @KA-fr9dp 7 лет назад +2

      Craftmama Jij bent toch Nederlands, cool dat je ook dingen schrijft in de comments!!!

    • @noadepaepe8977
      @noadepaepe8977 7 лет назад +2

      Craftmama ik wist niet dat jij dit ook keek ! Ik kijk jou video's ook :)

    • @alexiakayden3756
      @alexiakayden3756 7 лет назад +6

      Craftmama yes it did

    • @isabeln.8560
      @isabeln.8560 7 лет назад +5

      sara v. hallo holos

  • @uhvio70
    @uhvio70 6 лет назад +805

    Top coat? What’s that? I thought it was called a TACO!! 😢 😭

  • @kaytou351
    @kaytou351 5 лет назад +216

    Matte top coats gets oily over time on the nail ): WHICH ONE STAYS MATTE THE LONGEST?!?!??!?

    • @skaweirromeda6787
      @skaweirromeda6787 3 года назад +6

      I think the best to keep them matte is actually washing the top of your nails with soap. It strips the oilyness away

    • @gabrielsnotdead6912
      @gabrielsnotdead6912 3 года назад +10

      Essie one.... I have the china glaze and orly one and they are not very good .. Also I put a coat of regular seche vite first then the matte top coat and it lasts alot longer against wear and chipping!

  • @mar._1044
    @mar._1044 7 лет назад +648

    Wait !!!! What's on your other hand ?????

    • @superboyces1155
      @superboyces1155 7 лет назад +9

      Pastel Cotton candy omg I thought about that too!!

    • @riastouraitis1305
      @riastouraitis1305 6 лет назад +5

      Mar._ 104 TRUE!! WHERE IS WHAT'S ON MY OTHER HAND!?!

    • @chaoticnetural5752
      @chaoticnetural5752 6 лет назад +1

      Mar._ 104 nothing, I saw it in the first few seconds

    • @chaoticnetural5752
      @chaoticnetural5752 6 лет назад +1

      Party Pig actually I’m not XD I just can’t use the English language and mis-typed. All her videos are blurring together lol

    • @sunnymckenzie1522
      @sunnymckenzie1522 6 лет назад +1

      Mar._ 104 parma
      Lpllll

  • @Eva.is.boredd
    @Eva.is.boredd 6 лет назад +1518

    You said *top coat* it’s *TACO FOR CHRISTS SAKE*

    • @lucy-zy5wy
      @lucy-zy5wy 5 лет назад +45

      Nerdy Niffler for cristine sake*

    • @cocoapuff_x
      @cocoapuff_x 5 лет назад +3

      xXRadioactiveGoatXx 10:00

    • @urmomraquel5407
      @urmomraquel5407 5 лет назад +9

      Lol it’s probably for new people who don’t understand simplynailogicish language

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 5 лет назад +3

      It’s Crist 🙄.

    • @echo7374
      @echo7374 5 лет назад +1

      @xXRadioactiveGoatXx 9:05 Really... She didn't?

  • @andigrace4297
    @andigrace4297 6 лет назад +431

    didn’t try the wet n wild one tho and that ones like 99¢ and the bomb;((

    • @avitijain5068
      @avitijain5068 5 лет назад +3

      Andi Grace that’s the one inhave

    • @kaitie648
      @kaitie648 5 лет назад +3

      It’s an awesome one!

    • @maryjane1851
      @maryjane1851 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah it's my go to bc it's so stinkin' cheap👍

    • @KeilaET
      @KeilaET 4 года назад +3

      Yes it’s worked really good

    • @christopherroughton
      @christopherroughton 4 года назад +11

      It’s also bomb for if you have a heart condition like me and your nails have giant dents in them. Fills that ish right in and looks natural 😎

  • @IlaMedlin
    @IlaMedlin 4 года назад +13

    This saved me so much time and experimenting. I'm on my second bottle of matte about you after this review and recommendation. I really appreciate it.

  • @talesofnelda
    @talesofnelda 7 лет назад +111

    Picture polish: "g'day matte"
    Me, an Australian: n o. w h y

  •  7 лет назад +205

    What does Matte on HOLO look like?

    • @toryannm
      @toryannm 7 лет назад +8

      Thế Hoàng Nguyễn OMG WAIT until the end

    •  7 лет назад +1

      løl ur nøt melanie ouh I see it now :(

    • @carriecarrigan2091
      @carriecarrigan2091 7 лет назад +14

      Thế Hoàng Nguyễn WATCH THE VID

    • @fraptini7788
      @fraptini7788 7 лет назад +65

      u made it on her snapchat story congrats

    • @3ella
      @3ella 7 лет назад +6

      Thế Hoàng Nguyễn watch the whole video

  • @Sarah-op1mk
    @Sarah-op1mk 7 лет назад +1426

    Holo song a parody of hot line bling.
    YOU USED TO CALL ME HOLO SEXUAL
    dum dum dum dum dum
    LATE NIGHT WHEN I PAINT MY NAILS
    I KNOW I LOVE HOLO THAT CAN ONLY BE RAINBOWS
    ----------
    IF THIS GETS OVER 2 LIKES ILL MAKE PT 2 .!!!
    :)

    • @oamelia3631
      @oamelia3631 7 лет назад +40

      Time to make part 2

    • @gigiwinther6833
      @gigiwinther6833 7 лет назад +3

      TheLegendzGamer Part two shall be coming soon

    • @umaya8373
      @umaya8373 7 лет назад +1

      TheLegendzGamer make part two please I love this💗😂

    • @lkawaii7847
      @lkawaii7847 7 лет назад +2

      TheLegendzGamer part 125 coming soon yess

    • @gimmeaswig
      @gimmeaswig 7 лет назад +4

      TheLegendzGamer PART 2

  • @purplelotus1444
    @purplelotus1444 3 года назад +30

    Who’s here after Cristine released her own matte top coat

  • @aelizeb1846_
    @aelizeb1846_ 7 лет назад +63

    I use wet n wild matte top coat it it works so great, best I've tried

    • @aelizeb1846_
      @aelizeb1846_ 7 лет назад +2

      also it was only a dollar

    • @dianar4733
      @dianar4733 7 лет назад +1

      Chicken Permission OMG SAME !

    • @aliciaayala3610
      @aliciaayala3610 7 лет назад +1

      Chicken Permission glad I'm not the only one

    • @klynnanjel809
      @klynnanjel809 7 лет назад +1

      Chicken Permission I was looking to see if I was the only one who used it and loves it.

    • @chibikat_
      @chibikat_ 7 лет назад +4

      Chicken Permission yesssss! Me too! I was expecting her to use it but she didn't. Oh well. 🐳

  • @karasaekano
    @karasaekano 7 лет назад +128

    Am I The Only One Who Loves The Jazz Music Bits?😂😂

  • @sinaibilbao
    @sinaibilbao 7 лет назад +65

    Why is the intro satisfying

  • @acidanimatesi6953
    @acidanimatesi6953 Год назад +1

    You are my comfort person, I can watch you anytime of the day and I will feel better, so Thankyou.

  • @dorborb
    @dorborb 7 лет назад +143

    I liked all those saxophone solos. They made the video spicy. 🌶

    • @HiiFren
      @HiiFren 7 лет назад +1

      I can relate the moment my brother started playing saxophone that's pretty much all I can hear in music and I love it

    • @rachelagripina
      @rachelagripina 7 лет назад +4

      Derpy Duck
      BEEBO PUT THAT NANA DOWN

    • @lowlypieceofdata7542
      @lowlypieceofdata7542 7 лет назад

      Derpy Duck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

  • @shelbssfx6301
    @shelbssfx6301 7 лет назад +41

    There was so much shade and sass in this video I actually started to feel attacked

  • @zaina884
    @zaina884 7 лет назад +123

    I have to go for a marriage but I could be 11 minutes and 23 seconds late.

    • @moaalvarsson1690
      @moaalvarsson1690 7 лет назад +6

      Are you seriously having barbie as a profile pic?

    • @chels-5457
      @chels-5457 7 лет назад +6

      Moa Discogarden oh leave em' alone

    • @lavenbug
      @lavenbug 7 лет назад +3

      Moa Discogarden So? What's wrong with that?

    • @gardendotorg
      @gardendotorg 7 лет назад +4

      Moa Discogarden
      And you have a CGI horse... what's your point

    • @ov3654
      @ov3654 7 лет назад

      Moa Discogarden So its okay to have fuckung star stable everything

  • @niccibigbird8016
    @niccibigbird8016 6 лет назад +5

    Your sarcasm...is pure *Gold!*

  • @ahniya1151
    @ahniya1151 7 лет назад +769

    That one piece of glitter was bothering me

  • @kags777
    @kags777 7 лет назад +3379

    I'm late, got dammit it Cristine.

    • @regandreaa
      @regandreaa 7 лет назад +8

      Kailey ! congratulations

    • @walterwhiteyo230
      @walterwhiteyo230 7 лет назад +3

      *Cristine

    • @kags777
      @kags777 7 лет назад +8

      Ellis the Crybaby opps, autocorrect, thnx.

    • @walterwhiteyo230
      @walterwhiteyo230 7 лет назад +4

      Kaily ! *thx (I am so sorry for that one)

    • @jemimabegum1391
      @jemimabegum1391 7 лет назад +7

      Ellis the Crybaby she spelled it right the first time 🤔

  • @featherpen7357
    @featherpen7357 7 лет назад +861

    I'm really disappointed that none of these were called "Matte Hatter" ...you know, like Mad Hatter...Alice in Wonderland...I'll show myself out...

  • @TheRevolverLady
    @TheRevolverLady 2 года назад

    Ok, questioning yourself why you are talking to yourself is one thing... but telling yourself to stop questioning yourself why you are talking yourself is... I love it

  • @birdpeesocks
    @birdpeesocks 7 лет назад +177

    5 minutes????? I wait for my nail polish to dry for like an hour

    • @IamaKaliedoscope
      @IamaKaliedoscope 7 лет назад +14

      You need to use better top coats. The point of top coats is that they make everything dry in just a few minutes.

    • @tessahaanskorf
      @tessahaanskorf 7 лет назад +1

      SHAY TALEY and she has a warm lamp very close to it. So that makes it dry faster

    • @birdpeesocks
      @birdpeesocks 7 лет назад +2

      I live in a small country in Europe and we don't have a ton of nail companies to choose from :(

    • @birdpeesocks
      @birdpeesocks 7 лет назад +1

      Tessa H I wish they would sell those in our country... :/

    • @yuna7513
      @yuna7513 7 лет назад

      SHAY TALEY

  • @Rhaifha
    @Rhaifha 7 лет назад +11

    For the UK viewers out there, Barry M also has a pretty good matte topcoat.

  • @leyaali6697
    @leyaali6697 7 лет назад +331

    Cristines #snapchat story is like the best part of my day 😂😭❤️ anyone else???

  • @savvhornsby2038
    @savvhornsby2038 6 лет назад +7

    I recently got my nails done at a salon and asked for a matte top coat on my nails. It was still super shiny afterwards, so I went to the grocery store where I work and picked up a five dollar matte top coat and OMG!!!! It gave the same results as Cristine's Essie polish (without the white flakies of course). So it's funny how life works out.

    • @chouchoue
      @chouchoue 2 года назад +1

      The white flakes usually are that it missed some spots that are still shiny.

  • @AlisterSweets
    @AlisterSweets 6 лет назад +147

    I actually really like Matte nails

  • @bluesharks101
    @bluesharks101 6 лет назад +842

    What if they make Matte Holo Nail polish????

    • @BitchboyJohn
      @BitchboyJohn 5 лет назад +2

      BlueSharks101 polish*

    • @gonfreecss8753
      @gonfreecss8753 5 лет назад +13

      See end of video

    • @jasminer7959
      @jasminer7959 5 лет назад +30

      it wouldn't work, the magical rainbows of the holo wouldn't be able to reflect the light because of the matte, and holo needs to have lots of light exposure and reflection to really do its thing.

    • @chloem6993
      @chloem6993 5 лет назад +10

      The holo would not be holo because it will take the rain now goodness away \_(°_°)_/😂😃

    • @MsMusicObsession
      @MsMusicObsession 5 лет назад +4

      Holo needs the refraction of light to show rainbows (which is why it looks better blurred). Matte nail polish prevents light from refracting (which stops it from being shiny).Holo is silver glitter that shines rainbows. Therefore, if you take away its ability to shine (by making it matte) then you're taking away its magical holo rainbow powers

  • @AlexRodriguez-tl8ck
    @AlexRodriguez-tl8ck 7 лет назад +384

    What would happen if you put a matte Taco over halo?

    • @eviejames9746
      @eviejames9746 7 лет назад +8

      Alex Rodriguez it look like 💩

    • @SakuyaKira24
      @SakuyaKira24 7 лет назад +1

      Bore Kookie o.o...

    • @sorrybae9937
      @sorrybae9937 7 лет назад +39

      Bore Kookie She/He didn't say that Holo is shit, he/she said holo and matte taco together looks like shit :) And sorry for spelling things wrong, not my native languag :)

    • @eviejames9746
      @eviejames9746 7 лет назад +10

      Lee Mijoo Why would I call holo that but it doesn't even look like holo with a matte top coat do your research

    • @dcw2177
      @dcw2177 7 лет назад

      Alex Rodriguez the holo becomes just silver

  • @abdulaziz2894
    @abdulaziz2894 5 лет назад +702

    What happened when a black nail polish entered the bar?
    It doesn’t MATTE - er 😏🤣😂🤣😂

    • @irenekay7934
      @irenekay7934 5 лет назад +68

      My guess was: it blacked out

    • @oliviagroh2186
      @oliviagroh2186 4 года назад +4

      ειρηνη Τζοβι ok ok ok good one good one

    • @asr2585
      @asr2585 4 года назад +5

      She said that in the video

    • @CaliAli14
      @CaliAli14 4 года назад

      Nothing it just waved

    • @jdjdfg431
      @jdjdfg431 4 года назад +1

      They said Holo but everyone glossed over it because it doesn’t really matter

  • @sisterphillip2905
    @sisterphillip2905 7 лет назад +480

    This is my first video and I think I'm already holosexual

    • @michellebolen3892
      @michellebolen3892 7 лет назад +3

      Sister Phillip welcome fellow holosexual!

    • @zacg5714
      @zacg5714 7 лет назад +7

      Sister Phillip welcome to the family!!

    • @thesingingsniffer7096
      @thesingingsniffer7096 7 лет назад +2

      Sister Phillip oh I already knew!

    • @angelharris7173
      @angelharris7173 7 лет назад +1

      Welcome to the holosexual family!

    • @ThatBetchEllie
      @ThatBetchEllie 7 лет назад +1

      Sister Phillip welcome to the holosexual family! 💅🏼

  • @jenna-hq8yp
    @jenna-hq8yp 6 лет назад +210

    *When the "Best Matte Taco" test is more popular than the "Best Holo Taco" test...*
    I guess matte is more popular than we all thought. XD

  • @jessicat869
    @jessicat869 7 лет назад +246

    You should try forever 21 nail polish😂👌🏼💅🏼

  • @pandapotato4791
    @pandapotato4791 5 лет назад +397

    This was made in 2016 I'm in 2019 I'm so late

  • @bakergamer1237
    @bakergamer1237 7 лет назад +147

    I thought my happy holodays sweater was coming today,But turns out,I didn't actually order it,So Im never getting it again:(Im dying inside
    ~EDIT:Im SO SAD

  • @giselenaarendorp505
    @giselenaarendorp505 7 лет назад +90

    Do polish mountain with matte nail polish😂

    • @just_jaime2729
      @just_jaime2729 7 лет назад +29

      Holo then glossy then matte repeated until 100+ layers omg

  • @shukezi3619
    @shukezi3619 7 лет назад +52

    I was really hoping that one of the matte tacos would be called 'Cat in the Matte.' Christine, if you do ever make a matte taco, please call it 'Cat in the Matte.'

    • @shukezi3619
      @shukezi3619 7 лет назад +14

      If ya didn't know, it's a play on words of cat in the hat.

  • @stellaadamson
    @stellaadamson 4 года назад +47

    Christine is really out here getting millions of subs by painting beautiful designs on her nails when I literally can’t even put on one simple layer of nail polish without getting it all over my whole finger😂😂

  • @hannaha.3874
    @hannaha.3874 7 лет назад +50

    Cristine, I DARE you to do matte H💿L💿
    ~EDIT: I commented this in the middle of watching, I did see the end, I just forgot that I commented this therefore making myself look stupid 😂

    • @arieola
      @arieola 7 лет назад +1

      Watch till the end of the video dumbo

    • @aprilshiba
      @aprilshiba 7 лет назад +1

      Hannah A. 10:18

    • @hannaha.3874
      @hannaha.3874 7 лет назад +1

      arielle pham I guess I should have edited or deleted my comment because I did watch till the end, I just commented in the middle of watching haha oops

  • @-meghan--hough-585
    @-meghan--hough-585 7 лет назад +65

    Do polish mountain with only H💿L💿 tacos!!!!!

  • @anthonyr.9566
    @anthonyr.9566 7 лет назад +64

    actually, it DOES matte-r! That polish might be in danger!

    • @coolcool7325
      @coolcool7325 7 лет назад

      A.S. B.R. It might black out!
      Cuz it was on black nail polish... I'll leave....

    • @coolcool7325
      @coolcool7325 7 лет назад +5

      A.S. B.R. It might black out!
      Cuz it was on black nail polish... I'll leave....

    • @exoopsss
      @exoopsss 7 лет назад

      Wolfie :D The doors that way --->

    • @Deathdeathdeathmoney
      @Deathdeathdeathmoney 7 лет назад

      A.S. B.R. i think you're in danger, for having the firefox as your picture

  • @ScarletMurder
    @ScarletMurder 5 лет назад +3

    I actually have the Ice one and it works well for me surprisingly. It could be that the cheaper ones don't react well with the black polish you use (they may work with their brand blacks the best). I use a cheap brand for my black

  • @anjathomas801
    @anjathomas801 7 лет назад +75

    You should show us which h💿l💿 nail polish looks the most h💿l💿

  • @whutevas
    @whutevas 7 лет назад +253

    Last time I was this early PATD still had all its members

  • @madisonmay1495
    @madisonmay1495 6 лет назад +650

    Oops I'm one year late

  • @elizabethdufour4251
    @elizabethdufour4251 5 лет назад +1

    When you put the glossy on top at the end the effect looked like a starry sky! With all the different colored stars glimmering :)

  • @adasiavandeluijtgaarden7766
    @adasiavandeluijtgaarden7766 7 лет назад +68

    Matte is better than math

  • @chloejennings8702
    @chloejennings8702 7 лет назад +254

    do what's the best red polish

    • @lorettafinklebottum8404
      @lorettafinklebottum8404 7 лет назад +12

      skull and sweet crazy Cooey but why would you wanna watch that when you could be watching WHATS THE BEST HOLO TOPCOATTTTT

    • @fatimamorfinreynaga7010
      @fatimamorfinreynaga7010 7 лет назад +2

      skull and sweet crazy Cooey yaaaaaas

    • @heleggg
      @heleggg 7 лет назад

      yes!

  • @natureeslimeesss6516
    @natureeslimeesss6516 7 лет назад +75

    SIMPLY SNAP SQUAD WHERE YOU AT BTW IM SICK SO PRAY FOR ME 💿💿💿

    • @mary-roseb8037
      @mary-roseb8037 7 лет назад

      PRAYING FOR YOU SNAP FRIEND 💿💿💿

    • @reiviens
      @reiviens 7 лет назад

      Potato Queen Jumaanh here 💿.....hope you get better💓

    • @raniaa8430
      @raniaa8430 7 лет назад

      Potato Queen Jumaanh YAS PRAY

    • @ellienguyen704
      @ellienguyen704 7 лет назад

      AYEE

    • @pamelag9871
      @pamelag9871 7 лет назад

      Potato Queen Jumaanh me too😣😷

  • @chasemurray2921
    @chasemurray2921 5 лет назад +8

    Oh my gosh.. I am dying on all your videos literally. I cannot believe I just found you 🙈😂

  • @restinpeace8319
    @restinpeace8319 7 лет назад +79

    4:12 dis anyone else think that that was a menchie hair? :D

  • @KatsMeyow
    @KatsMeyow 7 лет назад +19

    Please make a "What's the best glossy taco?" video where you show a collection of glossy tacos, then just scroll a video description, click on the link and show a picture of that Marvel Liquid Macro Top Coat. That would be fricking fabulous.

    • @hufflepuffgirl3594
      @hufflepuffgirl3594 7 лет назад +2

      Kats Meyow she said that she wouldn't do a glossy taco video

    • @mackenzie9105
      @mackenzie9105 7 лет назад +2

      Slytherin is better than Hufflepuff (:

    • @hufflepuffgirl3594
      @hufflepuffgirl3594 7 лет назад

      TheAmazingMackenzieIsNøtØnFire I know but I got sorted into hufflepuff and now I'm proud of it:). I still wanna be in slytherin

    • @emilybeniamin198
      @emilybeniamin198 7 лет назад

      TheAmazingMackenzieIsNøtØnFire yup

  • @niamhmcg7842
    @niamhmcg7842 7 лет назад +59

    This video is just like watching paint dry

    • @niamhmcg7842
      @niamhmcg7842 7 лет назад +30

      Oh. Cristine already used that joke. Hahahahahahha

    • @Quntah888
      @Quntah888 7 лет назад

      +Echelon Niamh great minds think alike :)

    • @jamesnobody5872
      @jamesnobody5872 7 лет назад +2

      Echelon Niamh 30 SECONDS TO MARS??

    • @niamhmcg7842
      @niamhmcg7842 7 лет назад

      James Nobody yes HI

  • @xxireneangelxx5904
    @xxireneangelxx5904 4 года назад +1

    Thank you Cristine! I was at Target and this was very helpful in a pinch. I got the winner of this test so I believe it should work.

  • @crownmissnana
    @crownmissnana 7 лет назад +25

    I've been using opi matte top coat for around three years

    • @crownmissnana
      @crownmissnana 7 лет назад +3

      I'm gonna try the Essie one ! I love their gel setter top coat ( clear coat that looks like gel)

    • @virixot
      @virixot 7 лет назад +1

      crownmissnana I never have any idea what polish to use anymore...

    • @OrianaFunkhouser
      @OrianaFunkhouser 7 лет назад

      crownmissnana the Essie gels are my favorite! Even if you use the gel colored polish without the top coat it'll last almost 2 weeks

    • @starlightcookie9512
      @starlightcookie9512 7 лет назад

      crownmissnana good 😊 4, u

  • @winter489
    @winter489 7 лет назад +85

    When you have holo in your life, nothing else Matte-rs. :D

  • @brookelee9745
    @brookelee9745 7 лет назад +88

    What happens when you put matte topcoat on holo?

    • @miaomiaou_
      @miaomiaou_ 7 лет назад +4

      Brooke Leigh just looks like matte glitter, not too impressive

    • @coughingbabie
      @coughingbabie 7 лет назад +15

      Brooke Leigh watch the end

    • @embgood4_730
      @embgood4_730 7 лет назад +16

      Brooke Leigh matte taco*

  • @brynne4395
    @brynne4395 5 лет назад +1

    Yay Essie! I'm actually wearing "Matte About You" right now so I'm so glad it is the best.

  • @lalynn5579
    @lalynn5579 7 лет назад +121

    SIMPLY SNAP HOLO SQUAD

  • @amyelliott9546
    @amyelliott9546 7 лет назад +100

    I wonder what holo looks like with a Matt top coat on

    • @amyelliott9546
      @amyelliott9546 7 лет назад +6

      Matte not Matt

    • @jenniferh.4038
      @jenniferh.4038 7 лет назад +4

      Amy Elliott You get to see EVERY SINGLE GLITTER. ITS MAGICAL

    • @jodisheridan5223
      @jodisheridan5223 7 лет назад

      Amy Elliott I love a matte top coat over holo.

    • @IamaKaliedoscope
      @IamaKaliedoscope 7 лет назад +23

      Maybe watch the entire video before commenting?

    • @luvelyfabs
      @luvelyfabs 7 лет назад

      Amy Elliott #HOLOPOLISHMOUNTAIN

  • @cindywaller5964
    @cindywaller5964 6 лет назад +33

    What about my favorite one from Wet-n-Wild one dollar Matte top coat, works great $1!! Dollar tree!

    • @MilenaR6
      @MilenaR6 4 года назад

      Cindy Waller I agree!! 🙌🏼LOL ... also from Dollar Tree, the Pure Ice Frost Finish Matte top coat that she tested in the video, which I been using since forever and it’s one of my favorite matte top coat. It lasted me a whole week and never had any issues with it👍🏼 Maybe everyone make things work out differently? 🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏼

  • @bethanyvillarreal3488
    @bethanyvillarreal3488 5 лет назад +2

    I just put on the mat ice top coat and it works perfectly fine for me