Human Warship Teaches Alien Pirates a Lesson They'll Never Forget | Best HFY Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 74

  • @Aharpoon24
    @Aharpoon24 Месяц назад +42

    This guy has a great voice, good cadence, good rumble, the kind of voice I aspire to have lol.

    • @bpgreg
      @bpgreg Месяц назад

      Personal preferences matter. You love him. I hear him and then it off. lol

    • @grabatar
      @grabatar Месяц назад +1

      Literrally came to the comments 20 seconds in JUST to write this :P

    • @grabatar
      @grabatar Месяц назад +1

      ​@@bpgreg agree fully with your sentiment. Our "ears" all want a different flavor of icecream :). One isnt better than the other as a whole, just i like it and someone else might not.

  • @Atou_Mahogany
    @Atou_Mahogany Месяц назад +17

    Hey Starbound HFY, you can AT LEAST put a link in the description for the previous episode when you have a direct sequel like this.

  • @e7yu
    @e7yu Месяц назад +15

    That was a good story. And I enjoyed hearing Texas mentioned in this galactic story. 🤠

  • @whosagreekgod4135
    @whosagreekgod4135 Месяц назад +10

    I swear to God... if this was 31:25 commercial for a star bound T-shirt... I'm going to flip my shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexlowe2054
    @alexlowe2054 Месяц назад +1

    "What is a Dallas Cowboys?" is the best line ever. I never knew I needed to listen to a story about aliens hearing someone rant about American football. HFY.

  • @jamesogden7756
    @jamesogden7756 Месяц назад +2

    Glorious ending. Kudos to the writer. And the narrator for bringing it to Life. ❤

  • @kriswalters9129
    @kriswalters9129 Месяц назад +6

    I took the hit on the Cincinnati bengals personal 😂

    • @ZenAki
      @ZenAki Месяц назад +1

      I know. That is low hanging fruit. About as bad as the Browns. Could you imagine the aliens being confused as all get out when they hear the term “Browns” but see that the team’s primary color is more orange than brown?

  • @ShadySpot
    @ShadySpot Месяц назад +11

    As a born and raised Texan near Dallas, Cowboys fans are fiercely loyal to a point that I don't understand it. Then again, I'm not much into sports, but if I had to pick a professional sports team to root for, I'd pick the Dallas Stars

    • @GrigoriZhukov
      @GrigoriZhukov Месяц назад +1

      Try being raised Sooner and not "get" sportsball of any type.

  • @KingofJ95
    @KingofJ95 Месяц назад +3

    I'm very glad to hear more from this story

  • @rasheedgregory3459
    @rasheedgregory3459 Месяц назад

    I like that saying "Humanity f**k yeah" 😂

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 Месяц назад +3

    Brilliant narration.

  • @the_pelican_real
    @the_pelican_real Месяц назад +1

    aw man, buff didn't get the space upgrade

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar Месяц назад +1

    Isandyr's story continues! Awesome!

  • @christopherbrummet4997
    @christopherbrummet4997 Месяц назад

    DAMN good reading sir, you have real voice acting talent.
    Great story too!

  • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
    @Johnfuchs-pm5wu Месяц назад +1

    Great dtory and narration. I hppe this becomes the next rimiki and faren.

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock Месяц назад +1

    This is a sequel to a previous story where the main character was conned into attacking earth in an experimental stealth aircraft but the humans saw through it right away.

    • @ReptilesBlade
      @ReptilesBlade Месяц назад +1

      Do you know the name of the story?

    • @robintheparttimesewer6798
      @robintheparttimesewer6798 19 дней назад

      I think this is the third story. The first was the original invasion the second getting tricked into going back and then this one. And sorry I don’t remember anything titles
      I really wish all the continuations had playlists! Maybe someday.

  • @tomhubbard7794
    @tomhubbard7794 Месяц назад +2

    Red would even be more upset to know that his beloved texas Longhorns, have been beaten twicw by the Georgia Bulldogs this years, the most recent loss coming after the longhorns had the lead and had put the Georgia starting Quarterback out of the game, on the last play before halftime. Oonly to have a young man by the name of Gunner Stockton replace him, and the longhorn dreams of an SEC crown.

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson Месяц назад

    Nicely done. Well played.

  • @brantgentry1463
    @brantgentry1463 Месяц назад +2

    So the pillar of autumn is from the halo games

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Месяц назад

    enjoyed the story and narration
    thanks

  • @pagansavage5267
    @pagansavage5267 Месяц назад +1

    Great story. You need a minor corrction at the beginning of the story. Recant and Recount have 2 different meanings, to recant a story means to take it back. To recount a story is what should have been used, meaning to tell your story from your point of view.

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 Месяц назад

    You have a voice like Edward R Murro . . . . resonant and commanding. Is there a play list for this video series?

  • @brantgentry1463
    @brantgentry1463 Месяц назад +3

    Lol the f15, f22, and f35

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Месяц назад

      So the 3 horsemen of the apocalypse? 😂

    • @xBruceLee88x
      @xBruceLee88x Месяц назад +1

      Add the A-10 for the hell of it, now you've got the 4 Horsemen of the apocalypse
      Let aliens learn to fear "BBBRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrtttt"

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock Месяц назад

      Space versions.

    • @xBruceLee88x
      @xBruceLee88x Месяц назад +1

      @@KurNorock oh of course the A-10 would have to override all coms to play the brrrrrt sound lol

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Месяц назад

      @ only downside is that by the time they hear it their already dead

  • @Nepafarius
    @Nepafarius Месяц назад +1

    Can I get an alien tries Mediterranean meal. As someone who eats gyros regularly, the flavor and spices would knock them off their asses and be a good midpoint for Indian, Southern American, or African meals.
    God I love the other nations for giving my palate a challenge that my family refuses.

  • @stikkychaos
    @stikkychaos 23 дня назад

    HE SAID THE THIIIIING

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Месяц назад

    8:30 fantastic narration lol

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock Месяц назад +1

    The officer getting upset about the kicker being traded was great. That's a realistic reaction in a sci-fi story.

  • @grabatar
    @grabatar Месяц назад

    20 seconds into the story and i already like this narrator voice.
    I have "sensitive" ears :P, so the voice or cadance of some people somehow irks me to listen to :/.
    Good channel, surprised its not larger.
    Keep building the quality folks, in todays AI slop its appreciated with the human touch and smooth storytelling.

  • @belelokai3328
    @belelokai3328 Месяц назад

    I forgive WesHammer for, "Temporal," being pronounced temp-oral...
    But TERITAIRY? TERTIARY!!

  • @Iceburgh6901
    @Iceburgh6901 8 дней назад

    Ok, now I'm completely confused. Why would the NFL trade a player to a college? In terms of the NFL, the Broncos are Denver. Might want to talk to the author about that. And for the record, I live in Boise.

  • @teamidris
    @teamidris Месяц назад

    Nicely different :o)

  • @theottergames1969
    @theottergames1969 Месяц назад +1

    the pillar of autumn?

  • @Thurden_mixd
    @Thurden_mixd Месяц назад

    guess he is the favourite one now

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan Месяц назад

    Ok who let the kid into space?

  • @whosagreekgod4135
    @whosagreekgod4135 Месяц назад

    How about them cowboys though...🤔🤔🤔

  • @monkeysausageclub
    @monkeysausageclub Месяц назад

    These stories of a United Earth are technically just about the USA.
    This tale in particular illustrates this.

  • @SecondBestArtMuseum
    @SecondBestArtMuseum Месяц назад

    No, that’s not their name. From now on I will exclusively refer to them as Hippo-poto-people.

  • @okwaho3746
    @okwaho3746 Месяц назад

    15 mins ago. Neat.

  • @kenlee5509
    @kenlee5509 Месяц назад +1

    I wanna a launch desk! Kan I has a launch desk? Pleeeeze???

  • @markiusgalfordii9248
    @markiusgalfordii9248 Месяц назад +1

    At least.
    This guy edits his videos LO.L unlike the rest of them. They have so many spelling mistakes and word mistakes. That they do it on purpose.I swear

  • @009dracko
    @009dracko Месяц назад +2

    Third, Wahoo!!!

  • @MrOraas
    @MrOraas Месяц назад

    Algorithm comment for the good work.

  • @MA-75C
    @MA-75C Месяц назад

    pillar of autumn bruh, youre not halo

    • @BootheMagician
      @BootheMagician Месяц назад +2

      Bruh, they literally call it out as a reference in the story. You telling me you don't think some halo fanboy would name a big ass ship the pillar of autumn if they got the chance? I would

  • @metaempiricist
    @metaempiricist 12 дней назад

    I lost my cool at Boise broncos. This is an egregious insult.

  • @Amokhunter
    @Amokhunter Месяц назад +5

    Offense intended; Nobody, 'cept some 'muricans give a flying F about "carry the egg across the field"
    Football, REAL football, which is played with your FEET, not your hands is something else entirely.

    • @slimeinabox
      @slimeinabox Месяц назад

      Cry and seeth aussie, go back to giant spiders land lol.

    • @apveening
      @apveening Месяц назад

      @@guardbrosfielddesk No American cares, the rest of the world does and is deeply insulted.

    • @joemccay9978
      @joemccay9978 Месяц назад +2

      We're Americans. Football is, and always will be, not soccer. It doesn't matter if the rest of the galaxy doesn't call it soccer. We will.

    • @Archangel2891
      @Archangel2891 Месяц назад +2

      Sorry dude, that's soccer. There's only one football 🏈

    • @apveening
      @apveening Месяц назад

      @@Archangel2891 Yup, the one played with the feet, there is a reason it is called *FOOT*ball.

  • @rishabhsingh61
    @rishabhsingh61 Месяц назад

    Football.... espically American football .... to an alien. Really?

  • @samuelbrumer872
    @samuelbrumer872 Месяц назад +2

    First!

  • @SpeargrassForge
    @SpeargrassForge Месяц назад +2

    2nd

  • @martinwyke
    @martinwyke Месяц назад

    Glad for a human narrator but gave up after reaching 12 mins ranting about American footbal.
    Please be more selective with stories in future.