This is one of my favorite stories of all time! SO much fun. 🤣 Extrapolating out Galaxywide what we actually do here on Earth. If you think about it, we Humans really do love big scary cuddly apex predators. LOL Well done! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Quite a realistic story, and no, that's no sarcasm, I've had plushies of a T-Rex, a Boa Constrictor and even an extremely fluffy Tarantula. ... Come to think of it, we humans indeed are quite weird.
"Oh, you are big, scary apex predators. So fierce. Unbelievably fierce apex predators. By the way, have you seen our dogs? Our cats? Our ....... house pets?"
some of us are, every time I see someone pat a tiger like a giant house cat I'll be honest, I'm jealous, I want to pet lions, wolves and bears, yes I know they'll maul me to death but damn it they look so fluffy
😂😂 As if any of them would fall for the increased comfort, increased nutrition, increased services and increased well being.. Oh, wait. Can I please be considered a predator species ??😊
So many smiles and chuckle’s whilst listening. Brilliant.
This is one of my favorite stories of all time! SO much fun. 🤣 Extrapolating out Galaxywide what we actually do here on Earth. If you think about it, we Humans really do love big scary cuddly apex predators. LOL Well done! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
There can never be enough laughter in life, thank you.
Quite a realistic story, and no, that's no sarcasm,
I've had plushies of a T-Rex, a Boa Constrictor and even an extremely fluffy Tarantula.
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Come to think of it, we humans indeed are quite weird.
My cuteness gage is in the red. This is fantastic.
I think this could quite possibly happen. I have seen people petting jumping spiders and so I came to the conclusion that we would pet anything.
"Oh, you are big, scary apex predators. So fierce. Unbelievably fierce apex predators. By the way, have you seen our dogs? Our cats? Our ....... house pets?"
Here kitty kitty, awe, who's a cute little murder kitty ❤❤❤❤❤
Now if this was written with humans as the pet we'd not be laughing our asses off! The creep would be over 5,000!
Would it? And honestly, we are everything but cute.
Silly you. We already are.
Rodriguez and Chen strike again!!!
I wish real humans were as awesome as they are in these stories.
some of us are, every time I see someone pat a tiger like a giant house cat I'll be honest, I'm jealous, I want to pet lions, wolves and bears, yes I know they'll maul me to death but damn it they look so fluffy
Your posts are great fun. Thank you.
😂😂😂😂 great story thanks
YOU KNOW...This is entirely possible.😅
OH MY GOD I cant stop laughing hahahahahaha thank you just love it.
I want to call this ridiculous, but I’ve seen one too many videos of humans around real apex predators in national parks to rule it out.
I still want to hug lions, bears and wolves
Love it!
I will comment when I stop rolling on the floor 🤣🤣
Lmao
This might be my favorite story so far.
Get domesticated, xeno fluffies!
Plasma puppy
😂😂
As if any of them would fall for the increased comfort, increased nutrition, increased services and increased well being..
Oh, wait.
Can I please be considered a predator species ??😊
Here's an idea. Give the Plasma Breathers access to active volcanos.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 excellent story
Very funny 😂
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Awwws, not oar. Purring, not pairing. Inter, not into.