Sovereign Citizen Court Fail #16
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Real Attorney reacts to Sovereign Citizens Court Fail. Defendant makes horrible incomprehensible argument on a motion to vacate.
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"Your Honor, I was forced to wash the road salt off my car, but I only complied under threat of corrosion."
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Good one, that was rich.
Wow, that was brilliant. Although I will say I am not salty I didn't think of that first. 😉
😂yesss
The best part is him trying to become the judge in his own court. Telling everyone to rise and then trying to hold court over everyone and pass sentences.
Yes 🤦♂️
"Is there a member of maintenance in the room? A surgeon? A journeyman electrician with an IBEW card?" It's like the LSD version of "Go Fish."
As an international office staffer, I love that you mentioned the IBEW!
@@markbrueggenjohann703 My brother-in-law is a 30-year member. The IBEW has done great things for him and my sister.
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@@qwkimball haha I was going to post something similar, but you beat me to it. Also I think yours was funnier than what I would have come up with. 😂😂
The judge saying "Are you done?" and then hitting the mute button was a relief after this monotonous display of ignorance.
This guy didn't just drink the kool-aid, he guzzled it and went back for seconds. How can he think that all his nonsensical blather is going to get him out of prison?
The stones on that guy. Insult after insult, delusion after delusion. It’s stunning that this guy had to have been checking his appearance in the mirror before the call, made eye contact with himself, and thought “Yes, this will work.”
He’s got nothing to lose…
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I really think that this guy is a stranger to rational thought processes
@@chriscroumbie-brown6914 sadly, the “corrosion” has eaten away at his brain
How does your head come off the pillow in the morning, thinking this is reasonable discourse? ... or even coherent English?
As soon as someone ads either words “El” or “Bey”, you know the rest is gonna be entertaining. They’re the gift that keeps on giving.
“Noble Honor D’Aquarious El Bey”
It's too bad we didn't get to see the Bey-Liff escort him out of the hearing room.
How much time did he spend reading and re-reading that damned script (Which he stumbles over while READING it) before he zoomed this crazy.
@@blueztx I wouldn’t be a bit surprised, if he’s got it memorized, from previous usage. As he was in jail during this performance, we see how effective it is.
@@Speleomimus 🎼This is the dawning of the age of D’aquarius🎼
I do not believe I have ever heard one person speak for so long and not say nothing.
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Did you see Darrell Brooks' sentencing recommendations in November of 2022, when he was convicted and sentenced for the Wisconsin parade murders from a year earlier? He spoke for over 2 hours and also said nothing.
I don't believe the number of ways the defendant riffed on a simple "per pro".
Darrell Brooks
When someone says “special appearance” you know it’s going to be good.
"I hereby issue an arrest warrant for everyone with more than two vowels in their first name. I also place a lien on the practice of podiatry and remand all quick rising yeast to the custody of the cast of the musical Cats."
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From this day forward, the national language is Swedish. Additionally, underwear is to be changed every hour. It is to be worn on the outside, so we can check.
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@@billh230 All children under 16 years old are now...16 years old.
Cats , i like that word
Who is going to arrest the bailiff after he arrests everybody?
Good question
"Are you done?" I could see that question coming. But, like the judge, I had no idea when he'd be done, because nothing this dude said made any sense. The only way you could tell he *might* be done was by the extended silence.
It would seem as if he were making up words, much less horrible enunciation. This is probably the worst example of nonsense that I have heard.
Pretty sure part of their strategy is to never shut up.
After which he continued to talk.
I believe he started by declaring himself as the judge in this case.
Not just at this time but also in all future moments in time.
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"All rise and stand" 😂😂😂
They were confused, it's one or the other. You can't do both unless you're in bed.
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OMG! MIKE! that bucket in your head! I’m dying! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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It's so funny when idiots just read from a script so he had no idea what he was meant to be demanding of the people in the court
Sov Cit: "Do you understand..."
Judge pulling a Uno Reverse card: "I don't stand under any man!!!"
You know that the crazy has hit the fan when Mike puts on the fez of power.
IKR 🤣😂
Indeed... 😏
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth" dude!!! no one understand the words coming out of your dam mouth
Fez of powerlessness....
there should be a law that a judge can hold a person in contempt for pronouncing the "S" more than once when they say "Illinois "😠
I agree. I'm a Texan but was born in Illinois. With an S. 😂
And the defendant would think that was some sort of trick, because the way you say your words has magical impact. It is the sovcit way, grasshopper. (smiley face because no)
The Judge had enough time to finish a tough Sudoku. Started to LMAO during the long pause and then the Judge says "are you done?", at which point I switched to LMFAO !!!
the sheer confidence they go through their spiel with is absolutely hilarious lol
What I want to know is: did he pack up his cell thinking "I'm outa here in a few minutes!"
If you put him in a cell, call that cell 'outside', and call everything outside the cell 'lock up' ... Maybe that will make the defendant happy ...
Just say that the jail is Morocco.
That was really funny, even for a Sov. I've never seen anyone so confident and so wrong🤣
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Perfect example of Dunning-Kruger effect.
If nothing else, the use of ZOOM for court hearings has produced a form of testicular fertilizer never before seen. This guy got some big balls. He not only usurped the court for his own governmental body, but he called the judge a criminal, issued warrants for pretty much everyone, and called in the United States Army to do his bidding.
Specifically he called on the Grand Army of the Republic, which is what they called the Union Army towards the end of the Civil War. Maybe he doesn't know they're all dead.
I hear you! Let me tell you as well, when I first heard years ago that people were going to be allowed to upload live content or ANY personal content on a platform for others to view, I thought I was in the twilight zone or being punked as a guest on Z NATION. I told my daughter that there were going to be endless court battles just because people believe in running their mouth with no filter. Look where we are with it! People putting out the most vulgar, malicious, expletive BS NONSENSE they can conjure up claiming 1st amendment rights. Filing BS lawsuits and tying up the courts with all this lunacy.
These people r mental!!, Plain and simple, throw them all in mental institutions!!
In a way I have to admire these people. They persist in the face of constant failure. I don’t think I would continue with such unrelenting adversity.
Some people can only succeed at failing.
It is just their Way of passing time.
It's the definition of insanity in action. Continually repeating the same behavior while expecting different results.
I like your alternative take! 😆
Like Wile-e-coyote going after the road runner
He issues an arrest warrant for the military, then demands the case be held in a military tribunal ? Who will preside if they are all in jail ?
How can there be a military tribunal if the entire military is under arrest?
I understand due process, but wow. Just. Wow.
If I was the judge I'd be playing solitaire on my phone while waiting for him to finish rambling through his word salad.
I'd like some Roquefort dressing with this word salad, please.
The prosecutor needed something to look down at so he could smile to himself so he got some folders to shuffle through 🤣
“Sir, which part of Black’s Law Dictionary will you be citing in your motion?”
“Yes.”
I could see the founding fathers dealing with sov cits, Ben Franklin saying, hey hold my kite
Yup 😂
20 odd minutes of dribble.
Judge - 'are you done?'
stunned silence, launch into dribblr.
Judge hitting remote, 'motion denied. '
Oh yeah.
I know - that was awesome!!! LOL!
What the judge needs is a big sign to hold up that’s says “That’s nice, but has nothing to do with your case”. Also did you catch him saying “I will take your silence as an indication that you agree”. WRONG!!!
Yes and we will take your horrible argument as indication that your motion should be denied.
@@LawTalkWithMike Oh my gosh...your fez !! You are too funny. These guys drive me insane. They spew nothing but garbage and treat everyone like trash. Their hubris is amazing considering how stupid they are. Love to the fur boys, and belly rubs all around. 🐕🐕🤣
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He didn't even give them chance to respond anyway, he would call that denying due process.
The defendant should always be called by his legal name.
I believe their delusion should not be encouraged by the
courts.
Mike, while my mom was alive, she would pronounce Chicago as "Chicargo". We couldn't get to correct that and that was ok. She's been gone almost a year, and still miss her.
Awwww 😢
♥️
You will always miss her, but in a ' good memories way ' & not such a painful way. God Bless.
As a kid we always said
"A chicken in the car and the car won't go, that's the way to spell Chicago” is a popular Chicago rhyme that has been cited in print since at least 1926. ... “A chicken in the car and the car won't go; that's the way to spell Chicago,” according to the rhymes which the kids pass out. So as a youngster I too said Chicargo.
I say Chicago, but I'm English, which is why I say it correctly 😉
I was wondering if anyone else was paying attention to the prosecutor face
So confident in his own stupidity 🧐
lol..."thinking cap".
I salute you, Law Talk Mike.
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Pretty sure the Judge was using the time for a quick power nap while the guy talked lol
Another example of why you don't illegally park in front of fire hydrant. Being a Sovereign Citizen doesn't matter. 😎😎
He pointed out some nice hourly fees 5k$ per hour, and he is actually ordering a seizure of personal properties of the judge or prosecutor? Man, that’s good stuff...
It's gotta be some good stuff. And here I was, thinking smoking weed wasn't allowed in jails.
"No american court has jurisdiction over me."
Dude, you're in an american jail, how do you think that happened?
Um the Aliens from Alpha Centauri kidnapped him to jail
He said kidnapping and human trafficking lol.
So I guess the primary requirement to be a Moor is that you fail an intelligence test.
Mike, you forgot to put the foil hat on before the fez to make sure you received all the foreign channels he is magically sending through the word salad. No foil means you don't understand the truth of what he is putting out there!
Plus I feel really sorry for the court stenographer.
Yes
This is what comes of being your own lawyer and having a fool for a client.
This is what comes of thinking there are magic words in the practice of law and repeating those magic words enough will change the outcome.
My favorite part of these videos is Mike giggling in the corner 😁
I seriously have to marvel at the level of delusion that's required for a person to be SITTING IN JAIL, and yet still be peddling this shit as if it works. How can they possibly still be convinced that the law is somehow on their side?
It is something to behold 😂
i love how serious this guy looks even while spouting complete nonsense and asking pointless questions. "Is there anyone else in the Zoom room?" he asks, with his eyes scanning the screen.
That guy is better than a melatonin. I think the other attorney will be snoring soon.
Talk about opening with a total word salad!
And continuing through the appetizer, entrée and dessert!
I'm not a law expert of ANY sort, so I appreciate the legal attempt to decipher the mumbo jumbo.
I'm glad to have verification that this is completely nonsense.
How in this world can these judges and prosecutors keep from laughing out loud during that display is beyond me. I could never be a lawyer since I would be rolling on the ground laughing my ass off.
This channel is my therapy after years of keeping a straight face in court.
If my job was to be a court reporter, it certainly would not have lasted long. They would have drug me out of there laughing and kicking uncontrollably. My contempt fine would have been ridiculously high.
They need to go back to using old terms like retarded or Paddy wagon or CRAZY instead of trying to spare people's feelings cause it ain't going to change nuthin.
You're arrested, and you're arrested. Everyone is arrested.
I wonder if in the weeks leading up to this hearing when the guy was doing his research and putting together his speech, if he actually thought to himself that his argument is so good they will suspend his sentence snd he will go free, or if he knew deep down the court would just deny his motion.
I had forgotten this gem. Gonna have to put this gem into my Moor Court Fail file
Van Balion channel yesterday featured a new approach to court. The defendant fired his attorney and replaced him with Jesus. He’s a religious 1A auditor auditing the court process.
Interesting and hilarious
Might work, too, except methinks Jesus has enough to worry about.
I saw that! Hilarious! 🤣
I saw that too!
I thought the judge in that case missed the opportunity to tell the defendant to make certain that Jesus has a license to practice law in that State.
@Tired old mechanic (Me too)
Well, I think the guy is full of it and mocking the court but guess we’ll see come September if Jesus shows up in court.
A bit off subject I started off as
Mechanic (Stationary engineer) that turned intoTechnician
Somewhere along the line. Lol
These sovereigns are hilarious and I enjoy your videos, keep up the good work.
There is no law anywhere that permits someone to take silence as consent or agreement. I have no idea where these people had ever came up with that bs. Seriously, what is wrong with these people that they can't stop and think that doesn't make any sense to be true?
Judge: " I'm sorry, were you saying something."
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I studied law over here in the UK but even my small amount of knowledge about US law makes this funny. Actually a small amount of common sense would make this funny! Do these people actually expect to win?!
Anyone who knows basic English knows what he's saying makes no sense lol.
Zoom mute is the new contempt. Gotta maintain order in the court.
Also, less paperwork for the court to file. So it is a win on at least three levels
Holly molly, Mike! You out did yourself this time! I thought the prosecuting attorney was going to nap there for awhile. And the judge remained so stoic that I wondered if he had been put under a solvreign or moorish spell. Especially when the defendant declared that he was taking over the case. Good way to slip into a new weekend!
Thank You 😊
I can see how much interest "poor" prosecutor is showing in this case lol
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Serious question: do they do psych evals on people like this while they're incarcerated? You have to have a few screws loose to say or believe any of the crap he just spewed.
I do not know if he believed it or not. I have a feeling that the biggest purpose of this whole thing was just the chance to get out of the jail cell for awhile. I sat on an escape trial for a convict from the state pen. Day 1 was jury select and opening remarks. Day two and the morning of day three was all the prosecutor and his long line of witnesses to show the defendant had been convicted of a crime, transported to prison, entered into the prison population, had escaped while being transported for health checkup, captured running loose, and returned to the prison. The defense attorney asked for lunch break before he began, which the judge honored. We returned from lunch, the judge asked defense council to state his case, and the defense attorney arose and said, "The defense rests it's case your Honor". Yep! A vacation from the pen!
Can’t believe that the Judge, let that guy saying all that crap without Stopping him
I have never been a corporation. I am the walrus. I rest my case, your majesty.
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Kidding aside, it's hard to think of anything more legitimately tyrannical than "equating silence with an agreement".
That really is, like, Ceausescu-caliber tyranny. Genuinely unsettling.
a long time ago in Rome, an actual tyrant, like a person ranked tyrant, used that phrase to intimidate a room into twiddling its thumbs . I think it was that nerd who lost republic Rome to the evil Caesar.
Ceausescu? I didn't see that getting dusted off and used. Nicely played.
The maxim is "Qui tacet consentit": the maxim of the law is "Silence gives consent".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Silence_and_consensus.
IDK how the defendent was trying to construe it, but there is a maxim of law concerning "silence is acquiescence" although undoubtedly that can be misconstrued in all kinds of strange ways...
Honest to god, it cured my insomnia. The flow of his voice was such a monotone, the words so meaningless that I think I fell asleep. I did wake up once when I heard the words "attainder of truth" or some such nonsense, but soon the relentless sea of gobbledygook put me right back to sleep.
Glad we could help😂
Love your orange lampshade with pull cord!
This guy has as much charisma as a damp wash cloth.
He is under threat, duress, and CORROSION. That must hurt a lot.
One time I would like an ADA to object for improper foundation when they say they are Moorish nationals native to the US. Lol
Seriously when they make it an issue demand proof.
Sometimes you just sit back and wonder if these sovereign citizens are mental.
I don't wonder at all. hahaha
"Are you done?" XD
That guy's ancestors came from Africa, but NOT Morrocco. He is no more the offspring of indigenous Americans than Tsar Nikolai II.
If they say they are Moorish national why aren't the judges calling the ICE?
All I have to say is that we better hear the judge say "motion dismissed" after listening to all that garbage.
Insanity !!!!!
Just send him to jail for a long time! I can’t freakin stand these delusional idiots! 🤦♂️
OMG love the fez!!!!! Consider putting them in your store 🤣🤣🤪🤪
With the words, "Law Talk With Mike" so no one gets confused.
@@Eleahchris or "Moor law talk with Mike" 🤣🤣
Poor prisoner...first kidnapped, then a P.O.W....and apparently unaware of police powers including incarceration. A prisoner of Moopish doctrine, his vocabulary forever mired in jargon and pseudo-legalese.
I say keep the Fez on Mike!!! It’s hilarious!
love the lawyers leaning on his chin
How can he live there and not know how to pronounce Illinois?! I'm from a small town, thousands of miles away in England, and I know how to pronounce it. It's like his RUclips degree trumps all the college and law school you attended for years?!
Me too! lol
I think he doesn’t realize that he is not sitting on the planet Moor, but rather on planet earth!
You clearly left out the part when Master Windu led the clone troopers into court to arrest this wicked Sepratist Judge... after all he called down the Grand Army of the Republic thats Jedi jurisdiction.
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When I was on trial for multiple crimes, I showed them my "Delegation of Authority Order". When they saw it, they let me go.
Nice hat Mike , How much are you Charging for them ?
That needs to be some murch. Blah blah trade mark infringement fee. Something like that. 😂 This was great!
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Mike, Hi. That fez is a good look for you. Need to wear it more. 🤭🤭
What kind of dressing goes with word salad? Thousand Island? Bleu Cheese? Italian? French? Oh... here's a new one on the shelf. Moor. Wonder how it tastes? Blech! Like nonsense.
At 2:10 did I hear him correctly did he call himself a P.O.W. ? I wasn’t aware we were at war with Moorish citizens.
What caught my ear was he mentioned Bill of Attainder. Twice.
@@billh230 I’m pretty sure he has no idea what it means. SMH 🤦🏼♀️
The collective noun for a group of Moors should be a "Fez" ... Good vid Mike thanks!
My family is from Illinois so I always tell people when they pronounce it wrong, “There is no NOISE in Illinois”. Lol
The noise in Illinois is all in Springfield. :)
Hawaii is the same way...always cringe when hearing people try to pronounce the names! Sometimes it’s down right hysterical!
@@blueztx actually the “noise” is on the south side of Chicago. Incessant gunfire with no attempt to abate .
Has any judge sent these guys to a psych hospital for assessment? They are all nuts...you could build a hospital just for these guys...
I am sorry, but I had to stop watching, as I was trying to eat my lunch...and this guy made me nauseous. Will finish later. Thanks Mike, for taking on the horrors of finding and dissecting these cases for us. You are a true martyr for the cause. 😁
What's sad is this guy thinks all this nonsense is going to help him. As soon as he arrests and tries everybody he should be golden!
African Americans and Moors are not indigenous to the Americas. I find his claims offensive and racist towards Native Americans who are the recognised indigenous people of America.
Moors believe they were here prior to everyone else (Europeans, Native Americans, etc). It is built on a false re-write of history.
well there's the problem.
The guy exhales speech for so long that his brain is starved for oxygen.
Very patient court system.
Judge :I don't understand a single word. This means thirty years.