@@abyazkhan6196 Holy fuck! I had no idea this had so many likes. Whenever that happens, RUclips breaks and stops sending me notifications, especially on comments. So I'll have no idea I had any replies until much later- weeks, or months- when I get a comment from someone else. Drives me bonkers because I like to reply to some comments. Get your shit together, RUclips!
@@nataliaalfonso2662 most legal immigrants are like that. They spent lots of time and money to become American citizens and are proud to be citizens of this great country, while illegals are flying the flags of the countries they just fled.
@@nothanks2585 They've done a bit like this before when they did the "Hunk" skit(Maybe "Farm Hunk" or "Beard Hunk") and their token black girl was Sasheer Zamata(whom I love) and they are implying that the dude on these skits will always cut the black girl with in the first 2 choices. They also did one of the Bachelorette show where Sasheer played the bachelorette and they kinda focused on her being black as part of personality.
no thanks The Bachelor up until like 2017 had only had white bachelors/bachelorettes and white winners (or white passing ones). Most black contestants left during the first two weeks, and the first Black bachelorette was last year or so. It’s a running joke that ABC would never let a black person do well on The Bachelor because it caters to a very white-suburban demographic.
For real. And I'm concerned some young people are going to see this and feel badavout themselves for not having already had sex with whoever they could, which is really not healthy.
melissa saint I’d hope not. This is all a joke and meant to be ridiculous. Like the girl in the beginning saying “I’m 31 so I’m basically dead.” Lol. Obviously not true by a long-shot. I think it’s just meant to parody all that weird stuff men/women do on reality dating shows. I’d hope anyone worth their salt would know whether you’re promiscuous or not, those things don’t really matter. And if someone unfairly judges you for that, they’re not worth the time anyway.
Just remember no one in this sketch is supposed to be a good person. They're all trash being trash and that's what's funny. Every single line they speak is a joke
@@TheExecutioner21 It's a bachelor parody (they've done similar sketches before with different guest stars) but this year's real-life bachelor happens to be a virgin, which is all that most people know about him unless they are fans of the show. Since even people who don't watch The Bachelor know that the current guy hasn't had sex, they are making a huge deal about it without sharing anything else about him. They might as well call the current season "Virgin Hunk" for all the publicity they've gotten from the dude (who I'm sure could have many reasons for being a virgin, though I don't know or care which reason or reasons apply to him).
@@YTFlove4ever how are you "allowed" to win a damn dating show. It never occurred to you that the men just aren't interested in these women because of who they are. You seem like the type to date for equality, get married and be unhappy. Most date for their preferences so they can attempt to spend their lives with s person they actually want to be with and not a token to make them feel like they did right by society.
Cecily Strong is so funny! The cast has grown so strong. I especially love the new players like Mellisa Villasenor and Heidi Gardner. Grateful to have SNL around parodying pop culture. Here’s looking to SNL 50!
Shit he is my neighbor at turd.....works at the piggly wiggly with my third cousin/brother in law. Great bridge player. But cheats at candy land. Dick.
" See, I'm not saving myself until marriage. I'm just saving myself until the producers say 'Go' ! " 😂😂😂 FYI: Shootout to whoever picked those dresses! 😍
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“I don’t know what to say, cause I’ve never been myself even once.” That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 😂
I love how professionally James McAvoy delivered the line, "I'm sorry my pants exploded. I'm *super* backed up."
I thought he said “I’m sorry my parents exploded”. 😊
'there a few reason that I could be a virgin so just pick one and just go with that...'
Too good 😂😂
Bizarre how the audience didn’t even laugh
Funny
"I'm actually gay" won
I thought it said "Virgin Hulk". Thought it was about a Hulk that couldnt smash.
That would have been so awesome!!
This is a very underappreciated comment.
Hulk Smash?! :D
No Hulk. No hulk smash.
Hulk smash... :(
I thought the exact thing
That’s hilarious
im saving myself until the producers say go
Clumpsy Carlos lollll
Got this to 1k likes
@@Honey-vw4hc thank you
Have you ever had a turd so large that it will not come out? Oh god. This is the worst Sunday of my life.
GO!!!
"I mostly do PR... Puerto Ricans"
I died!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*it's me from before but more drunk*
Aidy is underrated
That was the best part
That's my life
Girl same
Me showing up to work on friday.
“30 women who didnt vote” omg legendary
Thank God! Lol!
only James can pull off a 26-year-old at age 40 lol. Love this man
Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Are we a joke to you?!
@@elenapanova4809 I love them too
Cecily was 34 and pulled off better
@@Qermaq
Well yeah she was playing a 31 year old. Much easier to do that when you’re only 35 when this aired.
Ufff he is so sexy
_I MISSED YOU_
MITCHELL WIGGS you missed the uhhhmmmm
Uuummmmmmmmmmmmm............
Tell me something about you
MITCHELL WIGGS I missed you too
Tell me about yourself...
This isn't even a sketch. It's just what happens backstage when James McAvoy's there.
Zhiying Di he’s so handsome
Criiiiiiinge
This is funnier than the sketch.
Zhiying Di, that is the truth.
1 thing you missed, he’s not a virgin
"I'm black and I have short hair, so goodbye!" The realest thing ever heard on TV
THAT ACCENT, DAAAAAAYUM. He needs a damn Oscar based on the accent alone
hospitalcakewalk he needs an Oscar for split and glass he’s earned it
@@matthewbosco9190 his work in glass was amazing.
That laugh
Yeah. he is a great actor. Split had about 20 different accents.
He sounds like Jesse from Breaking Bad lol
is no body else in love with Kate in that gorgeous red dress?she looks so good
Love her dimples
Kate McKinnon is beyond iconic
Can’t agree more , even with the banana
@@jem3848: You need to read a dictionary before you use new words.
She's a babe,very sexy and funny.
yes, his job is exercises
i bet his right hand gets more work out than left
"Turd River, Colorado."
Rest Area, Missouri."
Fucking legendary!
Rest Area, Missouri takes up most of the state and it's a hell hole
@@TextureAndLight Well that's a shame...
"20frunk years old." 😂
Omg this is hilarious. Better than reality TV!
I'm gonna start using that
"It's me from before but more drunk" - Aidy was great!
Am so happy to be your 1k liker lol
@@abyazkhan6196 Holy fuck! I had no idea this had so many likes. Whenever that happens, RUclips breaks and stops sending me notifications, especially on comments. So I'll have no idea I had any replies until much later- weeks, or months- when I get a comment from someone else. Drives me bonkers because I like to reply to some comments. Get your shit together, RUclips!
"Look, I'm not saving myself until marriage. I'm just saving myself until the producers say 'go'."
😂the tea has been spilled
Turd River, Colorado
Rest Area, Missouri
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
LMAO I DIDN’T GET THE REST AREA JOKE UNTIL NOW 😂😂
That 2nd one is funny because she came back and said she was form Georgia, before she did the banana thing
Too funny!! And now you know why many from the fly over states, seem to hate people from the coasts!
From Missouri, can confirm
Should’ve used Tightwad, MO 🤣
James McAvoy’s laugh when Kate threw the keys for Aidy was hysterical!!!
"I am Cuban, and I am anti-immigration. If I could have closed the door behind me, I would've."😂😂😂
Spaz
Many Cubans are like that though!
Did you migrate to become american or to be a Cuban colonizer?
@@nataliaalfonso2662 most legal immigrants are like that. They spent lots of time and money to become American citizens and are proud to be citizens of this great country, while illegals are flying the flags of the countries they just fled.
@@bobbierobinson6269 most Cubans come on boats illegally & still against immigration, that's the joke 🤦🏽♂️
"I brought you a peach because I live in georgia"
*says she's from missouri not two minutes earlier*
She also said something about her brothers that rang more Alabama then Missouri
Where you are from and where you live can be two separate places
@@spacedpond4047 It's a comedy bit, not a fansink.
From Missouri, lives in Georgia.
That's not hard to believe... I'm from Queens & I now live in Florida
can we get a "can I steal him for a sec" counter
7 times in a little more than 4 minutes
Pretty sure "I missed you" would be even higher.
@@TheFrugalVideoGamer Huh, I actually went back and counted; again only 7 times did they say: "Mmmm, I missed you"
@@neeshashah263
Ah, didn't even see your comment!
@@TheFrugalVideoGamer Lol, it's okay, but I was trying to say that they say both: "Mmmm, I missed you" AND "Can I steal you for a sec" 7 times each 😅
That first line destroyed me. 😂
“Hi, I’m Dolton, and I’m from Turd River, Colorado.” 😆
I'm black and I have short hair so I just wanted to say good bye 😂
Wow that was savage.
i don’t get it r/woosh
@@nothanks2585 They've done a bit like this before when they did the "Hunk" skit(Maybe "Farm Hunk" or "Beard Hunk") and their token black girl was Sasheer Zamata(whom I love) and they are implying that the dude on these skits will always cut the black girl with in the first 2 choices. They also did one of the Bachelorette show where Sasheer played the bachelorette and they kinda focused on her being black as part of personality.
no thanks The Bachelor up until like 2017 had only had white bachelors/bachelorettes and white winners (or white passing ones). Most black contestants left during the first two weeks, and the first Black bachelorette was last year or so. It’s a running joke that ABC would never let a black person do well on The Bachelor because it caters to a very white-suburban demographic.
Dan and Am i died 😂😂
He's great and I love his range...did anyone notice when he almost laughed after saying he was backed up? LOVE IT!
Lol im not sure if it was the line or that everyone in the audience went "awwww" or both XD
I am 31 yo so I am almost dead.
Yeah, I know that feeling girl.
I laughed and almost cried at that part. It’s too relatable.
Shit, I'm 35 and I feel like a zombie....
TheSiemek I’m turning 31 in two days haha. ironically though I feel like life’s just beginning👌🏼
@Jeff B Facts. When it comes to value. Men age like wine. Women age like milk. But you'll never hear that from the society of feminist.
BR only white women age like milk
“im black and i have short hair, so bye”
i feel so seen
"I'm also a virgin." "Oh, what's wrong with you?!" Yeah, been there. :/
I was shocked. People still do that?
Lol really? Who even cares about that stuff anymore
For real. And I'm concerned some young people are going to see this and feel badavout themselves for not having already had sex with whoever they could, which is really not healthy.
melissa saint I’d hope not. This is all a joke and meant to be ridiculous. Like the girl in the beginning saying “I’m 31 so I’m basically dead.” Lol. Obviously not true by a long-shot. I think it’s just meant to parody all that weird stuff men/women do on reality dating shows. I’d hope anyone worth their salt would know whether you’re promiscuous or not, those things don’t really matter. And if someone unfairly judges you for that, they’re not worth the time anyway.
Just remember no one in this sketch is supposed to be a good person. They're all trash being trash and that's what's funny. Every single line they speak is a joke
"Hi it's me from before, but more drunk"
me at any party after I vanish for more than a minute.
The black girl aspect is 100% ACCURATE lol 😂😭💀
Sad but true
🤦🏽♀️
Yea!
Right?!?
In the Bachelor, but not real life.
Okay, James seriously brings out the best in everyone!!! This episode was absolutely phenomenal with him in it!! Such amazing sketches!!
I love that they always take the time to make fun of these ridiculous bachelor shows. They're really stupid and totally deserving of ridicule.
Oh i loved the one with Robert Muller that was hilarious.
I suggest you check out a show called Burning Love since it's similar to this sketch only 500 times better.
they should make fun of islam
@Marcos 989 yep. Thats how bad the choices got. Then you look at other world leaders and realize they all act the same.
in all actuality the dress budget on this sketch series has no limits and I’m here for it
This is the PERFECT representation of this season. I guess the cast watches haha
Mac this is basically a bachelor parody right? Are they making fun of it or just doing their own thing
@@TheExecutioner21 Making fun of it it's like pretty similar to the show haha of course exaggerated but yea
@@TheExecutioner21 It's a bachelor parody (they've done similar sketches before with different guest stars) but this year's real-life bachelor happens to be a virgin, which is all that most people know about him unless they are fans of the show. Since even people who don't watch The Bachelor know that the current guy hasn't had sex, they are making a huge deal about it without sharing anything else about him. They might as well call the current season "Virgin Hunk" for all the publicity they've gotten from the dude (who I'm sure could have many reasons for being a virgin, though I don't know or care which reason or reasons apply to him).
The audience "awww'd" when his pants exploded 😆
Aaaand this pretty much sums up The Bachelor. Lmao!
Except it's better than The Bachelor.
The part where she dangled the keys and threw them and Aidy goes to fetch them was hilarious xD
cecily's look in this is everything
Shes gorgeous
@Matthew Coke So beautiful I'd want to spend every day with her. I'd put a ring on her finger.
Lmaoo Melissa was spot on with the anti immigration Cubans 💀😂.
If she could close the door behind her, she would.
Absolutely. All my cuban friends r the same lmao.
Professor X before he started the “ X Men “
Yeah! Charles is back....too bad Dark Phoenix is just gonna imcinerate everybody hehe
Professor Sex! 🤣
*COUNTER:*
"Sorry, can I steal him for a sec?" was said 7 times.
"Mmmm, I missed you" was also said a total of 7 times. 😁
I do PR.....Puerto Ricans hahaha
'Miss Vagina' made me laugh more than it should have.
I live for Kate’s characters that bring odd items 😂
Aidy keeps writing these, doesn't she... Best lines and best dresses!
The Bachelor send-ups never get old...I find myself quoting SNL's "Mmmm...I like this" way too much!
is that where it's from? i couldn't figure out what all the "mm i missed you" is from :p
Ugh same 😂 At first I used to do it as a joke but it eventually crept in and now it's become a part of my speech.
Kate's dress is everything
“Im black and I have short hair so I’m just gonna say, goodbye” im sorry but that was so funny 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
“Ok, vans out front” is when I lost it completely
kate mckinnon airing the banana to her mouth, big mood tbh
Wish she was into guys. She is so hot...
@@robszostak4997 yeah, cuz if she was into men you guys could totally have a shot lol
Too bad she's lesbian
Maggie McFly why not
Maggie McFly as if you have a shot
I love that Aidy wears off-the-shoulder, sleeveless ballgowns and rocks them with every bit of confidence as the others. Vattawoman. My shero!
Right?? She was by far the most expressive candidate!
It’s gross
I also liked her in the Bratz sketch.
I’m black and I have short hair, so goodbye
Well, yes, the van is out front
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not racist, I just thought it was funny
I don't really get the joke
@@arain764niara that black people aren't allowed to win on most "reality" shows
You’re not racist you’re right
arain764niara black people never get picked by anyone...ever.
@@YTFlove4ever how are you "allowed" to win a damn dating show.
It never occurred to you that the men just aren't interested in these women because of who they are.
You seem like the type to date for equality, get married and be unhappy.
Most date for their preferences so they can attempt to spend their lives with s person they actually want to be with and not a token to make them feel like they did right by society.
"I'm a black girl with short hair".... I...I feel attacked
REST AREA MISSOURI I’m actually weakening lmao
Cecily Strong is so funny! The cast has grown so strong. I especially love the new players like Mellisa Villasenor and Heidi Gardner. Grateful to have SNL around parodying pop culture. Here’s looking to SNL 50!
“Turd River, Colorado” Haha!
Shit he is my neighbor at turd.....works at the piggly wiggly with my third cousin/brother in law. Great bridge player. But cheats at candy land. Dick.
Amy Stabenow no piggly wiglys in Colorado sorry kid
And no turd Colo. I know about piggly wigglys from back home. Just trying to be funny.....fail......sorry.
Amy Stabenow no it almost worked! I appreciate the effort! Just anachronistic and you know we all need perfect accuracy in our funny RUclips comments
“I’m 31 so I’m almost dead” what a mood
I love how all the ladies capture the basicness of every chick that was a contestant on the Bachelor.
I don't know what to say cause I've never been myself even once
DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny! I’m glad he got to host. He’s such a great actor. It’s nice to see him try sketch comedy for a change. I missed youuuu
james is just so naturally hilarious i love him
26 yo virgin ,who has to choose between 30 women , .....well he has 24 personalities sooooo only 6 would be left out
🤣🤣🤣💚
I just watched Split and loved it. this comment is great
ani vasileva You do know one of the personalities is Hedwig, whose a 9 year-old boy, right?
@@buupham6137 oooohhhh great point. and are any of them gay? There are women of unknown sexuality, too.
@@buupham6137 i know but he is also into girls
“It’s me from before, but more drunk...” Oh, I miss my university days (and nights)...
I mostly do PR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm not saving myself till marriage or anything, I'm just saving myself till the producers say go"
mhmhmh I missed you
Because their all losers
Why the change of catchphrase?
3:20 - James' reaction when Aidy suggests mouth stuff 😂😂
Melissa villasenor needs more airtime. She’s really good
Imagine writing a sketch just to be get flirted by James
*"Hahaha I've such a connection with you."* The way James delivered that line was spot-on 🤣
"I mostly do PR, THATS PUERTO RICANS" dEAD LOL
“I’m a content creator...
and the content is porn.”
True to life. The redhead, who left Colton's season early by her own choice, did a few porn vids... not that I know anything- um. yeah ;-)
Lol
No one here realizes that this is a reference to coltons season of the bachelor
Yep yep
Believe me, they know
@@ichijofestival2576 it’s pretty entertaining in a cheesy way I fell into a rabbit hole during 2019
It looked like James was really struggling to stifle his accent... 😆
He was stifling something else... he is perfect at suppressing his accent.
I know.Which is weird because he usually does it so naturally.
As a 30 year old virgin (might as well aim for 40 amirite) I felt the “waiting to say go” part deep in my soul.
This is a banana because if you pick me then,,, aah aah aah :D
Ind Pol Com would have picked her
"Rest Area, Missouri". LOL
3:39 is going to live on forever in GIF form. Well done Kate.
“Hi, it’s me from before but more drunk.” that’s a mood lol
James deserves an Emmy!
I'm gonna start using "Hi it's me from before but more drunk" at the bars now LOL
good job everyone in the comment section, you managed to write a line from the sketch..... it adds so much to the whole thing
I love Aidy in these sketches, she is amazing
skydiving with post malone lmaoo
Yo he does all accents well. Definitely follow him since Wanted with A. JOLIE
I know I’m repeating this, but Kate at 3:35... physical comedy at the highest level.
“I’m saving myself until the producers say GO” LMAO!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aidy Bryant’s dress was on fire !! She is so beautiful !!
“It’s me, from before, but more drunk”😂
" See, I'm not saving myself until marriage. I'm just saving myself until the producers say 'Go' ! " 😂😂😂
FYI: Shootout to whoever picked those dresses! 😍
Turd River, Colorado. Such a beautiful area.
"Wow I'm never gonna say that!!!" Killed me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
“If i couldve closed the door behind me, i wouldve” HAAJAHAHAHAH
This literally happened on the show. He ended up not marrying anyone. A few years later, he came out as gay.
Best line: "I don't know what to say, I've never been myself". LOL
Much more realistic than what the original show’s content shows off
I ADORE Kate jingling and then tossing the keys to distract Aidy.
That line"hmmmm i missed you".....lol😂
My dad thought this was haunted cause RUclips app wasn't opened but video still played audio and we listened to the ending with the banana 😂😂