ASMR Boyfriend Kicks You Out of The Room [Argument] [Sick Listener]

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 155

  • @naelan9
    @naelan9 9 месяцев назад +167

    Okay... You know I was skeptical about this script. But I love what you did with it 🥺 It's so cuuuute! >.< You did sooo great. The things you added and the way you acted it. Perfect 💙

  • @NeomiCheon
    @NeomiCheon 9 месяцев назад +311

    He’s right..I am a baby when I’m sick. I would have litteraly walked out of the house and gone to a hotel just to have a bed

    • @kitashinsuke7805
      @kitashinsuke7805 9 месяцев назад +17

      I literally just stay in bed, I don't even notice I'm sick unless my body starts doing that sick stomach feeling numb and weird

    • @NeomiCheon
      @NeomiCheon 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@kitashinsuke7805 😂

  • @EmaSilva-u3z
    @EmaSilva-u3z 9 месяцев назад +289

    “Snakes don’t count, they don’t have legs”
    THE STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE IS KILLING ME 😭😭

    • @kitashinsuke7805
      @kitashinsuke7805 9 месяцев назад +11

      Snakes DO have legs they just uhm don't use them so they disappeared
      But the bones are still there therefore snakes have legs! Just the bones but Still!
      I will debate this!

    • @GuyThatLikesFrogs
      @GuyThatLikesFrogs 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@kitashinsuke7805 with that logic humans also have tails

    • @kitashinsuke7805
      @kitashinsuke7805 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@GuyThatLikesFrogs This is incorrect! as if you look closely at a full body X-ray of a human, you don't see any extra bones!

  • @annakatie7347
    @annakatie7347 9 месяцев назад +207

    A man would have gotten up & slept on the couch himself. Imagine treating a person you love like this - & when they're sick!

  • @jayswinichowdhury368
    @jayswinichowdhury368 9 месяцев назад +110

    Not only did he kick us out but also called us a duckin horse.. that's foul 🫵🏼

    • @EsthersChristianCorner
      @EsthersChristianCorner 9 месяцев назад +8

      At least call me a sugar glider cause if I start crying, he gonn be single and 6ft under.

  • @acha_promos
    @acha_promos 9 месяцев назад +118

    if my man did something like that, I’d never sleep on that bed ever again

    • @JasmineLeftTheChat
      @JasmineLeftTheChat 7 месяцев назад +6

      I'D SO DO THAT, JUST TO BE STUBBORN.

    • @muyogomi315
      @muyogomi315 7 месяцев назад +6

      OMG WE ALL THINK THE SAME WAY- I'D SLEEP IN A DIFFERENT ROOM FROM THAT DAY-

  • @ax_.zz00
    @ax_.zz00 9 месяцев назад +537

    I snore? He should hear my older brother after 5 beers 🧍♀️

    • @NeomiCheon
      @NeomiCheon 9 месяцев назад +17

      Underrated 😂

    • @muhahac
      @muhahac 9 месяцев назад +24

      yeah he should hear my father also 😂😂

    • @Wayward_Insomniac
      @Wayward_Insomniac 9 месяцев назад +4

      He should hear my brother period 😂

    • @kitashinsuke7805
      @kitashinsuke7805 9 месяцев назад +8

      You should try sleeping in my house with my family, everyone snores
      (Including me but I'm not gonna tell you that, I'm too prideful)
      You are going to go nuts

    • @muhahac
      @muhahac 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@kitashinsuke7805 safe to say no robbers will go near your house they are gonna get scared 💀💀

  • @MyMistaketoday
    @MyMistaketoday 9 месяцев назад +108

    My mom said the reason she snores is because it proves she’s Alive and breathing

    • @sandydanny11
      @sandydanny11 5 месяцев назад +3

      High five to your mom ✋

  • @Fenrir-ks1dn
    @Fenrir-ks1dn 9 месяцев назад +99

    Ahahaha, I was soooo angry at the beginning, thinking "what a jerk, go to the coach yourself", but at the end it was too cute to continue fighting

  • @shownteljordan204
    @shownteljordan204 9 месяцев назад +99

    He he wanted me to be far away i would of gone to the next country over and pretend he doesn't existed 😭

    • @cassiocrux185
      @cassiocrux185 9 месяцев назад +9

      Meeee im dramatic like that lmaoo

    • @Me-iy9cp
      @Me-iy9cp 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@cassiocrux185 it’s not dramatic it’s called self respect honey✨

  • @e.michele
    @e.michele 9 месяцев назад +60

    Not that conscience taking over like “ you know you wrong for that, right😒?!?”😂

  • @Naomichan029
    @Naomichan029 9 месяцев назад +25

    I wouldn't let him sleep with me that easily after calling me a snoring truck driver Lol I was going to say "weren't you the one who wanted to sleep alone? So go sleep alone" And I was only going to leave it when he apologized and admitted that he had the nightmare out of fear of losing me

  • @nbdydrew
    @nbdydrew 9 месяцев назад +63

    “anything for my sick princess”
    okay, i love you again 😗

  • @dumbartist4
    @dumbartist4 9 месяцев назад +42

    My dad snores like he cant breath like i thought he was dying one night when i heard him 😂

    • @kitashinsuke7805
      @kitashinsuke7805 9 месяцев назад +1

      I 100% Believe you called 911 once because of that, even if it's not true I refuse to let it go

    • @dumbartist4
      @dumbartist4 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@kitashinsuke7805 I almost did 😭 but once I told him about it we went to the hospital to check him out and now he has this sleeping machine that helps you breathe while your asleep

  • @phaedraharvey6248
    @phaedraharvey6248 9 месяцев назад +18

    "I just wanted you to stop snoring." Yeah by killing me

  • @oliviayoumans2021
    @oliviayoumans2021 9 месяцев назад +13

    I just be glaring at him all annoyed and pissed if he was being a jerk like this and make him sleep on the couch for a month

  • @SunsetMaple
    @SunsetMaple 4 месяца назад +3

    The struggle of this man 😂 I didn't expect this to be such a cute and funny video.

  • @lorrainemace1983
    @lorrainemace1983 9 месяцев назад +62

    I remember when I was at my now-exboyfriends house,i was quite ill but he made me walk home by myself😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @salsabil_12346
      @salsabil_12346 9 месяцев назад +11

      Honey wtfff did heee!?!?
      Did u broke up with him after that!??

    • @WhisperWrites
      @WhisperWrites 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@salsabil_12346 they said ex-boyfriend so I assume so

    • @Webstir_yeet
      @Webstir_yeet 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lorrainemace1983 dang

  • @hopdraws4770
    @hopdraws4770 9 месяцев назад +48

    Not me actually being sick from allergies 👀
    Great audio as always!!

    • @UTC_Audio
      @UTC_Audio  9 месяцев назад +8

      Thank you. Ive got em too.

    • @WhisperWrites
      @WhisperWrites 9 месяцев назад +2

      Same bro. It’s the worst, I’m sneezing, can’t breathe properly, my throat’s a mess so I can’t sing. I don’t know if I’m snoring but I know I mumble in my sleep. I’ve been told that for years when I shared a room with my sister 😂

    • @alexxyeusXX2151
      @alexxyeusXX2151 9 месяцев назад +2

      Me too😢

  • @eevine.n
    @eevine.n 3 месяца назад +5

    0:27 STOP WHY AM I LAUGHING😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jaytabbs
    @jaytabbs 9 месяцев назад +7

    This came out while im stuck at home with the flu. You know I had to listen to it! Love your videos! Always such good quality!

  • @MelissaFrey-y5l
    @MelissaFrey-y5l 9 месяцев назад +24

    At first I was mad that you kicked the sick listeners out of bed because of snoring but then you have a scary nightmare and have to be on the couch with us ,so you missed the snoring hu?

  • @t0ri_swag
    @t0ri_swag 9 месяцев назад +10

    THE COMPARISONS ARE WILD

  • @charlitokkinochi
    @charlitokkinochi 9 месяцев назад +8

    I expected to cry but holy sh1t I'm laughing so hard HAHAHAH this is golden

  • @moonbutterflyjuice
    @moonbutterflyjuice 9 месяцев назад +18

    6:20 omg he said 3:10am and its 3:09am rn for me

  • @Jeys_triestodraw
    @Jeys_triestodraw 9 месяцев назад +15

    I swear UTC gets some sort of kink by getting us pissed of😂

  • @N1n1ii_97
    @N1n1ii_97 4 месяца назад +7

    ‏‪0:28‬‏ HE looks like 60 years old grandpa

    • @shouter_watt
      @shouter_watt 4 месяца назад +1

      i love your opinion min yoongi from bts 💜

  • @sparxravencroft
    @sparxravencroft 9 месяцев назад +14

    Him: wakes me up and askes me to move to the couch.
    Me: (Glares in sickly sleepy demon.) I am a ginger. I have no soul. I am also suffering from allergies and sick with hay fever. You have 3 seconds to move yourself to the couch or else i will take your soul and add it to my jar of souls from those who have also woken me up at 3am. I will then order your souless body to go to the couch anyway.👿

    • @triikitakatelas2028
      @triikitakatelas2028 9 месяцев назад

      Don't steal my lucky charms

    • @sparxravencroft
      @sparxravencroft 9 месяцев назад

      @triikitakatelas2028 meh, you can keep those. I prefer the generic version called marshmallow mateys. Especially the chocolate kind. I think it's made by Malt-o-Meal. 😁

    • @triikitakatelas2028
      @triikitakatelas2028 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@sparxravencroft well now im stealing YOUR cereal especially the chocolate ones

    • @sparxravencroft
      @sparxravencroft 9 месяцев назад +1

      @triikitakatelas2028 I won't let you steal it, but I am willing to let you try it.

  • @NovaSnowNova
    @NovaSnowNova 9 месяцев назад +5

    Just had a mental breakdown and now I’m listening to this for some soothing relief. (All though it’s arguing-)

  • @No1Nomi
    @No1Nomi 8 месяцев назад +7

    If he thinks my snoring is bad.....he should hear my dad 💀 his snores causes earthquakes I swear 😭

  • @BinarySingularity
    @BinarySingularity 8 месяцев назад +5

    The script is magnificent. DaMn! So cute. ᡣ • . • 𐭩 ♡

  • @raquelletreadwell5463
    @raquelletreadwell5463 5 месяцев назад +6

    𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 2:11

  • @Lexiluvs962
    @Lexiluvs962 9 месяцев назад +17

    Afraid to turn on the light is fucking crazy😭

  • @JasmineLeftTheChat
    @JasmineLeftTheChat 7 месяцев назад +4

    3:15 NAH HE SOUNDS LIKE ME WHEN IM MAD BUT NOT SAYING WHAT I WANT

  • @Lux_uria
    @Lux_uria 9 месяцев назад +18

    U have a snoring partner
    no problem, get an earphone and listen to UTC 😌.

  • @immortalorangey2705
    @immortalorangey2705 9 месяцев назад +10

    This guy is allergic to being happy I swear

  • @jumaher22
    @jumaher22 9 месяцев назад +9

    Not me listening this at 1.30 AM and I'm actually got sick today, my nose is stuffed so I have to breathe with my mouth 😭😭😭 LMFAO

  • @ipiniufilipo1472
    @ipiniufilipo1472 3 месяца назад +2

    0:54 Bruh u kidding i dont even snore i snore when im super duper truper lazy bro🥲🥲🥲

  • @Lilac.Moon.Flower
    @Lilac.Moon.Flower 9 месяцев назад +4

    I cried. I literally cried

  • @Sweetestgirl_life777
    @Sweetestgirl_life777 9 месяцев назад +7

    0:17 I’m actually afraid to turn off the light 😂😂

  • @NovaGrayson
    @NovaGrayson 9 месяцев назад +5

    i get really moody then and i was soo pissed at him like it was real and i was like "hey buddy! listen here! first off all I deserve the bed second of all YOU are the one keeping everyone awake with you waking us up and third if you try to come back to me on the couch i´ll go back to bed and lock you out! (probably would add a few curse words in there too XD) but good audio it felt realistic

  • @UNKNOWN_FJ679
    @UNKNOWN_FJ679 9 месяцев назад +4

    How dare this man judge my snoring, .

  • @Cute_angel04703
    @Cute_angel04703 9 месяцев назад +3

    I snore? Nah he should here how my grandpa snores 🧍‍♀️

  • @dizzyalex1551
    @dizzyalex1551 9 месяцев назад +6

    I have a pet snake so this guy would hate me

  • @Callsign-Ciri
    @Callsign-Ciri 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nah bro i hear my dad through 3 doors when he sleeps like bro i think there is a goddamn car infront of me 💀💀

  • @JJGANG-r8f
    @JJGANG-r8f 9 месяцев назад +4

    KICKS ME OUT OF THE WHATTTT???? BOI U BETTA NOT BE KICKING ME OUT

  • @xKira.
    @xKira. 9 месяцев назад +5

    I snore? Buddy, listen to my dad and then talk 💀

  • @satquar6568
    @satquar6568 9 месяцев назад +4

    You kicked me out, you don't get to sleep with me tonight 🙄

  • @Renna-s9f
    @Renna-s9f 9 месяцев назад +10

    Bro is mad that he started humming 3:15 😂

    • @naelan9
      @naelan9 9 месяцев назад +1

      That part is so relatable 😂

  • @taliablack7859
    @taliablack7859 2 месяца назад

    If my boyfriend did that, he could leave the room and never have to come back

  • @Tiffany_ziling
    @Tiffany_ziling 9 месяцев назад +8

    WHY IS HE AND HE LISTENER BOTH A RED FLAG BUT SO ICONIC AND SILLY TOO

  • @Nightmare_-xxky9ol9k
    @Nightmare_-xxky9ol9k 9 месяцев назад +5

    😂😂😂 dude the boyfriend sure like to annoying the girlfriend , first he kick her out , the second time he laying next to her in the coach , and the third time try to sufforcate the girlfriend😂😂😂

  • @BreaGraham-kp7ot
    @BreaGraham-kp7ot 9 месяцев назад +3

    According to me I can snore when I want or get body slammed by me, :-)

  • @Oceanmaid91
    @Oceanmaid91 8 месяцев назад +4

    Wait till you get sick fella

  • @mandydye
    @mandydye 9 месяцев назад +2

    J’ai ri si fort quand il a eu peur👀😂😭

  • @Nightmare_-xxky9ol9k
    @Nightmare_-xxky9ol9k 9 месяцев назад +3

    Wow is been a while i watch you videos again , i miss you ❤❤❤

    • @UTC_Audio
      @UTC_Audio  9 месяцев назад +3

      Welcome back

  • @Beeble_Honeybrew
    @Beeble_Honeybrew 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would have said that they sounded like a dying Bear holding a chainsaw the wrong way

  • @GraceGladney
    @GraceGladney 7 месяцев назад +1

    see when he got that glass of water I would've went back to the bed with an evil grin😁

  • @TheCameronHarper
    @TheCameronHarper 6 месяцев назад +1

    lol. This is what I hear in Georgia.

  • @DanikaMiller-d1t
    @DanikaMiller-d1t 9 месяцев назад +2

    You should here my dad after work

  • @Heavenchildress
    @Heavenchildress 9 месяцев назад +2

    I dot snore I fight In my sleep 😂😂😂

  • @infinitebananas8760
    @infinitebananas8760 9 месяцев назад +2

    0:29 jesus christ 😭

  • @Kiya-handyside
    @Kiya-handyside 9 месяцев назад +3

    I snore??? ... YOU SHOULD HEAR MY NANA (not in a mean way)

  • @yurieandreiparaiso2558
    @yurieandreiparaiso2558 9 месяцев назад +2

    Nah, my brother's be handling my snores though 😔

  • @nocamss
    @nocamss 9 месяцев назад +2

    i know im a deep sleeper but didn’t have to come for my neck, babes😭 like let’s not talk about how you snore too at some point👻👻

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 6 месяцев назад

    Wholesome 😂🤣

  • @aMy-yv2fx
    @aMy-yv2fx 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nah when i stay at my dads he snors so much he explodes the home😂

  • @ellesandralady8596
    @ellesandralady8596 9 месяцев назад +2

    He’s a big scary cat!!!

  • @charlitokkinochi
    @charlitokkinochi 9 месяцев назад +1

    damn we're heavy sh|t that grunt was personal

  • @sundusqureshi265
    @sundusqureshi265 4 месяца назад

    I’d move countries and book a hotel just to have my own room to myself

  • @TheChupVinaOfficial
    @TheChupVinaOfficial 5 месяцев назад +1

    Funny how i actually am sick rn😅

  • @P0tH0le
    @P0tH0le 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro thinks I snore your should hear my dad WITH a C-pap thing, especially if he’s on his back.

  • @qxanji
    @qxanji 24 дня назад

    the way hes saying it i aint movin for sht

  • @mariasar3324
    @mariasar3324 Месяц назад +1

    EXCUSE MEH BUT FIRST YOU KICK MY OUT OF THE BED TO SLEEP ON THE FRICKING COUCH THEN YOU WANT ME TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH ME?!?! OH HELL NAH

  • @Nightmare_-xxky9ol9k
    @Nightmare_-xxky9ol9k 9 месяцев назад

    I never ever snore in my life😂😂😂😂

  • @Sweetestgirl_life777
    @Sweetestgirl_life777 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love it very funny video 😂

  • @Mjim2322
    @Mjim2322 9 месяцев назад

    This was amazing!!! Excuse me, first of all I don’t snore, but if I’m sick, take care of me. But this was amazing to listen to!!! Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤
    Love your audio!!!😊

    • @UTC_Audio
      @UTC_Audio  9 месяцев назад +2

      Awesome! Thank you! Im sure you never snore.

    • @Mjim2322
      @Mjim2322 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@UTC_Audio you’re welcome. Never did snore, but I’ll only breathe in my mouth for air if I am sick. ☺️

  • @blossomgirl9980
    @blossomgirl9980 9 месяцев назад +2

    😂 then sleep on the floor

  • @SOULOFSKULLCIA
    @SOULOFSKULLCIA 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’m not leaving if u love me u can deal with me snoring 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😪😪😪😪😪😪😴😴😴

  • @sandydanny11
    @sandydanny11 5 месяцев назад

    Ok I’m sick currently and I’ve said “fine I like the couch anyways” like 10 times.

  • @JAYLAH_SS
    @JAYLAH_SS 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro my mom stops breathing i think a demon goes in her at night

    • @UTC_Audio
      @UTC_Audio  9 месяцев назад

      Sleep apnea, tell her to get a cpap

  • @juban1878
    @juban1878 9 месяцев назад +6

    I think I might be a really bad person because I am relating to that guy and not to the "listener"🤣🤣🤣

    • @UTC_Audio
      @UTC_Audio  9 месяцев назад +3

      The scripts are written to be realistic, so there's no real cannon bad guy. I wouldn't try and platform actions that are 100% negative.

    • @UTC_Audio
      @UTC_Audio  9 месяцев назад +1

      The scripts are written to be realistic, so there's no real cannon bad guy. I wouldn't try and platform actions that are 100% negative.

  • @AmyGarza-nl2sb
    @AmyGarza-nl2sb 6 месяцев назад

    Sir I actually don't snore!

  • @alli5538
    @alli5538 9 месяцев назад +1

    the fact that I'm sick rn-

  • @muchiros_hair
    @muchiros_hair 9 месяцев назад +4

    You breath get out 😂

  • @Snowprincess-i2d
    @Snowprincess-i2d 9 месяцев назад +3

    Just because I snore rlly? 😢

  • @GatsinziEsther-rl3hl
    @GatsinziEsther-rl3hl 9 месяцев назад +2

    ESTHER 💋❤️‍🔥🇺🇲🇸🇦👑💍🩵🩵🇺🇬🇲🇾💐

  • @AlexN_1202
    @AlexN_1202 3 месяца назад

    4:01 PATRICK STAR?? BAHAH-

  • @MasuLin-z5l
    @MasuLin-z5l 5 месяцев назад

    If he woke me up for the second time, i would have a body 🙂

  • @Youlove_TomuraShigaraki
    @Youlove_TomuraShigaraki 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yippee!

  • @MelonLily-ti1he
    @MelonLily-ti1he 8 месяцев назад +1

    Actually it’s 3:15 am

  • @HarryPotterIs_CUTE
    @HarryPotterIs_CUTE 19 дней назад

    he should hear my sisters boyfriend snoring

  • @fpe_lover143
    @fpe_lover143 11 дней назад

    If my boyfriend did this I would be in jail 😅 FOR MURDER 👹👹👹

  • @Seokjin_Fan_
    @Seokjin_Fan_ 5 месяцев назад

    He is Scared of Spiders 🤧

  • @eadwynroark8137
    @eadwynroark8137 9 месяцев назад +2

    .... why you gonna pick on Hoss like that, huh? What'd he do? 😢

  • @crossanddream2
    @crossanddream2 9 месяцев назад +2

    My mom snores in her sleep and I remember hearing her snore which woke me up, and in my barely awake self apparently decided to slap her. And from what my mom said, she immediately woke up thinking it was my dad who was in the bed since he attacks her in his sleep.
    Only to be surprised that it was me who was "asleep", I didn't tell I was kind of awake and just played it that I moved in my sleep and accidentally slapped her. I do move in my sleep, but I still do bad about slapping her because she was snoring.
    And the only reason me and her were sharing a bed was because my dad grandma was staying over since no one else could watch her and she made my dad take the couch with my brother.

  • @maxaden13
    @maxaden13 9 месяцев назад +1

    mister scaredy angry bird

  • @callmesky567
    @callmesky567 9 месяцев назад +2

    Yay firsttt❤❤❤❤

  • @Errn9
    @Errn9 5 месяцев назад

    Oh god I'm mad-

  • @KimSmall-lt9tc
    @KimSmall-lt9tc 2 месяца назад

    Has this dude ever heard of earplugs 😂😂😂