The Best Of “Things People Have Said to Me as a Baker” | 30-Minute Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2024
- Hellooo! My name is Alice and I own ”The From Scratch Bakery“
This is an extra-long requested compilation for people to fall asleep to :)
I am just a wacky baker saying even more wacky things!👩🏼🍳🥖
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"Hi, I bought this doughnut, and it tastes weird."
"That, sir, is a bagel."
Hahaha
Had me rolling
@@royaltinman2226 same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wasn't rolling, _I was cackling_
@@stillplay4962 hahaha it was my favorite part of the whole thing
you spell dount wrong
The "No" is so soothing to my soul. You are a godsend for all of us in service.
It really helps that she's both the manager and the owner. It empowers her to be able to make her own decisions and have final say. Also, she is too kind most times and you really have to push her or be completely wrong for her to say no.
My favorite is the authentic food: "here is a chocolate brownie with an Irish flag in it"
If that customer intends to make a photo of it and label that as traditional, I'm sure they are going to regret it later.
The German testing you is absolutely in character xD
"Yes I can speak english, but I won't unless I have to"
Germans think their English is bad, though 😂
Would be even more authentic with french.
Or: people who study in germany really have problems to learn german, because most of their Kommilitonen want to practice their English 😂
To be fair, being a tourist with minor knowledge of a local language can sometimes be worse than being a tourist with no knowledge of the local language.
I know low-to-mid level Japanese (basically 3 years of high school), but struggle with complex vocab. When I go to Japan, I actually find opening conversations with Japanese gets me into worse situations than just opening with "English okay?" If they seemed bothered by English, I would _then_ segue into Japanese "a~ daijoubu. Nihongo mo ii desu" - which would cue them into my status as "knows Japanese, but not fluent" and properly set expectations, allowing us to mostly pantomime and use simple words to navigate our way through a conversation.
On the other hand, the first time I went to Japan, I tried to politely meet them at their level and cold-opened my first interaction with "Sumimasen~ toire wa doko desu ka?" (excuse me for interrupting, where is the nearest toilet?), which got me a fluent Japanese response equivalent to "If you head down this concourse and hug the right wall, you'll eventually pass a lavender-colored ticket machine. Take the escalator near that ticket machine down to the basement and you'll take a slight left (not the hard left) at the 5-way intersection once you're down there. It will be kitty-corner to the pet shop." to which I only understood "uhh... I think I heard the word right, then she said a bunch of stuff, then left twice... Something about the number 5 and maybe something about an animal store?"
Diese Welt wäre eine bessere, wenn mehr Leute Deutsch sprechen würden.
"Then why did you ask for my opinion🥲" why do I feel like she was going to cry when she gets home.
These people all vote. Their intelligence, kindness, wisdom, critical thinking, empathy, and pattern recognition there match here.
The german scene is so accurate 😂 perfect english and we act like we can't speak five words 😂
The reaction she makes when the customer says what will happen to the toilet. 😂😂😂 watched it many times but not enough.
Realu
Oh no
Bruh
What
My mother knew a man that opened a cake shop in our town after they all graduated. In a year he gained nearly 50 kg. Then at some point he just slimmed down. Turns out he ate so much of his cakes that he gree to despise the taste of sugar and refuses to eat anything sweet now
Its the "CWASSAHHH" for me 😅😅
Neutrogena hand cream Alice, it was invented for Norwegian fishermen it might help with the dermititis. Put it on liberally last thing at night and wear cotton gloves to protect your bedding xxx
At first I was like "Aw no some accidental repeats!" Then I realized it's gotta be to make it 30 minutes for falling asleep.
Made to order, how wonderful! Cheers, Alice!
4:19 ''learn your bread Language 😂''
It is the same for alll service jobs, isn't it? I work as a private tutor and had a customer call me today who complained that I did make her son do calculations. I said: Yes... you ordered math tutoring. Of cours I had him doing calculations. Her answer: Why, he has a calculator.
Wowww ( that's sarcasm) what's the point of sending him to maths then
@@RiyaRanjan-vm8vl Good question. If I ever find out, I will let you know.^^
I've said it to my best mate many times (to which he agrees as he's a bus driver in Leeds) that there's nothing as stupid or ignorant as the general public.
Customer - This donut tastes funny.
Baker - that sir, is a bagel.😅
I will say for the coffee cake one that here in the US coffee cake actually doesn’t have coffee in it, it is instead a type of cake that is meant to go with coffee, so if that customer was American, that may have been the cause of the confusion.
It's the same in Canada. My cousin, he is English, didn't get any that he was offered because he thought it had coffee in it. I've made cake with coffee, it makes for a wonderful cake, but then people don't expect it to have coffee. I like to label my baked goods with an ingredient list, safe to say.
Huh, I’m American and I thought coffee cake had coffee in it.
Ok, one is from Canada but what country the rest of you from? I refuse to believe that an entire continent doesn't know what coffee cake is or else has never heard of it.
@@bcayeI’m from Mexico and never heard of a coffee cake with no coffee 🤣
You should add something inbetween each skit to indicate that it's a different skit when making these compilation types of videos, sometimes the skits just end very suddenly and I can't tell that it's a whole new skit until I understand it myself 😂
But it's a fantastic video, I've been binging your videos and I love seeing your point of view. You're hella cute and the humor is really chill here
✍️thank you for giving nice advice✍️
This is real life, not Disney Pixar's Ratatouille
I used to make a chocolate rye cake for allergy prone kiddos. It was really yummy, not exactly a cake texture😊😊
"not one bit" *hands a brownie*
I'm dying 😂
Honestly can’t believe how quickly your channel has grown, it’s absolutely amazing❤️
Keep up your videos, I love every single one of them
😂 I just love the "snarky" comments! True comic genius there!
There's a few repeating ones but oh my gosh I love these also the one with the guy that's like but the sprinkles absolutely cracks me up if I ever go to Ireland I am coming to your bakery and buying all the things😂❤❤❤❤
Is this a real bakery.. just asking 😊😊😊
@@Kimmie123 Yeah, it is. I've never actually been to Ireland so I don't really know the details though.
Daaamn, your German is GREAT I never fought you spoke German in the first place, that's really cool! Dont underestimate your skills, German unfortunately is very hard to learn for non natives xD G
Grüße von einem Deutschen Fan deiner Bäckerei 😁💙
As another native German speaker I have to agree. Her German is quite good.
Non native germans learning, der die das dem ect. I dont know more i forgot the others
Every time I watch that shot about dermatitis vs meningitis, I always fill it in with encephalitis and get surprised by the meningitis lol
I almost choked on my dinner at the Idiot Sandwich
You have a lovely voice! In case you ever wanted to do bakery ASMR.. Whatever that is, I don't know but I'd probably watch it
What a delight you are! I can only dream of visiting your bakery, but I bet it's lovely. Have you ever tried using black cocoa for dye free black buttercream? Sugarologie has a couple of different recipes floating around the interwebs. If you're able to get your hands on some, it might be worth a try.
Thank you, I’ve been swiping with my eyes closed on tiktok to fall asleep for the longest time 😂
Haha put this one on repeat and fall asleep 😌💤
It's been years and it wasn't a bakery (how I now wish it had been)...
With my very first computer and printer, I generated a large notice to display behind my counter...
"I have many talents. Telepathy is NOT one of them!"
The only thing here I find somewhat understandable is the black forest cake. Those traditionally come with alcohol (more specifically Kirschwasser) which is one of the main ingredients. So it would be kind of imoportant to make it really clear that it is a kid friendly version and not traditional.
The rest of that reaction from that same person is funny though.
0:26 - as a product demonstrator - this one hits me hard. I now refuse to answer the "which is your favorite?" question as I get those exact answers if I answer. "Oh, I actually think this one is really good." "Ew, that's my *least favorite* ." ... "Then why tf are you asking me???"
I now just say "You're more than welcome to try one of each - that's the great thing about these demonstrations!"
If it makes you feel any better I have old lady hands too and I’m a very youthful teenager
Oh, I have an explanation!
I’ve never known coffee cakes to have coffee (more-so to be sweet treats served with/to be dunked in coffee) although, that cake looks obvious.
I think it’s just an American thing.
I was looking for someone else thinking that! In the US coffee cakes are white cakes with a cinnamon crumble on top (at least I've never had another kind). Cakes with coffee in them aren't as common and might be called something else like a mocha cake or just coffee flavored cake
I found this channel this morning and instantly subscribed ❤
Been watching all day
The best baker.
"Can I get a donut but just a hole?" 😭
Are donut holes not a thing outside of the US?
@@456puffdonut holes are so good. I can't imagine being in an area where there aren't any
@@456puff In Canada they are called TimBits among other things.
@@Mojo_3.14 Interesting! Thank-you!
@@456puff Isn't that just... nothing?
For the person that pretend to have a baguette with ham you could said " we don't HAM any"😂😂
Ooookayyyy 2:10 that person was definitely on some type of drug 😂
Love this! Could watch for hours!! Xx
Sometimes i wish i could give those reaction to annoying customers in the bakery i work at
"Do you see me kneading the bread with my ear?" Too funny!!
I'm indian...!! Your videos and ur reactions...are so good...!!! ❤❤❤...! If I ever come to Ireland...I'll definitely visit ur bakery..☺☺☺😇😇😇😊.....Ur so cool..!!😊
The funniest thing I've seen in along time!!🤣😂
I clearly shouldn't be watching before 6am when I'm tired... At about the 7.30 mark there are several repeated ones (rye one, lard one, 7 tier cake etc). I ended up thinking I'd touched something and somehow gone backwards and took a bit to realise some are doubled...😂
I was thinking I had deja vue deja vue.
Ooo love the hoodie with the skulls!
9:28 I have worked for a chocolate shop, a bakery, and a pizza place, and at every one of these I get people who all assume it is a constant struggle not to binge snack. I'll admit the pizza one was the biggest challenge for the pepperonis; every time I get some for home I snack on a slice or five out of the bag and the instincts are strong.
LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Love the longer video!
😂😂 smart funny baker girl... neat videos Alice , I like watching them 👌
AMERICAN buttercream in a traditional Irish bakery?!
I’m not entirely certain, but I’ve heard American buttercream is often easier to use for professional cake decorating (because of its firmness) when compared to other more smooth, rich buttercreams; they just don’t hold up structurally in the same way.
Irish buttercream sounds like it’d be absolutely divine on a cupcake though-sounds heavenly😋
Lovely!
“Hi, I bought this donut and it tastes weird”
“That, Sir, is a bagel”
And
“The closest thing to a s’more you will be getting today is two slices of bread one on either side of your face and getting called a idiot sandwich”
Got me dying 😭
Your videos are the best
Great Video Alice
That, Sir, is a bagle xD
These videos are super bingable
Please, more
please where in ireland are you?? im thinking of trying to find the bakery but no clu where u are!!
i love you btw😍
I was getting ready to say I bet when you bake you listen the heavy metal when that girl said your music was a relaxing. I knew it
😂 Your toilet will not be okay. LMBO
1:24 Bro was inside Ratatouille
To be fair: about the "can I get a carrot cake with no carrots?" I always like my corn bread to not have big kernels of corn in it. I just want the sweet corny-cakey part of the corn bread, not the vegetable itself!
There must be a rat under there, no?
I love your skits so much. This is great.
One question: Earlier you said that you don't serve alcohol in your goods but later you said that you serve "Guinness Bread". Wouldn't it be alcohol aka Guinness beer in it? Or is it just a name?
I think she said with exception of guiness bread and the alcohol evaporates ...
@@pkgapp I see. Thanks. But isn't it still kind of alcohol? I mean it sounds not like alcohol aroma (in Russia kids love eating Baba au rhum). I never tasted Guinness Bread so I just wonder.
I'm not a baker, but I do work in food service. I can still relate to a lot of this. Like the not being a mind reader thing-I dont enjoy playing 21 bloody questions in order to find out what you freaking want. I can also guarantee you that there is such thing as stupid questions. The number of times I've had people ask me what's on crumbed fish. Oh, and parents sending kids in and them not knowing what they're supposed to be getting... drives me nuts.
Can't really blame the kids on that one.
7:39 Nothing cause it’s an Irish bakery and not an American one. 8:49 we have AMERICAN buttercream
I replayed the "croissant" face so many times.
Never had a rye cake requested, but HAVE had a pumpernickel cake. She thought it was the same as a pumpkin pie but a cake.
Alice: *sings* "We don't have any ham"
Penny the Talking Cat: "noooooo"
Completely off topic but you have an amazing voice would love podcast form?
This feels like therapy
LoL I love heavy metal too & the people who have asked me look at me weird cause I dye yarns, design/make knit & woven crafts.
Tell me why the most clueless people are always the loudest, most aggressive, and most confident.
Car driver and lego man mum happen to often, no matter how well you explain something, they ignore you and then get annoyed
Enjoyed these, but the repeats were frustrating
Having worked in bars and restaurants much of my life, I wish I'd thought of a dance for "ham lady" types.
In my family coffee cakes are cakes that you eat with coffee, so there’s usually no coffee in them
Ok, for the savory pie with a sweet filling thing. I make an apple/pork pie that really is sweet and savory. But i imagine thats just a me thing.
1:00 😂🤣 hahahhaa
I'm not sure why it was this one, but "can I get a carrot cake without any carrot?" broke me, lol
aahhh my god the ipad kid thing gave me real trauma flashbacks there, i worked a little fish & chip shop in a rural quaint touristy town which did waffles and ice cream in summer and oooofff the amount of bored kids with ipads 🙈
TOCA BOCA GOT ME😂😂😂
You need a certificate to use alcohol? 😅
Oh, you poor lady. 🤦♀️
It just loops at 10 minutes
Hey good job with the German I’m born in Austria and that miss is amazing German applause 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏👏👏👏👏
You are so adorable! Do you have a grandma? I just want to squeeze you!
Speaking as a butcher: I was once asked if I could trim a rack of lamb and dye the meat and bones blue, green, and red for a Star Wars themed dinner party. They dye meat blue when it’s for animal consumption only, it goes to zoos and safari parks etc.
Is there a factory out there somewhere which manufacturers these kinds of special people?!
Theres a London, Ontario in Canada. That would have been equally hilarious.
i think the customer looking for ferreros may have been thinking of rafaellos- but still doesn’t help since they have almonds!
The way they said she has old lady fingers😂😂😂❤
"It just jumped out if the seat 😂😂😂"
I love all baked goodies nom nom nom. You and i would be the best of friends and i would never complain even if things came out wrong. I would help eat them lol. My first job was in a bakery called Simmers of Hatton. I worked in the confectionary department decorating cakes making triffles strawberry tarts and all sort. I helped out on the biscuit line too packing Abernethy biscuits, shortbread etc.
Ro-shures. LOL Ro-chay! Ro-chay! But you know this.
The lady who thought dermatitis was meningitis needs to be protected
From herself I presume? 😂😂😂
@@markstott6689 From everyone- including herself.
@@GarryDumblowski Agreed 😀🤪😀
12:30 in Germany, in 90 percent cases, you have to pay 50 ct to 1 Euro for using a public toilet. And yet, there's not piss all over the place, like in Paris
11:49 "Can I get a doghnut but just the hole?" Now I'm wondering, do you guys have doghnut holes?
The way way you say croissant is alarming. 😆
Misogynists say women should be the ones to cook and bake until they want to order from a restaurant or bakery.
Can you do more videos like the flood one or Karen calls the health inspector as I like the longer story videos