At Home Depot, Find The Lesbian
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2021
- If you need help at Home Depot, find the lesbian.
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doesn’t even need to be a lesbian employee literally just any lesbian in the store can help you (this is coming from a lesbian)
As another lesbian I can confirm this
Can confirm
As a gay man, trust me, some of my favorite heroine are lesbians. I love you all.
@@TP-xy2ms and we love y’all too! We’ll bring the iced coffee and help you fix stuff!
Awe, you're just as incredible as me, or maybe I'm just as. Incredible as you, and I'm not a lesbian. Much love.
That’s funny because we had a lesbian at our Home Depot and she was the smartest person in the building, she knew her shit and when I had a question she’s the one I looked for.
I am this lesbian at my Home Hardware ! I laughed so hard at this
Hello Tasha
How are you doing today?
😅😅😅😅😅😅
One of my male truck drivers quit before delivering 46,000 lbs of long steel pipe. I called all of my buddies and they all failed.
So, my wife called her lesbian cousin. She delivered pipe like no man could. A real trooper. Cool dude. 🤠🇺🇲
Just cos she don't lay pipe doesn't mean she won't deliver it 😂
My "Deanna at Home Depot" is "Sherry at Lowe's", but she rocks!!! We (myself and my husband) seek her out when we need help: "Anyone know where Sherry is?" My husband doesn't even care that she knows more than he does. LOL!!!!
I purchased bed from Ikea yesterday. I realised it was a lesbian bed when I started to assemble it. No screwing involved, it was all tongue and groove.
Deanna probably knows how to repair your truck and find a good place to go for lunch too.
"Do you want it to float", I fucking died when Deanna said that hahaH
Floating is the new buzzword, my wife wants a "floating sink' and a "floating toilet". Woman better stop watching those home Reno shows.
@@WaitAMinute1989 dude I don't even know what that means lol 😂
I knew a Lesbian who was in charge of a maintenance department where I worked and and one day saw her working at Home Depot.
"Find the Lesbian" at Home Depot is right, especially now because all the tradesmen who used to run plumbing and electrical etc are now gone. Now you're left with young Latino 16 year olds who's eyes glaze over when you ask them a question. The lesbian at our store is a "Pat". Not sure if she's a guy or a girl but I've seen her and talked with her about things for about a year, Pat is a female but no difference in this case. This person knows her shit, she's a manager who works the floor and she is a solid employee who has excellent enthusiasm...anytime I go in there with a serious question I ask if she's on the clock..
Ya know it's funny cause it's true. All of it. Great comedian!
As soon as I read the title, I thought of all the Home Depots I’ve ever visited.
Bert "Kreisler" finally got so far he started wearing a shirt
This guy never fails to make me laugh 😂
This guy's upper part of his arms are too short. Chicano thing?
You are so true. I worked at Home Depot before I retired, and lesbians ruled! By the way if I knew as much as customers thought I should, I sure wouldn't be working there.
I’ve faked my way through so many projects thanks to RUclips. I replaced a front wheel bearing on a truck for a friend. I don’t think he understood when he drove off was all I was thinking was “Holy Crap. I hope the wheel doesn’t fly off.”
The bright side is that you can gain experience on other people's stuff
well repeating a brake job video and i swapped the brake pads on my mother's explorer. Caliper pin was seized. youtube didn't help me with that shit. From the look of it, the folks i'd been paying to do the shit never bothered to lube the damn pins.
🤣🤣🤣
Sooo true. People think I’m a GREAT cook!!! I don’t think older people realize you can youtube anything and just follow the instructions…..but hey I don’t mind the compliments!
@@brycehall4995
What? I’m old and RUclips the hell out if everything.
Absolutely true. Has happened to me twice but one was in a Lowe's.
The dude in the plumbing aisle at my Home Depot. He’s lucky if he knows his name.
He hates being married & it’s also what makes him his money 😂
He's not wrong. You have to act it out, nobody knows what those things are called.
Post hole digger
@@DJToneRI underrated comment ^
It’s quite simply a “post hole digger”. But even when we know the name, we act it out. 😆
Deana does
Part lesbian
It doesn't matter if you know how to install a mantle. Your wife will be disappointed and mad at whatever you do. Lol
This is my life too. Love this guy's stories 😀😄😆😂
The struggle is real!
My wife wants me to do the project but then she also wants to tell me how to do it. When she does that, I offer to let her do it since she supposedly knows how and then she leaves me alone.
Remember when Home Depot employed ex-contractors or semi-retired fully knowledgable BADASSES thag straight up knew their shit?
A plumbing section employee knew 100% what I was needing for a home drain pipe replace/re-angle and integration into the existing older home plumbing.
The guy drew the perfect picture, by hand, even down to all the correct sized PVC pipes and connectors amd whatnot.
The repair was flawless. That dude was a legend and a master of his craft, clearly.
Then Home Depot got sold, as is normal for businesses to do.
And the actual mouth breathin lead paint drinker society of clipboard warriors done removed ALL the part time genuinely knowledgable employees. Amd paid the remaining ones absolute shittily while basically stripping the ONE hot technology that made Home Depot THE store to go to if you had questions.
Now it's far more likely to never see any employees.
While also getting fully dial tone'd responses whenever you break down and ask where something is.
The worst customer service quirks of Wal Mart with the cold and brutal American consumerism infested asshatery of home improvements.
Thank you everyone, every single professional person making videos showing your craft and allowing barely functional tards like me to continue to enjoy being mentally challenged.
Now if i could just stop being a tard amd actually not be inferring my own mental inadequacy, that would be great.
The brain fart is my greatest enemy. I require the masters of the world to unfuck my derpy thought processing.
I'm also a do it your selfer tard who relies on you tube and the help of the local hardware store.
NO ONES reading all that dude. Your in a comments section, not a story writing class.
Please make a "RUclips Carpenter" shirt! I love this guy's comedy.
Once at Home Depot I asked an employee that I needed to splice some home electrical wires, he showed me automotive splicing connectors, I knew it was wrong, but I asked him if he was sure and He said YES, I just said ok and walked away.
Damn that was so funny and so true.
All his sets are about his WIFE!!!!!! THIS GUY IS OBSESSED WITH HIS WIFE😂😂
This crowd is lame, I'm dying here. Especially previously working at THD, this is accurate. There are plenty that are not helpful, just have to get to know the people at your local store and find the good ones. The old ones or the ones with dirty aprons usually good go tos.
I love their relationship ♥️♥️♥️😂😂😂
So True...love it,10 yrs in a big box...one of my dear friends outworked all the guys in "seasonal/power equip",she was pint-sized too,but not in gumption. Us guys are meatheads,we know it...
He just moved into my neighborhood. Looks like he's taking goid care of his house so he evidently knows how to do a few things right.....or knows who to hire.
It’s funny but true. Even the lowes lesbians are great help.
Added benefit of bringing a lesbian home for your wife
very good comedian here !!!
Awesome job.
Lol this s**t is so funny he's hilarious
Higher = Husband's Hernia 😅😅😅
spelled her name wrong LOL
Hello
How are you doing today?
Youre ever so increasingly starting to resemble "The Machine".
that is all.
I’m only here because I thought it was him 😂
@@Trixiewolf9436 haha I'm glad you knew who I was referring to. I was trying not to use his government name lol
@@Trixiewolf9436 me too!! 😂
your god send
Hello Karen
How are you doing today?
ha ha hubby has to watch this...
#teamlesbian
😂😂😂
Hello Lydia
How are you doing today?
Always funny 😂
Help! I need to see Steve’s work and I can’t find it on prime video australia.....
one day, I'm going to see this guy live
I love lesbians. They are the little brothers I never had.
And I don't care if they dress like guys.
Funny
Dang Brendan Schaub really let himself go now.
Nice concept, you make good jokes about women
😂😂😂❤
Husbands make me sorry I'm straight. I feel so sorry for myself.
👍🤣
Tee Hee🎯
Hello
How are you doing today?
Probably true!
Pfffft if I had the work ethic of a man I'd work for 10 minutes, complain for an hour, and then go to lunch every day
Freddy Soto bit
Glad to see Bert Kreischer is losing weight
We have a lesbian that comes in to my store to buy building stuff, she thinks she is a badass.
I am too early for this. 😀
I come early too
Dude I just watched a video on how to open a bottle of wine
Feel like I could do the same but with like a home improvement project
Watch the video
Drink the wine
Do it
You sound different, brett
Bert
A lesbian is more a man then me..lmfao
Bro, if you searched out a lesbian to help you.
Im voting in the next meeting to revoke your man card!!
It's funny, but why does this sound like a laugh track?
Be careful what you wish for I had a lesbian working for me and all she did is stay on the phone and fight with her girlfriend all day
My experience too, everything becomes extremely political.
Of course not with all of them. Some are great.
COPIES SEBASTIAN
I hire on qualification not sexual preference. I have hired lasians and the ones I hired did just as good as everyone else. I am tired of people shoving LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ in my face.
I am coming to you from the space/time continuum to say...it's just an effing joke! But, also...you have trashy hiring skills because the lesbians I know can build furniture and houses 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly brother! It’s not race gender or sexual preference! If ur the best qualified for the job then ur hired!!
I'm pretty sure he's a lesbian! not that there's anything wrong with that...
sensibility of a woman...i shut it down after that
Steve is usually funny. This was not funny. He should not try and copy other comedians in the ‘act it out’ bit. Stick to your own style.
Not funny with stolen jokes.
Stolen from who
I believe this is not indoors and yet there are clowns wearing a mask... Outside??? You need to start learning to behave like humans!
Guy is terrible.
Not funny at all.
Just look for the bulldog.
it's funny because it seems to be 100% true .i had a obviously lesbian woman help me find some items at homedepot. Nobody else who worked there was ever any help at all.