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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 5 лет назад +4146

    Mark’s first word in reacting to seeing a ghost:
    “Hi!”

  • @Skelebroski
    @Skelebroski 5 лет назад +4892

    “THATS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED OUT OF THE BED BONER!”

  • @RaccoonGaming2112
    @RaccoonGaming2112 5 лет назад +3969

    All this game taught me is that everything wants to kill me.

    • @aliza_h
      @aliza_h 4 года назад +70

      Life lessons for the paranoid

    • @samgames502
      @samgames502 4 года назад +6

      Rhiannon Poe ye

    • @kotabear2191
      @kotabear2191 4 года назад +30

      Stop at exactly 10:30 I think It always wants to kill you

    • @GoDogArchives
      @GoDogArchives 3 года назад +18

      Seems like it's your final destination.

    • @mitaftsis3919
      @mitaftsis3919 3 года назад +4

      Kinda like Australia

  • @actor3538
    @actor3538 5 лет назад +5956

    The story: That guy ran over Lucy and then Lucy came back to haunt him.
    You can see the deers face turns into a human one at 6:38

    • @mikeysauce8228
      @mikeysauce8228 5 лет назад +339

      Choose your relationships wisely

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 5 лет назад +312

      @@mikeysauce8228 I mean she is kinda hot

    • @goosequillian
      @goosequillian 4 года назад +253

      @@hugebuffman3619 You have a crush on a pixel-character? Blimey, and here I thought desperation had a limit.

    • @randomchaos3038
      @randomchaos3038 4 года назад +279

      @Tom Conradson
      Take a look at all the sans fangirls

    • @MistyRat
      @MistyRat 4 года назад +73

      I would do the same, but instead I would just annoy them and write CAR all over them while they sleep

  • @drakecake3333
    @drakecake3333 5 лет назад +7774

    *gets call from Mark*
    Me: Hello-
    Mark: THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY VOICE DO YOU HEAR IT

  • @heresthemilk177
    @heresthemilk177 7 лет назад +2275

    *The character gets hung and a weird creature comes out the computer. Mark's reaction-*
    "Is that a penis...?"

    • @cawkgobbler3000
      @cawkgobbler3000 7 лет назад +1

      Zenz Galaxy IKR XP

    • @davidlessard3877
      @davidlessard3877 7 лет назад +20

      thats kind of worrying, I mean if he think that what a penis look like i wonder what hehas down their :/

    • @sandvitchstealer7008
      @sandvitchstealer7008 7 лет назад +60

      How is that not penis
      It's in bed and it's hard
      What else could it be

    • @ellicia2877
      @ellicia2877 7 лет назад +1

      German Dohctohr sex toy??

    • @Mim-gh2ik
      @Mim-gh2ik 7 лет назад

      That voice thow

  • @slywiththefly4222
    @slywiththefly4222 5 лет назад +3720

    1:05 suicided in basically a minute nice job Mark

    • @thananun1395
      @thananun1395 5 лет назад +65

      You see the blood title? It says "YOU LEFT ME" that's what he makes him left

    • @yes-uk7ek
      @yes-uk7ek 5 лет назад +20

      thananun2017gaming
      then how did he RIGHT it? 👀

    • @jgsh8062
      @jgsh8062 5 лет назад +17

      @@yes-uk7ek It's spelt "write". Also, look the plot up online. He didn't write the blood, and it wasn't suicide

    • @henna2890
      @henna2890 5 лет назад +43

      @@jgsh8062 I'm pretty sure the "right" was a joke

    • @Unifoseum
      @Unifoseum 5 лет назад +27

      The Lord of Reddit your name is ironic

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 5 лет назад +3809

    *Softly, but with fear*
    "iS tHaT a PeNiS?"

    • @abbie2768
      @abbie2768 3 года назад +43

      @M. this comment will never not be funny

    • @bunnii6629
      @bunnii6629 3 года назад +5

      @M. Pardon?

    • @YetAnotherVRNerd
      @YetAnotherVRNerd 3 года назад +27

      iS thaT a PeNiS?
      Dumbledore calmy asked.

    • @ttherexy1469
      @ttherexy1469 3 года назад +1

      Loo

    • @ozzi4647
      @ozzi4647 3 года назад +1

      That's me on a regular basis. Also...
      ENBY GANG!

  • @WinglessCanary
    @WinglessCanary 5 лет назад +5008

    Mark: oh im outside
    *gets hit by car*
    Mark:... weLL IM SORRY?
    why did i laugh so hard at that

  • @csh1vr
    @csh1vr 5 лет назад +830

    The story (i think): You ran over Lucy and she comes back to haunt you through the computer. She is the ghost the kills you.

    • @anonimonovids
      @anonimonovids 5 лет назад +10

      It is

    • @anonimonovids
      @anonimonovids 5 лет назад +107

      The goal of the game is to get her to play músic, so you can parkour your way the Woods outside the town and bury her, but if you are todo slow she notices u left and you die, or if she notices you buried her, after you finish, she makes your head explode

    • @alphahendricks
      @alphahendricks 3 года назад +17

      Game theory need to do a theory about it. I wonder what he'll say.

  • @stratosphere353
    @stratosphere353 5 лет назад +3147

    4:02 He tried calling 911 😂😂😂

  • @koya6470
    @koya6470 5 лет назад +3694

    Lucy: “Nice try hard”
    *Lucy has raged quit*

    • @mikeysauce8228
      @mikeysauce8228 5 лет назад +227

      Also the fact that she kills you proves how much of a sore loser she is

    • @kornaes
      @kornaes 5 лет назад +132

      @@mikeysauce8228 lucy is the most murderous rage quitter of all time

    • @MaureenMurphy_
      @MaureenMurphy_ 5 лет назад +9

      Loyalists Lix rt. Bitch is a bum

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 4 года назад +13

      YOU
      . BEAT
      ME

    • @Future_Doggo
      @Future_Doggo 4 года назад +11

      Every cod lobby

  • @gracewrites657
    @gracewrites657 6 лет назад +12488

    Don't Chat with Strangers while Emily is Away because Vee is Calling and Sara is missing
    Edit: Holy shit 10k likes?!?! It's been two years and people still like this??? Thank you all! :)

  • @dragonmaster8173
    @dragonmaster8173 6 лет назад +2304

    Main Character: “I can chat with strangers, I have a cross over my bed!”
    *Ghost comes and murders him 3 minutes later*

  • @twigs8791
    @twigs8791 5 лет назад +832

    2005: Everyone stayed away from online strangers.
    2019: f&$@ off

    • @ledzeppelinfan1001
      @ledzeppelinfan1001 5 лет назад +25

      JUST SAY FUCK YOU PUSSY

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 5 лет назад +6

      FuZeD HoRiZoN yupp.
      But why censor the fuck if mark curses in horror games all the time?
      Or any game for thag matter.

    • @ledzeppelinfan1001
      @ledzeppelinfan1001 5 лет назад +2

      @*_ Ominous_* NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @aerin8809
      @aerin8809 5 лет назад +3

      *_Then Omegle existed._*

    • @Ashninja-qw6kj
      @Ashninja-qw6kj 5 лет назад +2

      Let’s see.....
      F and dollar at
      Cool!

  • @lopark3512
    @lopark3512 7 лет назад +146

    So here's the explanation to anyone who doesn't understand the game!
    [ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO WATCH THE "Don't Chat With Strangers TRUE ENDING" BEFORE READING THIS SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ]
    So you were driving and you ran over a girl while driving. You decided to ignore that and go home. Once you came home, a girl you don't know starts messaging you. That girl is actually the girl you ran over. She wants to see will you leave her dead or go find and bury her, but you don't know that she wants it. When she leaves the chat, you are hung up. She hung you up and wrote with blood YOU LEFT ME. The ghost girl that sometimes comes in the room is her. When she hugs you it means she thinks you're nice at the moment, but when she cuts your throat it means you were maybe mean to her and she didn't like you. That black thing that comes into your bedroom may be an demon she sent to kill you. And you can see her true form when her number is shown and then you come back in the chat, but it's not easy to see it unless you slow down the video or pause it at the exact time. So when you can go out and drive, you drive to the place where you ran over her. Her body was there. You buried her. So she didn't do anything to you, because you respected her.
    I hope the explanation helped you, and if you have any questions, ask!

    • @Snaps12345
      @Snaps12345 6 лет назад +2

      At which second you can see her face?

    • @haydenbrucker
      @haydenbrucker 4 года назад +2

      thanks stranger

  • @silverworksstudios2631
    @silverworksstudios2631 7 лет назад +2273

    Now remember children, don't talk to strangers, or a ghost lady will come into your house and stab you while you play video games.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 лет назад +29

      Here she comes....

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 7 лет назад +14

      Tiger Whisker I don't video chat with strangers, I chat with strangers through Internet alot on Safe Sites.

    • @girlreacts8012
      @girlreacts8012 6 лет назад

      XD

    • @Folut168
      @Folut168 6 лет назад +3

      more like chatting with other strangers in a video game but with a kids or teens. So im good and nothing gonna happen. and that ghost lady is the girl you video chat with(the game in this video)

    • @حمدانالمنصوري-م2ح
      @حمدانالمنصوري-م2ح 6 лет назад

      SilverWorks Studios I'm 10 and I dont talk to strangers.i do on ps4 and im playing on a tablet

  • @leafmario4319
    @leafmario4319 5 лет назад +3874

    Technically, everyone is a stranger.

    • @e7611
      @e7611 5 лет назад +215

      Hi
      Whoa im talking to stranger
      Lets be friend before you kill me

    • @leafmario4319
      @leafmario4319 5 лет назад +136

      @@e7611 Okay, we are friends now.

    • @e7611
      @e7611 5 лет назад +69

      @@leafmario4319
      Yay

    • @nuchgamer2850
      @nuchgamer2850 5 лет назад +35

      Not your familys and freinds

    • @e7611
      @e7611 5 лет назад +15

      @@nuchgamer2850
      *_OH NOEEEEE_*

  • @carpthecat
    @carpthecat 3 года назад +142

    Mark: "There are multiple endings to the game..."
    Also Mark: *Starts out finding every ending in which he dies*

  • @theebiirdy3960
    @theebiirdy3960 7 лет назад +626

    "CHAAD"
    he meant craig
    he misses craig

  • @purplecat2092
    @purplecat2092 7 лет назад +1297

    WHY DID THAT 'SPLODE ~Markiplier 2017

  • @alanalynn592
    @alanalynn592 6 лет назад +290

    Hello, you there?
    "Nahh"

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 3 года назад +97

    Mark: I'm outside, I didn't know that was an option-
    The car: *It wasn't.*

  • @bossapocalypse
    @bossapocalypse 5 лет назад +1564

    Don’t chat with strangers at 3 am (not clickbait) (gone wrong)

  • @Hacker-ks1nq
    @Hacker-ks1nq 5 лет назад +254

    everyone's talking about the eye of providence in the car.
    how about the one in the mechs vs fruits game?

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 5 лет назад +7

      It's because Lucy was present at both of those events. I guess it's like her sign?

  • @EliasPaliasGaming
    @EliasPaliasGaming 7 лет назад +8267

    "Don't Chat With Strangers", huh?
    hi guys lets have an conversation.

  • @freakyskull516
    @freakyskull516 5 лет назад +736

    im getting a distinct "we want the ILLUSION of depth but have no actual depth" vibe from this game...

    • @Ender41948
      @Ender41948 4 года назад +61

      Depth isn't making a game obtuse and confusing to beat, yeah. It's some random indie horror game but still, I dislike games that do that.

    • @Tjeansoul
      @Tjeansoul 4 года назад +90

      Actually there’s more to this game than meets the eye. Mark did a second video on the game wherein he gets the true ending, the developer(s) go out of their way to make the game difficult and yet drove the narrative through context and very few other clues. Trial and error with a little persistence and attention to detail leads the player to the ending and honestly I wish more games created their own formula for story this way.

    • @SyntaxError-nz4kg
      @SyntaxError-nz4kg 3 года назад +2

      True enough, but for some reason this gaym is still the one that freaks me out the most. Idk why, its just so creepy and unsettling to me, unlike anything else ive ever played.....

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 3 года назад +37

      @@Tjeansoul if a story in a game is learned through sheer trial-and-error then it’s not a good story.
      A game that has a coherent story doesn’t necessarily need to have an obvious method of telling that story, but it should at least make sense and not be confusing for the sake of being confusing.
      That’s like me telling a story about a boulder that rolled into and destroyed a city by having the player fuck around with cubes for 40 minutes until they picked up the piece of grass that lets you file the cube into a sphere.

    • @Tjeansoul
      @Tjeansoul 3 года назад +10

      @@wrongtime9097 Not sure how that’s a good comparison but sure man lol
      Everyone’s welcome to have their own opinion.

  • @brennerportie167
    @brennerportie167 7 лет назад +359

    Suddenly hangs himself, Markiplier's first reaction "Is that a penis?" XD lol

    • @maddiekimlinger42
      @maddiekimlinger42 7 лет назад +19

      Shotgun Gaming don't you jut love mark uhhhh 😂🤣

    • @maybelater1464
      @maybelater1464 7 лет назад +5

      Shotgun Gaming no his first reaction was "eeeeuaaah WHAT!"
      If we're splitting hairs here

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 7 лет назад +1

      Shotgun Gaming if something looks like a penis then he gets distracted easily xD

  • @vuln6rable89
    @vuln6rable89 7 лет назад +2023

    dont chat with strangers
    15 mins later
    goes on omegle...

  • @aimiros5099
    @aimiros5099 7 лет назад +442

    after all these years.....
    mark hasn't change his profile pic.

    • @lokitoyomama5456
      @lokitoyomama5456 7 лет назад +5

      Aimi Ros same with jack

    • @faunagal8886
      @faunagal8886 7 лет назад +7

      Aimi Ros y would he? It's a great piece of art

    • @taylorb2601
      @taylorb2601 7 лет назад +9

      Aimi Ros I guess he likes it that way, probably to show that he hasn't changed 😊

    • @pandalynn2569
      @pandalynn2569 7 лет назад +2

      Aimi Ros hi :) sorry to interrupt you, but I'm doing gaming videos on my channel. So, I would really appreciate if you check it out :) (Sorry if I'm annoying you with my comments)

    • @charktooth
      @charktooth 7 лет назад +5

      Pandalynn shut up, no kne will view your channel by doing that idiot. Ive reported you many many times cause you keep spamming unwanted commercial content. STOP.

  • @ceooflettuce8768
    @ceooflettuce8768 5 лет назад +654

    *Dont chat with strangers*
    But what if hes a nigerian prince whos going to give me the new heir if i give money?

    • @mikeysauce8228
      @mikeysauce8228 5 лет назад +45

      _Consider_ chatting with strangers

    • @raegenix1669
      @raegenix1669 5 лет назад +3

      Is that from the odd1sout lol

    • @mikeysauce8228
      @mikeysauce8228 5 лет назад +15

      @@raegenix1669 I think it's from those scams where they tell you they're a person high in the ranks of somewhere where it doesn't even matter

    • @kosmic_tarantula547X
      @kosmic_tarantula547X 4 года назад +1

      Dr. Phil.... 🤣

    • @unsubscribenow9052
      @unsubscribenow9052 4 года назад +5

      plus he says he's my long lost uncle! Very legit

  • @sandkitten16
    @sandkitten16 6 лет назад +101

    Apparently upon looking it up, the girl's name is Lucy and you uh...hit her with your car. That's why she be dead.

  • @_alicia__
    @_alicia__ 6 лет назад +474

    Omegle is *_quaking_*

  • @gamerzgurl9291
    @gamerzgurl9291 7 лет назад +598

    Don't press the red button or else bad things happen!
    That is not Markiplier logic. Markiplier logic is "I is press button. Good thing come to you."

  • @zenosama8505
    @zenosama8505 3 года назад +84

    Mark: wins at buttons
    Girl: wait that’s illgal

  • @h1tchel
    @h1tchel 5 лет назад +1194

    she looks like overly attached girlfriend

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 5 лет назад +1

      She really doesn't

    • @h1tchel
      @h1tchel 5 лет назад +17

      @@boofstain1508 they both have the same personality and same look

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 5 лет назад

      @@h1tchel nah

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 5 лет назад +29

      Oh yeah yeah, @@boofstain1508 is denying cuz she is an overly attached gf

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 5 лет назад

      @@Aloewaves ok?

  • @ernierinkle548
    @ernierinkle548 7 лет назад +63

    CRAIGS PLACE??? thirsty mark is thirsty

    • @JM-nl7bj
      @JM-nl7bj 7 лет назад +4

      Esther Leung I think we all want to be at Craig's face

  • @thisiscoraline5397
    @thisiscoraline5397 7 лет назад +1715

    HELLO STRANGERS IN THE COMMENT SECTION. PLEASE DON"T APPEAR IN MY HOUSE OR SUMMON BONER RATS.

  • @smolbby174
    @smolbby174 3 года назад +89

    Ok so lucy got run over in the cutscene where "you" are driving and she came back to haunt you and kill you, people from 3 years ago.
    And no, i didnt see how to beat dont chat with strangers.

  • @Victoria-dc9wq
    @Victoria-dc9wq 7 лет назад +359

    Did anyone else notice that in the car the Illuminati sign was in the top right-hand corner and when he was playing the game on the computer the Illuminati sign was in the top left-hand corner

  • @dylanhale7300
    @dylanhale7300 5 лет назад +124

    "You there?"
    "No"
    *DEAD*

  • @gwenculver1040
    @gwenculver1040 7 лет назад +118

    Mark's shirt is STILL brighter than my future..... great

  • @weichang9693
    @weichang9693 5 лет назад +181

    don't chat with strangers
    odd1sout notification with talking with strangers
    i'm getting mixed signals

    • @combobulous7044
      @combobulous7044 5 лет назад +1

      wei Chang lmao

    • @mikeysauce8228
      @mikeysauce8228 5 лет назад +3

      Unsub from theodd1sout, he's a bad influence.

    • @Kami-lb3up
      @Kami-lb3up 4 года назад +5

      @@mikeysauce8228 in what way exactly

    • @hibiscusishere
      @hibiscusishere 4 года назад

      I just got notif from him in the middle of this 🤣

  • @Amilia02
    @Amilia02 7 лет назад +1017

    *Don't Chat With Strangers*
    This game makes sense. :)

    • @Oldavitar
      @Oldavitar 7 лет назад +2

      Naily your right

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 7 лет назад +23

      ^ Stop talking to strangers! But now I'm talking to strangers...

    • @darr915
      @darr915 7 лет назад +16

      we don't have to be strangers.......

    • @narcissticass
      @narcissticass 7 лет назад +30

      Darren Banhthai well this just got creepy faster than I expected

    • @galaxyfox3162
      @galaxyfox3162 7 лет назад +4

      Hot Potato ikr.....lol

  • @reneezhao1758
    @reneezhao1758 6 лет назад +439

    You should try dialing 911 on the phone

  • @mars6979
    @mars6979 6 лет назад +134

    car:*hits mark*
    me: how rude ypu first introduce yourself

  • @aliza_h
    @aliza_h 4 года назад +72

    "My butts are so loose!"
    "Oh, no, this button is so *tight...."*
    -- Markiplier

  • @lordaniolist
    @lordaniolist 7 лет назад +892

    I think we found the Crazed Butt Stabber's wife

    • @thatweirdgirl8466
      @thatweirdgirl8466 7 лет назад +25

      Lord Aniolist
      The Neck Stabber....who sometimes cheats on her Butt Stabbing husband with random guys on computers

    • @so1634
      @so1634 7 лет назад +12

      Lord Aniolist *The Crazed Butt Stabber

    • @robertevans1854
      @robertevans1854 7 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @imjustalex1623
      @imjustalex1623 7 лет назад +4

      Lord Aniolist ING YAAAAS I SHIP IT

    • @blackrocket4382
      @blackrocket4382 7 лет назад +4

      Lord Aniolist the butt staber... Haven't heard that in a while

  • @briskreveals3892
    @briskreveals3892 7 лет назад +94

    I like how we all get the beautiful red death screen when updating. That's why I switched to sprint

  • @eli24689
    @eli24689 6 лет назад +173

    "This button is so loose" when he dies cause of winning the button game "man I don't know what's wrong this button so tight"😂😂

    • @theassasin7309
      @theassasin7309 5 лет назад +1

      That's what he said

    • @chessinator3000
      @chessinator3000 5 лет назад

      Lucy's a sore loser..Like srsly killing someone over buttons? Ugh

  • @Sofia_and_dan_y
    @Sofia_and_dan_y 5 лет назад +83

    "Chat with stangers"
    "Talk with unknown people"
    *"Converse with no-no people"*

  • @aeb4865
    @aeb4865 7 лет назад +144

    According to the game's name don't talk with the whole internet

    • @TrickWiz
      @TrickWiz 7 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @heyyou_3493
      @heyyou_3493 7 лет назад +1

      Hello, stranger!

    • @cooper6323
      @cooper6323 7 лет назад +3

      remember the shawn wasabi song
      TALKIN TO STRANGERS ON---
      WAS THE BEST DESICION IVE EVER MADE
      REALITY IS LEMONS
      AND THE INTERNETS MY LEMONADE

    • @rob98000
      @rob98000 7 лет назад +2

      They're only strangers until you get to know them, then they're friends

    • @aeb4865
      @aeb4865 7 лет назад +1

      Donut talk to me strangers. I won't eat your baits

  • @dogemcdogeface7901
    @dogemcdogeface7901 7 лет назад +84

    "Don't chat with strangers"
    Starts the video by chatting with a stranger

  • @aryantiwari9551
    @aryantiwari9551 7 лет назад +171

    Pregarnart!

  • @baby2d784
    @baby2d784 5 лет назад +67

    Mark: *clicks something*
    Bomb: I EXPLODED!

  • @phantomdaedra950
    @phantomdaedra950 7 лет назад +564

    only click on the markiplier with the verifyed blue checkmark not anyone with official or givaway after markiplier they are bots

    • @thisisanamazingname3509
      @thisisanamazingname3509 7 лет назад +4

      Max the Gamer *SamE*

    • @robby576
      @robby576 7 лет назад +3

      You're a bot

    • @Lolzakiyah
      @Lolzakiyah 7 лет назад +3

      Traphat No that's not true I know a lot of RUclipsr who do

    • @aeb4865
      @aeb4865 7 лет назад +6

      Also don't reply. Just report em and keep on strollin

    • @phantomdaedra950
      @phantomdaedra950 7 лет назад +1

      your right :)

  • @mr.unicum
    @mr.unicum 7 лет назад +106

    "My butts are so loose!"
    i would like to understand how that's possible :D

    • @JM-nl7bj
      @JM-nl7bj 7 лет назад +12

      MR. UNICUM Craig

    • @brianna1004
      @brianna1004 7 лет назад

      little did we know that markeplier has more than 1 butt.

    • @thewild888
      @thewild888 7 лет назад +1

      MR. UNICUM Well, we know he has 5 balls...

  • @da0701
    @da0701 7 лет назад +215

    4:29 don't u hate it when u just want to grab some McDonald's and u go to ur car and it drives into u gosh happens to me all the time so annoying

    • @thisisanamazingname3509
      @thisisanamazingname3509 7 лет назад +5

      NBA Soccerting Gosh same it happens to me every fucking teusday

    • @aeb4865
      @aeb4865 7 лет назад +2

      NBA Soccerting Omg yeah so annoying. I just carn't stand it when that happens

    • @Steampoodle
      @Steampoodle 7 лет назад +5

      NBA Soccerting and then you go to hell, and all they have is Walmart microwave burgers. Ugh.

    • @ariannauriejosephdunway5970
      @ariannauriejosephdunway5970 7 лет назад +2

      NBA Soccerting Ikr I can' never get food angymore😠😒😂😂

    • @ariannauriejosephdunway5970
      @ariannauriejosephdunway5970 7 лет назад +2

      Summer Reagan Ugh happens so often

  • @tristonburton8137
    @tristonburton8137 5 лет назад +496

    ᴵˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢˀ
    That made me laugh until I fell of my bed.

  • @hafstendo5619
    @hafstendo5619 7 лет назад +134

    Lucy: "Whats your favourite game"
    Mark: "Riveraid"
    Lucy kills mark because they don't share the same opinion

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 5 лет назад +82

    9:47 "Oh God dammit this is death!"
    *Ghost pulls out a knife* Looks like he was more correct then he expected.

  • @fritzpatot4698
    @fritzpatot4698 7 лет назад +2089

    It actually scared me XD

  • @EmeraldSogeking
    @EmeraldSogeking 5 лет назад +67

    This game is sort of like a concoction of all the pixelated horror games Mark has played throughout his career

    • @zombiefvckerr
      @zombiefvckerr 4 года назад

      Connection

    • @zynel413
      @zynel413 3 года назад +1

      @@zombiefvckerr by trying to be smart, you were actually wrong. Concotion is basically another word for mixture.

    • @jeffshittles3664
      @jeffshittles3664 3 года назад

      Nice pfp

  • @UwU-bk5yl
    @UwU-bk5yl 5 лет назад +46

    4:05 Well that blew my mind😂

  • @alexusa9153
    @alexusa9153 7 лет назад +275

    For some reason I died laughing when the guy was hit by the car😂😂😂

    • @lisapearce3194
      @lisapearce3194 7 лет назад +10

      Alexus A.You know,the guy who got hit by the car,kinda reminded me of GTA,because when you hit people in the game,they go flying. XD

    • @ariannauriejosephdunway5970
      @ariannauriejosephdunway5970 7 лет назад +1

      Alexus A Same😂😂😂

    • @ariannauriejosephdunway5970
      @ariannauriejosephdunway5970 7 лет назад

      Lisa Pearce Omg yes!!😂😂😂😂

    • @ribbitribbit5650
      @ribbitribbit5650 7 лет назад +16

      What a coincidence! He died too!
      ( ̄▽ ̄)

    • @rileymiles871
      @rileymiles871 7 лет назад +1

      Omg me too we can all be sick minded together!lol jk😂

  • @nitrolysis
    @nitrolysis 3 года назад +27

    This gives major HOUSE vibes

  • @star-qd9tj
    @star-qd9tj 7 лет назад +311

    Dumb ways to die : the sequel

  • @jamesc1991
    @jamesc1991 7 лет назад +811

    Anybody else notice the Illuminati sign inside of the car?

  • @butterybutter6609
    @butterybutter6609 7 лет назад +643

    omg did anyone elses home phone ring right when he dialed that other one the first time?
    did anyone else get forced to talk to their great grandma?
    did anyone else attempt shooting themselves in the head?
    just me?
    ok.

    • @mavehhh
      @mavehhh 7 лет назад +21

      Anime is Real? Wtf bro, u ok?

    • @fawkzy
      @fawkzy 7 лет назад +17

      Anime is Real? u alright, bro?

    • @PARKJIMIN-vu1if
      @PARKJIMIN-vu1if 7 лет назад +28

      Don't click read more
      Boi you a savage

    • @hi-br5tc
      @hi-br5tc 7 лет назад +4

      Little Beanie Girl I do it every time there is more to read

    • @janesselorenz7107
      @janesselorenz7107 7 лет назад

      uhhh.....

  • @yungyosef
    @yungyosef 3 года назад +38

    Watching this for a third time waiting for House Part 3 to drop.

    • @shamarcantrell
      @shamarcantrell 3 года назад +3

      same

    • @yungyosef
      @yungyosef 3 года назад +1

      @@shamarcantrell don’t worry brother. The dark ages shall pass. Eventually…

    • @hadesavery2479
      @hadesavery2479 3 года назад +1

      saaaame

    • @yungyosef
      @yungyosef 3 года назад

      @@hadesavery2479 don’t worry brother. The dark ages shall pass… eventually.

    • @somebody4877
      @somebody4877 3 года назад

      @@yungyosef wdym

  • @98ahni
    @98ahni 7 лет назад +169

    The exact same car as in the game is parked right in front of me! Should I be worried?

  • @powershock7142
    @powershock7142 6 лет назад +52

    "YOU AINT NEVER SEEN A BUTTON THIS BUTTONED!"

  • @rue5675
    @rue5675 7 лет назад +71

    i like when mark had taken a chance in the game to say Craig

    • @lulud1058
      @lulud1058 7 лет назад +4

      Potatoz N' Bleach DREEEEEEEAMMMMMM DADDY

    • @sofiaf5222
      @sofiaf5222 7 лет назад

      Potatoz N' Bleach 😂

  • @EventH0riz0n
    @EventH0riz0n 5 лет назад +27

    "im gonna be nice this time."
    *instantly lies to her*

  • @flamingwhy6451
    @flamingwhy6451 7 лет назад +103

    Didn't mark already play this? Or am I having a werid sense of Deja vu...

    • @sebastianvazquez2783
      @sebastianvazquez2783 7 лет назад +4

      It's Deja Vu.

    • @nubnubbynubs1287
      @nubnubbynubs1287 7 лет назад +2

      Flaming Why can't be Deja vu if it never happened before..... maybe it was a game like it?

    • @flamingwhy6451
      @flamingwhy6451 7 лет назад +4

      Nubby Nubs I vaguely remember mark had already played this...and no other youtuber I watch resembles mark so

    • @psychoticchill8546
      @psychoticchill8546 7 лет назад +4

      Nubby Nubs if you already saw it, then it could be considered deja vu I imagine.

    • @niteskye1031
      @niteskye1031 7 лет назад

      If it was Deja vu you would be drifting. That or you would have had to have made a sharp turn then flip.

  • @jayheretoslay
    @jayheretoslay 7 лет назад +322

    Am I the only one who loves it when Mark's voice gets really high?😂😂😂

    • @weepieishere8840
      @weepieishere8840 7 лет назад +1

      Megan Lee
      Meeeeee

    • @MP-to4pf
      @MP-to4pf 7 лет назад

      He is/was gay?

    • @anthonysmith8810
      @anthonysmith8810 7 лет назад

      Nope

    • @leeham5176
      @leeham5176 7 лет назад +3

      MaxiLP und mehr was gay? That don't make no sense!

    • @MP-to4pf
      @MP-to4pf 7 лет назад

      Nugget xD idk i commented that on something else but it came here...

  • @sayanmajumder5931
    @sayanmajumder5931 7 лет назад +414

    I can't be the only one who noticed the Illuminati symbol all over the game ...

  • @mint9901
    @mint9901 5 лет назад +54

    im Just gET In ThE GAmE WHaT ThE HeCK HappEnD ?

  • @questionabletaste5405
    @questionabletaste5405 3 года назад +3414

    who else came here after watching his newer series "House" because its very similar to this game?

    • @jaydenroberts6701
      @jaydenroberts6701 3 года назад +58

      i did lol

    • @alix6xgorg839
      @alix6xgorg839 3 года назад +18

      Lol.

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 3 года назад +93

      I saw the thumbnail for this and I thought it looked like House

    • @herepp
      @herepp 3 года назад +24

      no bc i saw this after watching his most recent power wash vid and i thought it looked similar to house and here i am, watching this-

    • @DandelionMonk
      @DandelionMonk 3 года назад +2

  • @luvazriel
    @luvazriel 7 лет назад +73

    *Don't Chat with Strangers*
    Me: "AKA Fudge the internet."

  • @shapeofunnenjoyer9690
    @shapeofunnenjoyer9690 7 лет назад +140

    I swear I've seen you play this before

  • @paradoxthekid4776
    @paradoxthekid4776 7 лет назад +19

    My favorite things about the horror games Mark play is the outro music

  • @justaspen1631
    @justaspen1631 5 лет назад +70

    friend: How's life going for you?
    me: 4:03

  • @nalsy5088
    @nalsy5088 7 лет назад +663

    Don't Chat With Strangers...
    Well I guess I better delete Mystic Messenger, then.

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 7 лет назад +26

      NEVER

    • @hallimyers2984
      @hallimyers2984 7 лет назад +15

      I COULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING

    • @Yoinkkerzz
      @Yoinkkerzz 7 лет назад +14

      *remembers the reset theory* nah I'm good 😂

    • @Val-gw1he
      @Val-gw1he 7 лет назад +9

      No ! Don't. Mystic Messenger is life

    • @ashtakamii
      @ashtakamii 7 лет назад +23

      One you Jumin you can't Jumout

  • @HudsonGTV
    @HudsonGTV 7 лет назад +24

    6:36 If you slow down the video and click play, the "dear" briefly turns into a person.

    • @erzascarlette8124
      @erzascarlette8124 6 лет назад +4

      HudsonGTV and if you keep it slowed down mark sound hilarious!
      But your right, it does becomes a person

    • @tuesdaychenoweth775
      @tuesdaychenoweth775 6 лет назад +1

      Whoa

    • @aardappeltje123
      @aardappeltje123 6 лет назад +1

      I think it was the girl

    • @thkprp001
      @thkprp001 6 лет назад +1

      Gee... I didnt know that

    • @lennybird
      @lennybird 6 лет назад +2

      It looked like a crying child from fnaf

  • @gladoslottie414
    @gladoslottie414 7 лет назад +38

    "Why did that splode?"
    Whaaa...?

  • @cubicfarzomm8870
    @cubicfarzomm8870 4 года назад +33

    6:16 Simps after they donate 1 million dollars, and the girls says "Thank you..." then the computer crashes.

  • @mystuff3990
    @mystuff3990 5 лет назад +174

    Pause then click 0:09
    *SHE LOOKS BOOTIFUL*
    Edit:Then unpause it with .25 speed

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 7 лет назад +271

    Don't chat with strangers? OK, mark!
    ....
    So how is everyone's day? Hello, people of the comments! My name is kat! Let's be frieeeendsss!!!!
    ....
    Well, I tried.

    • @ryangranger7334
      @ryangranger7334 7 лет назад +5

      Kat meow Hey, Kat!! I'm Ryan, its great to meet you!

    • @skylar2094
      @skylar2094 7 лет назад +4

      Kat meow you shouldn't talk to strangers now I know where you live and I can rob you now I'm sorry but I have a family to feed so

    • @SovietLegacy
      @SovietLegacy 7 лет назад +1

      Kat meow It's quite sad. I found a dead cat on the corner of a street, and I'm angry at myself that I couldn't help it.

    • @BoxofGlitter
      @BoxofGlitter 7 лет назад +1

      My day has been fine! I'm sorry you didn't get the pizza you wanted Claud :(

    • @edwardthatch7068
      @edwardthatch7068 7 лет назад +1

      Hai random internet person!

  • @ahmedrar_hra3027
    @ahmedrar_hra3027 7 лет назад +177

    4:02 wtf he called 911. 😂😂💔 am dead

  • @soxs9527
    @soxs9527 3 года назад +32

    Anyone else binging old markiplier horror games?

    • @geraldchiong2664
      @geraldchiong2664 3 года назад

      Yep and im still watchin it good old days when life was better

    • @QF_Dan72
      @QF_Dan72 2 года назад +1

      yeah

  • @satisfiedsoul1474
    @satisfiedsoul1474 7 лет назад +86

    Someone should animate this!

    • @robertevans1854
      @robertevans1854 7 лет назад +9

      yes but more importantly the one with "Slappy Feet"

    • @imjustalex1623
      @imjustalex1623 7 лет назад

      Satisfied Soul 147 ONG YAAAAS

    • @satisfiedsoul1474
      @satisfiedsoul1474 7 лет назад

      Swoldier Nation LixianTv should! His fnaf animations are hilarious! This needs something like that :D

  • @EchoTheWorld03
    @EchoTheWorld03 7 лет назад +62

    MARK LITTLE NIGHTMARES DLC IS OUT PLAY IT PLEASE!

  • @meraki931
    @meraki931 7 лет назад +239

    "dont chat with strangers"
    shit.

    • @antoniorondao6642
      @antoniorondao6642 7 лет назад +12

      jessie Galaci
      Lmao
      ah fuck...

    • @minekiller1326
      @minekiller1326 7 лет назад +2

      Damn.

    • @thisisanamazingname3509
      @thisisanamazingname3509 7 лет назад +3

      jessie Galaci Hahah that is like impossi-
      Fuck..Stranger danger!

    • @kyutora1024
      @kyutora1024 7 лет назад +9

      It really should be called "Talking to a girl": One wrong move and you're fucking dead!

    • @Birdmaster92
      @Birdmaster92 7 лет назад +4

      "Run, Hide, whatever you do,
      know now a stranger is coming for you!"

  • @Emanuele_Polisena
    @Emanuele_Polisena 3 года назад +18

    Here after watching "house".

  • @danfran5771
    @danfran5771 7 лет назад +126

    Woooowwwww How did I even get that scared.
    (Really. Its not sarcasm)

  • @jeffthekiller9853
    @jeffthekiller9853 6 лет назад +41

    Guys do not chat with strangers otherwise you are gonna end up dead like mark!
    ''Let's have a chat,shall we?!''lol

  • @Frungaloid
    @Frungaloid 7 лет назад +479

    Am I the only one watching this at night

    • @zeephy7195
      @zeephy7195 7 лет назад +4

      Benji and friends vlogs me too

    • @Frungaloid
      @Frungaloid 7 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @leeham5176
      @leeham5176 7 лет назад +2

      No

    • @melissanehc
      @melissanehc 7 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @TheHUEZOX
      @TheHUEZOX 7 лет назад +3

      does people really watch horror videos during the day?? my god, I hope not ¬¬

  • @frankhorrigan717
    @frankhorrigan717 3 года назад +8

    Mark: *Gets brutally murdered*
    Also Mark: “Ah, I’ve been goofed.”

  • @AarushPatil252
    @AarushPatil252 7 лет назад +79

    Markiplier = ButtonMaster360