THE CRAZIEST SWISS ARMY KNIFE
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT - amzn.to/292Fack
My childhood dream has come true... This might be the ultimate Swiss Army knife!
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I tried to file my nails, But in the process i accidently fixed a small engine which was nearby. Which was nice
I fixed my chainsaw with a swiss army knife
I hate when I'm just trying to file my nails and I accidentally build a car instead
I fixed my life with one
🤣
lol
Just throwing that thing at someone when all blades are open is better than a grenade
....XD
Son Kun but the grenade would explode and the knife wouldn't and are you really that accurate
You took his comment to seriously :S
this you can throw again............ and again.............. and again
Son Kun or of you armed it to explode it would just be knives flying everywhere
WOOOOOOOSH
And apple can't even fit one headphoneJACK
Hahahahaha Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
You can't put a single mp3 on your phone's memory card without downloading a bunch of apps. Remember when people had real songs as ringtones?
OH YEAH YEAH
Luka Patrun stfu
I don't call that a pocket knife. It's more like a back pack knife
No it fits in any regular pocket just fine. About the same as my big gerber multitool.
2ndchanceinlife that’s what she said
i call it a swiss handy combo tool cause lets be real that makes a huge bulge in ur pocket and looks weird to wear
In Switzerland they don't call it pocket knife because they don't use the word pocket. Here it is a "Sack Messer" (Sack knife). And there is for sure enough space in a sack for a knife like that one 😂😂😂
i brung a smaller, 7-9 layer (dont know) to school and ppl started calling me the quiet kid
Knife fight time :
Opponent : let's go
Swiss knife guy: yeah let me find the notch for knife
For some reason I feel like one day Jack is going to murder Lew in order to take his place and finally get the credit he deserves.
xD
ha ha😂😂😂😂
L
he like never says anything. never gets seen
+Soltero Le Savage wrong he was in one vid
how to become inspector gadget:
1. tape that thing to your arm.
cangratulations. you are now inspector gadget!
congratulations*
Lol
lol
TANK YOU my dreams have been fulfilled.!
i read armas dong. . .
This Swiss Army Knife is the "jack" of all trades :D
Nice one mate
and the master of none :P jk
"Jack of all trades, master of none,
though oftentimes better than master of one"
Actually it's a fine piece of craftsmanship and very durable. It's pretty damn good and useful.
ba dum tsss
Victorinox Headquarters just a few minutes away from where I live 👌🏽
Swiss army knife 🇨🇭
I love Swiss chocolate, Swiss Army knives, and everything about Switzerland. This is coming from an American
Cool knives but the steel is fucking butter
But can it run Crysis?
lmao
i see you know the old arts too
*yes*
underrated
😂😂🤣
"Pharmaceutical Spatula"
You know, in case you're in the forest and need a quick dab of wax for the night"
Huh
Lmao. I use the superb scissors for "grinding" up some primo skicky skunk. You know the type that glues your fingers together and the trichomes go everywhere like glitter? Dude it works like a dream. If you're a mechanical/hardware and/or outdoorsy person, you must have a victorinox. These things are perfect
13Gangland vintage cocaine spatula
The type of Knife that Deadpool or Joker would whip out and threaten people with 😂
lol ikr
Or jack
Or you
+James Braselton switz?
The knife is $380 you're welcome.
hahaha amazon is funny you save 0.02 lmao
Crazynerdguy exactly lol
so it's as much as the RX 480 in Europe right now
+Crazynerdguy ikr
+Q.K. Lawson Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao
I still have`my SAK from 35 years ago. Went through the LM surge (locked up) and wave (creaking and crackling everywhere with side torque) within 3 years of regular use. It was great going back to the red beauty. Really nothing like A victorinox! I’m picking this baby up. How can anyone not. Thanks for the review. 👍
But can it hurl a boulder further than thelegend27
Dank Memes probably not
Dafugaming ohhhh ;(
Spencer Clifford no the real question is will it blend
The barometer is to tell you how high you must have been to buy an unpocketable pocket knife.
but it is pocketable... Unless like yourself, you're wearing skinny jeans.
+Noah Willson 😂
Barometers dont measure hight . Altimeters do . I think you should get one and check how high you were
barometer is for air pressure pretty sure
FastEasyLifeTips Wanted to let you know, you are high. Get your facts straight.
Lew as a kid:
Mom: what do want for your birthday?
Lew: Swiss Army Knife
Mom: ???
Dad:But don't you have one already?
Lew:NO DAD! IT DOESN'T HAVE A THERMOMETER, MICROSCOPE, PIZZA CUTTER, MICROWAVE AND IT DOESN'T TURN INTO A TRICYCLE!!
lmao too true
I came from switzerland and i dont no wahr you mean with ä swss "army" knife? Are you stupied?
The term "Swiss Army knife" was coined by American soldiers after World War II due to the difficulty they had in pronouncing "Offiziersmesser", the German name.
Schutzstaffel
Needs to have a fire starter like a flint or something
magnifying glass can be used for fire starting.
+Austin James Too long. Might not be day out too.
It has a magnifying glass.
AttackOnGamer it should have a ferro rod
Well use the saw to cut a branch...rub two sticks together...voila!
Makes me want to be stranded on an island Cast Away style but with a couple of friends.
This device is the shit. Literally everything you could ask for in an emergency survival situation. It might not have food and water in it but it's got the essentials to assist you in at least building things to help collect the food and water.
If Tom Hanks had one of these, the movie would have been half as long and no where near as sad.
"That's not a knife!"
*Pulls out knife as think as a printer.
"This is a knife!" *While aggresivly unfolding the knife.
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Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT - amzn.to/292Fack
lol 😂
hello
Before I watch it I am guessing is the one with the 1tb flash drive
where is jack ??
nvm was wrong
Switzerland for the win ;D
greetings from Switzerland :)
going there for a wedding in a weeks time
Cool, where exactly?
xhaka
Swiss army knife, velcro, america thanks you
im from Switzerland too^^
Try bringing that through the TSA
hahaha .....just plug it it wont hurt I promiss
in europe you should have 0 problemes because the nife is too short
+Levi Ackerman you can kill someone with a spoon i think those rules are pretty shity
yeah can't you punch a pilot to death?
jajaja me to I thoght of that jajajaja
Why do I feel like I need one of these in my life now? 🤔
I need that, even though I know I will never use it. Only stare at it and show people
😂🤣😂🤣
A nail clipper is missing...
EXACTLY! But I guess you could still use the scissors.
or you could use the knife
There's a file
Or the magnifying glass if the sun is out.
+GreenJelloHell that's a bit sketchy
ITS 25 CELSIUS DEGREES INSIDE AND YOU ARE WEARING A SWEATSHIRT? :D
(No offense)
+Samuseb probably Fahrenheit.
+Angus Scott 25 degrees Fahrenheit is below freezing
+v5a well that's stupid.
+Angus Scott it probably just wasn't set up or calibrated or something
No RX 480 unboxing everyone is posting videos man
lol so true
He has shifted from tech to consumer electronics
monkey1346ful i noticed that but i thought hed go back to his roots
i dont think he unboxes gpu's :/
+Bleach if he went back to his roots it would still be consumer electronics (at least from the beginning)
I’m a Boy Scout and I just got my Eagle, one of those would be amazing!!
I just love how this guy gets even more excited every single time he pops out a tool.
I heard he droppped a load in his pants when he pulled out the corkscrew.
Where's the girlfriend attachment?
Hey
Ik that's all I want
That would just ruin it lol
"The big cheese, in *swiss* army knifes." Why didn't he use the chance to make a pun? ;-;
www.victorinox.com/ch/en/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Large-Pocket-Knives/Swiss-Cheese-Knife/p/0.8833.W
swiss dreams are made of cheese
Karuiko there is a cheese knife from victorinox
Jakub 1910 alias Krasty01 i did link to it
knives
You missed the small pin under the cork screw
3:30 ??? He didnt miss that
@@kira-exe3817 No I wasn't talking about the pen, there's a small PIN under the corkscrew. It slides out from the outer shell. The swiss champ has them aswell, been collecting these for years
“You could cut some twigs with that”
Me: watches this video while cutting through logs for fire
nice! how long is your saw?
but why
If anyone is interested in getting a Victorinox SAK that isn't as crazy as this one, I recommend these:
-Huntsman: Great outdoors SAK
-Super Tinker: Great city SAK
-Manager: Great small SAK
-Classic/Classic SD: Great small and simple SAK
-MiniChamp: Basically a toolbox that's shorter than your fingers!
well im getting the swisschamp xavt, even though i already have something similar to the wenger duck and wenger classic 30
and its from the 80's
They should add a bleach cap opener on there if you ever need to drink something
Nice
ooh
+Alejandro Shein Drink him
OH SHIT CLOROX BLEACH BACK AT IT AGAIN with the MEMES AAAAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thats fucking HILARIOUS MAN, BOY am i never tired to see you! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why do I see u all the time
That moment when the ad is lit that you forget you were watching this video 😂
Anyone else?
+Marcos Amparo yes yes do you maby know that commercial about humans with robotic lims, and then humans and cyborgs go to war with each other?? please I dont know how it is called
+Marcos Amparo I did one time
I have no idea
+Marcos Amparo what was ur ad please??
Am I the only one who checks the link/price before I see the video !!1 ... hey I gotta prepare myself to like or not like the item !
I just checked haha
Wer isch au schwiizer?😍🇨🇭
I personally find the saw, scissors, knife (of course), pen, tweezers and toothpicks most useful. A lot of the other stuff you can do it without tools like slam a bottle of wine into the wall with a shoe underneath it to get the cork out.
imagine your self opening every tool in it to find the one that you need
you wont get the ladies like that jack
sorry for my bad english
+DEaD[-_×]RiSE your English is pretty good bro
looooll xD
So...if the Swiss Army goes to invade France or Germany, does the first wave use toothpicks or nail clippers?
No, they have another knife, it has one hand opening, liner lock mechanisms and a bigger serrated blade
why would a neutral country invade another ? kinda defeats the purpose
+Grumpy Stormtrooper I'm from czech republic :D
creeper zone cz lol you guys had a bad time during ww2
+Grumpy Stormtrooper lol ikr
To my Swiss friends: Schwiizer Sackmesser - s'beschte wo's je hets gits. ;-D
Are we the only swiss here? Abr isch scho grad chli di übertriebe gross version ^^
Zgross gits nie... nur zeng XD
bin au no da
Ķ.
Im swiss but I dont speak Schweizer deutch
MacGyver holidaying on cruise ship: 'Ships anchor breaks loose' Ties this to rope and trows it overboard!
Never watched this channel before but I instantly came at the sight of that knife. Will be watching more
"Pharmaceutical spatula." Lmao, you mean coke spoon.
Was literally thinking the exact same thing 😂
The last four letters on his shortened amazon link was my reaction when I saw the price :D
Lmao
Still waiting for a swiss army bong
still waiting for a swiss pull out condom
Or at least a bong buddy thing with a little bowl poker and some cig holders that would be siiiik
dumb
JellyZ XD
JellyZ A knife, lighter, bong, and hypodermic syringe all in one package.
He's so cute lmao. He's like a lil' kid opening Christmas presents.
ever tried SWISS CHOCOLATE? It's even more amazing :-)
All for the low price of $400...
But does it have a headphone jack???😅
I wasn't sold until the pharmaceutical spatula, I'm tired of carrying one around every day.
One thing missing for a complete Swiss knife: a tiny gun , enough powerful to defend yourself
macgyver would need that
He can make one of these with a bubblegum and a paper clip
Has Jack ever been seen/heard? Is Jack the name of the camera or maybe a state of mind? The world may never know. . .
I think his voice was heard once
firenight485 which video ? lol
I'm pretty sure he was in a Casey Neistat vlog
The World may never know
+XDGFX please tell me your kidding mate... Jack works with Casey and is apart of beme. Jeez learn to use common sense
$380!?
I was expecting to see something like $40!
You have my condolences for buying that.
It has 81 functions....
***** Well, I bought one of equal quality for $9, and it has 40 functions.
There is something very wrong with the dollar per function ratio here.
i am sure, that the 9$ one has lower quality... much lower quality.
You can not compare swiss quality... Its the best in the world :D
It's made in Switzerland, that's why the price is high.
Friend: "Mate, do you have a small pocket knife to cut this box open......"
Oh man I need that I have carried Swiss Champ for many years but that has it all
Price?
I think the MSRP is like five hundred bucks
@Abdullah Mohamed actually 430$
Braden Goertzen no you can find some for 380 mate
Probably a ton. I've seen relatively average ones for like 190
But can it bring HARAMBE back to life?
In the hands of MacGyver... maybe.
Who the fuck cares about harambe
I seriously want to see a video of someone actually using each tool for their intended purpose. I have a four-layer Victorinox that I can wrap my hand around perfectly. My fingertips just make to back to my palm. All of the tools function excellently, but I imagine the sheer width of this model makes it hard (or impossible) to use some tools correctly.
25°C (77°F) and this dude wearing a sweater indoors
everyone gangsta till a phone flips out of it
Craziest would be the one by Wenger. Picture that one above... but three times as long! Literally showcasing every tool Wenger ever had. Price? You're knocking on the door of $1,000. Likely more since Wenger made limited quantities of it. It wasn't even originally supposed to be sold to the public. It was originally made to simply showcase every tool Wenger had available. Now that Wenger is gone, oh yeah... far more than $1,000 for this collector's item.
That Wenger one is bigger than that. It's like almost foot wide lmao tho this XAVT is actually usable and a nice geeky edc.
438 dollars I better be able to cut down a tree itself
I really enjoy my basic victorinox(*spartan black*) every day.
And its only 20$, soo cheap that at first I though it was copy :O
Swisschamp for the win, but don't mind a small tinker or an explorer.
+Tony Farrington Yeah I saw minichamp, its really cute, but I dont really like tool set it have...
+Tony Farrington had the explorer for four years. Must say it's a great product
I am using my Camper for more than 10 years and it's still in a great shape.
how is 20 cheap its a fucking rip ooff
So this was the pen John Wick used to kill a man with. Well, I guess he used more than a pen.
What would be cool if you could change the parts in your Swiss Army knife, (make it smaller and bigger) through magnets. That would be cool as you choose what you want and don't carry excess parts
A modular design would be great, that magnet thing is stupid, but a fixed width ome would be great. Offer a few different width bodies so people can choose, than allow the slots to be swapped. Get every tool piece and customize it for what your planning to do with it anytime.
Do any of you know the background music to this video?
Darude sandstorm
darude-dankstorm
Sanic racing allstars.
overused-memestorm
My internet explorer senses are tingling!
Wanted that one for ages. Ive got the champ though and i can't really save up £320 for this masterpiece of functions
I found one for $125
Well that's a Swiss army knife that hopefully has a screwdriver.
The bottle cap lifter has a screw driver in it
@Jay Barles I know, it's just a joke about the verge's PC build
Actually, if you search on amazon for the most expensive Swiss Army knife, you find one way bigger than this one for $10,000.
I was a boy scout when I was a kid, so its brings back memories when I see one of those. The thing I've never liked about swiss army knife was that the blades didnt lock. And that made them so dangerous, because they could close on your fingers.
Pretty much any knife that you can open and close is able to suddently close on your finger, and even if it did the force the swiss army knifes close at isn't strong enough to hurt you, maybe you'd get a minor cut...
@@Grandpa... Are you serious?
You never used a knife that has a locking mechanism when you pull out the blade?
And your argument is that the possibility that this mechanism might fail (and it shouldn't if your knife is not shitty) is the same as having a knife with absolutely no locking mechanism, such as a swiss knife...
Man... with your logic it makes no sense to have air bags in our cars, because having no air bags is the same as the possibility the air bags malfunction and they don't work when you need them...
@@gatovillano7009 ok he died from your comment
Who else is from Switzerland?
Im not
I m from India
Does victorinox still produce there? I want one. Just to say I have one. That is not bad. Just not socialist. And they would defiantly ban this. Right after your right to think. Or speak. Or live.
Me
Swiss people are.
Macgyver could make a space shuttle with this
There actually is a Space Shuttle version...I've got one!
I think this is the version he was given by Oversight....
Who else watched it while staring at there Swiss Army knife comparing the size
HD YT welp, I'm looking at mine that my Swiss aunt got me. Now I wait for my Belgian relatives to send me waffles.
This is more for collectors than an actual survival tool, though it would be nice to have if you are lost in the wilderness or dropped on a primitive island.
magnifying glass is use to lit dried leaves and start forest fire
Yeah i know its cool becaus i leac in swizerland
Leav*
live*
The male fantasy!
corn Dude I’m a girl and would LOVE this thing
“Pharmaceutical spatula”
*coke spoon*
25°C , and Lewis is wearing a long sleeves :D
i got my first swiss army knife with 5, but only if i can proof i can handle with care and respect (first AR with 10), it is how we learn respect why switzerland is one of the safest countries in the world...
not worth 400 fuckin dollars.......
Yeah, like let's be honest here. How seriously even needs all of those?
I am glad you used the word "like" in that sentence. It wouldn't have made sense without it!
The Beast don't be a dumbass la teacher
I think the point of this one is to be a collectors item ... there are better swiss army knifes out there: mine is full steel with only a knife, can opener/beltcutter, bottle opener/screwdriver, saw, and punch...with the full steel casing it can function as a hammer too.
Do you seriously think they made this for people to carry around?
It's for collectors and such.
This video is what happens when the child inside of us pops up when we see a new gadget and also if someone pulls out a normal Swiss army knife just pull that one out and your fine.
The actual biggest one is I forget either 6in or a foot long, it's a real monster.
You could rig this so that when you toss it into a room and somebody picks it up all of the knives open and tear their hand to shreds
i got one and i love it the magnifying glass works to start fires retails for 500$
You should make a playlist of all the knifes you have gotten.
Stranded Somewhere.
Top 3 Items:
- That Swiss Army Knife.
- Hand Gun
- Flare Gun / Or Maybe a Sleeping Bag
Why handgun? A rifle is way more practical
It's harder to shoot yourself with a rifle...u gotta think long term 🤣
You should do a unboxing of the new biolite stove.. the fire charges the biolite as you cook and then you can charge your phone or other electronics with it..
that is a weapon of mass destruction, imagine if someone threw that at you while its all open lol
More practical than the one with 100 tools on it
This was batman’s whole utility belt
Way to undersell that fantastic tool. You missed the fish scaler and hook remover, wire strippers, crimpers, and cutters, probably a couple of slotted items, there was probably an eyeglasses screwdriver in the corkscrew, and who knows what else.
Unbox Therapy the living sponsor man
I just looked at the price
HOLY CRAP
Spartan Damascus is 1k dollars lmao
i'm from switzerland an saw never bevor this version of swiss army nife
an addendum...the '1.25inch' straight-pin' was missed! It's the tiny metal protrusion inset into the cover where the swivel-join is for the corkscrew! HA!