Best Percy Jackson jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @sunnyiesideup7115
    @sunnyiesideup7115 8 лет назад +317

    Annabeth: well, you literally kissed a frog
    Hazel: and you kissed Percy
    Percy:

  • @PANEY69563
    @PANEY69563 9 лет назад +285

    My favorite part is when leo says " no stupid im a leo, your a percy."

    • @bishreksual6312
      @bishreksual6312 8 лет назад +4

      +Blazing Blaziken wait....leo's (the zodiac)best compat is sagittarius....im sagittarius.....OMMFFFGFGGG

    • @sama.8509
      @sama.8509 7 лет назад

      Boxxo Are you Calypso???😮

    • @neogotmywig5770
      @neogotmywig5770 7 лет назад +5

      jason survived his birthday without a concussion... who threw the brick????

    • @megespinosa1776
      @megespinosa1776 4 года назад +1

      Yeah haha at 5:13

    • @random6077
      @random6077 4 года назад

      Best part of the book

  • @wierdestworldest6079
    @wierdestworldest6079 8 лет назад +470

    only true percy fans will understand this dam joke.

    • @mckenna_carlin9559
      @mckenna_carlin9559 7 лет назад +8

      OMG! You, me, Isabelle cheeseburger after this video is over

    • @sama.8509
      @sama.8509 7 лет назад +13

      Wierdest Worldest Don't you love the dam jokes in this video?

    • @mayaa5016
      @mayaa5016 7 лет назад +17

      I want to go to a dam snackbar.

    • @shadeslayerproductions7289
      @shadeslayerproductions7289 7 лет назад +13

      Wierdest Worldest i want a dam tshirt

    • @Subspace_Suitcase
      @Subspace_Suitcase 7 лет назад +10

      OMGs I'm laughing my dam head off..

  • @lydiasnowfire762
    @lydiasnowfire762 7 лет назад +138

    0.17 lemmie save your time, it says "percy jackson will never die" -fandom freaks out-

  • @TeamMojamRo
    @TeamMojamRo 7 лет назад +191

    7 dislikes.
    7 Demigods of the Prophecy.

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 7 лет назад +92

    This is hel-a funny
    *Magnus Chase fans giggling in the distance*

  • @hotmothsummer
    @hotmothsummer 8 лет назад +129

    THEY SEE ME ROMAN, THEY HATIN I'm pretty sure I died right there

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 8 лет назад +7

      Did you make Eliseum

    • @hotmothsummer
      @hotmothsummer 8 лет назад +2

      +Tess Wosczyna | Lol, I found fanfiction, I'm pretty sure that's Elysium XD

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 8 лет назад +1

      +Majia DragonWings that's good 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • @allyssavandi3173
    @allyssavandi3173 9 лет назад +342

    Wow, no dam jokes?

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid 8 лет назад +5

      THE COW SAYS MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid 8 лет назад +4

      THE COW SAYS MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid 8 лет назад +3

      Wait why is the cow thing on there twice for me

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid 8 лет назад +5

      Oh and one thing said at the bottom how dam

    • @bishreksual6312
      @bishreksual6312 8 лет назад +1

      +allyssa vandi ;D

  • @flawlesskevinfangirl3505
    @flawlesskevinfangirl3505 6 лет назад +29

    If Percy and annabeth had twins: Percy: let's name her- annabeth : we are not naming her fishella !!!! We already agreed you name the boy I name the girl Percy : fine: his name is ocean. Annabeth: of course now I have two sea weed brains . Her name is maven it mean "wise"
    * later in life *.
    Maven * becomes a swimmer *. Ocean * becomes a professor *

  • @mystictiger5381
    @mystictiger5381 8 лет назад +252

    The two dislikes are Gaea and Octavian.

    • @Skelly57
      @Skelly57 8 лет назад +7

      The 3rd one was Kronos

    • @psioniccastor4499
      @psioniccastor4499 8 лет назад +7

      +Epickitty102 The 4th one must be Nyx or Tartarus

    • @mystictiger5381
      @mystictiger5381 8 лет назад

      Haha

    • @sassyperson5925
      @sassyperson5925 8 лет назад +12

      1. Gaea
      2. Octavian
      3. Nyx
      4. Tartarus
      5. Khione
      6. Gabe Ugliano

    • @sassyperson5925
      @sassyperson5925 8 лет назад +4

      Nawal Awl Yep! Or Kronos, I realize that my list excludes him...

  • @TheAviator173
    @TheAviator173 8 лет назад +144

    Me: *looks up from book* Shut up I'm smarter than all of you Annabeth: *high fives*

  • @yayafrancois9879
    @yayafrancois9879 8 лет назад +49

    At 2:04, Nico's response: "WHAT THE HADES?! GO TO HADES POSEIDON AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

    • @yayafrancois9879
      @yayafrancois9879 8 лет назад +1

      2:16= U FORGOT NICO!!!!!!!!!

    • @Subspace_Suitcase
      @Subspace_Suitcase 7 лет назад

      I did do something like that.... still don't regret it..

    • @ArtisticAlly123
      @ArtisticAlly123 4 года назад

      YaYa Francois he isn’t apart of the 7 demigods??

    • @m1ckm0rt1f13d_XxX
      @m1ckm0rt1f13d_XxX 3 года назад

      yea nicos response would be: well- and then percy would scream from the big house “NO DAD IM NOT HIS TYPE!”

  • @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su
    @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su 8 лет назад +42

    Poor Nico, he will never be left alone. I FEEL YOUR PAIN

  • @RionaHenry
    @RionaHenry 8 лет назад +35

    At 2:28, and when you realize that only Earth isn't named after a roman deity.

    • @ofederico2163
      @ofederico2163 8 лет назад +4

      Gaea in a translation means earth or dirt I think

    • @justanautomaton
      @justanautomaton 6 лет назад +3

      No gaia's roman name is terra

    • @ar5640
      @ar5640 6 лет назад +3

      O F Gaea is the Greek personification of the Earth.

    • @shanadaddah1998
      @shanadaddah1998 5 лет назад +2

      The earth is Greek not Roman!

    • @asdfghjklqwerty2662
      @asdfghjklqwerty2662 5 лет назад +2

      gaea's roman form is terra , terra is in another language that means earth or land

  • @krvted8960
    @krvted8960 5 лет назад +10

    *thalia electrified percy*
    I didn’t mean to
    *percy splashes a lake on Thalia *
    I didn’t mean to either.

  • @violetavlachkova6463
    @violetavlachkova6463 6 лет назад +7

    Girls in my class: Percy Jackson book is boring.
    Me: WTH?!!

    • @lillieeiken2771
      @lillieeiken2771 4 года назад

      Violeta Vlachkova One of my friends thinks that

    • @obsxss_ve
      @obsxss_ve 4 года назад

      You want me to come kill them?

  • @ifangirleverything8743
    @ifangirleverything8743 8 лет назад +103

    i did the thing on 0:15
    IM SCARED NOW
    NOT REALLY

    • @cassiah.1242
      @cassiah.1242 8 лет назад +7

      +22Maeve Kennedy *Percy Jackson will never die*

    • @astridelsa7639
      @astridelsa7639 8 лет назад

      +Sakura-chan The Fangirl that was so awesome

    • @sevenlol3077
      @sevenlol3077 7 лет назад +1

      I Fangirl Everything what did it say

    • @neogotmywig5770
      @neogotmywig5770 7 лет назад +4

      it said"percy jackson will never die"

    • @xadiepascual133
      @xadiepascual133 7 лет назад +1

      mine said "Percy Jackson will ever die"

  • @riverli746
    @riverli746 7 лет назад +30

    I LUV THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jaxie2427
    @jaxie2427 5 лет назад +6

    I did the second one in Google translate, "Will Percy Jackson ever die" and when I switched it it said, "Percy Jackson will never die"
    I have never been more satisfied

  • @sabinak2033
    @sabinak2033 8 лет назад +166

    Does anyone else here say oh my gods instead of oh my God?

    • @michaelhoward1535
      @michaelhoward1535 8 лет назад +7

      +Moonbeam Lightheart me!! i also say what the Hades!

    • @sabinak2033
      @sabinak2033 8 лет назад +9

      Ikr?!?! Its become almost instinct

    • @caitlyncarpenter5737
      @caitlyncarpenter5737 8 лет назад +8

      I say it all the time

    • @thxmxs7200
      @thxmxs7200 8 лет назад +5

      The reason is they have to say gods because if you say God and you are a Percy Jackson book you ded not big surprise tl;dr it means that they respect all the gods not just 1 in particular

    • @caitlyncarpenter5737
      @caitlyncarpenter5737 8 лет назад +3

      +Levi Ackerman (Levi'sChillPlace) but they also say holy hades and holy her a and that's signaling out a single god

  • @onyx7332
    @onyx7332 5 лет назад +7

    1:32 you’re all...
    *dead...*
    to Nico...

  • @karyssariley5001
    @karyssariley5001 7 лет назад +19

    1:11 The PUNZ

  • @ratticustheemperor
    @ratticustheemperor 5 лет назад +6

    0:15
    *Percy Jackson will never die*
    Dam right!!

  • @rachieebeee
    @rachieebeee 7 лет назад +6

    Anabeth: You literally kissed a frog
    Hazel: and you kissed Percy

  • @skylermcneely5625
    @skylermcneely5625 7 лет назад +13

    Ok, am I the only one who kept unintentionally imagining Coach Hedge as Phil from Hercules? Like I didn't mean to, but it kept happening.

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 6 лет назад +6

    The cliffhahger was quite literally...a cliffhanger xd

  • @macymay-byrd9517
    @macymay-byrd9517 7 лет назад +11

    2:00 is awesome! It has something with Thalia as well. I also love that song!

  • @peacemaker9115
    @peacemaker9115 7 лет назад +8

    Those were some DAM good jokes ;)

  • @whispererickson2720
    @whispererickson2720 8 лет назад +22

    I can relate to a lot of this but i needed to comment on the picture of 3:30 and I totally have been there

    • @sama.8509
      @sama.8509 7 лет назад +1

      Whisper Erickson That was a painful time for our beloved fandom

    • @annabethchase7893
      @annabethchase7893 6 лет назад +1

      It was really hard...

  • @starlightarises7140
    @starlightarises7140 7 лет назад +16

    5:10 is hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @harryjamespotterforever9020
    @harryjamespotterforever9020 9 лет назад +45

    If you do the translation thing it's says Percy Jackson will never die

    • @isabellebissonrouthier
      @isabellebissonrouthier 9 лет назад +3

      +Harry James Potter forever ❤ I KNOW RIGHTSO MUCH HAPPY

    • @justanautomaton
      @justanautomaton 6 лет назад

      Wait, that is what it was supposed to say? I got percy jackson is dying. 😢

  • @darlanicole9472
    @darlanicole9472 8 лет назад +25

    That one person who disliked this is Gaea

    • @itsthedetective
      @itsthedetective 8 лет назад +3

      The other is Octavian

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 8 лет назад +3

      The third is Kronos...

    • @mjc7190
      @mjc7190 6 лет назад

      Now it's the Seven, Gaia, Octavian, Kronos, and the dam mortals(not really)

    • @trainosaurousrex4472
      @trainosaurousrex4472 6 лет назад

      Luke

    • @asdfghjklqwerty2662
      @asdfghjklqwerty2662 5 лет назад

      now its the seven, gaea, octavian, ares, kronos, athena, tammi, kelli, and some Titans

  • @wormpng
    @wormpng 7 лет назад +4

    5:17
    Me: *sees Beckendorf*
    Me:
    Me:
    M e: NO, I'M NOT CRYING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

  • @lorisaltenberger4238
    @lorisaltenberger4238 7 лет назад +26

    1:37 dead

  • @Hazyla
    @Hazyla 4 года назад +3

    Whenever I find spoilers in these I try to convince myself it’s some weird head canon or a mistake. Like how we all call the movies the Peter Johnson movies.

  • @vm6615
    @vm6615 7 лет назад +4

    I think when the seven got angry they would talk under their breath in the language they knew. (piper in French, frank in Chinese, Percy in fish) and Nico would be like "ti amo Percy" and Percy would say "what does that mean?" and Nico would tell him it means I hate you

    • @moonstrider5585
      @moonstrider5585 6 лет назад

      Me, Leo, and other Mexicans in the Pjo fandom are literally screaming below decks on the Argo II right now like “AHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT!!!!”
      (Sorry, I know, a year late...but I had to ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ)

  • @alexoffline6577
    @alexoffline6577 7 лет назад +4

    0:15
    OMG IT SAYS "Percy Jackson will never die"

  • @rheyawilk7905
    @rheyawilk7905 8 лет назад +6

    whenever I see or hear the name Beckendorf I cry

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 8 лет назад

      I know. So much trauma rereading the battle of labyrinth, and the first chapter of the last Olympian...

  • @hey8133
    @hey8133 5 лет назад +6

    5:25
    why
    is
    this
    titled
    jokes
    my
    heart
    hurts

  • @mackenziechan3723
    @mackenziechan3723 4 года назад +3

    4:21 I did that for two months after finishing the series. I stopped after my teacher threatened to call my parents for making other students uncomfortable. I had to practice not referring to people as mortal in the mirror that night

  • @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su
    @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su 8 лет назад +4

    XD I did the Will Percy Jackson ever die? thing. But it's just so true.

  • @caelanwagner4380
    @caelanwagner4380 7 лет назад +5

    First Joke Percy Jackson will never die!!!!!!!PJO fans:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sarai5983
    @sarai5983 4 года назад +1

    “And you kissed Percy” OMG I am dead 💀😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣

  • @vern1408
    @vern1408 9 лет назад +6

    THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I love it. Good job.

  • @Sup_sneks
    @Sup_sneks 4 года назад

    It makes me really happy to know that everyone in my school was a fan of Percy Jackson and still is all these years later

  • @Tonythetinyscot
    @Tonythetinyscot 6 лет назад +4

    I love it how the recommended ages for percy Jackson is 7 to 12...
    Im 14.

  • @mint8915
    @mint8915 7 лет назад +3

    2:23 I noticed that!! I wonder if it is a coincidence 🤔

  • @voldypoldy2620
    @voldypoldy2620 6 лет назад +8

    why is every second meme got a picture of Harry Potter stuff? I mean the Harry potter series is my second favourite after Percy Jackson,but this is going too far... I guess Ill have to summon Kronos and Voldemort too battle,one v one. * GO KRONOS,OH WAIT
    IM SUPPOSED TO HATE HIM, MEH,KRNOS!!!!!!!!! *

  • @raseenabasheer3947
    @raseenabasheer3947 3 года назад +1

    Even after years still shining

  • @kertyderg3485
    @kertyderg3485 5 лет назад +1

    As a hardcore percy jackson fan, the entire time i was like "OMFG YOU DIDINT.......YES YOU DID!"
    loved it though! UWU

  • @lorisaltenberger4238
    @lorisaltenberger4238 7 лет назад +1

    for the one at 1:16 At the ed Nico made the pun of 'your all... dead to me' HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • @LA_Nightraine
    @LA_Nightraine 8 лет назад +7

    I tried the thing in 0:15 and... oh my god it's just O_O :D

  • @lorisaltenberger4238
    @lorisaltenberger4238 7 лет назад +8

    and 6:15 i has no life!?

  • @darshipatel5545
    @darshipatel5545 5 лет назад +2

    4:13 so true
    I had asked my best friend what’s her favourite book and she said PJ and the olympians (she just started reading) I jumped up and down and said my baby finally grew up

  • @dodash1satqna
    @dodash1satqna 3 года назад +1

    This video is DAM relatable.
    I said 'dam' not 'damn'

  • @beckiemunson4928
    @beckiemunson4928 2 года назад

    0:17 THIS IS GENIUS. I love it so much!

  • @memesarelife7680
    @memesarelife7680 5 лет назад +1

    My entire school reads Percy Jackson so whoever doesn’t know who Percy Jackson is I have an army and we’re coming for you

  • @melissabaez9307
    @melissabaez9307 7 лет назад +1

    LOVE THIS 😍 👌 PERCY JACKSON FAM

  • @nikki607
    @nikki607 8 лет назад +4

    I just was like Hermione, last Wednesday

  • @Rosa-mu5ol
    @Rosa-mu5ol 4 года назад

    0:22 that's amazing, thank you for a new epic trick 😎❤️

  • @booknerd8803
    @booknerd8803 3 года назад

    I took a quiz and discovered that I am in Apollo cabin and I got very emotional when I saw the Hero's Death picture and saw "Fletcher" and "Yew."

  • @deborahtaiwo1383
    @deborahtaiwo1383 6 лет назад +1

    5:10 is another version of the great prophecy🤣

  • @rebecca_lynne
    @rebecca_lynne 6 лет назад +1

    I tried the second one! I "died" laughing

  • @Khaotism
    @Khaotism 3 года назад

    Percy, Leo, and Jason controlling three main elements: watch this
    Frank: yeah but I can turn into a dragon

  • @hyacinths4941
    @hyacinths4941 6 лет назад +2

    Great. I saw the names of the dead... I'm gonna go cry now.

  • @yummygirlypiegirl491
    @yummygirlypiegirl491 5 лет назад +5

    My fave ones:
    0:16 OMMGGG! I TRIED IT! IT SAYS ‘Percy Jackson will never die’ YAYAYAYYYYYYY
    1:37 Very true
    2:51 uhhh no. That’s not how it works. Read more of the books

  • @Strategic_Reformer
    @Strategic_Reformer 5 лет назад +1

    "my momma raised me good" DOES NOT DESCRIBE LEO 😭

  • @kayleehodgman3427
    @kayleehodgman3427 4 года назад

    i never got to finish the books but i absolutley LOVE THEM

  • @eniobankebalogun7154
    @eniobankebalogun7154 4 года назад

    Leo :no stupid I'm a Leo and you're a Percy
    Me :aaaaaaaa classic

  • @xxsadaestheticsxx1641
    @xxsadaestheticsxx1641 5 лет назад +1

    2:42 is so true 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kabkja
    @kabkja 8 лет назад

    you're right, this schist is so dam funny!

  • @daydayj664
    @daydayj664 6 лет назад

    Percy Jackson will never die

  • @hello-tm7kf
    @hello-tm7kf 2 года назад

    2:42 Ok but penguin Frank is adorable.

  • @bishreksual6312
    @bishreksual6312 8 лет назад +4

    why did this have to end

    • @bishreksual6312
      @bishreksual6312 8 лет назад +1

      +RiskierGaming AT LEAST PLS MAKE A PART TWO

  • @jillibean8794
    @jillibean8794 4 года назад

    😂 this is pretty dam beautiful, thank you

  • @glitchmnster
    @glitchmnster 6 лет назад

    0:18 HOLY HERA IT SAYS "Percy Jackson will never die"!!!!! XD

  • @clairedyer5900
    @clairedyer5900 4 года назад +1

    you know an awesome ship theme for percabeth
    count on me
    ( you'll never hear it the same way again )

  • @user-ju7vy2iz3f
    @user-ju7vy2iz3f 6 лет назад

    The google translate of the typing "will Percy Jackson ever die?" is translate "Percy Jackson Will ever die"

  • @undeadwaffles218
    @undeadwaffles218 7 лет назад

    PERCY WILL NEVER DIE

  • @beccafulton8012
    @beccafulton8012 6 лет назад

    0:17. I actually did it! IT changes the english translation from "Will Percy Jackson ever die" to "Percy Jackson will never die" Its actually so cool.

  • @mckenzierose7489
    @mckenzierose7489 7 лет назад +1

    if anyone didnt know the google translate thing translates it back to 'percy jackson will never die'

  • @leniyaharris4235
    @leniyaharris4235 6 лет назад

    0:18 I ACUALLY DID IT. IT RESPONDED “ Percy Jackson will never die!!!”

  • @chelseamanz1182
    @chelseamanz1182 4 года назад

    2:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I love that song btw lol

  • @analynthomson2396
    @analynthomson2396 4 года назад

    This video is *dam* underrated

  • @oliviacruz3951
    @oliviacruz3951 7 лет назад +2

    Percy Jackson will ever die

  • @katievigil5965
    @katievigil5965 4 года назад

    2:32 got me crying mainly cuz hades is my favorite greek god

  • @hannahlikesnerdystuff9067
    @hannahlikesnerdystuff9067 8 лет назад +2

    OMG I did the one at 14 seconds and it was SO COOL!!! If you haven't done it, go do it!

    • @harrypotterfreak1016
      @harrypotterfreak1016 8 лет назад

      IT WAS! i got scared for a sec but wow.

    • @booknerd4924
      @booknerd4924 8 лет назад

      FangirlGamer what did it say I tried to do it but it didn't work

  • @datrandomslytherin2857
    @datrandomslytherin2857 6 лет назад

    1:13 😂 my poor love Nico. Everyone is dead to him now 😂😂😂
    And Leo, the only reason why things are heating up are because you are here 😏
    2:56 YAS *Harry Potter memes coming back to memory and is now screeching because they are in the Percy Jackson fandom too*
    4:04 same with Harry Potter, Marvel, and Star Wars 😂
    5:03 that was me this entire semester in 2nd period considering it was all based on Greek Mythology 😂

  • @gamingtohairstyles5678
    @gamingtohairstyles5678 7 лет назад +2

    2:48 I'm dying but annabeth and Percy are cousins

    • @ynagasupraja
      @ynagasupraja 4 года назад

      No they are not. Athena is Poseidon's niece so Percy is Athena's cuz, thus making him Annabeth's uncle

  • @isabelladipaola295
    @isabelladipaola295 4 года назад +1

    Probably the most accurate meme was the one were it said that the producers of the lighting theif movie be like "how can read this there are no pictures but also one of them said that Percy could only breathe underwater and make hurricanes but he can also control water and make earthquakes well kinda but it might work now and not send him to Ogigia

  • @ZenoXero
    @ZenoXero 4 года назад

    3:30 I just so you know, I didn't cry at all after reading Mark of Athena, because I had no time to cry.

  • @TheCosmerenaut1
    @TheCosmerenaut1 4 года назад +1

    That moment when you realize that Percy is annabeths uncle!

  • @briannagriffin8219
    @briannagriffin8219 5 лет назад

    Dam u book store. I'll let you know I was SIX when I binge read Harry Potter and every single Percy Jackson book I could get my hands on.

  • @peachycream4785
    @peachycream4785 5 лет назад

    This was just so dam funny

  • @albertosantos2986
    @albertosantos2986 6 лет назад

    "Percy Jackson will never die" for you that don't want to make the procedure xD

  • @briannagriffin8219
    @briannagriffin8219 5 лет назад

    I actually did the Google translate and it said, Percy Jackson will never die
    I am dying...

  • @lifewiththatonepreppy
    @lifewiththatonepreppy 3 года назад

    Oh my gods are you trying to kill my by drowning me in my own tears with 5:18?

  • @Ari_A1357
    @Ari_A1357 8 лет назад

    OMG THAT THING SCARED ME SO MUCH!

  • @ecaterinaalexandru4293
    @ecaterinaalexandru4293 6 лет назад

    i did the think from 0:17 and im shoocked....love it.... it says percy jackson will never die....its incrediblw

  • @calero6777
    @calero6777 7 лет назад

    Yay 😁 Percy will never die