You Look Like You Need a Divorce!

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  • @cassadycampbellofficial
    @cassadycampbellofficial  Год назад +55

    Watch part 1 here ruclips.net/video/UwBSYQqdaeA/видео.html

    • @yootoobcelery
      @yootoobcelery Год назад

      that suit man 😂.. the whole character is funny AF ..🔥

    • @larios86
      @larios86 Год назад

      This is definitely the best Character ever lol

    • @Catchmydrift0
      @Catchmydrift0 Год назад

      Stop talking black

    • @Shikshame
      @Shikshame Год назад +1

      Brilliant lines , u put in the time with this one 😂😂😂

    • @skylerg24
      @skylerg24 Год назад

      I fun cryinnn bro "your destiny is to break your neck"

  • @sanjeetk7967
    @sanjeetk7967 Год назад +358

    "Commit the crime, Don't serve the time " LMAOOOOOO

  • @oocloudoo1549
    @oocloudoo1549 Год назад +682

    The divorce lawyer idea is the best I’ve seen in a long time!

    • @corazonesoterico
      @corazonesoterico Год назад +9

      Things are getting wild man I was gonna work for a divorce company it’s a huge industry

    • @oocloudoo1549
      @oocloudoo1549 Год назад +8

      @@corazonesoterico that’s the funnest part is it’s so damn relatable 😂 50+ divorce rate, damn near everyone needs one!

    • @Bennythecoredriver
      @Bennythecoredriver Год назад +2

      The lawyer bit itself is money.

    • @mrlupine1197
      @mrlupine1197 Год назад +3

      His and Ed bass masters stay unmatched

    • @KingKongPlayingPingPong
      @KingKongPlayingPingPong Год назад +1

      Facts

  • @tomw5318
    @tomw5318 Год назад +101

    “I lie under oath all the time. How you think I’m undefeated?!” One of the greatest statements ever! 😂😂😂

  • @Dee_Cee227
    @Dee_Cee227 Год назад +722

    LOVE that oversized ghetto suit 😂😂

  • @I_am_me1991
    @I_am_me1991 Год назад +177

    “As a black queen I know you need a black king” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOLLL!!!!!!

    • @Nessajess7
      @Nessajess7 Год назад +6

      I hollered! 😹😹😹

    • @peterpen8079
      @peterpen8079 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂is 2 percent black 😂😂

  • @christianpolli2915
    @christianpolli2915 Год назад +328

    Cassady: "I'm a lawyer by the way... divorce lawyer, murder lawyer"
    Guy: "Murder Lawyer?" *immediately takes card*
    WTF 🤣

  • @norma6122
    @norma6122 Год назад +130

    “Are you willing to fall off a 10 story building?” 😂💀LMAOO

    • @danpineda4447
      @danpineda4447 Год назад

      🇲🇽

    • @arpitpandit391
      @arpitpandit391 Год назад

      Norma u cute

    • @daftfunk
      @daftfunk Год назад +1

      i was choking all the way through that part lmao

    • @hercules_144
      @hercules_144 Год назад

      @@arpitpandit391 stop thirsting weak boy

    • @bxi1547
      @bxi1547 Год назад

      @@arpitpandit391Clown stop simpin

  • @cassadycampbellofficial
    @cassadycampbellofficial  Год назад +288

    Have you ever been in a car crash? I can set something up where the insurance company has to pay out millions and as long as you don’t mind the car flipping over 20 or 30 times at top speed and the air bag exploding in your face then I can call you my client right now.

  • @douglas2950
    @douglas2950 Год назад +88

    “Freedom aint free” 😂

  • @A-AronWWG1WGA
    @A-AronWWG1WGA Год назад +110

    Reminds me of better call Saul 😂. Shady ass lawyer 😆

  • @dinosanchez8528
    @dinosanchez8528 Год назад +132

    You blew those walmart employees' MINDS, great work, seriously. They didn't know where they were or who they were after you were done with them.

  • @lieutenantcolumbo114
    @lieutenantcolumbo114 Год назад +57

    Cassady without forcing, without rehearsing makes people laugh every second. Some comedians take weeks to reach such a level and yet they don't make people laugh so much.

  • @RockozWindyCity
    @RockozWindyCity Год назад +40

    “Commit the crime don’t serve the time”🤣🤣💀💀

  • @joo5605
    @joo5605 Год назад +40

    “My client got 100%, his ex wife.. she’s out in the streets, that’s one of the most beautiful things I can imagine” lmao

  • @LuvJewels7
    @LuvJewels7 Год назад +177

    These are hilarious. I love how the people he confronts are polite and never call him out on his crazy persona. Hilarious!

    • @quanwick4516
      @quanwick4516 Год назад +15

      Texas people got class 😁

    • @dinosanchez8528
      @dinosanchez8528 Год назад +10

      Well after seconds most of his marks think he's legit insane. You can't predict what a crazy man is gonna do.

    • @dinosanchez8528
      @dinosanchez8528 Год назад +1

      @@quanwick4516 now THATS funny

    • @dinosanchez8528
      @dinosanchez8528 Год назад

      @@quanwick4516 by class are you talking about the swastika tatoos or the meth mouth

    • @abjee1602
      @abjee1602 Год назад +1

      @@dinosanchez8528 LOL!

  • @LeonGotGrahams
    @LeonGotGrahams Год назад +83

    That was perfect timing at 3:06 when Cassidy is talking to that guy about breaking some bones the tv in the background is showing someone tripping over a cable. 😂

  • @ThatBaseballGuy13
    @ThatBaseballGuy13 Год назад +359

    This is pure comedy gold that cannot and will not be replicated. Cassady is a national treasure. Don’t ever stop this bro. Ight bet

    • @Grahamarnoid12139
      @Grahamarnoid12139 Год назад +1

      Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individual's list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today......

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Год назад

      6:45 ha ha

  • @truthbetold7718
    @truthbetold7718 Год назад +70

    You did him dirty Cassidy, asked if he planned on marrying her 😂😂😂

    • @Kemozabe
      @Kemozabe Год назад +21

      Yo, she got mad uncomfortable after that and he didn't know how to respond 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @funtimes8296
      @funtimes8296 Год назад

      My farts reek like shit

  • @ToledoDIY
    @ToledoDIY Год назад +58

    The big ass suit has me weak af😂😂😂

  • @unodfredy
    @unodfredy Год назад +20

    “Are you familiar with Scionosis Bictosisosis?” *puts on glasses* 😂😅😂😂😅😅

  • @eyeseeyou3322
    @eyeseeyou3322 Год назад +52

    "As a black queen, I know you need a black king" 🤣🤣🤣 hard day at work, thanks Cassady I needed that!!
    Btw, you dropped this bro 👑

    • @peterpen8079
      @peterpen8079 9 месяцев назад

      And is 2 percent black 😂😂😂

  • @espinozastatnyc
    @espinozastatnyc Год назад +74

    “I think it’s your destiny to break your neck” lol. Funny stuff, Cassady. Deion Sanders would be proud of that dance you did. 😂

  • @kennyphun1946
    @kennyphun1946 Год назад +12

    Don’t need to watch video, just look at the big as* suit and bandanna in thumbnail and I’m already laughing 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Stonktradomus
    @Stonktradomus Год назад +13

    It's refreshing to see a lawyer with ethics!

  • @colossal7307
    @colossal7307 Год назад +32

    🤣🤣🤣Yoo bro you gotta bring back the ceo character next video!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nb6918
    @nb6918 Год назад +16

    This man perfected this character. This is Cassady's masterpiece.

  • @tacoslurpees
    @tacoslurpees Год назад +36

    My boy has that roblox physique

  • @gratus0824
    @gratus0824 Год назад +31

    We gone practice the falls 😂😂😂☠️☠️

    • @Grahamarnoid12139
      @Grahamarnoid12139 Год назад

      Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individual's list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today......

  • @princemeshack25
    @princemeshack25 Год назад +19

    Him: What's ur name?
    Her: Destiny
    Also him: I think that's ur destiny to break ur neck back there😂

  • @skoesh2979
    @skoesh2979 Год назад +46

    I swear Cassidy i have been watching all your videos since the first one and im still not bored of them! Thanks brother for all the good laughs ❤

  • @beveragesolutions9061
    @beveragesolutions9061 Год назад +13

    I'm dying laughing. "Freedom ain't free" 🤣🤣

  • @camaroflight712
    @camaroflight712 Год назад +12

    “My client fell off a 3 story building but all glory to god” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @weasel8826
    @weasel8826 Год назад +19

    The dude in the cowboy hat kept the card 😂😂😂

  • @MrEvdog15
    @MrEvdog15 Год назад +12

    “As a black queen, you need yourself a black king.” I’m dead 😂😂

  • @gimj1_8
    @gimj1_8 Год назад +8

    Yo this lawyer character is genius, durag an oversized suit and soliciting 🤣

  • @rebellion7463
    @rebellion7463 Год назад +8

    He told her she needs a black king!! (Him) 😂😂

    • @Samsaraindo
      @Samsaraindo Год назад +2

      Haha and insinuated that he might be that black king

  • @madelinebrown5240
    @madelinebrown5240 Год назад +24

    You've got these guys low key thinking about not getting married in the future

  • @David-um4dy
    @David-um4dy Год назад +11

    "I lie under oath all the time" 😂😂

  • @danielthompson8867
    @danielthompson8867 Год назад +6

    Honestly this was too funny...I been cracking up when he said " we Will practice the fall"

  • @Mothafuckenzay
    @Mothafuckenzay Год назад +3

    Freedom aint free but you gonna be free wit me 🤣

  • @Sindakiddo
    @Sindakiddo Год назад +6

    “Hot stepping in the court room like dion sanders” 💃🏽…😭😂

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap Год назад +15

    Lol I love this character. Cracks me up, right up there with wanksta. “And of course I take 99% of it” lmao “that’s one of the most beautiful things I can imagine” the exwife being thrown out in the street bhaha

  • @biggerthanhiphop7641
    @biggerthanhiphop7641 Год назад +3

    Cassidy got a 2001 nba draft Suit on

  • @Pisscan
    @Pisscan Год назад +11

    2007 NBA draft pick looking ass suit 💀

  • @stillusevhs71
    @stillusevhs71 Год назад +19

    The way he said "Coco? Ouuu ouuuuuu" 😂😂😂

  • @corazonesoterico
    @corazonesoterico Год назад +20

    Cassidy: we won the case the wife is out on the streets
    Girl: that’s not fun
    😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @youngjesuslover
    @youngjesuslover Год назад +6

    “This falls on your head you can get 2 mil” Oh Lord… I can’t stop laughing lol. Keep this Character coming man!!!!

  • @stephenstephenson8349
    @stephenstephenson8349 Год назад +14

    You got them actually thinking about your offers.

  • @zopettyfromthat4345
    @zopettyfromthat4345 Год назад +4

    Lol man my ol lady just had surgery today on her leg and got it amputated I swear I was in a bad mood but now I looked at this man he made my day first time watching him I swear hes funny I swear I had to subscribe to him thanks man 💯

  • @WandererIGo
    @WandererIGo Год назад +8

    “I think that’s your destiny is breaking your neck right over there” 😂

  • @black_hearted6925
    @black_hearted6925 Год назад +6

    “We gone practice the fall before you do it“ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheAnkithere2004
    @TheAnkithere2004 Год назад +7

    We all are blessed to have Cassady creating gold content non stop for years. This guy has earned so much great Karma from helping many people going through difficult times in their lives through his work…

  • @akgstone
    @akgstone Год назад +18

    The glasses really add to the character. Also I would add a big gold watch and gold bracelet to him and a nice purple handkerchief in the front coat pocket

  • @jayboley9683
    @jayboley9683 Год назад +5

    Nothing better than waking up to a new Cassady Campbell video. You a funny dude man 😂. Shit had me rolling

  • @enriquebravo3153
    @enriquebravo3153 Год назад +32

    More of these please 😂

  • @Manhour745
    @Manhour745 Год назад +10

    This is his funniest of late, I loved this one

  • @MsClarissa2012
    @MsClarissa2012 Год назад +19

    When he fell , I was literally in tears 😂😂

  • @soloac3234
    @soloac3234 Год назад +11

    Please make the lawyer a regular character! Thank you for cheering up my day Cassady 😊

    • @Grahamarnoid12139
      @Grahamarnoid12139 Год назад

      Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individual's list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today......

  • @danrapp2497
    @danrapp2497 Год назад +1

    i like how the idaho murder shows up in the background news reports

  • @PatriotsNFL1
    @PatriotsNFL1 Год назад +2

    Absolutely Hilarious!!! This character is GOLD

  • @RickPatNB
    @RickPatNB Год назад +2

    "Commit the crime, don't do the time". That's the perfect slogan for a lawyer agency! 🤣🤗

  • @carmine_
    @carmine_ Год назад +4

    Love this character tho just the outfit alone is too funny
    “My slogan is commit the crime don’t serve the time” LMAO

  • @swayzy762
    @swayzy762 Год назад +3

    "What's your name?"
    "Destiny"
    "I think it's your destiny to break your neck back there"
    BRUH lmfao. 😭😭😭🤣🤣

  • @streetmonkeyuk6353
    @streetmonkeyuk6353 Год назад +2

    You make me laugh so much, I absolutely love the characters you have invented. I wonder what would happen if they all got together for dinner hahahaha

  • @kbyoungblood6948
    @kbyoungblood6948 Год назад +3

    12:58 you said "if you need a murder lawyer", he was like gimme that! 😂

  • @s.6swiz62
    @s.6swiz62 Год назад +11

    This has to be my new fav character, the way he went off on the couple shopping i rolled on the floor laughing🤣🤣🤣

  • @UnknownVentures
    @UnknownVentures Год назад +4

    "I think it's your destiny to break your neck on that stairs" 🤣

  • @up-uw4op
    @up-uw4op Год назад +7

    My ex husbands lawyer did exactly that. My kids and I are homeless. He kept the house, vehicles, everything. He never has to pay a dime in child support.

    • @Pisscan
      @Pisscan Год назад +19

      U gon be free 💀

    • @vellh8881
      @vellh8881 Год назад +2

      Lol whats the lawyers number???!?

    • @up-uw4op
      @up-uw4op Год назад

      @@vellh8881 his name is attorney hersil in Merrill WI

    • @AgentOffice
      @AgentOffice 19 дней назад

      What's his number

  • @kellmarktv
    @kellmarktv Год назад +7

    🐐 in a suit and also a lawyer it can't get worse 👨🏽‍⚖️

  • @hilz8651
    @hilz8651 Год назад +2

    Seriously I’m 💀🤣 with this character 😂😂😂

  • @lionp2440
    @lionp2440 Год назад +4

    09:30 😭😭 I can’t man that dance was hilarious 😂😭. ROFL

  • @XrpAndy
    @XrpAndy Год назад +4

    That tall T suit jacket got me dead 💀

  • @mmsmith1525
    @mmsmith1525 Год назад +3

    Lady: my name is Destiny
    Brian: I know it was destined to break your neck back there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @callumdale5089
    @callumdale5089 Год назад +7

    I wonder if anyone actually tries to ring him 😆

  • @fkUtoo
    @fkUtoo Год назад +3

    6:22 funny af. But Soooo true! And she the woman was like dang it this guy just ruined my plans. Looking up at her boyfriend. Like yikes! 😬 This lawyer already knows

    • @AgentOffice
      @AgentOffice 19 дней назад

      Yeah they all looked scared

  • @jeffnguyen5796
    @jeffnguyen5796 Год назад

    Bruh you’re the whole deal! I couldn’t stop laughing til walked from my garage to my driveway and my neighbor peeped me wheezing hard! I shared the vid. Now we can’t laughing at the character. We love your vids my guy!

  • @IsmailAbdulMusic
    @IsmailAbdulMusic Год назад +1

    Man the oversized ghetto fabulous suit is sooo funny!

  • @LosDaFive6
    @LosDaFive6 Год назад +6

    "He fell off a 3 story building ..... All glory to God"

  • @chandamwanza356
    @chandamwanza356 Год назад

    "Brain Wellington" best act I've seen from you so far... can't stop laughing. Keep this level of creativity bro. You've made my night. No, infact my week! If not month... lmao!!!

  • @charleswaynick18waynick58
    @charleswaynick18waynick58 Год назад +3

    Better Call Sal 🤔🤔🤔
    Better Call Cass..to save that ass

  • @randomdude3306
    @randomdude3306 Год назад +1

    “Are you willing to jump off a 10 story building for a bag” 😂

  • @vajrayana4504
    @vajrayana4504 Год назад

    "Commit the crime, don´t serve the time" 🤣 Cassady you might be the funniest man on the plant right now. you are killing it in every video lately. Keep the good work up!!

  • @hetohatred2221
    @hetohatred2221 Год назад +2

    Bro this shit is too funny 😂😂 please do more of these

  • @Zues_1401
    @Zues_1401 Год назад +2

    " are you afraid of heights you tryna jump off a 10 story building" Dead!!

  • @habazlambazazathe6th989
    @habazlambazazathe6th989 Год назад +3

    Freedom ain't free but you gonna be free with me HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

  • @bluezed4129
    @bluezed4129 Год назад +2

    The Saul goodman prank is so good

  • @BackusCreativeImaging
    @BackusCreativeImaging Год назад +1

    I wish I could hear Cassady walk up and say "Hey, you look like you need a bag bruh" lol

  • @faithwanjiru7337
    @faithwanjiru7337 Год назад +2

    Nah that suit looks hella funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @aaast2549
    @aaast2549 Год назад +8

    My favourite lawyer

  • @godschosenpeople5084
    @godschosenpeople5084 Год назад +1

    11:00 😂😂 talk calm “I’m a lawyer” and her nervous laugh she knew she shit was coming

  • @igrowsalons
    @igrowsalons Год назад +2

    Lol that red head lady looked sad af, like she had been exposed 😅

  • @yaboyjonez9476
    @yaboyjonez9476 Год назад +1

    "Just jump off a building?"
    *"You don't jump you fall"* 🤸🤣

  • @benjaminmunk9466
    @benjaminmunk9466 Год назад +2

    At 3:07, Cassady is talking about making a case by someone slipping and falling, and on the tv in the background, you see a person tripping and falling. Perfect timing! Ha!

  • @riddickfurya3577
    @riddickfurya3577 Год назад +8

    6:38 She got roasted hard & her face was priceless (I'm in tears) this is comedy gold 😂🤣

    • @Nadox15
      @Nadox15 Год назад +2

      haha I felt sorry for her

  • @ZEROBOY33
    @ZEROBOY33 Год назад +4

    Bro I never laughed so hard love these vids

  • @Cbd_7ohm
    @Cbd_7ohm Год назад +4

    This guy is hilarious. Good improv. Should teach classes on it.

  • @Print2shoot
    @Print2shoot Год назад +2

    “You ever seen 9/11” 😂

  • @STAKBUNDLES
    @STAKBUNDLES Год назад +1

    The outfit is absolutely golden 💯😂😂

  • @alexmarko5605
    @alexmarko5605 Год назад +12

    Bro to damn funny 🤣🤣🤣