How To Avoid Gojo
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- Опубликовано: 21 дек 2023
- How To Avoid Gojo
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Here's a way Yuta can avoid backshots,
1. Run
2. Find Megumi
3. Copy his ten shadows
4. Do the "WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON" speech.
5. Profit.
You would probably die because Gojo is in the ritual and he dies you die
You forgot
“Ooh I actually like this”
that don't work no more
Remember Gojo can use the infinite back shots tecnic
What if Mahorga bypass infinity
Inumaki actually said his first ever words without using his curse energy I'm so proud of him😌
gyatt
@levicarmona4414 that when he used curse energy
I'm proud too but he got uno reverse
Nah it was "Oh shi"
@@XpathTheChojiro he still might've have his face mask down
If Maki has no cursed energy and still backshots Yuta, then by extension Toji could also give those unholy backshots
heavenly restricted backshots
Whar?
Megumi's mom a lucky woman gaddamn cause I want that monkey d
He already gave them to Megumi's mom
@@margaritasauce4235 lmao
The ''yuta,what the fu-'' got me so badly🤣
Hey maybe next time it would be the other way around 🤷♂️
I mean who could blame him
@@Vought.Unc0vrdFR
Ew, you're a woman
-Gojo 2023
Maki be like: fake it until you make it 💀 😭
I just figured out the best way to defeat gojo..
Make a gender swap machine
@@Frizeahavingacrisisnah we know as long as you identify as a man he doesn’t give a shit proof: mei mei
@@FrizeahavingacrisisHmmm might work-
estrogen sounds easier ngl
It should be canon Gojo doesn’t go after Yuta. Also, they’re cousins.
Gojo goes after Megumi and he's like Gojo's own kid
this version of jjk is in albama so its fair game
@@robloxenjoyer6231 Not blood - doesn’t count 🥴
@@gkzfht6097 Pretty sure it’s Ohio 🤨
💀
Don't fall for this guide its fake there is no Escaping the back shots 😭😭😭 I tried
Wait you got backshotted by Gojo sensei 😂
@@deontreadurden1773 I don't want to talk about it.. I just had to learn the hard way 😞
No....he get backshot by his uncke
Uncle
@@NOtROPIKA69 wait that makes gojo sensei my uncle??
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Gojo backshotted Rika?
Yes a 10 year old girl. YES
Theres no rule against the spirits
@@debtbug3005DOES IT LEAK CURSED ENERGY? *SNIFFFF*
I GYYAAAATTTSS TO KNOW
-Gojo
yes we are
King soda do a short on where gojo accidentally backshots rika and goes to jail
"I'm just EDGING TO KNOW did you pray today" love the video this made my day 😂
As soon as he heard those 4 words..... DID YOU PRAY TODAY? YUTA WAS SCARED AS HELL! HE HAD A WHOLE FLASH BACK TO SAVE HIM SELF BECAUSE GOJO WAS CRAZY + INUMAKI AND RIKA GOT BACK SHOTS So..By Saying he is a girl .. It took a lot of convincing But it worked! But.... Only to get backshotted by Maki... But he liked it so.... Good ending :D
Edit: Wow allmost 200 likes!
? Teu Yuta:Maki @
Wth Yuta : Maki
Well that’s how to survive Gojo backshots every one
To bad yuta still got back shots from maki
Ture
@@ultra_sr431 he like it thought
Did u pray today???
Agreed
“ooh, i actually i kinda like that.”
“YUTA WHAT THE FU-“
Bros me
WHAAAAATTTTT. @@ThatUK_kid
🤨
MAKI'S STRAP-ON BACKSHOTS IS REAL!
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
It wasn't a strap on 😈
@@theguywhoasked4132 MAKI'S FUTA BACKSHOTS IS REAL!
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@-TheRandomChannel-_NAH WHAT
@@zionjoiner9822 Did I stutter?
I wish i was Yuta
Maki’s “Cursed Tool” is crazy
You can Never avoid GOJO, He will give you BACKSHOTS no matter what.😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Edit: I know from experience💀
I agree
Bruh just say I’m a girl that’s how to avoid gojo we saw it in this video
Unless ur female. *Sips Tea 🍵*
@@abasalk6843 Also don't forget to dress as a girl.
Just pray everyday
We need Higuruma one, when Gojo comes and almost asks "did you pray tod...", Higuruma automatically uses Domain expension and accuses Gojo of mass backshots, takes over his ability to backshots and gets execution sword. After that he...
Ok, nevermind, Fanaticism has played out
Edit: comments told me to keep cooking, so, I asked Sukuna for his malevolent kitchen.
Higuruma slowly walks to Gojo and asks: "now, I need to ask you, defendant, did you sue today?"
Higuruma's sword is almost touching Gojo, but...
Gojo wokes up near to Geto, he is already happy, but than he says:
"Wait, you are not Geto! My eyes tells me that you are him, but my soul refuse it, now tell me, who you are!", he puts off the mask and it's... MEI MEI????
Phew... Phew... Sorry, I can't cook anymore, I burned over Sukuna's kitchen... What am I gonna do😭
Bro is cooking🔥🔥
Like this comment
Nah bro keep cooking
@@af1199The black haired man dropped his gavel, standing face-to face with his soon-to-be backshotter. The silence is immediately broken by the hysterical man. “Now I’ve gotta know… Is it grippy..? Are you tight..? I’ve gotta know! Can Lapse Blue pull me out..?” Gojo laughed. As Gojo prepared to give these devastating backshots, courtesy of his Limitless meat. “What..?” Higuruma looked behind him. It was unlike anything he had seen prior to this encounter. “Did you pray today..?”
The black haired man, initially startled, quickly maintained his composure. He adjusted his tie and calmly declined.
“That’s all i needed to know.”
Higuruma picked up his gavel, and felt a presence loom over him. “You fell right into my trap..” “No. You fell into mine.”
“Domain Expansion : Deadly Sentencing.”
Guillotines instantly fell around the two in a circle.
“Judgeman will review your actions, and as such I shall act upon it’s decision. It knows everything about you, except that information is not disclosed with me.l
A white envelope appears in Higuruma’s hand.
“This contains the evidence of the crime Judgeman has picked as the basis of his decision.”
“47 counts of sexual assault, at 12:57 in the morning, this photograph depicts you giving backshots to a panda and it exploded. Not much is known about what happened after the incident, but it is safe to assume the panda is dead.”
“At 5:30 in the afternoon, this photograph depicts you backshotting a curse and killing it, along with backshotting a teenager.”
“2 counts of second degree murder. How do you plead?”
“Not guilty! The evidence is forged!”
“Judgeman creates the evidence, it knows everything you’ve done. The evidence isn’t false.”
“It is now up to Judgeman to determine your fate.”
“Guilty : Confiscation Death Penalty.”
The domain shatters, leaving Gojo helpless as he tries to Backshot Higuruma, but fails.
Higuruma, now in power looks at Gojo. “Now I’ll ask you this question. Did you pray today?”
The white haired man looked terrified. “N-“
Higuruma proceeded to penetrate Gojo with the Executioner’s Sword right into his rectum, making the man disperse into mist.
@@af1199I'll try 👌
You can escape gojo. But you can’t escape maki
MAKI'S STRAP-ON BACKSHOTS🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
People would love to be pegged by maki i think
tf @@-TheRandomChannel-_
@@-TheRandomChannel-_WHAT?!
that happened to me and i got split in half aka pulled a gojo there
I won't lie the ending took the phrase "Won the battle but the victory was bittersweet."
the last part when yuta said "oh i actually kind of like this" and maki goes like "YUTA WHAT THE FU-" caught me so badly lol
Maybe because the "cursed tool's" backshots has an opposite effect than Gojo's backshots. Just a guess.
@@LazyMcLoy-rb2odmaybe have to try myself
Me too
0:32 Oh My God~
0:57 NTR 💀
💀
bro did the goofy ah laught 💀
1:34
3:05 WTF YUTA
Wtf earth💀
1:03 Backshot Yourself
Dude learned his lesson from Geto 😂😂😂
REVERSE CARD
Oh sh- KELP!!! KELP!!! BONITO FLAKES!!!
“BONITO FLAKES!!” Inumaki’s last words
The ending had me dying 💀
Gojo is just living the life of a living god
0:29 ke-ke-ke GYAT💀 inumaki really had to say something that’s not a rice ball thing to admire his GYAT and how the hell dose maki do back shots
With a cursed tool of course
Ok
I’m like woah maki really *GYATT* a big cursed tool 😏
Poor rika she doesn't deserve this💀
3:06: yuta oh i kinda like this 😏🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
AYOOO 💀💀💀💀💀
@@Noble-Rooster 🤣
YUTA, WHAT THE FU-
THAT PLOT TWIST WITH MAKI GOT ME WILDIN 😂😂
*Scooby laugh*
- literally any time something is getting devious
“Now… I’m just *E D G I N G* to know… did you pray today?”
- Gojo, 2023
1:44 I HAD HEADPHONES ON😭😭😭
Rip ears
Bro killed the world’s ears
1:45
R.I.P
We gonna ignore the inumaki gyat joke😭
0:52 I see two bad boys not paying their taxes 🧑🏻🧑🏻🦳
Yuta: I kinda like this
Gojo: What about mine?
Yuta: 💀
Did anybody else pray today? 2:49
Pray*
All other boys in JJK: " welp we finna get backshotted so hard we will become like hanami "
Yuji : "Skyfall plays"
Gojo : "man I'm dead"
1:20 im never looking at artists the same way again
NAH MAN THOSE SCOOBY LAUGHERS ARE DEVIOUS AS F*CK💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 1:34
Ik
On god
Never knew Maki could do backshots💀
0:43 he looks so cute lol ,wholesome
LMAO RIKA'S VOICE! SHE DIDNT STAND A CHANCE!💀💀💀
Gojo: Did you prey today.
Inumaki: Backshot yourself.
Gojo: Oh Inumaki I always have a uno reverse on hand.
Inumaki: Oh no☠️
He has it because of the first time and only time a back shot got negated by geto Uno reverse after that he always had it just in case
No one escapes gojo's backshots💀
Ways to avoid Gojo:
1. Call Makima (child support)
2. Call Sukuna (don't worry they got a guy for him)
3. Call Anya (he doesnt want the smoke)
I tried all of this and non of it worked stop spreading false information😭
@@hdhhsnananas5270the only way to stop gojo is being a girl that's how or pray
I'd heard the jjk fandom haf gone off the deep end after gojo's death, but... I didn't exoect that it was to this extent...
Nah, I'd pray today with this secret treasure I am you
The ending is crazy 😂💀
did you pray today
Oh yes I have *Uno verse card in hand* @@FrostdayeXD
@@FrostdayeXDcuz if you didnt 😫🍆
Yuta's gonna be dropping stuff everyday now XD
"You can't stop me."
>inumaki makes him say, "Nah, I'd win."
Bro escaped the battle but not the war
Truely valid information
Also Rest In Peace Rika
Easy guide to surviving(and easily countering!) Gojo’s backshots.
Step one: Be black.
Step two: Become a booty warrior.
Step three: When Gojo pulls up, give him an ultimatum. And if he doesn’t want to follow through with it? Then give him **THE** Ultimatum. yw.
That doesn't work I heard of people trying that and got backshoted anyways
Yujiro Hanma: I heard you like backshotting young boys. So I'm gonna make sure your booty looks like a cold bowl of oatmeal I'm done with you. You'll never be able to do backshots right ever again knowing I might just come back for a round 2.
I swear someone need to hire this man to be a marketing manager I see his shorts on all my account even on some I just used RUclips on
I NEEDED THIS
Inumaki: back-shot your self
Gojo: uno reverse card
You can pickup something drops with doing “squat” without get backshotting
1:05 Oh nah Gojo learned his mistake back when he tried to blow Geto’s back out and got Uno Reversed 😂😂😂
Gojo is a menace 😂💀
At this point i feel bad for all of gojo's victims😂
man you make bangers every time u upload i got a noyie you posted so i goty on after i got back from work
"KEEELP KEEELP TUNA MAYO " Got me dying
Nah Gojo summoned Maki😂
Oh shit gojo actually learned from his encounter with kenjaku.
....
...
*Oh no*
THE GRIPPER IS ADAPTING
I think every character you created should confront gojo with his backshot problem because it's becoming a sort of problem
Were not getting backshots with this one 🔥
just saying if Yuta knew Yoji before everything that happened then Yoji will ask Gojo if he pried today
Do you think Kokichi would drop something on purpose during his fight with Mahito just to get Gojo to arrive at his location?
Gojo gonna feel the "transmutating grip"
@@w1nther930 Or he could try to back backshot Kenjaku.
Who?
@@Ardorstorm Are you asking about Kokichi or Kenjaku?
@@caseyjones8153 Kokichi. Is that a JJK character?
Ok i was not expecting that ending
“I’m just *EDGING TO KNOW* did you pray today?”
😂😂😂
1:20 GYYAAAAAAAAAT DAYUM
Now i wonder, if rika is a girl, but she still got backshoted, then does this mean that there are no rules for curses?
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE CURSES BATMAN!!!
Capturing a wild backshotter 101
Those cursed shots are no joke 🤷🏽♀️
I have seen people trying to escape Gojo "backshot", those who have tried had failed, yet none of them even survive. So I am here, I got an solution to survive that " backshot"
First thing you gotta do is learn how to sitting squat. Squat like a Russian people. If you learn how to do squat, you don't have to bend over to pick something up on the ground. When you are sit squat your butt will face down to the floor.
You can train these thing in the prison.
Well the ending was unexpected but the pronouns thing was what I was thinking for every gojo video just say
“My pronouns is she/her
and no backshots from gojo
Gojo always geekin out💀
The ending is diabolical💀
0:45 is funny
Gojo is either smart or a rock for falling for a pronoun trick,
Also maki tried to get this dude pregnant😂😂
"I sorta like it" got me dead
Bro i can't with these Scooby ahh laugh😂😂💀💀
i dunno why, but i was half expecting Yuji to just appear out of nowhere to fist Gojo again, now that i think about it that would make the whole "no matter if you get reincarnated" real serious
Gojo: I am just edging to know. Did you pray today?😏
Maki: I was asking the same thing🗿
I like this make more fun and good kingsoda and good luck for your video merry christmas
1:06
bro got so scared he started to control his cursed speech💀🙏🙏
Gojo's backshots are inevitable
Unless
1. You're a girl
Or
2. You've got backshots of your own
OR
3. You prayed today
And this is how to fight back
3. you're a girl *AND* you've got backshots of your own (somehow)
Yuta getting front shots 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
KEEELP, BONITO FLAKES got me rolling on a floor☠️
The tragedy here is that you can never avoid the backshots.
THE SCOOBY DOO LAUGH GOT ME
Bro escaped gojo but didn't escaped maki
That last part though.
Thank goodness
Imagine having to pay backshots taxes.
0:47 GIRLY POP 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Yuta :Mmm , i think i like it ...
Maki : YUTA WHAT THE HELL-
yuta became a temporary genius for 2 seconds
You gotta do a video on Booty Warrior Yujiro vs. Backshot Gojo it would be insane