ASMR PSYCHO AUNT RUINS THANKSGIVING (Watch This With Your Family!)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @wallowing5175
    @wallowing5175 4 года назад +5175

    auntie is like that family member that everyone hates but she lowkey gets you and is your favorite in the family 🥺😂

  • @chipi_draws5495
    @chipi_draws5495 4 года назад +2135

    “I’m legally sober.”
    -Psycho aunt, 2019.

  • @ikaikag967
    @ikaikag967 4 года назад +1287

    “Why is it that we chew corn, but it comes out of our ass whole??” Someone finally said it, crazy aunts got a point.

    • @Sofia-zq4cy
      @Sofia-zq4cy 4 года назад +34

      it’s sad that it’s true-

    • @aengusog3415
      @aengusog3415 4 года назад +12

      Ikaika Gunderson omg 💀💀💀

    • @nikkidawson3853
      @nikkidawson3853 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @naid5533
      @naid5533 4 года назад +10

      I know she does have an excellent point here. What's the deal with that?

    • @KeswickCamp08
      @KeswickCamp08 4 года назад +8

      "Comes out of our ass hole" lmao

  • @whytfyouneedtoknowmyname827
    @whytfyouneedtoknowmyname827 4 года назад +1189

    I don't think she is a psycho just an aunt who missed their niece/nephew so she desperately tries to reconnect with them since they never see each other

  • @amiistad
    @amiistad 4 года назад +4343

    Idk but that “this is our corner” made me feel so loved 🥺

  • @lvl1cryptid
    @lvl1cryptid 4 года назад +2732

    “That’s their corner this is our corner” VIBE lmao

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd 4 года назад +23

      FACTS

    • @ellislol24
      @ellislol24 4 года назад +12

      That line reminds me of when I was in primary school and the girls and boys would always separate but when I’d talk to the boys I’d feel like such a tomboy rebel 😭😜

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 4 года назад +1

      @Bella Shepard I fish in the middle.

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 4 года назад +2

      @@ellislol24 🤟🤘

    • @redtedgamer8692
      @redtedgamer8692 4 года назад +2

      I got the cool vibes from that. “this is our corner”

  • @manda.p
    @manda.p 4 года назад +13664

    Karuna: “Are you still in sixth grade?”
    Me, a freshman in college: “yes”

  • @tsuni_3330
    @tsuni_3330 3 года назад +3816

    I like to imagine she's in the same Thanksgiving's dinner that our creepy Gibi cousin is. What a **wonderful** Thanksgiving.

    • @alanacorben8140
      @alanacorben8140 3 года назад +157

      Imagine a collab,where both talk and it would be so cute lmao

    • @tsuni_3330
      @tsuni_3330 3 года назад +50

      @@alanacorben8140 omg yes, that would be so perfect

    • @kvfalot7618
      @kvfalot7618 3 года назад +34

      @@alanacorben8140 Yes!👏We👏need👏that👏right👏now👏

    • @mrs.kaijuconstrictors9432
      @mrs.kaijuconstrictors9432 3 года назад +10

      Omg those two be there at the same time amazing that would be the best Thanks giving

    • @ryry.863
      @ryry.863 3 года назад +5

      I love that video!

  • @khaos8432
    @khaos8432 4 года назад +870

    "why is it that we chew corn and it comes out our ass whole."
    *wait-*

  • @jaylynlee2931
    @jaylynlee2931 4 года назад +3723

    “are you old enough for soda yet?”
    .... i’m twenty two

    • @lulul1448
      @lulul1448 4 года назад +240

      but are you old enough for what she put in the soda?

    • @dxnte2436
      @dxnte2436 4 года назад +38

      Lulu L best reply to a comment today 😹😹

    • @Beelzebeag
      @Beelzebeag 4 года назад +22

      So you're not old enough then?

    • @dsmith2046
      @dsmith2046 4 года назад +14

      Only a few more years!

    • @royalscrewup2496
      @royalscrewup2496 4 года назад +19

      Yea you’re definitely not old enough for soda

  • @cl0vermariii
    @cl0vermariii 4 года назад +526

    "why you so QUIET" oof I felt that one, every extended family member ever

    • @hannahstarinieri1351
      @hannahstarinieri1351 4 года назад +14

      Chloe that’s everyone that I come in contact with

    • @kurosakitagami2788
      @kurosakitagami2788 4 года назад

      Will cuz I shit my pants and I’m too afraid to say 😂

    • @gracebruh531
      @gracebruh531 4 года назад

      Chloe yep

    • @honestlyme929
      @honestlyme929 4 года назад +3

      my family started cracking jokes like "stop talking so much, you never shut up" cause I'm as vocal as a dead fish

  • @lolazola7068
    @lolazola7068 4 года назад +3993

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Her: kissed me on the forehead after promiscuous activity with the cab driver,

  • @donnamartin7024
    @donnamartin7024 4 года назад +4770

    Me: look auntie it's the good kush
    Karuna: this is the dollar store how good can it be

  • @luvvyxo
    @luvvyxo 4 года назад +1857

    *”Is my hair messy? I didn’t have any cab fare”*
    I-

    • @JCResDoc94
      @JCResDoc94 4 года назад +8

      ☼ best.

    • @its_emj8574
      @its_emj8574 4 года назад +5

      @@JCResDoc94 how did you do the sun?

    • @LS111AT
      @LS111AT 4 года назад +13

      *Lucille Blume voice*, “good for her”

    • @user-ht3xv4kn4m
      @user-ht3xv4kn4m 4 года назад +2

      Cola Clawiter I think they used a copy and paste site. You just search on google copy and paste symbols, scroll through the symbols, pick the one you want, and tap it to copy it. Then you can paste it in your text

    • @its_emj8574
      @its_emj8574 4 года назад +1

      @@user-ht3xv4kn4m oh. Cool. Thanks

  • @candydoglove
    @candydoglove 4 года назад +1230

    If I had a aunt like this she would be my favorite

    • @threekiddosfun4653
      @threekiddosfun4653 3 года назад +8

      If I had a aunt like this.....she wouldn't be alive l

    • @michaelefferson5780
      @michaelefferson5780 3 года назад +39

      Yeah until they're calling you for everything from rides to $5 all the way back to bail money and a place to crash every other day. People like this exist in real life and although they might be entertaining and fun company from time to time you don't wanna get too close or they'll drag you down with them (we all have our own family issues ya know)

    • @ambersgoofballcorner
      @ambersgoofballcorner 2 года назад +2

      fr. she would be the only one able to match my level of anger issues and "out there" personality and jokes.

    • @mingchenwei1978
      @mingchenwei1978 2 года назад +5

      This is why y’all don’t have friends and get bullied at school

    • @priya_xox6509
      @priya_xox6509 Год назад +1

      @@michaelefferson5780 very true

  • @acgamer7549
    @acgamer7549 4 года назад +1481

    Anyone else want a “spending the day and auntie’s house” Roleplay????

    • @nerys2263
      @nerys2263 4 года назад +7

      ACGamer754 I do!

    • @nothannah3011
      @nothannah3011 4 года назад +8

      She already made one a year or two ago

    • @jeffquinn5928
      @jeffquinn5928 4 года назад +7

      Not Hannah yea but another one would be nice

    • @lavenderlemonade6758
      @lavenderlemonade6758 4 года назад +9

      I want auntie takes us shopping and does a haul video

    • @cynical_dd
      @cynical_dd 4 года назад

      Me too please Karuna!

  • @Ohmycoinz
    @Ohmycoinz 4 года назад +763

    "Are you old enough for soda yet"
    *hands them a grinder full of weed*

    • @ariusisgay
      @ariusisgay 4 года назад +9

      Yuukiana Marie my family used a grinder for our bay leaves. My family’s interesting to say the least.

  • @johncooper4874
    @johncooper4874 4 года назад +4582

    My theory is that Auntie is the viewers biological mother and since she’s “out of it” the actual aunt has custody and only allows the real mother to see the kid on occasions.

    • @noorcookie3257
      @noorcookie3257 4 года назад +248

      *DUN DUN DUN-*

    • @GeOrge_Nu
      @GeOrge_Nu 4 года назад +53

      😱😱😱

    • @sydni4034
      @sydni4034 4 года назад +309

      Why does that actually sound like it makes more sense...
      She should make that another video

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd 4 года назад +175

      But hey, that’s just a theory, an asmr theory!

    • @miawallace6282
      @miawallace6282 4 года назад +68

      I consider it canon

  • @silviaeasler8870
    @silviaeasler8870 4 года назад +856

    Karuna: whisper yelling
    Me half asleep: you're amazing auntie

    • @madisonasmr9897
      @madisonasmr9897 3 года назад

      😂

    • @quackers2815
      @quackers2815 2 года назад +3

      "Your doing amazing sweetie."

    • @JulioRodriguez02
      @JulioRodriguez02 2 года назад +4

      Please don’t say that again cause the way you said it sounds like your havin some fun

    • @badguy7060
      @badguy7060 4 месяца назад

      Me stoned asf: “that’s what I am saying”

  • @sewerfern
    @sewerfern 4 года назад +1503

    "Im going on-im sober- im mostly sober"
    "Im sober im sober im sober- im legally sober!!" - Psycho Aunt (favorite aunt)

    • @weirdchick2748
      @weirdchick2748 4 года назад +1

      We_are_ Purple_Devils yep

    • @sewerfern
      @sewerfern 4 года назад +1

      HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES?! WTF?!

    • @sewerfern
      @sewerfern 4 года назад +1

      OMG THANKS SOOO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!

  • @dreamsablaze
    @dreamsablaze 4 года назад +4187

    I love imagining how she’s just arguing by herself alone in a room 😂😂

    • @zwitter_zwitter
      @zwitter_zwitter 4 года назад +163

      Dont ruin the magic lol

    • @NOOOOPENOPE
      @NOOOOPENOPE 4 года назад +134

      "He he hyu hyU HA HA!!" -- Me: In my room by myself at 8:55 Bout to sleep.

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +1187

      there is a stuffed replica of my cat on the other side I was pretending to fight with

    • @nessapessa
      @nessapessa 4 года назад +85

      Karuna Satori ASMR T-That’s amazing.

    • @taylorsart4646
      @taylorsart4646 4 года назад +42

      Karuna Satori ASMR beautiful

  • @Bluebaritone
    @Bluebaritone 4 года назад +1565

    “All of you can go to hell!”
    literally a second later
    “Um... does anybody mind... if I borrow $5?”

    • @pizzahutiysdeas
      @pizzahutiysdeas 4 года назад +17

      Bluebaritone me

    • @Bluebaritone
      @Bluebaritone 4 года назад +6

      donny 🤣

    • @medusa7690
      @medusa7690 4 года назад +3

      donny same

    • @ysavila
      @ysavila 4 года назад +3

      Tsuyu Asui 20:30 is where she said “you all can go to hell” and at 22:08 she’s says if she can have $5

    • @liminalgamer935
      @liminalgamer935 4 года назад

      Me

  • @karen5916
    @karen5916 4 года назад +1021

    "All of you can go to hell."
    a few sentences later
    "Can I borrow $5?"

  • @chaeyoungii
    @chaeyoungii 4 года назад +2255

    "wHy iS tHaT? WhY IS tHaT, Diane? WhY iS thAt?"

    • @griffin5g529
      @griffin5g529 4 года назад +6

      What?

    • @denoobee
      @denoobee 4 года назад +10

      Griffin 5G its what karuna said in the vid

    • @diannedny
      @diannedny 4 года назад +8

      its weird cause my name is Dianne..

    • @nyao0113
      @nyao0113 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @ValsBloody
      @ValsBloody 4 года назад +13

      15:28 if anyone needs to know-

  • @L.T404
    @L.T404 4 года назад +401

    When she stood up and said "you wanna go" I legitimately felt my heart drop and in my head went "oh boy here we go"

  • @noodlemflood3078
    @noodlemflood3078 4 года назад +12226

    Is Karuna my aunt: yes
    Is Karuna my mother: yes
    Is she also my girlfriend: yes
    Is this illegal: absolutely

  • @CrqazyIWasCrazyOnce
    @CrqazyIWasCrazyOnce 4 года назад +508

    “Why is it that we are chewing corn but it comes out of our ass whole”
    Me: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @chloeelise8916
    @chloeelise8916 4 года назад +8856

    She gave us weed and a grinder. This lady should be the most respected in our family.

  • @esker_illuminous164
    @esker_illuminous164 4 года назад +5484

    “Are you old enough to have soda?”
    *Proceeds to give us marijuana*

  • @dorianmelrath6735
    @dorianmelrath6735 4 года назад +266

    I hated the kids table . made me feel that since i was younger I couldnt be treated as an equal member of the family.

    • @enanandesu
      @enanandesu 3 года назад +12

      Speaking of being childish...IM THE *69th* LIKE!!!

    • @joshsilverwood3750
      @joshsilverwood3750 3 года назад +5

      @@enanandesu Let's go

    • @jojobrainrot8482
      @jojobrainrot8482 3 года назад +4

      you see, we didnt have a kids table. we had a small table where all of the midgets of our family would sit; half our family was at the small table.

  • @sol2193
    @sol2193 4 года назад +464

    "Are ya old enough for soda?"
    "So then you smoke it like a cigarette"

  • @skyemullens1024
    @skyemullens1024 4 года назад +564

    “Your stovetop stuffing is garbage, but I’m still gonna eat it cause I don’t have any money for chicken nuggets.”
    😂💀

    • @fearisimminent7765
      @fearisimminent7765 4 года назад +5

      I somehow read this at the same time that she said it

    • @skyemullens1024
      @skyemullens1024 4 года назад +1

      FearIsImminent hahaha

    • @mollieandthemustangs
      @mollieandthemustangs 4 года назад +3

      This so reminds me of that one vine, where the dude didn't have enough money for chicken nuggets and the "Adult"says " How much money do you have? And the kid goes, six dollars? And the Adult responded, do you know what that means? And the kid again said, That I don't have enough money for chick nuggets... 😞😖 Now I'm not fully sure that's what they said exactly but it's close enough

    • @somerandomsock5724
      @somerandomsock5724 4 года назад +3

      @@mollieandthemustangs it's something like
      "Hey, how much money do you have?"
      ".69¢!"
      "Haha, you know what that means!"
      "*Crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets..."

    • @channieswifeyyyyy
      @channieswifeyyyyy 4 года назад

      r/whoosh

  • @DaddyBlueJay3207
    @DaddyBlueJay3207 4 года назад +695

    I’m like lowkey getting annoyed with my ‘family’ behind me lol

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 4 года назад +18

      Daddy Blue Jay
      same
      I feel so loved by my aunt

    • @falconoreilly2607
      @falconoreilly2607 4 года назад +4

      Honestly me too! Like can't my "family" that's behind me just shush it and let my aunt and I talk about life.

    • @mconner3529
      @mconner3529 4 года назад +1

      Yeah shut up mom

  • @elexaallen1669
    @elexaallen1669 3 года назад +78

    “This is our corner” made me feel loved

  • @johndaniels750
    @johndaniels750 4 года назад +1541

    mashed potatoes: dry
    stuffing: GARBAGE
    turkey: looks like diane got it out of a can
    in conclusion: diane cannot cook

  • @coolkidcasey
    @coolkidcasey 4 года назад +587

    Auntie didn’t ruin thanksgiving, she made it better. This family seems kinda bitter and I feel like she would protect me from them lol

  • @ajarraccoon7660
    @ajarraccoon7660 4 года назад +1988

    Aunt: “you still in sixth grade”
    Me, a sophomore in highschool: “Yes”

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 4 года назад +19

      Frail Rose 11 or 12

    • @melon3062
      @melon3062 4 года назад +4

      @Frail Rose 11

    • @mackers6431
      @mackers6431 4 года назад +30

      Me, a sophomore in college: Absolutely.

    • @mollygee2725
      @mollygee2725 4 года назад +5

      @Frail Rose 11 and it depends what month you are born but some ppl 12 but also if you fail if you are born January February March April or May you would be 13 but normally 11 or 12

    • @grayson6327
      @grayson6327 4 года назад +1

      THIS

  • @anakaliamitchell2290
    @anakaliamitchell2290 4 года назад +212

    “I hope a tree falls down on your house when they’re not here, Happy Thanksgiving” -Karuna Satori 2019

  • @lillianproductions3856
    @lillianproductions3856 4 года назад +1187

    “Are you old enough for soda”
    Gives weed grinder

  • @taylorsart4646
    @taylorsart4646 4 года назад +758

    “Are you old enough for soda” yes but I don’t know if I’m old enough for what you put in it

  • @BoyFace_3
    @BoyFace_3 4 года назад +2335

    So we just gon not talk about the vine reference
    “I DonT HaVe Any MonEy FoR cHickEn NuGgetS”

  • @maxxienx2393
    @maxxienx2393 3 года назад +101

    “Ruins”
    Nah she ain’t ruining it
    She’s making it even better than it could ever be

  • @ernieraynor7901
    @ernieraynor7901 4 года назад +1408

    Why do I feel like she's actually are biological mother, but our aunt(our 'mother') didnt want us to know that.

  • @kristinleroye2886
    @kristinleroye2886 4 года назад +544

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Her: why is it that we chew corn but it comes out of our ass whole ?
    Okay well now I’m rethinking all of my life

  • @daisydillard7732
    @daisydillard7732 4 года назад +2939

    "This food is garbage,but im still gonna eat it,bc i dont have money for chiken nuggets"💀

  • @enoki7854
    @enoki7854 4 года назад +172

    The way she said “to them” is literally making my enby heart cry

  • @Ffjjffds
    @Ffjjffds 4 года назад +490

    Okay I’d love to see a “ crazy auntie gives shady Christmas gifts “

  • @baylinjade1
    @baylinjade1 4 года назад +1007

    as silly as it sounds, having her say “them” when referring to us (the viewer) is very nice and reassuring for me

    • @childoflight389
      @childoflight389 4 года назад +44

      brainwashed generation

    • @XxRexorcistxX
      @XxRexorcistxX 4 года назад +49

      Child of Light goodbye child

    • @anttoast
      @anttoast 4 года назад +74

      @@childoflight389 i am just gonna
      i m a g i n e
      I didn't see this comment
      👁️👄👁️

    • @angelthings5424
      @angelthings5424 4 года назад +55

      @@childoflight389 Ok boomer

    • @collinlangford2105
      @collinlangford2105 4 года назад +41

      Child of Light Silence you paranoid boomer

  • @mya9389
    @mya9389 4 года назад +680

    “ that’s what i thought “
    auntie said these hands rated E for everybody 🗣🗣🗣

  • @ginaaaaaa3447
    @ginaaaaaa3447 Год назад +100

    Its becoming a traditional thing for me to come back to these vids every thanksgiving lol

  • @chelseagratton7955
    @chelseagratton7955 4 года назад +614

    “Are you still in sixth grade”
    Me, about to finish school: yes

  • @teaspoon42069
    @teaspoon42069 4 года назад +526

    “I’m mostly sober now!” *pulls out tiny vile from shirt*
    *oh no*

    • @espressokeepsawaythedepres7269
      @espressokeepsawaythedepres7269 4 года назад +2

      Kailee Is Topaz I wanted to like this but it has 200 and I wouldn’t dare mess it up

    • @teaspoon42069
      @teaspoon42069 4 года назад +2

      @@espressokeepsawaythedepres7269 i was not even aware i had this many likes so mess it up as much as you want

    • @Itsgiraffeagain
      @Itsgiraffeagain 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @pipermenerndez5652
    @pipermenerndez5652 4 года назад +827

    Please tell me next video is _actually_ going to be “visiting Auntie in jail” 😂 That would be hilarious

  • @Tesseract.
    @Tesseract. 4 года назад +174

    Okay but why is NO ONE talking about how she referenced the “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets” vine??

  • @boognificent
    @boognificent 4 года назад +1125

    *_Petition for Karuna to do a Linda from Bob's burgers roleplay with this accent_*

  • @freyagargett6632
    @freyagargett6632 4 года назад +2258

    I have a theory...
    Psycho aunt is actually our mum but, cos she's crazy, her sister(our 'mum') adopted us and raised us as her own

    • @au6685
      @au6685 4 года назад +98

      Freya Gargett this comment needs more attention. Mind blown

    • @shannelpanton2696
      @shannelpanton2696 4 года назад +21

      Freya Gargett oh my gawd

    • @InnerPeaceBeauty
      @InnerPeaceBeauty 4 года назад +24

      Yes!!!! I actually thought that too!!

    • @rachelsyddney
      @rachelsyddney 4 года назад +26

      Sksksksk now that’s the real tea sis

    • @a.r.1anna
      @a.r.1anna 4 года назад +9

      Rache Cakes oh no. babygirl no please no ✝️🤢

  • @ssfhu.1472
    @ssfhu.1472 4 года назад +995

    Karuna is honestly one of the best asmr-ists hands down I literally love her videos so muchhh❤❤❤

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +44

      Thank you so much!!! Your a gem.

    • @jabroni6272
      @jabroni6272 4 года назад +5

      I have to agree there are a lot of great asmrists but kuruna is so creative and funny but she can also make videos to help you go through tough times

    • @frostymug9750
      @frostymug9750 4 года назад +1

      Did you give me drugs?

  • @felixmcghee2582
    @felixmcghee2582 3 года назад +39

    watching this because i'm eating thanksgiving lunch alone and feeling fucking awful and this video made me feel so much better and loved i near cried

  • @magmabubble1989
    @magmabubble1989 4 года назад +1547

    Aunt: “you still in 6th grade?”
    Me in college: *YES*

    • @magmabubble1989
      @magmabubble1989 4 года назад +8

      Oh I didn’t realize haha sorry my bad

    • @itzzz_alexisss6363
      @itzzz_alexisss6363 4 года назад +10

      I am in 6th grade so when she said that i literally died of laughter!

    • @casiekayy2510
      @casiekayy2510 4 года назад +8

      I’m in 7th so I was like “close but not exactly”

    • @caprielle1374
      @caprielle1374 4 года назад +2

      @@amityblight5248
      And your point issss?

    • @hanakinsidewalker
      @hanakinsidewalker 4 года назад +3

      Me with a job for the last 4 years.......OK THEN

  • @notimpressd
    @notimpressd 4 года назад +1108

    Nobody:
    Not one single person:
    Not even SquareSpace:
    Aunt Sarah: *I didn't have any fare* 🤬

    • @chrisoconnor00
      @chrisoconnor00 4 года назад +10

      Fast Break Nation ducked for fare

  • @Ewitsadrian
    @Ewitsadrian 4 года назад +2239

    Can’t believe we just got directions on how to roll a blunt in asmr.

    • @shianneolivia2575
      @shianneolivia2575 4 года назад +24

      ItsjustAdrian deadass tho 💀💀💀

    • @empress_irish
      @empress_irish 4 года назад +12

      I just realized the same thing

    • @damianalvarado7091
      @damianalvarado7091 4 года назад +14

      Allyasmr gives a visual of it too

    • @ashleyricker1139
      @ashleyricker1139 4 года назад +23

      check out tana mongeau/paul’s new video she does the whole thing and it’s in asmr lmaoo

    • @a_j_all_day7382
      @a_j_all_day7382 4 года назад +7

      *saves video*

  • @agbm..
    @agbm.. 4 года назад +124

    The “mostly sober” thing got me 💀

  • @izzywillard2491
    @izzywillard2491 4 года назад +380

    “You bullying, you bullying, you bullying one of yOUUr own” 😂

  • @jennikkakietsathit2492
    @jennikkakietsathit2492 4 года назад +130

    No one isn’t gonna talk about how good she makes those phone sound effects. I can barely whistle.

  • @ashtonrigby1954
    @ashtonrigby1954 4 года назад +926

    Karuna: "I dont have any money for chicken nuggets."
    I see that reference fychubrygfcb
    Edit: I fell asleep after posting this and forgot all about it... then I comeback to see her heart it and 950 likes....

  • @cozicofi
    @cozicofi 11 месяцев назад +57

    it's tradition to come back to this every year

  • @yuno7989
    @yuno7989 4 года назад +1423

    karuna: are you old enough to have soda?
    also karuna: almost talks about her onlyfans page

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 года назад +11

      What time?

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 4 года назад +16

      @@dogedog8686 *8:32*

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 года назад +4

      Carrot and Peas I see

    • @CrqazyIWasCrazyOnce
      @CrqazyIWasCrazyOnce 4 года назад +16

      @@dogedog8686 You sounded like you wanted a link XD

    • @conga781
      @conga781 10 месяцев назад +5

      and how she had sex with the cab driver to pay for her fair 💀

  • @bbycryptic
    @bbycryptic 4 года назад +1223

    Auntie doesn’t ruin things she makes them better

    • @golden_tears_
      @golden_tears_ 4 года назад +7

      CopTart -3- she really does make Thanksgiving A whole lot better though 😂

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 года назад +2

      Tell that to the family group at the other end of the table who needs remove the sticks up their asses...

    • @bbycryptic
      @bbycryptic 4 года назад +2

      xXGolden TearsXx fr!

    • @bbycryptic
      @bbycryptic 4 года назад +2

      Scipio Africanus this made me laugh 😂

  • @abitheangel9933
    @abitheangel9933 4 года назад +251

    auntie: ranting about her life and quoting vines whilst attacking the family
    me: *quietly eating dinner, literally dead inside*

    • @phycxo
      @phycxo 4 года назад +1

      I was probably asleep

  • @yasminrobbins7760
    @yasminrobbins7760 3 года назад +1968

    "I said them... THEM!"
    Auntie may be weird but atleast she respects our pronouns

  • @oneminuteasmr6653
    @oneminuteasmr6653 4 года назад +707

    This video is mentally preparing me before I go to my psycho aunts house today lol

  • @sarahk.k.6232
    @sarahk.k.6232 4 года назад +485

    You should do a part two were the “daughter” is being asked about sneaking out to see the psycho aunty

    • @lapilasgamer693
      @lapilasgamer693 4 года назад +4

      Sarah k. K. omg yeess please

    • @storysims5620
      @storysims5620 4 года назад +2

      Sarah k. K. I agree!

    • @spencer-z5u
      @spencer-z5u 4 года назад +19

      Not even a daughter the viewer is clearly labeled gender neutral for all people to enjoy

  • @UrMom-il7sz
    @UrMom-il7sz 4 года назад +767

    An ASMR ad played before this... it was about how annoying loud ads are... I’ve been blessed

    • @ribbon9187
      @ribbon9187 4 года назад +20

      Ok but same like it was so nice

    • @catgirl9392
      @catgirl9392 4 года назад +2

      Wasn’t it that one guy? The asmr isn’t bad...

    • @UrMom-il7sz
      @UrMom-il7sz 4 года назад +5

      CatGirl what? I said I was blessed. ?

    • @randomthings9247
      @randomthings9247 4 года назад +3

      Omg i get that one two lol

    • @kmarie1331
      @kmarie1331 4 года назад +2

      CatGirl i think they meant that the ad was talking about how loud ads are obnoxious ✌️

  • @ellislol24
    @ellislol24 4 года назад +22

    Fun tip that is actually really cool!
    Every time she gets up and sorta leaves the screen (like at the start) if you’re watching with headphones like me you should take one out then when she enters frame again put it back on/in. It felt so real and just added to the experience! :D

  • @mariaestella9260
    @mariaestella9260 4 года назад +6578

    I’m sober
    I’m sober
    I’m sober
    I’m sobe-
    I’m LEGALLY sober🤣

    • @jadawilson292
      @jadawilson292 4 года назад +30

      Me

    • @andrewmyers1219
      @andrewmyers1219 4 года назад +111

      Next videos:
      Psycho aunt gets arrested on Black Friday
      Psycho aunt ruins Christmas

    • @unknownuser2814
      @unknownuser2814 4 года назад +8

      Why not? 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @medusa7690
      @medusa7690 4 года назад +12

      Why not? She isn’t allowed to go there on Christmas

    • @xoxo_mimii703
      @xoxo_mimii703 4 года назад +5

      Mood 😂

  • @ange7790
    @ange7790 4 года назад +301

    Me being the kid that sat alone with the crazy aunt because she’s the only one who would come over and bother me lol

  • @GirlWithHeadphones18
    @GirlWithHeadphones18 4 года назад +608

    15:22 “why is it that we CHEW corn, but it comes out of our ass, WHOLE” fhsjsghdjd karuna im screaming

  • @lailaa9721
    @lailaa9721 4 года назад +391

    I played this while my family was at the table, and my aunt as like “oh she acts just like me”🤣

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +54

      Laila Lopez this makes me so happy and sad lmao

    • @lailaa9721
      @lailaa9721 4 года назад +1

      Omg you answered

  • @Mrsdelacruxxx
    @Mrsdelacruxxx 4 года назад +51

    Idk why, but this video is the one video I can always go back to. Best role play, best ASMR. It was recommended to me by GibiASMR. Just truly the best video ever made of ASMR. I have seen it like 10 times lol

  • @noorcookie3257
    @noorcookie3257 4 года назад +2657

    “Why do we chew corn but it comes outta our ass?”
    *top 10 questions scientists could never answer*

    • @animeking936
      @animeking936 4 года назад +30

      Because we poop

    • @RaroHi
      @RaroHi 4 года назад +94

      cough, it's actually because human digestive juices aren't strong enough to digest corn. If they were, it'd probably destroy our stomach lining.

    • @teaganl4610
      @teaganl4610 4 года назад +27

      Cuz we don’t chew every individual piece of corn

    • @noorcookie3257
      @noorcookie3257 4 года назад +22

      Rey H cough, *i guess a future scientist who’s a nerd rn had answered it.*

    • @RaroHi
      @RaroHi 4 года назад +24

      @@noorcookie3257 It's okay, nerds are sexy. Knowing things doesn't make you a future scientist, it just increases your intelligence.

  • @justanglea
    @justanglea 4 года назад +1447

    Karuna: “DO YOU WANNA GO, DO YOU WANNA GO”
    Me: *slowly eats my mashed potatoes*

    • @zaramcferson5899
      @zaramcferson5899 4 года назад +13

      JUSTANGLEA I wouldn’t go for the mashed potatoes she told
      us they were dry 🤷‍♀️

    • @gaylahorn1066
      @gaylahorn1066 4 года назад +5

      I’m eating apple sauce 😂

    • @ajaxappeared7895
      @ajaxappeared7895 4 года назад +5

      ASMR & Edit Vids Apple sauce is a mood.

    • @NolanFam1
      @NolanFam1 4 года назад +4

      me to me to me to man

    • @Idk-qw5wx
      @Idk-qw5wx 4 года назад +4

      😂😂

  • @kurtieken9692
    @kurtieken9692 4 года назад +224

    “karuna teaching me how to roll a blunt”
    Me: i thought i was in the 6th grade🤔🤣

  • @spicypickles9974
    @spicypickles9974 4 года назад +100

    Me sitting here hoping for a part two for this thanksgiving like: 👁👄👁

  • @redhotratty
    @redhotratty 4 года назад +655

    i would be best friends with this aunt omfg the chaotic energy

    • @noellecannon1411
      @noellecannon1411 4 года назад +49

      Shes the type that will tell you something real and those words would last forever

    • @InnerPeaceBeauty
      @InnerPeaceBeauty 4 года назад +9

      Same!! I love her..

    • @devynhope925
      @devynhope925 4 года назад +8

      SAME I LOVE HER SO MUCH SMH

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +29

      The sad part of this is this is me in real life without the accent lmao. And I guess the fighting demeanor, unless it calls for it ;)

    • @InnerPeaceBeauty
      @InnerPeaceBeauty 4 года назад +4

      @@KarunaSatoriASMR I love it.. I was actually thinking about Auntie ALL day today (it's after 1am here in NZ) and I was like omg this is me...and this is how my family/ex's family see me.. Just like Auntie, I have a good heart and I mean well, it's just I prefer to not live a lie about who I am like my family does.. so that's why it's just me & my kids.. Much love to you Sarah.. We are each other's family xx

  • @wynniej_
    @wynniej_ 4 года назад +176

    Her yelling at everyone and finishing it each time with “that’s what I thought” is sooo funny to me 😭😭😭

  • @wildwitchwest
    @wildwitchwest 4 года назад +204

    "I'm grateful for the fact that I still got it. I still got the body" what an icon

  • @byrouj
    @byrouj 4 года назад +13

    This is talent 🥺🌻 the acting, the pace , the asmr wowowwowo

  • @hyungwonsicedtae3659
    @hyungwonsicedtae3659 4 года назад +1096

    Y’all cannot TELL ME she ain’t the BEST asmrtist on here

    • @sammie5445
      @sammie5445 4 года назад +9

      Hyungwon’s Iced Tae Karuna & Tingting are my absolute favorites 😌❤️

    • @sunnyday3117
      @sunnyday3117 4 года назад +7

      She’s good but Batala is my favorite

    • @matthewroman6807
      @matthewroman6807 4 года назад +1

      Ooh I go to Whispesred, Goodnight Moon, and Marno first

    • @hyungwonsicedtae3659
      @hyungwonsicedtae3659 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Roman I should definitely check them out!

    • @jobvandelaar7977
      @jobvandelaar7977 4 года назад +4

      @@hyungwonsicedtae3659 Marno is good also Raffy Taphy

  • @friedchicken9904
    @friedchicken9904 4 года назад +361

    Honestly Auntie is the real one cuz she always made time for us even when she was in jail and rehab.

  • @paytonsilva7257
    @paytonsilva7257 4 года назад +189

    "are you old enough for soda yet?"
    *proceeds to give me a grinder*

  • @hquin226
    @hquin226 3 года назад +105

    I appreciate the free lesson on how to roll a joint

    • @louiserules
      @louiserules 3 года назад +14

      A joint would be a "cigarette"
      A blunt is a "cigar"
      It's not that important to know the difference but I just wanted to share the information.

  • @zaraasmr_
    @zaraasmr_ 4 года назад +536

    *i didn’t even realise the background wasn’t real until you said about how the kitchen hadn’t changed 😂*

    • @sadie_3155
      @sadie_3155 4 года назад +33

      Zara ASMR I didn’t realise it wasn’t real until I read ur comment💀💀

    • @zaraasmr_
      @zaraasmr_ 4 года назад

      sadie _ ahah

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +10

      sadie _ it’s so crinkled I’m so happy people don’t notice though ahah ♥️♥️♥️

    • @maryj9207
      @maryj9207 4 года назад

      sadie _ 😂 same

  • @JaneDoe-cz5oe
    @JaneDoe-cz5oe 4 года назад +1739

    Next month: aunt ruins chrismas

  • @GROWYOURSELF
    @GROWYOURSELF 4 года назад +543

    This was highly entertaining and shows incredible acting skills. The only thing is, it was so stressful that I could not get any relaxation from it lmao BUT it's still a 10/10 video.

    • @vanilllapeaches
      @vanilllapeaches 4 года назад +11

      Athena Amoeba Couldn’t agree more! Glad someone said it!!

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +9

      , I was worried I wouldn't Be able to like the comment but instead of the 69 issue but it was at 68 so I proudly made it 69 like the fucking god I am

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +1

      *god I was

    • @chocoluv2717
      @chocoluv2717 4 года назад +2

      @@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Ahhh, I see you're a man of culture

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад +1

      @@chocoluv2717
      Indeed madame

  • @shaniquawhitfield94
    @shaniquawhitfield94 Год назад +10

    ok, this is now going to be my happy place. THANK YOU FOR THIS, girl. Between this and Blue...im no longer suicidal lol. Roughest week and now im actually inspired to take a walk outside in nature ...if im listening to these i can do it
    PS you're soooooo smart and funny. Secret comedy writer. And actress obviously. The dedication was unwavering

  • @blackm4009
    @blackm4009 4 года назад +909

    “ Why is it that we chew corn but it comes out of our ass whole “
    - karuna satori 2019

    • @sarahripley2344
      @sarahripley2344 4 года назад +23

      Black M but like fr HOW?

    • @brycelmaoo
      @brycelmaoo 4 года назад

      ???

    • @tempest206
      @tempest206 4 года назад +2

      Black M thats true though!!! Corn is weird

    • @chilledoutanna8466
      @chilledoutanna8466 4 года назад +2

      @@sarahripley2344 its because our stomachs can't digest it or something like that.

    • @tempest206
      @tempest206 4 года назад +1

      I am the asshole

  • @honeyappletoast
    @honeyappletoast 4 года назад +388

    “Are you old enough for soda?”
    *proceeds to give direction on how to roll a blunt*

    • @hungryhazel532
      @hungryhazel532 4 года назад +7

      I wanted to like this, but it's 69 so I just can't 👀

  • @lylianaquintanilla6481
    @lylianaquintanilla6481 4 года назад +813

    Me when I have a bad day: let’s go have thanksgiving with my aunt for the 557,865 time😭

    • @wildwitchwest
      @wildwitchwest 4 года назад +20

      right? that's what I'm doing right now

    • @meelisa4
      @meelisa4 4 года назад +9

      Gavroche Thomas Belcher I just found this video and I was intrigued 😂

  • @May_003
    @May_003 11 месяцев назад +12

    watching this as a grown up, i can just promise y'all THIS WOMAN is the only family member this kid is gonna be talking to and hanging out with when they grow up 😭 iykyk!