"Don't hoard cat food! Star Wars typhoon! You joke all night, but no more kung fu! No more cartoon, no no kunh-fu! No no kung fu!" He's spitting rhymes.
Things that gross Peyton Manning out: - Old Folks - Allergies - Having somebody yucky liking you - Denim golf jeans - Voldemort (Yes he said Voldemort) - Do-dads that scratch the wood, like scratchy things y'know?
"A baby is a... little man." "A chair is somewhere to sit." "The ghost is near." "The hobo theater is different." "Buy a toaster! You'll probably use it!"
Those are the player introductions that they play usually in the early part of the broadcast of a football game. The players usually say their name and what school they went to. What BLR does with them is genius.
"Don't hoard cat food. Star wars typhoon. We can joke all night, but no no kung foo? No more cartoons, no more kung foo. No no kung foo." Hahaha wtf the best phrase I think I'll EVER hear.
yep that's in fact a quote from the video we all just watched, word for word, that you added nothing too. aka spammy, pointless, annoying comment you made there, bud.
@@MagikarpMan stfu, just cuz wwe is fake doesnt mean its not cool to some ppl. Thats like saying that die hard isnt a good christmas movie cuz its not real
As a Colts fan, I must say, the amount of times you showed Colts players makes me happy. Robert Mathis: "I'm a nervous wreck" Teammate: "What?" 😂😂😂 But my favorite one is where he says, "Dragons are not true" 😂😂😂
“i found a girlfriend for the latin kid“ “eh sharon got out again!“ “my neighbor just had a cat party“ “you have to feed me... Horse eggs“ “hello little piggy“ 😂
"Umm... Allergies, old folks, that could sure do it... Just having somebody yucky like you, denim golf jeans, Voldemort. Yes I said Voldemort. Do dads that scratch the wood, like scratchy things you know?"
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"The ghost is near"
.... Oh god.....
"Wait what did he just ssssay?"
+The Cinema Cowboy i Busted out laughing at that part. wtf
"Heeeey spirits... y'all are creepy."
+The Cinema Cowboy They already had me but that line just ruined me lol
+The Cinema Cowboy "Hello little piggy" 3:19
2 years later and "the ghost is near" part still has me in tears
Hahaha I just cried laughing at that as well 🤣
try 9 years later. i think this video is still their best work. classic
@@zuzu2593agreed😂😂😂😂
Wait, what'd he s... I-I ju-- cryin' inside of me.
*The ocean dried up*
*Huh? Dried up?*
*Yeah dried up*
Already Used
global warming everyone
Already Used I
the funniest
"Don't hoard cat food! Star Wars typhoon! You joke all night, but no more kung fu! No more cartoon, no no kunh-fu! No no kung fu!"
He's spitting rhymes.
BLR isn't a group, it's one person. One person just did all those voices there. One VERY talented person.
He...does the girl voices too?
TheLovelyBonesFan Yes. Amazing, isn't?
Elalmadebudin
Very interesting
yeah, and he's all this people on screen too. Well fuck logic.
I thought there was a girl and a guy lol
"I'm gonna rest because I'm the best"
I bet that’s what he actually said lol
We heard
"The ghost is near."
noremaCW gets me every time
That's the best line...
"A baby is a little man"
"A chair is a place to sit"
Inspirational as hell
*"The ghost is near."*
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Things that gross Peyton Manning out:
- Old Folks
- Allergies
- Having somebody yucky liking you
- Denim golf jeans
- Voldemort (Yes he said Voldemort)
- Do-dads that scratch the wood, like scratchy things y'know?
I hollered at that one
ikr i hate old folks
Having somebody yucky liking you hahaha
Like you, not liking you.
Sound like one of Stefons clubs
0:00 to 3:47 is my favourite part.
samee
The Real MoutacheBunny I would not wanna have a rap battle with uncle jimmy I mean that guy can flazo
After 3:47 it went to shit :1
tall order for dwarfs lmao
The Real MoutacheBunny lolol
Shortly I came across a wooden stick.
didn't expect to see you here Jevy
JEV!!!!
He must have been with Yoda that day
I brought the golden staff to the village.
Brought the golden staff to the village.
4 years later and “wrist nub” is still hilarious.
"I'm a nervous wreck..."
W H A H T
7 years later and “wrist nub” is still hilarious
Honestly, all this time I thought he said wrist lump. The voice totally fit T-sizzle though, lol.
Wrist nub! Wrist nub!
But I donn wanna simmr down
"I'm a nervous wreck" LMAO his face looks perfect when he says it too
Literally come back to this so many years later and I still can’t stop laughing 😂 the “what” right after is what gets me
@@LovingDatMinecraft bro it'll never get old lmao
I can relate.
This, my friends, is comedy.
No, this is bad lip reading.
magnusbjarnisk no this is spa... forget it that joke has been used too much....
aldo2k6 no, this is patrick
la gi no, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!
Gabe Whelan no, this joke has been used too much
i always assumed they were shouting about Mace Windu
schmoyoho love your channel
Omg Schmoyoho. Same
schmoyoho love your videos.
OMG schmoyoho
‘Mace Windu?’
"The ocean dried up"
"Dried up?"
"Yeah, dried up."
This is apart from science.
"They crushed his cape! They crushed his fuzzy cape!"
You know what word he actually said in place of "fuzzy" right?
I have a feeling I know what "Not Timmy!" originally was too.
"Aunt Sharon got out again". I've never related to anything more in my entire life.
I've spent all this time thinking he said "Ed Sheeran got out again"
@@janeray8742 "I'm in love with the shape of you" growing more and more distant as they chase after him. The project that escaped.
I personally relate to the man who said "I'm a nervous wreck."
For real though, my aunts name is sharon
@@janeray8742 I’m laughing 😂
1:56 "brought the golden staff to the village" lmao
2:08 those two are better
2:16 "the ghost is near."
“I found a girlfriend for the latin kid.”
*am i the only person who thought of fez from that 70s show?*
You are not alone
i thought of that too bahahahaha
Me to
2:08 - Those two sentences. So. Deep.
"NOT TIMMY!" 😂😂
"A baby is a... little man."
"A chair is somewhere to sit."
"The ghost is near."
"The hobo theater is different."
"Buy a toaster! You'll probably use it!"
I like toast. Hurry up!
i meet grannies all the time
" I don't wannaaa simmer down "
RobsterLive/DerpityMedia c
"You have to feed meeeeee horse eggs."
3:20 “Buy a toaster, you’ll probably use it” is still so funny to me and I can’t explain why lol
"I will sing for you, when you've begged me, and you will beg me" LMFAO
"I'm a nervous wreck" 01:27 omg!!
My fav
"Aunt Sharon got out agaaainnnnn!"
Lost it! 😂😂😂😂
+Angel S It sounded like Ed Sheeran to me
+Bryden O'Neill to me to
Bryan Playz Gosh darn Ed, stop getting out
+Bryden O'Neill Maybe, aunt Sharon is funnier lol
Angel S *Ozzy voice* Sharon! Stop getting out!
I think I quote 1:27 "I'm a nervous wreck" everyday of my life
"What?" 😂
Brought the golden staff to the village
+Jared Shea Love your profile picture :D
PantherRoar Wolf thanks
+Jared Shea same
He was on a quest
2:16 THE GHOST IS NEAR
"Buddy, there's a rat over there. K. Dude you hear what I said? there's a rat over? Yeah. Now they're... They're in our van. Yeah"
"Hey you dont gotta step on us" said the birds.
this part is where I started to crack up
What could gross you out, old folks just something like you
Somebody yucky like you, allergies,
GNNandmore RUclips Voldemort
"I'm gonna rest, cause I'm the best!"
I'm gonna post, cause I like that one the most!
"My neighbor just had a cat party"
I am that neighbor
Lol
Are you going to Angela's cat party on Saturday?
"Taylor Swift, do you want to wrestle? ...please?" I love the player intros.
Pretty hilarious, I punched a high school kid in the knee
"look i can spin around" lol
Wandering Wade that was a fucking outro..... intro??? It wasn’t at the start it was at the end
Those are the player introductions that they play usually in the early part of the broadcast of a football game. The players usually say their name and what school they went to. What BLR does with them is genius.
Wandering Wade lmao
"What do you look like in you're dreams?"
"I got an afro, wooden leg and a weird eye"
Borat A *big afro*
2:02 I will sing for you, when you’ve begged me. And you WILL beg me.
IM BEGGING YOU!!!
"A baby is a little man" "A chair is somewhere to sit" LOL
No more cartoons and no more kung-fu? Awwww.
Dean Andrews they crushed his cape!!
THEU CRUSHED HIS FUZZY CAPE
Where's that owl ? Blending in ?
Dean Andrews edsheran got out again!!
Dean Andrews how Is that awww??
"Baby is a little man" "A chair is somewhere to sit" I'm dead
2:08 - 2:11 I don't know why but I crack up at this every time
hope dean because it's hilarious
hope dean 1:52 - 1:58
@@Braiining that part made me laugh hard 2:48
Me too😂😂😂
Shortly i came across a wooden stick
Brought the golden staff to the village
Brought the golden staff to the village.
It's quite hilarious to visit puppets.
Mace windu?!
I like toast hurry up
I love the "I'm a nervous wreck" one.
Ikr
"A friend? Never!"
"I'm gonna rest, coz I'm the best"
I'm using that!
"Don't hoard cat food. Star wars typhoon. We can joke all night, but no no kung foo? No more cartoons, no more kung foo. No no kung foo." Hahaha wtf the best phrase I think I'll EVER hear.
I just can't help I-
Heh heh.
I just- Heh heh.
I just now sat on gum.
You're right, not as funny! XD
THE GHOST IS NEAR!
i brought the golden staff to the village
awesomeking6 Eddie.
I need you, to cut my hair.
Pretty hilarious,I punched a high school kid in the knee.
"A half and a half ain't an apple."
You sure?
+Jeffrey Riley u sure buddY?
1:32 "3rd & Owl". Those hidden gems in these videos
lmao
And the start, flag is talent show
shortly i came across a wooden stick 😂😂
brang the staph the the village
+akooshnooh no brut da guldin staf to the vilig
I know lol
Hey Jessica, don't call me
yep that's in fact a quote from the video we all just watched, word for word, that you added nothing too. aka spammy, pointless, annoying comment you made there, bud.
"The ocean dried up. It dried up" So good XD
Need to do a WWE one!
Hahaha!
Damn 6 years old
@@MagikarpMan ikr
Nobody wants a grown ass man screaming,"CHICKDN NUGGETS", While beating another one to death
@@MagikarpMan stfu, just cuz wwe is fake doesnt mean its not cool to some ppl. Thats like saying that die hard isnt a good christmas movie cuz its not real
"A half and a half aint an apple"
So inspirational it put a teer in my eye
You have to feed meee.... Horse Eggs!
Emily L I don't wanna....simmer down.
Emily L dragons are not true
Voldemort yes I said Voldemort
"Where's that owl? Blending in?"
doubleplay hayden if you look at the score card it's 3rd & owl
+cymon tempier really?
doubleplay hayden "I wonder if there's a rodent out there."
Helo little piggy
doubleplay hayden
Hoot. Hoot, HOOT!
All of these are golden but my favorites are:
"You have to feed meeeee horse eggs"
"Taylor Swift. You wanna wrestle?" LMAO
"Shorty, I came across a wooden stick." XD
And brought the golden staff to the village
Because the ghost is near.
Kenny Person
its shortly... still funny :)
actually the whole video is funny!
Oh yeah I meant shortly lol :)
this should be shown during the superbowl commercials
"a chair is somewhere to sit" someone give this guy a medal please
+Emily Leighton LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vernon Parker ahh thank you thank you! XD
Speech 100
"Okay you don't gotta step on us"
- The Birds
i lost it at "the ghost is near"
+Darth Klumpy Didn't know if the Bills player was part of trent cole's part lol
+Darth Klumpy Is that a meme or just a random phrase BLR decided to use?
+ImaJustKeeding It just matched what his lips were saying (and fit his creepy eyes)
Me too 😂😂
+Darth Klumpy me too lol
"I'm a nervous wreck" such brilliance.
0:08 The scoreboard says talent show! At 0:40 the microphone says BLR and again at 2:29. At 1:33 the scoreboard says 3rd and owl. Yeah.
Good eye!
3rd and owl. XD
Those were obvious. :/
LOL
oh yeah. thank you for pointing those out
Son: “Dad, why did I get an F on this test?”
Dad: “Well son, a half and a half ain’t an apple.”
Mi hijo, why is this a B and not an A? 😠
0:59 Of course leave it to the Chargers to say something like "The ocean dried up"
Me gusta este
Lol
So true
+Mister Niceguy Well, it is California. The droughts hit so hard it seems like the ocean dried up.
The time 1:59 has nothing to do with the ocean. So think again
"A chair is somewhere to sit"
Kwanzaa amazing! I never knew that!😜
Kwanzaa ☆ and...
"Hello little piggy"
🤣😅🤣
A half and a half don't make an apple!
Brandon Welborn
Words to live by sir.
+Brandon Welborn Of course, they make a watermelon!
the consistency over the years with Tom Brady is the best. I request a Tom Brady compilation.
As a Colts fan, I must say, the amount of times you showed Colts players makes me happy.
Robert Mathis: "I'm a nervous wreck"
Teammate: "What?"
😂😂😂
But my favorite one is where he says, "Dragons are not true" 😂😂😂
I lost it at 1:17 when tom brady said this is not a toy
This should be a try not to laugh
"hey Jessica don't call me"
1:41 - 1:52 always cracks me up. That's one of the best bad lip reading in this clip.
the ghost is near
I love that part
Adam Iskandar The sound effect was so good XDDDDD
His eyes were perfect for that saying too xD
Haha yes! two mentions of toast! Day is made!
I didn't know you watch this Toast lol.
Squeaky Gamer Everyone watches this. Everyone. Even people who love orange peanuts.
Buy a toaster
You’ll probably use it
0:01 "Hey loooook, I'm spinning arounnnnnd!" XD lmao
“i found a girlfriend for the latin kid“
“eh sharon got out again!“
“my neighbor just had a cat party“
“you have to feed me... Horse eggs“
“hello little piggy“
😂
My favorite line is still "An orange peanut? For ME? Well, I accept you!"
"Im a nervous wreck" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
What?
JustInsanity that shit had me dieing 😂😂
one of my favorite parts. his face when he "says" that is classic.
That one kills me! 😂🤣😂🤣 his face! And the side glance before he says it 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
1:26
Finally NFL is mildly interesting.
Speak for yourself
You Need Kristaps he's just saying that it's usually just so absolutely painfully boring and that this actually makes it funny
You Need Kristaps I'd rather watch paint dry and I know win not the only one
TheJapanChannelDcom
I like college football
Go seminoles! And the Hurricanes
This guy
*plot twist: this is what they were actually saying.*
lie
Lie that’s not true
plot twist youre not the first to comment this
Shortly, I came across a wooden stick.
Yeah ok Yoda
but it's just a stick!
1:28
I said the same thing when a girl found out I liked her.
said what?
I'm a nervous wreck?
Noob
I'm guessing you're rather young? XD
yeah
" Don't hoard cat food. Star Wars typhoon. You can joke all night but no no Kung foo "
no more cartoons, no more Kung fu😂
no no Kung fu
nervous wreck
Rochelle Eskue
de de van
I wonder what real NFL players think of these? 🤣
Needs a Video
Jack's Film Orchard just not fine bros
Ha
NFL players react
I would watch a Bad Lip Reading full-length movie.
I don't care if I have to pay, I want to laugh endlessly until I'll have hemiplegia.
"THE GHOST IS NEAR."
... "Wait what did he just..... crying inside of me"
"A chair is somewhere to sit"😂😂😂
I love that line! Lol xD
I was fuckin dying
Tray The GreatTv That's my favorite one!
skeeta1068 lol yea mine too
Tray The GreatTv That is one of my faves its so funny LOL
Gotta remember to yell, "Poppycock" next time I disagree with the ref.
"I'm a nervous wreck"
RUSTED DIAMOND What?
😂😂😂
I come back to this whole video just for that part lol
No I
"Umm... Allergies, old folks, that could sure do it... Just having somebody yucky like you, denim golf jeans, Voldemort. Yes I said Voldemort. Do dads that scratch the wood, like scratchy things you know?"
*old folks, allergies
Lol I think these guys are clever
i would not want to have a rap battle with uncle Jimmy, i mean that guy can fli-zow
absolutely lost it at that one!
He eats a bunch of musket balls every day.
Hey Taylor Swift, you wanna wrestle? XD
Please?
"Hey Taylor Swift, wanna wrestle?" IT KILLS ME EVERYTIME HAHAHAHAHAHA
please
ikr
"A chair is somewhere to sit" ok
No shit.
You don't say
+Julia Straub Bad Day?
Cool cool.
A light switch turns me on
"A baby is a little man."
+Nylah TheCat hahaha that was my favorite for sure
+Nylah TheCat "Wrist numb, wrist nub" 0:57 I lost it
+Nylah TheCat Def Leppard's new song Dangerous is so amazing!
“A friend?... Never”... 🤣🤣
"This just... ahaha! This ahahah I just done sat on gum!"
Lilly B Why they do Vince Wilfork like that lol
Freaking brilliant!!!
Hello little piggy
I will bring my golden staff to the village
This is hilarious! Laughing all the way
I like how it says "Talent Show" up in the corner on the first scene there xD
This is the 2nd NFL vid. Awesome job again!
*Great videos here!!*
Who the hell dislikes these? 4800 dislikes? Too many humor-impaired individuals out there...
"THEY CRUSHED HIS CAPE! THEY CRUSHED HIS FUZZY CAPE!!!"