"MY KIDNAPPING STORY" - Stand Up Comedy by Manoj Bhandari
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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This is my 3rd Stand Up Comedy video and a pretty special one for me. For years I have been wanting to share this story where I was KIDNAPPED and finally it's here.
After all this when i reached home, my father, my entire family including the new member my Jijaji, were just too glad that i was alive. We did call the police, and it turned out that these 4 people had been on a rampage for almost a week and just a night before they had kidnapped and shot a guy who was apparently the son of a judge and had thrown him into a nullah (kakrola/najafgarh drain, near dwarka mor). As per police, these guys just wanted to get real quick famous in the crime world.
That Maruti zen was a stolen one. They had snatched it 2 days back from a random middle class guy. They just used to snatch car from people as soon as these four ran out of gas/petrol in their car.
My brother in law took me to the nearby hospital (Ayushman hospital dwarka) after some time at around 1 am and there was no hidden injury except the memories of that ride which are etched in my mind till date.
My only advice, bachpan me bachhon ko ye bhi sikhana chahiye ki anjaan admi se khane ki cheez ke alawa lift bhi nhi leni chahiye. Take lift or give lift at your own risk.
Saale mera voter id bhi le gaye. Bc mai vote nhi kar pa raha hun (joke).
Maine agle 1 saal tak koi LIFT nhi li. Apni building ke 6th floor tak mai seedhiyon se jaata tha. Gym jaata tha par gym me koi weight LIFT nahi kiya. 1 saal tak sirf cardio kiya.
Jokes apart. Thanks for watching this. Do follow on instagram, baaki details wahan share karunga. Aur live shows pe aao yaar, aur bhi stories hain, jokes hain. Basically bahut baatein karni hain tum sab se. Will be putting out some shows soon. Live shows ke link 1st comment me hain. mark interested on book my show so that i know you are interested and i can soon visit your city as well.
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Special Thanks to Akshay Srivastava, Yash Rathi and Maitrayee Shrimali. You guys are awesome.
Thanks to producers (Hijas Moosa, Mohit Kumaram, Gaurav Aher, Kartik Shukla) for the various spots.
Video Edited by : Yash Rathi
Audio edited by : Yash Barse
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Video Title Should Be 20,000 Ki Lift 😂
Bhai glti ho gai apki video dekhi haste haste pet dard ho gya mera dwai khai h thik krne ke liye had h yar itna me aj km se km 3 saal bad hasa hounga 🙏🙏🙏🙏bhai grt yar grt
Funny video
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love bro love from #berojagaar
Bhai mazza aaagya
This is my new favourite stand up video 👏🏼👏🏼
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❤❤yash bhai tumhe bhi love you yar
Ap dono hi bohot bacche ho 😊❤💕💖
chemistry sir here 😂
Ayoo Yash!
Tumhe bhi jarurat padti h kya chatkule sunne ki
"Raat ke andhere mai, gaadi ke andher raat..." 👀
Hats off bhai 🙌.....for sharing your story.....
If this was not a "comedy"...... could have been a "FIR statement"....but a humorous one😅
One of the best stand up comedian
His expressions are just great ❤❤❤
❤️..do share with your frnz
@@bhandarismanoj yes bhai done!
Infact I will be watching this one with my friends for sure
That's the Art ❤️ finding funny from a dangerous past! loved your set bro! Keep going 💥
❤️ thanks man..
So funny brother mja aa gya 😂
oh my god i can't stop thinking about the whole situation and how would you have felt😭
imagine his kidnapers watching this video ☠☠
nah they are in jail
"Seedha ghar jaiyo, varna kidnap ho jaega". 😂😂😂
You created it very well.
You are legit good in this, I was laughing and feeling the trauma at the same time. Great storytelling.
❤️ do share
Yaad hu Bhai Mai hi tha low confidence wala
Aur me nashe me tha
Proof
@@Banneraizen_ watashiwa soul society
Tu hi tha kidnapper
@@Raazi64 yes
the story is traumatizing af but hats off to ur art u bent it in such a way it seemed so funny...👐👐
Thanks..do share with your frnz ❤️
saw him in an open mic before the pandemic. that set was impressive too, knew that he would shine someday.
Isse zada mai bina video dekhe hass leta hu
Real story ni he bhai
@@bhandarismanoj wait!! I wanted to hear about your parents and family reaction!!!!
The whole set was on the edge. I was constantly stuck between the thought that whether I should laugh or not. Loved it 😊
❤️..do share with your frnz ❤️
So nice scene, I supported your performance.. Criminal can do everything. Yes it's right... ☹️🤐👹👽☠️
The way you converted your traumatic experience into a hilarious performance 👏👏👏
Thanks..do share with your frnz ❤️
dark comedy
Ohh come on that was definitely not real story. It's a cooked one. But he did it well
@@sahilsandhu1969 it wasn't fake, check the video description
😂😂Abbe banata hy reality nhi hota
Scorpia hoti toh kidnap kyo karta😂😂
Chalo Bhai ₹30 bach gaya
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Hats off to the courage of sharing the painful experience in this way. And those lines that I was not thinking about the small things but about the unpredictability of the life, it’s so true that we end up thinking about the things which never matter more than life ..throughout the life.
Thank you for this wonderful set❤️.
❤️thanks renu..do share with your frnz
Ooooo
Man i rarely laugh while watching standup comedy but your line where the kidnapper gives you the "kata" Got me😂😂😂... Definitely subscribing n sharing with my buddies.
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Glad to attend this show live, it was so awesome! I still laugh hearing it.
Thanks..i remember..you actually are a great standup audience..thanks for the support and share it with your frnz ❤️
CA
आइये चलते हैं comment बॉक्स की तरफ़ और देखते हैं की expart इस बारे मे क्या राय देते है😂
What a video….didn’t stop laughing for the entire time….waiting for the next one 😂😂😂😂
That was an incredible story told in super funny way .. amazing punches all through.. 😂😂
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@@bhandarismanoj did those four guys tought you to deliver these amazing punches?
पूरे 1700 😂😂😂
pure 130
cash**😂
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Bro hats off to you taking such a traumatic experience and turning it into such a fun stand up
❤️ do share
@@bhandarismanoj Bhai 20march Sunday that Sunday kaunsa college hota hai bro
@@jamnskehc1298 bhai meri sunday ko lectures lagte h university me🥲
@@vibudhrathore it's fake story. 99.9% times Sunday is holiday, but I'm okay with it being made up story as atleast it was funny
@@jamnskehc1298it's not, check the description
The part he said
"finnaly i was getting lift"
i laughed unconsciously for an hour xD
I am confused ki main hasu ya apke trauma ke bare me sochu 🤭🤭
One of the finest comedy set on RUclips and one of my favourite storyteller. All the best brother 🍻
Thanks bhai
@@bhandarismanoj bhai kasam se mereko lagta hai ki yahi tha wo low confidence wala
Ye hasne vale logo ko mute kiya karo yaar
Tb pta kaise lgega hsna kb hai
@@suryathakur5765 bat to sahi hai
@@suryathakur5765 agree
@@suryathakur5765😂😂
😂@@suryathakur5765
Now that's we call a stand-up comedy🛐❤️
Hats off to you brother❤️
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@@bhandarismanoj ofc ❤️
Zakir khan laughing in corner 🗿
But this is also good 😌 ❤️❤️🔥
@@faijalkhan87 yeah he is a very good stand up comedian for sure! But let's take a moment to appreciate this underated one!
@@krish01_ ofcourse bro ❤️
“Katta hath mein de diya “😅 sahi hai😂 eagerly waiting to know what happened aftr u reached home!!! Jijaji ne kya kaha…
#bhandarismanoj is a bhandaar of jokes full of punches 👍
Read description of the video
Belive me, you are going long way just 2 to 3 video and you are on trending 😍😍
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Converted a trauma into comedy. Amazing bro 👏
❤️ do share with your frnz
Comedian :- Hello Dosto
Audience :- 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I dont deserve a scorpio was personal
Bhai lagta aap delhi me nhi up me kidnapped huye the🤣🤣🤣
If a person like him exists who can find fun even in people's worst trauma then anything is possible
I can't imagine how he converted his trauma into something comedy...
Abhishek upmanyu ki taraha bolta hain ye to 😂😂
amazing video bhandari I still recall the incident when you told us it was really horrific but u made it really funny bro.
Yeah man..Thanks a lot bhai❤️
@@bhandarismanoj do share with ur frnds
@@jailer2033 😂
Gifted at relating a story that actually happened. Even though I don’t speak or understand the language, I was reading at a very fast pace. Desperate and dangerous people.
It's a sad story with its sadness continuing now in his thoughts even when spoken creatively to make us all laugh. It is obvious that a crowd all drunk would be laughing but the ones watching on RUclips can smell it. All the best bhai!
Wow Manoj u rock man , Your life’s real life most dangerous incident you have narrated it in a most funny way 👏
Well, glad that you made it alive and kicking. I lived in Dwarka Sec 4 and went for long evening walks in the most aloof places. Some places were extremely dark especially during winters. Must admit that Dwarka gives some shit scary vibes. Once my mom became a victim of daylight robbery when snatchers came and took out her new smartphone verg easily. Thank God that nothing more happened. That itself sent shivers down our spines. Can only imagine how traumatizing the whole incident must have been with you.
The way he explains his story ,he create a seen in ours minds 🔥❤️💢
I'm heavily impressed how you managed to keep the positive vibe while telling something devastating.. As something similar happened.. I can understand the moment where your life hangs between your decisions and an angry paranoid guy with a gun.. Who might even accidentally shoot while threatening somebody 'cause of crippling anxiety - hence low confidence
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This was amazing yaar it seems like you are doing stand up since years then I read your description box and it was your 3rd stand-up.mindblown this one is actually making me laugh 😂 you are my new favourite😁
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i visualize the whole story with you 🤣...great work 👍👍
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This is scary and funny at the same time but good work man😂
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Greatest of all time! ❤
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What a great and funny way to describe this kind of horrible incident that you can feel the fear and laugh at the same time together
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I really wish those kidnappers leave some comment on your video.
Bro Yash Rathi ko bolo ki bo bhi jaldi video Dale apni
Awesome .. never wanted it to end...
Wanted it to go on and on.
Amazing talent
❤️..do read the description of the video and share this with your frnz
*Very skilled storytelling and high level of mic control and confidence*
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0:15 we found our Desi Eminem
😂
Upmanyu ki sasti copy
The father by voice only realized something is wrong with his son and immediately informed jijaji, kudos to Jijaji also to handle the matter as calm as possible.
bro its the best comedy video that I have ever seen in my life
it is best
loved it
😘😘🥰😎🤣🤣🤣
So many times I was with you for open mic but never got to see this set and this Manoj....enjoyed it a lot dear... Lucky you...even kidnapper gave you set...
Thanks bhai
Very well narrated...Got glued to the video for 15 min of Comedy.
Exhibition of exemplary art of storytelling.
❤️..do share with your frnz
This was your real story 🥺 but the way you shared your experience with funny elements hats off Manoj ji ❤️
Seriously you are amazing .... After a long ... Aj mene koi comedy video dekhi .... Hats off to you for your struggle not underestimate you
Love from Kashmir man
Hat's off 👊❤️
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You got internet??
2:50 मैं तो एक अबला मर्द हूँ ✊😂😂😂
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Dude ur good! Wasn't expecting such good content and ur way of story telling considering the fact I'm watching u for first time!!!
Brother you are going really great very clean and good comedy ❤🙌
I really enjoyed your video. It was funny and scary at the same time. Things like these shouldn't happen and I am sorry that you had to go through that.
Outstanding comedy Manoj sir ❤️❤️🤣
Damn traumatizing but the way you turned the things is simply awesome man♥♥
Such a underrated comedian. Hats off to your talent man.
Love from NEPAL 🇳🇵 ❤
Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Buss Hogaya Bhai Ajj Ka Kota Puri Raat Haseen Hogayi Yeh Video Dhek K Love You Brother 😂❤️🫂
beech mai muje dukh bhi lag raha tha aur hassi bhi aa rahi thi
"gym jaata tha par gym mein koi weight LIFT nhi kiya" oooohhhh but good thing is you're alive ❤️
Bro you made by day ...
Hatss of to you brother and onw thing more keep posting vdo's❤😍
God!!! What an experience it must have been and you just turned it up side down into humourous way!!!👏🏼 You are amazing!!! You deserve a lot of happiness. I remember one experience of myself, when I wanted to save some hundred rupees and I took a different route....where I got robbed of thousand rupees. Great job!!!🙌🏼
Bhai ,l literally saw this video 2 times,or dono bar mujhe hasne aya😂😂
bhai tum Kisi ko stage saaf copy kr rahe ho ,,I don't no know who's this but comedy to lg hi nhi Rahi such me...
This was the best stand up comedy I have ever seen
My goodness... What an experience!! And you made it so hilarious... Thank God you're alive. Live long, live safe 🤗
I had a good laugh watching this and saw the rest of the two videos as well!! This was sooo fun. Never imagined that a serious experience like this can also be presented in such a cool and humorous wayy!!
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@@bhandarismanoj sureeeee:)
When he say they are kashmiri.. My heart brokes.. 😭🥺💔.. I am from kashmy.. ❣️
Don't take it to your heart bhai..it was just the language that they were speaking..much love to you..tkcre.. ❤️
@@bhandarismanoj ❤💜
Mai abhi pahli baar aapko suna or sunte hi subscribe kr liya .
A Great set!!! I believe when you're writing such incidents in a comical way it's one of the hardest things but when you get the flow, it becomes very easy. I am infact too, trying to convert such a serious incident in a set, let's see how it goes. Once again you were AWESOME✅
I watched you live and watched the video again and I am still laughing 🤣🤣🤣
You are absolutely hilarious and so handsome ☺️
Friendship with gunde😂😂. Really nice standup
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Bro I watched it for first 5 minutes and believe me there was not even a single change on my face...
i only laughed for the first half🙃
Deep💥
I was actually not expecting this type of comedy before clicking.
Wahh sammaa bandh diya bhai 😂
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And finally I was getting a lift😂😂, love you bro❤
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I can feel your pain behind all these witty cracks ! You're awesome 👍🏼
❤️do share with your frnz
I got kidnapped in U.P too chodu
Every one was laughing but he is giving a message, live in the present bcz if anyone in this situation remembered what he has done, not what he has to be done
itni bhaari comedy
You are my favourite 💜
Please keep it up 🌼
bless you 💗
This is brilliant writing and narration. Hats off to you.
Manoj Bhai aap kamaal ho bhai.. khatarnak incident ko kya bakhoobi comedy mein convert Kia bhai.. kamaal kar dia bhai.. poori story imagine kar sakte .. aur hasi toh rokni pad rahi bhai 😊
Number liye gunde doston ka ,yaad to kar raha hu par koi nhi aa raha madad karne ke liye, mujhe unki zarurat hai kyuki Mai abhi Scorpio par hu
police ke 😭
Why his dimple is so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺 awwww even if he makes weird faces, it still looks cute🥺🥺🥺🥺
Itni dangerous incident ko joke mein dala bhaiji, great ho tum, what a courageous man.i can still feel your pain in your comedy. Thanks a lot for this ❤️
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@@bhandarismanoj bilkul sir ji, waise Manoj naam ki video share krunga to log halke mein lenge 😆 🤣, Raju theek rahega
That was some real engaging content .... 👍👍 ... Filled with thrill and fun at same time
❤️ do share with your frnz
Abhishek Upmanyu or Manoj Bhandari alag alag hai kya 😂😂