The "I'm on holiday don't call me" is actually in the French work law. Employers must respect breaks, holidays and resting time in general and only contact workers in case of emergency. This is to avoid abuses.
@@sadboi1972 I know it's a joke, but here is the serious answer. You can demand French citizenship if you have legally lived and worked in France for 5 years, and have a sufficient knowledge of the French language. If your spouse and/or your kid live outside France, this may not work. Some conditions can reduce or erase this time, but most requires being from a francophonic country or having served inside France's army. Also, I'm not sure but it is what would seem normal to me, but labor laws may be the same for non-French legally living and working in France.
Also, USA : A is in theory the best possible score, but teachers invented A+, A++ because "you can always improve yourself". France : 20/20 is nearly impossible and suspicious because "perfection does not exists", so teachers will give you a maximum score of 19/20 or 19.5/20 (yes, we DO use decimals).
Let alone the 19.75/20 (and even sometimes, 19.80/20). But in France, the teachers begin to use color coding or letters (even in high school sometimes) because of the "stress of getting notes". (but it's as bad as the notes because of the lack of accuracy)
India: "Dad I got a 100/100!!" "But I think our neighbour's kid also got 100/100" "Yeah, I mean that's the highest score" "You're a FAILURE you shouldn't even deserve these luxuries you're being provided with. You should've at least got 102/100" "..."
Quite accurate. My colleague in the US was eating in the office instead of going to a cafeteria downstrairs because walking the corridor+using the elevator was taking too much time.
@@ASS_ault Stressing out kids and making them eat in a rush is definitely worse than adding an hour of free time in their schedule, this toxic way of life is actually a big factor in overweightness
@@damiiiiiiiii I meant it in the sense of "we French tends to argue a lot with our friends. Criticizing is small talk in France, and conflicting views a hallmark of honesty. Up to a point oc. But yeah this can lead to the kind of phone exchange portrayed in the video. You're irritated in the way that only ppl you care about can actually annoy you.
@@redford4ever ah okay now I get it. And you’re soo lucky if you’re French I literally think French is just a pure love language even when they are mad lol. I’m half Turkish half Norwegian and it don’t work out for us in that way at all :D
😂😂😂😂😂ikr I’ve heard it alot when my frds try to say bonjour and French frds are like: is it look like a jour to you? Cuz its soire for us They always try to correct you😂and never let you make mistakes
@@KingoftheJuice18 In general, 2 weeks vacation to start with, then a 3rd week after 5 years, then a fourth week after 15 years. Sick days varies, from companies to companies. From 40 hours a years to 80 hours. In some companies you loose those at the end of the year and start over at the beginning of the next year. Some better companies lets you accumulate your sick days up to 300 hours (also variable). In one company, I was able to sell some sick days down to 160 hours, then you start accumulating more every week you work.
One of the things that I notice about French character is when he is playing the French he shrinks his neck to make his face a little fatter but with american or others he hold it normally so His face look thiner like more mature face than France But also his amazing facial expression shows he is a natural actor
I don't restrain myself to vacation: my work isn't the kind I can bring home so as soon as I've clocked out for the day I won't give a shit about anything work related.
one thing i noticed in france that is really cool is that work isn't so fucking constant and stressful as in the us. they get better benefits, more time off, better hours and sunday is pretty much rest day for everyone.... god they were just vibing compared to when i got back to the US airport and all the moms were absolutely unhinged and angry and everyone was just extremely stressed. like the stress was palpable, and i had gotten so used to the vibe in southern france that i wasn't expecting that at all.. but it hits u like a wave
The "respond" thing is just golden. They actually don't use the word answer, like never in a lifetime. Sure, it's a false friend, but that's valid for Italians as well, and I fuckin know the difference!
Yes, exactly. In the context of a question being asked, answer translate in répondre/rispondere in FR and IT, respectively. However, we do use répondre/rispondere as respond, just in different contexts (i.e. in biology, the nervous system responds to stimuli, or we can and cannot respond to insults).
Tip: you can never have enough points at a test in France. Either your parents won't care or they'll want you to do better. Another tip, once you're looking for a job, actually absolutely nobody will give a *** about your scores.
The french school really uses grades as the last token of authority available to teachers. They pretend to grade everybody equally, but watch them lose the mind as soon as parents ask for anonymous tests. How are they to bump up minorities and pay-to-win private lesson students, otherwise?
@@TheZapan99 School really must have changed since I was there, I don't remember anything about minority bumping (isn't that an american/british thing?). And I have no recollection about public teachers promoting paid privates classes, all the contrary actually. Back in 2009, my city was put ablaze by students riots when the state tried to pull something like this.
@@lnomsim2 It's simple, really. Most teachers are socialists that abuse the neutrality of their function by sitting at their own children's school council. As socialists, they favor he entryism of minorities in prestigious school programs, both by bumping their grades and by blaming other students for their indiscipline. The only way to make sure they do not target you as a white student is TO PAY THEM by joining after-class private tutoring lessons. The last education minister that tried to impose a ban on teachers private tutoring while their class is full of drop-outs (S. Royale) was immediately forced to resign.
His description of French is so accurate except for the one on notes, some families are like this but it's not such a large thing as asians families for example because after the 2nd or 3rd year of middle school, having a 20/20 become something rare for most people because 20/20 is supposed to be perfect so teachers are pretty damn careful about it and will give like 18, 19 or even 19,5/20. But to be fair most parents set like a grade cap and if you're under you failed, this cap really depends on families and can evolve with time, for example mine was 12/20 and I have seen a lot of 10/20, 14/20 or 15/20
Mes parents m'ont jamais jugé pour mes notes, mais que ce soit en bien ou pas, donc quand ils regardaient mes notes 2-3 fois dans l'année, si j'avais des trucs pas oufs ils faisaient un peu semblant de me gronder, et quand j'étais tout content quand j'avais des bons résultats ils me disaient « bah encore heureux c'est normal », l'année dernière en L1 j'ai eu 15 au premier semestre et ils ont quand même réussi à me dire que j'aurais pas dû avoir autant de points en moins au deuxième alors que j'étais dans les meilleurs de la promo 😂
That break thing hit hard. Literally have my knee give out at work almost every day, I snap it back, grit my teeth, and go to the bathroom for ten minutes until the pain stops then get back to work because I can't afford to lose my job right now.
For those who are seeing this now: Change in situation! I am no longer working there, my knee is all kinds of FUBAR'd now, but I sit at a desk and manage appointments and answer the phones, so no more snapping knee back in! :D
@@zacharymogel9500 Retail. Spent all day on my feet bending up and down. Being overweight didn't help things either but my knees are messed up overall so being on my feet for prolonged periods isn't something I can do anymore.
French parents: 19/20 is not good enough try to get 20/20 next time Asian parents: YOU ARE WORTHLESS WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING 20/20 IN EVERY SUBJECT IF YOU WON'T BECOME A DOCTOR IN FUTURE!!?
When I was state side, I did have appendicitis I ask for a break in the middle of my shift (I already had lunch) I had thrown up my lunch my boss yell at me to clean it up, so I did clean it up, but later I left work I had walked to the bus stop to go to the hospital by bus without telling my boss when it was proven I did have appendicitis, my boss sent me a get well card, and he gave one extra day off he to heal, he thought he was being nice to me! Today I get full health care for free, no question asked that is nice thanks Wanye!
thanks for your videos... they are soooo funny... if i would have had you as my french teacher, i would have been so much better in school! you re amazing! lovely greets from austria charlotte
To be perfectly honest, American customer service (specially telecoms) may be as bad as the French one. Not so overly aggressive, sure, but their passive aggressiveness is almost an art form.
that´s because most of them off-shore the customer service to latino countries and most american karens who call customer service are very fucking racist when they hear a latino name, source: i´m latino, i have a very latino name, worked in CS for 3 years and calls with americans were fucking hell once i said my name, "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH AN AMERICAN", Sir i´m south american "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH" "sir That´s what we´re speaking rn" "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS IT VER>Y WELL", "sir that´s literally ...oh i jsut realized that the person i´m replying to is named miguel domingez....mano yo creo que también has pasado por esto, y es lo peor cuando se ponen asi apenas les dices tu nombre.
@@anon2447 Right on. Karens are the bane of humanity. The sense of entitlement is off the charts. By the way, I am the manager in the "I want to speak to the manager" situation.
I was in France and tried to change an airline ticket in th 80s. The woman asked for my last name and then yelled at me because she thought I was a dumb American and gave my first name. My last name sounded like Nicole. I assured her it was not my first name, because that is Susan. Still did not get the ticket changed because what was I thinking calling to change a ticket in the spring. All the summer departure dates had been taken long ago. Good times.
@@TearMeOpenIBelieve Exactly, so there's no reason to add entitled idiots to the mix. Also, spare me your righteous indignation and the eye-rolling. Welcome to RUclips comments section and the internet in general.
0:22 this has actually happened to me, but less intense. I went into a restaurant and said bonjour and the waiter was so confused that I said bonjour when there’s no light anymore. Where I’m from, people say bonjour at any time of the day.
@@koolerstream921 Yeah, I'm from Poland. I got a 1 (in Poland the 1 is the worst grade), and my mom wasn't very happy about it, obviously, but then, I corrected the grade (idk if you can do that in the US) to a 4-. If you don't know what "correcting a grade" is, you can ask.
@@majman446 correcting a grade sounds like cheating, only in very very rare cases in the US can you correct a grade (which to me sounds like retaking the test or something to try and get a better grade). Most of the time, if you get a bad grade that is it, your grade is bad
After 10th grade in France, in subjects where you have to write essays and make an argument, many teachers will just never give a 19 or 20 no matter how amazing your work is, because 'you can always do better'. Those types of grades are only rly consistently achievable in Maths and Science. This is my personal view, as a 12th grader having lived 5yrs in the US, the UK, and 7 yrs in France :-)
Loïc, you are just BRILLIANT! Be it the idea, quality of content, acting, you are my favorite tiktoker/RUclipsr/content creator of all time! I think you should be a lead in a movie or a Netflix show, and it would be binge watched over and over by people all over the world! I know I will!
I once got a 9.5/10 because you can always improve. Not because anything was wrong, that would be silly. A 10/10 is only possible if there is a right answer. For example learning a list of words and translating them like they are translated in the book. If a word has another translation but that one is not on the list it's marked as a wrong answer.
Ayant grandi en France et habitant aux US depuis une trentaine d’années, c'est tout à fait ça! As a Frenchman living in the US for almost 30 years, I'll have to say that he nailed it!
I can confirm when it comes to the grades! I was born and raised in Quebec but my mom is from France, and whenever I got 98%, she would say "That's good, but this means that there's still 2% you don't understand. You'll have to study harder."
Ça dépend vraiment, perso j'étais plutôt "précoce" (j'ai sauté 2 classes et j'avais pas mal de facilités), donc je bossais jamais, en général ça passait mais la seule fois dans l'année où mes parents regardaient mes notes pour faire genre qu'ils s'en souciaient, je me tapais toujours des "13 de moyenne en maths c'est pas ouf", et quand ça reçoit mon bulletin et je suis repassé à 16 bizarrement plus aucune réaction 😂
@@MapsCharts les maths sont l'une de mes pires matieres en particulier l'algebre 🤷♀️ Au fait, comment as-tu pu taper les lettres francaises parce que je n'arrive pas a comprendre sur mon telephone portable 🤔
I love watching these videos! They are so funny, especially since I'm good at speaking French and English. I know French because in school I've been learning to talk French. And English is my main language. Also I think that its so cool he knows Spanish English and French.Have a good day!❁ (sorry my grammar is very bad!)
American here. I am just seeing this video on 9/24/2023 (24/09/2023). I love learning about cultural differences and I notice the in most countries like to make fun about our parenting on academics but never make fun about parenting in athletics except for football unless its AMERICAN FOOTBALL ( go Messi now the he plays for an american team) and the arts (mostly music)
In France, you can get a 10/20 and your parents are like "good job, son" score isn't the point, they want you to progress (or step up ? Sorry I'm terrible to wright in english)
As a lifelong student of the insane French language with its freak show of silent letters, impossible tonal differences and too many vowels, all I can say is that you’ve written the screenplay for every nightmare I ever had in my multilingual brain! 😂 ❤
I frequently visit France and Belgium when I'm at my truck driving job, so for a SHORT while I thought I should learn some basic French.... NOPE, I'm not strong enough to do this to myself 😵💫🤯 I'll sooner learn some Flemish before I can comprehend basic French 👴🏻
@@movement2contact 😂 As an educator I was asked to supervise a Spanish class and I thought, “What a wonderful chance to learn Spanish, I’ll learn along with the students!” For some reason my brain would translate English to French and then into Spanish! I took up modern Gaelige instead! Maybe being bilingual is good for our brains healthy, but it’s enough to make a person insane!
French gets a lot of shade for not pronouncing the end of words that end in consonants, but if you learn about regional dialects of other languages, like Spanish, you'll find that French is not alone in this.
I stumbled across this channel and just realized now, via his name video, that he is not an American. Lol, he fooled me!! Great content that makes me want to learn French.
Iep! Merci pour ta bonne humeur, c'est excellent. Voilà une linguiste qui pourrait te donner des sujets, idées. Laélia Véron, qui, entre autres, fait des chroniques sur france Inter. Continue comme ça c'est top !
My dad's side of the family is Polish. Once, one of my aunts brought home a report card with all A's except one B...my grandfather just asked why it wasn't an A.
I'm French and back in high school I nailed my English class, I always had the best grades out of my class and all and that part in the video where the woman gives him a 19/20 and he replies "how come its not 20/20?",well I felt that xD
- That's pretty well resume, nice bro keep up. 👍 - Eh ben franchement c'est n'importe quoi on est carrément pas comme ça, gros naze ! 😠 Ironic inside - ironie ici
I remember getting 98/100 in maths in High School board, and crying the hell out of me because I was scared to tell my parents. Now I am happy with grade 8 out of 10. 😂😂
Nobody ever gets 20/20. My grandpa aced his math baccalaureat but only got 19/20. When he asked why he had a point deducted, he was told, “because, sir, nobody is perfect… only god.” 😅
I was shocked when I learned how little time Americans get off work. Also you actually have “sick leave” 😂 How can you possibly fit your illness into your sick leave? If you have a major illness or surgery and you need more than your allotted time off, do you have your pay docked? How does it work?
@@jamescreative9569 Are you serious? You can be fired for taking time off if you’re sick? That’s shocking. The system needs to change. Life isn’t just about work. People need family and leisure time too. It makes more a more productive society.
In some cases in the US you might be able to take FMLA leave (Family and Medical Leave Act), but that is only up to 12 weeks in a 12-month period (except if caring for a relative who was injured during military service, in which case you get 26 weeks) and this time is normally unpaid. Of course, your paperwork has to be approved by Human Resources. If you haven't recovered from your surgery or whatever after that time, you can lose your job. And since you're not getting paid during that time you're probably in serious debt now. Edit: I showed this post to my boyfriend, and he reminded me of a loophole in FMLA law that basically says that your company is only required to hold *A* job open for you if you qualify for this type of leave, but they don't necessarily have to hold *YOUR* job for you. This was designed to accommodate businesses' changing staffing needs that may result in an employee's position being eliminated (for example, in the case of staffing agencies that supply specialized labor to clients, if a client decides to terminate their contract with that agency, the employee's job would no longer exist), but the loophole can sometimes be abused by companies to essentially demote or force out people who take leave.
the grades thing is so interesting because i had a professor from France who said that even though i did the best in class he would never give me a 100 because 100 means perfection with no room for improvement and since I was in school to learn, I would never be able to reach for perfection so i should be happy with my 98.
me: "Mom, dad, I got a 19/20." my parents: "Huh? And where did the last point go? Timbucktu?" me: "Mom, dad, I got a 20/20." my parents: "... Not bad."
The grades thing is inaccurate. When I was in elementary school parents had to sign tests to prove they had seen it and that teachers knew about their kids education. My dad wouldn't touch a test until he saw it said A and he wouldn't sign it unless it said 95%+.
You can get 20 in exact sciences like maths or physics where there's an exact, predetermined, correct answer for each question, even though even then they can remove you a point because of the critical thinking you used to get the result, but in French you almost never get above 19, in philosophy even 16 is excellent, because it's so subjective that the teacher will tell you it can't be perfect
Is France Europe's own version of Asia in terms of only all questions correct are good enough?😅 No hard feelings towards anyone, just wonder out of curiousness:)
In fact the skit portrayed the average asian family living in france perfectly. Native french families are truely closer to asians than americans on this point but that's not so terrible.
@@nolwennturquois1673 haha I see. But guess then that even though it depends on the parents it's more common to have that type of parents over there than in sweden where I live😅
A bit but not that much. And NEVER talk about the worst of the class or the average (« I don’t care about the other ones, they aren’t my children! »). And of course they’ll ask you about the better one, and why you didn’t do as well as her/him.
Wait, I live in the US and when I almost failed two classes when I was not at a good mental state my parents yelled at me and said I was a slacker, is that not normal? Did stuff like that not happen to alot of y'all?
@@Jabberwockybird I was asking other Americans, not French people. 'cause in the video the American got an F and the parent was nice to them. When most other Americans go/ have gone home with a bad grade on a test or in a class or something, did their parents not really care or did they get yelled at? That was the question I was trying to ask.
I have lot of fun when I watch your video The last short is the best because it’s look like my parents. I would like to learned English for begin fluente like you. Thanks for your video
I understand! I was in France with 50 other French teachers for a grad program. One gal went to the prof to contest an answer he marked wrong. He looked French at her and lowered her whole grade. I sat in the back by the window in case I wanted to escape. Scary times!!
The "I'm on holiday don't call me" is actually in the French work law.
Employers must respect breaks, holidays and resting time in general and only contact workers in case of emergency. This is to avoid abuses.
I think it's also in American labor law but it's just poorly enforced.
wow that's like the opposite of Japan.
How to apply for French citizenship?
In Germany that is also a law
@@sadboi1972 I know it's a joke, but here is the serious answer.
You can demand French citizenship if you have legally lived and worked in France for 5 years, and have a sufficient knowledge of the French language. If your spouse and/or your kid live outside France, this may not work. Some conditions can reduce or erase this time, but most requires being from a francophonic country or having served inside France's army.
Also, I'm not sure but it is what would seem normal to me, but labor laws may be the same for non-French legally living and working in France.
His acting skills are awesome
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He deserves his million of sub (I think he deserves even more)
I know right ???!
No cap
Ye he even became a girl!
Also, USA : A is in theory the best possible score, but teachers invented A+, A++ because "you can always improve yourself".
France : 20/20 is nearly impossible and suspicious because "perfection does not exists", so teachers will give you a maximum score of 19/20 or 19.5/20 (yes, we DO use decimals).
Let alone the 19.75/20 (and even sometimes, 19.80/20). But in France, the teachers begin to use color coding or letters (even in high school sometimes) because of the "stress of getting notes". (but it's as bad as the notes because of the lack of accuracy)
The worst was my Spanish teacher who put 9.99/10 😭 It was so frustrating
go say that at my 20/20 maths exam =P
I got a 20.5/20 in maths 😂
@@chloemichot1488 not enough get better :P
India: "Dad I got a 100/100!!"
"But I think our neighbour's kid also got 100/100"
"Yeah, I mean that's the highest score"
"You're a FAILURE you shouldn't even deserve these luxuries you're being provided with. You should've at least got 102/100"
"..."
@@Heaven_ascended ikrrrrr
Meanwhile in Egypt: *Mother yeets flying slippers*
@@zegatrox7815 its like that in india too.
@@zegatrox7815 LMFAO
pretty much yh or if u get 99% indian parents are like wheres the 1% then procceds fo get belt,chappal wooden stick or any indian punishment device 😭
One hour is not accurate, it's 30 minutes lunch break for appendicitis 😁🤣
Quite accurate. My colleague in the US was eating in the office instead of going to a cafeteria downstrairs because walking the corridor+using the elevator was taking too much time.
30 minutes is already all we get at lunch at school. Teaching us early, good for us?
@@ASS_ault yup, 1 hour lunches are bad, it shouldn't be less than 90min
@@ASS_ault Stressing out kids and making them eat in a rush is definitely worse than adding an hour of free time in their schedule, this toxic way of life is actually a big factor in overweightness
@@ASS_ault 18 years school itself is a waste of energy and time. Your point ?
I’m literally like French I just can’t stand people but I also love them but at the same time I don’t have friends LOL
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Ah but you're not like French. He has many friends. The relation has to be animated to feel true and fulfilling.
@@redford4ever ahhhhh how do we know he has friends lol? Maybe he just talks to people? If he does have friends then I’m just partly like him LOL
@@damiiiiiiiii I meant it in the sense of "we French tends to argue a lot with our friends. Criticizing is small talk in France, and conflicting views a hallmark of honesty. Up to a point oc. But yeah this can lead to the kind of phone exchange portrayed in the video. You're irritated in the way that only ppl you care about can actually annoy you.
@@redford4ever ah okay now I get it. And you’re soo lucky if you’re French I literally think French is just a pure love language even when they are mad lol. I’m half Turkish half Norwegian and it don’t work out for us in that way at all :D
Ayo. As an American my family feels more like it’s French according to this video and it’s throwing me off. I love this so much
Its more like white americans vs other americans from other ethnicities and also vs the rest of the world not consisting of white people
Well if your Cajun or Southern American you're more likely to be related to the French anyway
"Does it look like _jour_ to you" is one of the best things I've heard so far 😂
So have I😂
Yeah it was beilliant 😂👍👍
I’ve been heckled about this in Quebec 😅 so I asked him why it’s called soup du jour in the evening
@@ginacodding4135 Because it's not so fresh?
😂😂😂😂😂ikr I’ve heard it alot when my frds try to say bonjour and French frds are like: is it look like a jour to you? Cuz its soire for us
They always try to correct you😂and never let you make mistakes
The part about workplace expectations is so true and so sad for the US.
It depends where you work. Some places are really good and DO care for there employees, but it's not the law of the land.
@@asterixky Yes, there are some good workplaces in the US. Generalizations are...general.
@@asterixky What kind of work?
@@asterixky How much vacation and sick/personal time off did they give you?
@@KingoftheJuice18 In general, 2 weeks vacation to start with, then a 3rd week after 5 years, then a fourth week after 15 years. Sick days varies, from companies to companies. From 40 hours a years to 80 hours. In some companies you loose those at the end of the year and start over at the beginning of the next year. Some better companies lets you accumulate your sick days up to 300 hours (also variable). In one company, I was able to sell some sick days down to 160 hours, then you start accumulating more every week you work.
"19 sur 20 ! Il est où le point qui manque ?" 😁
Hey youtube google translate actually came in useful for once, wow!
@@olsirmonkey For once??? Dude it helped me like a bazillion times
@Sarah Bailey I know I just exaggerated it
C’est tellement ca ma mere
@@griveouslegeneral9888 c'est un peu près toute les mères
One of the things that I notice about French character is when he is playing the French he shrinks his neck to make his face a little fatter but with american or others he hold it normally so His face look thiner like more mature face than France
But also his amazing facial expression shows he is a natural actor
I don't even know french but it made me smile for some reason✨
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what?
For the 19/20 French ppl don't ask why you don't have more points they ask for the mark of that person who always does better than everyone
sneaky
Omg, this is too true!
same is in India 😂
Extended version : 1 minute, 32 seconds. You deserve a 3 months paid vacation after so much work 😂
You try it.
😂😂😂😂
Tik toker on Utube
hahahha 3 month. but is funny.
Funny, but it probably took a hell of a lot more time to prepare, film, and edit, than those 1:32 minutes.
"Come into my house you say BONSOIR after 7 PM"
Well I say BON VOYAGE! 😁
China : “ don’t call my your dad if it’s not 150/100 next time. In fact, don’t even come home! “
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same with India
me* not my
I'm French when it comes to my vacation and time off. I'm pretty much the hardest to get a hold of. I will literally watch your call and not answer
Same here
Same but with my friends
Sameeeee 😂
Qu'ils aillent se faire f****e
@@star_shower-by7gx which friends ? (Just kidding)
I don't restrain myself to vacation: my work isn't the kind I can bring home so as soon as I've clocked out for the day I won't give a shit about anything work related.
Solo voy a decir que aunque no entienda un pingo de algunas cosas que dice, puedo pasar horas viendo esto.
Él tiene pocos videos sobre español también :)
Este me hace reir mucho ruclips.net/video/EHJ24mwriHI/видео.html
Uhh...
mE nOpe SpeAK fRencH...
😂👍
@@catherinehl574 Es espanol.
It's Spanish, lol.
@@GEAROFCOLLECTIVE yeah, I only realized about 2 seconds after I posted the reply, but was already to lazy to change it...
one thing i noticed in france that is really cool is that work isn't so fucking constant and stressful as in the us. they get better benefits, more time off, better hours and sunday is pretty much rest day for everyone.... god they were just vibing compared to when i got back to the US airport and all the moms were absolutely unhinged and angry and everyone was just extremely stressed. like the stress was palpable, and i had gotten so used to the vibe in southern france that i wasn't expecting that at all.. but it hits u like a wave
The "respond" thing is just golden. They actually don't use the word answer, like never in a lifetime. Sure, it's a false friend, but that's valid for Italians as well, and I fuckin know the difference!
Wdym?
You mean répondre/rispondere?
@@angiemarin4465 répondre/rispondere. Not rEspondere, that doesn't exist in Italian.
@@Shesvii sorry, my italian is s bit oxidized
Yes, exactly. In the context of a question being asked, answer translate in répondre/rispondere in FR and IT, respectively. However, we do use répondre/rispondere as respond, just in different contexts (i.e. in biology, the nervous system responds to stimuli, or we can and cannot respond to insults).
Tip: you can never have enough points at a test in France. Either your parents won't care or they'll want you to do better.
Another tip, once you're looking for a job, actually absolutely nobody will give a *** about your scores.
The french school really uses grades as the last token of authority available to teachers. They pretend to grade everybody equally, but watch them lose the mind as soon as parents ask for anonymous tests. How are they to bump up minorities and pay-to-win private lesson students, otherwise?
I'm in America with Indian parents, this is the exact same
I'm pretty sure it's the same with rest of the world
@@TheZapan99 School really must have changed since I was there, I don't remember anything about minority bumping (isn't that an american/british thing?).
And I have no recollection about public teachers promoting paid privates classes, all the contrary actually.
Back in 2009, my city was put ablaze by students riots when the state tried to pull something like this.
@@lnomsim2 It's simple, really. Most teachers are socialists that abuse the neutrality of their function by sitting at their own children's school council. As socialists, they favor he entryism of minorities in prestigious school programs, both by bumping their grades and by blaming other students for their indiscipline. The only way to make sure they do not target you as a white student is TO PAY THEM by joining after-class private tutoring lessons. The last education minister that tried to impose a ban on teachers private tutoring while their class is full of drop-outs (S. Royale) was immediately forced to resign.
His description of French is so accurate except for the one on notes, some families are like this but it's not such a large thing as asians families for example because after the 2nd or 3rd year of middle school, having a 20/20 become something rare for most people because 20/20 is supposed to be perfect so teachers are pretty damn careful about it and will give like 18, 19 or even 19,5/20.
But to be fair most parents set like a grade cap and if you're under you failed, this cap really depends on families and can evolve with time, for example mine was 12/20 and I have seen a lot of 10/20, 14/20 or 15/20
Yeah for me the grade cap was 15/20, 14 was alright but 13 was def bad
As a french, my own parent wasn't angry if my note are under 10. But it was for me, because if I was 9/20 (or less) it's so heartbreaking.
The expectation would be whatever the best mark I had in each subject. The day I had my only 20 in math, was a pain for the rest of the year..
Mes parents m'ont jamais jugé pour mes notes, mais que ce soit en bien ou pas, donc quand ils regardaient mes notes 2-3 fois dans l'année, si j'avais des trucs pas oufs ils faisaient un peu semblant de me gronder, et quand j'étais tout content quand j'avais des bons résultats ils me disaient « bah encore heureux c'est normal », l'année dernière en L1 j'ai eu 15 au premier semestre et ils ont quand même réussi à me dire que j'aurais pas dû avoir autant de points en moins au deuxième alors que j'étais dans les meilleurs de la promo 😂
God I hope French doctors aren't successful 14/20 times... 😬
That break thing hit hard. Literally have my knee give out at work almost every day, I snap it back, grit my teeth, and go to the bathroom for ten minutes until the pain stops then get back to work because I can't afford to lose my job right now.
For those who are seeing this now: Change in situation!
I am no longer working there, my knee is all kinds of FUBAR'd now, but I sit at a desk and manage appointments and answer the phones, so no more snapping knee back in! :D
@@MissLilianae what did you work as before
@@zacharymogel9500 Retail. Spent all day on my feet bending up and down. Being overweight didn't help things either but my knees are messed up overall so being on my feet for prolonged periods isn't something I can do anymore.
@@MissLilianae i'm glad you changed yojr situation. I was about to answer "OMG GTFO IT'S INHUMAN" but i see it got better
@@asilnorahc8910 I appreciate the concern. Things are definitely better now. Knees still hurt and ache but not as bad as they used to.
😂😂😂 I lived in the US and now I live in Italy very similar how it is in France . So it feels so familiar and so funny! Love it! 👏👏👏
Amazing how French and Brazilian are so similar... you learn something new every day :)
It's every Latin country vs the wasp wage-slave mindset, really.
Historically accurate in many ways
Meanwhile in India:
"Oh you got 99/100? Why not 100/100?
Sorry putta but you'll be meeting slipper chan
The ‘do better’ at the end though-
Sounds kinda asian
I didn't even take the test and I felt that.
ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html..
He should have said « Where is the missing point?! » Heard that a lot.
@@Memecious spammer
Ok,his acting skills are just gold
I relate to the customer service one. 🤣
USA = What you're supposed to say
France = What you really want to say
Germany = put you on hold until you hang up 😄
French parents: 19/20 is not good enough try to get 20/20 next time
Asian parents: YOU ARE WORTHLESS WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING 20/20 IN EVERY SUBJECT IF YOU WON'T BECOME A DOCTOR IN FUTURE!!?
I was looking for this comment. Lmao.
@@tecsane7353 😂😂😂😂 im not asian but i totally understand
Oh God, relatable!!!
Was looking for this comment.
do betteR
When I was state side, I did have appendicitis I ask for a break in the middle of my shift (I already had lunch) I had thrown up my lunch my boss yell at me to clean it up, so I did clean it up, but later I left work I had walked to the bus stop to go to the hospital by bus without telling my boss when it was proven I did have appendicitis, my boss sent me a get well card, and he gave one extra day off he to heal, he thought he was being nice to me! Today I get full health care for free, no question asked that is nice thanks Wanye!
thanks for your videos... they are soooo funny... if i would have had you as my french teacher, i would have been so much better in school! you re amazing! lovely greets from austria charlotte
To be perfectly honest, American customer service (specially telecoms) may be as bad as the French one. Not so overly aggressive, sure, but their passive aggressiveness is almost an art form.
that´s because most of them off-shore the customer service to latino countries and most american karens who call customer service are very fucking racist when they hear a latino name, source: i´m latino, i have a very latino name, worked in CS for 3 years and calls with americans were fucking hell once i said my name, "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH AN AMERICAN", Sir i´m south american "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH" "sir That´s what we´re speaking rn" "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS IT VER>Y WELL", "sir that´s literally ...oh i jsut realized that the person i´m replying to is named miguel domingez....mano yo creo que también has pasado por esto, y es lo peor cuando se ponen asi apenas les dices tu nombre.
@@anon2447 Right on. Karens are the bane of humanity. The sense of entitlement is off the charts. By the way, I am the manager in the "I want to speak to the manager" situation.
I was in France and tried to change an airline ticket in th 80s. The woman asked for my last name and then yelled at me because she thought I was a dumb American and gave my first name. My last name sounded like Nicole. I assured her it was not my first name, because that is Susan. Still did not get the ticket changed because what was I thinking calling to change a ticket in the spring. All the summer departure dates had been taken long ago. Good times.
@@miguelencanarias "karens are the bane of humanity" There are much worse things in humanity than women who irritate you 🙄
@@TearMeOpenIBelieve Exactly, so there's no reason to add entitled idiots to the mix. Also, spare me your righteous indignation and the eye-rolling. Welcome to RUclips comments section and the internet in general.
Was about to sleep, just when your notification popped up.. Awesome like always 😂
French parents: How come not a 20/20?
Asian parents when their kid got a 20/20: How come not a 21/20? So dumb!
Oh my god ! The last one is valid for Indian parents as well.. even if I score 99/100 my mom be like where did you lose that one mark..
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As someone who is American but went to French school I can say these are very accurate !!!! 20/20
0:22 this has actually happened to me, but less intense. I went into a restaurant and said bonjour and the waiter was so confused that I said bonjour when there’s no light anymore. Where I’m from, people say bonjour at any time of the day.
haha this also happens to me from time to time, I never say bonsoir even at the end of the day and some people get confused ^^
I can't get his socks out of my head,
What kind of animals does he have there shedding? 🐩🐑
Ha! My guess is at least two pets. Let's get this creative dude some Swiffer technology!
I love your work Loic!
I’m not French but the last one is so relatable. My mom literally went like “Where did you lose that one mark?!”
Really? Mine is like USA.
@@majman446 really?
@@koolerstream921 Yeah, I'm from Poland. I got a 1 (in Poland the 1 is the worst grade), and my mom wasn't very happy about it, obviously, but then, I corrected the grade (idk if you can do that in the US) to a 4-. If you don't know what "correcting a grade" is, you can ask.
@@majman446 correcting a grade sounds like cheating, only in very very rare cases in the US can you correct a grade (which to me sounds like retaking the test or something to try and get a better grade). Most of the time, if you get a bad grade that is it, your grade is bad
@@koolerstream921 Yes, correcting a grade is retaking the test.
After 10th grade in France, in subjects where you have to write essays and make an argument, many teachers will just never give a 19 or 20 no matter how amazing your work is, because 'you can always do better'. Those types of grades are only rly consistently achievable in Maths and Science.
This is my personal view, as a 12th grader having lived 5yrs in the US, the UK, and 7 yrs in France :-)
The video becomes perfect with his accents for each country- 👌😲
Loïc, you are just BRILLIANT! Be it the idea, quality of content, acting, you are my favorite tiktoker/RUclipsr/content creator of all time! I think you should be a lead in a movie or a Netflix show, and it would be binge watched over and over by people all over the world! I know I will!
That last one was literally my mum with every test and score 😭🤣
(The rest is also very much in point of course)
I once got a 9.5/10 because you can always improve. Not because anything was wrong, that would be silly. A 10/10 is only possible if there is a right answer. For example learning a list of words and translating them like they are translated in the book. If a word has another translation but that one is not on the list it's marked as a wrong answer.
yes, for maths, physics etc, you can get 10/10, for the rest, you can try but depends on teachers too ^^
Ayant grandi en France et habitant aux US depuis une trentaine d’années, c'est tout à fait ça!
As a Frenchman living in the US for almost 30 years, I'll have to say that he nailed it!
I literally can't get enough of this😂😂
I can confirm when it comes to the grades! I was born and raised in Quebec but my mom is from France, and whenever I got 98%, she would say "That's good, but this means that there's still 2% you don't understand. You'll have to study harder."
Well, actually when you get above 10/20 in France, all hope is not gone
Ça dépend vraiment, perso j'étais plutôt "précoce" (j'ai sauté 2 classes et j'avais pas mal de facilités), donc je bossais jamais, en général ça passait mais la seule fois dans l'année où mes parents regardaient mes notes pour faire genre qu'ils s'en souciaient, je me tapais toujours des "13 de moyenne en maths c'est pas ouf", et quand ça reçoit mon bulletin et je suis repassé à 16 bizarrement plus aucune réaction 😂
@@MapsCharts les maths sont l'une de mes pires matieres en particulier l'algebre 🤷♀️ Au fait, comment as-tu pu taper les lettres francaises parce que je n'arrive pas a comprendre sur mon telephone portable 🤔
I love watching these videos! They are so funny, especially since I'm good at speaking French and English. I know French because in school I've been learning to talk French. And English is my main language. Also I think that its so cool he knows Spanish English and French.Have a good day!❁ (sorry my grammar is very bad!)
Love ur content keep it up
American here. I am just seeing this video on 9/24/2023 (24/09/2023). I love learning about cultural differences and I notice the in most countries like to make fun about our parenting on academics but never make fun about parenting in athletics except for football unless its AMERICAN FOOTBALL ( go Messi now the he plays for an american team) and the arts (mostly music)
So French parents = One step away from Asian parents I guess?
Well the thing is if you have a 18/20 they will be like "hey nice job" but if you have a 19/20 they'll always say "where is the last point uh ?"
In France, you can get a 10/20 and your parents are like "good job, son" score isn't the point, they want you to progress (or step up ? Sorry I'm terrible to wright in english)
This is my favourite clip . Especially, the Holliday part of the french guy 😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know if it's accurate about America but for the french part it hit the point. HARD. And i'm french.
I watched a 15-second ad to watch this. It better be good 😅
As a lifelong student of the insane French language with its freak show of silent letters, impossible tonal differences and too many vowels, all I can say is that you’ve written the screenplay for every nightmare I ever had in my multilingual brain! 😂 ❤
I frequently visit France and Belgium when I'm at my truck driving job, so for a SHORT while I thought I should learn some basic French....
NOPE, I'm not strong enough to do this to myself 😵💫🤯 I'll sooner learn some Flemish before I can comprehend basic French 👴🏻
@@movement2contact 😂 As an educator I was asked to supervise a Spanish class and I thought, “What a wonderful chance to learn Spanish, I’ll learn along with the students!” For some reason my brain would translate English to French and then into Spanish! I took up modern Gaelige instead!
Maybe being bilingual is good for our brains healthy, but it’s enough to make a person insane!
French gets a lot of shade for not pronouncing the end of words that end in consonants, but if you learn about regional dialects of other languages, like Spanish, you'll find that French is not alone in this.
I stumbled across this channel and just realized now, via his name video, that he is not an American. Lol, he fooled me!!
Great content that makes me want to learn French.
Iep! Merci pour ta bonne humeur, c'est excellent. Voilà une linguiste qui pourrait te donner des sujets, idées.
Laélia Véron, qui, entre autres, fait des chroniques sur france Inter. Continue comme ça c'est top !
Finally, I can subscribe ! We love you 😍 ❤️ and your videos.
My dad's side of the family is Polish. Once, one of my aunts brought home a report card with all A's except one B...my grandfather just asked why it wasn't an A.
Best comedy videos are just here....love from india🔥🔥..Your videos are too good and funny..and the way you add sarcasm is best😍
I'm French and back in high school I nailed my English class, I always had the best grades out of my class and all and that part in the video where the woman gives him a 19/20 and he replies "how come its not 20/20?",well I felt that xD
My French mum!
-Mum I got 18/20 in maths!
-Oh really? 😮
-Yeah 😁
-Where are the 2 missing marks? 🤨
-😬
I studied literature instead!
- That's pretty well resume, nice bro keep up. 👍
- Eh ben franchement c'est n'importe quoi on est carrément pas comme ça, gros naze ! 😠
Ironic inside - ironie ici
I love all your videos, great acting skills 😂😂💥
The bonsoir thing is really true, the grades one also
Literally what Tunisian Parents be like 1:23 😂😂:
I remember getting 98/100 in maths in High School board, and crying the hell out of me because I was scared to tell my parents. Now I am happy with grade 8 out of 10. 😂😂
In france some student have 21/20 in the high school final exam of the year...
Exam is more and more easy to have...and school level crash.
The grades thing is also happening in Belgium 😂👌🏻
I am not French or American but when I get 19 and a half out of twenty my parents act like I got 0 out of twenty
Bro the grade one is so true to the whole European continent!
🤣
We are really like that in France! 😂
True
@@brownsteve5449 your french? O^O
@@n0rmalbutdifferent991 ouais
oui.
Man i love youre videos
My mom was a teacher, she raised me "french" way when it came to school, never saw my grades plummet so low till she voiced her criticisms haha
huh?
Nobody ever gets 20/20. My grandpa aced his math baccalaureat but only got 19/20. When he asked why he had a point deducted, he was told, “because, sir, nobody is perfect… only god.” 😅
I was shocked when I learned how little time Americans get off work. Also you actually have “sick leave” 😂 How can you possibly fit your illness into your sick leave? If you have a major illness or surgery and you need more than your allotted time off, do you have your pay docked? How does it work?
Worse, you could get fired
Same in India
@@jamescreative9569 Are you serious? You can be fired for taking time off if you’re sick? That’s shocking. The system needs to change. Life isn’t just about work. People need family and leisure time too. It makes more a more productive society.
@@pianopianist5709 The same in that you don’t get a lot of leave? Or a lot of sick leave?
In some cases in the US you might be able to take FMLA leave (Family and Medical Leave Act), but that is only up to 12 weeks in a 12-month period (except if caring for a relative who was injured during military service, in which case you get 26 weeks) and this time is normally unpaid. Of course, your paperwork has to be approved by Human Resources. If you haven't recovered from your surgery or whatever after that time, you can lose your job. And since you're not getting paid during that time you're probably in serious debt now.
Edit: I showed this post to my boyfriend, and he reminded me of a loophole in FMLA law that basically says that your company is only required to hold *A* job open for you if you qualify for this type of leave, but they don't necessarily have to hold *YOUR* job for you. This was designed to accommodate businesses' changing staffing needs that may result in an employee's position being eliminated (for example, in the case of staffing agencies that supply specialized labor to clients, if a client decides to terminate their contract with that agency, the employee's job would no longer exist), but the loophole can sometimes be abused by companies to essentially demote or force out people who take leave.
the grades thing is so interesting because i had a professor from France who said that even though i did the best in class he would never give me a 100 because 100 means perfection with no room for improvement and since I was in school to learn, I would never be able to reach for perfection so i should be happy with my 98.
veri goude! kipe up ze goude worque!
me: "Mom, dad, I got a 19/20."
my parents: "Huh? And where did the last point go? Timbucktu?"
me: "Mom, dad, I got a 20/20."
my parents: "... Not bad."
The grades thing is inaccurate. When I was in elementary school parents had to sign tests to prove they had seen it and that teachers knew about their kids education. My dad wouldn't touch a test until he saw it said A and he wouldn't sign it unless it said 95%+.
Okay, the hairy socks at 0:40 just got me. 🤣
I'm somehow both of these at the same time
I'm french, if the France was really like that XD thx for make funny joke on french.
nan sérieusement t'es un génie.
France is even cooler than their language!
I mean I’d expect that from the inventors of meter long bread 🥖
Our bread doesn't have foot ;-)
@@kerdart351 I’M SO SORRY I’M USING METRIC NOW
I FEEL EMBARRASSED TO EVER USE IMPERIAL
@@alwaysshit lmao ^^
That last one was my childhood.
It's more like *"Expectations VS Reality"* for me.😂
Same
You can get 20 in exact sciences like maths or physics where there's an exact, predetermined, correct answer for each question, even though even then they can remove you a point because of the critical thinking you used to get the result, but in French you almost never get above 19, in philosophy even 16 is excellent, because it's so subjective that the teacher will tell you it can't be perfect
Is France Europe's own version of Asia in terms of only all questions correct are good enough?😅
No hard feelings towards anyone, just wonder out of curiousness:)
No it's absolutely not like that in France, it depends on parents 😂
In fact the skit portrayed the average asian family living in france perfectly. Native french families are truely closer to asians than americans on this point but that's not so terrible.
@@nolwennturquois1673 haha I see. But guess then that even though it depends on the parents it's more common to have that type of parents over there than in sweden where I live😅
@@stellajacobson231 I think you're right 😅
A bit but not that much. And NEVER talk about the worst of the class or the average (« I don’t care about the other ones, they aren’t my children! »). And of course they’ll ask you about the better one, and why you didn’t do as well as her/him.
Dad in this video: Aww sweetie
My dad: IMA BEAT THE LIVING SH-
Wait, I live in the US and when I almost failed two classes when I was not at a good mental state my parents yelled at me and said I was a slacker, is that not normal? Did stuff like that not happen to alot of y'all?
"Almost failed" is way lower than 19/20. So I think that's hardly an apt comparison
@@Jabberwockybird I was asking other Americans, not French people. 'cause in the video the American got an F and the parent was nice to them. When most other Americans go/ have gone home with a bad grade on a test or in a class or something, did their parents not really care or did they get yelled at? That was the question I was trying to ask.
We don"t have three months...we have five weeks ! ;)
man French is so rude when it comes to customer service XD
Spot on the school reports! My mum's first question when i came back with a grade was "what was the best one?"
France vs canada next lol
I have lot of fun when I watch your video
The last short is the best because it’s look like my parents.
I would like to learned English for begin fluente like you.
Thanks for your video
The French customer service is very on point. It's like : why are you even in my store right now ? 😅
I had once a philosophy teacher who gave below zero scores like -15/20... So encouraging.
I understand! I was in France with 50 other French teachers for a grad program. One gal went to the prof to contest an answer he marked wrong. He looked French at her and lowered her whole grade. I sat in the back by the window in case I wanted to escape. Scary times!!