@@Ani-me2 KC would mean she still would press the button, Made in heaven would mean she has so little time to press the button that it might as well be impossible
That's the thing about Monopoly, every game is a full event.... not a _good_ event, necessarily, but definitely something you'll remember for a long time afterward.
Now that I think about it, I dont think I have ever seen a group play this game and not have at least one person be bankrupted for being "AFK." As horrible as the game design is, this was thoroughly entertaining. So, thank you guys for that! ❤️
I don't think anyone went bankrupt for "AFK" in the Ollie/Ame/Reine/Kiara collab on Kiara's channel. Instead, Ame was replaced by a computer when the game stalled out.
In the 2 Monopoly streams on Kiara's channel, i didn't see any bankrupted like this one :v on the other side, the properties from bankrupt person are in auction instead of giving all to other people, this one is different.
Hearing how energetic and amiable everyone was in the beginning only to slowly see it go silent towards the end. That's just a typical game of Monopoly. Kronii did promise that she would pay Vesper back for the "Spider Assassin Incident". And she paid him back. In spades.
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* (Start: 0:00/0:53) --------- 1:07:38 *Calli* *Goes* *Bankrupt!?!?* 1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled” 1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…” 1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer 1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…* 1:41:30 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“ 1:43:11 AND THE WINNER IS... / Kronii Thanks Calli for the win! --------- Full Timestamps In the Replies --------- Thanks for the endless laughs you guys!
*TIMESTAMP* *COMPILATIONS* --------- *[Calli* *Losing* *her* *Mind]* 44:38 *“F**** *You* *Rich* *People”* - Calli 48:09 Calli’s *SCREAM* *of* *Pain..* 1:07:38 *CALLI* *GOES* *BANKRUPT!?* 1:14:40 *Angry* *Calli…* 1:16:13 “I’m Gonna strangle the monopoly man” 1:25:06 Calli brings up the what ifs 1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer 1:39:31 Cheering for Kronii at the top! 1:46:09 *Calli:* "I'm gonna have to schedule therapy as well After this" *[Kronii* *Chlling* *in* *her* *Superiority]* 49:19 *Kronii:* “Give it a few turns, he’ll be out of the game..” 01:10:02 *Kronii:* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 1:11:19 Kronii’s turn after owning nearly everything… 1:17:53 *Kronii:* “Come on guys, Cheer up!” 1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer / "I was gonna offer you money...” 1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled” 1:26:46 *Vesper:* “We have to scrap and Fight!” *Kronii:* “That’s so sweet..” 1:35:31 Kronii *Evil* *Laugh* As she Collects her full sets… 1:42:57 *Dez:* "Is there any hope?" *Kronii:* "I Don't think so." 1:43:42 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win! *[Unhinged* *Vesper]* 1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…* 1:11:46 *Dez:* "We can band together" *Ves:* "No we can't!" *Dez:* “listen to me…. *_Sh*t.”_* 1:26:00 (Vesper:* “I don't care If I lose.. She Just Has to Fall!” 1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…” 1:31:03 Kronii’s Become The *DND* *Boss* 1:34:36 Vesper Wants a rematch 1:36:10 It’s worse than losing…/ Vesper describes what it feels like 1:41:30 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“ *[Tycoon* *Dez* *Trying* *to* *Sabotage* *Every* *Deal]* 2:59 Introduction 37:56 Tycoon Dez gives his Advice 51:31 *Tycoon* *Dez:* “Listen to me! He comes to your doorstep a desperate Man!” 55:27 - *Tycoon* *Dez:* "You Can afford a single dollar more.." 1:06:21 *Tycoon* *Dez’* “”friendly Advice” 1:45:13 *Tycoon* *Dez:* "She Drank My Milkshake! She drank it all!!" *[Auctions]* 44:38 *AUCTION!* Marvin Gardens (Yellow) 53:31 *AUCTION!* Park Place! (Blue) 01:10:01 *AUCTION:* Calli’s Properties 1:18:03 *AUCTION:* New York Avenue (Orange) 1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled” 1:32:50 *AUCTION:* Vesper’s Properties *[Attempted* *Trades]* 30:18 Dez Making* *a* *trade* *offer* *to* *Calli* 31:38 Dez switches from Calli and offers Kronii a trade *(Instant* *Karma)* 35:20 Dez Offering Vesper a *terrible* *Trade* 36:49 Vesper Offers a *Trade* to Kronii 41:08 Kronii Tries to *trade* for her _own_ property.. 50:36 Vesper Offers A *Trade* to Kronii 1:04:05 Dez Makes a *Trade* offer to Kronii 1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer 1:27:51 Kronii makes another Trade Offer 1:39:54 Dez’s Trade offer to Kronii *[Successful* *Trades]* 41:44 *Kronii* *makes* *a* *Trade* *with* *Vesper* 43:03 *Dez* *Makes* *a* *trade* *with* *Calli!* 1:01:01 *Vesper’s* *Trade* *with* *Calli* *for* *the* *brown* *set* 1:05:22 *Calli* *Makes* *a* *Trade* *With* *Vesper* 1:24:35 *Vesper* *and* *Dez* *Trade* --------- o7
Seeing this streams after some of them were gone just makes me feel bittersweet about them. I'm sure they are doing well on the other side but it is the moment like this that make hololive feels special.
Kronii using her time powers once again, Ubi-monopoly as reliable as ever, the partnership of Magni and Vesper doing all they to stop the time witch, and dad leaving to go get milk and being declared as dead by the time he's checking out. Gotta say, all things considered, it was certainly entertaining
I love the fact that they have collabed together enough by now to have inside jokes like "Pulling a Kronii" with the "Map Meta" and whatnot. Every time these 4 do something together their shared lore grows deeper, and it's great.
There's something deeply satisfying in how they collectively become more unhinged in different ways that compliment each other; Vesper's clinical scheming, Magni's rage at the world, Calli's glorious, booming dad-laugh, and Kronii's gwaks/hysterical giggling. It's just so good.
I hate playing monopoly, but boy oh boy, do I love to see it played! The game where the winning move is not playing it at all! Congrats to Kronii for a flawless spectacle of shrewd business dealings, eyeing every opportunity and being ready to pounce with a careful management of cash in hand, truly there's no denying that she won by skill alone! Absolutely... no other reason... not at all...
As for someone who has never played Monopoly, watching this stream makes me realize I'm not missing out on anything and it should stay that way forever lol
it really is one of the worst board games to exist. It drives me crazy that there are so many amazing board games out there, but everybody is just like "but Monopoly though"
There's some poetry in the Warden of Time coasting to victory off the back of the timer. The poetry might be a cruel, mocking limerick, but it is poetry.
Calli & Vesper both got cheated can we all agree on that? But man I was on the edge of my seat 😩 30:25 Dez tries to offer a deal with Calli but negotiations fail 30:42 "Kronii-ing" This exists now 🤣 31:38 Then Dez tries to offer a deal with with Kronii 32:11 only to then turn her her down out of spite and get hit with INSTANT Karma LMFAO 🤣😂🤣😂 34:14 & 34:45 Ah yes the beautiful friendship between Reaper & Warden LOL 1:07:39 First Bankrupt Calliope Mori 🙅♀️ 1:26:00 Bro Vesper's desperation 1:28:47 DAMN GRAMPIRE CHILL OH MY GOD!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 1:32:46 Second Bankrupt Vesper Noir 🙅♂️ 1:43:35 Third And Final Bankrupt Magni Dezmond 🙅♂️ 1:43:37 MONOPOLY Warden of Time Ouro Kronii 💸💰💸
I feel bad for laughing at Calli's malding over being timed out after getting the whole picture (originally I was doing something else while just listening to the stream); but her suffering for our entertainment will no go unappreciated. Thanks, Calli, Vesper, Magni and Kronii for a laugh-filled stream!
Watching it, I know why people are so MAD when they go bankrupt from that. Cause there's a button! It asks you if you wanna tap out! They just pressed it on instinct.
This made me laugh really really hard. I mean 1st it was the start of this with the cat meowing in the background that already was a sign of things to come. Afterward was Calli's great screams and F words flying around along with Kronii's laughs of cuteness. Then Des was breaking and finally Vesper was saying some stuff that honestly I wasn't paying attention because I was laughing too hard. Although I did get the whole Des screaming about his money being gone and Vesper not wanting Kronii to win again if they did another match lol. Overall congratulations to Kronii and another fantastic and hilarious stream guys!
This is a Masterpiece. The balance and interactions are so good, the comedy, the chaotic delivery. The events are somehow blessed and so accurate to the lore, this type of stream is exhausting and hard to happen, but really tells how good they are. I hope the boys can make streams like this and have more collabs. Kronii and Tempus has some lore to work on it. LOL
The moment you can TASTE Vesper's desperation when he proclaims Kronii WILL pay at least $78 for Pennsylvania ave, you can hear him start to panic right before Kronii sweetly replies "You can keep it." You can't WRITE drama like that! That moment was SOOOOO succulent! That moment needs to be a focal point for young theatre students at Julliard. GOD, that was amazing!
Can't wait for Cali's next hit album, "I can't believe Death filed for bankruptcy" including fan favorites such as "I pawned my scythe" and "Money go bye-bye".
Kronii traumatized him during their psychiatric collab stream a few months ago, and they've had a growing rivalry ever since. Most recently, Vesper took credit for the spider 'assassin' that ambushed the (arachnophobic) Warden. She was not happy when she found out.
That was a lot of fun. Hopefully they find a way to turn off that auto-bankrupt timer for the rematch. Alas, I feel like the boys could have had a chance if Dez had sacrificed himself and gave everything to Vesper. That would have left him with the ability to have properties on Brown and Green. In the end, Time waits for no one and it's Warden reaped the benefits!
At this point, this needs to be like an official group with them. I need a group stream like once a month. They have yet dissapoint. (I may be biased because my fav star is Ves and 2 fav en are Mori and Kronii but still.)
@@believeinfairness2736 they don’t know you. you are letters on a screen to these people. they don’t owe you a relationship any more than markiplier does, or whatever non vtuber content creator you like.
@@believeinfairness2736 no you aren’t any of those things, you’re the audience. you aren’t in their lives. you don’t have to give these people your time, attention or money, and they don’t have to give you anything back but entertainment, as is their job. in any other form of media an audience member saying to the cast “hey i want you to care about me in specific. stop interacting with men and like me instead” would be laughed out of the room.
@@believeinfairness2736 why would you be given the same respect as tempus? they are fellow cast members and co-workers. they know each other on a personal level. you are not in the same ring as these people working in the same company.
@@believeinfairness2736 i in no way said that. you give them money, they give you entertainment. that’s how streaming works. but you acting like you’re in the same ring as the tempus guys is crazy. you are the audience, and tempus are their coworkers.
The funny thing about them saying it would be chaotic if money worked in a way where you could cut it into pieces to divide the value is that it actually worked that way with pieces of eight before cutting money became illegal.
Thanks for the hilarious collab. This was a great time, and I was laughing so much. My face started to hurt, lol. Everyone's sanity was drained, and large amounts of salt was spilled. Thank you for the stream it was fun.
Not going to lie though that comment was absolutely amazing. It came out of nowhere and she hasn't been offensive or trash talking at all all game. And then suddenly this thing comes out and instant GGs! It was golden!
Man this stream was a ride, everything was fun and giggles until the fated bankrupcy via not being active attackes, then the salt began and I kept laughing at Magnis and Ves trying to clutch a win. Amazing collab, you guys in these group really work well together for this type of stuff, I would love to see you play risk next!!
That was quite the challenge 😅 Calli trying to keep it together despite being cursed a million times... Hope she'll find some time to chill out after that, it's needed 😅 Vesper being pretty nice, explaining the game and all, even with a childhood stories, but then the meltdown... His entire plan, his only path at getting any close to victory, completely obliterated by a timeout bug kicking _someone else,_ that held his only chance. It was insane and hilarious, even if I feel a lil bad about the mental damage he experienced 😅 Magni going in this like D&D roleplaying, which is really good at spicing it up and setting the scenes - even when the game was doomed, kept pushing out jokes and references. Real pro at his work, love his dedication 🙌 Kronii as the coldest ice queen, naturally, shooting down trade offers and quietly climbing up the ladder, then not even having to force to get her overwhelming victory. Didn't even ask for this, still dominated the board and the game, sasuga mafia girlboss 😎
Truly a monopoly stream of all time lmao. As a heads up, if the Monopoly run back ends up coming to fruition and you want to avoid Ubisoft’s… “suboptimized” online mode, other streamers chose to have one person play in local play and just be the one controlling all the pieces. That way, no one has to worry about a timer or anything like that. Regardless, this was still a very entertaining stream, and I look forward to the runback, if it ever happens!
Kronii's Jokeronii laugh when she realized that Ubisoft handed her the win was amazing lmao. It's incredible how Ubisoft managed to perfectly capture the frustration one feels while playing the physical board game with this game adaptation of the therapy causing classic, Monopoly. And the fact that a time mechanic caused Kronii, time itself, to win is just unreal, you can't make this stuff up.
Man, I wish I could've stayed awake after Vesper's member's stream before this, I would've loved to see this live. Poor Calli. Thank you for being an absolute chad o7
When Calli said this is more fun to watch than play I felt that. In what world is it okay for the game to declare bankruptcy if a trade isn't completed within a particular set time. Rip Calli and Vesper though it was still hilarious to see. Sad to see Desmond kamikaze in the very end though tbf Kronii would have probably finished first either way. Lastly Monthly Monopoly would be amazing.
@@Nothingseen Yeah very funny but after that Kronii did offered 330 to one of Vesper's properties but gramps is so salty by this point he offered to cut his pp rather than accepting Kronii's offer
This truly was a great stream. Though I feel sorry for Kronii that was painted as the villain, even though she just had the most money at the wrong time.
I've literally never watched this Monopoly game played without someone getting dropped or AFKed out to bankruptcy, it's truly impressive. Despite that, it was an extremely entertaining stream. Love this group doing pretty much anything together.
I'm glad this group was able to have some decent collabs 😊will miss Dez and Vespi so much, but grateful for the time we got with them, so much hilarious fun
Honestly, good plays by kronii. I was worried when she chose to flex instead of cutting off their remaining hope and only threat, but she did very well in reading their morale and keeping them from thinking about fighting back at the end. Truly a master of the mind; but I guess it's only natural when she can see the result and cause of every action simultaneously.
Starting the stream and seeing the huge "you have gone inactive twice, once more and you go bankrupt" warning at the top of the stream is such foreshadowing
*TIMESTAMP* *COMPILATIONS* --------- *[Kronii* *Basking* *in* *her* *Superiority]* 49:19 *Kronii:* “Give it a few turns, he’ll be out of the game..” 01:10:02 *Kronii:* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 1:11:19 Kronii’s turn after owning nearly everything… 1:17:53 *Kronii:* “Come on guys, Cheer up!” 1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer / "I was gonna offer you money...” 1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled” 1:26:54 *Vesper:* “We have to scrap and Fight!” *Kronii:* “That’s so sweet..” 1:35:31 Kronii *Evil* *Laugh* As she Collects her full sets… 1:42:57 *Dez:* "Is there hope?" *Kronii:* "I Don't think so." 1:43:42 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win! *[Calli* *Losing* *her* *Mind* / *Stages* *of* *Grief]* 44:38 *“F**** *You* *Rich* *People”* - Calli 48:09 Calli’s *SCREAM* *of* *Pain..* 1:07:38 *CALLI* *GOES* *BANKRUPT!?* 1:14:40 *Angry* *Calli…* 1:16:18 “I’m Gonna strangle the monopoly man” 1:25:06 Calli Walks About the what ifs 1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer 1:39:31 Cheering for Kronii at the top! 1:46:09 *Calli:* "I'm gonna have to schedule therapy as well After this" *[Unhinged* *Vesper]* 1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…* 1:11:46 *Dez:* "We can band together" *Ves:* "No we can't! "*Dez:* “listen to me…. *_Sh*t.”_* 1:26:00 Vesper:* “I don't care If I lose.. She Just Has to Fall!” 1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…” 1:31:03 Kronii’s Become The *DND* *Boss* 1:34:36 Vesper Wants a rematch 1:36:10 It’s worse than losing…/ Vesper describes what it feels like 1:41:30 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“ *[Tycoon* *Dez* *Trying* *to* *Sabotage* *Every* *Deal]* 2:59 Introduction 37:56 Tycoon Dez gives his Advice 51:52 *Tycoon* *Dez:* “Listen to me! He comes to your door a desperate Man!” 55:27 - *Tycoon* *Dez:* "You Can afford a single dollar more.." 1:06:21 *Tycoon* *Dez’* “”friendly Advice” 1:45:20 *Tycoon* *Dez:* "She Drank My Milkshake! She drank it all!!" *[Auctions]* 44:38 *AUCTION!* Marvin Gardens (Yellow) 53:31 *AUCTION!* Park Place! (Blue) 01:10:01 AUCTION: Calli’s Properties 1:18:03 AUCTION: New York Avenue (Orange) 1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled” 1:32:50 AUCTION: Vesper’s Properties *[Attempted* *Trades]* 30:23 Dez Making* *a* *trade* *offer* *to* *Calli* 31:38 Dez switches from Calli and offers Kronii a trade 35:20 - Dez Offering Vesper a *terrible* *Trade* 36:49 Vesper Offers a *Trade* to Kronii 41:08 Kronii Tries to *trade* for her _own_ property.. 50:36 - Vesper Offers A *Trade* to Kronii 1:04:05 Dez Makes a *Trade* offer to Kronii 1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer 1:27:51 Kronii makes another Trade Offer 1:39:54 Dez’s Trade offer to Kronii *[Successful* *Trades]* 41:44 *Kronii* *makes* *a* *Trade* *with* *Vesper* 43:03 - *Dez* *Makes* *a* *trade* *with* *Calli!* 1:01:01 *Vesper’s* *Trade* *with* *Calli* *for* *the* *brown* *set* 1:05:22 *Calli* *Makes* *a* *Trade* *With* *Vesper* 1:24:35 *Vesper* *and* *Dez* *Trade* --------- o7
This is the most emotionally damaging Monopoly stream I have ever seen 😂 And oh boy, it's so hilarious & entertaining to watch all the suffering ensued.
That was perfectly unhinged. Bad game design resulting in absolute salt and chaos. And Kronii giving her 1:43:38 winner's speech, after becoming an accidental mob boss, was just beautiful lmao.
A tale as old as time. The faces changes, but the results stay the same. Time comes for those unaware and unprepared with a harsh hand. That is to say, Ubisoft's Monopoly can be such a knife in the back.
This is a really fun collab stream and also Kronii's laugh lmao 🤣 Calli is a genius because she knows that watching they play is better than being a player👍🏻
Lol....been busy and didn't even know this happened. Thanks to Ina for sending Me over. Love these collabs. A perfect hilarious group. Who'd think Kronii and Vesper would be a rivalry
@@PunkRockMohawk tbh I swear we're seeing the beginning of Kronii's supervillian arc. As self depreciating as she is....she kinda takes joy from the malding of others...lol
The ridges on the edge of a coin are a throwback to when they were made of precious metal, in order to stop people "clipping" coins. Or as in the £1 coin had written in Latin "Decus et tutamen" "for protection and adornment". Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Kronii didn't even for one second lose the mighty grip on the boys' ballzz and kept her cool demeanour throughout the game! Love it! Vesper might have cut his off, but she got every fragment in the end x)
I can't believe Kronii used her time powers to win monopoly
[Made In Heaven] is truly an unbeatable Stand.
@@NotAGoodUsername360 More like king crimson
@@Ani-me2 KC would mean she still would press the button, Made in heaven would mean she has so little time to press the button that it might as well be impossible
TIME IS MONEY AFTERALL!
She used WA WARUDO!
I'm gonna miss this group... such brilliant chemistry.
Calli at the end like: "Bye everyone! See you in therapy!"
Vesper the therapist be like : "Bye everyone! ..See you in.. Do you have a doctor I can call?"
@@bmanpura "But doctor, I am Pagliacci." -Vesper, probably
@@bmanpura I don't think the coyote treats anyone outside of holoX
i feel like we all collectively went through a story arc watching this collab
That's the thing about Monopoly, every game is a full event.... not a _good_ event, necessarily, but definitely something you'll remember for a long time afterward.
The arc ain't over brother. It only ends when Vesper finally wins.
That title was 100% accurate. Truly one of the Ubisoft Monopoly streams of all time.
makes me think of Perisai Jitu chorus, the broken laughing
Hope their upper management continues run that company to the ground.
Kronii enters the game the most chill of the gang, and exits the victor.
Gigachad Kronii doesn’t disappoint.
Pure Tranquilo 👊🏾👁️👌🏿
*Can You Feel My Heart intensifies in the background*
Why tf did i read comments just as I began watching? Joke's on me, I guess.
On brand.
Kronii's laughter got more maniac step by step when she realized she is sweeping them all clean of money
I can just imagine Kronii in a mob boss suit, extorting everyone.
MAFIA, remember ? Pretty much had a boss look already 🤣
Lissen here. Imma make you’s a deal you can’t refuse.
Ehh, you thought about it too long, yer bankrupt now. Tell the fishies about it.
Kronii in a boss suit will wipe everyone out
mafia
Kronii ended up a better evil dictator than La+ strives to be. You don't need loyalty when you own everyone.
Now that I think about it, I dont think I have ever seen a group play this game and not have at least one person be bankrupted for being "AFK." As horrible as the game design is, this was thoroughly entertaining. So, thank you guys for that! ❤️
I don't think anyone went bankrupt for "AFK" in the Ollie/Ame/Reine/Kiara collab on Kiara's channel. Instead, Ame was replaced by a computer when the game stalled out.
It asked them if they want to declare bankrupt and they chose yes immediately, i don't know if you can choose no or not 🤔
In the 2 Monopoly streams on Kiara's channel, i didn't see any bankrupted like this one :v on the other side, the properties from bankrupt person are in auction instead of giving all to other people, this one is different.
@gadman85 oh yeah that's true. I guess I misremembered her disconnection as a bankruptcy since the bot took over and she was out
@@tiettrongkhoi7353 They didn't choose anything; the game just took control and pressed buttons automatically.
Hearing how energetic and amiable everyone was in the beginning only to slowly see it go silent towards the end. That's just a typical game of Monopoly. Kronii did promise that she would pay Vesper back for the "Spider Assassin Incident". And she paid him back. In spades.
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* (Start: 0:00/0:53)
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1:07:38 *Calli* *Goes* *Bankrupt!?!?*
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…”
1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer
1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…*
1:41:30 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“
1:43:11 AND THE WINNER IS... / Kronii Thanks Calli for the win!
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Full Timestamps In the Replies
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Thanks for the endless laughs you guys!
*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *2*
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*FULL* *TIMESTAMPS*
0:20 "Are we live?"
0:53 Start!/ Rolling Dice
*[Introductions]*
1:52 Hiding the Screen
2:08 Vesper
2:59 Magni
3:46 Kronii
4:21 Calli Speak into the Mic
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*TURN* *1*
4:31 - The Game is back! / Kronii's turn
4:50 Vesper Explains the basics of Monopoly to Dez
5:15 - Dez’ Turn
5:47 Dez Rolls Again!
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*TURN* *2*
6:50 - Vesper’s turn / "Why is Magni dressed like my dad?” - Guy In chat
7:14 - Calli’s Turn / Do the colours matter?
7:42 "Can I reject *paying?"* - Calli
8:05 *Calli:* "Audio change, I need to boost Kronii to 200.." *Kronii:* "You're Gonna regret that."
8:19 Vesper Explains the significance of the property Colours
9:04 - Kronii’s Turn
9:42 - Dez’ Turn: “Watch This”
10:13 *AUCTION!* Dez auctions the Property?
10:44 Dez Learns He doesn’t get the money from the auction…
11:22 Calli Raises!
11:49 Calli Wins the *Red* Property! (Kentucky avenue)
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*TURN* *3*
12:17 - Vesper’s turn / Calli's confident in her Descision
12:47 - Calli’s Turn
13:09 Calli Gets her *2nd* *Red* property!
13:35 - Kronii’s Turn
14:15 - Dez’s Turn / Calli’s Careful not to turn Kronii up any further..
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*TURN* *4*
14:40 - Vesper’s Turn / "What's the point of Auctioning?"
14:55 Remembering Kronii's *Map* *Meta* abuse during Mario Party
15:34 - Calli’s Turn: *Paying* Kronii
16:05 - Kronii’s turn: Landing on the free space
16:16 - Dez’ Turn / "Being in *Jail* Is so awesome" - Vesper
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*TURN* *5*
16:50 - Vesper’s turn
17:26 - Calli’s Turn “Surely I can buy something.. *(Paying* Kronii)
18:00 *“It's* *Fine~”*
19:10 - Kronii Owns Both utilities!
18:43 - Dez ‘ Trun / Buying Property
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*TURN* *6*
19:03 - Vesper’s Get's free money!
19:30 - Calli's turn: Buying *Reading* *Railroad*
20:09 - Kronii’s Turn: *Paying* *School* *Debt…*
20:36 - Dez’s Turn: Landing on Calli’s Red Property..
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*TURN* *7*
21:13 - Vesper’s Turn
21:31 Vesper’s 30 Second Monopoly Story
21:39 *_THE_* *JIMMY* *NOIR?*
21:56 - Calli’s Turn: *Paying* Vesper... "hahaha *Give* *me* *money"* - Vesper
22:41 *Dez:* “Money Should work like *LEGO”*
23:24 - Kronii’s Turn: Passing Go (+200)
23:38 - Dez’s Turn: *Paying* Kroniii..
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*TURN* *8*
24:05 - Vesper’S Turn (to Pay) / *“Give* *me* *money* Haha” - Calli
24:49 - Callis Turn
25:05 - Kronii’s Turn / *Dez:* ”Kronii’s EATING these properties UP!”
25:40 - Dez’ Turn: Community Chest (Income tax Refund!)
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*TURN* *9*
26:13 - Vesper’s Turn
26:43 - Calli’s Turn: Purchasing a *Green* Property
27:08 - Kronii’s Turn: Buying a *Railroad* / First Mention of Trading
27:33 - Dez’ Turn: Getting his salary! (Taken Away)
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*TURN* *10*
27:50 - Vesper’s Turn / Landing on *Calli’s* *Railroad*
28:18 “I Hope I get the red Property” - Vesper
28:36 Vesper also *Pays* *Kronii* utilities..
28:44 - Calli’s Turn / *Paying* + Getting her salary
29:40 - Kronii’S Turn: *Paying* Dez for his Railroad
30:23 - Dez’s Turn / Making* *a* *trade* *offer* *to* *Calli*
30:38 *“Oh* *No* *I’m* *Kronii-ing”* - Dez
31:38 Dez switches from Calli and offers Kronii a trade
32:26 Dez If *Fined* -200 Dollars *(Instant* *Karma)*
32:59 Dez Gets a second Pink property
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*TURN* *11*
33:22 - Vesper’s Turn / "Shove that in your Juicebox and S*ck it" - Calli
33:56 - Calli’s Turn / *Savage* *Calli:* ”I like Kronii though so it’s alright..”
34:44 - Kronii’s turn: 'Well I like Calli, so.."
35:20 - Dez’s Turn / Offering Vesper a *terrible* *Trade*
35:44 Dez *Paying* Kroniii "why DO have so much Stuff!"
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*TURN* *12*
36:14 - Vesper Pays Kronii
36:49 Vesper Offers a *Trade* to Kronii
37:35 Kronii Truns Down Vespers Trade Offer
37:56 Tycoon Dez gives his Advice
38:07 - Callis turn
38:27 - Kronii’s Turn: Landing on a *Boardwalk* *(Blue)*
39:12 - Dez’s Turn: Chance (+150 Dollars)
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*TURN* *13*
39:34 - Vesper’s Turn: Going Straight to *JAIL*
40:10 - Calli’s Turn
40:22 - Kronii’s turn
41:08 Kronii Tries to *trade* for her _own_ property..
41:44 *Kronii* *makes* *a* *Trade* *with* *Vesper*
42:28 Kronii Gains nothing Form Passing Go…
42:47 The Narrator makes Calli Uncomfortable
43:03 - *Dez* *Makes* *a* *trade* *with* *Calli!*
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*TURN* *14*
43:53 - Vesper's Turn: Bailing himself out
44:24 - Calli’s turn
44:38 *AUCTION!* (Calli’s out of Money…)
45:04 *“F**** *You* *Rich* *People”* - Calli
46:04 Vesper wins the Yellow property Auction
46:25 - Kronii’s Turn: Visiting Jail
46:52 - Dez’ Turn: Going to *JAIL*
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*TURN* *15*
47:20 - Vesper’s Turn: Vesper Lands on the *red* *Property* Calli Needs
47:56 - Calli’s Turn
48:09 Calli’s *SCREAM* *of* *Pain..*
48:29 - Kronii’s Turn: Stonks!
49:07 - Dez 's turn: Bailing himself out
49:19 *Kronii:* “Give it a few turns, he’ll be out of the game..”
49:47 Dez's turn: *Elected* *to* *pay* *everyone* *50..* "People make their own Luck"
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*TURN* *16*
50:36 - Vesper Offers A *Trade* to Kronii
51:52 *Tycoon* *Dez:* “Listen to me! He comes to your door a desperate Man!”
52:20 Trade REJECTED
53:31 *AUCTION!* Vesper lands on *Park* *Place!*
54:36 Kronii *VS* Dez…
55:27 - *Tycoon* *Dez:* "You Can afford a single dollar more.." / Big spender Kronii
56:00 - Magni Buys The Property for 700+!
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*TURN* *17*
56:25 - Vesper’s Trun / Buying Brown
57:00 - Calli’s turn: Collecting 200 / *Paying* Vesper 2 Whole Dollars
57:38 - Kronii’s Turn
58:00 *Calli’s* *Investing* *Motto*
58:04 - Dez’s Turn
58:22 *Calli:* Dez Is not Muted he's just dead” *Dez:* "Quiet I'm thinking" *Kronii:* He’s Kronii-ing”
58:51 “I’m gonna land on Atlantic Avenue right now. *_Watch._”*
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*TURN* *18*
59:34 - Vesper’s Turn
59:53 Chance : *Paying* Calli
1:00:15 Dez's bad luck / *Calli’s* *Investing* *Motto*
1:01:01 *Vesper’s* *Trade* *with* *Calli* *for* *the* *brown* *set*
1:01:26 What is he *cooking?* (Adding Houses)
1:02:28 - Calli’s Turn
1:03:00 *Calli’s* *Just* *joking!*
1:03:16 - Kronii’s Turn
1:03:36 - Dez’ Turn
1:04:05 Dez Makes a *Trade* offer to Kronii
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*TURN* *19*
1:04:41 Vesper’s Turn
1:05:22 *Calli* *Makes* *a* *Trade* *With* *Vesper*
1:06:21 *Tycoon* *Dez’* “”friendly Advice”
1:07:38 *CALLI* *GOES* *BANKRUPT!?*
01:10:02 *Kronii:* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
1:11:19 Kronii’S turn after owning everything…
1:11:41 Kronii's turN
1:11:46 *Dez:* "We can band together" *Ves:* "No we can't! "*Dez:* “listen to me…. *_Sh*t.”_*
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*TURN* *20*
1:13:11 - Vesper’S Turn
1:14:40 *Angry* *Calli…*
1:14:52 “When Simon and Kamina Combine”
1:15:09 *Dez* *attempts* *the* *JlNX:* “She’s Gonna land on it..”
1:15:49 - Kronii’s turn goes by, she collect 200
1:16:18 -Dez's turn / Calli’s gonna strangle the monopoly man
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*TURN* *21*
1:16:47 Vespers turn: Paying *Kronii’s* *Railroad*
1:17:53 *Kronii:* “Come on guys, Cheer up!”
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*KRONII* *DOMINANCE*
1:18:03 *Auction..* Kronii Wins again
1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer
1:20:21 Kronii: "I was gonna offer you money...”
1:20:37 The Kronii Dog Saunter
1:20:53 Dez’ turn / Landing on Kronii’s Railroad
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:24:35 *Vesper* *and* *Dez* *Trade*
1:25:06 Calli puts the guilt on Vesper
1:26:00 Vesper:* “I don't care If I lose.. She Just Has to Fall!”
1:26:51 *Vesper:* “We have to scrap and Fight!” *Kronii: *“That’s so sweet..”
1:27:51 Kronii makes another Trade Offer
1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* *"I* *would* *rather* *cut* *my* *D**k* *off…"*
1:29:51 Calli’s starting to realize it's more fun watching them suffer
1:31:03 Kronii’s Become The *DND* *Boss*
1:31:15 Vesper and Dez Work together To form one last ditch effort to win!
*[All* *Hope* *Is* *Lost]*
1:32:46 *VESPER* *GOES* *BANKRUPT…*
1:34:36 Vesper Wants a rematch
1:35:31 Kronii Eveil Laugh As she Collects her full sets…
1:36:10 It’s worse than losing…/ Vesper describes what it feels like
1:36:51 Kronii’s turn: Dodging Dez’s green / Obtaining get out of jail Free card
1:38:02 *LET **HIM* *COOK*
1:38:44 Dez still Holds Hope!
1:39:17 Dez’s Turn
1:39:31 Calli’s Cheering for Kronii at the top!
1:39:54 Dez’s Trade offer to Kronii
1:41:12 Trad Denied!
1:41:30 Unhinged Vesper: “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“
1:42:32 Dez’ Turn : / Paying Kronii
1:42:57 *Dez:* "Is there hope?" *Kronii:* "I Don't think so."
1:43:11 *Ves:* Did you just Call us Fleas?
1:43:36 *AND* *THE* *WINNER* *IS… *
*[Ending]*
1:43:42 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win!
1:45:20 *Tycoon* *Dez:* "She Drank My Milkshake! She drank it all!!"
1:45:52 "We can play another match in the future.."
1:46:09 *Calli:* "I'm gonna have to schedule therapy as well After this"
1:47:04 "Bye Everyone. Get out."
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o7
*TIMESTAMP* *COMPILATIONS*
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*[Calli* *Losing* *her* *Mind]*
44:38 *“F**** *You* *Rich* *People”* - Calli
48:09 Calli’s *SCREAM* *of* *Pain..*
1:07:38 *CALLI* *GOES* *BANKRUPT!?*
1:14:40 *Angry* *Calli…*
1:16:13 “I’m Gonna strangle the monopoly man”
1:25:06 Calli brings up the what ifs
1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer
1:39:31 Cheering for Kronii at the top!
1:46:09 *Calli:* "I'm gonna have to schedule therapy as well After this"
*[Kronii* *Chlling* *in* *her* *Superiority]*
49:19 *Kronii:* “Give it a few turns, he’ll be out of the game..”
01:10:02 *Kronii:* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
1:11:19 Kronii’s turn after owning nearly everything…
1:17:53 *Kronii:* “Come on guys, Cheer up!”
1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer / "I was gonna offer you money...”
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:26:46 *Vesper:* “We have to scrap and Fight!” *Kronii:* “That’s so sweet..”
1:35:31 Kronii *Evil* *Laugh* As she Collects her full sets…
1:42:57 *Dez:* "Is there any hope?" *Kronii:* "I Don't think so."
1:43:42 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win!
*[Unhinged* *Vesper]*
1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…*
1:11:46 *Dez:* "We can band together" *Ves:* "No we can't!" *Dez:* “listen to me…. *_Sh*t.”_*
1:26:00 (Vesper:* “I don't care If I lose.. She Just Has to Fall!”
1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…”
1:31:03 Kronii’s Become The *DND* *Boss*
1:34:36 Vesper Wants a rematch
1:36:10 It’s worse than losing…/ Vesper describes what it feels like
1:41:30 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“
*[Tycoon* *Dez* *Trying* *to* *Sabotage* *Every* *Deal]*
2:59 Introduction
37:56 Tycoon Dez gives his Advice
51:31 *Tycoon* *Dez:* “Listen to me! He comes to your doorstep a desperate Man!”
55:27 - *Tycoon* *Dez:* "You Can afford a single dollar more.."
1:06:21 *Tycoon* *Dez’* “”friendly Advice”
1:45:13 *Tycoon* *Dez:* "She Drank My Milkshake! She drank it all!!"
*[Auctions]*
44:38 *AUCTION!* Marvin Gardens (Yellow)
53:31 *AUCTION!* Park Place! (Blue)
01:10:01 *AUCTION:* Calli’s Properties
1:18:03 *AUCTION:* New York Avenue (Orange)
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:32:50 *AUCTION:* Vesper’s Properties
*[Attempted* *Trades]*
30:18 Dez Making* *a* *trade* *offer* *to* *Calli*
31:38 Dez switches from Calli and offers Kronii a trade *(Instant* *Karma)*
35:20 Dez Offering Vesper a *terrible* *Trade*
36:49 Vesper Offers a *Trade* to Kronii
41:08 Kronii Tries to *trade* for her _own_ property..
50:36 Vesper Offers A *Trade* to Kronii
1:04:05 Dez Makes a *Trade* offer to Kronii
1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer
1:27:51 Kronii makes another Trade Offer
1:39:54 Dez’s Trade offer to Kronii
*[Successful* *Trades]*
41:44 *Kronii* *makes* *a* *Trade* *with* *Vesper*
43:03 *Dez* *Makes* *a* *trade* *with* *Calli!*
1:01:01 *Vesper’s* *Trade* *with* *Calli* *for* *the* *brown* *set*
1:05:22 *Calli* *Makes* *a* *Trade* *With* *Vesper*
1:24:35 *Vesper* *and* *Dez* *Trade*
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o7
10q for the timestamps!
Core part of stream.. so cool
Seeing this streams after some of them were gone just makes me feel bittersweet about them. I'm sure they are doing well on the other side but it is the moment like this that make hololive feels special.
Wait, I'm off the loop on this, what happened to them?
@@xenodo597magni and vesper graduated due to unstated circumstances
Kronii using her time powers once again, Ubi-monopoly as reliable as ever, the partnership of Magni and Vesper doing all they to stop the time witch, and dad leaving to go get milk and being declared as dead by the time he's checking out. Gotta say, all things considered, it was certainly entertaining
Calli throughout the entire stream be like: **mental breakdown noises**
Calli was really vital to the game, because Monopoly always has to be toxic.
I swear to God, this is probably one of my favorite collab groups in all of HoloPro.
I love the fact that they have collabed together enough by now to have inside jokes like "Pulling a Kronii" with the "Map Meta" and whatnot. Every time these 4 do something together their shared lore grows deeper, and it's great.
Same. It's always unhinged from the jump and somehow gets worse over time. Truly amazing
It also helps they insist on playing very salt-heavy games. really brings out the flavor of insanity between members of the squad here.
There's something deeply satisfying in how they collectively become more unhinged in different ways that compliment each other; Vesper's clinical scheming, Magni's rage at the world, Calli's glorious, booming dad-laugh, and Kronii's gwaks/hysterical giggling. It's just so good.
Same! We need a catchy name like SNOT has for this group :D
This stream has enough salt to supply humanity for 10 generations.
I love how Vesper was the most knowledgeable and making smart moves right up until he bought the yellow property for over double its value.
The thirst for revenge can unfortunately cloud rational thought.
My favourite part was when Kronii said "It's Kronii'ing time" and Kroniied all over the properties
The fact that they really actually said "kronii'ing" during the stream makes this so much better XD
Based on this and Mario Party, it's clear you can't beat Perfection.
Bronii'ed and splattered her goom all over everyone
Now try a funny joke
@@OhNoTheFace now try a good comeback
Calli: [forced to go bankrupt]
Kronii: And then I became the landlady.
I hate playing monopoly, but boy oh boy, do I love to see it played! The game where the winning move is not playing it at all! Congrats to Kronii for a flawless spectacle of shrewd business dealings, eyeing every opportunity and being ready to pounce with a careful management of cash in hand, truly there's no denying that she won by skill alone! Absolutely... no other reason... not at all...
"... You can keep it."
As for someone who has never played Monopoly, watching this stream makes me realize I'm not missing out on anything and it should stay that way forever lol
True
it really is one of the worst board games to exist. It drives me crazy that there are so many amazing board games out there, but everybody is just like "but Monopoly though"
Monopoly is literally made to mimic the horrors of capitalism. It isn't fun.
Could be worse. Could be played IRL
Literally nobody knows how to actually play the damn game.
@@AlexBarbu Ok. It was made to mimic the horrors of capitalism to all people who understand the horrors of capitalism. Fixed for you amigo.
The evil laugh at 1:35:40 is just so good after Kronii had been so innocent and polite and Canadian the whole game
Truly one of the Monopoly streams of all time.
It is indeed one of the streams of all time.
Time caught up to everyone. Truely the monopoly match of all time.
There's some poetry in the Warden of Time coasting to victory off the back of the timer. The poetry might be a cruel, mocking limerick, but it is poetry.
It's gonna be hard to re-watch this collab now given recent events with hololive
Calli & Vesper both got cheated can we all agree on that? But man I was on the edge of my seat 😩
30:25 Dez tries to offer a deal with Calli but negotiations fail
30:42 "Kronii-ing" This exists now 🤣
31:38 Then Dez tries to offer a deal with with Kronii
32:11 only to then turn her her down out of spite and get hit with INSTANT Karma LMFAO 🤣😂🤣😂
34:14 & 34:45 Ah yes the beautiful friendship between Reaper & Warden LOL
1:07:39 First Bankrupt Calliope Mori 🙅♀️
1:26:00 Bro Vesper's desperation
1:28:47 DAMN GRAMPIRE CHILL OH MY GOD!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
1:32:46 Second Bankrupt Vesper Noir 🙅♂️
1:43:35 Third And Final Bankrupt Magni Dezmond 🙅♂️
1:43:37 MONOPOLY Warden of Time Ouro Kronii 💸💰💸
His war with kronii gets better and better
Jimmy Noir timestamp?
@@cosmicflower5891 I mean I didn't get the reference honestly like I don't even know who Jimmy Noir even is 😅
Whenever these four come together you just *know* it's gonna be chaotic GOLD
i need more of these guys! Thank you Ubisoft for making such a broken and unintuitive game that gave us this wonderful stream
I feel bad for laughing at Calli's malding over being timed out after getting the whole picture (originally I was doing something else while just listening to the stream); but her suffering for our entertainment will no go unappreciated. Thanks, Calli, Vesper, Magni and Kronii for a laugh-filled stream!
Watching it, I know why people are so MAD when they go bankrupt from that. Cause there's a button! It asks you if you wanna tap out! They just pressed it on instinct.
@@Nothingseen No, it's worse. It doesn't ask. It just takes control and automatically navigates through the menus one-by-one until it bankrupts you.
almost been a year since this legendary collab
This made me laugh really really hard. I mean 1st it was the start of this with the cat meowing in the background that already was a sign of things to come. Afterward was Calli's great screams and F words flying around along with Kronii's laughs of cuteness. Then Des was breaking and finally Vesper was saying some stuff that honestly I wasn't paying attention because I was laughing too hard. Although I did get the whole Des screaming about his money being gone and Vesper not wanting Kronii to win again if they did another match lol. Overall congratulations to Kronii and another fantastic and hilarious stream guys!
This is a Masterpiece. The balance and interactions are so good, the comedy, the chaotic delivery. The events are somehow blessed and so accurate to the lore, this type of stream is exhausting and hard to happen, but really tells how good they are. I hope the boys can make streams like this and have more collabs. Kronii and Tempus has some lore to work on it. LOL
I wanted these four to collab again. Now it won't happen again. :(
The moment you can TASTE Vesper's desperation when he proclaims Kronii WILL pay at least $78 for Pennsylvania ave, you can hear him start to panic right before Kronii sweetly replies "You can keep it."
You can't WRITE drama like that! That moment was SOOOOO succulent! That moment needs to be a focal point for young theatre students at Julliard. GOD, that was amazing!
Vesper sent assassins to Kronii's house via the spider, but Kronii retaliated by paying off Ubisoft for this win.
Can't wait for Cali's next hit album, "I can't believe Death filed for bankruptcy" including fan favorites such as "I pawned my scythe" and "Money go bye-bye".
1:12:00
Is so perfect
Hopefully start a sentence, then realize that everything is lost
Kronii becoming the boss battle was somehow expected. But how she got to that state was absolutely insane. Sasuga Ubisoft-sama.
This is still one of my most rewatched streams. It is just peak comedianlive. I also really miss these 4's interactions
This is probably my favorite group for collaborations.
30:18
probably my favorite sequence of events this stream, two bad offers and then an immediate bad roll lol
Out of everyone, I did not expect vesper to one out for blood.
Kronii traumatized him during their psychiatric collab stream a few months ago, and they've had a growing rivalry ever since.
Most recently, Vesper took credit for the spider 'assassin' that ambushed the (arachnophobic) Warden. She was not happy when she found out.
The Vespear Arc has finally begun
@@arthanis07 post-suspension spear wielding vesper is a powerful beast
Gramps is a vampire after all.
That was a lot of fun. Hopefully they find a way to turn off that auto-bankrupt timer for the rematch.
Alas, I feel like the boys could have had a chance if Dez had sacrificed himself and gave everything to Vesper. That would have left him with the ability to have properties on Brown and Green. In the end, Time waits for no one and it's Warden reaped the benefits!
At this point, this needs to be like an official group with them. I need a group stream like once a month. They have yet dissapoint. (I may be biased because my fav star is Ves and 2 fav en are Mori and Kronii but still.)
@@believeinfairness2736you aren’t being cucked. you are not in a relationship with these women. you don’t know them
@@believeinfairness2736 they don’t know you. you are letters on a screen to these people. they don’t owe you a relationship any more than markiplier does, or whatever non vtuber content creator you like.
@@believeinfairness2736 no you aren’t any of those things, you’re the audience. you aren’t in their lives. you don’t have to give these people your time, attention or money, and they don’t have to give you anything back but entertainment, as is their job. in any other form of media an audience member saying to the cast “hey i want you to care about me in specific. stop interacting with men and like me instead” would be laughed out of the room.
@@believeinfairness2736 why would you be given the same respect as tempus? they are fellow cast members and co-workers. they know each other on a personal level. you are not in the same ring as these people working in the same company.
@@believeinfairness2736 i in no way said that. you give them money, they give you entertainment. that’s how streaming works. but you acting like you’re in the same ring as the tempus guys is crazy. you are the audience, and tempus are their coworkers.
Best collab group imo, rematch shall happen
The funny thing about them saying it would be chaotic if money worked in a way where you could cut it into pieces to divide the value is that it actually worked that way with pieces of eight before cutting money became illegal.
1:35:38 Kronii's most evil laugh.
I wanna see this animated so badly now.
Thanks for the hilarious collab. This was a great time, and I was laughing so much. My face started to hurt, lol.
Everyone's sanity was drained, and large amounts of salt was spilled. Thank you for the stream it was fun.
God I miss Vesper and Dez.
I can't believe how absolutely batshit fun these temepst/en collabs are- plus Calli's laughs of pure joy always send me
1:11:47 Discussion between Magni and Vesper on their options
"Better than struggling... like a flea"
- Not Kronii
I felt for Dez in that moment. The situation was completely hopeless and the worst part was it was nobodies fault but ubisoft.
Not going to lie though that comment was absolutely amazing. It came out of nowhere and she hasn't been offensive or trash talking at all all game. And then suddenly this thing comes out and instant GGs! It was golden!
Man this stream was a ride, everything was fun and giggles until the fated bankrupcy via not being active attackes, then the salt began and I kept laughing at Magnis and Ves trying to clutch a win. Amazing collab, you guys in these group really work well together for this type of stuff, I would love to see you play risk next!!
You know it's going to be an "interesting" collab when you see a blue time warden and grandpa vampire in the same stream.
That was quite the challenge 😅
Calli trying to keep it together despite being cursed a million times... Hope she'll find some time to chill out after that, it's needed 😅
Vesper being pretty nice, explaining the game and all, even with a childhood stories, but then the meltdown... His entire plan, his only path at getting any close to victory, completely obliterated by a timeout bug kicking _someone else,_ that held his only chance. It was insane and hilarious, even if I feel a lil bad about the mental damage he experienced 😅
Magni going in this like D&D roleplaying, which is really good at spicing it up and setting the scenes - even when the game was doomed, kept pushing out jokes and references. Real pro at his work, love his dedication 🙌
Kronii as the coldest ice queen, naturally, shooting down trade offers and quietly climbing up the ladder, then not even having to force to get her overwhelming victory. Didn't even ask for this, still dominated the board and the game, sasuga mafia girlboss 😎
Top tier group, these 4.
Truly a monopoly stream of all time lmao.
As a heads up, if the Monopoly run back ends up coming to fruition and you want to avoid Ubisoft’s… “suboptimized” online mode, other streamers chose to have one person play in local play and just be the one controlling all the pieces. That way, no one has to worry about a timer or anything like that.
Regardless, this was still a very entertaining stream, and I look forward to the runback, if it ever happens!
Kronii's Jokeronii laugh when she realized that Ubisoft handed her the win was amazing lmao. It's incredible how Ubisoft managed to perfectly capture the frustration one feels while playing the physical board game with this game adaptation of the therapy causing classic, Monopoly. And the fact that a time mechanic caused Kronii, time itself, to win is just unreal, you can't make this stuff up.
Man, I wish I could've stayed awake after Vesper's member's stream before this, I would've loved to see this live.
Poor Calli. Thank you for being an absolute chad o7
The boys bring the energy, Cali is just too drained by moving apartments, and Kronii is just there absorbing the atmosphere.
When Calli said this is more fun to watch than play I felt that. In what world is it okay for the game to declare bankruptcy if a trade isn't completed within a particular set time. Rip Calli and Vesper though it was still hilarious to see. Sad to see Desmond kamikaze in the very end though tbf Kronii would have probably finished first either way. Lastly Monthly Monopoly would be amazing.
This stream was pretty much "Time is money."
Also, what I consider the most hilarious auctions in this stream: 53:28, 1:22:01
Dang Kronii trolling them so hard, I mean c'mon a dollar to counter bid then letting them keep it but in return they are going bankrupt
@@ravenralph123 Vesper actually started that, bidding dollar by dollar. He put himself into a trap. All Kronii had to do was spring it.
@@Nothingseen Yeah very funny but after that Kronii did offered 330 to one of Vesper's properties but gramps is so salty by this point he offered to cut his pp rather than accepting Kronii's offer
This truly was a great stream. Though I feel sorry for Kronii that was painted as the villain, even though she just had the most money at the wrong time.
Of all the Monopoly streams this was certainly a Monopoly stream.
Can't wait to see the next gameplay! (on another channel no doubt)
I've literally never watched this Monopoly game played without someone getting dropped or AFKed out to bankruptcy, it's truly impressive. Despite that, it was an extremely entertaining stream. Love this group doing pretty much anything together.
This is truly the Monopoly stream of all time. Also, congrats to Kronii for becoming the final boss of Monopoly, LOL.
I don't know what it is but whenever Kronii and the Holostars EN guys collab it's always a banger.
my favorite collab group fr fr
Saltiest collab yet lol, Thanks for the stream Calli, Kronii, Ves and Dez! We had fun, sorry the game messed y'all up XD cant wait for the rematch
Due to time zones, I watched this right after waking up and before heading out to work. This is one of the most interesting ways to start a day.
The salt was REAL love this chaotic collab.
I'm glad this group was able to have some decent collabs 😊will miss Dez and Vespi so much, but grateful for the time we got with them, so much hilarious fun
Calli's screaming to start this really set the mood XD
Honestly, good plays by kronii. I was worried when she chose to flex instead of cutting off their remaining hope and only threat, but she did very well in reading their morale and keeping them from thinking about fighting back at the end. Truly a master of the mind; but I guess it's only natural when she can see the result and cause of every action simultaneously.
This would be so fun with friends if the game actually functioned. Just discovered Kronii today though and i already want more of her.
Kronii is a fun lady, did you watch her Uno collab?
@@tertmade9769 Yes! that was my first time seeing her. It was hilarious!
@@FingerPuppetSarcasm That Uno stream, she did it again with unbelievable luck
Damn, Warden of Time beat everyone through Time Outs... that ability is overpowered.
Starting the stream and seeing the huge "you have gone inactive twice, once more and you go bankrupt" warning at the top of the stream is such foreshadowing
Vesper is desperate. You could also say he's...
Vesperate
*TIMESTAMPS* (Start: 0:00/4:31)
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1:07:38 *Calli* *Goes* *Bankrupt!?!?*
1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…”
1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer
1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…*
1:41:30 More Unhinged Vesper:
1:43:11 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win!
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*FULL* *TIMESTAMPS*
0:20 "Are we live?"
0:53 Start!/ Rolling Dice
*[Introductions]*
1:52 Hiding the Screen
2:08 Vesper
2:59 Magni
3:46 Kronii
4:21 Calli Speak into the Mic
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*TURN* *1*
4:31 - The Game is back! / Kronii's turn
4:50 Vesper Explains the basics of Monopoly to Dez
5:15 - Dez’ Turn
5:47 Dez Rolls Again!
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*TURN* *2*
6:50 - Vesper’s turn / "Why is Magni dressed like my dad?” - Guy In chat
7:14 - Calli’s Turn / Do the colours matter?
7:42 "Can I reject *paying?"* - Calli
8:05 *Calli:* "Audio change, I need to boost Kronii to 200.." *Kronii:* "You're Gonna regret that."
8:19 Vesper Explains the significance of the property Colours
9:04 - Kronii’s Turn
9:42 - Dez’ Turn: “Watch This”
10:13 *AUCTION!* Dez auctions the Property?
10:44 Dez Learns He doesn’t get the money from the auction…
11:22 Calli Raises!
11:49 Calli Wins the *Red* Property! (Kentucky avenue)
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*TURN* *3*
12:17 - Vesper’s turn / Calli's confident in her Descision
12:47 - Calli’s Turn
13:09 Calli Gets her *2nd* *Red* property!
13:35 - Kronii’s Turn
14:15 - Dez’s Turn / Calli’s Careful not to turn Kronii up any further..
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*TURN* *4*
14:40 - Vesper’s Turn / "What's the point of Auctioning?"
14:55 Remembering Kronii's *Map* *Meta* abuse during Mario Party
15:34 - Calli’s Turn: *Paying* Kronii
16:05 - Kronii’s turn: Landing on the free space
16:16 - Dez’ Turn / "Being in *Jail* Is so awesome" - Vesper
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*TURN* *5*
16:50 - Vesper’s turn
17:26 - Calli’s Turn “Surely I can buy something.. *(Paying* Kronii)
18:00 *“It's* *Fine~”*
19:10 - Kronii Owns Both utilities!
18:43 - Dez ‘ Trun / Buying Property
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*TURN* *6*
19:03 - Vesper’s Get's free money!
19:30 - Calli's turn: Buying *Reading* *Railroad*
20:09 - Kronii’s Turn: *Paying* *School* *Debt…*
20:36 - Dez’s Turn: Landing on Calli’s Red Property..
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*TURN* *7*
21:13 - Vesper’s Turn
21:31 Vesper’s 30 Second Monopoly Story
21:39 *_THE_* *JIMMY* *NOIR?*
21:56 - Calli’s Turn: *Paying* Vesper... "hahaha *Give* *me* *money"* - Vesper
22:41 *Dez:* “Money Should work like *LEGO”*
23:24 - Kronii’s Turn: Passing Go (+200)
23:38 - Dez’s Turn: *Paying* Kroniii..
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*TURN* *8*
24:05 - Vesper’S Turn (to Pay) / *“Give* *me* *money* Haha” - Calli
24:49 - Callis Turn
25:05 - Kronii’s Turn / *Dez:* ”Kronii’s EATING these properties UP!”
25:40 - Dez’ Turn: Community Chest (Income tax Refund!)
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*TURN* *9*
26:13 - Vesper’s Turn
26:43 - Calli’s Turn: Purchasing a *Green* Property
27:08 - Kronii’s Turn: Buying a *Railroad* / First Mention of Trading
27:33 - Dez’ Turn: Getting his salary! (Taken Away)
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*TURN* *10*
27:50 - Vesper’s Turn / Landing on *Calli’s* *Railroad*
28:18 “I Hope I get the red Property” - Vesper
28:36 Vesper also *Pays* *Kronii* utilities..
28:44 - Calli’s Turn / *Paying* + Getting her salary
29:40 - Kronii’S Turn: *Paying* Dez for his Railroad
30:23 - Dez’s Turn / Making* *a* *trade* *offer* *to* *Calli*
30:38 *“Oh* *No* *I’m* *Kronii-ing”* - Dez
31:38 Dez switches from Calli and offers Kronii a trade
32:26 Dez If *Fined* -200 Dollars *(Instant* *Karma)*
32:59 Dez Gets a second Pink property
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*TURN* *11*
33:22 - Vesper’s Turn / "Shove that in your Juicebox and S*ck it" - Calli
33:56 - Calli’s Turn / *Savage* *Calli:* ”I like Kronii though so it’s alright..”
34:44 - Kronii’s turn: 'Well I like Calli, so.."
35:20 - Dez’s Turn / Offering Vesper a *terrible* *Trade*
35:44 Dez *Paying* Kroniii "why DO have so much Stuff!"
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*TURN* *12*
36:14 - Vesper Pays Kronii
36:49 Vesper Offers a *Trade* to Kronii
37:35 Kronii Truns Down Vespers Trade Offer
37:56 Tycoon Dez gives his Advice
38:07 - Callis turn
38:27 - Kronii’s Turn: Landing on a *Boardwalk* *(Blue)*
39:12 - Dez’s Turn: Chance (+150 Dollars)
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*TURN* *13*
39:34 - Vesper’s Turn: Going Straight to *JAIL*
40:10 - Calli’s Turn
40:22 - Kronii’s turn
41:08 Kronii Tries to *trade* for her _own_ property..
41:44 *Kronii* *makes* *a* *Trade* *with* *Vesper*
42:28 Kronii Gains nothing Form Passing Go…
42:47 The Narrator makes Calli Uncomfortable
43:03 - *Dez* *Makes* *a* *trade* *with* *Calli!*
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*TURN* *14*
43:53 - Vesper's Turn: Bailing himself out
44:24 - Calli’s turn
44:38 *AUCTION!* (Calli’s out of Money…)
45:04 *“F**** *You* *Rich* *People”* - Calli
46:04 Vesper wins the Yellow property Auction
46:25 - Kronii’s Turn: Visiting Jail
46:52 - Dez’ Turn: Going to *JAIL*
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*TURN* *15*
47:20 - Vesper’s Turn: Vesper Lands on the *red* *Property* Calli Needs
47:56 - Calli’s Turn
48:09 Calli’s *SCREAM* *of* *Pain..*
48:29 - Kronii’s Turn: Stonks!
49:07 - Dez 's turn: Bailing himself out
49:19 *Kronii:* “Give it a few turns, he’ll be out of the game..”
49:47 Dez's turn: *Elected* *to* *pay* *everyone* *50..* "People make their own Luck"
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*TURN* *16*
50:36 - Vesper Offers A *Trade* to Kronii
51:52 *Tycoon* *Dez:* “Listen to me! He comes to your door a desperate Man!”
52:20 Trade REJECTED
53:31 *AUCTION!* Vesper lands on *Park* *Place!*
54:36 Kronii *VS* Dez…
55:27 - *Tycoon* *Dez:* "You Can afford a single dollar more.." / Big spender Kronii
56:00 - Magni Buys The Property for 700+!
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*TURN* *17*
56:25 - Vesper’s Trun / Buying Brown
57:00 - Calli’s turn: Collecting 200 / *Paying* Vesper 2 Whole Dollars
57:38 - Kronii’s Turn
58:00 *Calli’s* *Investing* *Motto*
58:04 - Dez’s Turn
58:22 *Calli:* Dez Is not Muted he's just dead” *Dez:* "Quiet I'm thinking" *Kronii:* He’s Kronii-ing”
58:51 “I’m gonna land on Atlantic Avenue right now. *_Watch._”*
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*TURN* *18*
59:34 - Vesper’s Turn
59:53 Chance : *Paying* Calli
1:00:15 Dez's bad luck / *Calli’s* *Investing* *Motto*
1:01:01 *Vesper’s* *Trade* *with* *Calli* *for* *the* *brown* *set*
1:01:26 What is he *cooking?* (Adding Houses)
1:02:28 - Calli’s Turn
1:03:00 *Calli’s* *Just* *joking!*
1:03:16 - Kronii’s Turn
1:03:36 - Dez’ Turn
1:04:05 Dez Makes a *Trade* offer to Kronii
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*TURN* *19*
1:04:41 Vesper’s Turn
1:05:22 *Calli* *Makes* *a* *Trade* *With* *Vesper*
1:06:21 *Tycoon* *Dez’* “”friendly Advice”
1:07:38 *CALLI* *GOES* *BANKRUPT!?*
01:10:02 *Kronii:* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
1:11:19 Kronii’S turn after owning everything…
1:11:41 Kronii's turN
1:11:46 *Dez:* "We can band together" *Ves:* "No we can't! "*Dez:* “listen to me…. *_Sh*t.”_*
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*TURN* *20*
1:13:11 - Vesper’S Turn
1:14:40 *Angry* *Calli…*
1:14:52 “When Simon and Kamina Combine”
1:15:09 *Dez* *attempts* *the* *JlNX:* “She’s Gonna land on it..”
1:15:49 - Kronii’s turn goes by, she collect 200
1:16:18 -Dez's turn / Calli’s gonna strangle the monopoly man
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*TURN* *21*
1:16:47 Vespers turn: Paying *Kronii’s* *Railroad*
1:17:53 *Kronii:* “Come on guys, Cheer up!”
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*KRONII* *DOMINANCE*
1:18:03 *Auction..* Kronii Wins again
1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer
1:20:21 Kronii: "I was gonna offer you money...”
1:20:37 The Kronii Dog Saunter
1:20:53 Dez’ turn / Landing on Kronii’s Railroad
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:24:35 *Vesper* *and* *Dez* *Trade*
1:25:06 Calli puts the guilt on Vesper
1:26:00 Vesper:* “I don't care If I lose.. She Just Has to Fall!”
1:26:51 *Vesper:* “We have to scrap and Fight!” *Kronii: *“That’s so sweet..”
1:27:51 Kronii makes another Trade Offer
1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* *"I* *would* *rather* *cut* *my* *D**k* *off…"*
1:29:51 Calli’s starting to realize it's more fun watching them suffer
1:31:03 Kronii’s Become The *DND* *Boss*
1:31:15 Vesper and Dez Work together To form one last ditch effort to win!
*[All* *Hope* *Is* *Lost]*
1:32:46 *VESPER* *GOES* *BANKRUPT…*
1:34:36 Vesper Wants a rematch
1:35:31 Kronii Eveil Laugh As she Collects her full sets…
1:36:10 It’s worse than losing…/ Vesper describes what it feels like
1:36:51 Kronii’s turn: Dodging Dez’s green / Obtaining get out of jail Free card
1:38:02 *LET **HIM* *COOK*
1:38:44 Dez still Holds Hope!
1:39:17 Dez’s Turn
1:39:31 Calli’s Cheering for Kronii at the top!
1:39:54 Dez’s Trade offer to Kronii
1:41:12 Trad Denied!
1:41:30 Unhinged Vesper: “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“
1:42:32 Dez’ Turn : / Paying Kronii
1:42:57 *Dez:* "Is there hope?" *Kronii:* "I Don't think so."
1:43:11 *Ves:* Did you just Call us Fleas?
1:43:36 *AND* *THE* *WINNER* *IS… *
*[Ending]*
1:43:42 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win!
1:45:20 *Tycoon* *Dez:* "She Drank My Milkshake! She drank it all!!"
1:45:52 "We can play another match in the future.."
1:46:09 *Calli:* "I'm gonna have to schedule therapy as well After this"
1:47:04 "Bye Everyone. Get out."
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*TIMESTAMP* *COMPILATIONS*
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*[Kronii* *Basking* *in* *her* *Superiority]*
49:19 *Kronii:* “Give it a few turns, he’ll be out of the game..”
01:10:02 *Kronii:* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
1:11:19 Kronii’s turn after owning nearly everything…
1:17:53 *Kronii:* “Come on guys, Cheer up!”
1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer / "I was gonna offer you money...”
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:26:54 *Vesper:* “We have to scrap and Fight!” *Kronii:* “That’s so sweet..”
1:35:31 Kronii *Evil* *Laugh* As she Collects her full sets…
1:42:57 *Dez:* "Is there hope?" *Kronii:* "I Don't think so."
1:43:42 Kronii Thanks Calli for the win!
*[Calli* *Losing* *her* *Mind* / *Stages* *of* *Grief]*
44:38 *“F**** *You* *Rich* *People”* - Calli
48:09 Calli’s *SCREAM* *of* *Pain..*
1:07:38 *CALLI* *GOES* *BANKRUPT!?*
1:14:40 *Angry* *Calli…*
1:16:18 “I’m Gonna strangle the monopoly man”
1:25:06 Calli Walks About the what ifs
1:29:48 Calli’s starting to realize it’s more fun watching them suffer
1:39:31 Cheering for Kronii at the top!
1:46:09 *Calli:* "I'm gonna have to schedule therapy as well After this"
*[Unhinged* *Vesper]*
1:32:45 *Vesper* *Goes* *Bankrupt…*
1:11:46 *Dez:* "We can band together" *Ves:* "No we can't! "*Dez:* “listen to me…. *_Sh*t.”_*
1:26:00 Vesper:* “I don't care If I lose.. She Just Has to Fall!”
1:28:44 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* "I would rather cut my D**k off…”
1:31:03 Kronii’s Become The *DND* *Boss*
1:34:36 Vesper Wants a rematch
1:36:10 It’s worse than losing…/ Vesper describes what it feels like
1:41:30 *Unhinged* *Vesper:* “Shoot her in the back as she passes you! Shoot her now!“
*[Tycoon* *Dez* *Trying* *to* *Sabotage* *Every* *Deal]*
2:59 Introduction
37:56 Tycoon Dez gives his Advice
51:52 *Tycoon* *Dez:* “Listen to me! He comes to your door a desperate Man!”
55:27 - *Tycoon* *Dez:* "You Can afford a single dollar more.."
1:06:21 *Tycoon* *Dez’* “”friendly Advice”
1:45:20 *Tycoon* *Dez:* "She Drank My Milkshake! She drank it all!!"
*[Auctions]*
44:38 *AUCTION!* Marvin Gardens (Yellow)
53:31 *AUCTION!* Park Place! (Blue)
01:10:01 AUCTION: Calli’s Properties
1:18:03 AUCTION: New York Avenue (Orange)
1:22:07-1:22:53 *AUCTION:* "Civilization Distilled”
1:32:50 AUCTION: Vesper’s Properties
*[Attempted* *Trades]*
30:23 Dez Making* *a* *trade* *offer* *to* *Calli*
31:38 Dez switches from Calli and offers Kronii a trade
35:20 - Dez Offering Vesper a *terrible* *Trade*
36:49 Vesper Offers a *Trade* to Kronii
41:08 Kronii Tries to *trade* for her _own_ property..
50:36 - Vesper Offers A *Trade* to Kronii
1:04:05 Dez Makes a *Trade* offer to Kronii
1:19:21 Kronii’s Disrespectful Trade offer
1:27:51 Kronii makes another Trade Offer
1:39:54 Dez’s Trade offer to Kronii
*[Successful* *Trades]*
41:44 *Kronii* *makes* *a* *Trade* *with* *Vesper*
43:03 - *Dez* *Makes* *a* *trade* *with* *Calli!*
1:01:01 *Vesper’s* *Trade* *with* *Calli* *for* *the* *brown* *set*
1:05:22 *Calli* *Makes* *a* *Trade* *With* *Vesper*
1:24:35 *Vesper* *and* *Dez* *Trade*
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Did you have the time stamp to when magni said "quiet you" to kronni?
Also thank you for your hard work 💕
o7
This was hilarious but rough, hopefully the rematch goes smoother ❤
This is the most emotionally damaging Monopoly stream I have ever seen 😂 And oh boy, it's so hilarious & entertaining to watch all the suffering ensued.
mori, youve had been playing this for 2 days. i saw it ON CAMS!!!!
Great collab and pretty chaotic!! Nothing much to do here so i want to pass time by watching this. Definitely no regrets!!
Kronii is literally Tempus' final boss. I felt my blood pressure rising watching this. Great game
HOLOSALT forever! o7
1:28:44 THIS is why I was so excited for Holostars EN. This is what we find funny. THATS MY OSHI
That was perfectly unhinged. Bad game design resulting in absolute salt and chaos. And Kronii giving her 1:43:38 winner's speech, after becoming an accidental mob boss, was just beautiful lmao.
A tale as old as time. The faces changes, but the results stay the same. Time comes for those unaware and unprepared with a harsh hand.
That is to say, Ubisoft's Monopoly can be such a knife in the back.
OK these 4 need to work together a lot more, that was hilarious.
This is a really fun collab stream and also Kronii's laugh lmao 🤣 Calli is a genius because she knows that watching they play is better than being a player👍🏻
I love how vesper want his revenge on kronii so bad that he risking everything even parts of his body to get a W
Lol....been busy and didn't even know this happened. Thanks to Ina for sending Me over. Love these collabs. A perfect hilarious group. Who'd think Kronii and Vesper would be a rivalry
A rivalry usually implies some balance. Kronii goddamn STEAMROLLED him.
@@PunkRockMohawk tbh I swear we're seeing the beginning of Kronii's supervillian arc. As self depreciating as she is....she kinda takes joy from the malding of others...lol
After a long day of work
Im glad i got to see this
Energy restored
truly one of the streams of all time
The ridges on the edge of a coin are a throwback to when they were made of precious metal, in order to stop people "clipping" coins. Or as in the £1 coin had written in Latin "Decus et tutamen" "for protection and adornment".
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I love when the four of you collab, so much delicious salt. UNO next maybe?
This is truly one of the Monopoly streams of all time!
Vespers cutting... the evil: 1:28:43
Kronii didn't even for one second lose the mighty grip on the boys' ballzz and kept her cool demeanour throughout the game! Love it!
Vesper might have cut his off, but she got every fragment in the end x)
imagine this was a couples game night, and one of the two had to go back home with Kronii.. imagine it was vesper..
heuhuehuehehehehe