I beat 9D. It was a mistake.
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2024
- guys i thought this video would be half an hour
So basically in this video. I complete one map. That's it. It's the final, biggest, hardest challenge in Monika's D-sides, an ultra (get it) difficult map pack with buffed versions of the normal Celeste chapters. Unfortunately, Monika also decided it would be a good idea to cram like 400 challenging rooms into this one map. Luckily for me I'm a god gamer that Parrot Dash has deemed a Celeste Grandmaster, unfortunately I'm gonna have to beat her and get the platinum berry first sorry. This is a huge achievement. massive. history book stuff right here. Pretty sure I got the speedrun world record this video anyway
I miss Strawberry Jam
also if you're reading this make sure to check out some of my other non-celeste content as well! i do other stuff too that's low-key way higher effort like my undertale yellow video is good I think. thanks for the support regardless! it means the world
#celeste #strawberryjam #goldenberry #summit #speedrun #worldrecord #dsides #valent
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oh boy this is gonna be a fun one isnt it
smots < end when
@@valent617 when you get a 9d golden
ooh i wanna see that
@@ParrotDash ruclips.net/video/zF94Rumiyak/видео.html
The Parrot is here :3
the lore reason hoshiro is in this map is because monika hates you in particular and wants you to suffer as much as possible
LMAO
"And she still cant afford top surgery" Is crazy lmao
When is this?
edit: 47:46
A FULLY EDITED 9D VIDEO ??? celeste comunity is not ready for this youtube channel holy shit
only took 3 months 😬👍
Valent bouta beat parrot dash to the platinum berry just so he can take the berry and put it on his ring to propose to parrot dash
you’re filling a niche in Celeste content that I really don’t think anybody else is equipped for, absolute banger of a video here
I loooove being a niche content creator for a niche game in a niche genre 👍👍
I could feel my celeste juices splurge absolutely everywhere when watching this harrowing experience
your WHAT juices?
@@v3p10 you know what
.......
1:55 the vision bubble is based off of madeline's head. when you crouch, the head lowers, so you see less of what's beyond the stone 👍
Loved the new style of videos with no edits at all! Never thought I'd ever see anyone beat 9D with no cuts in 2 hours and 10 Minutes. Valent truly is a Celeste grandmaster 🎉
technically valent is only an expert not a grandmaster since he only beat the expert lobby
@@channel-fk8nhValent is truly a celeste International Master
@@channel-fk8nhDoes that mean that I’m also only expert because I haven’t beaten sjgm even though I cleared CPVL?
technicly yes. effectively no
@@channel-fk8nhI’ve heard both Issy and Parrot say beating Expert Heartside makes you a Grandmaster, which makes sense. Being a grandmaster just means being able to do grandmaster rooms. Valent is grandmaster
Oh, that explains why there were no videos for 2 months
"and then he Celested all over 10Z"
🔥
you really upped the game with mouth-cam this time, truly revolutionary
im innovating
this is truly a madeline celeste moment :numbsup:
:numbsup:
top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss: 43:48
Also at 55:03
I love how you beat it completely deathless as you said at 0:58
Oh boy my favourite random child who should not have been given internet access has returned once more to play the funny mountain game
lol what
33:22 “on the bright side” WHAT BRIGHT SIDE HUH? I SEE NONE BRIGHT SIDE. No, seriously, the entire screen is dark
LMAO WAIT stealing this joke for future reference thanks
@@valent617 no problem lol, honestly I was so surprised when I didn’t hear u say something like that cuz you’re very quick with those kinda of jokes lmao. Good luck with 9DP, Parrot Dash doesn’t stand a chance.
5:56 Did y'all ever have to make a rube Goldberg machine in middle school or was that just me
I DID
oh my god yeah
25:55
Theo 13:5 "This isn't canon is it?"
Theo 24:7 "It's the temple remix, featuring your boy Mix Master Theo!"
Why did I just watch this guy play on a mac for 2 hours. Honestly im impressed u kept me entertained enough to do that..
Mac gameplay >>
psa : you guys should subscribe because valent saved my cat that was stuck in a tree (plus he's also super hot and stuff)
YEAHHHH
I would pin this if I didnt have to plug discord lmao
15:51 the celeste juice is the grey matter flowing out of your ears
D:
ive promised to beat 9d after parrot gets 9dp lol
all you boss
epci video, slept midway through it by accident and got yelled at by parents for sleeping mid-day :/
I would sleep through it too dw 👍
Yoooo new moce map leak??? MOCE // EPCI
46:07 American math is weird
HANDCAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOO (yes i am watching this video over a long time)
.25 speed 😭😭
babe wake up new valent video just dropped
out of all the celeste videos on all of youtube in the whole wide world, this certainly was one of them
(i fucking love this video)
BRO THE SECOND I HAVE A PROJECT I'M ABOUT TO DO YOU POST A TWO HOUR LONG VIDEO 😭 (I'm still gonna watch it lmao)
LOCK IN ON YOUR PROJECT !!!!!
@@valent617 uhhhh it's a bit too late for that lmao, vid is great though.
Noooooooo bye bye grades 😔😔😔
I was looking forward to this video, and I was not disappointed
This video made me day. Also I spilled my water TWICE because of the crack joke.
Me when Valent uploads a Celeste video:
WOOOOOOO (moistcritical meme)
"i'm the kendrick and they're drake" we beefin aint we
we literally are
bro is actually severely underrated, great video, i watched all of it
Damn, the schmovement go crazy. Really entertaining as well, and 2 whole hours to boot. Great stuff, I'll definitely stick around and check out your other videos
bro I’ve been watching this video for 30 minutes straight without even knowing, this is peak Celeste content.
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THANK YOU BRO
Let’s gooo 9D
This was probably the most entertaining video I've watched this year. Great job and GG!!
THAN KYOU!!!
Bro your videos are so funny i can't stop watching them. 🤯
Man, he's so good he first tried every room at his fifth try.
gg on top 1 celeste demon
This video was great moral support for grinding through the final room. I'm finished with 9d now and it was a banger. I do fully agree that we dont talk about final room playtime though
I respect you even more for playing with the tiny arrow keys on your macbook lmao
Dramatic irony can be found at the following times: 0:20 1:15 1:35 1:50 i give up there's too much
Yes i am including sarcastic ones
truly a literary analysis moment
@@valent617 there's like 25 in total
we aren't collecting strawberries anymore, we collecting keys
This is the first video ive watched from you and its incredible
its not just you that gets sad when you see core blocks Valent😭
Fuck drake vs kendrick
it's valent vs monika now
do I drop the diss track
@@valent617 absolutely.
This video will single-handedly allow me to actually be able to beat 4D, I just know it.
I believe
7:18 Anything is saveable in Celeste
I love that video
You are really good at whatever those jumps are where theres like a bit of wall over them so it looks like you're jumping of the spikes.
thank I do my best
1:54, because when you crouch, you lower your POV, so your blind spot angle goes up.
holy hec.....
VALENT
NYL
I was traumatized from that magma block jumpscare
46:35 I was actually somewhat really entertained by this. It was really interesting to see your thinking process while using information that was confirmed by the devs. also, your theory on how Madeline has some dark magic fuckery is kinda believable… like how does she lift those ginormous heavy keys while also breaking laws of physics?? you may be onto something
telekineses theory
2:00 the light is coming from madeline thats why
wow so much good
10/9
my goat has returned
I opened this video and immediately saw your comment lol. Time to procrastinate playing dreep more by watching it :D
banger video
Watched half of this at like 4 am and I only mostly regret it
Imma watch your UTY video as soon as I actually beat the game myself
sleep is important!!
hope you enjoy the game also
@@valent617so far yea! Currently in the Steamworks so I think I'm near the end (for 1 route 💀)
"Ill do better" Valent after beating 9D. Bro is insane. GG!
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Is really silly that is the first time I see a lot of rooms beated as the intended way
Tas enjoyer?
parrot dash enjoyer too
golden viable strats can sometimes look like dark magic (see that parrot dash short showcasing a strat in core revisit that involves using 10 consecutive climb jumps and then 3 failed neutral jumps for perfectly consistent positioning)
PEAK RUclipsR IS BACK
omg you beat my class
5 minutes into the video, you just hit one hour and I realize this is a TWO HOUR video, oh my god
this is my new favorite celeste video so far lol
GOOOOOOD
"We're halfway through right? Right?" Me cheking the progress bar and seeing that's 9 minutes out of 2 hours 💀💀💀
oh my god he's celesting. he's gone mad. the audacity. the raw power.
46:40 what is bro yapping about🗣‼️⁉️
idk I was making it up as I went
scrawny nerd with noodle arms is my new nickname, thank you
thats grate!
beautiful
very cool video. thx
wow what a run :0
great video 👍
yeeea
I can't believe I just spent 2 hours of my life watching this entire youtube video and yet my toxic trait is me still thinking I could finish 9D lol
thank you!! you can do it I belieeeeve (don't. dont be like me go outside)
i'm really glad you did the calculations for the key, but shame on you it wasn't in metric
America
how dare you conform to the exception, this is the internet, go do it with metric
this is a map i like the editing in this video!
1:55 because the source of light is madeline's head.
Was looking for a editted playthrough of 9d, congrats! What is your beef with monika?
they made the d sides :(
Just finished the video crazy dedication to a single level
Moon berry???
dont even joke about that.
25:49 I had the exact same reaction
It’s never a mistake if it is 2hrs of valent content !! 🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
lol ive never seen that fast bubble tutorial ever
Celeste juice is just estrogen
Fully edited 2 hour video full of torture??? Who let bro work this hard
yooo ggs, nice to see you post again, also you should totally do strawberry jam if you haven't already, its a looot of fun "wink wink" see you in another year :)
8 hour sj video coming 2026
@@valent617 bet, I’ll be waiting
I'd watch an entire unedited video of you doing the rest of the grandmaster lobby
hi fellow matt rose enjoyer
it would be 300 hours
Gg!
Yay, another vid!
YIPPPEEEEEE
oh cool a video about a man escaping a hellhole made by a Doki Doki character!
thats how many deaths i have in farewell ... not d-side-- ju-just normal.. farewell..
um
sorry about that
@@valent617 amazing video ❤️
The 1 LightYear is also 1 LoveYou
wholesome
9D Platinum, is all of Final Goodbye from monika's d-side deathless
yea I did that last week
and some more super secret content
(golden rooms AND plat rooms, have fun lmao)
the fact that you do this shit on a laggy laptop with a laptop keyboard is crazy impressive
i actually watched this whole video with my girlfriend lmao, great job and very good video!! ur edition style is so goofy i loved it LMAOASDKOPASDKOP
im just so proud a valent viewer has a girlfriend congratulations
@@valent617 LMAOO APDIAODKAODKA TY I GUESS