John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!
deserved for what? making content that 100k people enjoyed enough to subscribe and then waiting for the play button to arrive? yeah, like THAT would ever happen.
Same but they didn’t find out so I was sad that the tooth fairy wasn’t real so I eventually told my parents about it and they were really surprised on how I pulled it off even though it was pretty easy lol
Me: *puts a tooth underneath my pillow* Also me: *wakes up to see the tooth fairy but finds mom placing money under my pillow instead* Mom: *pulls out gun* No witnesses.
I found out when I was 4. Also Santa. I questioned my parents and refused to go to bed until they told me that they weren't real. ... They hate that I now believe in Hogwarts, starclan and dragons...
i found out bc my mom forgot about my tooth and i woke up and i heard her coming so i pretended to sleep and she put 50 bucks under my pillow, then i opened my eyes and said “so u are the tooth fairy??”
Plot twist: they were actually wrestling and since Dylan had bet on the woman his dad was wrestling with, he won the $1000
@@AnakarGD reread the sentence
@@jacksonkirk8440 hi
@@jacksonkirk8440 what did he say?
Loool
@@EnderrIdiot idk
“They were fighting” lmao he got the PS5 yessir anything for the PS5
@Florin beby no
No offense to ps5 likers but honestly it is pay 2 lose in my opinion
@@loading2968 yeh
@@loading2968 its shit, straight up
i used it for 3 years on cod and i made more progress in cod in a week on the xbox
@@LaughgreatYT You had a ps5 for 3 years? How
Sounds like a fair deal
precisely
Maybe
Why didn't they sign a prenuptial? Lol.
Yessir
Nice pfp :b
Take half of everything he owns got me on the ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right
The fact that she said what she was gonna do with no problem at all🤣🤣
Plot Twist: That was his real mother his dad was fighting
Never did I expect to see 2 different bots in the same comment section
@@Damian.TAC0MUNCHR true
@@Damian.TAC0MUNCHR I love your name 😂🤣
John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!
@@davidhawkins3031 don't make this shit religious bot!
"She was doing a weird thing to her downside" LMAOOOOO
That 100k play button looks beautiful in the background. That’s well deserved
yeah true
deserved for what?
making content that 100k people enjoyed enough to subscribe and then waiting for the play button to arrive?
yeah, like THAT would ever happen.
Plot Twist, the dad was prepared for this moment and made her sign a Prenup before hand
These shorts always make my day 💜🧡💚💙
The way I found out was losing a tooth and forgetting to tell my parents. After a few days my parents noticed and they left 5 bucks that night
🤣🤣
Same but they didn’t find out so I was sad that the tooth fairy wasn’t real so I eventually told my parents about it and they were really surprised on how I pulled it off even though it was pretty easy lol
loOol
@GANGBANG🔞 Are you okay I think you need rehab there is kids here stupid
@@yt-champ8050 bots amirite, also their comment get deleted so good job!
What If the girl Dylan’s dad was wresting was the tooth fairy.
lol
or what if they were really fighting and they didn’t want him to know he’s a boxer and the mom thought he was cheating
@@ISO1758 could be
“But I really want that ps5 so I told you anyway” had me laughing 😂
Good job for amazing
That ending lmao
Now the Mom gets the milk? Times have changed in 2022
I found out because I woke up then my mom was putting money under my pillow
Me: *puts a tooth underneath my pillow*
Also me: *wakes up to see the tooth fairy but finds mom placing money under my pillow instead*
Mom: *pulls out gun* No witnesses.
And I’m going to take half of what he owns
Lmfao 🤣
The Most Underrated Comedic Genius
I love your vids. They ALWAYS make my day
Keep up the good work
'I'm going to take half of every thing your dad owns'
The single child
Partner you are one of the most original skit makers
Ur amazing
The fact that they are just so honest.
"Aye im the tooth fairy"
“And in the meantime I going to divorce ur dad and take half of everything he owns” 😂 that had me dying
I could watch this guy all day
Moms honesty is so much
“And in the meantime, I’m gonna divorce your dad and take half of everything he owns :D”
I remember my brother lost a tooth and my parents told me to hide this money with glitter under his pillow and that day I cried
Bro this man is way to good
Bro... if he was 9 when the ps5 came to this precious world, does that mean he is like- 10/11
@Florin beby go to hell
@@FatRaccoon31 damn what they say 💀💀
we alr know he’s like 16 or smth
@@FatRaccoon31 let me guess, it's a bot with an inappropriate profile and spams something like "moaning sounds" or "tricks I didn't know" correct?
@@Baconator59 yup!
Love your videos
Appreciate that
@@DylanZitkus Ayo I’m finally early
@@DylanZitkus i was here after 40s this was posted also 3rd reply
same
“I GOT UP TO GO PP” I was dying
I like how he doesn't even care if their hurt or not
It's funny how the mom is so chill about it
Jokes on her, he signed a prenub
I need to meet this man in life
If I ever got married I’d have my partner sign that agreement thing where they can’t take ur stuff
"Ima divorce your dad" lol
"Honestly, that sound like a fair trade to me"
- Drake
Since Valentine’s Day coming I would actually want to see you make a YT short.
That lady was definitely getting the “p”s5 💀
*“CAUSE I GET HALF!!!!!!!!!!”* -Divorce
More like 90% to one parent and 10% to the other
Nice
dark humor is godly bro
"im gonna divorce your dad and take half of everything he owns" got me laughing😂
"and take half of everything he owns"
wait, isn't that stealing?
I'm surprised that he is not traumatized
aNd TaKe HaLf Of EvErYtHiNg He OwNs.golden comedy bro
Dylan is funny and he makes me feel better
It was the tooth fairy who else would have $1000?
This is so relatable
Dealing with her parents being divorced is a terrible experience I know
She literally just trusts an Uber Driver with her son.
Why does the mom sound so happy at the end...
Dad was caught in 4k 📸😳
"I will take half of everything he owns"
JOKES ON YOU all he owns is a 0.5 millimeter defeater
Imagine Dylan gets cut in half bc the mom wants half of everything
The only thing i have to say is “Shouldn’t have signed that Prenup”
Bro went through so many things at year 9💀
Lol this is just yes
At least she’s honest
I just fell asleep listening to this and I had the weirdest dream
sadly i found out when i was 5 i hated that day
Plot twist: He lives in a secret WWE room
Plot twist:the uber driver is the tooth fairy
Currently enjoying the best breakfast i ever had
Aka: captain crunch and hot cocoa
Ahh… the Polynesian spa.
What kind of mother let’s a 9 year old get into an Uber?
I found out when I was 4. Also Santa. I questioned my parents and refused to go to bed until they told me that they weren't real.
... They hate that I now believe in Hogwarts, starclan and dragons...
Plot twist: its his sister and their watching netflix
In real life, the wife would take EVERYTHING he owns and loves
The fact that we all believed in the tooth fairy
Plot twist : the Uber driver steals his ps5
CAUGHT YOU, IN 20K HDR 1200FPS SUPER NINTENDO IOS 49 BLU-RAY ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION 1080p PLAYSTATION 5 "
Jokes on her, she signed a prenup
This is hilarious, but what mother would call their son an uber
The boy be like : what does devorce mean
The mother :dont worry it means he is going to get the milk
Devorice in a nutshell
You get: divorce
I get: 1000 dollars
Dad be like "i"m gonna buy milk we're not getting a devorce'
The fact she says this with a stray face
You should’ve put at the end “so that you can get double birthday presents!”
i found out bc my mom forgot about my tooth and i woke up and i heard her coming so i pretended to sleep and she put 50 bucks under my pillow, then i opened my eyes and said “so u are the tooth fairy??”
plot twist: the random woman was a robber and since she lost she gave them the money
“And in the meantime ima divorce ur dad and take half of everything he owns”
Plot twist: The tooth fairy gave her last 1000 to this kid before the tooth fairy dies
Me: "Mom let's go get the new PS5 the tooth fairy left me 1000 dollars"
My mom: really? Let me hold it for you on the way there 🙂
Awesome content
This what happens when it national tooth fairy 🧚♀️ day!
Have fun with ur imaginary ps 5! 😂
Edit: thx for like
He always move his head right and left what’s wrong with him😂!!!
Plot twist the Uber has an affair with the wife
I love this dudes videos *_🥚🤣🗿_*
The way he says mom is funny
Plat Twist: the tooth fairy is real
Well it’s fair bc on Christmas mommy wrestled with the mailman
"I'm going divorce your dad and take everything he half of everything he owns"
"So sad I can only watch half of the match."