[Vinesauce] Joel - The Bible Game (Mini-Cut)
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2019
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Uh Oh! You get THE WRATH OF GOD
I think more gameshows need the WRATH OF GOD.
You Swine!!
I love how happy the announcer is when he says wrath of god
That sounds like it would be a penalty in the SCP game show studio.
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said:
"CAUTION! This game uses an Auto Save feature. While playing, do not remove memory card (8MB) (for PlayStation ®2) in MEMORY CARD slot 1, the DUALSHOCK®2 analog controller or reset/switch off the console."
I’d go “I’m sorry I wasn’t a better person on Earth. please I beg you grant me a memory card”
I would die
The correct answer is:
He would die.
God told me "Please insert a Playstation® or Playstation2® format disc"
"But God, i'm a PC gamer!"
8:15
Good result! The game screen gives you...
*W R A T H O F G O D !*
"They're going in the BIN"
Mario:Stomps on a goomba
Christian moms: *japanese sin games*
4:53 Thats the most genuine Joel laugh.
SonicMarrio11 1:32 also
Cures cancer in its entirety
Pfhehehehehe(slam)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*THANOS ELEPHANT*
*THANOS ELEPHANT*
At 9:34 right after Joel says god hates everybody, I genuinely thought for a second the announcer said "Fuck everybody". Obviously he actually said good luck everybody but it sounded so funny right after Joel said that.
That is amazing
LET
THERE
BE
L I G H T !
🎶 INDESCRIBABLE 🎶
"THIS IS A FAKE GAME! SOMEBODY MADE THIS!"
As opposed to, you know... games that somebody *didn't* make.
I actually didn't make Super Mario Bros, fun fact.
“Isn’t Christian nickleback just creed”
The sad part is I’m pretty sure that was creed
Nobody:
The Bible Game (PS2):
*_W R A T H O F G O D_*
H E W O U L D D I E!
Spoiler: Jesus dies on the cross
Ian Scott Spoiler: And never did, at least for now
what the fuck dude! this is why I can’t stand you manga elitists, just because it’s 2000 years old doesn’t mean you can just spoil this shit for everyone
you HAD to spoil it for everyone
Spoiler: satan is the devil
Stop spoiling me Endgame
I mean this game is accurate to The Old Testament
there's a lot of **WRATH OF GOD**
Which is confusing because the game is titled The _Bible_ Game and not The _Tanakh_ Game
Christianity has the best advertisements. My personal favorite is the Zoo Race.
I am not dissapointed
Tails is sexy
DONT BRING SUCH A TOPIC UPON THIS CURSED LAND
The best Christian advertising I seen is Doom especially Doom 2
Joel should do a Hardcore Friday of Zoo Race
4:53 joel's laughter goes full Joker there, I love it x)
This game has the highest production value of any Christian game I've ever seen, and that's still not saying much.
*THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER. PLEASE TURN OF YOUR GREEN DAY AND SNOOP DOGG IMMEDIATELY.*
That Evangelion reference of the last episode got me hard
This whole stream was a religious clusterfuck
3:38 I love that both Joel and Jerma lost it when seeing the kids climb to heaven
Wait, Jerma played this game?
The fact that I've played this game before makes me feel nostalgic and dissapointed
How was it
I’m feel bad for you lol
@@lakotacorff4012 As an innocent child, it was fun and cool.
Now though... WELL...
Not gonna lie it looks so bad I could have fun with it
You’re doing God’s work with these awesome highlights
Pun intended
There's no Bible 2 because they didn't call it 2, they called it Bible Black
Starless and bible black
Your avatar is perfect for that comment
The Evangelion thing was perfect
0:10 “There was a lot of blessing, yeeeessssss”
7:14 so is God just Bowser in Mario Party?
When you land on "No more sin in this world," he just Supermans away.
9:35 The Host literally says "Fuck everybody"
My grandmother actually rented this for me from blockbuster one week when I was visiting. She told me I need to stop playing sinful games and play somthing more like this. What's even funnier was I was a heavily sheltered kid, BUT I did manage to convince my mother to let me get a harry potter game for the gba and everyone was mad at me and her cause "it's a game about witchcraft"
“Be very afraid I feel the WRATH OF GOD lurking”
9:35 is one of my favorite parts
The polygon glitching is the icing on the cake.
I thought this was about that one Bible game where he turns Joseph into a skeleton, then a scorpion, then the scorpions into Josephs and then the camel into a spider crab.
9:34
Joel: “God hates everyone in this game”
Host: “fuck everybody”
This doesn't make me want to believe I Jesus... It makes me want to call the police
The book was better imo
The picture book is better
My favorite christian game is Doom
Edit: wow! Thanks for the 178 likes
Indeed. Who doesn't want to saw the demons?
Got to say i'm looking forward to doom eternal so i can slay satan's butt hole like if you are too
I'm not sure why people were so up in arms when it came out. What could possibly be more Christian then invading Hell and mercilessly slaying every single demon you see.
@@wilk746 i know right i mean this is what god would want tbh
Personally, my favorite Christian game is Saints Row.
Repent your sins, Joel!
The fact that i already died seeing the thumbnail and title makes this video 200% perfect
This is the weirdest Lazytown episode...
This game is proof that Satan won.
The old testament is rough my dudes. Just pick the worst possible option and you'll probably be right.
I'm in love with the fact that 3/4 of this video is Joel cackling in confused delight.
Ladies and gentlemen we’ve found Ned Flanders favorite game
2:27
Thats pretty much every religious advertisement media ever.
Tq for this channel for the goddamn awesome edit for Joel stream..
The Chris Tomlin Song at 8:09 gave me flashbacks
4:53 is Joel's inner demon emerging on muttering the mortals' true sentence
3:52 "This is a fake game, somebody made this!" -Joel Vinesauce
"if the bible is so great why there isn't a bible 2?"
Me: *laughs in mormon*
Me *also laughs in Mormon*
MonoCandy :D I know right so disgusting imagine thinking Jebus real???.? So stupid silly man thinking Jebus was a really boy and not Made of woooooood. So silly and stupid and silly I’m so smart haha.
But yeah we’re gross an proud of it an gods proud of you ^v^
My grandfather got me this game when I was like 8. I beat it to spite God.
HE WOULD DIE 😂
he would die
🎶MACARONI PICTURES, I DON'T DO CRACK, DON'T DO CRACK, EAT AN APPLE AND PRAY TO JESUS🎶
I saw this game plenty of times at the video store and always wondered what it was about.
This was the very last thing I think I would have expected.
9:35 I’m pretty sure he said “fuck everybody”
Congratulations
Hearing Joel play to these games and die laughing fills me with so much joy.
Congratulations.
L E T
T H E R E
B E
L I G H T
I just realized that the CPUs are named after people from the Bible.
*CONGRATULATIONS*
The Evangelion thing had me dying.
There is Bible 2, it's called The New Testament. Like many sequels it's considered inferior and even non-canon by more hardcore fans.
9:42 - Obviously the right choice of words while you're trying to be nice on the big boy's side but he gives you locusts anyway...
0:01
That juggle where it gets Stuck on a frame 👌
3:53 CONFIRMED “somebody” made this game
BLESS.
LET
THERE
BE
LIGHT!
my parents used to put christian rock on the radio all the time when i was younger, so i actually recognize some of the songs that play during the minigames and it's hilarious
also "if i get wrath of god again i'm gonna shit my life"
I got a bible ad before this XD
9:34: Joel:god hates everyone on this game
*Host: Fuck Everybody*
kinda fitting that you put the Omedetou scene there.
Keep in mind he went to a Christian School when he was a kid. From 1st grade to 3rd grade if I remember correctly. He's mentioned that when he went to the website you are an idiot during a windows destruction stream.
Christianity is trash. Paganism wins.
I grew up playing this game
One of my parents made me play this game every week for a month or two. She tried so hard to indoctrinate me into her cult.
I love how this game is teetering between life and irreversible corruption
Someone needs to make a highlight video for Joel playing Simpleplanes😂
This is literally just that one nonstampcollector video.
"I will list off all of the crimes defined in the bible, respond as quickly as you can with the correct answer."
*The host proceeds to list off nearly 100 different crimes in the bible, all of which are answered with 'death'*
This is the Bibble
Crave Entertainment? No wonder why they got bankrupt.
I had this game... my childhood was hell
I like how the whole time the game looks like its possessed.
He questioned the word of the mighty Jimmy.
The elephant tv people helped make Borderlands 2
D O
U N T O
O T H E R S
yes
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
i just think it’s funny that joel discovered scott the woz 5 years or so after streaming this game bc scott’s done a video on the Bible Game
0:34 Someone send this to Darkviperau. This could be a new one off gag/edit!
The Evangelion part was so good.
“Omedetou!”
I remember liking this game when I was younger. But if I played it now, I probably would only like it out of nostalgia.
DAVID GET IN THE MECH
"Be very afraid. I feel the wrath of God!"
I don't know why, but because of not having seen Evagellion and taking a Tv tropes image out of context, I thought they were saying "congratulations" to the penguin. ^^;
This is like the one video game that Ned Flanders would buy for his sons.
The Bible is a combo pack. Has the old testament and new testament half price!
"Talk shit, get hit." This game is first testament brutal.
To be fair, this game seems pretty accurate to old testament god, old testament god would just fuck your life up for kicks no matter what you did.
And on that topic, this honestly does seem like a SNL skit.
oh mama mia
Hereby BEQUEEFED 6:49
The Gospel according to Johnson