Evil Man Steals Baby (ft. Jordan Adika) | Dhar Mann Bingo 34

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  • @kawaiiboushi
    @kawaiiboushi 2 года назад +2878

    Love how no one connects the dots between "woman's baby was stolen" and "random incredibly suspicious woman claims to be a nurse when there is no new nurse"

    • @sickgurl138
      @sickgurl138 Год назад +140

      I know right? Imagine a hospital responding this slowly to this horrible situation

    • @okperf5210
      @okperf5210 Год назад +33

      they did tho, remember the detective brought up the help me note on the back of the fake hospital tag, so that implied they knew it was the same woman

    • @user-fc3um2ko1v
      @user-fc3um2ko1v 2 месяца назад +1

      @@okperf5210i think they more so mean in the beginning

  • @stickinug
    @stickinug 2 года назад +4048

    I worked in IT at a hospital & was in charge of the security system on the labor & nursery wings. We did fake/drill/practice baby abductions 4x per year and had real attempts maybe once per year. It was usually a disgruntled family member who tried to take the baby, or the father coming to take it cuz the parents are homeless or addicted and usually CPS takes the babies from them. Anyway we didn't use a color code for baby abductions because then the baby thief would know we're onto them. The key is to have everyone in the building in on nabbing them without them knowing everyone is after them. The fake abductions were to make sure the technical security system worked, and to make sure staff in every single part of the building paid attention and participated in looking for the baby doll someone was stealing. Most of the time nobody even suspected it was a drill, they thought it was the real deal. The fake baby thief got tackled to the ground once lol

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username 2 года назад +657

      I knew this video was ridiculously inaccurate but reading your comment makes me feel better about babies being safe in a hospital 🥹 I had matching bracelets with my baby in the hospital but was still panicking when she was away from me lol

    • @Imowe_
      @Imowe_ 2 года назад +269

      @@Hip.Username when my youngest brother was born (in Germany) they told us do NOT take him past the line in the hallway because it will lock all the doors & shut down the entire wing. And I STILL followed the nurses when they took him to grt circumcised (the only time he moved rooms) cause I wasn’t finna let that little boy out of my sight cause my sister instincts kicked IN

    • @yerinbaekscandlelight
      @yerinbaekscandlelight 2 года назад +33

      @@Imowe_ wait circumsized??? I can't remember but isn't that horrible torture?

    • @junipersr
      @junipersr 2 года назад +145

      @@yerinbaekscandlelight It's a very safe procedure to remove the uh... outer skin of the private male area. It can have certain health benefits in the future. It's also part of an important ceremony for some religions when a baby boy is born (Judaism for example).

    • @yerinbaekscandlelight
      @yerinbaekscandlelight 2 года назад +21

      @@junipersr ok good thank you. i must be thinking of something else.

  • @uzmk_mato
    @uzmk_mato 2 года назад +1149

    "code silver, i repeat code pink" took me the hell out

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад

      Fuuuuuuck bro 😂 I mean some done even do codes anymore so they don’t know we got they ass fuck me dude

    • @forklesticklespoons7887
      @forklesticklespoons7887 Год назад +87

      code blue, i repeat code red

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB Год назад +130

      There's a fire, I repeat, There's a flood

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra Год назад +44

      “Code green! I repeat, code red!” “Dang it, who put Logan Paul in charge of calling the codes!?”

    • @xstrawberryaveryx9550
      @xstrawberryaveryx9550 Год назад +62

      Code pink is apparently used when there is a baby abduction happening. Code silver is when there's an active shooter inside the hospital.

  • @justmaddiess
    @justmaddiess 2 года назад +1649

    you can really tell dahr isn’t a parent by his perception of a DELIVERY ROOM💀💀💀

  • @lamibonxd
    @lamibonxd 2 года назад +1650

    i don’t know why i cant take the baby snatcher seriously. he sounds like he’s doing a seductive voice instead of being scary 😭

    • @gusguslvr
      @gusguslvr 2 года назад +321

      "ive got your baby girl😏"

    • @Falconifan
      @Falconifan 2 года назад +161

      He's very soap opera villain

    • @RuleofThehyperbolic
      @RuleofThehyperbolic 2 года назад

      he likes infants

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +134

      Hes doing a tik tok while calling the parents

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 2 года назад +38

      I think it’s that they keep calling the toddler baby girl

  • @rainy-matcha
    @rainy-matcha 2 года назад +790

    Unrealistic portrayal of code pink (missing baby). The entire hospital would be locked down, nobody in or out, and anyone with a baby would be questioned, even if it was theirs. Code pink also would have been called MUCH earlier than it was, they downplayed it so much 😭

    • @rainy-matcha
      @rainy-matcha 2 года назад +117

      As other comments have mentioned, the baby would also have an ankle braclet, and security would be much tighter in general.

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 2 года назад +53

      Yeah i was like why didnt they call the cops like when the nurse came back in the room with the doctor i was like youre being too chill

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +2

      I know only one person in that room 😂 wtf

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +17

      @@HartleiStansbury7bro that doc would NOT have been chill. You would have been hearing some shit go DOWN the minute she said someone took my baby.

  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 2 года назад +1903

    The moral of the story? You should never judge a kidnapper holding your baby for ransom before you know the whole story 😔😔

    • @Izzy-zz4en
      @Izzy-zz4en Год назад +199

      kidnapped people kidnap people 😔

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity Год назад +41

      "Hurt people hurt people"
      No, jack. That's not a good reason to become Jack the Ripper!

    • @LaCabraAsada
      @LaCabraAsada Год назад

      @@ImADeity A girl said he was ugly in middleschool and now he kills prostitutes because they remind him of her.

    • @kiddieos
      @kiddieos 10 месяцев назад +7

      real 😔✊

  • @annaed4291
    @annaed4291 2 года назад +1733

    As someone who works in healthcare, there are so many hilarious flaws in this that make it even more unbelievable. It's like the medical equivalent of Jarvis watching the Software Developer Dhar Mann video.

    • @Imowe_
      @Imowe_ 2 года назад +150

      I don’t even work in healthcare, but I was literally screaming at my tv “CALL A CODE PINK WHY IS EVERYONE JUST STANDING THERE!!”

    • @dizzylilthing
      @dizzylilthing 2 года назад +70

      if I know one thing about hospitals, it's that important codes are passed on by word of mouth to prevent a panic

    • @LesbianMermaid
      @LesbianMermaid 2 года назад +19

      @@dizzylilthing I’ve never worked in a hospital but wouldn’t it make more sense to get the message out as quickly and efficiently as possible? I get that panic would be bad, but I would think that what’s even worse is if a baby gets harmed because the code took to long to reach someone through word of mouth. Side note, watching this video and seeing all the comments makes me wonder JUST HOW inaccurate this video really was. 😂

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +1

      @@LesbianMermaid Some hospitals have walkie talkie thingies like cops do so that way the whole hospital like say a baby napper isn't alerted just the staff itself. Different places do different things for different stuff tho of course but a whole hospital having such terrible security and slow protocol that an unidentified worker whose badge was never checked got to the baby unit AND took a baby? Nah they shutting that hospital down Dhar, yall failed lol.

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 2 года назад +33

      I grew up going going to the hospital weekly, and I’m not shocked my how flawed it is- why did the front desk lady say ‘you can’t leave right now? It would’ve been announced over speakers 😂

  • @dlord96301
    @dlord96301 2 года назад +2234

    Imagine going to a hospital to deliver your child, being charged a hundred grand because American Healthcare is garbage and being extorted for a million to get your baby back

    • @dizzylilthing
      @dizzylilthing 2 года назад +74

      something something relentless pursuit of self-interest

    • @blueburns8880
      @blueburns8880 Год назад +33

      Tbh I'd let them keep it at that point

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer Год назад +5

      If you're worth that much, the insurance will cover it.

    • @coffeecatichino5332
      @coffeecatichino5332 Год назад +41

      @@LoveLee_Dreamer Insurance doesn’t even cover the full cost of medication. You’re still going to have a hell of a bill

    • @GoofyAhhBoxy
      @GoofyAhhBoxy Год назад +4

      “In the land where healthcare isn’t freeee, and the home of not getting service of you can’t payyyy.”

  • @crocodilerock4662
    @crocodilerock4662 Год назад +537

    The mom’s lines had me dyingggggg. She really hit the kidnapper with “how would you feel if this happened to you” 😭😭😭

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 Год назад +26

      HAHAHAHAHA "So you see... This actually did happen to me"

    • @1chillychang
      @1chillychang 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@gabiluch87”…I was kidnapped as an infant”

    • @splashmanej3
      @splashmanej3 4 месяца назад +1

      @@1chillychang Oh yeah? Well I was kidnapped in the womb!

  • @LambruscoPeter
    @LambruscoPeter 2 года назад +1305

    We're not only changing lives; We're changing babies

  • @silvermagpie1071
    @silvermagpie1071 2 года назад +566

    I love how her baby gets kidnapped and she just yells into the phone like "Don't you know, your actions have consequences?"
    Like honey that's a good way to never see your daughter again

    • @zoruamaster2495
      @zoruamaster2495 2 года назад +101

      She really said “Obviously, your not a parent” to a kidnapper
      Literally nothing the mum says sounds like how an actual human speaks

    • @Tisbilly
      @Tisbilly Год назад +4

      @@zoruamaster2495 *you’re

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +21

      I kept thinking of the kid going when will you learn, that your actions have CONSEQUENCES! 😭

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra Год назад +9

      “You frickin’ fricks!”

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 10 месяцев назад

      Honestly, probably not. Most ransomers tend to be bluffing, because there's much easier ways to make money that involve killing that they aren't doing.

  • @denama
    @denama 2 года назад +1176

    have they tried calling the baby

    • @stickinug
      @stickinug 2 года назад +229

      baby's phone is on do not disturb :(

    • @yuenmienyu
      @yuenmienyu Год назад +20

      great idea! 😮 how could we never think of that? 😢😂

    • @Tisbilly
      @Tisbilly Год назад +81

      Have they tried turning the baby off and then on again

    • @LuciTheSilly
      @LuciTheSilly Год назад +28

      *I think they should try find my baby…*

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 Год назад +46

      Oh they didn't give thd baby a name yet, remember? If they just yelled baby then every baby in the hospital would come running. That'd be confusing to sort through all those babies.

  • @yasminprosser4085
    @yasminprosser4085 2 года назад +1007

    The cop saying “at least we got the money back” is cold as hell

    • @dizzylilthing
      @dizzylilthing 2 года назад +110

      It's more positive that I would have expected from most American cops tbh

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@dizzylilthing Yeah, given that this is american-made, more accurate would be "At least we arrested the black woman"

  • @tieacherrycl
    @tieacherrycl Год назад +72

    "Dhar Mann's ableist by sheer incompetence" is so funny

  • @sarahwilkins9769
    @sarahwilkins9769 2 года назад +923

    The two of them just casually wearing Kurtis Conner merch is everything to me.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +125

      Kurtis cannot make it to the group movie night, and this is how they incorporate him in

    • @LesbianMermaid
      @LesbianMermaid 2 года назад +40

      Omg I didn’t even notice!

    • @stephanieg7229
      @stephanieg7229 Год назад +23

      I always see creators wearing Jarvis merch lol it’s just so identifiable

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg Год назад +5

      In the new Logan Paul video, Jordan is wearing Eddie Burback merch ❤️🥺

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods Год назад +5

      Oh, I didn’t even notice! Cool!

  • @elisabeth6611
    @elisabeth6611 2 года назад +586

    i feel like dhar mann skits have been progressively getting better in terms of acting, writing, and production quality, but i feel like this skit really set that all back 💀

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt Год назад +40

      Yeah watching this it feels like one of his poorer videos. The lack of immediate alarm when the baby was taken, the lack of security, the way the money deal went down, the phone calls and especially the acting. There were so many flaws I honestly just got irritated watching it. It was Jarvis and Jordan that had me hooked, not the episode.

  • @Stairdweller
    @Stairdweller 2 года назад +555

    Code pink usually is missing child (not specifically stolen baby) - even if it doesn't happen real often they give the easiest to remember codes to the most important things. Like if a child is missing you don't want your team screwing around trying to figure out if code 327785 is "missing baby" or "housekeeping report to radiology."

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova 2 года назад +296

    "Hospital is on lockdown" 2 seconds after the most suspicious people in the world tried to leave and she doesn't even think to stop them

    • @SpaceNerd95251
      @SpaceNerd95251 Год назад +2

      Don't forget apparently no one else has a walkie talkie, and for some reason she isn't informed "a baby is missing" just "oh there's a lockdown". Like a potentially stolen baby seems like pretty important info. Also if it's a lockdown, shouldn't the doors be...locked? Why was that lady able to open the door

  • @wompwomp1015
    @wompwomp1015 2 года назад +525

    when did dharr man go from “girl is a gold digger, loves to regret it” to this

  • @aformofmatter8913
    @aformofmatter8913 Год назад +133

    I appreciate the offhand comment at the end that schizophrenia isn't "the evil disease"
    No matter how minor & obvious, it makes me feel a little better about myself, & it's more than most people would say

    • @solala1312b
      @solala1312b 7 месяцев назад +15

      most people with Schizophrenia also don't hurt anybody. they are usually really struggling with their mental health and just need help instead of fear mongering.

    • @dragon_heart_born98
      @dragon_heart_born98 Месяц назад

      I've only run into one schizophrenic person who scared me, but he had so many other issues. In and of itself, it's not evil. People with schizophrenia just need to be treated as people, I think.
      I also hope this came out right, I don't want it to sound patronizing or anything I swear

  • @BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether
    @BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether 2 года назад +250

    The mum’s acting just looks like she’s either constantly crying her eyes out, or constantly in labour

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +45

      Thats why she got the part

    • @genderender
      @genderender 2 года назад +55

      Fr, I thought she was gonna have another kid each scene

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 2 года назад +5

      ikr?? she has one line delivery and that’s it

    • @angelfish1192
      @angelfish1192 2 года назад +1

      Is that a good or bad thing?

    • @karo7628
      @karo7628 Год назад +11

      @@angelfish1192 honestly i think it's bad in terms of the way she's acting i think it's annoying but that's just me

  • @prof_parahelix2390
    @prof_parahelix2390 Год назад +50

    "What's a British doctor called?"
    The appropriate answer here is "Who?" and I'm disappointed

  • @ndeezlo
    @ndeezlo 2 года назад +350

    Even Chuck E. Cheese has security for kids to only leave with the adult that brought them.

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB Год назад +13

      So, dahr mann hospital is less secure than Chuck E. Cheese

  • @CherryFairy02
    @CherryFairy02 2 года назад +292

    This was a bit of an oddity for Dhar Mann in that there was no clear moral (other than to not assume guilt prematurely and/or don't be a baby-stealer, but neither seem like the everyday, easily applicable morals that are typical of Dhar Mann.) This was just a low budget crime drama, which makes me wonder if Dhar Mann is going to try to branch out into just making low budget renditions of popular genres. Like, Dhar Mann romcoms or Dhar Mann superhero movies and such. Honestly, I'd be here for it.

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori 2 года назад +2

      That would actually be amazing, someone pitch this idea to him immediately! 🤩😂

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 2 года назад +15

      The lesson was the your actions always come back to you thing

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +37

      The lesson was only kidnap 1 baby not 2, 2 is too complicated.

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori 2 года назад +15

      @@ThexDynastxQueen Ohhhh, that's where I've been going wrong! Damn it Dhar, why didn't you tell me sooner? 😩

  • @Ttlore
    @Ttlore 2 года назад +820

    As the female owner of a small child, that opening scene is the biggest red flag I’ve ever seen. When they take a baby out of the room the parents are in, they tell you exactly who they are and where they are going. There is also a chip on the baby’s ankle band that sounds the alarm and immediately puts the hospital on code pink as soon as it leaves the L&D area when it’s not supposed to

    • @The_Life
      @The_Life 2 года назад +78

      Came here to say lol I've worked in the hospital (not on L&D but with an L&D unit in the building) and a member of staff would patrol the stairs and elevators (mainly security for obvious reasons) whenever a code pink was called and wouldn't let anyone past until the code was lifted (at least in my facility). It happened on accident a few times just because of the amount of security they have around those kids. I can't imagine anyone actually being able to steal a child from the hospital nowadays.
      The color codes differ from hospital to hospital but code pink tends to be possible baby abduction.

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 2 года назад +121

      “Owner” 😂

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 2 года назад +95

      Odd way of saying "as a parent/guardian of a child."

    • @MilkChocolateGeese
      @MilkChocolateGeese 2 года назад +22

      OWNER? not parent or caregiver? yikes

    • @Ttlore
      @Ttlore 2 года назад +118

      @@MilkChocolateGeese I’d like to clarify that my son is the best thing that ever happened to me and I’d give him the world. I love him dearly, the only reason I said owner was to catch peoples attention and maybe a laugh or two

  • @jilly8727
    @jilly8727 2 года назад +357

    As an L&D/PP nurse, I find this video hilarious. Most L&D/PP units are locked units so it would be nearly impossible to get off the unit without staff noticing.
    My unit has visitors hit a door buzzer in order to get in and out of the unit and they must state who they are. There are also cameras at the main & back entrance of the unit as well as stairwells that surround it. Infants and parents also have a matching wristband that must be checked before taking the infant from the room and when returning them. Lastly, infants have a tracker band on their ankle that will go off if they are being taken off the unit. This will automatically trigger an alarm and notify hospital security & police that an infant was taken off the floor.
    Obviously this is a Dhar Mann video so there are bound to be many inaccuracies and I expect nothing less.
    Just as a side note, code pink is commonly used at many hospitals to signify an infant abduction (kinda like how most hospitals use code blue for a patient who is coding).

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +10

      Its obvious dhar hadnt been in a hospital before... Isnt it common knowledge that a few...well...i think all is mostly locked up, while the adult room would be open for visitors (in my place) but if its babies room you had to be buzzed in

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +2

      You’d think that he’d know at least one of these things because he has TWO kids but apparently not

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 Год назад +1

      This ☝🏻 when my niece was in NICU we had a specific badge we had to wear to see her and we had to be buzzed in my security who verified with my sister or brother in law who we were

  • @caroline2978
    @caroline2978 2 года назад +171

    No one seems very concerned about the baby besides the mom 😭

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 Год назад +26

      "At least we got the money back." Bruh.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 10 месяцев назад +6

      I mean even the mom is like "clearly you arent a parent" like bro they are going to murder your kid why are you trynna criticize rn

  • @ratqueenbee
    @ratqueenbee 2 года назад +97

    why did the guy who stole the baby sound like that over the phone 😭 that is a man who has said “babygirl” over the phone WAY too many times

  • @beebabeeb
    @beebabeeb 2 года назад +206

    the way the man just slowly came in and took her grown ass child is way too funny

    • @128Gigabytes
      @128Gigabytes 2 года назад +18

      Right?
      I almost want like a blooper where he forgets the complicated kidnapping chain and just walks into the hospital to yoink the baby the same way he did the kid

    • @aiaikawa4012
      @aiaikawa4012 2 года назад +18

      It's even funnier how he was struggling to carry him. They were acting like he was so swift with the woman chasing after him without being able to catch up but like 💀💀💀

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 2 месяца назад

      That kid was pretty big to just get picked up. As the guy couldn't pick him up 😂😂

  • @Grace-rv8ko
    @Grace-rv8ko 2 года назад +217

    Funny enough both code silver and code pink DO work in this situation (Code Silver is hostage and Code Pink is missing baby)

    • @carissaarias7596
      @carissaarias7596 2 года назад +10

      I’ve heard that code silver is if someone has a weapon, not hostage.

    • @ghostiw
      @ghostiw 2 года назад +42

      @@carissaarias7596 every hospital has their own code systems in the us

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 2 года назад +5

      I thought silver was for missing elderly person? or maybe that's gray

    • @xstrawberryaveryx9550
      @xstrawberryaveryx9550 Год назад +3

      I looked it up, and Code Silver is when an active shooter is inside a hospital, while Code Pink is when there is a baby being abducted.

    • @jenk1092
      @jenk1092 Год назад +8

      Every hospital uses a different code system, but either way it's pretty funny to say "I repeat" when pink is in no way a repeat of silver

  • @xenopinquiauri
    @xenopinquiauri 2 года назад +251

    Something interesting: the “nurse stealing a baby” actually happened (probably more times than what I think).
    A person posing as a nurse took a woman’s baby, left the hospital, and nobody could find the child for a decade+. The family ended up having another child.
    That child and the stolen child went to the same school and became friends because people thought they looked really similar (they literally looked like clones). Eventually the stolen girl did a DNA test, found out her whole life was a lie pretty much, and idk if those two remained “friends” or not. The fake nurse obviously was arrested.
    Idk why people do these types of things irl
    Edit: The actual story/case is called “the selfie that revealed I was a stolen baby”. You can read about it under BBC, or pick whatever article works best for you. 😊 what’s sad, however, is that I think the husband of the kidnapper actually thought she was his daughter 😕

    • @JunitaThiessen
      @JunitaThiessen 2 года назад +1

      Damn. Imagine finding out your “mom” was actually your abductor all along 😰😰

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 2 года назад +8

      This story sounds really fake but weirder things have happened so idk

    • @xenopinquiauri
      @xenopinquiauri 2 года назад +37

      @@g2.a6 I FOUND IT. The story is called “the selfie that revealed I was a stolen baby”. You can read about it under the BBC article because I’m bad at describing things. This happened in South Africa in 1997 (??)

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 2 года назад +4

      @@xenopinquiauri that is a crazy coincidence! Havent read the story yet so i'm hoping it has a happy ending

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 2 года назад +1

      That's so sad

  • @dorothygilley3194
    @dorothygilley3194 2 года назад +66

    I’m pregnant rn and this would be the scariest thing to ever happen, luckily reading the comments has been a huge relief lol

    • @This.isfaeee
      @This.isfaeee Год назад +10

      Hope the birth went well! 💗💗🎀

  • @TryingToExist973
    @TryingToExist973 2 года назад +37

    “Who do you work for?!”
    “Bitch I found this job on Craigslist.”

  • @RileyLastname
    @RileyLastname Год назад +18

    "code silver, I repeat, code pink" is making me tear up from laughing

  • @kendranieuwendorp5511
    @kendranieuwendorp5511 9 месяцев назад +13

    3:20 to answer your question, I'm an OB nurse, and unless the baby is born with respiratory complications and needs to be resuscitated (in which case we bring baby to the nursery where we have more supplies & space for several nurses/docs/respiratory therapy to work), we don't EVER separate the mom & baby in the first 2 hours after delivery. Those are considered the most optimal hours for mom and baby to bond and to initiate breastfeeding, so for the "nurse" to just pick up the baby and walk out with it is NEVER normal

  • @littleraccoonchild2.066
    @littleraccoonchild2.066 2 года назад +137

    Jarvis needs to do hallmark movie bingo for December

    • @BeanColored
      @BeanColored Год назад +1

      I love making fun of them like they're a reality TV show but a whole ass movie

  • @Kizraxus
    @Kizraxus 2 года назад +69

    The freezing issues made this moment posible 47:01 🙏🏻
    "we forgive you :')"
    *blinks out of existence*

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +100

    “I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before-“
    “She’s talking to the baby”
    Same brain cell 😂

  • @denama
    @denama 2 года назад +78

    what if the baby just left on her own what if she just felt like leaving

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 Год назад +24

    From what I remember from being in hospitals is if a baby is EVER unaccounted for the hospital goes into lockdown immediately.

  • @Yamismol
    @Yamismol 2 года назад +49

    When my sister in law gave birth there was a legit line on the floor that said “no babies beyond this point”. The baby was also given a wrist band immediately that will set off an alarm if she past that line. They were very serious about baby stealing

  • @maximumdinosaur
    @maximumdinosaur 2 года назад +179

    This IS the best series on the internet. Also the OCD clip at the end really got me angry bestie, I have severe OCD and that simply just isn't how it works

    • @genderender
      @genderender 2 года назад +1

      You’re telling me dhar Mann has no understanding of mental health issues? I’m shocked

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 года назад +31

      EXACTLYY i have ocd too and it’s so infuriating that it’s still only shown as being organized. there’s so many facets to it :(

    • @maximumdinosaur
      @maximumdinosaur 2 года назад +32

      @@lamibonxd most people have literally no idea what it even is and uses it as a personality trait when it's a literal disorder.

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 года назад +31

      @@maximumdinosaur ikr, in hs my psychology teacher wore a “i have ocd (obsessive christmas disorder)” sweater. ironic

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 2 года назад +11

      Yeah, I’m don’t have OCD, but I have anxiety and since OCD is a manifestation of anxiety, I can tell it is not an accurate depiction. It is even worse since anxiety can cause others be anxious so it can an episode for someone.

  • @cara_cakes
    @cara_cakes 2 года назад +58

    As someone who's given birth three times and has a SIL that's a nurse... none of this could ever happen. The first scene is so implausible I could write an essay about everything that's wrong, and nothing in the rest of the hospital scenes fixes it. Those L&D floors are like Fort Knox these days and that woman would've been busted from the moment she stepped out in nurse's scrubs.

  • @goosegirl6639
    @goosegirl6639 2 года назад +89

    Hearing my name after fully expecting her to name the kid Jasmine was kind of a jump scare

    • @Darbster
      @Darbster 2 года назад +42

      Goose is such a unique name, so no wonder!

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +9

      Whoa, you're name is Cop? 😮

  • @intern_dana
    @intern_dana 2 года назад +52

    from my recollection, most cases where a baby is abducted from a hospital and money is the goal, it's usually when the kidnapper has a fake foster home, or some kind of adoption scam; ive never heard of a hospital baby snatcher doing it for straight ransom. (not the most incredulous writing in the dhar mann universe, but definitely confusing)

  • @beesbrownies
    @beesbrownies 2 года назад +41

    I felt super validated by their comments at the end about ableism with OCD.

  • @liv_lyons
    @liv_lyons 2 года назад +65

    this is literally the plot of a Castle episode omfg. In the episode someone kidnaps a couples toddler, and they have to drop off a green backpack full of money. the kidnappers sent in diversions with all the same backpacks stuffed with paper and told them it was a "publicity stunt". the cops ended up getting confused and the kidnapper got away temporarily

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Год назад

      no wonder this seemed familiar, my dad loves castle

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 2 года назад +105

    This one was so much fun lol I was one square away from winning
    40:07 found my comment incorrectly predicting she’d name the baby Jasmine after the nurse before anyone else lol

  • @Krillfromsky
    @Krillfromsky Год назад +29

    “Should a person stealing a baby be considered creep behavior?” “No” that’s gotta be the most creep behavior ever

  • @darbylane3799
    @darbylane3799 2 года назад +51

    nothing to do with the vid, but seeing jordan and jarvis twinning in KURTIS merch makes my heart so happy

  • @Boggwaterr
    @Boggwaterr Год назад +13

    I love how bad this hospital is at being a hospital.
    They would’ve called code pink immediately first of all, and those people would’ve been damn near TACKLED for holding that baby they would’ve announced it on the intercoms not on the security guards walkie talkie, there’s just so much about it that they did wrong I know it’s kind of the point but like DAMN this was so bad

  • @scarlettwinteralt7785
    @scarlettwinteralt7785 2 года назад +117

    remember kids; we're not just telling stories, we're committing crimes :D

  • @zerogravy7446
    @zerogravy7446 4 месяца назад +3

    "Her name's...cop" just straight killed me. God, you two are so funny.

  • @melaniemagolan2241
    @melaniemagolan2241 Год назад +22

    I heard about the sensors because my brother-in-law accidentally set it off when he was holding my newborn nephew - my sister’s room was right next to the stairs, and he got too close to the wall, so the sensor thought the baby was in the stairwell. Those folks swung into action FAST, and were apparently VERY intense. Needless to say my BIL made sure to hold my nephew on the other side of the room for the rest of the time my sister and nephew were there.

  • @cocovcoco
    @cocovcoco 2 года назад +34

    26:27 my prediction is they name the baby Faith because they said “we have to keep faith”
    Edit: alright lets gooooooooooooooo

  • @marycanary3871
    @marycanary3871 2 года назад +28

    obgyn here: labor and delivery is the most high security because of baby theft lol

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 2 года назад +63

    When I saw the title I was like "how have I not seen this one yet??" And then I realized it was *just* uploaded and got so hyped

  • @bad_bau
    @bad_bau 2 года назад +37

    Bullseye is the name of Target's dog mascot and they use it for a lot of different things around the store, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of their brands as well.

    • @finnsword8286
      @finnsword8286 2 года назад +2

      Bullseye Playground! It's the small section of $1-$5 dollar items; usually seasonal stuff or cheap phone charges/décor to make Target Suburban Moms fawn over/occasional random item tiktok becomes obsessed with. Never seen a duffle bag though lmao. Unless they mean like a cheap small reusable bag for 3 dollars that always looks kinda dirty

    • @bad_bau
      @bad_bau 2 года назад

      @@finnsword8286 yea I knew about bullseye playground, but I wasn't sure if they had a main store brand under the name as well. when you look it up a website called bullseye shop pops up that appears to be associated with Target, but the site isn't active and you get redirected to a page hosted by HALO Branded Solutions (whatever that is).

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Год назад

      as a regular Target shopper I can tell you with 99.98% certainty that there is no Bullseye proprietary brand there (although I'm sure they have it trademarked). For textiles (mostly clothing, but I'm guessing duffle bags would fall under that category) it's mostly Goodfellow.

    • @bad_bau
      @bad_bau Год назад

      @@yaboicolleen bro I literally worked there

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Год назад

      @@bad_bau fair enough

  • @3lliephant
    @3lliephant 2 года назад +17

    “Faith” “oh pshhhh” is the funniest shit i’ve seen in awhile

  • @Rogue_Fox
    @Rogue_Fox Год назад +11

    I was an ICU nurse for a long time, and have worked in L&D as anesthesia.
    The security is incredibly tight AND the second there is even a suspicion of a baby being taken, the ENTIRE hospital goes on lockdown for a "Code Pink".
    None of this is even closely grounded in reality 😂

  • @starjumper
    @starjumper 2 года назад +30

    There needs to be a spot for idiotic villain cause I swear all the villains in these are brain dead

  • @princessofhell4639
    @princessofhell4639 2 года назад +13

    As someone currently waiting to be diagnosed with OCD, just the few seconds of the vid we saw at the end really upset me I hate how it's portrayed in media sm.

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 6 месяцев назад +2

      Rewatching this video a year later and seeing this comment... now have been diagnosed and I'm on medication and it's helping. Just take it a little at a time.

    • @valritz
      @valritz День назад

      @@princessofhell4639 hi i know im 6 months late, but im stumbling upon this video for the first time rn, and as someone who just got diagnosed with OCD after years of having it, and is now waiting for my psychiatrist consultation to get my medication i appreciate your comment a lot. After years of living like that its so hard to imagine a life where getting through the day is not that much of a struggle, and im worried that when i start taking meds nothing will change and i'll be stuck like this, but your comment relieved me a lot of anxiety, tysm internet stranger

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 2 года назад +17

    This is exactly why my dad followed me everywhere immediately after I was born to the point where the nurse would tell my dad, "Sir you can't come back here" & my dad was like, "Uhh huh" & proceeded to follow them where ever I was being taken for this very reason. Same with my sister & later when I after I gave birth to my daughter.

  • @SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial
    @SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial 2 года назад +33

    I just wonder who this video is made for. Does Dhar Mann think some kidnappers are watching this and think maybe they shouldn't steal a baby and demand ransom because "your actions always have a way of coming back to you"?

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 11 месяцев назад

      Yea, these videos are obviously not meant to actually teach people to be kind but meant to just entertain kids.

  • @Oliviaandtrina
    @Oliviaandtrina Год назад +12

    When I had my daughter they had like sooo many procedures to prevent anything like this. Immediately after birth they put one of those alarm things on her umbilical stump. Then she had an anklet with a code on it, + my name and her DOB. I had a bracelet with the same info. Every single time she left the room I had to read the code to them, and whenever they brought her back they checked the code. Also anytime we left the room together, like the transfer from the delivery room to recovery room, I would have to ride in a wheelchair with her in my arms and a nurse pushing us. When I was released, same thing. Nurse pushed me in the chair with her in my arms to the exit. No one was allowed to walk with her in their arms, even if the nurses took her from the room she had to be in the bassinet which had all her info, my info, and the code. Ain't no babies getting switched or taken lol. I would assume most hospitals in America have these type of things, with multiple ways to prevent something like this.

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 2 года назад +12

    I just noticed she still has her hospital robe as they're leaving the hospital with no luggage for a hospital stay. When I left the hospital after having my daughter I was in my regular clothes & had my packed bag

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze 2 года назад +21

    the guy just cartoon-sneaking into frame to grab the kid at 41:09 fucking KILLED me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pixoceana4939
    @pixoceana4939 Год назад +8

    "why would someone steal my baby??!?!" "eh, probably money, idrk thats not my job"

  • @not_sienn4
    @not_sienn4 Год назад +3

    i find it incredible how they didn't even have the two CHECK OUT from the hospital. the lady was basically like "wait! I just wanna say congrats, this isn't suspicious at all! let me wheel you out the front myself. no need for forms our billing info."

  • @lemonace6695
    @lemonace6695 2 года назад +33

    My grandma suspects for this day someone stoled her baby because she had the baby and sher heard the baby cry and later the doctor told her that her daugther had been born dead but and that it's the genuine weird part the hospital refused to give her the body. She was poor and uneducated and had no ideal of how to start legal procedere nor the money for it. So she just let it be. And at the time doctors seeling babies on small cities on Brazil weren't that uncommon, specially to foreigners so maybe she is right and I have an aunt I never meet somewhere but even if the baby truly died it's gross that they didn't even let she have the body to bury and morn.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 11 месяцев назад +2

      You should definitely take a DNA test just in case that baby was kidnapped and they’re out there somewhere with a family. If you both take a dna test then you might get reunited.

    • @roseedge5626
      @roseedge5626 10 месяцев назад +2

      Sadly, this wasn't uncommon in parts of America either in the 1950s and before. Usually if the mother was unmarried. They would usually sell the baby.

  • @fifinostalgia
    @fifinostalgia Год назад +12

    When I and my older sister were born my dad followed the nurse to make sure that there wasn’t a mix up. This dad sees a very suspicious woman taking his baby away and his wife rightfully worried and he’s just like ‘don’t worry, sweetheart, it’s fine, we can trust this weird nurse with our baby, I’m just gonna sit with you and let her take our daughter away,’ also ‘skin to skin contact is only in movies’ just…wow…

  • @melaniesheldon8013
    @melaniesheldon8013 2 года назад +8

    The new born is often taken away to be cleaned, measured and weighed.
    It was about 30 minutes maximum.
    I stayed there 3days both times
    Nurses and doctors names are usually listed on a wall for each shift

  • @Nomusicincluded
    @Nomusicincluded 2 года назад +9

    I worked as hospital security, and yes we used colours. So code white = aggressive patient, code black = bomb threat, code pink = missing child, code blue = patient unresponsive, code brown = spill of unknown substance... yadda yadda

  • @iheartquestionmark1313
    @iheartquestionmark1313 2 года назад +35

    its so funny to me how far away from the camera jordan is sitting 😭😭 i loved the stream btw dhar mann bingo is so fun plus a sad boyz collab 😍

  • @dinolandra
    @dinolandra 2 года назад +16

    they put an ankle monitor on my baby after he was born haha. it would beep even if the nurses took him a little too close to the elevator. no one could leave the floor with a baby until they were discharged with their parent(s). they wouldn't take the little ankle monitor off the baby until after they checked your car for safety, you signed the discharge papers and they printed the follow-up appointment sheets.

    • @caffeineandmemes
      @caffeineandmemes Год назад +1

      Those are great safety procedures, but also the thought of a tiny ankle monitor for a baby, as if they’re a tiny delinquent is making me laugh

  • @Toshshowwithoutaborder
    @Toshshowwithoutaborder 2 года назад +18

    I love seeing Jordan and Jarvis together, they’re so cute in their merch lmao

  • @mariekondude2736
    @mariekondude2736 9 месяцев назад +3

    crazy to be like "i have to take her for cleaning" and not "she has fluid in her lungs we need to drain" which is much more common and less suspicious lol

    • @JinStreams
      @JinStreams 3 месяца назад

      But dhar doesn't know that, he has probably never talked to someone who has given birth.

  • @myheadhurtsagain
    @myheadhurtsagain Год назад +10

    Yeah even in stores there is "Code Adam" which is used when a parent gets separated from their child. At one of the retailers I worked at it was also spread by department starting with departments closest to where the separation happened until the whole employee base was made aware in case someone was involved. Whole store would be aware within 30 seconds and at least one employee posted at every exit by the time everyone else was in the loop.
    At the other one we all had ear pieces so it was a silent call to everyone all at once.

  • @TheOriginalRedBowl
    @TheOriginalRedBowl Год назад +10

    when my oldest brother was born, the nurse accidentally switched him with a baby girl. Then when my older sister was born, she got lost somewhere in the hospital. Since then, my parents decided that one of them would be with the baby no matter what once the baby was born

  • @garbagesalt
    @garbagesalt 2 года назад +6

    someone in chat right at the end said "her name is 'moral of the story'" that's so good

  • @danifoxx7469
    @danifoxx7469 2 года назад +3

    How convenient that this couple just so happened to find another mixed race couple that had just the right amount of money and just so happened to be having a baby at exactly the right time for them to take it

  • @tamado2148
    @tamado2148 2 года назад +12

    fun fact code pink is a baby missing and code silver is a hostage situation/dangerous weapon

  • @SRHtheHedgehog
    @SRHtheHedgehog Год назад +3

    This man went out and stole a bunch of kids to blackmail an army of people into helping him kidnap one baby

  • @louisachalarca6494
    @louisachalarca6494 2 года назад +7

    Think of all the baby lives saved by awaiting parents watching this and knowing to look out for baby kidnapper nurses

  • @Aurora_Lightbringer
    @Aurora_Lightbringer 7 месяцев назад +1

    The robber could have totally roasted the mother there.
    "Obviously you aren't a mother"
    "I've literally been looking after your child longer than you have, some mother you are"

  • @punkrckr6889
    @punkrckr6889 Год назад +3

    The girl playing the mom was REALLY going for the Oscar this year

  • @Tabth3778
    @Tabth3778 4 месяца назад +3

    "Code silver, I repeat, code pink"
    If you listen closely, you can actually hear Dr. Mike crying in the background

  • @hoofyrider
    @hoofyrider Год назад +5

    Now hold on. So you're telling me after they hung up and she gave the "everything left behind" clue, it took about 40 seconds for him to get her to his car. So in that time the police figured out her riddle, looked through all the fake money (multiple millions in 100 dollar bills), found the address, then got the cops (including the main detective/higher up cop) from the police station to his apartment?
    ....................That is some top notch police work!

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 10 месяцев назад +6

    Everytime the mom talked i wanted to scream
    Like talking mad shit is gonna get your kid crushed on a rock

  • @spineofthesaurus
    @spineofthesaurus Год назад +3

    old italian zac efron randomly appearing at 46:36 very much gives me "say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness?" vibes. never knew dhar mann was a fellow kingdom hearts fan!

  • @ringer1324
    @ringer1324 2 года назад +15

    Just what I needed! Jordan too? Christmas came early

  • @NessOnigiri
    @NessOnigiri 10 месяцев назад +2

    I work at a hospital and the fact he said Code Silver made me laugh so hard. Silver is active shooter, code pink is medical emergency for pediatric and code Adam is child abduction

  • @Mr-Tomato20
    @Mr-Tomato20 2 года назад +21

    Dhar Manns new titles are crazy

  • @shamboholic
    @shamboholic 2 года назад +7

    Yesterday I was listening to old rock and Johnny Cash’s “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” came on and there’s a lyric, “what happens in the dark always comes to light” and I flipped out, I had forgotten but immediately thought of Jarvis 😂

  • @RedPandaSquadron
    @RedPandaSquadron 2 года назад +4

    Code silver is for a missing elderly person, code pink is missing infant.

  • @iheartquestionmark1313
    @iheartquestionmark1313 2 года назад +8

    24:00 as a target employee, this would honestly happen 😭😭

  • @GlitterF-CK
    @GlitterF-CK Год назад +4

    To be fair, when you're on the unit for mother's giving birth there are sketchy looking father's to be everywhere. Some of them are dirty, some of them are in leather jackets, some of them are in work clothes. A lot of them are running around trying to find their wives/girlfriends. It's crazy down there

  • @Dietepamplemousse
    @Dietepamplemousse 2 года назад +7

    Why didn’t the fake nurse just turn her badge around to show the “help me”?

  • @SfmGamer9
    @SfmGamer9 2 года назад +7

    How funny is it that they made a big deal over the wristband then next scene forgot the wristband 🤣