It's a good deal when you realise money you save in your bank account is just a bunch of numbers and instead of holding onto numbers you can buy an expensive headset and pretend you don't have any bills or other necessities to pay for because you can go virtual shopping and virtual eating, but even though you get malnourished and people knocking on your door it doesn't matter because you lost weight, look good, and a debt collector doesn't exist if you can't see them. The power may shut off but it's battery operated so.
I can’t believe Apples modern technology will allow us to recreate the iconic scene of Chewbaccas grandfather watching holographic 3D porn from the Star Wars holiday special!
I was thinking Jack was joking about the 3500$ price tag until my *very next video* was an NBC segment about it. Dear Lord, we are living in a parody timeline.
Not that far off if you think about it... I would guess that 80% of the product was made in-house and was most likely hard to mass produce. I mean, if you look at the Samaung Galaxy Z Fold and how many tiny-as-hell parts are needed for the hinge, you will understand why they are priced do high... That and Apple likes to price-gouge.
This could be recurring revenue for Apple. Either pay a monthly blackmai... subscription, or randomly, instead of eyes, it shows what you're actually watching to those around you.
It's 10pm right now and I have to stay quiet or I'll wake the person next door... This video is making it hard not to laugh at 65 decibels... Well done!
It's sad that vr games are so limited and underdeveloped that vr unironically makes a better case for porn, like seriously nobody's buying vr for one or two half life alyxs and put it away forever, or some janky indie title or whatever and beat saber, I guess
jokes aside, it looks ridiculous... but if it does any of the things it's been announced to do, and remotely close to what is advertised... it's an insane level of product that might actually be the big step to AR/VR that google glasses tried to be 10+ years ago
No, the looking at someone's eyes 'feature' is useless, it's just a playstation vr 2 with only 2 hour battery life. it looks uncomfortable as shit and it doesn't seem to have any controllers. It's a classic case of apple 'innovating' by taking existing older tech, making it worse, forcing you into their ecosystem and charging you a 500% profit margin
Jack is the only valid source of news for new Apple products.
This.
Applejack
Hear, hear!
good point
Literally the only way I hear about them
I can't wait to play Mario Kart on the road with the new apple headset!!
oh no
Or Burnout, really aiming for those multipliers.
I can't wait to play Superhot in an active combat scenario!!! Thanks, Jack.
I can't wait to play CoD:MW2 while waiting to my flight!
And remember: no Russian.
This comment actually hurts. Why does it hurt so much
The classic jacksfilms apple piano always gets me 😂
I will always admire the speed at which you make these
same
The only thing
Apple hate can drive anyone to act fast. Though i wasnt fast enough to know this was a thing
it's only been a few hours this man is speedy
Damn you didn’t have to turn the heat up so high
Ah yes, the quality content we’ve come to expect from Jacksfilms… keep it up dude
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@@EEEEEEEE You're goddamn right.
It’s actually quite a deal when you consider the Monitor stand costs 1000$
Spent under $150 on mine. Don’t need a 9k curved oled 80” monitor to play Minecraft on
Lol if Apple gave this thing a stand it'd look like the modern-day Virtual Boy
It's a good deal when you realise money you save in your bank account is just a bunch of numbers and instead of holding onto numbers you can buy an expensive headset and pretend you don't have any bills or other necessities to pay for because you can go virtual shopping and virtual eating, but even though you get malnourished and people knocking on your door it doesn't matter because you lost weight, look good, and a debt collector doesn't exist if you can't see them. The power may shut off but it's battery operated so.
@@Domziieeit only lasts 2 hours though (unless you get a bigger battery pack)
Ahhhhh yes, the apple capitalist mind$€t
I love how this video isn’t even trying to hide Jack’s rage at the fact that this thing exists to begin with, much less at the price that it does.
I can’t believe Apples modern technology will allow us to recreate the iconic scene of Chewbaccas grandfather watching holographic 3D porn from the Star Wars holiday special!
It was his dad, but yeah.
@@tent163phantokaI thought it WAS the grandfather. Are you sure it was the dad?
@@thegreenxeno9430 Itchy was Lumpy’s grandfather, and Chewbacca’s father
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated im so happy this was clarified
@@Sambo0203 no worries fam that’s what I’m here for 👍
I was thinking Jack was joking about the 3500$ price tag until my *very next video* was an NBC segment about it. Dear Lord, we are living in a parody timeline.
"Parody timeline" makes our reality sound a bit more bearable, thanks 😁.
That's probably Britta's timeline😅
@@cli260 I understood that reference.
Not that far off if you think about it... I would guess that 80% of the product was made in-house and was most likely hard to mass produce.
I mean, if you look at the Samaung Galaxy Z Fold and how many tiny-as-hell parts are needed for the hinge, you will understand why they are priced do high...
That and Apple likes to price-gouge.
a small price to pay for pure bliss
I can't believe she's watching tables and chairs 😭😭
I’ll always get hyped to hear that piano riff
I’m both disappointed and not surprised that this video came out as fast as it did
Just wait till Jack can do deep fakes this fast…
Came 😏
@@darian6871 😔
i love the funny goggles, really gets my gears grinding
Every time I see a new Apple product I think
"Hmm, this is stupid, but maybe."
Then I get the privilege of looking at the price.
Thats a pretty good advert for it tbh, good price-to-return ratio
Great to see my favorite apple parody channel deliver once again :D
I love how it’s the same music every time.
It brings me back to 2014 ^^
Jack rlly has too much time on his hands, he’s already making memes
As soon as I catch wind of some new stupid apple product, I know it's only a matter of time before Jack will make fun of it
Thats not the only thing he has on his hands! I am talking about sperm because he is watching porno movies ;) if you catch my drift
My favorite part was when the Vision Pro said “it’s vision time” then visioned everywhere for 3 thousand dollars, truly the device of all time
*3 and a half thousand
I can feel the technology coming inside of me
I visioned all over the bed. GF was not happy.
Because we haven't milked this meme already
@@Mixedbag456 It's funny and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it
And this is how I find out about Apple's new headset.
How do you review and turn around such analyzed content in such a short time? You cut straight to the features. A+
Jack is actually just an AI that pumps out AI generated videos
It’s back! 😂. Love these apple parodies.
Thank you jack for the lovely content as always.
This could be recurring revenue for Apple. Either pay a monthly blackmai... subscription, or randomly, instead of eyes, it shows what you're actually watching to those around you.
its always great everytime the moment i hear that specific piano
Truly beautiful
This is how I am informed about the new upcoming Apple product. And I don’t need to learn more. Thanks Jack
this is the shortest apple parody i've ever watched
It's 10pm right now and I have to stay quiet or I'll wake the person next door...
This video is making it hard not to laugh at 65 decibels... Well done!
Last time I was this early, Ghiblib the Christmas demon still couldn’t remember his name yet
OOOOoooOoOooOo
I’m really sad that Royalty Free Christmas Songs will be done this year, but hopefully @TheRealSullyG and @FinnMK will keep the tradition alive
Idgaf abt Apple, but Jack's skits after their streams are always 10/10
bad news: the 3500 dollar toy doesn't support porn
the piano in the background is what really sells it
You, my friend, just earned a new subscriber
Haha ha ! So #Relateable ! Keep up the #EpicFunnies Jack ! 😂😂😂
You absolutely read my mind, Jack.
Nothing like watching JacksFilms while my mom is in the room... Nothing like it.
So happy Jack became CEO of unknown organisation like Apple and will make it great with spectacular innovations
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Glad to see another Apple parody from you!
great delivery mr films
❤❤❤❤ you are having fun with Apple Trailers
When Jack's only critique of a product is "PORN I'M WATCHING PORN" it starts to make the product look really good
i was drinking water and i literally SPAT IT OUT lmao, was totally not expecting that
the apple parodies get better every year
This is my first tiem watching this guy's videos and this reminds me of mid-2010 videos
Yet Apple doesn’t even allow anything pornographic on the App Store 🤔
what about search engines, you can visit websites
Damn thats crazy
You’re always outdoing yourself John 😂
I appreciate how Jack *could* use AI wav2lip for better lip sync, but this is much funnier
we need a full 1 hour of presentation
that same little piano song from 10 years ago always gets me
Can’t wait to see what people do with the scene change feature..
I like how you said "Now where was I?" in Agent Smith, down to the mouth movements
Brilliant as always
damn jack, you're quick!
Can't wait to use this while wearing glasses! Thank you Apple!
It has prescription lenses that you can apply to the headset
@@Zellzoi which will probably cost me at least another 200 dollars
Jack 2 the future looks great
Finally, a real reviewer.
Wow I love this new product
Can't even use the excuse that they're playing games with this one.
Literally, this is the only thing VR headsets are used for if you’re not a pro gamer.
It's not a VR Headset it's a AR Headset, but you got a point.
@@DW_BR there’s a difference?
It's sad that vr games are so limited and underdeveloped that vr unironically makes a better case for porn, like seriously nobody's buying vr for one or two half life alyxs and put it away forever, or some janky indie title or whatever and beat saber, I guess
@@ChrisJFilms vr is the ancester to making ar stuff. ar is the one with holographs like it had in the advert
@@DW_BR no difference
He really is Jacksfilms for a reason
Saw this in my recommended and didn't even realize that you made it, but glad that I watched it
Shrek never looked so good before Apple.
Black Mirror and our reality are merging more and more by the day
This is what makes the price worth it
expected no less
was not disappointed
i watched the WWDC and the only thing i could think of was "how is jack gonna mock this"
and then Vision Pro
High class Among Us costume.
My man got his priorities straight!!! That’s wussup 💯
I was waiting for that😂
I havent watched jacksfilms in like 7 years and this had me dying lmao 🤣
yes i suppose that would be one of if not the primary use of the apple goggles.
Best commercial I’ve ever seen. 😂
HER FROWN FACE AFTER SHE SAID THAT IS KILLING ME ☠☠
Thank God I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought about this. Now tell me Jack is there something wrong with us?
you can literally by 5 quest 3's when they come out in a few months for the same price of 1 apple headset that doesn't even have controllers
Holy shit, the nostalgic feeling of 2009 Jacksfilms is strong on this one.
This is great
jokes aside, it looks ridiculous...
but if it does any of the things it's been announced to do, and remotely close to what is advertised...
it's an insane level of product that might actually be the big step to AR/VR that google glasses tried to be 10+ years ago
No, the looking at someone's eyes 'feature' is useless, it's just a playstation vr 2 with only 2 hour battery life. it looks uncomfortable as shit and it doesn't seem to have any controllers. It's a classic case of apple 'innovating' by taking existing older tech, making it worse, forcing you into their ecosystem and charging you a 500% profit margin
I like when they mentioned the specs
Jack! You better make a TechTalk about these glasses!
Honestly… I love that I didn’t even think of that until this video
Glad you’re still here Jack
That pretty much sums up VR fad for private consumers.
For a moment I read it wrong and I thought you review apple sauce as an apple commercial and I was intrigued
After i watched dis i got a apple ad about the vr headset of Apple 💀
nice Idiocracy reference
"Baitin' go away"
I'm so happy that this video is how I found out about this thing
What if developers make a mod where everyone is naked in real time?
Even right now, Ai can do that
People made history, changed the world, done inventions...
Just to make an $ 3.500 3d P-Hub
truly innovative
At least he’s being honest
I actually saw this before I knew about apple's new headset lmao
We are ever so closely getting closer to a mix of the world of 2042 and escape from tarkov
Truly Revolutionary.
Lightning fast, Jack. Fucking hell.
I’ll take two.
Was waiting for this. The jacksfilms apple videos are better than apple itself
Enlightening