Garbage Guide To Subnautica Below Zero - The Biggest Monsters

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2021
  • A new garbage guide to subnautica below zero. The cold sequel to the spooky original subnautica. Is it equally as terrifying? Who cares in todays video we are defreezing the massive creature called the Frozen leviathan. The biggest creature in below zero but it doesn’t move. That’s a good thing because then we will be able to eat is easier. This time it’s lemon sauce guaranteed.
    Discord: / discord
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/kilianexperie...
    / kilexperience
    / kilian
    kilianexp?...
    / kilianexperience
    Music: www.bensound.com/royalty-free...
    Music: www.purple-planet.com
    And a bunch of sea music from video games.
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Комментарии • 878

  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  2 года назад +1302

    Yes that is actually lemon sauce infused with conditioner made my entire apartment smell soapy and I spit it out.
    Check out my subreddit for my twitter posts www.reddit.com/r/kilian/

  • @vesh
    @vesh 2 года назад +2376

    I just want Killian to create a dystopian mega city in Minecraft

    • @themecoptera9258
      @themecoptera9258 2 года назад +10

      That would be festive

    • @Harlequin619
      @Harlequin619 2 года назад +3

      Yes. He must do it.

    • @coppersponge
      @coppersponge 2 года назад +6

      Just watch his city skylines video

    • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
      @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 2 года назад +13

      Next video: Building a dystopian mega city with discord users who can't talk because that doesn't suit his video style

    • @spouwnerring
      @spouwnerring 2 года назад +4

      I wonder how high his kill count is going to be🤔

  • @chancecam9397
    @chancecam9397 2 года назад +1647

    "I'm lovecraftian in other ways"
    Just make sure not to ask him the name of his space dog!

    • @coppersponge
      @coppersponge 2 года назад +89

      Or his cat

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 2 года назад +70

      why is my comment get deleted where I write lovecraft's cat's name.

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 2 года назад +73

      *'N1§§επ-Μαη intensifies'*

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 2 года назад +27

      @@ipadair7345 I should take notes.
      I’m sure the neighbors would love to hear me calling for her to come back.

    • @Name-rh9bm
      @Name-rh9bm 2 года назад +9

      Let's ask him what he thinks about non white purebred English people

  • @-undecided-1663
    @-undecided-1663 2 года назад +1134

    It's cruelly ironic to find out that when Chef Killian made the Crab a la Pep Maximume it was in its favourite food, but couldn't drink it because it was dead

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 2 года назад +32

      Truly saddening that a creature of this world cant taste the el Pepsico Maximume

  • @edwardkellog8190
    @edwardkellog8190 2 года назад +597

    I was not expecting a reference to the traditional french dish ‘crab a la pep maximum’

    • @Xx_STRHMN_xX
      @Xx_STRHMN_xX 2 года назад +17

      for all the english plebians that don’t understand the name, it’s “CRAEB IN PEPSAE MAEX”

  • @funnyswangoosething5088
    @funnyswangoosething5088 2 года назад +986

    This video is an accurate representation of what it is like to go fishing in Sweden.

    • @najah58
      @najah58 2 года назад +9

      This is to accurate

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +3

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear fu

    • @najah58
      @najah58 2 года назад +9

      @@AxxLAfriku WTF

    • @ManicMacaque
      @ManicMacaque 2 года назад +10

      As a swedish person i can confirm.

    • @xolfpher
      @xolfpher 2 года назад +5

      @@ManicMacaque same

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 2 года назад +792

    1:05 Only a Swedish panda would make lemon sauce with a lime.

  • @DamonDemolition
    @DamonDemolition 2 года назад +567

    13:34 - Its funny that, even without all these enlarged animals you created, the real out of bounds protection ist still the scariest shit ever.

    • @MrPeanut624
      @MrPeanut624 2 года назад +73

      As soon as I saw the dark water and the border music played I instantly got anxious

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 2 года назад +17

      I never thought I’d get scared in a KillianExperience video…
      I thought wrong

  • @Jake-qz5uf
    @Jake-qz5uf 2 года назад +481

    Hearing a Scandinavian try to say "Yeehaw!" like an American cowboy made my day

    • @why9541
      @why9541 Год назад +3

      I mean he pulled it off pretty well

  • @tanguygautier5371
    @tanguygautier5371 2 года назад +411

    "Let me tell you about what I think of the Irish" is perhaps one of the greatest lines ever written.

    • @tnk4me4
      @tnk4me4 2 года назад +20

      Never before have I laughed at a joke that so clearly flew over my head.

    • @storytellingchampion6438
      @storytellingchampion6438 2 года назад +2

      I laughed as well

    • @astrolinn
      @astrolinn 2 года назад +1

      @@tnk4me4 Lovecraft was racist

    • @wabch
      @wabch 2 года назад +1

      @@astrolinn but what specifically made him talk about his opinions on the irish, everyone knows he was racist but why did kilian specifically make a joke on his thoughts about the irish and not some other group he hated.

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu Год назад +1

      @@wabch 🤓

  • @VenseyNess
    @VenseyNess 2 года назад +474

    I don't understand how we're this many years into the Kilian experience and you're still finding ways to one up yourself

    • @LRAStartFox
      @LRAStartFox 2 года назад

      Griffen? Is that you?

    • @VenseyNess
      @VenseyNess 2 года назад

      @@LRAStartFox
      Connor
      >.>
      My arch nemesis

    • @poliwag9570
      @poliwag9570 2 года назад

      He has better character progression than Rey Skywalker.

  • @budgetlifter
    @budgetlifter 2 года назад +307

    i appreciate he added sing-along lyrics to the song

  • @crabobserver
    @crabobserver 2 года назад +78

    My favourite parts:
    -"im not lovecraftian in THAT way... Let me tell you what I think of the Irish"
    -the hole ghost submarines song
    -Spanish Markus

    • @nomarmorales3542
      @nomarmorales3542 2 года назад +4

      Hearing a Scandinavian try to say "Yeehaw!" like an American cowboy made my day

  • @user-gm6qf1ph4n
    @user-gm6qf1ph4n 2 года назад +98

    "Don't try to build an underwater base. I tried that. No burgers. What's the point?"
    -One important libertarian philosopher.

  • @kenzohofmeister5682
    @kenzohofmeister5682 2 года назад +287

    Kilian I’m a warrior who was left for dead!
    Was gonna go on a epic revenge trail but then this greater betrayal happened!

  • @manthossakkas7496
    @manthossakkas7496 2 года назад +376

    Im not lovecraftian in THAT way is one of the best jokes ever writen

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 2 года назад +6

      As in, he’s Lovecraftian racist?

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 2 года назад +36

      @@Penguinmanereikel Lovecraft was very racist for most of his live

    • @h5numbers732
      @h5numbers732 2 года назад +52

      i know people joke about how lovecraft is racist but its not a bit exaggerated. In one of his stories an albino white woman gives birth to a black child that also has eldrtich powers, and in call of cthulhu the main characters uncle was killed by a black sailor. not only that, but every story has at least 1 mention of other races being savage or inferior
      and thats just in his stories. imagine what he wouldve said on twitter if he was still alive.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 года назад +4

      Oh? I thought he was referencing the tentacles.

    • @h5numbers732
      @h5numbers732 2 года назад +37

      @@michaelandreipalon359 he followed up with something like "what i think of the irish" so its probably the race thing

  • @Sabshark
    @Sabshark 2 года назад +83

    Ok, but when's Killian's "Underwater sci-fi country album, featuring a lovecraftian (not that way) entity" coming out?

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 года назад +2

      I’d pay him any amount of money he made Disney parodies song on either iTunes or CDS on EBay, Amazon, Half Priced Books, or CDS being sold in stores.

  • @TheHipClip
    @TheHipClip 2 года назад +133

    When is the full version of the song dropping?

  • @dorianjareth9198
    @dorianjareth9198 2 года назад +199

    The DNÄ joke had me laughing for a solid minute

  • @TJDious
    @TJDious 2 года назад +226

    I have no experience with this game but I'm starved for new Killian content also the first ten seconds were golden

  • @usedcolouringbook8798
    @usedcolouringbook8798 2 года назад +20

    "My name is not government, I am Killian" This got me, my head hurts from laughing.

  • @CrumbleKoek
    @CrumbleKoek 2 года назад +55

    As someone who adored the old video, and has rewatched it many times (including twice just jesterday), this is one of my happiest days. And all the references to the original video are great as always.

  • @Alexander-wf3mt
    @Alexander-wf3mt 2 года назад +37

    I fucking lost it at pepsi max... love that my obsessive watching of Killian's videos is paying off.

  • @tilltronje1623
    @tilltronje1623 2 года назад +41

    That lovecraft joke is gold!!
    "In that way..."

  • @binks5215
    @binks5215 2 года назад +92

    The Lovecraftian joke took me a minute, but I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard once it clicked. Masterpiece.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 года назад +10

    Oh my god that version of Big Iron you played in the sea truck has had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight that is incredible

  • @hiddenshadow2105
    @hiddenshadow2105 2 года назад +12

    "When he tried to match the hunter with the biceps on his arm" :D

  • @notpant7645
    @notpant7645 2 года назад +40

    Kilian once’s said “oh no I hit a Skunk”

  • @WickedMitch
    @WickedMitch 2 года назад +37

    I appreciate how much continuity there is in this video. Kilian lore consistency remains upheld.

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 2 года назад +66

    "Save Bertha" was more poignant than "Save Martha".

  • @wartrix6046
    @wartrix6046 2 года назад +9

    Swedish Underwater Country Music is something I never knew I needed.

  • @leonidartemiev5668
    @leonidartemiev5668 2 года назад +31

    Well, if this RUclips business doesn’t work out, Killian can become world’s best country singer!

    • @SlimyGreenSlime
      @SlimyGreenSlime 2 года назад +1

      The world's only underwater country singer. By default that makes him the best.

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 2 года назад +1

      His version of convoy and big iron were very impressive

  • @elchubacabra2840
    @elchubacabra2840 2 года назад +24

    Thanks for this tutorial on cooking alien fish! If we ever find any, humanity will be prepared thanks to you Killian!
    If you could teach us how to cook up dinosaurs, that would be even better!

  • @Potato-bx1hz
    @Potato-bx1hz 2 года назад +51

    I literally subbed like 2 minutes ago, I’m surprised how fast this was uploaded sense then

  • @aliallail9874
    @aliallail9874 2 года назад +25

    The Slayer of Manitees has returned! ALL HAIL THE RED PANDA KING!

  • @toxicandsalty1696
    @toxicandsalty1696 2 года назад +63

    I'm a time traveler from the short future. Just wanna say that this video was amazing to watch.

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 2 года назад

      Glad we still have good Killian videos in the near future.

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux 2 года назад

      You invented time travel in twenty minutes to tell us that?

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 2 года назад

      From the recent future

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 2 года назад

      @@Vulpilux what else would you do with that technology?

    • @coronin8587
      @coronin8587 2 года назад

      greetings from the tall past

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 2 года назад +26

    The lemon sauce could have been improved with pineapple.

  • @owenchafer1083
    @owenchafer1083 2 года назад +33

    LOL, I love that Lovecraftian joke with AL-AN.

  • @C4lico
    @C4lico 2 года назад +4

    7:21 is the single best joke in existence

  • @skillbone756
    @skillbone756 2 года назад +45

    "You never were evil, you're just Greek."

  • @employee962
    @employee962 2 года назад +5

    An old marine went swimmin' out one dark and windy day
    Ubove a ridge he rested as he went along his way
    When all at once a mighty herd of red light subs, he saw
    Plowed through the ragged seas and up a foamy draw
    Their paints were still drying and their rotors made of steel
    Their lightss were bright and shiny and their propulsion you could feel
    A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sea
    For he saw the pilots coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
    Bubbly oh, bubbly ay, ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
    Their face is gaunt, their eyes were blurred
    Their shirts all soaked with sweat
    He's flyin' hard to catch them subs but he 'ain't caught 'em yet
    'Cause they've got to sail forever in that sea up in the sea,
    On subs spittin' oil as they fly on, hear them cry
    As the pilots flyed on by him, he heard one call his name
    If you want to save your soul from hell a flying in our sea,
    Then pilot change your ways today or with us you will ride
    Tryin' to catch the devil subs across these endless seas
    Bubbly oh, Bubbly ay!
    ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
    ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
    ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!

  • @littlegreen9274
    @littlegreen9274 2 года назад +23

    It's been too long since I've heard that sexy Swedish voice that we are all convinced comes from a pirate, literature enthusiast red panda. Glad ti have you back Killian, can't wait to you hear you scream in fear of the depths :)

  • @dklordful
    @dklordful 2 года назад +11

    You know, for some reason, seeing the Leviathan's in these videos terrify me

  • @Unh0ly0ne
    @Unh0ly0ne 2 года назад +7

    "The two sisters in the game are named Sam and Robin, it's hard to come up with girl names"
    This line slayed me, soo funny :D

  • @DPedro3
    @DPedro3 2 года назад +5

    6:04 Johnny Cash been really quiet since this dropped

  • @atich0
    @atich0 2 года назад +20

    That song slapped when is the album dropping

  • @komradekalashnikov7495
    @komradekalashnikov7495 2 года назад +28

    I have a secret Killian is not a red panda he's a beaver

    • @dennisposthuma
      @dennisposthuma 2 года назад

      Some people say that kilian is a human and that the red panda is just his avatar but I know that's not true

    • @aiksi5605
      @aiksi5605 2 года назад

      so is he a cannibal then since he tasted beaver flesh?

  • @purplecrab586
    @purplecrab586 2 года назад +76

    Killian: "its hard to come Up with girl names"
    Also Killian: names his sea truck, Bertha

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 2 года назад +16

      Bertha is a sea truck name though, not a girl name.

    • @sabinasabino141
      @sabinasabino141 Год назад +4

      Chamunda, Wine, The Bad, Wolfgang, Dt Dexer. All incredible girl names.
      And Betha isn’t a girl name, it’s a truck name.

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
    @josetomascamposrobledano4618 2 года назад +11

    Best birthday present. A video from a channel that uploads once a century! Get the popcorn ready!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +71

    _When the world needed him the most he's back._
    He's not the hero we deserve but we needed
    We've all waiting for your garbage guides xD

    • @Pink.andahalf
      @Pink.andahalf 2 года назад +2

      Killian is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.

  • @tristanpanke2468
    @tristanpanke2468 2 года назад +4

    "On these beds you need to place the 4 colossi of Below Zero, hidden megacreatures that we need to kill to access this area"
    Wait a minute, this isn't Dark Souls!

  • @randolphbusch7777
    @randolphbusch7777 2 года назад +5

    OK, that is the best artist's rendition of Big Iron I've heard to date.

  • @vwflow
    @vwflow 2 года назад +8

    I want a full version of that underwater country banger

  • @xero1134
    @xero1134 2 года назад +32

    I accept this as the cannon story of the game

  • @bolasamiright8975
    @bolasamiright8975 2 года назад +10

    always the best day when kilian uploads

  • @jtfgamer8832
    @jtfgamer8832 5 месяцев назад +1

    Two years already, it feels like this came out only a few months ago, man Killian time works weird

  • @nicvolcano
    @nicvolcano 2 года назад +4

    Donkey puts out an 11foot8 video and Kilian makes a Kero Kero Bonito reference. This is the greatest day in RUclips history.

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu 2 года назад +24

    I love how Markus is finally getting the rep he deserves. Swedish Bean Battles represent!

  • @peernilsen5428
    @peernilsen5428 2 года назад +4

    As an fellow Scandinavian if you have some leviathen left over my friend Candice told me you should serve it with some potato sauce

  • @d1mensi0n70
    @d1mensi0n70 2 года назад +14

    Ah, yes, today is the perfect day to binge through some Kilian Experience!

  • @TheRealParfait
    @TheRealParfait 2 года назад +17

    When the world needed him most, he was out taking a drink but you better believe he'll be there 5 hours later

  • @makastaschannel9336
    @makastaschannel9336 2 года назад +11

    I would legit give you money for the full version of the under water trucker song

    • @andrewfelsher7872
      @andrewfelsher7872 2 года назад +2

      "Submariner change your ways today or with us you will ride. Fleeing from leviathans... across the endless sea."

  • @michaelvidigal1639
    @michaelvidigal1639 2 года назад +13

    ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF OUR RED PANDA OVERLORD

  • @Soilad
    @Soilad 2 года назад +17

    Ah, killian is now playing sweden simulator i see

  • @jackalvonstone250
    @jackalvonstone250 2 года назад +3

    Kilian, thank you for coming back to these. I really missed these original ideas. They are your best work and I always find them so entertaining and creative. This is one of your best videos.

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 2 года назад +26

    Therapist: "Swedish cowboy isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Swedish Cowboy: 18:09

  • @valtervete
    @valtervete 2 года назад +2

    "You wouldn't win a beauty contest against a blobfish" is probably the best insult I've heard this year

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 года назад +2

      Well depends blobfish underwater look nice

    • @habibihabibi7115
      @habibihabibi7115 2 года назад +1

      The famous picture of the ugly 'blowfish is a bloated corpse damaged by extreme decompression sickness.
      A living blobfish just looks like a fish.

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan 2 года назад +3

    4:10 I'm unreasonably proud of myself for understanding this reference.

    • @perfectsilhouette3317
      @perfectsilhouette3317 2 года назад

      What's it from

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 2 года назад

      @@perfectsilhouette3317 American Psycho business card scene. It's pretty good on its own anyway.
      Link if you're feeling lazy:
      ruclips.net/video/aZVkW9p-cCU/видео.html

    • @perfectsilhouette3317
      @perfectsilhouette3317 2 года назад

      @@bartholomewdan thanks

  • @bby_bunny_doll8042
    @bby_bunny_doll8042 2 года назад +1

    the furniture scaning dnä joke is too good for a yt vid

  • @stoneofdoom
    @stoneofdoom 2 года назад +2

    I want Kilian to sing the highwayman more than anything now
    its my one desire in this life.

  • @plaidhatter1674
    @plaidhatter1674 2 года назад +2

    I'm in Greece at the moment. I can indeed confirm that we have centaurs in Βάρκιζα

  • @namik0644
    @namik0644 2 года назад +3

    9:29 holy shit she ate marcus

  • @Porean
    @Porean 2 года назад

    8:16 love the tiny Breaking Bad: Salud reference, even got the music in there

  • @Innuya
    @Innuya 2 года назад +2

    I was just thinking the other day how much I wanted to hear Kilian sing some more, and he releases this video :3 thank you

  • @DeutscherDummer
    @DeutscherDummer 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit, I did not expect a Ghostriders underwater cover. This truly is the Kilian Experience.

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini 2 года назад

    I like this video and this channel a lot. You’re an actual comedic inspiration to me.

  • @DoctorOralTheSexyBoss
    @DoctorOralTheSexyBoss 2 года назад +1

    A masterful use of the SOTC soundtrack, Kilian! Top quality content as always.

  • @gravity_well5627
    @gravity_well5627 2 года назад

    8:10 I love the throwback reference to your perfect cooking video

  • @tyrekenaidoo1455
    @tyrekenaidoo1455 2 года назад

    Love ya videos man glad to see you still make regular ish content appreciate it

  • @shadow_hive
    @shadow_hive 2 года назад +2

    Babe wake up, new kilian experience video

  • @SamGreeneRacing
    @SamGreeneRacing 2 года назад +1

    Honestly forgot that I had notis on for this channel. Love you Kilian

  • @slightlybasic2431
    @slightlybasic2431 2 года назад

    this is one of my favorite videos youve ever done keep it up

  • @ShadeStormXD
    @ShadeStormXD Год назад +2

    "im not lovecraftian in that way"
    killian: 😮
    "let me tell you about the irish ❌🇮🇪"

  • @randomsleepyness
    @randomsleepyness 2 года назад

    It's come full circle. Killians subnautica video was how I found this channel. Love it.

  • @l4bells851
    @l4bells851 2 года назад +4

    can we get a full versions of the Subnautica big iron? best piece of musik ever

  • @angelaperrine9201
    @angelaperrine9201 2 года назад +1

    This was beautiful, thank-you.

  • @JP12345
    @JP12345 2 года назад +3

    This is a video I've been waiting for

  • @Georgeveen
    @Georgeveen 2 года назад +1

    Always a good day when you upload a video Kilian. :)

  • @thermophile1695
    @thermophile1695 2 года назад +20

    Killian: "Rachel is the only other female name"
    Also Killian: "My truck is named Bertha"

    • @DorkN313
      @DorkN313 2 года назад +6

      cuz that's truck name, not female one

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 2 года назад +2

    The leviathan is a lot firmer of a meat than most fish - very lean too.
    I’d recommend cooking it in Pepsi max.

  • @TheMrawesomest
    @TheMrawesomest 2 года назад +3

    I have no idea what I've watched, but I watched it until the end.

  • @davii2663
    @davii2663 2 года назад +5

    Yes mom and dad, Killian just posted
    i can stop going to therapy now

  • @Drakenwild
    @Drakenwild 2 года назад +1

    I've never seen something so wrong yet so accurate.

  • @clarkabbott6519
    @clarkabbott6519 2 года назад +1

    Kilian, your content caters to me so specifically that I have deduced I’m living in a simulation in the year 3240 after the crab apocalypse

  • @StickWithTrigger
    @StickWithTrigger 2 года назад +1

    The cover to big iron was fire

  • @Palestine4Ever169
    @Palestine4Ever169 2 года назад +6

    Killan is literally the best bro he keeps turning my mood for the better every time

  • @edcwseferg3603
    @edcwseferg3603 2 года назад

    Loving the Bastion song you threw in there Kilian. I used to love that one

  • @Exorsister
    @Exorsister 2 года назад

    6:15 this is the best flippin' song ever. I already quite like that kind of original country but that was just lovely

    • @stephano7718
      @stephano7718 2 года назад

      what is the original song?

    • @Exorsister
      @Exorsister 2 года назад

      @@stephano7718 Ghost riders in the sky

  • @harrywells2998
    @harrywells2998 2 года назад +1

    Every day that kilian uploads is the best day

  • @sneakyking
    @sneakyking 2 года назад +2

    As a brit I feel personally attacked.
    But I have not got a licence for offence so you win this time.

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 2 года назад

      Do you have a license for losing?

    • @sneakyking
      @sneakyking 2 года назад +1

      @@CygnusTheSilly s s s s sorry, I'll pay the fine.