Panic Machanic I just like to imagine rimmy going into a gas station for a candy bar and someone takes him hostage because literally nothing goes right for him
aaaah, yes the elite squad with assault rifles decided that going to melee range against prisioners with knives is a better idea than staying far and shooting the riot
Why can I just imagine a cook with a massive 10 leter sauce pot just FRESHLY COOKED AND BOILING have to stop at the stepping stones takes several breath and then begin to skip across humming stepping time
Rimmy you forgot metal detectors in the kitchen. And the Sniper tower outside the dorms. That way: Any prisioner making a break for it to escape your guards is tranqualised on the spot! Oh and you forgot to make no cell block hold more than 8 prisioners before they have to step outside to face the snipers. You can fill the big empty gaps in the back between cell rows with Forestry and wood workshops :D (the workshops are accessed by walking through the kitchen, that way tools and cutlery are contained and kept away from the Shower Room and Library.)
little did rimmy know was that he was making a new site for the SCP foundation that is based on just getting more D-class only for them to rebel yet chaos insurgency never came
I remember Rimmy making a reference to a Door Monster video awhile back (don’t remember when or what it was), and today I was watching their new upload and thought I was having a stroke when the foreman called.
I feel like Rimmy would Like the Creeper World Series of Games. He does play quite a few of these strategic games, and the vibe the game has is quite enjoyable.
Miss Parker must 've smuggled these phones so raid shadow legends could post that they are so good that prisoners smuggle them and post a new code named showers that will give a limited character called prisoner that will have bonus dmg boost when enemies have fallen unconscious
For those in the comments who don't get all these jokes, Australia was founded by the British as a prison colony, which makes sense when you realize Australia is Earth's very own miniature death world
Rimmy: _You sent me to an island to make a prison and I just made a forest_
Me: *_Okay, I guess we're in Brazil now_*
We don't talk about our "rehab" camps here
Australian man makes Australia into its intended purpose again
Make Australia Great Again
Words of Heresy Official wait what
BREAKING NEWS: Australia a prison
There is a prison on australia without any walls and prisoners walk to maccas
@@ryanwatt6600 Townsville?
You know, I'm not sold on this new Animal Crossing DLC. Feels kinda grim for the series.
Video: *starts*
Rimmy: *"THERES A PRISONER WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE"*
(Laughs.)
Yes, that was the start of the video. The peak of pointless video quoting
I think that's the quickest time-to-snicker that Rimmy's ever achieved from me!
Me: *Enjoying a Nice cup of Tea*
Rimmy : *So you have Chosen...to spit your tea all over your pc?*
me: and thats why you dont make Australia! XD because your gonna get well mini rimmys
"We went and built a moat around Australia so people can't escape."
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Hmmmm, seem like Reallife to much
Rimmy creates a entire island out of nowhere.
Me: Rimmy I didn't know you were Dutch?
You know it’s Rimmy when the opening is “That’s a prisoner with an assault rifle!” Edit: spelling
you are so fucking right lad cause everything gos wrong
Panic Machanic I just like to imagine rimmy going into a gas station for a candy bar and someone takes him hostage because literally nothing goes right for him
“timmy”
i thought that was Kenneth?
Timmy
"I thought about making Australia, clearly this is an archipelago" You could say it's a Gulag archipelago
Where you'd spent Two Centuries Together...
**Communism intensifies**
My thoughs exactly.
Rimmy *Goes insane with logging in Prison Architect*
Spiff: "Am i a joke to you?"
You’re the perfect architect for Pyongyang
"Were gonna be a contraband free prison"
"THAT PRISONER HAS AN ASSAULT RIFLE"
1:55 it's upside down Australia
8:08 I called it
Am I missing something here? I thought Australia was already a prison
Uh oh wrong era, i think the time machine broke
Rimmy's running for office.
He will make Australia a prison again.
Bold of you to assume there is an Australia
James Hill
Hey now, this ain’t Denmark.
@@keladwynsolkas What's a Denmark? Some sort of currency?
*Rimmy:* "That man's name is 'Sexton'..."
My brain: "Wait- *NO-* "
Also my brain: *"SEXTON HAIL"* 🇦🇺
How I know I'm a American, I somehow read assault rifle in your comment.
big gamer moment
First comment I saw when he said "prisoner with an assault rifle"
i like that at one point every prisoner had a phone and then theres just this one guy with 3 lol
Brown prisoner.
From a gang with an eagle, cross and a pair of lightning bolts as the emblem.
*[mariachi band playing 'Erika']*
Great Britain colonizing Australia "Colorized".
Me initially: that doesnt look like Australia
Me after it gets set on fire: now I see it
7:21 they arrested someone of the unification wars. The Emperor ain’t going to be happy with that
The real prison was the friends we made along the way.
aaaah, yes the elite squad with assault rifles decided that going to melee range against prisioners with knives is a better idea than staying far and shooting the riot
Australia and mini Australia to the side.... Rimmy, One day we Kiwis are gonna get ya for the Pavlova
“There’s a prisoner with an assault rifle” sums up the mid west of the US pretty well
"There's a prisoner with an assault rifle"
I thought you were building Australia not America.
No, no. In America, it’s not a prisoner with the gun. It’s never just one...
"Snipin's a good job, mate"
Rimmy after buying more space: Wait, it’s all water
The game: Always has been
First Aussie: "It's all just water"
Second Aussie: "It always has been"
oi father, how did australia get created?
see, it all started with me old mate beck
Rimmy there's a typo in your title, Australia's already a prison mate.
Prisoners: y'know, maybe we aren't in a prison anymore
PA System: just a reminder, you are in a prison
Well, this went south real quick. Some say it was there all along.
All Rimmy needed to do to keep the prisoners under control was just place a few emu's and things would be settled there
Oh rimmy you've found your people
"I think they call that Papua New Guinea"
*glares at Rimmy*
Im slowly starting to thing Rimmys a Heretic,but we shall see.
Long live the Emperor
Why can I just imagine a cook with a massive 10 leter sauce pot just FRESHLY COOKED AND BOILING have to stop at the stepping stones takes several breath and then begin to skip across humming stepping time
Don't need a classroom to teach cooking rimmy, just need a big enough kitchen
Rimmy you forgot metal detectors in the kitchen.
And the Sniper tower outside the dorms.
That way: Any prisioner making a break for it to escape your guards is tranqualised on the spot!
Oh and you forgot to make no cell block hold more than 8 prisioners before they have to step outside to face the snipers. You can fill the big empty gaps in the back between cell rows with Forestry and wood workshops :D (the workshops are accessed by walking through the kitchen, that way tools and cutlery are contained and kept away from the Shower Room and Library.)
Giving a huge insight when you play escape mode... always find a screw driver. That is the god of weapons
So from what I gather in this video don’t let Rimmy make a prison because everyone will die and the prisoners will be armed.
Rimmy isn't turning Australia into a prison, he's simply bringing it back to the good old days.
Rimmy: Talks a bought how it looks like Australia. Me: Sees forest in the top right corner (bottom left). Also Me: Confused noses
Funny how they made of having "too many sniper towers" in the Door Monster video.
Clearly, they have never had to deal with the legendary Beck!!!
you found 38 cellphones in a prison with only 36 inmates XD I just imagine everyone has one and they are all planning an escape on messenger
*Clicks on new videos*
Timmy: THERE'S A PRISONER WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE.
Me: *sips Yorkshire tea* Today's video is going to be wonderful.
little did rimmy know was that he was making a new site for the SCP foundation that is based on just getting more D-class only for them to rebel yet chaos insurgency never came
Lads, he made the upside-down joke, we can all go home.
This needed spiff.
I remember Rimmy making a reference to a Door Monster video awhile back (don’t remember when or what it was), and today I was watching their new upload and thought I was having a stroke when the foreman called.
Watched this video, then saw the doormonster video. And here I am again. Well played.
Paradox and Yogscast should just marry already with how much yogs play paradox games.
You can literally build a Gulag Archipelago. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn would (not) be pleased.
Rimmy please make more of this.
I just now realized the door monster skit is literally just stating what rimmy did
"There's a prisoner with an assault rifle" Australia sumed up pretty much
I love how this video started with "theres a prisoner with an assault rifle!"
wait they have a Lunar Plot?
YOU CAN MAKE A SPACE PRISON?!?!
I loved your acting in the Doormonster video.
Hey rimmy, just a tip, the reason your prison is so violent is that you didn't attend to the prisoners' needs and they got mad.
Shaping the world into australia in creative mode
I feel like Rimmy would Like the Creeper World Series of Games. He does play quite a few of these strategic games, and the vibe the game has is quite enjoyable.
'Mad Beck - Prison Fury'
Miss Parker must 've smuggled these phones so raid shadow legends could post that they are so good that prisoners smuggle them and post a new code named showers that will give a limited character called prisoner that will have bonus dmg boost when enemies have fallen unconscious
what he expect:
australia
what he made:
Japanese POW camp
Oh No.
OH NO.
What have you done Rimmy!? What have you done!?
Ah yes, turning it into something it already is. Now it's even more of a prison. You can't go past the emu and croc guards
btw good job on geting 2 vids out in under a week you normally post like 1 every 3 days but good job on getting 2 in a row.
Achievement Earned:
*Door Monster Downunder*
That helped make my day hearing ya in that video.
Proper title: *Making a prison a prison in prison architect*
*that man's name is Sexton*
Tf2 crew: *hehe, I'm in danger*
An actual gulag archipelago. The soviets would be proud.
"You're going for a swimmy" says rimmy
Look, if a prisoner or two decides they can swim to China from Australia, I say we let 'em. If they make it, they deserve freedom.
There was more stolen cell phones than prisoners.
when you mentioned pavlova i was just like ah yes pure sugar my favourite.
All you need now is some British Colonis- I mean prison wardens.
There's something beautiful about the fact that the only original creation of Australian cuisine is named after a russian ballerine
You wanted Australia, ya got Ned Kelly.
What's with you and lumber?
Yes I saw the Door Monster video, so I was just waiting to see if you mentioned trees... lol
I missed the notification for this series, but luckily door monster let me know I missed it.
"Making Australia a Prison"
But that implies that Australia isn't already a prison.
The price of aviation fuel crashing is because oil prices were crashing for a while
Odds are the prison is so secure is cause of those gigantic spiders and emus
For those in the comments who don't get all these jokes, Australia was founded by the British as a prison colony, which makes sense when you realize Australia is Earth's very own miniature death world
Good job in the door monster video
Water on power plants = fire. More power upgrades means exploding power station. Fun way to loss your prison i must say.
This needs Rovers for any aquatic escapees
Good Australia joke. Had to like.
0:03 I’m glad you agree.
0:02
Hmmm
Feels like Stan and god would want a hard reboot on that one
Damn you, Beck Slatter! DAMN YOU
whelp, looked up Pavlova; now I know what im making a *metric ton* of for my 2 weeks of vacation starting july.
Woah reminds me of the Aussie "detainment camps" on the Nauru.
9:16 Kiwis: Should've put in a book sooner then.
Ah yes, making Australia great again.
The prison which is down under.
this reminds me, rimmy should play Frostpunk
New Animal Crossing DLC looks amazing!
Rimmy: “Make Australia great again!”