Job Interview: Smart And Direct.

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  • @Ladyday83
    @Ladyday83 Год назад +24549

    “I’ve always been passionate about not starving to death.”
    Facts bro

    • @MarvelAndDc100
      @MarvelAndDc100 Год назад +95

      So underrated 😂

    • @moonflake9967
      @moonflake9967 Год назад +57

      Same lol 🤣

    • @rubberballoonlover5471
      @rubberballoonlover5471 Год назад +126

      I mean, what the hell do they even expect us to say?!

    • @dwcanhUwu
      @dwcanhUwu Год назад +25

      I think the phrase is insinuating that he had been rejected so many times before.

    • @przemysawb7945
      @przemysawb7945 Год назад +23

      @@rubberballoonlover5471 Well would you rather hire a person actually passionate about the job you're expecting from them (or at least capable of pretending they are), or one who basically tells you point blank that they're only here because they need to be doing *something* and are going to be putting absolute minimum effort into any task given? Honestly I'm always puzzled about why people find this sort of questions during job interview to be stupid or pointless when there's a fairly obvious and understandable intent behind them.

  • @rithwikdabbiru7120
    @rithwikdabbiru7120 Год назад +11

    Strength : Confidence
    Weakness : overconfidence

  • @SimonIsVeryHandsome
    @SimonIsVeryHandsome Год назад +4

    “Those pretty blue eyes of yours”
    Him thinking that the applicant is hallucinating because the employer has gay eyes

  • @yahyayazgi
    @yahyayazgi Год назад +3

    Yeah that is a good *Point*

  • @crazygamer2540
    @crazygamer2540 Год назад +1

    The fact that I'm gonna ruin the comments from 911 to 912 🗿🗿

  • @FolakeOttun-z8y
    @FolakeOttun-z8y 11 месяцев назад

    Ryan: honey make me dinner i got a job

  • @AdeleSchroeder
    @AdeleSchroeder 10 месяцев назад

    “Why should we hire you” “because you’re hiring….. DUH!

  • @imanbikai2392
    @imanbikai2392 Год назад

    I have a job Interview tomorrow, I'm going to do that

  • @minimum_cinnamon3434
    @minimum_cinnamon3434 8 месяцев назад

    I used it once
    It worked !
    Nah I'm lying

  • @KingCreeper562
    @KingCreeper562 11 месяцев назад

    “I know”

  • @RedRavenDoesMusic
    @RedRavenDoesMusic Год назад +5215

    bro went from hungry to flirty to hired

  • @stegpeng
    @stegpeng Год назад +11642

    "those pretty blue eyes of yours"
    *opens eyes wide eyed to show the brown color in his eyes*

    • @randomname8652
      @randomname8652 11 месяцев назад +73

      You don't get it do you

    • @BrandoBurbi
      @BrandoBurbi 11 месяцев назад +119

      @@randomname8652what is there something wrong? Is it a joke?

    • @randomname8652
      @randomname8652 11 месяцев назад

      @@BrandoBurbi he is clearly referencing a quote dumbass

    • @NeoETM
      @NeoETM 11 месяцев назад +56

      ​@randomname8652 don't get what bro💀

    • @randomname8652
      @randomname8652 11 месяцев назад +34

      @@NeoETM it's a quote, you don't get it either

  • @Kio_is_a_little_silly
    @Kio_is_a_little_silly Год назад +5531

    “Describe yourself in one word.”
    “Hired.”

    • @joelcortes6040
      @joelcortes6040 10 месяцев назад +51

      Write that one down 😂

    • @AdeleSchroeder
      @AdeleSchroeder 10 месяцев назад +14

      Lol

    • @My-cute-baby-sister
      @My-cute-baby-sister 10 месяцев назад +25

      Wise choice of words... or shall I say word😅

    • @spideysam5473
      @spideysam5473 8 месяцев назад +11

      Well change H to F that suits better 😂😂😂😂

    • @brahmbandyopadhyay
      @brahmbandyopadhyay 7 месяцев назад +9

      "Then why are you coming to me if you are already hired?"

  • @IINYXLLII
    @IINYXLLII 11 месяцев назад +226

    “I’ve always been passionate about not staving to death”
    Same bro

  • @bornokabbo4115
    @bornokabbo4115 Год назад +34512

    Them: Are u single?
    Him: no I'm hungry

  • @itachi_whis07
    @itachi_whis07 Год назад +8392

    "I Excel at it" and "Word" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PirateKingLuffeh
    @PirateKingLuffeh Год назад +4139

    "Because You're Hiring, Duh" Men Give Him The Job

    • @patnieto4769
      @patnieto4769 Год назад +4

      Fr

    • @alesiabalan9311
      @alesiabalan9311 Год назад +5

      I mean, he did got the job

    • @namitabisht7344
      @namitabisht7344 Год назад +6

      If its someone like elon musk as the ceo he would definetly hire him

    • @Itsgyro
      @Itsgyro Год назад +2

      @@namitabisht7344 lol. It’s Elon. I’m sure he WOULDN’T hire someone like that.

    • @gwiazdapolarna_
      @gwiazdapolarna_ Год назад +4

      I used that at kfc and they didn't hire me 😂

  • @_Not_Chicken_
    @_Not_Chicken_ Год назад +346

    The smirk when he said "hired" and how casual he was when he said "I know" 😂😂😂😂

  • @anamericancelt6534
    @anamericancelt6534 Год назад +19245

    "Describe yourself with one word."
    Hired.
    I'm using that one.

    • @kirisuma2186
      @kirisuma2186 Год назад +135

      same....

    • @mousesupremacy5556
      @mousesupremacy5556 Год назад +197

      Good luck 👍

    • @mercuryw
      @mercuryw Год назад +85

      It's a good one.

    • @EezoTheChezo
      @EezoTheChezo Год назад +304

      Then you get denied because life is not a RUclips short

    • @hyekat
      @hyekat Год назад +328

      ​@@EezoTheChezo You must be real fun at parties, huh?

  • @ppilihplul
    @ppilihplul Год назад +7422

    "Hi, what is your name?"
    "My name is hired!"
    Wait, you're hired?"
    "Thanks!"

  • @nicholascedrictamayo7556
    @nicholascedrictamayo7556 Год назад +7587

    "Why should we hire you?" :
    "Cause your hiring duh" the most wise answer in all interviews you won't get fired 👁️👃👁️

    • @patnieto4769
      @patnieto4769 Год назад +8

      Lol

    • @gabrielbarros493
      @gabrielbarros493 Год назад +183

      "You can't get fired, if you haven't even been hired"
      Words from a wise man, also known as me

    • @YuvrajSingh-ws7yd
      @YuvrajSingh-ws7yd Год назад +35

      I mean the question really is that why should we hire specifically "you" and not someone else 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @nicholascedrictamayo7556
      @nicholascedrictamayo7556 Год назад +7

      @@gabrielbarros493 lol

    • @JustARandomGuyWanderingInYt.
      @JustARandomGuyWanderingInYt. Год назад +4

      ​@@gabrielbarros493 we all know howieeazy made that line right?💀stop pretending like you made it dawg

  • @AnthonyIskander
    @AnthonyIskander Год назад +69

    This is the pure definition of “Think smarter, not harder”

  • @a.shsjo09si
    @a.shsjo09si 9 месяцев назад +36

    "You got the job"
    He "I know"
    Perfect example of being confident.

  • @vvkngzz--
    @vvkngzz-- Год назад +835

    he has more chemistry with himself than i will ever have T^T

  • @mercyaddurwar8564
    @mercyaddurwar8564 Год назад +832

    I wish every interview was this honest!😂😂😂

  • @xXGrey_SkullXx
    @xXGrey_SkullXx Год назад +21655

    Him: those pretty blue eyes of yours
    The guy with brown eyes: 👁️👄👁️
    R.I.P my notifications lol-

  • @astralicxindy
    @astralicxindy Год назад +39

    "Whats your weakness?"
    Those pretty blue eyes of yours
    🤣

  • @aiyazahsan9937
    @aiyazahsan9937 Год назад +61

    I need this level of Confidence!

  • @wallacechan-qi4un
    @wallacechan-qi4un Год назад +753

    “Well I’ve always been passionate about NOT STARVING TO DEATH” 😂

    • @Catomaster69
      @Catomaster69 11 месяцев назад +3

      What is wrong with staring to deatg

    • @Catomaster69
      @Catomaster69 11 месяцев назад +4

      Like you are just staring at it

    • @AdeleSchroeder
      @AdeleSchroeder 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lololololololol

    • @lingyu9126
      @lingyu9126 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Catomaster69 go learn some English bro 😂

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 4 месяца назад

      so am I :0 its crazy!

  • @Yo_localBATMAN
    @Yo_localBATMAN Год назад +2354

    Work smarter not harder
    The nerd of the class:😢😢

    • @Murphy_Law3143
      @Murphy_Law3143 Год назад +52

      That nerd is my best friend, can confirm he works smarter. Does his two pages of homework on the bus and gets a better grade than me.

    • @seqw0044
      @seqw0044 Год назад +14

      ​@@Murphy_Law3143 so he is not a nerd

    • @Murphy_Law3143
      @Murphy_Law3143 Год назад +23

      @@seqw0044 indeed he is, he nerds out about how best to cheese school.

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins Год назад +5

      Yeah, you're talking like this will work in a real interview. You gotta different from reel and real people. Besides Imma nerd and I don't work that hard to get good grades it's quite easy honestly.

    • @Murphy_Law3143
      @Murphy_Law3143 Год назад +4

      @evils.eweits I get A's without trying too so don't say I'm jealous. Look up what "nerd" means because it undersells your argument.

  • @xn0t_hanna
    @xn0t_hanna Год назад +2916

    "describe yourself in one word"
    "Hired"
    Edit 1: Ty for 1k likes!
    Edit 2 : MoM iM fAmOuS!!

    • @I-am-that-guy
      @I-am-that-guy Год назад +34

      I wonder if that would actually work 🤔

    • @WilliamWizer
      @WilliamWizer Год назад +35

      @@I-am-that-guy it can work. it's extremely rare, but it can work.

    • @I-am-that-guy
      @I-am-that-guy Год назад +23

      @@WilliamWizer Oh that's cool even if it's really rare, it must be cool if you're hired only by describing yourself like that😅

    • @WilliamWizer
      @WilliamWizer Год назад +17

      @@I-am-that-guy the trick is to find a work place that requires you to have that kind of talent.
      I once knew a guy that got hired because on the question "where do you see yourself in five years?" he answered "working as your replacement"
      not everybody can give that kind of answer with a poker face.

    • @AryanKohli-hkscx
      @AryanKohli-hkscx Год назад +7

      How wow looks like we watched the same video...

  • @jefflargo4422
    @jefflargo4422 10 месяцев назад +20

    " How do you see yourself in the future? "
    "In your position"

  • @hebaalajram5320
    @hebaalajram5320 Год назад +65

    “ ok why should we hire you “
    “ because you’re hiring duhh”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChefMarkyMarkz
    @ChefMarkyMarkz Год назад +32

    I used that hired line on my second job. Chef laughed and said alright munchkin. Let's see for how long. Stayed for 3 years at that job.

  • @nisajaradeesen2771
    @nisajaradeesen2771 Год назад +87

    That one guy that actually use this in real life.....
    "A minute of silence for that guy"

    • @Mupyeong
      @Mupyeong Год назад +4

      Honestly don't know why. I don't know why companies expect in this economy. I want to not starve thank you very much I will work overtime if you give me a bit of extra cash and I will only call in sick if I absolutely have to. Just give me money man. It's not rocket science.
      Meanwhile Job Interviews be like Mother Goose: "Yes Sir, I am absolutely LOVING this company I would appreciate if I could sell my soul up front for your benefit! Heck, I'd sell my mother and first born - no both of my children! You need my kidney, too?"

  • @Slimeball21_4
    @Slimeball21_4 Год назад +6

    “Those pretty blue eyes”
    HIS EYES ARE BROWN

  • @forevertya2149
    @forevertya2149 Год назад +20

    If only I were this confident during a job interview. Dude passed with flying colors without even trying

  • @mercce6750
    @mercce6750 Год назад +29

    Bruh just rizzed his way into a job. 💀💀

  • @petertoth3477
    @petertoth3477 Год назад +31

    "What are your weaknesses?"
    "I'm colorblind."

  • @dondadda3739
    @dondadda3739 Год назад +174

    When your applying at your family's company and your boyfriend is the person interviewing you lol

    • @reaver_7
      @reaver_7 Год назад +6

      hang on-

    • @YN-re4rl
      @YN-re4rl Год назад +5

      Imagine if it was his brother - ThEre wAs A chAoS

    • @KatrinaJoseph
      @KatrinaJoseph 9 месяцев назад +3

      I think everyone misunderstood his flirty reply. Interviewer asked him about his weakness and he replied "those pretty blue eyes of urs," meaning that just as the interviewer didn't have any blue eyes, he too didn't have any weaknesses to be pointed out.

  • @charlesmao7743
    @charlesmao7743 Год назад +10

    If I were the CEO I'll make sure to put this guy as a manager😂😂😂. That "not starving to death" would mean he wouldn't want to go back to the dump

  • @ceriseharrison
    @ceriseharrison 5 месяцев назад +4

    “What do you have planned for the future?”
    “Lunch.”
    Same bro 😂

  • @Gimdxtr
    @Gimdxtr Год назад +211

    I would hire him.

  • @raulbombastic2423
    @raulbombastic2423 Год назад +93

    These people are the best(happy new year!)

  • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
    @lukethegoldenminecart1297 Год назад +42

    never doubt a man who can be confident and use short answers at the same time

  • @nikkimabanlongeval601
    @nikkimabanlongeval601 Год назад +6

    The microsoft pun is just on point. I love it!

  • @MrTStat
    @MrTStat Год назад +8

    I told my current boss in the interview
    You're hiring and I need money
    He respected that

  • @magnetixmakesskits
    @magnetixmakesskits Год назад +220

    Me at my job interviews be like:

    • @WxnBum
      @WxnBum Год назад +1

      ​@OldMan just to get rejected

  • @thinkup2468
    @thinkup2468 Год назад +20

    "..I've always been passionate about not starving to death" I chocked on my saliva for a sec💀

  • @NotAce2010
    @NotAce2010 Год назад +86

    “Those pretty blue eyes of urs 🫦”
    His eyes: 🟤🫦🟤

  • @anthonysookarry5866
    @anthonysookarry5866 Год назад +10

    He got the job for a stand up comedian.

  • @hassanshahzad5048
    @hassanshahzad5048 Год назад +30

    Only if I had this level of confidence

  • @pancakw
    @pancakw Год назад +25

    I did this at an interview and it actually worked! thanks!

  • @brendonhager3592
    @brendonhager3592 Год назад +24

    “Decribe yourself in one word” “hired” he just hired himself

  • @unknownthecat
    @unknownthecat Год назад +4

    "hired"
    "can he do that"
    "yes"
    "ok youre correct"

  • @adamxdprod7885
    @adamxdprod7885 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Describe yourself with one word."
    Hired.
    I'm definitely gonna steal that

  • @Sam_anime_lover_girl
    @Sam_anime_lover_girl 6 месяцев назад +4

    Congratulations youre hired
    Him : *whaching on phone *, i know
    Got me rolling on the floor😂😂

  • @RheinJT
    @RheinJT Год назад +31

    I have a job interview tomorrow and I'm taking notes.🗿

    • @finvaly
      @finvaly Год назад +1

      Did you get the job?

    • @ashender823
      @ashender823 Год назад

      tell me how that goes

    • @Itsgyro
      @Itsgyro Год назад

      Dude, I bet my left nut you’ll have a hard time👀

    • @XvAstarisk
      @XvAstarisk Год назад +1

      Any updates?

    • @premnath2333
      @premnath2333 Год назад +1

      I think he starved to death

  • @austingibson9291
    @austingibson9291 Год назад +5

    This is perfection. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harisinghchouhan1138
    @harisinghchouhan1138 8 месяцев назад +3

    "What are ur weakness?"
    "Those pretty blue eyes of urs"
    HIM LITERAL HAVIN BROWN EYES😂

  • @ILikeBabys-qf7lq
    @ILikeBabys-qf7lq 3 месяца назад +3

    I did this at my job interview yesterday…
    I got the fricking job!

  • @Zer0ne-Infinite
    @Zer0ne-Infinite Год назад +5

    I mean if he has good references and work ethic. He seems like a fun coworker that could really lift the mood of the entire company

  • @Ultramewing_nugget
    @Ultramewing_nugget Год назад +41

    This guy needs an Oscar

  • @_AstaLily
    @_AstaLily Год назад +7

    Bro has a great Outlook on life 💀

  • @sigmaisconfused
    @sigmaisconfused Год назад +5

    bro broke the entire worlds job system with 1 word 😂

  • @AvgSkwirrelGaming
    @AvgSkwirrelGaming Год назад +3

    “because your hiring” LOLOLOOLOPLLOLLPOLLOLO😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thatallaroundfarmgirl
    @thatallaroundfarmgirl Год назад +9

    Why haven't I run across this sooner??? Totally using some of this in my next interview...

  • @thawanimation1805
    @thawanimation1805 Год назад +13

    I am going to try this at my first job interview

  • @Zen4204
    @Zen4204 11 месяцев назад +2

    Interviewer:"what have u done in the past 2 years?"
    Me:*holding back my urge to say "ur mom"*

  • @gabrielbarros493
    @gabrielbarros493 Год назад +5

    How to get hired at McDonald's:

    • @jacobfox666
      @jacobfox666 Год назад

      Cry about it you probably work at Wendy’s

  • @burnttoastman1859
    @burnttoastman1859 Год назад +15

    Happy new year

  • @BlackMothraa
    @BlackMothraa Год назад +24

    he's buff!!!!!!!

  • @CabbagepuIt
    @CabbagepuIt 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh thank goodness all the other people were blabbering about how good the comp and was and how much they can bring to the table we need someone like you he is more straightforward

  • @zero00044
    @zero00044 Месяц назад +2

    If I were decide to give up running my own business, I definitely want to try this at an interview someday lol

  • @magicmonkeyman
    @magicmonkeyman Год назад +4

    describe yourself in 1 word. I'm using that from now on

  • @eniboybamby
    @eniboybamby Год назад +5

    "Describe your self in one word"
    "Dead"
    *dies immediately*

  • @disguised_spidey7911
    @disguised_spidey7911 6 месяцев назад +2

    Got an interview at Google headquarters in an hour, thanks for the tips!

  • @Veronica.A.
    @Veronica.A. 10 месяцев назад +2

    The awkwardness of the "girl" when he complimented her eyes.

  • @vibhasingh3788
    @vibhasingh3788 Год назад +1

    “Those pretty blue eyes of urs.” Killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @annaduenwald9649
    @annaduenwald9649 Год назад +1

    😂😂 I laughed hysterically at those puns.

  • @Meja-l8p
    @Meja-l8p 8 месяцев назад +2

    ”Why should we hire you?”
    Me: ”I Want to eat.”

  • @delish9637
    @delish9637 11 месяцев назад +2

    The legit definition of working smarter not harder 😂

  • @AnAverageDudeOnTheInternet
    @AnAverageDudeOnTheInternet 10 месяцев назад +2

    ok guys pls don't try it i speak from experiance

  • @sandy_gamer2609
    @sandy_gamer2609 11 месяцев назад +2

    "was that a Microsoft pun?"
    That had me😂

  • @jsha222
    @jsha222 Год назад +1

    So not only does he fall in love easily, but he's colorblind ?!?!?

  • @deoxi3207
    @deoxi3207 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Ive always been passionate-"
    "BORING get the fuck out"
    "You didnt let me fi-"
    Get. The. Fuck. Out.

  • @AmberMajor-fu6pl
    @AmberMajor-fu6pl 4 месяца назад +1

    "Describe yourself in one word" "hired" "WHAT THE!" Got me😂

  • @Abhycool013
    @Abhycool013 5 месяцев назад +1

    What have you planned for the future: lunch
    NO LONG TURM: Dinner
    No longer!! : tomorrow morning's breakfast 😂

  • @leerynek
    @leerynek 2 месяца назад +1

    -What are your weaknesses?
    -Those pretty blue eyes of yours... And im colorblind. 🙃

  • @ricardscelms8374
    @ricardscelms8374 Год назад +1

    What if job interviews would be honest about "job offering hireing people" 😅😅😅

  • @amywest4232
    @amywest4232 2 месяца назад +1

    “Those pretty blue eye’s”
    I have pretty blue eyes……. UNTIL I GOT THIS STUPID RED SPOT IN MY EYE… please help I have an infection in my eyeeeerr

  • @affrins8173
    @affrins8173 Год назад +1

    Why should we hire you?
    Cuz your hiring, DUH.... I wanna quote that fr

  • @spritis
    @spritis Год назад +1

    "Those pretty blue eyes of yours"
    Bro was flabbergasted, and flummoxed

  • @Maverick_Save-Me-Later
    @Maverick_Save-Me-Later 4 месяца назад +1

    Now I'm genuinely curious if someone like this would actually get hired

  • @doppio447
    @doppio447 Год назад +1

    Them: why would we hire you?
    Me after watching the video: because you're hiring.
    Them: get out

  • @Walker_96365
    @Walker_96365 Год назад +1

    “Those pretty blue eyes”
    I think his greatest weakness might be colorblindness.

  • @adeyemitioluwani1169
    @adeyemitioluwani1169 4 месяца назад +1

    The HR's worst nightmare: "Those big blue eyes of yours"😂

  • @BronzadaFG
    @BronzadaFG 3 дня назад +1

    That CEO is definitely ELON MUSK

  • @ryanmiller532
    @ryanmiller532 Год назад +1

    I swear everyone of this guy's vids there are people who repost it and play GTA 5 in the background.

  • @ameliamae9227
    @ameliamae9227 Год назад +1

    Man had I'd known I could literally say everything he said I wouldn't of had to return to my previous job when after they fired me, hired someone else and he made a huge mess because he had NO EXPERIENCE, and then they fired him and asked me to come back......wish I could have turned it down, but I'm pretty passionate about not being homeless and eating out of a trashcan!!!! Oh well im still looking for work so I know what my answers will be to these exact questions!!!!