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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024

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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell 2 года назад +2096

    Roger is my favorite working actor at this point, and it's not even close.

    • @XER0GRAVITY
      @XER0GRAVITY 2 года назад +26

      couldn't agree more

    • @gaviathin
      @gaviathin 2 года назад +18

      Hey! A youtuber in the comments!

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris 2 года назад +14

      Put him in your film

    • @Reezy596
      @Reezy596 2 года назад +6

      He's soooo good

    • @drose6437
      @drose6437 2 года назад +4

      wait, what the fuck are you doing here?

  • @GeneralChangFromDanang
    @GeneralChangFromDanang Год назад +318

    Netflix: "Don't look at the reviews. In fact, we'll just remove them altogether so you don't know what kind of crap you're going to waste your time on."

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Год назад +13

      100% it started when that Jewish girl who wasn't funny had a special'

    • @geigertec5921
      @geigertec5921 Год назад +2

      An Frank?

    • @GeneralChangFromDanang
      @GeneralChangFromDanang Год назад +5

      @@geigertec5921 Sarah Silverman

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Год назад +5

      @@GeneralChangFromDanang isn’t it ironic those peoples names, always have gold, silver and green in their name?

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 Год назад +4

      @@playdiscgolf1546 I don't think you know what 'ironic' means.

  • @MargaritaOnTheRox
    @MargaritaOnTheRox 2 года назад +1252

    I love that Roger losing it is its own time stamp. If I ever want to listen to Roger cursing, it's right there within easy reach.

    • @Nope_handlesaretrash
      @Nope_handlesaretrash 2 года назад +45

      It's also the only one besides the start lol

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +198

      It's all that matters

    • @philliptraum2788
      @philliptraum2788 2 года назад +39

      @@cracked It’s the content that the internet wants, even!

    • @Tank5066
      @Tank5066 2 года назад +10

      @@cracked Knowing this exists just made my day

    • @davidhibbs3396
      @davidhibbs3396 2 года назад +8

      and the team can't help but laugh. fantastic!

  • @TheJaraVerse
    @TheJaraVerse Год назад +265

    "Maybe we can just like have a conversation."
    "Whoa! Let's not do something you'll regret."
    I can always count on Roger to keep me on the right track.

    • @DemystifyPharma
      @DemystifyPharma Год назад +6

      Haha, that one-liner was golden!

    • @heathered105
      @heathered105 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LadyRenira
    @LadyRenira 2 года назад +729

    This is definitely the content the Internet wants. Thanks for providing. 😆

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +75

      You bet!

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 года назад +18

      tbh, they almost killed the channel when roger disappeared for a couple of months

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +70

      @@NerdyCatCoffeeee He disappeared for over three years, dude. Everybody got fired. We were on hiatus for a long time.

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 2 года назад

      Rumor has it condom size always is sold as XL not sure if true, am XXL so....

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 2 года назад +3

      @@cracked Jokes on you if this is a coma guy and no one wants to break the illusion.

  • @SirAthiro
    @SirAthiro 2 года назад +601

    I love Roger's meltdown at the end. 😂

    • @jackatkinson3682
      @jackatkinson3682 2 года назад

      #ThisUsHortonTurfMotherfkr 😅😅😅😅

    • @verbbot99
      @verbbot99 Год назад +4

      Jordan tries to hide his face but you can see in his eyes that he's breaking🤣

    • @nerdlife8122
      @nerdlife8122 Год назад +1

      Been better if they said there is always bit torrent

  • @MrBrewman95
    @MrBrewman95 2 года назад +246

    I remember when competitors to Netflix were being announced and launching in 2017. Everyone was excited about and I was like, "This is terrible! Now we will have to go to multiple services to get the same enjoyment that we get on just one. They will all pull their properties and make the quality worse and more expensive." Sad that is exactly what happened. I just alternate between any one of them for a month when the shows and movies I want all drop and then cancel.

    • @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy
      @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy 2 года назад +14

      The internet has made competition more expensive then monopolies for the consumer in some industries.
      Let's nationalize streaming

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 2 года назад +9

      @@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy It is more the lack of competition. Every production company has to have their own streaming service for exclusives instead of licensing them out to multiple streaming services and forcing them to compete with quality of service.

    • @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy
      @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy 2 года назад +3

      @@nobodyimportant2470 there are too many production companies competing so they should outsource the competition to other companies instead because that will increase competition?
      i

    • @craigrobbins2463
      @craigrobbins2463 2 года назад +3

      Monopoly bad, dumb dumb.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 2 года назад +16

      @@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy My point is that everyone having their own streaming service for their exclusive content doesn't encourage you to pick 1 over another but instead to subscribe to all of them. This drives people to pirate as the cost of subscribing to so many services for 1-2 shows each adds up fast.
      If Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ all had the exact same shows then they would be forced to compete by under cutting each other or offering better services.

  • @williamramos3350
    @williamramos3350 Год назад +162

    I truly understand the part about watching a great series and then it gets cancelled. I just get a free movie from the library and call it a day.

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 Год назад +7

      The first one that got me was Santa Clarita Diet, cancelled despite everybody loving it. Then Netflix did it again with Inside Job. Amazon's The Expanse was cancelled TWICE, fans never getting a satisfying finale.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Год назад

      ​@cautiouslycynical9786 Expanse only got rescued because Jeff fricking Bezos wanted to see how it ended. That's what it took.

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 Год назад +1

      ​@@cautiouslycynical9786The Expanse 😢 maybe hope for more seasons One day covering all things that happened in the remaining books

    • @kandicomarawski1171
      @kandicomarawski1171 Год назад

      And the indie shows w great tits to make up for substance so much boob I think I’ve seen more boob on Netflix then the hub

    • @Eowyn_Thranduil
      @Eowyn_Thranduil 3 месяца назад

      There's always fan fiction :)​@@cautiouslycynical9786

  • @gailjoe7217
    @gailjoe7217 2 года назад +190

    The ending parts with the blankets being added and Roger losing it was hilarious

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 2 года назад +7

      The look on Jordan's face as the blanket comes down was priceless.

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 Год назад +253

    The fact that you need to pay for so many different streaming services to watch all the shows you want to see is the best argument for piracy.

    • @IchiroSakamoto
      @IchiroSakamoto Год назад +21

      Or just don't watch and do real-world activities, I find life more enjoyable after I stopped binge watching shows. The plots are all same so once you seen enough you basically predict them all. They no longer get me 'hooked' and I've no sense of fulfillment after finishing a series.

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 Год назад +5

      @@IchiroSakamoto Ok boomer

    • @hypnoz7871
      @hypnoz7871 Год назад +30

      @@TheLobsterCopter5000 He's maybe a boomer. But he's speaking facts.
      95% of streaming shows are just the same garbage once you seen enough.

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 Год назад +3

      @@hypnoz7871 Yep, just what a boomer would say

    • @OzzlyOsborne
      @OzzlyOsborne Год назад +22

      ​@@TheLobsterCopter5000almost like people with more experience know things lol

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 2 года назад +106

    “Vampire House Hunters” - wait, is this a show for people looking to buy a vampire house, or a show about vampires looking to buy a regular house? Eh, either way I’m in for at least the first 5 episodes.

    • @fennecfoxfanatic
      @fennecfoxfanatic 2 года назад +16

      The vampires having to wait outside because they were never invited in 🤣

    • @ilenastarbreeze4978
      @ilenastarbreeze4978 2 года назад +4

      @@fennecfoxfanatic na it only works when the house is owned, if its not owned by anyone or by a public thing lke the bank , then totally can enter! :P

    • @Bluebedo
      @Bluebedo 2 года назад +10

      Clearly it's a show about hunting down houses that happen to also be vampires.
      ... However that works.

    • @fennecfoxfanatic
      @fennecfoxfanatic 2 года назад +2

      @@Bluebedo landlords

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm 2 года назад +1

      That... Might actually make for a funny parody web series!

  • @loveless131
    @loveless131 2 года назад +55

    Reject modernity (streaming), embrace tradition (piracy)

    • @PhoenixPerson2048
      @PhoenixPerson2048 Год назад +4

      thepiratebay is still running, and I'd rather donate to them than pay netflix.

  • @Kihidokid
    @Kihidokid 2 года назад +427

    I think Roger is the only thing keeping this channel alive

    • @Williamfuchs420
      @Williamfuchs420 2 года назад +36

      He was the only thing for awhile there

    • @randomname7321
      @randomname7321 2 года назад +27

      Yeah for me it definitly is

    • @Drjordanbreeding
      @Drjordanbreeding 2 года назад +31

      Ah, but who keeps Roger alive?

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 2 года назад +46

      This is unacceptable Jordan slander

    • @devinbyam644
      @devinbyam644 2 года назад +21

      Jordan clearly has Roger locked in Dave's mom's basement. Try not to anger him or we may lose this treasure forever.

  • @clumsykitten0076
    @clumsykitten0076 2 года назад +284

    I swear this channel is the only thing keeping sane in this crazy ass world. Never change cracked, never change.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 11 месяцев назад

      May I interest you in some thejuicemedia?

  • @DemonicAdj
    @DemonicAdj Год назад +15

    "By day, he's a helicopter pilot. But by night, he fights crime... as a werewolf"
    -Captain Murphy, Sealab 2021

    • @bentleyvos
      @bentleyvos Год назад +3

      Sounds more interesting than most stuff on Netflix.

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig 2 года назад +106

    Roger repeatedly shouting obscenities just off-screen is _exactly_ the kinda content I subscribed for.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 2 года назад +81

    "...as well as twelve dozen 90s movies starring talking babies"
    Me: *remembers Baby Geniuses and gets war flashbacks*

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +20

      Dark days

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 2 года назад +9

      Personally, I'd be binging the "Animals Playing Human Sports Because The Rules Don't Say They Can't" category.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 2 года назад

      @@jasonblalock4429 at least Air Bud doesn’t give me PTSD by proxy

    • @sheoakgirl
      @sheoakgirl 2 года назад +5

      huh, my first thought was the "look whose talking" movies.

    • @zaphenath6756
      @zaphenath6756 2 года назад

      @@sheoakgirl Look Who's Talking 12 was pretty good

  • @aussiewanderer6304
    @aussiewanderer6304 2 года назад +49

    He forgot "let's not forget that you won't be able to talk about any of the shows you're watching with the few friends you have left because dumping entire series in one day means that you'll all be at different parts, and can't ever talk about it."

  • @AlexanderCheong
    @AlexanderCheong 2 года назад +48

    We must protect Roger at all cost.

    • @tolep
      @tolep 2 года назад +1

      How much would you pay monthly?

  • @h2ojr1
    @h2ojr1 2 года назад +21

    "I stare at my phone until I wake up the next day"
    all streaming services as a collective: WONDERFUL!

  • @FoxDemonMaster
    @FoxDemonMaster 2 года назад +63

    Now just give us a video of Roger cursing for 6 mins straight

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +39

      Oooooo I just might

    • @KarmaticBuggAdventures
      @KarmaticBuggAdventures 2 года назад +3

      Please make a short! The internet would also love that.... ❤️

    • @TacomasterStudios
      @TacomasterStudios Год назад

      @@cracked “I” because only one person works at Cracked anymore

    • @cracked
      @cracked Год назад +1

      @@TacomasterStudios Not technically true but close!

    • @mojukin3018
      @mojukin3018 11 месяцев назад

      Do it. Ill pay a dollar for that

  • @hashbrown4781
    @hashbrown4781 Год назад +56

    The endings of these kill me, I am already low on oxygen from the rest of it.. then I just suffocate in the end... please never stop killing me!

  • @pushing2throttles
    @pushing2throttles 2 года назад +16

    I'll just steal my parents password triggers the greatest meltdown... EVER! Roger, well played!

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 2 года назад

      This is so accurate tho 🤣 eapicaly when the guy said this is the content I want

  • @knvxxx
    @knvxxx 2 года назад +40

    What makes Hortflix different from other streaming services is that Roger stars in all the shows, sign me up right now

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +6

      Fair haha

  • @stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii
    @stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii 2 года назад +43

    Roger is a national treasure

  • @DemonicAdj
    @DemonicAdj Год назад +6

    At the end, Roger going off like he just got challenged to a Rock-off.

  • @BobBrewsBeer
    @BobBrewsBeer 2 года назад +41

    Roger is the hero that we don’t deserve.

  • @wolfie8012
    @wolfie8012 2 года назад +22

    I’m surprised Roger didn’t turn into a shrieking ball of lava and instantly consumed them when he said he stole his parents password.

  • @HeyTash
    @HeyTash 2 года назад +3

    “Which we’ll cancel when the creative talent asks for more money..” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 2 года назад +3

    "Maybe we should have a conversation". "Whoa-! Let's not do something you'd regret". 😆.......

  • @Lunafeir
    @Lunafeir Год назад +88

    This is why we’ve reached another golden age of piracy :)

  • @cracked
    @cracked 2 года назад +157

    As always check our sources in the description, you can buy the shirt Anna is wearing at our online store (the-cracked-dispensary.creator-spring.com/listing/new-roger-horton-tennis-chihua?product=46) and if you shoot me your email here I’ll send you some behind the scenes stuff we can’t publish on RUclips. forms.gle/A7JZTU5UR7fr7DxSA

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 2 года назад

      Where is "If Big RUclipsrs were Honest?" Oh because that would expose you.

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 2 года назад +2

      I am watching it and I am in no means peculiar or unholy so this is clearly the content the internet wants.

    • @Procrastinator57
      @Procrastinator57 2 года назад +6

      Might i suggest "If package delivery services were honest" ?

    • @simulping4371
      @simulping4371 2 года назад +1

      the solution is obviously piracy

    • @Meisha-san
      @Meisha-san 2 года назад +1

      Wow! Great writing, good delivery. This was so well done.

  • @mihirjain753
    @mihirjain753 2 года назад +166

    Roger: I'll raise monthly fee after they're hooked.
    Me: Wait what monthly ? Oh you mean laughs and roasts of mainstream companies, yeah sure man go ahead.
    But on a serious note, I have to commend the effort put into these not just by our man Roger whole cracked team, you guys rock.

  • @wingedone6512
    @wingedone6512 2 года назад +6

    The dude's face when Roger put the blanket on him was so precious xD

  • @FirstLast-di5sr
    @FirstLast-di5sr 2 года назад +6

    3:42 it's the little touches like they can't see eachother because of the pillow that makes these videos not just fantastic, but bloody brilliant! ❤

  • @blackjac5000
    @blackjac5000 2 года назад +12

    I was stuck in the gig economy when streaming services came to power, so the idea of shelling out $10/month for a subscription when I had a $400+/month individual-plan health insurance premium to make didn't fly. It also wasn't until the video rental stores started dying and selling off their inventory that you discovered just how much direct-to-video garbage was out there; now they call that stuff "streaming exclusives."

  • @Aroniyun
    @Aroniyun 2 года назад +4

    That movie about a ghost haunted by a ghost really does sound good.

  • @wandyfamilia
    @wandyfamilia Год назад +32

    😂😂😂 I'll steal the password too.

    • @jimmychavez5559
      @jimmychavez5559 Год назад +2

      U cant anymore

    • @wandyfamilia
      @wandyfamilia Год назад +3

      @@jimmychavez5559 I just noticed yesterday 😭

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul Год назад

      If you join the parent's network and your own network with a VPN, it's doable.

  • @retrogamesmadeeasy8058
    @retrogamesmadeeasy8058 2 года назад +6

    OMG, Roger losing his shit at the end should be an entire episode by itself.

  • @flpndrox
    @flpndrox 2 года назад +64

    Damn, glad I picked up my Horton's Reality Escaping Electronic Brick instead.
    But seriously, Jack Hunter is a goddamn treasure.

    • @clumsykitten0076
      @clumsykitten0076 2 года назад +3

      Oh that's Roger's real life name lol. For real though that man is on another level. Dude cracks me up every time.

    • @lawrencechesneau
      @lawrencechesneau 2 года назад +2

      Yes. Yes he is.

  • @stevechance150
    @stevechance150 Год назад +18

    If it's not as popular as Squid Game (or Stranger Things) they will cancel it after two seasons. They ONLY want another Stranger Things.

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Год назад

      So basically if all the 12-18 year olds aren’t watching, then we’re screwed.

  • @ABeardedDad
    @ABeardedDad Год назад +2

    "whoa, let's not do something you'll regret"
    Lol, that killed me.

  • @jwatts1980
    @jwatts1980 2 года назад +16

    You guys really expanded the Horton Extended Universe in this one. Can't wait for the one where Roger fights Bezos for control of the world's last dollar!

    • @KVerne009
      @KVerne009 2 года назад

      gold comment hiding in depths

  • @Gamer3427
    @Gamer3427 2 года назад +85

    Netflix in particular is rather terrible about the whole "we'll slowly edge out stuff you want to see for our 'originals'" type thing. I used Netflix briefly many years ago when they were pretty much the only streaming service, and there was an absolute ton of great shows on there. Then last year I signed up for it again to finally get around to trying a couple of shows that interested me, and I realized that the vast majority of the content they used to have had gone to other streaming services, and that most of Netflix's content these days is low quality adaptations of much better shows, low quality productions that they clearly spent as little they could on, the subbed only versions of anime that has been dubbed for years, or random Korean or Chinese dramas with no dubbing or dubbing so bad that it gives the whole industry a bad name.
    They *do* have a few good shows, but they're few and far between and you have to wade through so much junk to find them.

    • @calmbbaer
      @calmbbaer 2 года назад +12

      The fact that they're losing content isn't really their fault; the content creators and rival services finally got their crap together and started their own streaming services, and they're not garbage quality any longer. The fact that, to compensate, nearly everything they make easily visible is a Netflix exclusive IS their fault. And it makes the problem look even worse than it is. Pretty soon Netflix will be the service you get once you run out of things to watch on Amazon and Disney... IF it lasts that long.

    • @JoshuaCastillo6309
      @JoshuaCastillo6309 2 года назад +2

      Yeah it’s getting kind of annoying. Who tf cares about shows like “Virgin River” or whatever it’s called?

    • @Snooder
      @Snooder 2 года назад +7

      Join the superior subbed stans and all that anime, Chinese shows, and K-dramas suddenly turn into amazing content. Just saying.

    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 2 года назад

      Honestly why are people blaming Netflix? The people selling them their shows went behind their backs and made new deals for more money resulting in everything being piecemealed off. Netflix did the only reasonable thing it could do, make as much decent to great stuff of its own so that it wouldn't be put out of business by megacorporations with even more money than it poaching all its content in an attempt to assassinate Netflix while also taking its subscribers. It's literally the best possible move Netflix had available. Not just for them, but for subscribers. Which is more than I can say for some other changes like wanting to put ads back in. But I guess at some point if your own customers are blaming you for not having the money to outbid Disney for your shows then you gotta start swinging for the fences. Because dumbass customers actively working against their own interests by taking out their anger at losing shows on you instead of the actual companies that took them away. My personal favorites are the people who supposedly canceled their Netflix years ago but are always current on any new Netflix show or anime that is good. I'm sure some of them do actually just pirate or watch someone else's account but you just KNOW a significant % of them are still subscribed and just talking shit lol.

    • @calico9046
      @calico9046 2 года назад +8

      @@Snooder right? Sub is better than dub. Not to mention, dub is slowly becoming more PC over time including little woke phrases & references not in the original manga. It’s not just for anime either. I watched several Korean shows (Silent Sea, Hellbound, All of Us Are Dead, Squid Game) in Korean

  • @40g33k
    @40g33k 2 года назад +25

    These keep getting better.

  • @TheresaRobertsonLROL
    @TheresaRobertsonLROL 2 года назад +15

    Roger is back! I’ve miss these videos.

  • @francoisdumont8291
    @francoisdumont8291 2 года назад +16

    That ending was amazing!

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 Год назад +12

    I love how comfy he looked 😂

  • @loriki8766
    @loriki8766 Год назад +9

    IDK why streaming services don't just limit the number of devices per account that can stream at one time. Pay x amount to stream on one device at a time, pay y amount to stream on 2 devices at a time, etc... If Netflix calls me out for sharing with kids then I'm cancelling.

  • @brettschmuckler4242
    @brettschmuckler4242 2 года назад +47

    I really love how your wife is getting more screen time! does this mean your marriage (and house?) count as a write-off?

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +56

      Ha this isn’t our house, but yes I married her for tax reasons.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 2 года назад +13

      @@cracked Always the romantic, Dr. Jordan+ BreedingMAX

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 2 года назад +5

    "this is the content the internet wants" yes it is.😂👍

  • @animelife6476
    @animelife6476 2 года назад +8

    Roger is back yeah

  • @boneappletea3858
    @boneappletea3858 Год назад +62

    Me and everyone i know stopped using Netflix when they started making anyone that wasn't in the same household unable to access an account even if they'd lived there for years. It's a joke anyway.

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight Год назад +8

      Yo ho ho, matey.

    • @Cergorach
      @Cergorach Год назад +7

      Yes, and everyone of you who stopped paying for Netflix got replaced by two that do... Here, watch some Horton's for free (first month), just sign here for the 3 year dedicated subscription! Price: Your soul! ;)

    • @BenthewildchildE750
      @BenthewildchildE750 Год назад +4

      How do they know that?

  • @rosieroo538
    @rosieroo538 2 года назад +5

    I would genuinely watch a film about a ghost getting haunted by another ghost.

  • @RexTiredAF
    @RexTiredAF 2 года назад +5

    Roger saying f**k you a dozen times is exactly what I needed to kick into hogj gear this morning.
    Thanks!

  • @MossTheBoss
    @MossTheBoss 2 года назад +55

    I've never felt so attacked before. The only thing that kept me from cringing for the entire 5 minutes and 46 seconds was the 20 second Roger meltdown at the end. All is now forgiven! :D

  • @aaronk8440
    @aaronk8440 2 года назад +7

    Haha! My wife and I look just like Jordan and the lady after we finally get our daughter to sleep.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +13

      That's my actual wife, so we're just doing what we always do haha

    • @aaronk8440
      @aaronk8440 2 года назад +3

      @@cracked That is just adorable

  • @Steve_in_NJ
    @Steve_in_NJ 11 месяцев назад +2

    I just LOVE Roger's "If xxx Were Honest" series! They are spot on! Roger is terrific. Are RUclips video "actors" bound by SAG-AFTRA strikes? Roger should do a "If Union Leaders were Honest" video!

  • @loriki8766
    @loriki8766 Год назад +8

    Streaming services aren't even making 2 seasons anymore. They pump up a "great new show", get everyone hooked and then drop it. I don't even watch stuff anymore until the series concludes. If there's only a single season or it ends on a cliff hanger then I don't bother.

    • @Vly-nn2sv
      @Vly-nn2sv Год назад +3

      Shows either explode first season, and then you can expect 10 additional seasons, each worse than the previous, or it doesn't, so it'll get killed before people even have the time to create a community around it.

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef Год назад +3

    You had me at "Copter Docs."

  • @chrisbaker8533
    @chrisbaker8533 2 года назад +5

    Roger never fails to entertain.
    And that ending, A W E S O M E.
    Roger acting like an profane energizer bunny, he just keeps cursing and cursing and cursing.
    lol

  • @ThatGuy-mu2rr
    @ThatGuy-mu2rr Год назад +8

    The bloopers and outtakes are hilarious ! 😂

  • @KarmaticBuggAdventures
    @KarmaticBuggAdventures 2 года назад +20

    This IS the content the internet wants! 👏 👏 👏

  • @menkaragamble8175
    @menkaragamble8175 2 года назад +11

    3:38 kills me; both because its funny, and because its so true.

  • @dungimon1912
    @dungimon1912 Год назад +9

    Wow, I’ve found your channel recently and you’ve really made me start questioning everything lol. Thanks Roger and team!

  • @jackbenimblejack1
    @jackbenimblejack1 2 года назад +16

    yes this is the content the internet wants.... can we get a 3 hour + video of roger yelling out naughty words?

  • @jimwoodard64
    @jimwoodard64 2 года назад +8

    I love that you guys have brought back Cracked from the ether and made it funny again! Roger is likely my favorite character, but you all keep me in stiches.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +1

      Hey thanks for giving me a chance!

  • @anigodess
    @anigodess 2 года назад +59

    My family makes fun of me for buying Blu-ray and dvd because it’s a “dead format (?)” and everything’s on streaming
    Which is great cuz I love that my movie library will disappear and move onto a different service for a fee, and on a whim. I love that episodes or. Intent will be cut because some whiny c*not decided that it’s inappropriate and wrong, which is why I loved it in the first place.

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 2 года назад +7

      And that's all before how the Internet connection could suddenly conk out and you can't get to the streaming service. Seriously, years ago during a snowstorm a downed tree took out our cable...but I still had my massive personal DVD library.

    • @jasonmajere2165
      @jasonmajere2165 2 года назад +2

      Same, hate buying digital copy of anything. You’ll own nothing and love it…

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner Год назад

      If i really like a show/movie i buy a DVD. well if i intend ot watch ti more then once that is.

  • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
    @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 2 года назад +3

    Don't forget forcing you to get a VPN because your favorite shows and movies will only be available in other countries.

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 2 года назад +36

    I have a 48” television with multiple streaming apps and I watch less than one hour a week. I listen to over 8 hours a day of free audiobooks from my local public library. And I have never been happier.

    • @kiky2232
      @kiky2232 2 года назад

      Yup.watching some stupid shit after another is just waste of time.

    • @marmadukescarlet7791
      @marmadukescarlet7791 2 года назад +4

      I canceled all of them, because I hardly ever used them.

    • @cindixgaming3557
      @cindixgaming3557 2 года назад

      Are you being sarcastic or
      Serious question

    • @mattstyles2498
      @mattstyles2498 2 года назад +10

      Ur happy paying for multiple streaming apps u barely use?

    • @sunfireThu
      @sunfireThu 2 года назад

      I only have YT Premium for music streaming.
      Others I have cancelled them all.

  • @normancomeau371
    @normancomeau371 2 года назад +5

    I thought Aldous Huxley was fast with new word combinations but this brave new Rodger has zeitgeist !

  • @ashtonoak4370
    @ashtonoak4370 2 года назад +4

    If i was honest:
    Ive been living off free trials since AOL.
    I have so many email addresses youd think id house a family of 50

  • @GwG-aka-TheGoatee
    @GwG-aka-TheGoatee 2 года назад +14

    Roger is always the best part of these :D

    • @Zebra_3
      @Zebra_3 2 года назад

      a SOB...but at least he's honest.

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 2 года назад +1

    🤣Man! Love at the end when Roger didn't seem to realize that that business practice hole. That leaves his companies finance in a tighter spot.

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 2 года назад +2

    0:49 Nah, good ol’ Righty will never leave me.

  • @davidalearmonth
    @davidalearmonth 2 года назад +5

    I want to see Vampire House Hunters! Where do I sign up?

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +2

      Right here! ruclips.net/video/Y-i7cawhw8s/видео.html

  • @augustjsb
    @augustjsb 2 года назад +10

    Speaking of binge watching. You should do "stuck in the holodeck until I explain all the star trek movies"

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +6

      Somebody has suggested that haha

    • @augustjsb
      @augustjsb 2 года назад +1

      @@cracked if it was on the last one you made. It was me. 😂🙈

    • @Drjordanbreeding
      @Drjordanbreeding 2 года назад +1

      @@augustjsb it happens a lot haha. Someday!

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 2 года назад +1

    The irony that flickering photons and erratic sounds are right this minute lulling my seldom used body into another night (actually afternoon) of sweet sweet unconsciousness.

  • @nimbusspacewagon
    @nimbusspacewagon Год назад +1

    Lost my mind at the ‘Ghost haunting another ghost’ gag… that was delivered perfectly!

  • @midnightkitty8172
    @midnightkitty8172 2 года назад +10

    There were some very good points made here.
    As in me, pointing myself in a different direction away from the 'Streaming Services'.

  • @kombuchamooch
    @kombuchamooch Год назад +10

    2:21 hits different now

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 Год назад

      The video is just about one year old. What had changed between then and the time you made your comment?

    • @kombuchamooch
      @kombuchamooch Год назад

      @@patrickd8654 WGA and now SAG-AFTRA strike

  • @LivingInTheShade
    @LivingInTheShade 2 года назад +2

    My favourite is back! The cursing 🤣 I am sure Roger got those blankets from Groupon as I have an identical one.

  • @willdeimode2916
    @willdeimode2916 2 года назад +1

    "We have a whole category called: 'formulaic and morally uncomplicated legal procedurals set in cities you can find on a map'"
    Looking at you, Dick Wolf

  • @matthiassventoest6800
    @matthiassventoest6800 2 года назад +6

    how good is roger.., this writing team is great.., and the performances are great. Good stuff cracked

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +3

      Hey thanks so much!

  • @neoupath
    @neoupath 2 года назад +18

    Glad to see this series is back! Missed Roger’s sarcasm

  • @PetersonSilva
    @PetersonSilva Год назад +1

    Not gonna lie, a ghost being haunted by a ghost sounds like a cool premise haha

  • @mattlittlej
    @mattlittlej 9 месяцев назад

    “I’ll just steal the password from my parents” was by far the best part

  • @dimoslaros724
    @dimoslaros724 2 года назад +5

    Hahaha, this is genius. ♥ Good job team. 👍 Please show more bloopers of you folks, they are priceless. ♥

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 года назад +6

      THOSE WEREN'T BLOOPERS THEY WERE ART

    • @dimoslaros724
      @dimoslaros724 2 года назад +1

      @@cracked bloopers are art as well. Because they are genuine. Still cool. 😂

  • @thetrumpnewsnetwork7503
    @thetrumpnewsnetwork7503 2 года назад +3

    It always warms my heart to see Jack ... er I mean Roger on my stream.

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit 2 года назад +2

    Looks like that couple was able to buy that house. Also the ending is the best.

  • @adamwebb8114
    @adamwebb8114 2 года назад +3

    Roger using Jordan's names for crappy cable networks is hilarious

  • @G_____
    @G_____ 2 года назад +4

    Cop-Doctors, Doctor-Cops, Copter-Docs

  • @EternalAnkh
    @EternalAnkh 2 года назад +1

    he was so excited about that blanket lmao.

  • @dennish5150
    @dennish5150 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yes… hearing Roger cursing is just what we want 😂

  • @throughdude23
    @throughdude23 2 года назад +3

    Right on the money with this. We've be rogernized.lol. love these videos.

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 2 года назад +9

    I'm paying for three streaming services and have a decent TV in the living room yet I mostly watch youtube on my phone, gotta love how the human brain works.

  • @lizharrison6952
    @lizharrison6952 2 года назад +1

    "do laundry or weep openly"..... I feel attacked

  • @jamesriley2927
    @jamesriley2927 2 года назад +2

    I really dig the honesty of this video.

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h
    @user-do2ev2hr7h Год назад +7

    TBH the fact that a month's streaming subscription is still less than what I used to spend to rent a couple movies in the 90's still makes it a phenomenal deal in my estimation.

  • @bub777
    @bub777 2 года назад +3

    Don't forget to tag Disney Plus!