Shower Thoughts That Mess With Your Head

Hello, and here's some shower thoughts that will absolutely mess with your head no doubts about it.
ah yes, here we are again, more shower thoughts. i'm not sure what it is about these, but i'm always stunned by some of them. they make you think, question, and begin to despise reality whilst blowing your mind simultaneously.
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[@krakentoast]

I normally hate short video content but it is also ideal for videos like this

[@StormlordOG]

A professional fisherman is just a master baiter

[@Jasmonelol]

Ayo

[@Starfeather_19]

Caught in 4K 😳📸

[@neosanity]

Holup

[@supernate760]

💀💀💀

[@charwil3380]

and especcially with that salt water and your fishin for the little white fish

[@Fetuchynni]

"We're pretty lucky sleeping is still free"
Who tells him that hotels exist?

[@ElderSteak5]

No it’s: ”who’s telling him hotels exist”

[@cnav2345]

Shower thoughts; Why is it that you get on the bus, but you get in the car.

[@Ur_Real_Dad]

Shower thought*

[@Maximus5641]

because you have to step higher to go on a bus and bend to get in a car

[@Maximus5641]

idk

[@MelslilBerry]

​@@Maximus5641STOP BEING SO SMART

[@itsnicole11]

I’ve heard someone complain about a spicy salad before. It was one episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the chef grilled the lettuce and covered it with spicy sauce for Gordon

[@YoMateo.]

Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋

[@mbn4332]

i came from RUclips short's

[@chloeharris0310]

🤚

[@SisyphusPrimeFromUltrakill]

I came from a hospital

[@MayahDoesArt]

✋🏼

[@IHaveNo_Name]

Shorts

[@ItsJayMCZK]

You will breathe manually if you hear the word breathe.

[@jeremiahrodriguez9866]

Thanks

[@parxboiiz]

That last one is super relatable

[@metalegg467]

burning something up is the same as burning something down

[@Maximus5641]

4:19 guess I've been an adult my whole life.

[@fireandicegaming5674]

Diamonds are easily a woman’s best friend

[@CutestDogs0]

8:22 it actually gave them a huge advantage because one eye was already adjusted to the dark so they could take it off and be better.

[@rame.]

🤯 These are CRAZY thoughts to have in the shower Dam, I am flabbergasted

[@cordingmabulay1001]

0:23
Im not scared of the oceon.
Im scared of what lurks in it
Thats basically that moment

[@ElderSteak5]

Dam: People in January usually get the cheapest presents
Me who’s born on January 28 (still in January): HOW, I LITERALLY GOT A PS4 FOR MY BIRTHDAY FROM MY FRIEND, NOT EVEN FAMILY

[@Cryoblade0447]

For those of you who don't know, random tidbit, that map that was shown for the nuclear bunker part is a part of Indiana in the U.S, look it up

[@MildlySleepy]

Aight imma go contemplate life now

[@tortoiseyeeter7232]

The thing about ratings is because it shows that it had more ratings and it shows that it’s nit fake from 5 star bots

[@AvexusTheEgg]

the thing about glasses is something only someone who doesn’t wear glasses would say
for specifics, you’re not _broadcsting_ the fact you have a defect, you’re circumventing the defect to make it not affect you

[@traumatizedtrailblazer]

The bodies on mount Everest are kind of like the natural version of cryotherapy

[@MelslilBerry]

0:35 Funny is that I have insomnia AND I am a night owl and a morningbird wait now my brain is more messed up

[@superjoey100]

Can you do the Schmiggle?

[@MrWillsChannel]

Me when someone I know is in the dark: 😵😵😵😵😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@phoenixthegreat2917]

Did I actually just sit through that entire video lol

[@coutinho5554]

For me money can buy happiness

[@fredthemailman1880]

"Losing two socks is more frustrating than losing one sock."
What if the two socks were different? Then you'd be missing one from each pain! 🙂

[@traumatizedtrailblazer]

"the amount of people older than you will never increase."
Me- what if when I was born, someone was in cardiac arrest and (clinically dead) and then came back to life?

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

“Earth is single judging by how it has no rings.”
Saturn has over 1,000 spouses?

[@LukeFritts-ns4ri]

I actually switched the way I tied my shoe, I did it the double loop way and then I got non laced shoes and forgot how to tie them like that again and learned the one loop

[@JjJjJ200]

Well more people experience self service check outs unless you live in D.C. or New Jersey you don't know what you are missing out on. Also self checkouts can be useful if you are buying a personal item then you can pretend other people don't know or if the lines are long and you have 4 things.

[@josephpatterson9183]

There is a reason that we don’t have grape flavored ice cream, and it’s a sad story… 13:28

[@Deafinitely_Ethan]

OH HELL NAH I WAS BORN IN JANUARY I GET AN EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS 40 BUCKS CHEAP? I GO TO LAS VEGAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

[@Seth-mu3wo]

You never hear of spicy salad.
Thailand has entered the chat.

[@blair51810]

… I lost brain cells

[@saxyman108]

He has already said these.

[@Ur_Real_Dad]

Yeah duh he put the videos into one idiot

[@SpongyTheReporter]

wow

[@TotallyGaming1]

Not my head, my life

[@YuktubeIsDaFunniOne]

alot of these are good but the cat ones made it seem like a dog lover made all these

[@manzoorulhaq2276]

I’ll sub because I forgot to

[@Moon_Crescent2341OO]

Ok 8:04 The Episode Is 5 seconds shorter than this one.

[@Expertise_Corner]

How can make this video please tell me sir

[@Moon_Crescent2341OO]

6:10 Are You a Robot Guys?

[@tommyduffy-2732]

11:18 cats maybe? Idk

[@Dot-the-lesbean]

A dog is both a man’s and woman’s best friend because it says a man’s meaning everybody.

[@TripleAAABatteriesStudio]

Wow

[@Moon_Crescent2341OO]

8:11 uhhhhhhhh...

[@globalgoals2802]

Looks like I'm an adult at 11yrs-

[@DuckieAM_viewing_chanel]

isnt it funny that yo and ur both means yo-ur?

[@eshoolubiyi4995]

a cat is woman's best friend

[@2cornichons]

That's not true cows drink milk from there moms too

[@Buckbeaks_AdoptMe13]

cats drink milk from other animals

[@The-Real-Sanga]

I actually touched the moon before
It was a piece of it being displayed at a museum that you were allowed to touch 8:40

[@GerryBerry.24]

14:27 this is offensive

[@SDSMOfficial]

So Jesus stayed dead?

[@Macnator]

i was the 700th liker :D

[@llightswitch-111]

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[@ted-opps]

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