Or Black Friday at any retail store. Once worked Black Friday at a Walmart and DEAR LORD. It was tame by some standards, and still was a flood of idiocy.
"I only like women who have been dead for less than 30 years" That went from 0 -100 real fast Edit: hey gray are you going to play the new wintermute episode on The Long Dark?
1:15 _And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have an opportunity to briefly observe a member of endangered species _*_Florida Man,_*_ in it's natural habitat._
"It is your job at the doomsday crisis line to deal with their problems, and by deal with their problems, I mean, usually end up killing them. that went from 0-11 quickly
It's possible that line about cupcakes at 5:50 is a reference to a My Little Pony grimdark story called Cupcakes. The gist of it is that Pinkie Pie has a secret lottery where she picks the name of a random person out of a hat. And then she kidnaps (ponynaps?) them, dismembers them, and turns them into various baked goods.
Remember that unicorn, my little pony style creepy pasta? It’s like a bronie game, video game creepypasta? Kinda is like the Mandela Catalogue and FNAF or I’m On Observation Duty with Jeff the Killer.
10:22 *okay this actually happened aha* Me: is opening a pop can Gray: I'm almost out of skin though. Me: *drops the pop can and pop spills everywhere*
‘It’s robberyception! You’re lucky you’re not getting turned into a human protein shake it’s raining blood, the skies are opening up and probably frogs are coming down and you’re like ‘oh someone stole me stolen wallet son of a b***h!’ bloody hell that made me laugh, thanks a lot. 1:47
And the ? gets you Ms. Sommers, and there was another name that started with a W. I haven't read their tie-in story yet, but I'm guessing that those are characters from the story, and the ending tells you whose personality fits you best.
I can already see the news: "Florida Man Kills burgular while apocalypse to protect his family while they die because of the acid blood rain" I know its not good, but its 11 pm
Gray, be happy. Don't let these games consume your real world soul as well as your character's soul. You have more natty lites to pull from microwaves that you embedded into an invading alligator's skull.
This is like the third time I've watched this episode and it took me this long to figure this out but the shadow guy that evaluates him at the end is the same face structure as the very "happy" guy that tells you to save money 🤯
Florida man steals wallet, only to find that there was no cash inside. Before he can sue the man for not having any money to steal, another passerby steals the stolen wallet. "This is an outrage!" says Florida man. "Somebody stop that criminal!"
1:54 reminds me of raining blood by slayer: “Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood” “The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone”
If you pick all question marks, you're told that either you're an agent of chaos, or just too indecisive. If you kill them, you're told that you're average, but a good tool for making money (the reason the Mayor's funds increase from their deaths is because he has insurance claims for everyone!)
After the "your office is unlocked" and the shadow under the desk, I couldn't relax because I was expecting a jumpscare. I'm surprised his character didn't die
"Some people call it the apocalypse. I call it capitalism."
- Target at back to school time
XD I CAN RELATE SOO MUCH
Comrade Gray
Or Black Friday at any retail store. Once worked Black Friday at a Walmart and DEAR LORD. It was tame by some standards, and still was a flood of idiocy.
@@archaic1026 same lmao
*NUGGET IS PLEASED*
Sudden realization: this is the world from the perspective of any of the people in a game that Gray plays.
This is genius
Sweet
How true especially for the sims
Oh yea! (except for episode unless that is that FloridaMans bruised eye makes him only see red)😊
"Did you know the door to your office is unlocked?"
Me: *activate instant kill*
Exactly what I was thinking, like 😳😳😳..🤜❎
I was looking at my bedroom door like someone was there
If you pick the happy option, you learn that it's just the guy who works in the next office.
Good thing i dont have an office, or even a door
You sound like little misfortune no offence
Gray: I’ll give everyone the happy option
I thought I’d never see the day...
Gray: "just as I suspected all the worst outcomes are with the happy options"
He only did it to spite the boss.
Well it IS the end of the world afterall.
ruclips.net/video/z1OLYSD-nUU/видео.html
Ha, you thought
Dang near everyone in this game look like they should be in E.T
What’s E.T? I hear people talking about it and idk what it is
"sir you look like a depressed lampshade."
Gray 2019
Isn't that everyone from Moko's Advice
Kdakool Yes
@@emblemblade9245 I agree
Kdakool, isn’t this made by the creators of Moko’s advice?
YOU'RE RIGHT
@@theceoofworlddominationbut9855 Probably because rugs
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just think at least I'm not in Gray's world, and I feel a bit better.
Very much the saaame
Ah yes indeed at least I'm not the subject of his torture
"I only like women who have been dead for less than 30 years"
That went from 0 -100 real fast
Edit: hey gray are you going to play the new wintermute episode on The Long Dark?
3rd comment I’ve read at the same time Gray did.
_I am cursed._
EnaMations no, *you are blessed*
No you are gay
let's be honest; this game was idling at 75.
@@hitox2battosai your not wrong
"Here, have a happy ending."
_Who are you, and what have you done with Gray?_
"Everyone's getting the happy option!"
*_OH NO! GRAY, WHAT'S WRONG?_*
See’s what the results are when he chooses it
oh never mind, he’s ok
The last time I was early Gray wasn't a Sadomasochist...
As you can see, I've never been early.
I'm early to this comment
25 seconds ago
Well, Gray wasn't like this always.
@@AE68961 Yeah it's kind of weird to view his content from two years ago.
@@RequiemPoete me, two years after this video, watching this video:
I feel like this game was birthed from the dark recesses of Gray's soul.
Same
Yeah pretty much
@Repent wat
What soul he doesn't have one
Hey you don’t know if he has a soul
"I wish there was a Death Toll in this game..."
We really should't have let Grey play Everyday Misanthrope.
6:27 gray: “you can drink them out of the potholes in the ground”
I never thought this sentence would ever be said but uhhhh here it is
"The heavens are opening up, there's probably frogs coming down"
*Stone Ocean chapter 49 would like to know your location*
I'm wheezing - omg,
E N R I C O P U C C I W A N T S T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N
*Bruno Bucciarati would like to know your location.*
.
.
.
oh wait..
Ah yes a man of culture
IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE!?!?!?!?!?
THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE! THE JOKES TOO FUNNY
Person: * says something negative about the mayor *
Gray: "You just lost life privilege"
"SOMEONE STOLE MY RUG! SHOULD I CONTACT THE AUTHORITY'S?"
**Le Happy Ending**
"I can make another rug. I'm almost out of *skin* though."
“Most people are just to dumb to live”
-Gray, 2019
Too*
too*
too*
2*
too*
1:15
_And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have an opportunity to briefly observe a member of endangered species _*_Florida Man,_*_ in it's natural habitat._
Unfortunately, Florida Men are actually a species of least concern. Their numbers show no signs of declining whatsoever.
@@seannolan9857 at the moment it seems they're growing if they ever stop being they're own biggest predator who knows what will happen
Floridious Manous
“Some call it the apocalypse I call it capitalism” damn that’s too real
0:59 "sir you look like a depressed lamp shade" ain't that a mood for tonight boys
This is an actual conversation.
Me: Oh, GrayStillPlays just posted
Sis: Who?
Me: Sadomasochist world ending florida man
Sis: Oh, that guy
doom of mismanager the as him know family My
And it raining acid blod outside
it's official now
•••••• like siblings don’t know what their siblings watch? YEAH! THAT NEVER HAPPENED
@@BigSealLover on occassion
Gray: *wastes all the devil's money and wrecks havoc*
sans: do you wanna have a bad t i m e-
_(megalovania intensifies)_
Gray: do *_you_* wanna have a bad time
SANS THERES A HUMAN!!!!!!!!- Papyrus
@@jplay3265 torture people AI
"It is your job at the doomsday crisis line to deal with their problems, and by deal with their problems, I mean, usually end up killing them.
that went from 0-11 quickly
Can't have problems if you're dead!
And then necrophilia happens and so does 13.
RUclips recommendations are working again and I’m ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO YOUR CHANNEL
Sometimes RUclips does something right
Sometimes Cyriak Cat City happens.
Why is Gray still being hired for these games...
He should be making them.
His boss looks like a mixture of sans the skeleton in the mayor of Halloweentown from The Nightmare Before Christmas
Person: Hello, this is the crisis helpline, how can I help?
Weird demented being: More flesh, I need more flesh, more flesh!
Graystillplays 2019-
They are all bad endings that ive learned it is just a big lie
the happy and sad faces arn't for good or bad endings it seems to be if the person involved has a possitive outlook on their situation or not
(4:41) - It would've been hilarious if that was the actual image in the game.
Fully convinced it was ngl-
It's possible that line about cupcakes at 5:50 is a reference to a My Little Pony grimdark story called Cupcakes. The gist of it is that Pinkie Pie has a secret lottery where she picks the name of a random person out of a hat. And then she kidnaps (ponynaps?) them, dismembers them, and turns them into various baked goods.
Remember that unicorn, my little pony style creepy pasta? It’s like a bronie game, video game creepypasta? Kinda is like the Mandela Catalogue and FNAF or I’m On Observation Duty with Jeff the Killer.
Won’t be the first time I’ve eaten a human meat sandwich
:))))))
:DDDD
i do not go down on roast beef pussy's
guys wtf
Wait no-
0:59 "Sir, you look like a depressed lampshade" LMAO xD Made me laugh out loud a minute in1
When Gray asks you to bring it down to 11... you know you’ve got a problem lmao
I was literally thinking “if only gray uploaded” and well my pray was answered! Love you gray! Also I feel like this game was made by Florida man!
10:22
*okay this actually happened aha*
Me: is opening a pop can
Gray: I'm almost out of skin though.
Me: *drops the pop can and pop spills everywhere*
‘It’s robberyception! You’re lucky you’re not getting turned into a human protein shake it’s raining blood, the skies are opening up and probably frogs are coming down and you’re like ‘oh someone stole me stolen wallet son of a b***h!’ bloody hell that made me laugh, thanks a lot. 1:47
Wait at the end of the game after picking all the happy options, your name is ‘Mr phraser’ and if you choose the unhappy options it’s ‘Ms fauxhart’?
And the ? gets you Ms. Sommers, and there was another name that started with a W. I haven't read their tie-in story yet, but I'm guessing that those are characters from the story, and the ending tells you whose personality fits you best.
Actually, your name is random and is determined at the beginning of the day. This is just gray’s rng. If you correct me I’m fine with it
I swear they’re just making these games now for Grey to play 😂
Fr, it's like it's made for him!
We're just gonna go with the unhappy face, there.
*:(*
So I just realized Gray’s channel is mostly about death rn 😂
"I want to give him a happy ending" - GrayStillPlays 2019
Human Meat sandwiches
Sounds delicious.
I can already see the news:
"Florida Man Kills burgular while apocalypse to protect his family while they die because of the acid blood rain"
I know its not good, but its 11 pm
@@windowsxp0 omg yes 😂
Yummmmyyyy 😂
The other white meat
That mystery meat always tasted weird
"It's. Raining. Blood!"
Me : 🎵 It's raining blood! Hallelujah it's raining blood, amen! 🎵
When even Gray says you need to take it down a notch, you KNOW you need to take it down a notch.
Nobody:
My mouse cursor following yours across the screen: notice me senpai
After helping the Devil and causing the Apocalypse, Local Florida Man works for the Devil, Spends all his money, and makes more lives worse.
Nobody:
GrayStillPlays: Meat sandwiches
“Smiling jack bastard” looks like a very hyped Sans
Those "oooooooh shieeeeeeeee..." moment make me laugh so hard!
Gray, be happy. Don't let these games consume your real world soul as well as your character's soul. You have more natty lites to pull from microwaves that you embedded into an invading alligator's skull.
HUMAN SKIN RUGS
FILL IT WITH MEAT AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A FINE DINNER
burrito :D
Hot pockets
disgusting all this artificial crap back in my day we ate it from the source (joke)
5:58 he’s eating a drug cupcake gray it’s full of reality benders
SCP-001: When Day Breaks
“Smiling Jack bastard, our lord and master”
I’m seeing a theme with these videos gray, should I be concerned?
kamilah don’t let him in pow..... er.........
He's practicing for real life
My exact thoughts
So, I have some bad news for you ...
This is like the third time I've watched this episode and it took me this long to figure this out but the shadow guy that evaluates him at the end is the same face structure as the very "happy" guy that tells you to save money 🤯
Sees title:
*Rimworld Intensifies*
Florida man steals wallet, only to find that there was no cash inside. Before he can sue the man for not having any money to steal, another passerby steals the stolen wallet. "This is an outrage!" says Florida man. "Somebody stop that criminal!"
This seems like SCP 001 when day breaks lol
1:54 reminds me of raining blood by slayer: “Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood” “The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone”
I was going to mention Slayer. 🤘
Captlou316 hell yeah 🤘
Ok but I want to see the option when he just picks the death ending for everything
Alternatively the ? For all
If you pick all question marks, you're told that either you're an agent of chaos, or just too indecisive. If you kill them, you're told that you're average, but a good tool for making money (the reason the Mayor's funds increase from their deaths is because he has insurance claims for everyone!)
You should click random on the restaurant guy, something fun happens
Vivika, what happens?
I like spoilers
this game is the human mind when the internet is down love ya gray
No one:
That one sentient beanstalk at 11:18 : *YEET THE CHILD*
6:12 SCP 001. When day breaks.
All right Gray, admit it: YOU caused the Apocalypse. YOU made it rain acid blood. YOU caused all this pain.
Ah yes,
Perfect world simulator.
Me:
Sans from hell: don’t you love it when people SUFFER : ]
"Actually *I* look like a depressed lampshade"
I really want more of this omg 😂
Tough times, Gray is just giving out happy endings.
This is the only game that punishes you for being a good person.
Gray's kind of game
Get involved in #TeamTrees
Create a game where you can burn down rainforests, and maybe he'll play it.
@@seannolan9857 for every tree burns in the game, he plants a tree.
@@emailname8624 that's slot of trees
5:57 He was hearing his own thoughts 😂😂😂😂😂
Sir, you look like a depressed lampshade ~ Gray
1:12
I stole someone's wallet but there's no money inside it? This is a outrage I expect compensation.
10:04 dang mr krabs
4:51 insane Elon musk
"I like women who have been dead for less than 30 years." Wow 0 to 100 really fast.
How original yes you made this comment
...
As someone else in the other thread of this comment said, this game idles at about 75
When he said something moved under his desk, I thought he meant in real life and was thinking "Oh, it's just Spleens. No worries."
his cats name is boneless
I haven’t been here this early since I went home. *im still here. I will never go home. Hihi*
"smiling jack bastard over here" looks like Sans. *slaps face.)
I can tell you (definitely not from experience) that skin rugs are VERY comfortable
I've only found you and subbed to you a few weeks ago and well I'm hooked I'm binge watching a bunch of your game series
"Why go to a restaurant when there are delicious people around."
When he said 'it's Raining Blood'
I was really dissatisfied when the signature Riff didn't play.
You cant say Raining blood. Without that Riff.
I love Florida man, and as I have commented before, we should make him a religion
Yes.
I think a cult might be more appropriate but you have my vote
You have the approval of polish man
We can make a religion out of this
My religion is now Floridaman. I will act like how every Floridaman religioned person does, i act savage.
"It's not too often the crisis line gets a call from a fiddle."
- Gray 2019
11:54 *b o o k j u i c e*
"Sir, you look like a depressed lampshade."
You know me too well
“Honestly you might not want my help... sometimes when I press this button *necrophilia* happens...”
*oh.. okay good*
The manager looks like sans with dental problems
"i want to give him a happy ending" come on gray where's the sketchy massage parlor joke??
Game: The rain is red and it’s melting people
2020: write that down
“A coin toss ending” so 50 50?
The coin is actually its own ending and not a 50/50 between happy and sad.
I feel like Gray could even play Undertale the wrong way... If there in no wrong way, he'd do it anyway.
6:19 oh nooo!
After the "your office is unlocked" and the shadow under the desk, I couldn't relax because I was expecting a jumpscare. I'm surprised his character didn't die
4:37
What is Elon Musk doing here?
5:03 is the funniest speech I've ever heard Gray speak.