I don't blame him, cooking with oil is rather terrifying when it starts to get violent, one little drop onto skin is enough to make someone recoil away from what they're cooking
When you realise in the childhood that youtubers are people just like you, they eat too, sleep too and just normal people and they exists in real life just like you: 👁👄👁
some tip when cooking bacon: before placing them in, make sure they are dry. the water in the bacon will boil, causing bubbles to form and pop, releasing hot oil and scalding yourself. you can also try to put the bacon away from u. As in laying the bacon outwards.
@@GYEEZY-G yeah but the additonal oil helps to reduce the chance of u burning the bacon fat . kind of like how some ppl mix oil and butter so the butter does not burn, i do this when i wanna use the fat to fry eggs. Basically increasing the smoke point
next video i challange my self to eat a 75 pound of bacon and if i didint finish them in 1 hour i will double the bacon and i have to finish them in 50 min
John is the kind of guy to go to a burger place and say: can i get a burger with bacon, bacon, more bacon, just pile of the bacon, just give me ALL the bacon, and then sit down and politely eat the entire thing. And i repect that
@@shameerthefnafguy Ich habe einen schwerwiegenden und andauernden Fehler in meinem Urteilsvermögen gemacht, und ich erwarte nicht, dass mir vergeben wird. Ich bin nur hier, um mich zu entschuldigen. Was wir an diesem Tag im Wald vorfanden, war offensichtlich ungeplant. Die Reaktionen, die Sie auf dem Band gesehen haben, waren roh; Sie waren ungefiltert. Keiner von uns wusste, wie er reagieren oder fühlen sollte. Ich hätte das Video nie posten sollen. Ich hätte die Kameras weglegen und aufhören sollen aufzuzeichnen, was wir durchmachten. Es gibt eine Menge Dinge, die ich hätte anders machen sollen, aber ich habe es nicht getan. Und das tut mir aus tiefstem Herzen leid. Ich möchte mich beim Internet entschuldigen. Ich möchte mich bei allen entschuldigen, die das Video gesehen haben. Ich möchte mich bei allen entschuldigen, die von psychischen Erkrankungen, Depressionen oder Selbstmord betroffen oder berührt wurden. Aber vor allem möchte ich mich bei dem Opfer und seiner Familie entschuldigen. Für meine Fans, die meine Handlungen verteidigen, bitte nicht. Ich verdiene es nicht, verteidigt zu werden. Das Ziel meiner Inhalte ist immer, zu unterhalten; Grenzen überschreiten, allumfassend sein. In der Welt, in der ich lebe, teile ich fast alles, was ich tue. Die Absicht ist niemals, herzlos, grausam oder böswillig zu sein. Wie gesagt, ich habe einen großen Fehler gemacht. Ich erwarte nicht, dass mir vergeben wird, ich bin nur hier, um mich zu entschuldigen. Ich schäme mich selbst. Ich bin von mir selbst enttäuscht. Und ich verspreche, besser zu werden. Ich werde besser sein. Danke.
been awhile since i done this..
john
bakfist
alright
🦤
e
John during 2019: Screaming and making arsenal and tower defense videos
John Now: Just cooking breakfast and living a normal life
and making stuff about his game
He has no enemies anymore
No he doesn't only cook breakfast he COOK
yes, because 17lbs of bacon is quite normal.
Truly a retired moment
0% nudity
0% swearing
0% gore
100% john cooking
And a hint of apex predator
@@MrPotOfGreed APEX PREDATORRRRRRRRRRRRR
0% nudity bro act like he didnt see john grab his cat but in the start of the video
@@OluwaseyeAkinrodemi its his dog, and also he turned the dog into sausage if lore
1% seggs
99% BACON
2019 : oh he's cooking
2024 : oh he's cooking
Tdx: oh he’s cooking
@@Chadcountryballplushtds: oh he's cooking
@@mwabang4165 Arsenal : oh he's cooking
@@kallhi_123Irl: oh he's cooking
mukbang: oh hes cooking
plot twist this video is essential to official tdx lore
hmmm that would be interesting
Ty for this comment ill explain the lore in the comment
i wonder if calamity will calm down after eating John's food
I mean... why wouldn't it be?
@@marri0nz i think it will
Well we can see what caused the heart attack
lol
was jus about to say
Could be true or not
Wasn’t a heart attack
@@gooselyfan then what was it
The cashier working the register was having a normal day, then they saw the legion of bacon sliding down the conveyor, slowly.
why tf is the mountain of smiling bodies commenting go back to ur containment cell
the bacons are unfamiliar yet sorrowful
@@sonic36741oh you have to be fucking with me, why did three of my agents di-
1:15 LMAOO He looked around to see if anybody is suspicious of him getting so many bacons
The cashier person should think, wthh
@@Yuary but what if he used the self-checkout
@@puppuccino Then only the security guard at the entrance saw it 🤣
He also put a collection sound for whenever he got bacon so yea that’s also funny
@@Yuaryby then it would all be in bags so lol
"how many bacons?"
John: yes
Vegans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@Anthonyhumman ok
@@Anthonyhummanhow many eggs: yes
I have not eaten bacon for months💀💀💀💀
@@Anthonyhummanoh noes RUclips translate
This is very good, it explains alot theories in the TDX lore
This is important lore
Eradicator is bacon John eat his whole kind that’s why he atack us
this needs to be checked by game theory
@@jeeby7117 nah ti needs to be checked by the top scientist with every degree and knows everything and learns everything in a second.
0:56 imagine just going shopping and seeing someone with a camera on their head putting as much bacon as possible in their basket
fr
Lmao
Idk bout' you but i think he likes bacon
Fr
B a c o n
this did not age well
Bro had a heart attack lmao , probably because of this
@@georgethecat340did bro just say lmao
@@bahp375wild
6:10 OOH MY HANDS! Now grab this one..
Fr😂😂😂
6:11
@@ManfaceVietsubmanlegit no difference
gkmc pfp goes hard
Man I was going to say that
-Is fearless of zombies, robots and literal demigods
-gets scared of oil splattering onto him
I don't blame him, cooking with oil is rather terrifying when it starts to get violent, one little drop onto skin is enough to make someone recoil away from what they're cooking
Hey hey hey, Strong men also got some side effects yk what i mean?
@@TeapotTyranthey,if its start splasing i would get my anti heat grandma to cook it
@@htshonic Ahuck
bc the us would immediatley hunt him down cuz OILLL
8:10 "who needs you anyway safety is for losers" 3 seconds later
"AHHHHHHHH"
i know yt comments too much
0:36 favorite part
W song
BRO THINKS HES ME 😭😭😭
@@chatterfox9304 are u scared of clowns
@@Brassinton_ace why would i be scared of you?
@@chatterfox9304 that's fucked up
I dunno why, but it is strangely fun to watch John Roblox, creator of TDX, cook an average breakfast.(besides the 17 pounds of bacon)
Protein :D
Light snack
and the 2 dozen eggs.
@@sunhohwang4884 light snack
@@AustinMurray0519is that your light snack?
0:02 that DOG like a dingaling
It's a dog
@@sitthiphonganawach2108 you win
@@sitthiphonganawach2108it’s a dawg
3:27 john roblox is incredibly powerful, he can even get egg shells out of eggs with his hand first try
FR
I can do dat and I’m 8
nah how old r u cuz that's not hard
maybe he’s just eating the shell, extra protein🤤🤤🤤🤤
well its an egg shell ofc its fragile lol
''who needs safety''- John roblox.
"who needs you anyway safety is for loosers"
next frame
"gahhh!!"
I always love when John cooks food, its so unexpected but also nice cause its in his POV and we get to see him irl
John really is the type of guy to listen to his game’s ost while on the way to buy 17lbs of bacon
This is so relaxing. Please make more videos of you cooking!
hey bro just want to say keep the content going i been enjoying tdx but i would really want a favor if u would buff some expensive towers?
This might actually be the best thing ive ever fucking laid my eyes on. Part 2 please.
YES part 2
This is actually part 3,the other vids he has done this is last year so just look deep enough to his channel and youll see it👍
7:39 bro screamed out of nowhere
oil
8:12 "goofy scream"
Ok
because when you're cooking with boiling water/oil it can sometimes pop right on your skin and it's hot asf
Blud has endless mode ptsd :skull:
1: " Whats your favorite cooking channel? "
2: " John roblox, "
1: " Okay, whats your favorite Gaming channel? "
2: " John roblox. "
1: " WHAT?? "
0:50 I cant with the gta money grabbing sound 😭😭
Facts bro💀
7:32 "thats sure is, alot of oil here"
Heavy tf2 transformation*
Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
@@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oil up lil bro
“Safety is for losers”
2 seconds later
“ÅÆAÂÆǍAÁÆÅĂ-“
@@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyer Oh... noo
I’m starting to question my own life by watching a roblox tower defense admin and game creator cook breakfast like a normal person
ah yes, another chill cooking video. my favourite.
Yipe
@@Brassinton_ace*yippee*
@@SLIDER_HELL *YIP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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john boblox cooks food
Edit: this is the most likes i ever have
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT HIS YT NAME YOU MOTHER FUCKER
@@NovasavixGDILIVES
@@NovasavixDrmonke Is Angry
Eh cna ckoo godo :d
cohn foblox jooks bood
I saw your message on the April fools map in tdx about your dog, I hope you and your dog are living your best lives
John please keep doing this it’s like so cool that a RUclipsr thats doing a game while making cooking videos is actually satisfying
This video gives me memories of that one video where John ate Dino nuggets. Probably the best John roblox video to this day
8:08 "Who needs you anyways safety is for losers" not even 5 seconds later
John listening to tdx ost while driving is just such a power move
"AUGHHHHHHHHHH MY HANDS!"
proceeds to go back to cooking with slightly burnt hands
Major respect for listening to TDX ost’s while driving
I would definetely vibe if the car radio started playing apex predator
it was though
0:43 Man, John Roblox has good music taste of his own.
2:18 nice to know someone also drinks like that lol
9:16 "MAKING BACON." - John Conagher, Team X 2.
Conagher slaughter house
NEXT UPDATE ENGINEER GAMING (source trust me bro)
Plot twist: This foreshadows johns ability to build mini turret around his house
John roblox after fighting endless hordes of zombies:
Zombies don't exist
@@chanhaoyangmoe-tw6id his game tdx has zombies and theres so ething called endless mode
When you realise in the childhood that youtubers are people just like you, they eat too, sleep too and just normal people and they exists in real life just like you: 👁👄👁
nah
some tip when cooking bacon: before placing them in, make sure they are dry. the water in the bacon will boil, causing bubbles to form and pop, releasing hot oil and scalding yourself. you can also try to put the bacon away from u. As in laying the bacon outwards.
i think of the burns like a trophy to carry around to show you don’t mess around in the kitchen
You don’t even need oil for bacon it has enough of its own
@@GYEEZY-GNatural oil
@@GYEEZY-G yeah but the additonal oil helps to reduce the chance of u burning the bacon fat . kind of like how some ppl mix oil and butter so the butter does not burn, i do this when i wanna use the fat to fry eggs. Basically increasing the smoke point
@@whyisabhard gotcha
These cooking videos give me life. Exactly what I need.
0:02 that should be a whole movie alone 💀
This is truly a classical masterpiece.
Stop cooking my family 😢
L
next video i challange my self to eat a 75 pound of bacon and if i didint finish them in 1 hour i will double the bacon and i have to finish them in 50 min
womp womp
womp womp
womp womp
Thank God you told us your name, otherwise, I would've thought you were CaseOh.
we need more videos like this. bro literally make a frickin 2 hour video of this or smthb i would watch it
8:12 that scream got me
“This won’t cause a heart attack for sure”
Literally looking at this makes me feel like a dad cooking a meal for 19 children…
LMAO
BRO HES LITERALLY PLAYING TDX SOUNDTRACKS IN HIS CAR THAT IS SO COOL
He made it its not a big deal
@@Hetzel401he's saying its cool that he plays his own sountracks i dont see why it isnt cool.
he'd have the simplest fridge inventory but cook up some luxurious stuff every time no doubt
been waiting for this type of video so long, thank you john.
The vegans would be pissed
ah yes, the first roblox youtuber i've seen that I could trust with my kids
I was watching your tdx videos but dam, this is better
Tdx or cooking??
@@Brassinton_ace both are good in there own way
10:40 "hot food" moment
that a lot for breakfast and ye it very hot
Maybe if its lunch
@@BA_UzawaReisa Maybe he’s sharing it with friends/family.
John listening to tdx music riding down the highway is badass. Well done John!
2:00 where’s the big leagues pan 😢?
Sacrificed.
6:10 we need that *ahhh my hands!" In the game 😂😂
That's actually a great idea
John before: gorilla screaming, playing tds and screaming in arsenal
John now: Driving, cooking, making videos about his game, normal life
John Roblox could have made his own cooking channel. Edit: 12 eggs is kind of crazy ngl.
1:00 i can agree with john it feels like a mission to grab stuff from the store lol
“you can never over eat or anything, its all good” -John Roadblocks
Love the content also when you were playing TC2 I was "sonicfan143"
He is creator of a Roblox game too
@@GenericName_. yea TDX
little John tomfoolery here and there makes this channel perfect lol
"I CAN'T HIT MY PROTIEIN"
17 POUNDS OF BACON
2,853 GRAMS OF PROTEIN
This is what we subscribed for, John Roblox playing apex predator on his way to buy some eggs.
[2:19] "I need some water." *drinks tapwater*
What’s wrong with tap water???
Uh the problem is tapwater is not clearly save from infections and its not recommended drinking it
@@invisible6531 No, The Ph and PPM of tapwater are good enough to consumption.
@@invisible6531 Guh, I’ve been drinking two water for the longest time 💀
Well guyz its my opinion
I loved this guy's arsenal vids.... but this cooking vid is amazing as well, love his mic especially
New tdx lore the commander of the GDA are driving to the supermarket until suddenly apex predator and revived plague doctor theme start playing
So This is the breakfast of an youtuber/roblox game dev
Now. Do lunch next ( pasta preferably )
0:24 crazy car
Bro's used john ability to open that oil 6:20
only reason why I subbed is because you made me laugh the entire time LOLL
10:39 : when cavemen discovered that fire was a thing
John cooking better than he cooking with the TDX updates
At least we know what caused his heart attack
1:35 TDX REFERENCE?
Yup from that one power up the cash one I think
@@jacobponce4491 it is
9:37 it's crazy that John can say Tortillas correctly, btw are you secretly mexican? Maybe not because you put them in the microwave but still
He’s just a really respectful person to all humans.
Mexican-Puerto-Rican-American here, and i respect this comment😂😂😂💀💀💀
Im muslim and i think that john cooks the bacon really nice
Tdx lore is very deep......
We cooking with jhon with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro was making sure to get his daily protein💀💀💀💀
8:22 bro went “nom nom nyam nyom yom :3”
John roblox would never do that :(
1:51 favorite part
john: “safey’s for noobs”
*two seconds later*
john: *burns his hand*
4:05 “i think 11 eggs is good…”
smallest john roblox breakfast
most healthy american breakfast:
You guys think this is related to the heart attack?
8:35 bro turns into a monster
John is the kind of guy to go to a burger place and say: can i get a burger with bacon, bacon, more bacon, just pile of the bacon, just give me ALL the bacon, and then sit down and politely eat the entire thing. And i repect that
0:03 grab the dog butt for no reason
GYAT!
GYAT!
GYAT!
GYAT!
@@shameerthefnafguy Ich habe einen schwerwiegenden und andauernden Fehler in meinem Urteilsvermögen gemacht, und ich erwarte nicht, dass mir vergeben wird. Ich bin nur hier, um mich zu entschuldigen. Was wir an diesem Tag im Wald vorfanden, war offensichtlich ungeplant. Die Reaktionen, die Sie auf dem Band gesehen haben, waren roh; Sie waren ungefiltert. Keiner von uns wusste, wie er reagieren oder fühlen sollte. Ich hätte das Video nie posten sollen. Ich hätte die Kameras weglegen und aufhören sollen aufzuzeichnen, was wir durchmachten. Es gibt eine Menge Dinge, die ich hätte anders machen sollen, aber ich habe es nicht getan. Und das tut mir aus tiefstem Herzen leid. Ich möchte mich beim Internet entschuldigen. Ich möchte mich bei allen entschuldigen, die das Video gesehen haben. Ich möchte mich bei allen entschuldigen, die von psychischen Erkrankungen, Depressionen oder Selbstmord betroffen oder berührt wurden. Aber vor allem möchte ich mich bei dem Opfer und seiner Familie entschuldigen. Für meine Fans, die meine Handlungen verteidigen, bitte nicht. Ich verdiene es nicht, verteidigt zu werden. Das Ziel meiner Inhalte ist immer, zu unterhalten; Grenzen überschreiten, allumfassend sein. In der Welt, in der ich lebe, teile ich fast alles, was ich tue. Die Absicht ist niemals, herzlos, grausam oder böswillig zu sein. Wie gesagt, ich habe einen großen Fehler gemacht. Ich erwarte nicht, dass mir vergeben wird, ich bin nur hier, um mich zu entschuldigen. Ich schäme mich selbst. Ich bin von mir selbst enttäuscht. Und ich verspreche, besser zu werden. Ich werde besser sein. Danke.