Forgotten Beast Battle Arena - Funny Dwarf Fortress Stories - Hammerlock 8
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
- Beast on beast action!
Phlegm’s twisted Snod’s arm ‘til a new ICP has fallen out and he’s giving it a whirl! It’s powerful enough to knock the wind out of a hurricane and he’s used it to make the river slightly wetter... Gods, am I right? The unforeseen consequences are what you’re really here for though, five- count’em- five new forgotten beasts in one episode! And one of them even lasts 'til the end! Other than that we’ve got new buildings, new artefacts and one new librarian, though they only say “Oook”. Fetch the video trebuchet and prepare to fire on another instalment of dwarf fortress related weirdness.
For Hammerlock!
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🔍 Timestamps:
[3.43] Baron Birdy
[9:16] A Toxic Blob Beast
[12:21] The Fortress Has Crabs
[14:17] When Life Gives You Lemon Flavoured Spiders...
[17.05] Beast Wars
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Music gathered from Epidemic Sounds:
Gonna Get You - Camelian Glade
Joshua Tree Waltz - Roy Edwin Williams
Lost in Amman - Oh the City
Near the Ocean Where I Live - Constellate
Not That Smooth - Got Happy
Ranch Rebel - Easy Wheelers
Stand Your Ground - Jon Bjork
Strait up Heartbreak - Will Harrison
The Memories We Make - Easy Wheelers
The Windmill - Roy Edwin Williams
Ur Karma (SLCT Remix) (Instrumental Version) - Craig Reever
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That bird beast keeps winning fights because it is Talonted
Yes. Just this. Perfection!
This was the best episode yet! I almost choked on my coffee multiple times. 🙈
Hehe, that's my secret, drowning the populace one person at a time! Mwuhahahaha!
Coffee? Dwarves drink only beer.
The editorial commentary on the forgotten beasts I’m laughing so much
Oh the plans I have for next episodes beasts! Keep tuned, you're gonna love this 😆
Hey now, gibbons are very social animals.
I'm not sure their etiquette is transferable to dwarven culture... or I guess who knows, it's not like the little sprites are detailed enough. Disturbing thoughts!
@@crumpetsounds Now you've got me picturing Dur and Sesle aggressively singing the dirty spoon song to defend their territory.
@alexistoran2181 well you're a cleaner minded individual than me then!
"oh no, my dwarves might be a bit more gassy. however will i tell. :|" - I do love me some dry humor! :)
THE BIRD. THE BODY BEING FLUNG IN SLOW MOTION BACK! :D I love it!
Gotta give it to the bird, it's the real plucky sort. :>
Ehehe, such a shame we'll never see the cup. Very funny though, excellent cycle of life and death representation! :D
Man those sieges are really ramping up aren't they? I was so glad when it went from 'no downsides to trading away the bracelet' to 'no its mine, DIE' :D
For 2 to 1 odds, only six dead is surprisingly not bad!
The music for Risemi's entrance is so great. :D I was honestly hoping for more of a fight, completely forgetting for a moment how uh, structurally unsound blobs of filth tend to be. Honestly all of the beasts' entrance musics are great. I'd want a giant crab for valentines! That's gotta be good eating! :D
...I don't know what to make about the conversation with the gnome-appreciator. I love how confused it makes everyone.
> Orangutan in the library.
I can't wait until she becomes your new librarian. :>
Dang that's a nice bridge! Also a very exciting library/walled courtyard!
Thanks for the episode! It's delightful all the way through! :D
Holy moly what a comment! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!
Bumis deserves a statue.
When you're right, you're right
First!!! so sorry i had to! great video as always!!
Nice! Thanks a bunch, it was a blast to make!
@@crumpetsounds and what a epic video it was!
I should hope so, awful lot of crayon work went in here :D
Love me some crayons.