SYNTHETIK REVIEW | ▼LTRA▼IOLENCE EDITION™

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @SsethTzeentach
    @SsethTzeentach  5 лет назад +10080

    good god I actually missed the N in the title
    sorry about that
    I don't use N words

  • @viktorkm9784
    @viktorkm9784 5 лет назад +6153

    "Hey hey people" phrase already overtook casual reviews on steam in just about 30 minutes

    • @gavina4921
      @gavina4921 5 лет назад +374

      They never stood a chance

    • @camel662
      @camel662 5 лет назад +317

      Steam reviews use to be cool, but now its just the same 1 - 10 meme and it makes me want to commit ritualistic seppku for oda nobunaga.

    • @MonadProxy01
      @MonadProxy01 5 лет назад +93

      @@camel662 its like your a part of a gamer gang

    • @georgebro2576
      @georgebro2576 5 лет назад +56

      Logan Sullivan everybody gangsta until Sseth says hey hey people

    • @mburzzzawa
      @mburzzzawa 5 лет назад +11

      Game is still in top five global top sellers on Steam xD

  • @Ssstylishhunter
    @Ssstylishhunter 5 лет назад +21517

    >The game goes to 2nd on the sales charts
    >not even on sale
    >sells so much the servers crash
    >when the servers come back up
    >devs make an announcement
    >"Hey hey, people"
    Sseth's power grows every upload

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +3103

      @@grimsdottir2467 The racism and anti-semitism leveled against our beloved ashkenazi African warlord is truly horrifying.

    • @FifinatorKlon
      @FifinatorKlon 4 года назад +310

      I just checked. This comment is fake news.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 4 года назад +1829

      @@FifinatorKlon The hey hey people dev announcement is true, so is the server crash due to the sudden influx of people. Even Bahroo started streaming this game after Sseth's review

    • @FifinatorKlon
      @FifinatorKlon 4 года назад +243

      @@joaogomes9405 Where is it, then? Couldn't find it on their website or Steam News. Obviously I'm only slightly autistic so I didn't dedicate more than 5 mins of research. On Steam they only write "Hey everyone".

    • @FifinatorKlon
      @FifinatorKlon 4 года назад +606

      @@joaogomes9405 Thanks for clarifying.
      The absolute madmen.

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 3 года назад +2527

    ⚠️ *TRADE OFFER* ⚠️
    You receive: Raising Terrorlevel
    You also receive: Nothing

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 3 года назад +80

      *Trade* *offer*
      I receive: your health. You receive: raised terrorlevel.

    • @YGNX
      @YGNX 3 года назад +42

      Trade offer
      You Receive: Raised Terror Level
      You Also Receive: Headhunters.

    • @nwah816
      @nwah816 3 года назад +7

      I receive : Raising Terrorlevel
      You receive : bullets

    • @nopenope6150
      @nopenope6150 2 года назад +1

      FYI, raising the terrorlevel at shrines actually does give you some money (around 500 CR iirc)

    • @davidconrad7123
      @davidconrad7123 2 года назад +1

      The guy flinching at the jam noise made me almost pass out laughing

  • @le_spider3668
    @le_spider3668 5 лет назад +4936

    You can modify a high caliber revolver to empty the whole cylinder in a single trigger pull
    10/10

    • @Khalless
      @Khalless 5 лет назад +186

      Spider fully, automatic, revolver! XD

    • @le_spider3668
      @le_spider3668 5 лет назад +174

      @@Khalless oh, no, a 5 round burst fire revolver.

    • @אביבעזר
      @אביבעזר 4 года назад +499

      Gun can't jam if it doesn't make it to second shot

    • @d39street66
      @d39street66 4 года назад +145

      BIG IRON

    • @holepunch1829
      @holepunch1829 4 года назад +100

      the cylinder swings out and fires the entire cylinder at once like metal storm, beautiful
      it’s like a shotgun pepper box revolver

  • @Brendanj101
    @Brendanj101 5 лет назад +7592

    "I'm raising the terror level."
    "In exchange for what"
    "Nothing"
    *Nervous laughter*

    • @bruhurb848
      @bruhurb848 5 лет назад +245

      You say nervous, but we both know he wanted that.

    • @sanisani6843
      @sanisani6843 5 лет назад +70

      For Fun

    • @PaleFatalis
      @PaleFatalis 5 лет назад +115

      nervous laughter?
      more like *maniacal laughter

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 4 года назад +41

      "I'm raising the terror level."
      "In exchange for what"
      "Nothing"
      "...*NOH*"

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo 4 года назад +11

      In exchange for nourishment.
      Delicious head hunter souls.

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 лет назад +2801

    "Sacrifice your limbs to the machine god"
    *[CANTICLES OF THE OMNISSIAH INTENSIFY]*

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra 5 лет назад +119

      **Screams in Guardsman**
      "Fucking cogboys!"

    • @thetrustyscavenger
      @thetrustyscavenger 5 лет назад +38

      _Guardsman dont like this_

    • @Estmaraver
      @Estmaraver 5 лет назад +94

      "The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..."

    • @Senthain
      @Senthain 5 лет назад +77

      *BEGINS SCREECHING IN BINARY*

    • @josephconway1526
      @josephconway1526 5 лет назад +40

      Mind receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame.
      The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim,
      Our engines at full power,
      Your destruction is our aim.
      Our truth has come online.

  • @clueless4096
    @clueless4096 4 года назад +5198

    "Hm, raising terror level"
    "In exchange for what?"
    "Nothing."
    "*the noise of despair*"

    • @throg4657
      @throg4657 4 года назад +119

      NUHH?!

    • @gambit1231
      @gambit1231 4 года назад +135

      That's the way you're supposed to play the game

    • @lexecomplexe4083
      @lexecomplexe4083 3 года назад +61

      How else are you going to achieve maximum masochism ?

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 3 года назад +35

      in exchange for fun.

    • @gamerplays5131
      @gamerplays5131 3 года назад +57

      I started by constantly raising terror level regardless of the consequences. I was so confused as to why the game was more difficult for me... I got addicted to raising the terror level and adrenaline then I realized I didn't need to raise the terror level every time. But then I found a button that raises it every time I press it, so I guess that pistol android is now holding a handheld ion cannon.

  • @captainchaos5922
    @captainchaos5922 5 лет назад +9489

    “Engineer is a class for the insane and the unhinged” - Sseth, level 400 Engineer

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 года назад +432

      Synthetik is a perfectly balanced game with no exploit what's however.

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +231

      @@Koozomec >what's however
      2/10 made me reply. Troll harder.

    • @BQD_Central
      @BQD_Central 4 года назад +50

      @@Koozomec Hey Spiff.

    • @yukisohma19
      @yukisohma19 4 года назад +8

      @@Koozomec ugh what

    • @Awesomenessgaminglebrony
      @Awesomenessgaminglebrony 4 года назад +12

      I don't think I wanna know how many hours sseth has in this game

  • @denseaf1582
    @denseaf1582 4 года назад +12591

    The devs made a starter item in his honor, that’s petty dope.

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 4 года назад +655

      What did they add

    • @sebastianalancliffordthomp4114
      @sebastianalancliffordthomp4114 4 года назад +2824

      Sseth up suitcase turret

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 4 года назад +1631

      It’s actually a pretty good item, I’m willing to ditch the Plasma Grenade while I’m playing Raider if I have access to a small sentry-gun that helps get me out of tough situations. Gotta get those dog tags somehow!
      Also, it’s great at defeating the first boss because all the enemies are more likely to focus on the player than those two small robots on the ground that are shredding health like crazy.

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 4 года назад +86

      Wow

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 4 года назад +439

      @@denseaf1582 I like using it with the Engi. Basically a fuckton of drone stacks immediately and allows you to melt bosses.

  • @v13r3r
    @v13r3r 5 лет назад +2798

    Impressive. A game that simulates one of the loudest sounds when shooting guns: pulling the trigger and nothing happens

    • @FreakyFriday4Phaggs
      @FreakyFriday4Phaggs 5 лет назад +233

      The second loudest is the shart that follows around the 3rd or 4th time you pull the trigger and nothing still happens.

    • @chocolateshake4917
      @chocolateshake4917 5 лет назад +21

      Stoppage! Rack reload.

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 5 лет назад +15

      Tap rack bang

    • @killingrang
      @killingrang 5 лет назад +201

      The two loudest sounds in the world: A bang when you expected a click, and a click when you expected a bang.

    • @neemyn407
      @neemyn407 5 лет назад +19

      Eye widens, pucker clench.

  • @renderscott
    @renderscott 4 года назад +1740

    "you take and you use whatever the machine god gives you"
    _puts on a red robe_

  • @MrR3BlacK
    @MrR3BlacK 5 лет назад +2861

    "Hey hey people" is now on the news card in the game.

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 года назад +7

      Wait what

    • @TheMightyBone
      @TheMightyBone 4 года назад +165

      @@partialbullet2215 When you log into the game, sometimes it says "Hey Hey People" up at the card that shows updates/news/etc.

    • @islamwasrightaboutwomen4420
      @islamwasrightaboutwomen4420 4 года назад +39

      Paul Detesan it’s also now an item

    • @drbobo1366
      @drbobo1366 4 года назад +106

      @@islamwasrightaboutwomen4420 Really nice to see the game devs so thankful for Sseth's reviews

    • @DFlaminberry
      @DFlaminberry 4 года назад +115

      @@drbobo1366 I would be thankful too. They went from 70 players on steam on January 29th to 3,175 on January 31st lol.

  • @pootispencer9765
    @pootispencer9765 5 лет назад +6759

    How does it feel knowing that you can boost the sales and success of underrated titles with your powers of comedic fuckery? I think its pretty cool, woulda never known about this game without it.

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 5 лет назад +247

      Now that's power you can't buy

    • @Roko_basilisk
      @Roko_basilisk 5 лет назад +55

      No, you can very easily buy that

    • @pootispencer9765
      @pootispencer9765 5 лет назад +228

      @@Roko_basilisk You can't buy comedy. Amy Schumer is pretty well-to-do but she's utterly unfunny. I really doubt I would buy something she endorses unless I was getting it anyway.

    • @pootispencer9765
      @pootispencer9765 5 лет назад +50

      @@infantpurple5567 Was that the message? I guess you can, good marketing doesn't need to be funny just manipulative

    • @1ruisu
      @1ruisu 5 лет назад +23

      Keş Orangutan Callum Warframe’s current state “success”? Haha. That game is on its last legs after three years of DE doing nothing with it.

  • @chellejohnson9789
    @chellejohnson9789 5 лет назад +1727

    Sseth:"Do you enjoy violence"
    Me:"After the Evenicle review, I'm not sure anymore"

    • @d.f.6334
      @d.f.6334 5 лет назад +217

      That part legit made me pause... if I didnt know any better, I'd say there might still be something of my soul left.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 5 лет назад +64

      YES I DO THAT WAS THE BEST SCENE!!!

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 5 лет назад +53

      @@bokrugthewaterserpent3012 *resides in Brazil*
      "You have no power here"

    • @VerGiLL1
      @VerGiLL1 5 лет назад +11

      @@bokrugthewaterserpent3012 Still no Power here, unless it's something like the Russians we have nothing to fear .

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy 5 лет назад +77

      These robots are much better, they don't do disgusting shits like raping. Just plain ol' shoot on sight.

  • @JoshdaKnight
    @JoshdaKnight 4 года назад +4820

    Damn I love when Mandalore stops taking his meds.

    • @tomasponizil5498
      @tomasponizil5498 3 года назад +444

      At this point I´m convinced that Sseth is Mandy without his medicine, and Uberdanger is Sseth on about a kilo of cocaine

    • @ivorysix2541
      @ivorysix2541 3 года назад +170

      @@tomasponizil5498 Explains why Uber Uploads are much rarer

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 3 года назад +131

      @@ivorysix2541 coke ain’t cheap, thus, the upload schedule

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 3 года назад +31

      @@tomasponizil5498 What about Max0r?

    • @virtuesoath9130
      @virtuesoath9130 3 года назад +71

      @@THENemesisXX99 He is the crack version :D

  • @meowspark9
    @meowspark9 5 лет назад +1405

    Bought the game with some buds
    Global chat is just "hey hey people"
    Die instantly
    neat

  • @tomtheconqerur
    @tomtheconqerur 5 лет назад +1630

    "Hey hey people" is quickly becoming one of the most commonly used phrase in steam reviews. I love this timeline.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 года назад +49

      hey hey people adeptus mechanicus here

    • @Seedaron
      @Seedaron 4 года назад +6

      Also one of the commonly used words to great other people. I don't know if they got sick of it yet

    • @interrogatorrupert1130
      @interrogatorrupert1130 3 года назад +9

      Hello there, Blood Raven. I'm here to do a surprise inspection of your weapon and relic stores to make sure that there's nothing suspicious going on. Please lower void shields and open docking bay 7.

  • @thathandsomedevil0828
    @thathandsomedevil0828 5 лет назад +1577

    The veterans of the game are surprised about the player count surge as well as the top selling nature of the game in the steam charts. It was at position 6 when I last checked. The merchant guilds deliver once again. ^^

    • @JohnDoe-rs4fl
      @JohnDoe-rs4fl 5 лет назад +148

      Its legitimately a good fucking game. Surprised I haven't heard about up to this point.

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +89

      @@JohnDoe-rs4fl I too regret not hearing of it sooner. It has every other roguelike beat by a mile. The gunplay alone puts everything else to shame. Add to that the adrenalin-pumping gameplay and every other indie-roguelike looks like the limp-wristed soyboy game it is.
      Absolutely stunning.

    • @sinni800
      @sinni800 4 года назад +11

      @@Wolf_Larsen Actually already had it before this, and I actually only played it once before throwing it off my PC again lol. Didn't even look deep enough to enjoy it

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +27

      @@sinni800 It's Sseth's power. I remember when he did the Heroes IV review and I went back and installed it after 15 years. I still had it just lying around on CD no less after buying it when I was like 13 or something and never much caring for it. But then again, I enjoyed Disciples 2 more than Heroes so I must be insane in the membrane.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 4 года назад +6

      I saw a steam promotion for it in October, I tried the free Arena standalone expansion, and I loved it. I bought the base game and all the DLC a few days later. It's one of few games I have bought at full price, despite knowing I could wait for a sale. This was pretty much the only game I played after coming home from work for two or more months straight.
      I was surprised to see a lack of well made reviews, or any reviews at all, on RUclips.
      And then Sseth streamed a bit of it. And then he delivered this unto us.
      I was so happy.

  • @TheMemeLich5122
    @TheMemeLich5122 4 года назад +3554

    fun fact: "Synthetik" is also a realistic simulation of the average Monday stroll in Quebec, Canada.

    • @electron9302
      @electron9302 3 года назад +88

      As someone who lives in Quebec, Canada, this is very truthful.

    • @electron9302
      @electron9302 3 года назад +22

      @A Velsen Those nationalists will make your head roll.

    • @protogenhorde8515
      @protogenhorde8515 3 года назад +2

      Interesting

    • @iwansaputra283
      @iwansaputra283 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fvOvrNHSwhs/видео.html so, is this Synthetik tutorial?

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 3 года назад +49

      >Guns in Canada
      HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
      Yeah, sure, right next to the glaciers of Egypt.

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 5 лет назад +2398

    "he's just bulking, and if anyone disagrees, they get stun locked. Forever"

    • @snilledaniel321
      @snilledaniel321 5 лет назад +72

      Why am i getting PDTS flashbacks from league any time i hear the word "stun lock"

    • @manuelsciumbata1264
      @manuelsciumbata1264 5 лет назад +2

      @Kaboom Baby psst... remeber the babysitting jungler bot...

    • @ihatepplwhohatedm
      @ihatepplwhohatedm 5 лет назад +15

      Just got into synthetik. The stunlock is real. I get the shield bash, Riot Guard's battlecry, and stun grenade. You can reload in front of someone's face before you kill em.
      If you get the bandana(lower dash cooldown), you can do what he does with the hover tank and ram it to death

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 4 года назад

      Buncha fuckin cookie cutters

    • @Xeno056
      @Xeno056 4 года назад +5

      Got that boi up to 3389 HP with 25 HP regen with the Berserk charm and Fangs of Mordigan. Too THICC to die.
      Until the loop.

  • @schlorfus
    @schlorfus 5 лет назад +741

    Violence is a question, and the awnser is yes.

    • @__-yz1ob
      @__-yz1ob 5 лет назад +38

      If violence doesnt solve your problems then you are not using enough violence

    • @viktorkm9784
      @viktorkm9784 5 лет назад +11

      Violence can solve the problem even if you don't know what to bring on a birthday party

    • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
      @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 5 лет назад +2

      There are no need for questions, you just gotta do it.

    • @somedude8346
      @somedude8346 4 года назад

      -doom guy 2020

  • @themolman4191
    @themolman4191 5 лет назад +691

    seth and mandalore posted just a couple hours appart, i will need to investigate this phenomenon in greater detail.

    • @TheSappySalamander
      @TheSappySalamander 5 лет назад +76

      Indeed, maybe what the hierophant said was true, they are but 1 hobbit living in the attic!

    • @deathwings51
      @deathwings51 5 лет назад +12

      @@carbharharbcar5867 and he opened his video with "Hey hey people. Sseth here". Not a coincidence I'd say

    • @konradasraciunas3335
      @konradasraciunas3335 5 лет назад +2

      We all know that mandalore is sseth clone just set up for less tolerant audience

    • @sucku115
      @sucku115 5 лет назад

      this happend last time too.... starting to believe they may be the same person

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 лет назад +4

      Seth and Mandalore are the same person moving very fast.

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 4 года назад +1328

    Sseth: Engineer is a class for the insane and the unhinged.
    Also Sseth: has 400 levels in Engineer.

  • @NeumaghAnon
    @NeumaghAnon 5 лет назад +614

    >”Children born into landmines”
    >Shows Emi
    Love you Sseth. Keep it up.

    • @kitthepotato3312
      @kitthepotato3312 5 лет назад +41

      Emi best grill

    • @quafine
      @quafine 5 лет назад +35

      that broke me and brought back so many memories, she will always be best grill.

    • @leonardocarvalho7306
      @leonardocarvalho7306 5 лет назад +41

      Sseth overflows culture

    • @Estmaraver
      @Estmaraver 5 лет назад +82

      A Katawa Shoujo review made by Sseth would be heaven.

    • @rymarz458
      @rymarz458 5 лет назад +20

      Lily, a best.

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 5 лет назад +1511

    You know a game is a must-buy when the review section is filled with "hey hey people"

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah I've checked the Game and everything is full of "hey hey people"

    • @lv1543
      @lv1543 5 лет назад +2

      Lmaoo all the 16 salty people who hate that phrase

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 5 лет назад +18

      Hell, there’s even an announcement on the main menu that just says “hey hey people”

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy 5 лет назад +8

      @@gasterblaster9817 Wait does that mean the Developer added that?

    • @demonetization4960
      @demonetization4960 5 лет назад +2

      @@HandsomeGamerGuy yep

  • @speestechsupport1341
    @speestechsupport1341 5 лет назад +956

    Synthetik in a nutshell: *T H E V I O L E N C E H A S E S C A L A T E D*

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 5 лет назад +33

      *Q U I C K L Y*

    • @BigWyrm67
      @BigWyrm67 5 лет назад +31

      Ok

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 5 лет назад +18

      This game can be summarized in one word
      *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

    • @NATSIRT_45
      @NATSIRT_45 5 лет назад +16

      If you grab a cursed chest, it both gives the cursed shit AND raises terror level, AND spawns 2 expert gunmen to murder you. This game is one of the absolute best hellholes i've experienced.

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 5 лет назад +4

      a better nutshell is:
      *DO YOU LIKE HURTING OTHER PEOPLE?*

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 3 года назад +426

    Days ago, I found a little red button called "mayhem button" said it raises terror level. I couldn't resist clicking the button 4 times. Well there were suddenly enemies I've never seen before.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 3 года назад +35

      Free credits

    • @crouchinglibcrab9527
      @crouchinglibcrab9527 8 месяцев назад +4

      I found a relic that raises terror level 30 times for 30% more damage to elites. I died a brave fool

  • @DetrimentalDerivation
    @DetrimentalDerivation 5 лет назад +4635

    Seth has truly optimized his video editing to the ADD crowd.
    Usually I have those 2 seconds of silence where I get bored with a video, but this guy just compresses the video into a straight shot of dopamine.

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 4 года назад +301

      It's so fucking glorious dude, we get to feel like real ppl

    • @wildstrands3377
      @wildstrands3377 4 года назад +151

      Fantastic videos for people like me who have ADHD

    • @VermillionMonk
      @VermillionMonk 4 года назад +134

      That certainly explains why I enjoy his presentation style so much

    • @Foxtrot972
      @Foxtrot972 4 года назад +86

      I like to call Sseths vids memetics because they're just so damn memorable because of how fast and yet easy it is to keep up.

    • @n.m.dimmick194
      @n.m.dimmick194 4 года назад +153

      Okay but I hardly even noticed the absolute breakneck speed of his editing until you mentioned it. My goblin brain just decided this is the correct speed of information dispersal and latched happily onto it.

  • @nuclearicebreaker
    @nuclearicebreaker 5 лет назад +436

    Synthetik: Legion Rising is now no. 2 on Steam's Top Selling list... The same day of Sseths review.

    • @joestaff89
      @joestaff89 5 лет назад +28

      I was curious why the game was trending on Steam, saw reviews mentioning this video so I checked it out.
      I got the game from a monthly humble bundle just a couple of months ago and put a few hours in. It is pretty ok, probably would be better if I played co-op.

    • @GhostVanguard
      @GhostVanguard 5 лет назад +3

      Use my referral code: RECK-4IDG

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 5 лет назад +19

      And the number of people playing it has doubled. Sseth really did the game a favor.

    • @nixxthebiggz3272
      @nixxthebiggz3272 5 лет назад +2

      What a coincidence, doesn't it?!

    • @N7Toman
      @N7Toman 5 лет назад +24

      It's now 7 times all-time peak concurrent players. Sseth really are saving those indie developers.

  • @Relhio
    @Relhio 4 года назад +1706

    My experience so far:
    - Playing for 8 hours on Demolisher only to realize what this RMB actually does
    - Kill myself with said RMB
    - Pick up a red shotgun > Shoot it the air a few times > Alert half the map > Kill myself instantly when aimed at the enemy
    - Check item description > Try to move said item > Blow myself up because I was facing a wall and shot my grenade launcher instead
    - Aim at an enemy > Miss.jpg > Watch the shell bounce 3 times off a wall towards me sending me to the Shadow Realm
    - Start a boss level > Check my phone for 2 seconds > Get instantly obliterated by a hail of rockets
    - Shoot at minigun turret > Get instantly melted by a rain of bullets
    - Shoot at laser turret > Get instantly melted by rain of photons
    This game is amazing, thank you.

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 4 года назад +106

      Synthetik, the only game where I see a lot of friendly fire... In singleplayer.
      Cause I'm an engineer who gets in the middle of his sentry gun and drones, and the enemies. Not to mention the fking ricochets.
      I even died the same way Sseth did on one of my runs, ON THE SAME FUCKING GUN AND MOD. Bullet misses enemy, bounces off the wall at exactly 180 (that's right the damn thing returned in a straight line right back where it was fired from) degrees and headshots me.

    • @themurderofcoke
      @themurderofcoke 3 года назад +18

      My run last night ended after a loop, I walked out around a corner to be installed by a DMR turret. Didn't even see the thing, just it's smoke trail. Shit gets wild after looping.

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 2 года назад +6

      Heavy Gunner + Sniper duo supremacy ftw
      P.S.: holy shit I have played this game for countless hours and never noticed how ridiculously op Raider was until I tried him out today for like a second time and finally got a hang of his unstoppable Ali Express knife and violently smacked it right in between the steel cheeks of the Machine God in Madness mode, but we all know that beating madness is only the beginning, so I'm not gonna celebrate early lmao

  • @bonogiamboni4830
    @bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад +339

    Hey hey people, synthetik 2 just got announced and soon it will go on early access, so synthetik 1 is 75% off until april 19th. Like sseth pointed out, getting 100 hours of entertainment (likely more) after paying just 5 euros is more than worth it.

    • @ballbatboy
      @ballbatboy 3 года назад +32

      I pirated it initially, played for some 100hours cos it hellafun, bought it for full price, and still got another 250+ hours and growing. Fun fact, I kept my progression from before going legit

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад +12

      @@ballbatboy how the fuck did you keep the progression?

    • @New525
      @New525 3 года назад +3

      @@ballbatboy My progression carried over too. Even the P25

    • @ballbatboy
      @ballbatboy 3 года назад +18

      @@bonogiamboni4830 I think it was a GoG version of the game. I'm guessing the progress is saved in a file on my pc in My Documents, which can also be edited usually. And since I haven't cleaned those directories in quite a while, the new install must have used the same path for the profile data. Not gonna complain

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад +2

      @@ballbatboy makes sense.

  • @darkarchon2841
    @darkarchon2841 5 лет назад +1022

    "Do you like hurting other people?"
    "OF COURSE YOU DO."

    • @thedaniel4999
      @thedaniel4999 5 лет назад +56

      Vlad Demenchuk “it’s a part of you and who are you to deny your own nature”

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 5 лет назад +31

      hotline miami and mgr

    • @cookiesonastick
      @cookiesonastick 4 года назад +15

      Big hotline vibes

    • @MrLFJ7
      @MrLFJ7 4 года назад +6

      @@cookiesonastick
      This This is my true nature

    • @tjskv6055
      @tjskv6055 4 года назад +5

      Its a*cocks shotgun*
      Part of you

  • @sonny259
    @sonny259 5 лет назад +1224

    "engineer is for the insane"
    sseth: *engineer level 400*

    • @SuperMistral99
      @SuperMistral99 4 года назад +22

      he's not wrong

    • @ryanzhu546
      @ryanzhu546 4 года назад +21

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *EXPLODES*

    • @pauliusUwU
      @pauliusUwU 4 года назад +4

      MORE GUN

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 4 года назад +2

      Me: keeps spawning my own drone army. Got a problem with that Kaida corp?

    • @tony3003001
      @tony3003001 4 года назад

      Would you like to hear our Lord and saviour, the engineer class? XD

  • @Ultrox007
    @Ultrox007 5 лет назад +337

    Sseth Levels
    : Riot Guard: 38 / Breacher: 14
    Sniper: 17
    / Assassin: 26
    Raider: 21
    / Heavy Gunner: 18
    Engineer: 406
    / Demolisher: 20

    • @gnome5853
      @gnome5853 5 лет назад +10

      Ezreal 'TrueWOPR' Clownguard henk

    • @botse1
      @botse1 5 лет назад +43

      We can all see what is the best class in the game is

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 5 лет назад +53

      He's not at full power until the Engi is leveled to 420.

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 5 лет назад +8

      @@botse1 I prefer Sniper myself, I too played this game for awhile.

    • @rks-hd8tg
      @rks-hd8tg 5 лет назад +6

      Hello fellow spessman

  • @LordAngrim
    @LordAngrim 3 года назад +158

    For anyone wondering, the music used in the video is:
    ► Payday 2 - The Gauntlet
    ► UBERMOSH - Gunclub
    ► SYNTHETIK: Legion Rising - Cyberpunk Combat 2

    • @nanas1090
      @nanas1090 3 года назад +2

      I love you man, thank you! Been scouting for this since I saw the video months ago!

    • @unterhau1102
      @unterhau1102 2 года назад +2

      Dude holy shit. You're the unsung hero of this comment section

    • @nickpnevmatikatos6637
      @nickpnevmatikatos6637 Год назад +7

      mad lad, Sseth should really starting adding these to the description

  • @user-eo2hk2it5i
    @user-eo2hk2it5i 4 года назад +1273

    "You were never on the mercy of RNG"
    Yeah, tell it to my 35 level Sniper that never had a single sniper rifle thru all of my runs.

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 4 года назад +279

      *sobs in heavy gunner with three different red sniper rifles*

    • @thesleepypiggy
      @thesleepypiggy 4 года назад +107

      honestly automatics are great with sniper due to the increased headshot multiplier and reduced spread.

    • @mortanes2
      @mortanes2 4 года назад +87

      I've been paying sniper with snipers for 40 levels.
      Then i discovered the power of Bren anti air burst boi and never carried 2 sniper rifles again.

    • @Ezekiel_Kleyer
      @Ezekiel_Kleyer 4 года назад +42

      That means the machine-god knows, you don't need one to win.

    • @keltzar1
      @keltzar1 4 года назад +19

      You can increase the likelihood of certain items appearing when setting up your loadout.

  • @RD-uf6gw
    @RD-uf6gw 5 лет назад +526

    Was beginning to think that Sseth had forgotten his obligations to the Guild.

    • @AGS363
      @AGS363 5 лет назад +8

      @@jackvincennes3423 Far worse...with a 5$ fine!

    • @testpleaseignore
      @testpleaseignore 5 лет назад +4

      No he was just waiting for Mandalore to release a video

  • @4STR4STALeatherBelt
    @4STR4STALeatherBelt 4 года назад +1740

    "A fucking plane."
    The delivery of this is fucking golden. jesus christ, how can one man be so absolutely based?

    • @ActualSpectra
      @ActualSpectra 3 года назад +6

      I know right? That was *gold.*

    • @Qew1601
      @Qew1601 3 года назад +37

      "This thing , not to be confuse with that thing "

    • @protogenhorde8515
      @protogenhorde8515 3 года назад +1

      Agreed comrade

    • @richardhunter3441
      @richardhunter3441 3 года назад +3

      RUclips comments are truly cancer of the earth

    • @4STR4STALeatherBelt
      @4STR4STALeatherBelt 3 года назад +15

      @@richardhunter3441 Don't cut yourself on that edge there kiddo.

  • @JamesM-b7j
    @JamesM-b7j 10 месяцев назад +25

    Holy fuck, has it really been 4 years since this video came out?! DUDE. Time flies when you're having a blast.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 лет назад +392

    You’re unironically the best review channel on the platform.

    • @gih9833
      @gih9833 5 лет назад +15

      *on the entire multiverse

    • @regardlessrampage
      @regardlessrampage 5 лет назад +22

      @@gih9833 Sseth and MandaloreGaming are the only game critics I enjoy watching that also have opinions I can appreciate. Yahtzee is funny but he's way too hyperbolic to really be of any help deciding if a game is worthwhile.

    • @tepasaliro8588
      @tepasaliro8588 5 лет назад +8

      Sseth far better than troglodytes called game 'journalist'. Just look at Dean Takahashi doom gameplay

    • @TheBouregard
      @TheBouregard 5 лет назад +10

      I don't let this stand with at least mentioning TotalBiscuit. But yeah, from the current ones he's in the upper echelon. Heavy focus on non-AAA-games or old ones and 4chan humor. It's always a good combination. Thanks to the merchants guild he's also independent enough to not shill garbage. Also most games run on literal potatoes.

    • @regardlessrampage
      @regardlessrampage 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheBouregard TotalBiscuit was fantastic. He still had so much to do and the fact that he's gone is a loss that's hard to properly put into words.

  • @cereskerrigan
    @cereskerrigan 5 лет назад +1032

    Any violence committed by a machine?
    A glitch, an anomaly, a programming error.
    Any violence committed by a man?
    Perfectly natural.
    *_As it always should be._*

    • @lokepameGG
      @lokepameGG 5 лет назад +33

      It as an anomaly if the machine was created not for violence, like when your rice cooker wants to stab you in the back

    • @SrLupinotuum
      @SrLupinotuum 5 лет назад +1

      Well, your guns are also machines

    • @cereskerrigan
      @cereskerrigan 5 лет назад +3

      My oven has a flamethrower, and my rice cooker has a pea-shooter handgun. Help me.

    • @ashrasmun1
      @ashrasmun1 5 лет назад

      Oh so you read the description too! Waow!

    • @Vaibryn
      @Vaibryn 5 лет назад

      @@SrLupinotuum It's not the gun that's violent, but its user 👁️👄👁️

  • @BillyBob-vk8du
    @BillyBob-vk8du 4 года назад +3522

    "...I don't watch anime....by that I mean I'm not a child predator..." Sseth has no chill. Sseth is also savage.

    • @good__person
      @good__person 4 года назад +165

      To be fair Yoko is like 15 years old

    • @dukenintendo
      @dukenintendo 3 года назад +8

      @suffer_maestro are you justifying pedophilia?

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 3 года назад +115

      @@dukenintendo It's a drawing dude, also it's called a joke he doesn't need to justify shit.

    • @dukenintendo
      @dukenintendo 3 года назад +9

      @@dragonandavatarfan8865 are you justifying pedophiles

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 3 года назад +85

      @@dukenintendo I am saying that you're a dumbass.

  • @BIGJUNK1MILLION
    @BIGJUNK1MILLION 3 года назад +457

    The sound design in this game is so fucking good that I’ve been watching this video over and over just to hear the gunshots and critical hit noises go off

    • @Agrargorn
      @Agrargorn 3 года назад +14

      plus the feedback of a shotgun burst right into the head of a robot. this nice trail of oil, just delicious

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 3 года назад +25

      It's so much better when a game's audio director actually makes new sound for weapons. It's the best thing ever. A buddy of mine would not stop giving me shit for not liking Borderlands 2 and 3 because I thought thought gun sounds were awful.

    • @protato911
      @protato911 3 года назад +9

      @@wh3nderson95 Borderlands 2 and 3 did a lot of good, but sounds isn't one of it.

    • @nopenope6150
      @nopenope6150 2 года назад +13

      I swear, the best part of playing Sniper is lining up a headshot, hearing the *DINK* and seeing a massive trail of oil shoot out across the ground. It's so satisfying

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 2 года назад

      Play the game yourself bіtch

  • @wert1234576
    @wert1234576 5 лет назад +714

    Now this is just a conspiracy theory but I think Seth has been replaced with a AI since the star sector episode...

    • @phosforek7343
      @phosforek7343 5 лет назад +38

      That’s bullshit... but i believe it

    • @LockCard
      @LockCard 5 лет назад +17

      why is that? i need to know for the lore.

    • @crabofchaos7881
      @crabofchaos7881 5 лет назад +11

      @@LockCard If you haven't seen the Starsector episode, just watch it, you are in for a treat c:

    • @victorhugosoaresdesouza9876
      @victorhugosoaresdesouza9876 5 лет назад +27

      maybe its an alpha core running the channel

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 5 лет назад +3

      I thought similarly, but I thought it was Mbeke 2 who recently began live streaming on Dlive and put highlights on Sseth's second channel. There used to be containment footage of Mbeke 2, and I know it's gone now but that THING is loose.

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 5 лет назад +551

    Synthetik is a mute symphony where the instruments are high caliber firearms, the music is gunfire and the orchestra is a 10,000 legion strong army of genocidal murderers
    This man is poetic, the good type too

    • @rogerroger8190
      @rogerroger8190 5 лет назад +3

      i heard it as meat symphony and im not sure what i like better.

    • @DeathScorpi0
      @DeathScorpi0 5 лет назад +1

      There's no bad type of poetic, if it's truly poetic

  • @MostUndignified
    @MostUndignified 5 лет назад +1619

    "Sacrifice your legs to the machine god-"
    Skitarii: *Toaster worshipping intensifies*

    • @brendanmurphy214
      @brendanmurphy214 5 лет назад +143

      Worship the machine god for power? Check. Abominable Intelligences that need to be purged? Check.
      Engage the linkage. Purge the heretic and the xeno. And send a servitor to bring the toasters.

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 5 лет назад +30

      Toaster from The Sink entered the chat

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 года назад +32

      We. Are. Not. A. Brick. Wall. We. Are. Skitarii.

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 4 года назад +6

      @@brendanmurphy214 Their existence is blasphemous!

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 4 года назад +12

      My legs are NOT okay.

  • @brocklewis7624
    @brocklewis7624 4 года назад +2195

    As a proud member of the Adeptus Mechanicus, no phrase makes me harder than “you take and you use whatever the machine god gives you.” PRAISE THE OMNISIAH!!!

    • @SxGaming3390
      @SxGaming3390 4 года назад +32

      Nerd

    • @lancekirchner9784
      @lancekirchner9784 4 года назад +33

      @@SxGaming3390 lmfao

    • @renderscott
      @renderscott 3 года назад +141

      FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH...IT DISGUSTED ME

    • @williamwhitehouse8741
      @williamwhitehouse8741 3 года назад +98

      I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

    • @renderscott
      @renderscott 3 года назад +96

      I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE

  • @Schu012
    @Schu012 5 лет назад +697

    Hey hey people, finally a new episode here

  • @АлександрИсаков-ю8в
    @АлександрИсаков-ю8в 5 лет назад +639

    400 lvl on engineer, he knows what he’s talking about

  • @CMMNG
    @CMMNG 5 лет назад +798

    "The 420 SniperDragon"
    Litteraly bought the game.

    • @Honed-
      @Honed- 5 лет назад +12

      same, time to 360 no scope these n00bs

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 5 лет назад +45

      It's a surprisingly fun gun for such a ridiculous gimmick.

    • @RemiScutlet
      @RemiScutlet 5 лет назад +11

      your name say it all

    • @zacgarcia9082
      @zacgarcia9082 5 лет назад +13

      I thought he was legit joking but no.....no he was not, i was 360noscoping with the sniper class making mad money

    • @EFCasual
      @EFCasual 5 лет назад +1

      I find that it is so distracting that using it past the first boss will result in a quick loss.

  • @RookMeAmadeus
    @RookMeAmadeus 3 года назад +248

    Synthetik 2 is a thing now, though still in Early Access. But Sseth and the Merchant's Guild were not forgotten. You can get an option to join the Merchant's Guild in S2.
    And you must.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад

      There's a merchant's guild? Really?

    • @Strato_Casterrr9898
      @Strato_Casterrr9898 3 года назад

      @@bonogiamboni4830 sseth's patreon

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад

      @@Strato_Casterrr9898 no i mean the one in syn 2, what is it in game?

    • @Strato_Casterrr9898
      @Strato_Casterrr9898 3 года назад

      @@bonogiamboni4830 idk really, I just assumed its a link to his patreon. Sorry dude.

    • @Valskyr
      @Valskyr 2 года назад

      kek

  • @allah5404
    @allah5404 5 лет назад +235

    The world briefly stops every time this man uploads yet another masterpiece

  • @Pear_chan
    @Pear_chan 5 лет назад +613

    >'Much like a woman...'
    >Shows Bailey Jay
    I'm in. This is the game for me.

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 5 лет назад +56

      Had to pause the video for a moment after that one, seth always catches me when I least expect it.

    • @grey4796
      @grey4796 5 лет назад +175

      The fact that you know who she is only proves your degeneracy, an exemplary sseth fan

    • @Sudo_Nimh
      @Sudo_Nimh 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah the official Girl of the Jim Norton show, what about it?

    • @123deserted
      @123deserted 5 лет назад

      ChokeOnAPear h

    • @techcheap2340
      @techcheap2340 5 лет назад +11

      My pp is confused

  • @arccharge650
    @arccharge650 5 лет назад +686

    assassin: ok, im gonna sneak up on that one and backstab him
    raider: * rushes in * *D* *A* *G* *T* *O* *G* *S*

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy 5 лет назад +24

      Dog-Tags
      NO DAGTOGS BOOM

    • @saharatul
      @saharatul 4 года назад +1

      Sniper - Headshot across the map. You were saying?

    • @demiandesu
      @demiandesu 4 года назад +2

      @@saharatul Heavy Gunner - BRRRRR BRRRRRRR ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING? BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @demiandesu
      @demiandesu 4 года назад +3

      breacher: * rushes in *
      riot guard: * rushes in, but slowly *
      engineer: * restacking items in inventory *
      turret: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
      demolisher: I accidentally my co-op partner

    • @AshamanJames
      @AshamanJames 4 года назад

      Engineer- I NEED MY TOOLS! MY TOOLS!

  • @Doctor-Infinite
    @Doctor-Infinite 4 года назад +184

    For some reason I always find myself rewatching this video
    It's so entertaining

  • @sleeplessindefatigable6385
    @sleeplessindefatigable6385 4 года назад +646

    "Here's a weapon for nihilists"
    Not gonna lie, I want a picture of the 420 sniperdragon printed off with that quote underneath it.

  • @Oleg-px3us
    @Oleg-px3us 5 лет назад +383

    Bought the game and whoops there go 10 hours. The best part of it was when the global chat loaded and it was like an unmoderated version of this video's comment section - constant "hey hey people", furries, memes, and racial expletives as far as the eye can see.

    • @thesquirtof8759
      @thesquirtof8759 5 лет назад +53

      The best Global Chat any ChadGamer™ can witness.

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 5 лет назад +28

      Came for the game, stayed for the global chat.

    • @Oleg-px3us
      @Oleg-px3us 4 года назад +20

      @Angel Guzman yesterday there were two dudes arguing for over an hour about which plane was better - the A10 or the F35.

    • @josephgilboy6259
      @josephgilboy6259 4 года назад +10

      @@Oleg-px3us but seriously though the A10 is a heap of junk, its renewal was the last laugh of John McCain before his death. The thing was outdated when it came out, literally only meant to destroy Soviet supply columns in the Fulda gap (because it sure as hell couldn't take out serious armour)

    • @katla3393
      @katla3393 4 года назад +4

      Ive seen people debate about American slavery and the morality behind it. Truly a interesting chat

  • @megarepal
    @megarepal 5 лет назад +560

    12:57 "SYNTHETIK is much like a woman"
    **Bailey Jay pops out**
    No doubt man, no doubt

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад +30

      Never heard about this Bailey Jay. Knowing this channel, I bet irony is in effect

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 4 года назад +35

      R I’ll tell you one thing, she aint one you wanna see in a skirt

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад +33

      @@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange I will not even ask google who is this thing, better to stay ignorant

    • @ivandubsky705
      @ivandubsky705 4 года назад +9

      @@RRRRRRRRR33 Good choice

    • @cloacky4409
      @cloacky4409 4 года назад +3

      @@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange uhh?

  • @DancerVeiled
    @DancerVeiled 3 года назад +615

    "This one's called a 'Grenade launcher'."
    "It launches 'grenades'."
    "You don't need these. Eject them *immediately*."
    I laughed heartily.

  • @tastefulsimpleton7325
    @tastefulsimpleton7325 5 лет назад +1112

    THE ESTONIAN NATION SHALL RISE AGAIN

    • @rosshagino5875
      @rosshagino5875 5 лет назад +41

      linus sex tips

    • @tinytf7202
      @tinytf7202 5 лет назад +51

      You talking a lot of shit for someone in Baltic state distance !

    • @iHawke
      @iHawke 5 лет назад +17

      EESTI VÕIT TÜRA

    • @CompagnonDeMisere25
      @CompagnonDeMisere25 5 лет назад +16

      Finland: Sight... Fine, how much do you need Estonia?

    • @mikemirrer687
      @mikemirrer687 5 лет назад +6

      Ferrow Gweilo Mike Mirrer here. That wirr onry happen if you pray Raid: Shadow Regends today. HAHA! Great-ah happenings wirra visit you if you pray RAIDH: SHADOW REGENDS today!

  • @fluffyram-
    @fluffyram- 5 лет назад +111

    "I have a single question. Do you enjoy violence? Of course you do, it's a part of you. And who are you, to deny your own nature? So come with me, and let me show you, some real ultra-violence, and lets dehumanize ourselves, togehter. Welcome, To Synthetik."
    Poetry.

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 5 лет назад +174

    10:52 "Learning demands suffering"
    *Brand of Sacrifice vibrates violently*

    • @ceryler.4096
      @ceryler.4096 5 лет назад +1

      As I'm currently desperately trying to finish multiple essays and a lab before the deadline, after a full days work, I feel this deep.

  • @JavvyF61
    @JavvyF61 4 года назад +190

    first bullet hell game where the player is the reason the screen is fifty shades of projectile

  • @Radwulf.C
    @Radwulf.C 5 лет назад +249

    ''Ashkenazi arithmetics'' for some reason the fact that it was in pennies got me pretty friggen hard

  • @AROAH
    @AROAH 5 лет назад +616

    “Just like a woman”
    I feel dirty knowing who that woman is and what her secret is.

    • @thejojex6600
      @thejojex6600 5 лет назад +83

      She has a doudle doo

    • @Apoxias
      @Apoxias 5 лет назад +6

      😉

    • @anarquia201
      @anarquia201 5 лет назад +22

      Im really curious, does she have a Dick? What's her name?

    • @NemesisJanus
      @NemesisJanus 5 лет назад +75

      Bailey Jay

    • @NemesisJanus
      @NemesisJanus 5 лет назад +21

      @@torrent That too, but most of her stuff is under Bailey Jay. The Linetrap sets are barely worth looking at these days.

  • @jessesmith4757
    @jessesmith4757 5 лет назад +573

    *Fights an actual tank*
    "I got this!"
    *Stacked SMG overheats and literally kills me*

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +43

      >he trusted an SMG
      Serves you right.

    • @jessesmith4757
      @jessesmith4757 4 года назад +10

      @@Wolf_Larsen is riot guard and coukdnt fund a shotty. Was a cursed run

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +8

      @@jessesmith4757 ah, OK. Thicc boi is best with his riot shield. I have yet to get it in a divine variety, but the Ultra variant is mighty strong. If you can put a hair trigger on it, it even conserves ammo pretty well.

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 4 года назад +1

      @@jessesmith4757 I got some more playtime in, and the SMGs absolutely own in Hyper Adrenaline mode. Since damage is is pretty much maxed out for every gun, you are left with the sweet, sweet boons they supply.
      I once had +30 health regen from the medic smg and on a different run practically infinite shield from the laser SMG.
      Only the Spectre sucks since its bonus is a one time kind of deal.

    • @ihatepplwhohatedm
      @ihatepplwhohatedm 4 года назад

      @@Wolf_Larsen how do you get variants of the starting item?

  • @unintentionallydramatic
    @unintentionallydramatic 3 года назад +58

    I actually rewatch this review for the raw entertainment factor every few months.
    Sseth captured the rhythm of the game perfectly.

  • @TheColdsuit
    @TheColdsuit 5 лет назад +154

    This is the most excited I’ve seen Sseth. That’s good.

    • @ALoreMiles
      @ALoreMiles 5 лет назад

      @Mr. Clean concerta calms me down. is there something wrong with me?

    • @ALoreMiles
      @ALoreMiles 5 лет назад

      @Mr. Clean That shit is expensive, I'm not taking more than 3 36mg pills in one sitting.
      Besides, my brain lacks dopamine so taking concerta makes me "normal" :p

  • @cosmicmuse2195
    @cosmicmuse2195 5 лет назад +112

    The Engineer was literally made for Sseth and his love of absolute gamble.

    • @KUNAIfever
      @KUNAIfever 5 лет назад +3

      bet he watches that anime....

  • @dude99121
    @dude99121 4 года назад +265

    And now you can get a free all-class starter item by typing /HEYHEY in the chat
    Memes are no longer dreams

  • @o_higgins
    @o_higgins 4 года назад +218

    I have watched this so much I have memorised around 80% of the script. Help.

    • @tiredbutstillkicking7596
      @tiredbutstillkicking7596 3 года назад +15

      Today i have a single question. Do you enjoy violence?

    • @zanard33
      @zanard33 3 года назад +22

      *OF COURSE YOU DO*

    • @tiredbutstillkicking7596
      @tiredbutstillkicking7596 3 года назад +22

      It's a, part of you...

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 года назад +19

      @@tiredbutstillkicking7596 And who are you to deny... and that's where my memory train leaved the station

  • @mrwindupbird101
    @mrwindupbird101 4 года назад +137

    At this point, marketing schools should be using your videos as recommended watching; Being able to pull labors of love out of the realm of obscurity to site crashing sales again and again. You do amazing work and it's good to see someone using their influence to help out the little guys who might get passed over otherwise. Keep up the amazing work Sseth.

  • @acepedro12
    @acepedro12 5 лет назад +289

    I see Mandalore is finally managing to juggle both his personalities.

    • @hfrmartin
      @hfrmartin 5 лет назад +8

      is this confirmed yet?

    • @nicholassmith8027
      @nicholassmith8027 5 лет назад +3

      i dont hear it, i think people are just really hoping

    • @Exigentable
      @Exigentable 5 лет назад +3

      If you like Mandalore and sseth, check out Grimbeard.

    • @Owl9174
      @Owl9174 5 лет назад +5

      3 personalities, dont forget UberDanger

    • @spydere3392
      @spydere3392 5 лет назад +5

      The cinematic universe is slowly taking shape

  • @Nabo42
    @Nabo42 5 лет назад +292

    "I don't watch much anime, I'm not a child predator"

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 5 лет назад +19

      Bet sseth predating the pope instead

    • @retardmode
      @retardmode 5 лет назад +12

      @@r3zaful Sseth predates all of humanity, he is an ancient god that secretly rules over every natural (and unnatural) process that occurs on Earth

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 4 года назад +41

    The opening bit you did was genius. I could see it being part of a documentary about moms against violent videogames.

  • @rustamfadeev9198
    @rustamfadeev9198 4 года назад +187

    "It's also probably going to kill you. But hey. Learning is fun. And learning demands suffering"
    Students: Yes

  • @mattgriffin8108
    @mattgriffin8108 5 лет назад +271

    The berserk charm had the brand from “Berserk” on it

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 лет назад +28

      I believe I saw an Akira reference too. 👌

    • @Licherous
      @Licherous 5 лет назад +5

      i got it tonight on heavy gunner, it's pretty ridiculous

  • @Droga24.7
    @Droga24.7 5 лет назад +155

    10:52 "learning demands suffering" while showing an item with the Brand of Sacrifice.

  • @happygoat4648
    @happygoat4648 3 года назад +29

    I love that intro, I find myself coming back to it from time to time, the delivery is spot on, it sound like a vilain from a badass movie

  • @mandaloretheangry9043
    @mandaloretheangry9043 5 лет назад +291

    "i'm not into anime, i'm not a child predator"

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 5 лет назад +20

      So that's why I like anime...

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 5 лет назад +43

      Seth is clearly lying lmao in the Evenicle review he literally said he liked to rape kids

    • @GegoXaren
      @GegoXaren 5 лет назад

      Hummm....

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 лет назад

      I don't mind some anime-ness in my JRPG's, so long as it's executed well. Case in point, Lunar Silver Star Story/Eternal Blue.
      That's about it though...

    • @bigdongbazuso4147
      @bigdongbazuso4147 5 лет назад +1

      Cima did nothing wrong

  • @andrewstewart1464
    @andrewstewart1464 5 лет назад +151

    10:53 Berserk's Brand of Sacrifice. I love all the small references scattered throughout this game.

    • @flynntom8057
      @flynntom8057 4 года назад +11

      Is that a motherfucking Berserk reference?!!??!!????:%5|`£

    • @TheZebigboss
      @TheZebigboss 4 года назад +2

      Damn, nice find!!

    • @kranianus5559
      @kranianus5559 4 года назад +4

      Just waiting for someone to notice the design of the Hover Tank. Which looks EXACTLY like the GDI Hover MLRS from Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun and the expansion pack called as Firestorm.

  • @teos4664
    @teos4664 5 лет назад +71

    4:14 rip, TempleOS, gone but never forgotten. we love you.

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 3 года назад +57

    "Do you enjoy violence? Of course you do. It's a part of you. And who are you to deny your own nature?"
    Bro, deep.

  • @carom1
    @carom1 5 лет назад +141

    Children born on land mines, then shows Katawa Shoujo legless girl
    That hurt me man

    • @Maisonyeeooo1994
      @Maisonyeeooo1994 5 лет назад +18

      Skeeticus it’s ok it says anal on one of her jumpers

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 5 лет назад +5

      that was the best fan art i've ever seen ngl

  • @Hanzer-ns5bh
    @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 лет назад +253

    "Ashkenazi arithmetic"
    Dying.

  • @romax3115
    @romax3115 5 лет назад +72

    ahhh yes, i remember my neighbor totoro gunning down entire village with anti matter sniper rifle

    • @Harril8265
      @Harril8265 5 лет назад +10

      Classic scene, best part of the movie.

  • @xavier7479
    @xavier7479 Год назад +17

    Do you realize how hard it is to make a individual rewatch a video every month just because the dopamine outweighs the clear understanding you've seen it already.
    Sseth makes it look easy.

  • @PsySaucererOfnHen
    @PsySaucererOfnHen 5 лет назад +223

    "Children born on landmines"
    Hmmm what do we-- HEY THAT'S EMI!

  • @Ironwizard42
    @Ironwizard42 5 лет назад +259

    "Sacrifice your limbs to the machine god"
    Is this game really about tech-priests putting down Abominable Intelligence?

    • @NightLordfan
      @NightLordfan 5 лет назад +12

      Did they get Paddington?

    • @MarktheRude
      @MarktheRude 5 лет назад +37

      "Hello this is tech-support"
      "Please kill everything"
      "k."

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 5 лет назад +3

      Nah, it's about the war with Men of Iron.

    • @omfgfrinkomfg
      @omfgfrinkomfg 5 лет назад +1

      @@arnantphongsatha7906 yeah tech priests still have about a good, what 15k years? Before the birth of slanessh, the end of the age of wonder, the eventual isolation of Sol and the rise of the cult of the machine god

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 5 лет назад +4

      No, they're in their comfy Manufactorum. This game is about the Skitarii venturing forth onto an extremely high-tech world which outdid the Mechanicus, and putting down the AI revolt.

  • @egomachina5321
    @egomachina5321 5 лет назад +79

    Holy shit I learned about the premiere by logging on youtube, 30secs ago. Cheers Sseth thanks for your content you magnificent beast

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 4 года назад +58

    "Raising terror level."
    "For what?"
    "Nothing!"
    [perturbed scoff]

  • @Naga1877
    @Naga1877 5 лет назад +120

    Let me get this straight. This amazing looking game I’ve never heard of was on sale until yesterday? Why couldn’t the prophet Sseth enlighten us sooner?

    • @ShacoPL
      @ShacoPL 5 лет назад

      Yeah, what a shame, I would've picked it up for sure

    • @samjohnson5507
      @samjohnson5507 5 лет назад

      It's on sale on gamesplanet for 9 Euro for the weekend, got it there yesterday

    • @samjohnson5507
      @samjohnson5507 5 лет назад

      fr.gamesplanet.com/game/synthetik-legion-rising-steam-key--3642-1 there ya go

    • @LazzyVamples
      @LazzyVamples 5 лет назад

      It is also, quite honestly, worth the full price.

  • @leonardoresende3232
    @leonardoresende3232 5 лет назад +65

    Children born in landmines proceds to show Emi from "katawa shoujo" , damn i love sseth.

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 5 лет назад +221

    Meet me in the mall: It's going down edition

  • @mailpack584
    @mailpack584 3 года назад +26

    I never get bored of watching this video. And as a matter of fact, i never get bored of repeatedly watching all of his videos.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 5 лет назад +144

    "Listen to this, and tell me you're not aroused right now."
    I can barely hear it over your damn voice!... So yes, yes I am.

  • @zaregoto6022
    @zaregoto6022 5 лет назад +54

    "In the hands of a trained prof- professional"
    Sseth you truly are a gift that keeps on giving

  • @TheBrez
    @TheBrez 5 лет назад +93

    4:59
    You're now legally obligated by the Merchant's Guild™ to review Katawa Shoujo. You know you want to, Sseth.

    • @Estmaraver
      @Estmaraver 5 лет назад +10

      I would pay for that review.
      Come on Sseth *Earn your shekels*

    • @jmanzx5508
      @jmanzx5508 5 лет назад +1

      Anthony Breznican Another cultured man. I'm adding my shekels in to get this to happen.

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +52

    So. This is December 16 2020 speaking.
    Update 16 dropped today.
    New shit added, and it's awesome shit
    Addition from 2021- quick story of a co-op game with a friend.
    We got to the green stage, I was sniper he was engineer and I accidentaly 360-no scoped him with my upgraded sniper dragon by accident. He slid in between my shot and an enemy, and right after that Headhunters spawned

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 года назад +1

      Can i get a quick recap? I just got the game so i don't know what's new and what was in it beforehand.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +7

      @@bonogiamboni4830 so, they added achievments and couple items. From what I see the shaker stand is a new thing. They also added new boss after the second area, the moving floor with death on both sides where you need to survive waves od enemies

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 года назад +3

      @@masterzoroark6664 ok cool. Good to know. So far i'm loving the game, sseth never misses with his game recommendations.

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 года назад

      Isnt it 26?