Snitching on your Dealer | Ashton Womack | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @calebward1250
    @calebward1250 Год назад +709

    That was a tough crowd but he did his thing especially with that random ass impression 😂

    • @sweetpea102
      @sweetpea102 Год назад +35

      Completely agree...he's fabulous 😂

    • @Mebeshe
      @Mebeshe Год назад +17

      Listen, it's 0725 in the morning, and that Yoda impression had me literally screaming. 😂😂😂😂

    • @501Labsmusic
      @501Labsmusic 11 месяцев назад +4

      easy to impress I see lol half that set was trash 😂

    • @calebward1250
      @calebward1250 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@501Labsmusic to each is their own my guy don’t come at me cause you don’t know how to laugh🤣

    • @cmartin6109
      @cmartin6109 11 месяцев назад +6

      those first jokes about oil spills were sharp darts, and the crowd just chuckled

  • @shauna-gaybowens2113
    @shauna-gaybowens2113 Год назад +397

    That street name joke was solid 😂

    • @motaharehjadidi5875
      @motaharehjadidi5875 Год назад

      Did he reference something? I didn't get it. Can you tell me?

    • @Vivaswan
      @Vivaswan Год назад +11

      Martin Luther King is usually a rough street in any city

    • @keshard90
      @keshard90 Год назад +1

      Definitely 🔥🔥

  • @iRahhh_me
    @iRahhh_me Год назад +411

    That last joke was so stupid, it had me cracking up. Your ability to power through your set during tough crowd moments is badass.

  • @crystalclear5677
    @crystalclear5677 Год назад +144

    He tells jokes like he's speaking to a bunch of friends in his living room and I love it😂 casual and goofy, made me laugh so much and I especially loved the delivery on "That's illegal??"

    • @SENATORPAIN1
      @SENATORPAIN1 11 месяцев назад

      By the looks of it he is in his living room.

    • @WatchThisTv818
      @WatchThisTv818 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/GcBJ6rZ_te8/видео.htmlsi=TByCL3H33hSy7aeA😅😂😅😂😅 Pure Comedy

  • @richjokes
    @richjokes Год назад +122

    "They threw the book at R Kelly"-what am I supposed to do with this
    BAWHAW!!!

    • @bigcat4O8
      @bigcat4O8 Год назад +1

      😹😹😹😹 this man is clever af

  • @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186
    @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186 Год назад +207

    That Dakota pipeline joke is hard af

    • @garbour456
      @garbour456 Год назад +10

      I was looking for this comment! So true

    • @bigcat4O8
      @bigcat4O8 Год назад +7

      Facts

    • @WatchThisTv818
      @WatchThisTv818 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/GcBJ6rZ_te8/видео.htmlsi=TByCL3H33hSy7aeA😅😂😅😂😅 Pure Comedy

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x Год назад +232

    "i am not missing this episode of church" 😂 found his standup a few weeks ago and started following immediately, don't tell is on it. amazing writer and funny asf

    • @WatchThisTv818
      @WatchThisTv818 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/GcBJ6rZ_te8/видео.htmlsi=TByCL3H33hSy7aeA😅😂😅😂😅 Pure Comedy

  • @koobano
    @koobano Год назад +31

    “Can i get a witness? Naw fr i need a witness”😂

  • @sipho6013
    @sipho6013 Год назад +340

    Never heard so many double entendres in a set 😂

  • @brandonlongbottom5747
    @brandonlongbottom5747 Год назад +182

    Somebody quick TESTIFY! Lol hilarious word play

    • @DRDR3ADSA
      @DRDR3ADSA 11 месяцев назад +2

      Crowd missed that one lol

  • @royalnerd717
    @royalnerd717 Год назад +147

    This dudes wordplay was on point

  • @JustMe_OhWell
    @JustMe_OhWell Год назад +84

    A local church near me just got busted for weed. 😂 The nuns had it. No lie! I can't make this up. Lmao!

    • @brentkaufer1243
      @brentkaufer1243 Год назад +11

      I bet they had that 🔥

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion 11 месяцев назад +2

      JFC! 😂

    • @SweatyBetties
      @SweatyBetties 9 месяцев назад

      Can I buy some weed from your pastor, does sunday service serve on sundays?

    • @jlui21
      @jlui21 8 месяцев назад +2

      sooo..what time is service?

  • @allegraanegra455
    @allegraanegra455 Год назад +223

    The woman behind him when he’s telling the OJ joke was not amused 😭😭

  • @dlxinfinite7098
    @dlxinfinite7098 8 месяцев назад +4

    His jokes have so many layers. And good timing. A thinking person's comic. Damn, he's good.

  • @dequanedwards8816
    @dequanedwards8816 Год назад +40

    Honestly, I love a clever set and he was absolutely cunning in every one of his jokes. I was impressed as much as was tickled, they were super funny and just so creatively angled.

  • @nameless.faceless.
    @nameless.faceless. Год назад +14

    “You ain’t nailing black Jesus to a cross” 😂🤣

  • @charleshopkins224
    @charleshopkins224 11 месяцев назад +10

    “We done reached the mountain top, how high you trying to Get.”😭💯

  • @TheUnitedDrills
    @TheUnitedDrills Год назад +21

    That R. Kelly Sentence Joke was GOOD! 😂

  • @moises8war
    @moises8war 11 месяцев назад +7

    That was fantastic!
    “That guy fucks” haha

  • @youtubeuser3819
    @youtubeuser3819 5 месяцев назад +2

    I felt like that last bit was a polite way for him to let the crowd know that they sucked lmao - his entire set was gold and they were just not having it

  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman Год назад +67

    That street name joke was funny. I don't think the audience got it right away.

  • @bigcat4O8
    @bigcat4O8 Год назад +19

    "That man's wife was murdered." 🥴🙃😉💀💀💀

  • @Surferswave
    @Surferswave Год назад +26

    Unique comedy style doesn’t seem forced 😂definitely as he grow he could be a top comedian

  • @mash_amba
    @mash_amba Год назад +41

    Man the double entendres 😂

  • @rontropics26
    @rontropics26 Год назад +29

    No lie, my preacher I had when I was little is in jail now. He was at January 6th lol

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Год назад +4

      Funny, not funny part is anyone willing to testify on his behalf was probably there too.

  • @lucariojet
    @lucariojet Год назад +65

    Was laughing so hard I had to stop eating to keep from choking 😂

  • @Whoiskimb
    @Whoiskimb 8 месяцев назад +2

    ‘I got that dream dawg wassup’
    Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VintageAndersonMusic
    @VintageAndersonMusic Год назад +34

    He’s so freakin intelligent and refreshingly funny!

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 Год назад +26

    His delivery makes it that only he can make those specific sentences as funny

    • @WatchThisTv818
      @WatchThisTv818 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/GcBJ6rZ_te8/видео.htmlsi=TByCL3H33hSy7aeA😅😂😅😂😅 Pure Comedy

  • @jongreenit
    @jongreenit Год назад +14

    "I got that dream dawg.. wassup?" had me weak 😂

  • @deadmwalker
    @deadmwalker 11 месяцев назад +6

    banger after banger this shit fantastic

  • @pAWNproductionsDE
    @pAWNproductionsDE Год назад +8

    That street name bit was the epitome of "so stupid, it's brilliant"

  • @AasimSoomro
    @AasimSoomro Год назад +8

    Good stuff, I had to stop drinking my water lol when he did the MLK line.

  • @Alkiel
    @Alkiel Год назад +6

    that OJ part was COLD. Girl in the front to the right face didnt move! Meanwhile i'm over here embarrassed and lmao

  • @morgengabe1
    @morgengabe1 Год назад +32

    He'd make a good wedding/event host/mc/toaster

  • @Charlieseason_16
    @Charlieseason_16 Год назад +8

    ASHTON WOMACK A LEGEND!

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Год назад +5

    Your funny hit me when I didn’t expect it. That’s my favorite kind. My laugh jumped out.

  • @yuhyuhitsyaboi5460
    @yuhyuhitsyaboi5460 Год назад +11

    the R kelly joke had me chuckling too hard lmbo

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +3

    “Uriel” 😂

  • @bigcat4O8
    @bigcat4O8 Год назад +7

    Straight off the bat, that r.kelly joke is clever. 💪🏾✊🏾

  • @youngar5882
    @youngar5882 5 месяцев назад +1

    Get this man a special. This was some original funny stuff. 😂

  • @illanoiz1
    @illanoiz1 4 месяца назад +1

    He was refreshing….really original content. Had those sneak jokes that had me rolling

  • @DailyChucklesTube
    @DailyChucklesTube Год назад +7

    love that you powered through that hard crowd, still made me chuckle!

  • @beentay21
    @beentay21 Год назад +5

    His wordplay is next level 😂

  • @kittenslayer516
    @kittenslayer516 9 месяцев назад +2

    "I am NOT missing this episode of church!" 😂

  • @RizzFinesse
    @RizzFinesse 10 месяцев назад +4

    His jokes and schemes were put together real well.

  • @jamesrara
    @jamesrara Год назад +19

    This is one of the best standups I've seen in here. 😅

  • @brandoneasygoing1902
    @brandoneasygoing1902 Год назад +10

    This brotha is hilarious. Give him his props 😂 😂😂

  • @bellykachman
    @bellykachman Год назад +15

    "Sex Ed"🤣

  • @lewhossofdoom
    @lewhossofdoom Год назад +29

    Hilarious! Great jokes throughout!

  • @realhusky
    @realhusky Год назад +8

    Ashton is great!

  • @darkprincess1366
    @darkprincess1366 Год назад +17

    He really got jokes 😂

  • @DonCE0
    @DonCE0 Год назад +3

    I got that dream dawg took me out 😂😂

  • @majinbooch3787
    @majinbooch3787 Год назад +3

    The yoda impression killed me 😭

  • @relativelybasic
    @relativelybasic 17 дней назад

    Bro the Lupe Fiasco of standup with all them double entendres.

  • @janayh2817
    @janayh2817 Год назад +3

    Nah for real tho…my pastor went to jail. Shiloh Metropolitan Baptist Church, Jax FL 😂

  • @leahg4333
    @leahg4333 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love the wordplay in his set!

  • @wesmoore513
    @wesmoore513 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why my boy look like Cam'ron and Anthony Makcie had a kid!
    Bro is hilarious, though! 😂😂

  • @Florida561
    @Florida561 Год назад +10

    Funny af 😂

  • @koolaids7538
    @koolaids7538 5 месяцев назад +1

    This guy's comedy is funny!!

  • @a1cwhite1
    @a1cwhite1 Год назад +2

    DeLano my street name thats genius lol

  • @wilky952
    @wilky952 7 месяцев назад +1

    How have I never heard of this guy, That was a strong set.

  • @JP-jd8wr
    @JP-jd8wr Год назад +5

    He was hilarious 😂

  • @zurieledwards6188
    @zurieledwards6188 4 месяца назад +1

    The low key word play is great.

  • @Havox-
    @Havox- 9 месяцев назад

    The drug dealer jokes were awesome, but man did he kinda bomb at the end lol.

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 7 месяцев назад

    "We didn't have classes. Like sex ed... was just a really cool guy. You be like, oh him, that's Sex Ed". 😅 hahaha lmao

  • @zahiddewji
    @zahiddewji Год назад +5

    one of the best

  • @robertoaguilar9784
    @robertoaguilar9784 7 месяцев назад +1

    This cat is hilarious…..

  • @RandomViewss
    @RandomViewss 10 месяцев назад +1

    This nigga gotta be a rapper the way he put them lines together

  • @louiselincoln
    @louiselincoln Год назад +4

    I wonder if that Yoda joke might also work as "Yoda getting sucked off"? That's what it sounded like to me!! Works both ways, I suspect.

  • @landlocked_lifts332
    @landlocked_lifts332 Год назад +4

    Sex Edward lmaooo

  • @SelladorOfficial
    @SelladorOfficial Год назад +16

    This guy is going to make it far and fast

  • @WyndalGreyOfficial
    @WyndalGreyOfficial Год назад +2

    The ending had me DYING i mean actual tears 😂😂🤣🤣😭💀

  • @TayKaK
    @TayKaK 10 месяцев назад +2

    why yall say the crowd was tough? they was laughin hard ash😭

  • @terripds1278
    @terripds1278 7 месяцев назад +1

    This guy hilarious 😂😂

  • @4RTMS9
    @4RTMS9 Год назад +1

    I was laughing the whole time but that closing joke sent me lol

  • @originalsteveo
    @originalsteveo Год назад +5

    Bruh that set was hilarious! Crowd was weaaaaak

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic 9 месяцев назад

    "Eat out. Or do not. There is no try." 😂

  • @davinaetwaroo
    @davinaetwaroo Год назад +2

    I cracked up! Great job!

  • @HarrisAlterman
    @HarrisAlterman Год назад +4

    ashton is a great comedian.

  • @alburnett75
    @alburnett75 11 месяцев назад +1

    Other than the yoda joke at the end, this set was hilarious

  • @dexdaytona
    @dexdaytona 8 месяцев назад

    the funny in this on is STRONG 👍🏾👍🏾

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the laughs🤣i needed this🙏💯👍

  • @mattresbert
    @mattresbert 10 месяцев назад +1

    Very funny stuff
    Brilliant

  • @mrb2643
    @mrb2643 Год назад +1

    He can't read, but i believe he can fly

  • @paulmerritt2484
    @paulmerritt2484 7 месяцев назад +1

    Delano my street name lol!

  • @madd.villain
    @madd.villain 8 месяцев назад

    I like Ashton, dude starts off with a cadence and somberness to his jokes and stories like Chapelle but punches hard at the end like Kat. Dude has his own casual spin on standup to, makes it feel more personal imo. Hope to see more material from him in the future.

  • @user-eq3qh4gw1k
    @user-eq3qh4gw1k 7 месяцев назад +1

    Clever jokes lmao

  • @jaykaynum5569
    @jaykaynum5569 2 месяца назад

    He wasn't. He was in jail😂

  • @AlimiAlpha
    @AlimiAlpha 10 месяцев назад

    Got curious and actually looked up his pastor yeah that dude was scamming 🤣

  • @babybecz
    @babybecz Год назад +1

    Its Delano from Houston Tx ?

  • @jamaal8395
    @jamaal8395 10 месяцев назад

    That yoda bullshit killed the whole set😂😂

  • @mr.hester5671
    @mr.hester5671 Год назад +2

    He must be from Houston 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cruzjenkins8911
    @cruzjenkins8911 6 месяцев назад +1

    Cuz funny asf 😂😂😂😂

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 4 месяца назад

    The R Kelly bit, yup. He's him. Yup, lmao.

  • @artinfluence
    @artinfluence 8 месяцев назад

    I was literally thinking ...Kirby John

  • @gharmon06
    @gharmon06 Год назад +8

    The husband in the red shirt cracked before the wife did 😂 I don’t think she ever actually did.

    • @tae7x
      @tae7x Год назад +8

      lol looks like she did after white jesus's abs but she was not playing about OJ

    • @Bone7essPizza
      @Bone7essPizza Год назад +8

      Looked like the husband was trying not to laugh at the OJ joke but it was just too good that he had to crack lol. Now THATS funny
      Edit: forgot a word

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Год назад

      ​@@Bone7essPizzaoh you better follow him before he follows you. 😅😮☠️

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 Год назад +1

    As in dave chappelle says he definitely did it lmao

  • @James-hs3tu
    @James-hs3tu Год назад +1

    1:24
    That's illegal 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SantasGoldfish
    @SantasGoldfish 4 месяца назад

    Funny shit, loved it an only got better as the set went on