R.I.P Chadwick Boseman. Not a nice way to go. While BP was not my cup of tea and fairly mediocre, that was not Chadwick's fault. Always remember to seek medical help if you suspect cancer. If you do get it then try and fight the good fight against it like Chadwick did.
i'm black, saw the movie, enjoyed it as popcorn flick laced with heavyhanded politics and sjwism...and i just laughed my ass off seeing this video. spot on my good sir. the uncle adolph bit was priceless
I prefer the interpretation of Killmonger is the only guy there caring about some poor oppressed Blacks in America, and the Wakandans who supported him did so because he promised them an Empire. They didn't care about Black people so much as Nationalism. THat way its about perception.
All this fighting over Black Panther has completely over shadowed the real issue here. Uganda's film industry is gonna kick the shit out of our movies if we don't keep up.
Whenever a controversial film comes out, basing its marketing on social justice angles or political causes, I always enjoy the big RUclipsr reviewers sharing their negative opinion. I have seen your channel in this light a couple times, and had no idea you were in reality a small time reviewer. The depth of your reviews, and edge of your satirical blade is on the same tier, if not higher than the 1+ million subbed reviewers. Really surprised your channel is as small as it is, I just assumed it was 500+k subs due to the quality and polish of your reviews.
Karl Markis I thought the same, that this channel would have a LOT more subs. I’ve come across more and more channels like that lately though it’s kinda sad
They used to be the big boogeymen in 1700-1800s along britons and spaniards, lol. What I don't get is why are they the only ones made fun of for surrendering? Most Europe surrendered too.
Wesley Snipes as Blade was the first and fucking awesome Black lead. People always forget Blade! Blade 1&2 were the BEST! Umm I pretend the third wasn’t made.
There's a Blade vs Batman trailer that's the coolest shit ever. That's a movie I want to see. I'm tired of Marvels and it's idiotic fake Russian and African countries. What's next? A fictitious country in North America?
Here's something I don't understand....why are wakandans upset at white people for what happened in the past? 1) If they're a tribalistic isolationist colony, they could really care less to be honest for other blacks, so this animosity towards whites makes no sense. Progressives like to think that all the tribes live in harmony and are part of some grand homogenous African nation. Bullshit, nepotism and inter tribal warfare is guaranteed in these types of governments. Remember Rwanda? 2) I'm pretty sure no one knew where the hell wakanda even was until recently, so how the hell would the apartheid government affect them at all?
See, that would be if they had adapted the GOOD Black Panther run, where Wakanda is a place that makes some amount of fucking sense, where it's a heavily isolationist and tradition obsessed culture that couldn't two rats asses about the outside world, and the people populating are actual characters, rather than caricatures.
I was a bit confused myself, if they cared about colonialism, why didn't they do anything about it? Did this isolationist country develop a modern liberal opinion of colonialism at the same time as most everywhere else? Why did this super powerful nation stand by if it gave a crap about the fate of other people on their continent? Why do they care now if not then? Are they going to apologise to their neighbours for not intervening?
My main question upon seeing Wakanda was this: if the civilization is so advanced, why do they have dirt roads and stick huts? I mean, yeah they had fancy science labs and stuff, but dirt roads and thatch roofs? Is that for caricature purposes or is that the pinnacle of African isolationism?
@@matthiasthulman4058 I dunno, recreationists are also a possibility. Mind, I doubt that's what the writers/directors were thinking, but it'd be interesting.
Holy chit, that intro had me on the verge of tears. Well done good sir! EDIT: This is your greatest work yet. Please do keep them cumming #bukkakeparty
That black on black crime statistic is a lie. As the South African president said "black on black crime is a myth invented by the white man". So you see, 1 000 000 people were not, I repeat NOT murdered in the Rwandan genocide. That was just a myth created by whitey...
I hate the way they always portray Africa as this homogeneous culture where everyone is just kind of clumped under this vague "African" identity, like that's the single important thing about them and their culture. Never mind all the many different cultures and groups spread over a vast continent, don't worry about that, they are just "African", which basically means a vague blend of stereotypes based on various cultures. Just like "white people" are all exactly the same and there is no point in differentiating between Finnish and Serbian and Italian. Just give them some French clothing, some German weapons, and call them "Europeans", it's close enough, right? It's bullshit. How about actually doing some real justice to the actual cultures and their heritage? But that's too much work and it doesn't match with the American Pan-African nationalist ideal born in the 1960s. The US is pretty much the only place where "black" is a distinct self defined cultural group (and I think that's not as accurate as people pretend), but they have to project that image onto the entire continent.
_But, but, but, this is proof of how Africa would be if the whiteman never colonized!_ An equally horrific hellhole, only now with a hyper ethnonationalist state that allows it's neighbors to starve on its doorstep, and is one hurt feeling away from falling into anarchy itself.
Belias Phyre wouldn't it actually be an African country appropriating white nationalist ideas and applying them to blacks though? So it's actually the one African country with the most European influence since it acts less African.
They aren't appropriating white nationalist ideals. Nationalism is not inherently white. The only thing particularly white about white nationalism is what race and culture it holds as the preferred race and culture. Throughout history, most nation states have been tied to their particular race and culture. Besides, calling "appropriation" is just a losers bullshit way to make themselves feel better. In the good old days, this wouldn't matter as they'd also be dead. Those were the days...
The place is literally in feudalism. And it's only good because of a rare resource, at that. It's a terrible case for ethno-nationalism. Or, wait, I mean 'muh anti-colonialism'.
The same, without guns. Period. Basically, what colonization did in Africa is the same that was already in progress, but at industrial scale. And took property of the lands. By force.
I'm a woman but I've little interest in Wonder Woman. I appreciate the attempt at representation but when marketing tries desperately to pander to you, it's just a big turn off. It's pretty obvious these big companies do not care about people and are only making these films to profit.
Everything. If profit is the only motive -- if it blows-away other more fundamental things like quality storytelling -- then it is wrong. It's the difference between selling someone a quality meal (at a profit) and pretending to selling a quality meal...and serving Soylent Green to them instead.
Saw it yesterday and what can I say: is a good movie, but is far from the absolute master piece that some people are trying to promote. My biggest issues are: Some minor spoilers ahead..... 1.- You need a ton of suspension of disbelief to enjoy it. Seriously. The open speech tell us, basically, "we were a bunch of archaic tribes without anything but mudhuts, then a magic rock fall from the sky and we insta became the earth version of Asgard, and, then we found the Herbalife version of the Supersoldier serum, and the One became awesome and kicked everyone ass. Then, we hide for reasons and meanwhile the world was developing the steam engine, we had space ships and stuffs". 2.- Vibranium become the McGuffin Jack of all trades. Vibranium can be used to do whatever you want and everything made with vibranium is insta awesome and super high tech. 3.- Ok, I don't have a issue with Wakanda is the most advance place on Earth. Is ok and cool, but the level of exaggeration is too much. Wakanda makes the Avengers tower look like a third world ghetto, and that was even before the world learned to divide a atom. 4.- Most of the characters dialogue and motivations are mostly cliches, but, is a marvel studio movie, almost everything in the MCU is indeed a cliche. 5.- The bad guy of the week starts very interesting. Is not the average bad guy. He even had a couple of high degrees earned in a impossible age, but, the put a remarkable quality as a side note. Apparently, a black person with a university degree and a master is to much fiction and they fixed it making it a SJW. 6.- And that is the moment when the bad guy became a lame bad guy. He chose to burn everything around him to make a statement and then he declared war to world for black issues. No, he can not be a proof of a black person can be strong, smart and have a vision of a great and better world for everyone. No, he falls on the same cliche that blacks suffers from almost always: we solve our issues with guns and shiets. At least the movie solved the biggest problem that bugged me lately with the MCU: too much jokes
Its pathetic how backward we have become as a society that this mediocre movie is being hailed as a "movement|" anyone who says that its racist to call this movie sub par has to be a professional window licker
Didn't we get over all this racist shit in the sixties? lol. I remember growing up watching Blade and other black people actors and actresses in prominent roles and never thinking twice about it. Why have we gone backwards?
I know right? It's the same with feminism, feels like we're going backwards. They say that the new female ghostbusters, Oceans 8 and the new Star Wars are revolutionary for feminism. Excuse me? What about Alien? Sarah Connor in Terminator? Kill Bill? Did everyone just forget about them movies and pretend they never happened? SJW's and the media are making racism an issue when it's not. As Morgan Freeman once brilliantly stated in an interview regarding racism, people just need to stop talking about it.
Voxis, I absolutely love your channel! I know you're not trying to make a living off of it, but I bet you could. Professor Tosspot is a stroke of genius, and your reviews are hilarious, as well as scathing, when need be. Don't let your wit and talent go to waste! Old man powers, activate!
kabukiwookie even did bullet time before The Matrix. So glad to see someone else hasn’t forgotten Blade and Wesley Snipes! Except for the 3rd one, but that wasn’t Wesley Snipes’ fault. Lol. Blade 1&2 set the bar.
Because it made less money some how they think that means it's a worse film even though it's personal opinion and subjective lmao. Blade is better because I seen it and it doesn't have really bad CGI and I heard BP has tons of bad CGI. Not to mention the story makes little sense.
How have I never seen your videos before now!!?? I haven't belly laughed so much in ages... I've literally spent most of today just binging your channel!! Fabulous... Great work!! 👍🏻
I went on opening night and talked the whole time about how the economy of that country could not survive with only 1 export that they don't export. Plus I kept asking how evil it is to have all that technology and won't even help their neighbouring countries dig a damn well. I found myself cheering for Killmonger because he wanted help people and make them known to the world. This movie would make uncle Adolf happy. So glad to see your back professor.
Farrdawg Joker say what you will about Killmonger being a crazy racist warlord, he’s a crazy racist warlord who gets shit done. Plus it’d be pretty fun watching Wakanda get steamrolled by the American and Russian war machines. Sure they have some cool tech but they clearly haven’t waged an actual war in generations, or else they would have things like helmets, guns, air support, artillery, ICBMs, and tactics beyond “yell really loud and run at the other guy”. Maybe that’s the true secret behind why the Black Panther is their best warrior, because he’s the only one smart enough to wear some goddamn head protection
@@PikachuLittle There could have been more benifit if killmonger defeated black panther, started his plan, and got defeated by the avengers cause then that'd open up some of said knowledge rather than have vibranium be just hid in caps plot amour and an isolated nation that is ignored in most other movies. Also vibranium has a weakness and that woulda been interesting to see implemented on caps shield and whatnot
The days creep by and I find myself staring off into the distance longingly. The words "smack talk" escapes my lips. When will I once again feel the warm embrace of professor puppet guy. When will I experience the joy of a cutting review of some obscure video game that probably no one has ever heard of. Please Prof. If you have a heart.... Release another video.
Best diversity quota movie: Predator 2. Surprised eh? Had you thinkin for a second, but yes, Predator 2 fills out every minority box, up to and including Gary Busey. And you didn't even notice.
That movie doesn't exist. It never existed and never will exist. You must be from some completely fubared alternate reality where moviegoers like to pop out their own eyeballs and eat them.
fartmagizewarth nope, it pisses me off too. Thor ragnorok was ruined with the constant jokes. The end bit where asgard falls and you have that bloody rock monster saying about change and becoming a beacon for all people only for it to explode is ruined by a joke.
The fatigue set in since Ant Man, however I saw Dr. Strange because I like Cumberbatch, saw GOTG 2 because I did like the first one, and Spider-Man: Homecoming because I love Spider-Man and Micheal Keaton is one of my favorite actors. Um.... yeah I’ll shut up now.
I have a theory that it’s partly because of money and partly because Hollywood thinks that since young people like video games that will be entertained by a bunch of video-game-like action.
Willie Woodward A good assumption, better than any I can think of right now. But if wanted video game actions in my movies, I'd just play telltale games.
Willie Woodward I never meant to imply that you were, I agree with your points. I was just saying that making the cgi battles reminiscent of video game battles just makes me want to play a video game instead, so movies shouldn't be relying on it so much.
Genuinely good on you for putting the wakaliwood Kickstarter thing up they’re genuinely quite passionate film makers and try the best of what they can where they are. Unlike Hollywood
I really enjoy how you deliver entertaining analysis via the enlightened perspective of a highly cultured curmudgeon who's opinions are saturated with copious amounts of common sense that never fails to accurately describe the Progressive psychosis causing countless calamities and ceaselessly corroding our current sociopolitical climate! Hats-off to you!
Oh nice. Love that you play Juno Reactor in this video. I havent heard that track in so long. Juno Reactor is part of what got me to stop being a strict metal head punk rocker and open up to electronic music.
Never fail to crack me up Prof. Mate, keep the comedy gold (somehow matched with exceptionally valid and well articulated observations) rolling our way when you get the time. It's appreciated.
Wow...... slow. clap... awesome! I can't add anything to what you've illustrated in this video. So many good points. I hope the pendulum has completed its swing into crazy town, and is finally headed back towards rationality and common sense
You made many good points, thanks for this video. Your movie reviews are more entertaining than the movies themselves. It's ironic, but true. Watching modern action movies has become like eating junk food. If all you ever do is eat junk food you forget what real food is. I think many people have been conditioned to be satisfied with explosions, CGI, colorful costumes and a nice theatre chair to sit in for a couple of hours while their senses are assaulted.
+Don05 I finally did a non-image google search, and I think the top Urban Dictionary says it best: _Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser_
mtman318: It doesn't always have to include a Mommy. One of the Daddies might be equally as fastidious with his skincare regime. Current year and whatnot.
'Who Killed Captain Alex' is the best African Action Movie I've ever seen and it was filmed in a small village by a random guy with a cheap camera. The movie itself isn't exactly what's great it's the heart and soul behind the movie. You can see how much fun they had making it in every scene.
Great stuff, Professor. While the political hype rages around us we can always rely on you to anchor us firmly in reality, and with more than a soupcon of humor too. (Always wanted to use that word). BTW, I hope your 'Producer' is feeling a lot better these days. That hospital bed shot made me feel quite sad.
Black Panther is 2018's Wonder Woman,in other words:a decently directed and entertaining superhero flick,that is getting hyped way out of proportion,in order to promote ''progressive''(quotations are deliberate here) identity politics. It's neither ''groundbreaking'' nor anything near as good as some other Marvel movies,for example the CGI looks pretty crappy for a blockbuster of this caliber,at some points,but it has a higher rating on review sites then classics like ''The Godfather''!! P.S.Does anybody remember ''Blade''? Not only was it the first Marvel movie with a black superhero,was highly successful and paved the way for all the future comicbook movies,but it was also Rated-R,long before ''Logan'' or ''Deadpool''.
@@GamingKeenBeaner I can understand being incarcerated for sports to be interesting. Because in there we bet honeybuns on who is going to win or you can enter a poll that guarantees half of the jail block canteen if they all decided to join in, but in the real world sports are so darn boring. And it really cranks my gears knowing that they are getting paid more for one game then I make in a month worth of hard work.
@Fallen One I mean, I’m sure they work hard, but yeah... that’s a lot of money. I guess at least they’re getting a good chunk of the profits instead of team managers and owners keeping it all.
10:06 Sonequa Martin-Green is the first black lead of Star Trek, huh? So, I guess Avery Brooks, Commander/Captain Benjamin Sisko in Deep Space Nine, was, what, Asian?
You're like that little voice inside my head that keeps talking while everyone and everything else around me is trying so desperately to convince me that I need to be on-board with all of this shit. Thanks for the vindication Mr. Tosspot. You are a godsend sir.
That Ugandan action Movie Kickstarter campaign was surprisingly successful then ; I guess they are all driving around in brand new Lexus' now then ? I hope they put Mum Ra in the sequel though.
Glad I started watching more of your videos, I got recommended this channel after I started watching your appearances on "E-FAP", keep up the great work.
I (a white guy) have always loved KFC and watermelon...I hated The Last Jedi...Black Panther is probably not a masterpiece but I'm guessing it's much better than The Last Jedi. I think I'll just watch any movie with Denzel Washington in it.
"Bruce"...what was your favorite part? The Canto Bight sequence? The grumpy ol' Luke character? I know. You LOVED Rose. Maybe there should be a whole TRILOGY devoted to ROSE. Face it. This trilogy stinks because the story line stinks. There are no character arcs. The "set ups" don't "pay off". Director/writer Rian Johnson failed. It is obvious.
Hey Voxis. Great job yet again. Dredd Soundtrack and now Juno Reactor, we have the same taste in music. You also squeezed in a positive message as well. Well done, sir.
R.I.P Chadwick Boseman. Not a nice way to go. While BP was not my cup of tea and fairly mediocre, that was not Chadwick's fault. Always remember to seek medical help if you suspect cancer. If you do get it then try and fight the good fight against it like Chadwick did.
Great words old man
RIP Chadwick
You’re a real class act.
He Fought cancer while fighting back Aliens and the Averagers. That deserve respect in my book.
IwasMurloc what a fucking moron you are.
i'm black, saw the movie, enjoyed it as popcorn flick laced with heavyhanded politics and sjwism...and i just laughed my ass off seeing this video. spot on my good sir. the uncle adolph bit was priceless
Based
I prefer the interpretation of Killmonger is the only guy there caring about some poor oppressed Blacks in America, and the Wakandans who supported him did so because he promised them an Empire. They didn't care about Black people so much as Nationalism. THat way its about perception.
Nee, sy kak Johannesburg-aksent was die beste.
You should have posted this message without the "i'm black" at the start just to see what kind of social justice warrior hatred replies you got.
based, based poster
All this fighting over Black Panther has completely over shadowed the real issue here.
Uganda's film industry is gonna kick the shit out of our movies if we don't keep up.
its seems they no da wae
gotta go fahst
Turn down 4 watt.
TheAlmightyLoli *ACTION IS COMING*
When you know De Wae, nothing else matters. Disney does not know de wae.
I had a black friend until my parent sold him
"easy comes easy goes"
best quote ever
Lmfao!!!! I thought the line was, "until my parents SAW him."
@@JoeyMartz me too... it just gets better!!!! Lol
So Marvel is basically the McDonalds of the film industry
HerDark Majesty more like dairy queen
Exactly.
Nah, rather its KFC :)
Generic, tasteless, and bad for your health.
DISNEY is the McDonalds AND Westboro Church in one : D
Whenever a controversial film comes out, basing its marketing on social justice angles or political causes, I always enjoy the big RUclipsr reviewers sharing their negative opinion. I have seen your channel in this light a couple times, and had no idea you were in reality a small time reviewer. The depth of your reviews, and edge of your satirical blade is on the same tier, if not higher than the 1+ million subbed reviewers. Really surprised your channel is as small as it is, I just assumed it was 500+k subs due to the quality and polish of your reviews.
Karl Markis I thought the same, that this channel would have a LOT more subs. I’ve come across more and more channels like that lately though it’s kinda sad
When a film bases it's story solely on current day social issues or politics, those films will age quickly and bad.
I keep saying the same thing mate
Because the algorithm doesn't like his views
“Either way someone is getting fucked.”- lmao
I take Wakaliwood's "Who Killed Captn Alex?" over Black Panther any time...
Fried chicken is something all people can rally behind. Even the Dutch.
My favorite joke about the French: "Do you know why all French streets are lined with trees? To shade the Germans as they march."
S A V A G E
The French have been the IMF'ers bitch since 1815 at Waterloo.
They used to be the big boogeymen in 1700-1800s along britons and spaniards, lol.
What I don't get is why are they the only ones made fun of for surrendering? Most Europe surrendered too.
@@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros4419 probably because they're french
where are you from? im german and i never heard this one, but its a good one, i admit xD
Wesley Snipes as Blade was the first and fucking awesome Black lead. People always forget Blade! Blade 1&2 were the BEST! Umm I pretend the third wasn’t made.
A: Awesome that you're using the same photo I use on Facebook.
B: Blade Trinity may have been awful but hey, it was still there before Black Panther.
RevanJJ i liked blade 3 but FUCK WAS IT BAD.
Yeah, Blade was badass movie. Hancock was kinda boring but awesome anyway.
Me too buddy, me too.
There's a Blade vs Batman trailer that's the coolest shit ever. That's a movie I want to see. I'm tired of Marvels and it's idiotic fake Russian and African countries. What's next? A fictitious country in North America?
Killmonger was a edgy pre teen who never grew out of his edgy phase.
Here's something I don't understand....why are wakandans upset at white people for what happened in the past?
1) If they're a tribalistic isolationist colony, they could really care less to be honest for other blacks, so this animosity towards whites makes no sense. Progressives like to think that all the tribes live in harmony and are part of some grand homogenous African nation. Bullshit, nepotism and inter tribal warfare is guaranteed in these types of governments. Remember Rwanda?
2) I'm pretty sure no one knew where the hell wakanda even was until recently, so how the hell would the apartheid government affect them at all?
Your attempting logic at a Disney Marvel movie.
It's a popcorn Saturday movie
See, that would be if they had adapted the GOOD Black Panther run, where Wakanda is a place that makes some amount of fucking sense, where it's a heavily isolationist and tradition obsessed culture that couldn't two rats asses about the outside world, and the people populating are actual characters, rather than caricatures.
I was a bit confused myself, if they cared about colonialism, why didn't they do anything about it? Did this isolationist country develop a modern liberal opinion of colonialism at the same time as most everywhere else?
Why did this super powerful nation stand by if it gave a crap about the fate of other people on their continent? Why do they care now if not then? Are they going to apologise to their neighbours for not intervening?
My main question upon seeing Wakanda was this: if the civilization is so advanced, why do they have dirt roads and stick huts?
I mean, yeah they had fancy science labs and stuff, but dirt roads and thatch roofs? Is that for caricature purposes or is that the pinnacle of African isolationism?
@@matthiasthulman4058 I dunno, recreationists are also a possibility.
Mind, I doubt that's what the writers/directors were thinking, but it'd be interesting.
Holy chit, that intro had me on the verge of tears. Well done good sir!
EDIT: This is your greatest work yet. Please do keep them cumming #bukkakeparty
Hey Gaming Grandpa!
"you're old and racist!"
And you're young and racist!
Jeff Liggett (and ageist apparently!)
Jeff Liggett no
I just hate everything & everyone equally 🤬 diversitize Mother fuckers
That black on black crime statistic is a lie. As the South African president said "black on black crime is a myth invented by the white man". So you see, 1 000 000 people were not, I repeat NOT murdered in the Rwandan genocide. That was just a myth created by whitey...
Show me someone that hates fried chicken, and I'll show you a liar.
This channel is gold
best BY FAR of all the shit talking movie critics. I love this guy.
Jared bless the holy Pipeman.
As a black man, I totally approve this message
I hate the way they always portray Africa as this homogeneous culture where everyone is just kind of clumped under this vague "African" identity, like that's the single important thing about them and their culture. Never mind all the many different cultures and groups spread over a vast continent, don't worry about that, they are just "African", which basically means a vague blend of stereotypes based on various cultures. Just like "white people" are all exactly the same and there is no point in differentiating between Finnish and Serbian and Italian. Just give them some French clothing, some German weapons, and call them "Europeans", it's close enough, right? It's bullshit. How about actually doing some real justice to the actual cultures and their heritage? But that's too much work and it doesn't match with the American Pan-African nationalist ideal born in the 1960s. The US is pretty much the only place where "black" is a distinct self defined cultural group (and I think that's not as accurate as people pretend), but they have to project that image onto the entire continent.
_But, but, but, this is proof of how Africa would be if the whiteman never colonized!_
An equally horrific hellhole, only now with a hyper ethnonationalist state that allows it's neighbors to starve on its doorstep, and is one hurt feeling away from falling into anarchy itself.
Belias Phyre wouldn't it actually be an African country appropriating white nationalist ideas and applying them to blacks though? So it's actually the one African country with the most European influence since it acts less African.
They aren't appropriating white nationalist ideals. Nationalism is not inherently white. The only thing particularly white about white nationalism is what race and culture it holds as the preferred race and culture. Throughout history, most nation states have been tied to their particular race and culture.
Besides, calling "appropriation" is just a losers bullshit way to make themselves feel better. In the good old days, this wouldn't matter as they'd also be dead. Those were the days...
The place is literally in feudalism. And it's only good because of a rare resource, at that.
It's a terrible case for ethno-nationalism. Or, wait, I mean 'muh anti-colonialism'.
The same, without guns. Period.
Basically, what colonization did in Africa is the same that was already in progress, but at industrial scale. And took property of the lands. By force.
LOL, the scramble for Africa was in 1870, every city in Africa was built after that time. Well apart from Cape Town that was built by the Dutch.
The next identity politics marvel movie will be captain marvel
please act surprised when she kisses a girl and she likes it!
You were correct....
I'm a woman but I've little interest in Wonder Woman. I appreciate the attempt at representation but when marketing tries desperately to pander to you, it's just a big turn off. It's pretty obvious these big companies do not care about people and are only making these films to profit.
Well said.
Most films are made for profit. What's wrong with that?
+Vibranium Shield its a problem now cause it's black people making a small fraction of it .
Everything.
If profit is the only motive -- if it blows-away other more fundamental things like quality storytelling -- then it is wrong.
It's the difference between selling someone a quality meal (at a profit) and pretending to selling a quality meal...and serving Soylent Green to them instead.
@@blacknindo37 You are the one being racist here, not anyone else. Next time, think it all the way out before you spout your racist drivel.
Saw it yesterday and what can I say: is a good movie, but is far from the absolute master piece that some people are trying to promote. My biggest issues are:
Some minor spoilers ahead.....
1.- You need a ton of suspension of disbelief to enjoy it. Seriously. The open speech tell us, basically, "we were a bunch of archaic tribes without anything but mudhuts, then a magic rock fall from the sky and we insta became the earth version of Asgard, and, then we found the Herbalife version of the Supersoldier serum, and the One became awesome and kicked everyone ass. Then, we hide for reasons and meanwhile the world was developing the steam engine, we had space ships and stuffs".
2.- Vibranium become the McGuffin Jack of all trades. Vibranium can be used to do whatever you want and everything made with vibranium is insta awesome and super high tech.
3.- Ok, I don't have a issue with Wakanda is the most advance place on Earth. Is ok and cool, but the level of exaggeration is too much. Wakanda makes the Avengers tower look like a third world ghetto, and that was even before the world learned to divide a atom.
4.- Most of the characters dialogue and motivations are mostly cliches, but, is a marvel studio movie, almost everything in the MCU is indeed a cliche.
5.- The bad guy of the week starts very interesting. Is not the average bad guy. He even had a couple of high degrees earned in a impossible age, but, the put a remarkable quality as a side note. Apparently, a black person with a university degree and a master is to much fiction and they fixed it making it a SJW.
6.- And that is the moment when the bad guy became a lame bad guy. He chose to burn everything around him to make a statement and then he declared war to world for black issues. No, he can not be a proof of a black person can be strong, smart and have a vision of a great and better world for everyone. No, he falls on the same cliche that blacks suffers from almost always: we solve our issues with guns and shiets.
At least the movie solved the biggest problem that bugged me lately with the MCU: too much jokes
Very valid points. It's a standard movie but not the cultural revolution that shills are making it out to be.
Agreed, people have lost their minds, especially if they can not handle a joke.
As someone who also likes to laugh, I love it when one of my favorite RUclips film reviewers calls out outrage/cancel culture for what it is!
Salute.
What about all that cultural appropriation of Alien technology?
Its pathetic how backward we have become as a society that this mediocre movie is being hailed as a "movement|" anyone who says that its racist to call this movie sub par has to be a professional window licker
Didn't we get over all this racist shit in the sixties? lol. I remember growing up watching Blade and other black people actors and actresses in prominent roles and never thinking twice about it. Why have we gone backwards?
If that's a serious question the answer is no. Segregation is only part of it. As long as humans have bias, racism will likely exist.
Look no further than liberals pushing identity politics. They are the reason this shit is out of hand.
I know right? It's the same with feminism, feels like we're going backwards. They say that the new female ghostbusters, Oceans 8 and the new Star Wars are revolutionary for feminism. Excuse me? What about Alien? Sarah Connor in Terminator? Kill Bill? Did everyone just forget about them movies and pretend they never happened?
SJW's and the media are making racism an issue when it's not. As Morgan Freeman once brilliantly stated in an interview regarding racism, people just need to stop talking about it.
Answer: Money. If there is no racism, then anti racism business would go out of business. Like those anti smoking ads.
"...and my dog went missing near a Chinese restaurant!" :'D Pure gold, Professor Tosspot.
Also that Wakaliwood stuff looks pretty good. Anything is better than Hollywood at this point.
Voxis, I absolutely love your channel! I know you're not trying to make a living off of it, but I bet you could. Professor Tosspot is a stroke of genius, and your reviews are hilarious, as well as scathing, when need be. Don't let your wit and talent go to waste! Old man powers, activate!
BLADE... Well the first movie anyways.. IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIE SUPER HERO'S EVER.
kabukiwookie even did bullet time before The Matrix. So glad to see someone else hasn’t forgotten Blade and Wesley Snipes! Except for the 3rd one, but that wasn’t Wesley Snipes’ fault. Lol. Blade 1&2 set the bar.
Spawn
First Blade was a game changer and didn't get enough credit.
It was the 1st DVD I bought! Watched it like 4 times in a row!
Because it made less money some how they think that means it's a worse film even though it's personal opinion and subjective lmao. Blade is better because I seen it and it doesn't have really bad CGI and I heard BP has tons of bad CGI. Not to mention the story makes little sense.
How have I never seen your videos before now!!?? I haven't belly laughed so much in ages... I've literally spent most of today just binging your channel!! Fabulous... Great work!! 👍🏻
I know someone that won't be leaving his door unlocked any more.
I’d like this video again if I could just for your shout out to the Ugandan filmmakers! Those men and women are a fucking inspiration!
Seriously your material is always pure gold and commentarily spot on . You deserve more attention!
Probably would if he'd upload more than once every 2-3 months
Why has this man just 75k subs? He deserves way way more.
I went on opening night and talked the whole time about how the economy of that country could not survive with only 1 export that they don't export. Plus I kept asking how evil it is to have all that technology and won't even help their neighbouring countries dig a damn well. I found myself cheering for Killmonger because he wanted help people and make them known to the world. This movie would make uncle Adolf happy. So glad to see your back professor.
Farrdawg Joker say what you will about Killmonger being a crazy racist warlord, he’s a crazy racist warlord who gets shit done. Plus it’d be pretty fun watching Wakanda get steamrolled by the American and Russian war machines. Sure they have some cool tech but they clearly haven’t waged an actual war in generations, or else they would have things like helmets, guns, air support, artillery, ICBMs, and tactics beyond “yell really loud and run at the other guy”. Maybe that’s the true secret behind why the Black Panther is their best warrior, because he’s the only one smart enough to wear some goddamn head protection
@@PikachuLittle There could have been more benifit if killmonger defeated black panther, started his plan, and got defeated by the avengers cause then that'd open up some of said knowledge rather than have vibranium be just hid in caps plot amour and an isolated nation that is ignored in most other movies.
Also vibranium has a weakness and that woulda been interesting to see implemented on caps shield and whatnot
Don't know how I missed this....the best review of anything,ever. Fabulous in every way.
Subbed.
Voxis this review was great.
The days creep by and I find myself staring off into the distance longingly. The words "smack talk" escapes my lips. When will I once again feel the warm embrace of professor puppet guy. When will I experience the joy of a cutting review of some obscure video game that probably no one has ever heard of. Please Prof. If you have a heart.... Release another video.
Best diversity quota movie: Predator 2.
Surprised eh? Had you thinkin for a second, but yes, Predator 2 fills out every minority box, up to and including Gary Busey. And you didn't even notice.
That movie doesn't exist. It never existed and never will exist. You must be from some completely fubared alternate reality where moviegoers like to pop out their own eyeballs and eat them.
Gary is his own species not a race
Equal rights for Gary Busey!
Let me tell you what I believe , shit happens.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT USER NAME AND PICTURE LMAO
I love this channel!! Your humor and writing is a lost art form.
Omg... I tapped on this video so fast I almost broke my finger. Time to have a good time.
Masterful. I'm reposting this again, five years later, hopefully to encourage you to post more.
I can't stand those CGI fight scenes with no impact, why can't all fights in movies be like They Live
Yeah!
Not this year
Brutal wasnt it. No shaky cam, quick edits, impossible punches or kicks, just two men knocking the shit out of each other.
This is the most accurate black panther review. Sums up how I feel about the movie perfectly.
The fatigue has set in for me.
Josh Mo so fatigued I no longer have a pulse!
I am so fatigues my ghost is writing this response.
It set in for me around Age of Ultron, with Civil War and Doctor Strange temporarily jolting me awake for a couple seconds
fartmagizewarth nope, it pisses me off too. Thor ragnorok was ruined with the constant jokes. The end bit where asgard falls and you have that bloody rock monster saying about change and becoming a beacon for all people only for it to explode is ruined by a joke.
The fatigue set in since Ant Man, however I saw Dr. Strange because I like Cumberbatch, saw GOTG 2 because I did like the first one, and Spider-Man: Homecoming because I love Spider-Man and Micheal Keaton is one of my favorite actors. Um.... yeah I’ll shut up now.
I've watched this video ten times. It's way better than the film. I've just binged watched all your videos Prof Tossbucket, but now what?
Wait 2 hours ;)
You sir, are comedy gold. Very sorry to learn about your not being well.
Thanks for the review. I refuse to waste my money on any racist Hollywood movie, especially from Disney.
Awesome. Saved me from actually watching the movie .
Your review is probably much more entertaining than the actual movie
You'd think with all that money, they could make better CGI. What's wrong with using practical effects for fight scenes?
Kaz Kinnikuman The only reason I can think of is because it’s too time-consuming
I have a theory that it’s partly because of money and partly because Hollywood thinks that since young people like video games that will be entertained by a bunch of video-game-like action.
Willie Woodward A good assumption, better than any I can think of right now.
But if wanted video game actions in my movies, I'd just play telltale games.
Clockwork Shadow that doesn’t mean I’m wrong :p with that said, that’s what Hollywood needs to figure out.
Willie Woodward I never meant to imply that you were, I agree with your points.
I was just saying that making the cgi battles reminiscent of video game battles just makes me want to play a video game instead, so movies shouldn't be relying on it so much.
"Vibranium... A material to make vibrators!" 😂😂😂😂😂😵💀
I don't get this hype about Black Panther. Boring story/hero and fake gangsta rap style, like if black people don't hear rock or metal music.
@Kingdrago101 This Great Value version of T'Challa is boring.
Genuinely good on you for putting the wakaliwood Kickstarter thing up they’re genuinely quite passionate film makers and try the best of what they can where they are. Unlike Hollywood
I Want Chicken
Damn, man. Now I want chicken.
good storytelling, Paul, Im thinking about the ending where Tosspot and the black puppet make peace, haha
I really enjoy how you deliver entertaining analysis via the enlightened perspective of a highly cultured curmudgeon who's opinions are saturated with copious amounts of common sense that never fails to accurately describe the Progressive psychosis causing countless calamities and ceaselessly corroding our current sociopolitical climate! Hats-off to you!
Oh nice. Love that you play Juno Reactor in this video. I havent heard that track in so long. Juno Reactor is part of what got me to stop being a strict metal head punk rocker and open up to electronic music.
This guy needs more subscribers
I am upset that I didn't find this channel years ago. The last 2 mins is the greatest
Never fail to crack me up Prof. Mate, keep the comedy gold (somehow matched with exceptionally valid and well articulated observations) rolling our way when you get the time. It's appreciated.
Wow...... slow. clap... awesome! I can't add anything to what you've illustrated in this video. So many good points. I hope the pendulum has completed its swing into crazy town, and is finally headed back towards rationality and common sense
Another great video, Voxis
I've been waiting for this, and you didn't disappoint 😂😂😂
You made many good points, thanks for this video. Your movie reviews are more entertaining than the movies themselves. It's ironic, but true.
Watching modern action movies has become like eating junk food. If all you ever do is eat junk food you forget what real food is. I think many people have been conditioned to be satisfied with explosions, CGI, colorful costumes and a nice theatre chair to sit in for a couple of hours while their senses are assaulted.
This channel is first rate, top of the line imo.
You deserve all the subs... all of them.
A real shame that RUclips likely think very differently.
I fuckin died from your South African accent
ulf_radon92 lol
I am so proud to be your subscriber my man! SO PROUD THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Instructions unclear, googled "bukkake party"
Swordslinger And what did you find?
Don05: Hard to say exactly; there was too much cum everywhere to make anything out.
Cum skin?
+Don05
I finally did a non-image google search, and I think the top Urban Dictionary says it best: _Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser_
mtman318: It doesn't always have to include a Mommy. One of the Daddies might be equally as fastidious with his skincare regime. Current year and whatnot.
'Who Killed Captain Alex' is the best African Action Movie I've ever seen and it was filmed in a small village by a random guy with a cheap camera.
The movie itself isn't exactly what's great it's the heart and soul behind the movie. You can see how much fun they had making it in every scene.
U G A N D A !!!!!
Best internet reviews
I don't know how I found you but I'm so happy I have. You explain the modern film industry in such a clever and amazing way so thank you man
Spoiler:
This video has no flying pyramids...'n shiiieeeet.
please make more of these! you guys are my new favourite channel! better than honest trailers!
Great stuff, Professor. While the political hype rages around us we can always rely on you to anchor us firmly in reality, and with more than a soupcon of humor too. (Always wanted to use that word). BTW, I hope your 'Producer' is feeling a lot better these days. That hospital bed shot made me feel quite sad.
The best guy!! love your reviews. Keep them coming!
Black Panther is 2018's Wonder Woman,in other words:a decently directed and entertaining superhero flick,that is getting hyped way out of proportion,in order to promote ''progressive''(quotations are deliberate here) identity politics.
It's neither ''groundbreaking'' nor anything near as good as some other Marvel movies,for example the CGI looks pretty crappy for a blockbuster of this caliber,at some points,but it has a higher rating on review sites then classics like ''The Godfather''!!
P.S.Does anybody remember ''Blade''? Not only was it the first Marvel movie with a black superhero,was highly successful and paved the way for all the future comicbook movies,but it was also Rated-R,long before ''Logan'' or ''Deadpool''.
Yes, yes and yes.
I am new to your channel and can't stop binging. Your work is amazing.
Superhero fatigue is real.
Rest in Peace Chadwick Boseman. You will be missed. This guy was a true hero, doing all these movies while fighting his cancer.😔😔
Marvel does not kno de wey.
generic compliment, but this is seriously the best channel on the youtubes.
“People watching the same thing year after year and never getting bored”- you just described pro sports to a tee lol
Sports bore the shit out of me way faster than Marvel movies that's for sure. I'm not really sure how people watch them.
@@GamingKeenBeaner I can understand being incarcerated for sports to be interesting. Because in there we bet honeybuns on who is going to win or you can enter a poll that guarantees half of the jail block canteen if they all decided to join in, but in the real world sports are so darn boring. And it really cranks my gears knowing that they are getting paid more for one game then I make in a month worth of hard work.
@Fallen One I mean, I’m sure they work hard, but yeah... that’s a lot of money. I guess at least they’re getting a good chunk of the profits instead of team managers and owners keeping it all.
Or video games
Definitely the most underrated BP review. 👍
Yes!! A new review, I love you Professor Tosspot!!!
10:06 Sonequa Martin-Green is the first black lead of Star Trek, huh? So, I guess Avery Brooks, Commander/Captain Benjamin Sisko in Deep Space Nine, was, what, Asian?
WE WUZ WAKANDANZ N SHIEET
You're like that little voice inside my head that keeps talking while everyone and everything else around me is trying so desperately to convince me that I need to be on-board with all of this shit. Thanks for the vindication Mr. Tosspot. You are a godsend sir.
First! Looking forward to your hilarious insights!
"It is a movement. Yes, a bowl movement." The most precise review of this so-called movie. Great job as usual by the Prof.
awesome glad to your back
THIS REVIEW IS SPOT ON ! POLITICS EVERYWHERE !!!! SPEAK THE TRUTH BROTHER!
I just wanted to say that I appreciated the use of my last name and its context I feel special.
Just fantastic.... The only RUclips channel that I re-watch over and over.
That Ugandan action Movie Kickstarter campaign was surprisingly successful then ; I guess they are all driving around in brand new Lexus' now then ?
I hope they put Mum Ra in the sequel though.
Glad I started watching more of your videos, I got recommended this channel after I started watching your appearances on "E-FAP", keep up the great work.
Luv the Animatrix music, Voxis Productions.
Voxis is a crown jewel for all of humanity... we dont deserve his irreverent wit
I (a white guy) have always loved KFC and watermelon...I hated The Last Jedi...Black Panther is probably not a masterpiece but I'm guessing it's much better than The Last Jedi. I think I'll just watch any movie with Denzel Washington in it.
Watermelon is amazing. It's like an ice lolly made of fruit. I can't believe in the USA they're thought of as some kind of racist food.
In the USA some people think EVERYTHING is about race.
J Scott Upton Last Jedi really isn't a bad movie. You can dislike it if you want but it was better than a lot of movies that came out that year.
"Bruce"...what was your favorite part? The Canto Bight sequence? The grumpy ol' Luke character? I know. You LOVED Rose. Maybe there should be a whole TRILOGY devoted to ROSE. Face it. This trilogy stinks because the story line stinks. There are no character arcs. The "set ups" don't "pay off". Director/writer Rian Johnson failed. It is obvious.
Nope. Blade Trinity is a masterpiece compared to this dog turd of a film
Hey Voxis. Great job yet again. Dredd Soundtrack and now Juno Reactor, we have the same taste in music. You also squeezed in a positive message as well. Well done, sir.