I Created The Perfect Potion To Try And Ruin Lives
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2021
- I Evolved Science One Billion Years And This Happened
Combining combustible elements always turns out well. People try throwing their moral conundrums my way but I don't have time for it. I'm just here to chew bubble gum and ruin science, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Merch - df.store/
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/12... 
Игры
Gives poison to someone complaining about cows
Later another guy comes in.
“I think my cattle were poisoned”
“Oh, your just a bad farmer.”
DF ain't no snitch
Here's a tip, always try to get the potion to the center of the potion marker to get stronger potions. If you over extend for a potion, use water. When you haggle, click when ever it gets into the yellow areas and stop once they get a bit too skinny.
Also you can hold down ingredients in the shop to buy multiple at once.
You might not want to sell to customers with evil intentions as it brings your reputation down, bringing prices down.
He might have already learned the 1st tip.
Ur forgetting something about DF. He doesn't read
@@marcalvares4901 Did you just not see his Right-click to Necromance videos, or is this sarcasm?
At least he doesn't seem to watch other let's players so he himself can naturally develope his own style of gaming.
@@marcalvares4901 he read some of our comments
He just doesn't really read game instructions
Bold of you to assume he gives a shit about playing the game wisely as i just watched him IGNORE THE END DIALOGE BUTTOM FOR A WHOLE VIDEO GGGRRRAAAGH.....it really bothered me that he gave them the wrong potions to make them leave when there was a button for that....sorry
DF, haggling is worth when selling expensive potions or buying from merchants. if you fill up the buy slot with a lot of product and haggle them it can save you hundreds in gold. love your videos mate
Thank you, I played since the alpha and I still had no idea what good haggle served. P.S. Does it actually matter which hand symbol you click?
@@keigoftw as far as I've noticed it doesn't matter but I can't say for sure.
This game is really clever with how it uses the ingredients to make different potions. From finding the most efficient path, to using the least amount of ingredients, it's a combination of exploration and memorization.
Yeah I thought it was one of those more generic potion mixing/combination finding games like some flash games I experienced, but I'm plesently surprised by the twist mechanic
15:07 I did a little face palm when you FINALLY took a moment to realize you could make better (and more profitable) potions.
Weeeelllll, when you think about it, DF might actually have the most realistic gameplays, he keeps being a noob at the start with no idea of what to do, and then as time goes, he realises he can be better aka make better potions because he is an experienced alchemist now 😂
i've played the demo and i've played quite a bit of the early access version so here's some clarification:
1. haggling is always worth it. It doesn't matter what thing you hit so just hit them all.
2. the closer to the center of the potion effect you get the better it will be so the more money you make
3. you can open your recipe book to auto craft a potion without any of the haggle of actually making it as long as you have the materials.
4. you don't have to fully crush any of the materials, you can crush them as much as you need.
i hope some of that helps.
"If more people just hurt themselves I'd be a rich guy"
He says after rejecting multiple people asking for health potions
DF is the perfect cure for exhaustion. He always seems to post when I'm most tired.
"Haggle with people depending on how stupid they look" I believe that's called "swindling"
I call it fair🤣😂
He whom calls it fair could maybe be accused of being too attractive to ever be bothered by such problems. Way to be cute.
usually when gamers completely ignore instructions, tutorials, and dialogue and then whine when they dont know how to do things or solve puzzles i get irate, but since df straight up admits he doesnt want to read and lives with the consequences instead its just fun to watch his chaotic style
*throws a whole flower and bush into a cauldron*
"Poison"
I mean, that's basically how it works in real life
Customer: Potion seller please I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions
DF: *Gives the guy a potion which is literally just hot water with rocks in it and that will probably poison him*
You should check out a game called "My lovely Daughter" it's a similar art style and game play, where you create "daughters" with alchemy and sacrifice them in an attempt to cure your real daughter
Oh please do, that would be awesome
sounds epic
That would be perfect for him
Highly recommended!
He already kills children in Stardew vally
DF doesn't record edit and upload videos anymore he simply evolves them.
DF's former job titles include RUclipsr, idiot, moron evolution expert, virtual serial killer.
I just love how the mystery Canadian guy jokes about everything he's not beacuse it's part of him being such a talented entertainer and social media content wizard.
Idk what the secret sauce is DF solved but like Todd Howard would say it just works.
You forgot Miner, Forager and Farmer on job titles
"I'm going on a long crusade so-"
"I hope you don't come back"
Savage and based.
I remember playing the demo and thinking “df would like this” lol
I love your videos man holyyy my favorite was that cat fishing game 😂😂
I thought you were evil for a sec
What’s it called
I really love the art style of that game. It mixes both ancient Chinese art and medieval art.
Never thought I’d see the day where people who skipped the tutorial were still better at a game than df
I'm been watching aliensrock playing this and it's gonna be interesting watching you. You guys have different play styles. To put it nicely
It's even worse when you have played the game a aliensrook can't figure something out or find a effect
I like his videos but they are always too short.
@@jonathanb1949 tbh without any tips, it is really hard to find a random potion completely out in the wild
Oh, I've been watching Aliensrock play this. It seems fun!
He's great
He’s great
He's great
He’s great
He's great
I love the editing. Saying everything we're thinking, but in the video instead of the comments
Alternate Title: How to bankrupt your alchemy shop at lightning speed.
I cant wait for you to reach later levels. Fun potions you can make is a "Potion of explosion and healing" or "Potion of Poison and Healing" and watch chaos unfold. Also always aim for tier 3 potions.
Edit - Grammar mistakes
As an alchemist, It’s amusing watching a brain dead lazybones try to run his own alchemy shop, blindly throwing random ingredients into the pot, from a monkey flinging his own poo all over the walls to a somewhat competent alchemist. This series is going to be interesting.
This is a very cool concept for a game, thanks for sharing DF!
If you want to look at some more endgame and advanced aliensrock has some in depths of the game
DF is enjoyable to watch, but really I love it when he spends large sums of money. Really tells me how broke I am 💀
10:39 soldier: "good day ! I am going on a long crusade s"
DangerouslyFunny
: "and I hope you dont come back"
its killed me XD
Random person: Spider-Man came to my house and sprayed his webs all over my yard I was wondering if you had a cleaning potion
DF: aww you want poison
"248 Dollars... Next time we make billions" 😂
love it when last 20secs are covered by an end screen card...
For anyone curious the game is called Potion Craft
11:43 SMOOTH flip
DF: "So somebody's going to die. Hopefully many people"
Me:"Agreed"
Welcome to the watch list.
Watching DF buying ingredients one. at. a. time. was painfull, but otherwise great video
DF's potions are too strong for a beast, let alone a man.
"I can either make you glow or poison you" I mean either works in end, right?
hey DF your videos bring me laughter and joy I love your sarcastic monotone.
I have a game suggestion "Honey, I joined a cult"
I basically brewed liquid fireworks. a Lv2 Light AND lv3 EXPLOSIVE potion. It is expensive, but boy I imagine that potion is fun to use.
Hey if you like this game at all I would highly recommend starting over and actually paying attention to the tutorial :P
I know tutorials aren't very fun but it helps a LOT for this game
You've always put a smile on my face even through the toughest of time 🥲
I have a game recommendation: Bad North
I love your videos DF, but could you pleas put an endscreen in the end instead of obscuring the gameplay?
I love your videos I see them all day it’s super good
POV : You're subscribed so that he could give you an idea of what to play.
Iron tail was awesome, hope you play more of that if you can :D
After playing Potion Craft the past few days, functional illiterate DF made this video excruciating to watch.
There's an "end dialogue" button 😭
I like to imagine you just shoving bottles in customer's faces untill they're annoyed enough to leave 😂
If the Cauldron is Hot, Potion craft faster. Pressing Ctrl or Shift on an Ingredient will send it to the Mortar & Pestle or the Cauldron in that order.
"when you don't read the instructions and go straight to the gameplay"
hes so chill but fun at once
I saw this game on steam and I was wondering what it looks like...this is not the first game I bought after watching DF, thank you
Hey DF, i have been watching for a while now and your content is very fun to watch. Also i found a game you might like to play and also recored it for other people. The name of the game is Fury Unleashed Prologue. I had a blast playing the demo version. The full one you have to buy but i sure did smash a lot of the enemys and MADE THEM SUFFER.
Also a tip if you will play it, try and keep the combat going and your combo for healing orbs and also the best weapon so far its somekind of duble shot sniper rifle with great damage plus a rocket launcher and another weapon which i dont remember the name but you will have a lots of fun playing it.
df should continue the alchemy series and play opus magnum
I'm pretty sure you can just press end dialogue to send them away without penalty and you can use the thing just above and to the left of the cauldron to reset movement towards the centre a little bit
DF: 2, 2, 2-
Also DF: 3! (Blocks the view with a watch more thing...)
1:20 df just crushed terraria
I definitely want to see more.
DF always makes me smile
holy shit I was thinking yesterday when I saw this game in my steam recommendation "I wish DF would play this" and here it is 😍
Thank you for this video ! 😊🌻
The potion of sleep and harvest helps growing something down there during the night
More of this game please
love your vids
Can’t wait for him to play plague inc and destroy the world
omg this is what i wanted to buy on steam! ive been waiting for foreverrr. Im glad you tried this!
Early access
@@victormontes7007 yeah still!
The fact that DF didnt haggle makes me cry
Fire and df summarizes this entire video
i am a MASTER of this game now!
16:28.. yup thats DF alright XD
I really love your channel
watching this was one of the most painful things i've ever had to endure
i thought aliensrock was the only youtuber who played this
Whoever is the first content creator to figure out how the whirlpools work gets a prize.
Love you DF but this was painful xD
So basically with haggling hitting the gold stuff is good but over time you lose coins once haggling has begun so whatchu wanna do is hit as much gold as you can, then hit green as soon as possible or you'll lose coins
2 things your messing up on
1.) When you haggle the value is constantly leaning more and more twords the favor of the customer, you have to hit the middle things for every pass through or you will loose value on your sale
2.) If you want to get a more powerful potion you need to get as close to the center of the effects icon on the map as possible, up to tier 3 best case senerio
Then bonus tip, when you add heat to the pot you are cementing the effect of whatever your on top of into the potion your working on, after that point you should either end the effect there, or head straight to another effect that you want combined with it
when this vid first came out it was i evolved science 1 billion years and this is what happened
I love your videos, but i really wish you included the names of the games in your videos
DF you should get addicted to this game lol
This game is really fun. Oddly enough.
pls play more of this game!!!
the prize of the potion is always related to the prize of the ingredients used in it. so you can use up a few extra for the perfect effect and won't make a loss. at least in my experience.
and about the haggling, you are supposed to hit as many of those symbols as you can and end it by hitting on the far left or right side. the trick is to stop when you are ahead. i usually stop after one or two direction changes. depending on how expensive the trade is and whether i messed up or not. a missclick worsens the prize so much...
ok so is he it lets game it outs son OR is he let’s game it outs father?
this game is fun it just need some more handholding for ch1 challenges and more time in the oven
dude, it's literally in early access, what more do you want
This game is a perfect fit I love it
I knew right away he's going to play this
Plague: exist
Ppl 10 centuries later: seems legit
Its 11PM, I can't sleep, But DF is totally worth staying up all night!
Exact same
I was literally looking at this game the other day, are you stalking me?
DF is the new pharma bro
WHY IS HE NOT GRINDING THE PLANTS DOWN, HIS RECEPIES ARE INNEFICIENT
Thank you for making videos. If you didn't I'd have to spent all day w/o shit I like watching
me as a child: i dont understand this and i cant read!
df now: i dont understand this and i dont want to read!
Terraria is a plant? If not that's a cool reference
“Somebodies gonna die. Hopefully many people”
YAY DF IS CREATING MURDER!!!
Eh, what's new? :)
Yaaaay potion craft!!
DF you can use the machine next to the cauldron to fit the potion
yes!!! another vid!!!
Somehow I still laugh at DF’s vids when he still doesn’t have all his humanity back :/
This game looks fun